Post by LB! on May 18, 2008 3:05:52 GMT -6
(LB is walking down a street. Maybe its your street? You might live on this street. Imagine if you did. Its basically any street, is what i'm saying. With buildings. Any street with buildings.)
LB: So! I've been hearing that ICW is coming back. Specifically, i've been hearing it from one David Dudley, practically begging me to return and revive this flagging company-nay, industry-which I assure you has drawn my interest, because I am incredibly bored. However, i've decided a change has to be made. Its been, like, a year and a half since the last time ICW was active. I've grown, matured over that time. For example, if I hadn't shaved in that long, i'd have a really huge beard by now, for real. Look at this.
LB: But I have shaved in that long, so that didn't happen. But my point is, things change.
(In the background, a very small pulls up and clowns start getting out. Like 15 clowns, at least. A surprising amount of clowns, to come from one car.)
LB: See, i've always had a problem in this business. And that problem is that I just can't get taken seriously. Now, I can understand why...
(One clown hits another with a pie.)
LB: The problem is that i've never really taken this seriously. But not this time, ICW!
(Another clown shoots the first two with a seltzer bottle. Laughter is heard off screen.)
LB: This time, i'm taking things seriously.
(A pair of midgets get out of the car now. One tackles the other and they begin wrestling.)
LB: No more 'wacky communist supervillain' gimmicks, no more trips to the moon with the A-Team.
(An elephant emerges from an alley and sits on the car's hood. One of the clowns looks surprised and then his pants fall off.)
LB: I'm taking things seriously now, ICW. Things are going to be different. You'll see.
(LB walks off screen. A piano falls where he was standing. The clown farts.)
LB: So! I've been hearing that ICW is coming back. Specifically, i've been hearing it from one David Dudley, practically begging me to return and revive this flagging company-nay, industry-which I assure you has drawn my interest, because I am incredibly bored. However, i've decided a change has to be made. Its been, like, a year and a half since the last time ICW was active. I've grown, matured over that time. For example, if I hadn't shaved in that long, i'd have a really huge beard by now, for real. Look at this.
LB: But I have shaved in that long, so that didn't happen. But my point is, things change.
(In the background, a very small pulls up and clowns start getting out. Like 15 clowns, at least. A surprising amount of clowns, to come from one car.)
LB: See, i've always had a problem in this business. And that problem is that I just can't get taken seriously. Now, I can understand why...
(One clown hits another with a pie.)
LB: The problem is that i've never really taken this seriously. But not this time, ICW!
(Another clown shoots the first two with a seltzer bottle. Laughter is heard off screen.)
LB: This time, i'm taking things seriously.
(A pair of midgets get out of the car now. One tackles the other and they begin wrestling.)
LB: No more 'wacky communist supervillain' gimmicks, no more trips to the moon with the A-Team.
(An elephant emerges from an alley and sits on the car's hood. One of the clowns looks surprised and then his pants fall off.)
LB: I'm taking things seriously now, ICW. Things are going to be different. You'll see.
(LB walks off screen. A piano falls where he was standing. The clown farts.)