Post by Dave Dangerously on May 30, 2008 17:28:05 GMT -6
Dave Dudley: I can't believe it. I can't believe I let him sneak in and do this to me. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!
Dudley hangs his head backstage, after being beaten by The Gladiator, Dan Hampton, and mentally by Lou E. Dangerously.
Dave Dudley: I had everything planned...
Cut to a few days later. Dudley is in the ICW offices, top floor. The only other office on the top floor? Lou E. Dangerously.
Dave Dudley: {doing some paperwork} Everything is going according to plan.
there is a voice on the speakerphone
voice: How's that?
Dave Dudley: Dan Hampton's right where I want him. They say keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer...
voice: Yeah, I guess so. Listen Dave, about the deal-
Dave Dudley: You don't worry about the deal. It'll work its way through soon enough. With the new GM in play, I don't have any day-to-day creative power going on.
voice: Power that you had hoped to retain, through Sign Guy Dudley.
Dave Dudley: Sure. I mean, I guess that works. But no worry, I've got things in motion that will work their way to Lou E.'s desk that he WON'T be able to refuse. So I'm not too worried.
voice: But he's mistreating you, Dave. He's very impartial, towards you.
Dave Dudley: I'm going to use it. I need some motivation. I've done it all, remember? I'm the REAL jaded icon. I've won every title. What keeps me going? I'm power hungry. And who has the power? The ICW World Champ. And I want it. And I'll get it.
voice: You're weird. I'll be in touch.
Dave Dudley: I'm sure you will.
There was a time...
backstage, EWA Massive Monday Night
Dan Hampton: Leigh is gone. He wants to take some time off, and train some guy. Dan Wilson's cousin, Carter Wilson. Or something. The pact is dissolving.
Dave Dudley: So what? I'm the EWA World Champion. I've got it all.
Dan Hampton: We were supposed to take the wrestling world by storm, Dave. We're friends. This is a trend-setter. Friends forming up, REAL FRIENDS teaming up to take over in their own fashion. EWA's never seen it before.
Dave Dudley: BUT I'M THE EWA WORLD CHAMPION.
Dan Hampton: Dave, what's happened to you? You used to be The Hardcore Icon. We joined EWA together, to dominate it. We're anti-establishment, remember? Anti-LWN.
Dave Dudley: LWN is dead. ICW is dead. I've lost all I have to fight for, except for this. EWA is mine.
Dan Hampton: What about your allegiances? Isn't this bigger than the EWA World Title?
Dave Dudley: Bigger? The only thing bigger is the ICW world title. Bigger than the EWA World Title I mean, which is the biggest thing going today. Which means I'M THE BIGGEST THING GOING TODAY.
They tried to hold me down. Push me back. I AM WHAT I AM. THIS IS WHAT I DO. If you're not with me, you're against me.
Dan Hampton: That's insane, Dave.
Dave Dudley: Insane is what I do, remember? You were never a ICW-ite. You've always been with THEM.
Dan Hampton: What does that mean?
Dave Dudley: You were in the office with Evolution. The meeting where EWA was birthed. The MEETING WHERE THE TWELVE WAS BORN.
Dan Hampton: What?
Dave Dudley: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE TWELVE?
Dan Hampton: I don't know what you're talking about...
Dave Dudley: What kind of shit are you and Evolution pulling?
Dan Hampton: Evolution? EVOLUTION? You think me and him are in cahoots? I USED Evolution to get into EWA, to become a star. ICW? That piece of crap fed without a television deal. Its no surprise you became the star.
Dave Dudley: What??
Dan Hampton: Look at you talking about the twelve. Leigh used to talk about that shit. SIRIUS used to talk about that shit. I think I even heard Sky talk about a few times. It's nonsense, Dave. Conspiracy theories.
Dave Dudley: It's real. They're in control. You're with them.
Dan Hampton: I'm with MYSELF. Because it's clear that I'm not with you anymore.
Dave Dudley: You'll see. Just like everyone else. They're trying to take over wrestling. AND ALL MEDIA. THE WORLD.
Dan Hampton: Screw you. You need help.
Dudley storms off...
Dan Hampton: Idiot.
Suddenly, Evolution walks up
Evolution: What was that about?
Dan Hampton: Nothing. Look, I want to talk to you about-
Evo: Don't believe anything Dudley says about those conspiracy nonsenses. He's a fool. He doesn't even know what he's doing.
Dan Hampton: I guess so. It's a shame, though. He is a fool. And nothing else.
Hampton walks off
Evo: Dudley, you son of a bitch...
Dudley hangs his head backstage, after being beaten by The Gladiator, Dan Hampton, and mentally by Lou E. Dangerously.
Dave Dudley: I had everything planned...
Cut to a few days later. Dudley is in the ICW offices, top floor. The only other office on the top floor? Lou E. Dangerously.
Dave Dudley: {doing some paperwork} Everything is going according to plan.
there is a voice on the speakerphone
voice: How's that?
Dave Dudley: Dan Hampton's right where I want him. They say keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer...
voice: Yeah, I guess so. Listen Dave, about the deal-
Dave Dudley: You don't worry about the deal. It'll work its way through soon enough. With the new GM in play, I don't have any day-to-day creative power going on.
voice: Power that you had hoped to retain, through Sign Guy Dudley.
Dave Dudley: Sure. I mean, I guess that works. But no worry, I've got things in motion that will work their way to Lou E.'s desk that he WON'T be able to refuse. So I'm not too worried.
voice: But he's mistreating you, Dave. He's very impartial, towards you.
Dave Dudley: I'm going to use it. I need some motivation. I've done it all, remember? I'm the REAL jaded icon. I've won every title. What keeps me going? I'm power hungry. And who has the power? The ICW World Champ. And I want it. And I'll get it.
voice: You're weird. I'll be in touch.
Dave Dudley: I'm sure you will.
There was a time...
backstage, EWA Massive Monday Night
Dan Hampton: Leigh is gone. He wants to take some time off, and train some guy. Dan Wilson's cousin, Carter Wilson. Or something. The pact is dissolving.
Dave Dudley: So what? I'm the EWA World Champion. I've got it all.
Dan Hampton: We were supposed to take the wrestling world by storm, Dave. We're friends. This is a trend-setter. Friends forming up, REAL FRIENDS teaming up to take over in their own fashion. EWA's never seen it before.
Dave Dudley: BUT I'M THE EWA WORLD CHAMPION.
Dan Hampton: Dave, what's happened to you? You used to be The Hardcore Icon. We joined EWA together, to dominate it. We're anti-establishment, remember? Anti-LWN.
Dave Dudley: LWN is dead. ICW is dead. I've lost all I have to fight for, except for this. EWA is mine.
Dan Hampton: What about your allegiances? Isn't this bigger than the EWA World Title?
Dave Dudley: Bigger? The only thing bigger is the ICW world title. Bigger than the EWA World Title I mean, which is the biggest thing going today. Which means I'M THE BIGGEST THING GOING TODAY.
They tried to hold me down. Push me back. I AM WHAT I AM. THIS IS WHAT I DO. If you're not with me, you're against me.
Dan Hampton: That's insane, Dave.
Dave Dudley: Insane is what I do, remember? You were never a ICW-ite. You've always been with THEM.
Dan Hampton: What does that mean?
Dave Dudley: You were in the office with Evolution. The meeting where EWA was birthed. The MEETING WHERE THE TWELVE WAS BORN.
Dan Hampton: What?
Dave Dudley: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE TWELVE?
Dan Hampton: I don't know what you're talking about...
Dave Dudley: What kind of shit are you and Evolution pulling?
Dan Hampton: Evolution? EVOLUTION? You think me and him are in cahoots? I USED Evolution to get into EWA, to become a star. ICW? That piece of crap fed without a television deal. Its no surprise you became the star.
Dave Dudley: What??
Dan Hampton: Look at you talking about the twelve. Leigh used to talk about that shit. SIRIUS used to talk about that shit. I think I even heard Sky talk about a few times. It's nonsense, Dave. Conspiracy theories.
Dave Dudley: It's real. They're in control. You're with them.
Dan Hampton: I'm with MYSELF. Because it's clear that I'm not with you anymore.
Dave Dudley: You'll see. Just like everyone else. They're trying to take over wrestling. AND ALL MEDIA. THE WORLD.
Dan Hampton: Screw you. You need help.
Dudley storms off...
Dan Hampton: Idiot.
Suddenly, Evolution walks up
Evolution: What was that about?
Dan Hampton: Nothing. Look, I want to talk to you about-
Evo: Don't believe anything Dudley says about those conspiracy nonsenses. He's a fool. He doesn't even know what he's doing.
Dan Hampton: I guess so. It's a shame, though. He is a fool. And nothing else.
Hampton walks off
Evo: Dudley, you son of a bitch...