Post by Dave Dangerously on Jun 8, 2008 13:24:54 GMT -6
Jeff Watson: Amalek?
Dave Dudley: Yeah.
Jeff Watson: Dave...
Jeff hangs his head down, and leans on the door jamb to his front door of his house
Jeff Watson: He's dead.
Yasil, Saudi Arabia
The birthplace of the third, and final beast, Amalek.
Dudley and Amalek's rivalry over the years was one of the more storied in wrestling history.
Both men held an equal amount of victories over the other.
There never was a "rubber match".
Amalek retired from the wrestling world, after suffering too many back injuries.
He died, six months ago. It did not make the papers in America.
Dave Dudley has traveled by camel, to the deserts. He is escorted by three armed guards, as he kneels down to Amalek's grave, trying not to get dirt on his business suit...
Dave Dudley: Damnit man. What happened? I was so close. You were the key.
Dave Dudley bends down and puts a rose on Amalek's grave
Dave Dudley: You were my gravest opponent.
The armed guards are speaking arabic.
Dave Dudley: Goodbye, third and final beast.
The guards laugh, and speak more arabic...
Dave Dudley: What is it? What is it?
Guard:
siLLy...AmERICan...
Dave Dudley: What?
Guard:
HE liVeS on...iN eAch and EVERyone of US...LOL
Dave Dudley: ...what?
Guard:
AnD...bY the way...sOFTcoRE ICOn lOL...I wASNT the THIRD AND FINAL BEAST...
i wAS the SECond...F*CK YoU VEry MuCH LmAO!
The guard looked hypnotized, for a moment.
The guards start talking in arabic, again..
Dave Dudley: What the fuck?
Dudley looks back down on Amalek's grave...there is an inscription on the headstone...
12 PostMortem LLC.
Murphysboro, Georgia
Dave Dudley: Twelve? Murphysboro...
Dudley stands up and gets back onto his camel
Guards: MEESER DUDLEEEY WHERE IS YOU GOOEING???
Dave Dudley: EMMF...
Dave Dudley: Yeah.
Jeff Watson: Dave...
Jeff hangs his head down, and leans on the door jamb to his front door of his house
Jeff Watson: He's dead.
Yasil, Saudi Arabia
The birthplace of the third, and final beast, Amalek.
Dudley and Amalek's rivalry over the years was one of the more storied in wrestling history.
Both men held an equal amount of victories over the other.
There never was a "rubber match".
Amalek retired from the wrestling world, after suffering too many back injuries.
He died, six months ago. It did not make the papers in America.
Dave Dudley has traveled by camel, to the deserts. He is escorted by three armed guards, as he kneels down to Amalek's grave, trying not to get dirt on his business suit...
Dave Dudley: Damnit man. What happened? I was so close. You were the key.
Dave Dudley bends down and puts a rose on Amalek's grave
Dave Dudley: You were my gravest opponent.
The armed guards are speaking arabic.
Dave Dudley: Goodbye, third and final beast.
The guards laugh, and speak more arabic...
Dave Dudley: What is it? What is it?
Guard:
siLLy...AmERICan...
Dave Dudley: What?
Guard:
HE liVeS on...iN eAch and EVERyone of US...LOL
Dave Dudley: ...what?
Guard:
AnD...bY the way...sOFTcoRE ICOn lOL...I wASNT the THIRD AND FINAL BEAST...
i wAS the SECond...F*CK YoU VEry MuCH LmAO!
The guard looked hypnotized, for a moment.
The guards start talking in arabic, again..
Dave Dudley: What the fuck?
Dudley looks back down on Amalek's grave...there is an inscription on the headstone...
12 PostMortem LLC.
Murphysboro, Georgia
Dave Dudley: Twelve? Murphysboro...
Dudley stands up and gets back onto his camel
Guards: MEESER DUDLEEEY WHERE IS YOU GOOEING???
Dave Dudley: EMMF...