Post by Dave Dangerously on May 30, 2008 20:03:14 GMT -6
Dave Dudley: So I lost to The Gladiator. Big deal.
The Hardcore Icon is driving around in his 1975 Chevy Nova...
Dave Dudley: Not the first time I lost, not the last time. I tell you, that guy is tough with a capitol T. He and I, we will meet again, I promise. Perhaps in the Triple Terror Tournament?
What a great concoction that was, by the way. So clever. TIT, TTT, wow. I must love acronyms.
Alas, I am looking forward to the TTT. I have the potential to beat up 7 different people.
Let's do a rundown.
Dan Hampton- I meet him in the first round. Vengeance. Anger. These will be the lightning that heralds our thunder. He's made a wrong choice in his career. For that, he will pay. With gallons of blood.
Sylver Morrigan- One time love interest. At least, on her end. Like she could ever be with The Hardcore Icon. She has a hunger inside of her that I've never seen before. Her and I have had matches, over the LWN World Heavypost Championship. She's won, I've won. The score wasn't settled. I look forward to meeting her in the second round...
Fenyx Kayne- Or will it be the new "rising" star? His smash and grab attitude reminds me of a young Dave Dudley, circa 2000, of ICW, MWF, HCW, EMMFed, EFWO...
The only difference is I'M A 36 TIME CHAMPION. In the year 2000 I held the hardcore title FOUR DIFFERENT TIMES IN ICW, EFWO, MWF, AND THE EMMFED. IN THE SAME YEAR. WORLD TITLES IN ICW, EWA. MY ROOKIE YEAR. That's the difference between us, Kayne. Pefection. You can achieve it, if you want. But you'll have to go through me.
Lightning Bolt- No one may be crazier than you. We haven't heard much from you, but I know you like it that way. You're the sleeping giant of ICW, and people should be scared of you...
...too bad, I'm not. Of course.
The Gladiator- Beat me once, shame on me...beat me twice...not going to happen. Your crazy psycho killer supersoldier ass has got hell to pay for beating me on Insane Thursday.
Calvin Constantine- Without a doubt, the best wrestler in ICW. And he's won the luck of the draw. Because even though we don't know who his opponent will be, he's the furthest away in the tournament from yours truly, The Most Dangerous Man in Wrestling.
The ICW roster should all be ready to go through hell and back. Because that's what it will be like when you face me. Three stages of hell, ICW. Three stages of Dudley.
The year: 2000. EWA.
Evolution: Yeah. The piece of shit doesn't suspect anything. We'll give you Hoyakillah, you give us your biggest star.
Evo is on the phone
Evo: What? That's the best you have to offer? That's who's going to take the EWA title back for EWA, and end Dudley's reign?
Whatever. I'll write it down on the contract. Thanks, Mr. Oxenreider. Hoyakillah will be in contact with you soon. Pleasure doing business with you.
Yes, I will give the my colleagues your regards. All twelve of them.
Evo hangs up
Evolution: Sigh. I should have never made this deal. He's too powerful of a player. Dave Dudley is on top of the business. Getting him out is becoming the bane of my existence.
Dan Hampton walks up
Hampton: Evo. I want a world title shot. I want Dudley.
Evo: No. I've got business.
Hampton: What about what I did for you when I went to bat during the ICW/EWA merger?
Evo: ...
Hampton: We were this close to realizing YOUR dream of destroying ICW. Realizing THEIR dream. It makes me SICK. You make me SICK. You OWE me. I don't like Dudley for my own reasons.
Evo: I don't owe anyone SHIT. You got anything else to say?
Hampton: Healius should be in charge, complete charge. You don't know SHITE about running EWA. You're a nobody. Dave Dudley vs. Dan Hampton is ratings. There's no one else you've got around who can take Dudley out, other than ME. And there's no one more qualified. I want to fight Dudley, NOW!
Evo: You've got bigger fish to fry. You and your Action Faction. I promise, you'll get your title shot. But it won't be against Dudley. And I DO have someone who's going to take Dudley out. So that'll be all from you, Hampton.
Hampton: I can see what Dudley doesn't like about you. You're a waste. I regret doing business with you. Dan Hampton decides what's best for Dan Hampton. I'm never going to listen to anyone again. I live for EWA. You live for yourself...
Hampton walks off.
Evo: You ask someome to sabotage a company ONE time and they think you owe them something forever. So naive. No one around here understands what we're dealing with here. EWA is the future of entertainment. We'll go all the way. We'll keep the tradition alive...
On the wall, a picture of LWN owner J.J. McDerrick
and on Evo's desk, a contract...
Dave Dudley vs. El Bastarde
The Hardcore Icon is driving around in his 1975 Chevy Nova...
Dave Dudley: Not the first time I lost, not the last time. I tell you, that guy is tough with a capitol T. He and I, we will meet again, I promise. Perhaps in the Triple Terror Tournament?
What a great concoction that was, by the way. So clever. TIT, TTT, wow. I must love acronyms.
Alas, I am looking forward to the TTT. I have the potential to beat up 7 different people.
Let's do a rundown.
Dan Hampton- I meet him in the first round. Vengeance. Anger. These will be the lightning that heralds our thunder. He's made a wrong choice in his career. For that, he will pay. With gallons of blood.
Sylver Morrigan- One time love interest. At least, on her end. Like she could ever be with The Hardcore Icon. She has a hunger inside of her that I've never seen before. Her and I have had matches, over the LWN World Heavypost Championship. She's won, I've won. The score wasn't settled. I look forward to meeting her in the second round...
Fenyx Kayne- Or will it be the new "rising" star? His smash and grab attitude reminds me of a young Dave Dudley, circa 2000, of ICW, MWF, HCW, EMMFed, EFWO...
The only difference is I'M A 36 TIME CHAMPION. In the year 2000 I held the hardcore title FOUR DIFFERENT TIMES IN ICW, EFWO, MWF, AND THE EMMFED. IN THE SAME YEAR. WORLD TITLES IN ICW, EWA. MY ROOKIE YEAR. That's the difference between us, Kayne. Pefection. You can achieve it, if you want. But you'll have to go through me.
Lightning Bolt- No one may be crazier than you. We haven't heard much from you, but I know you like it that way. You're the sleeping giant of ICW, and people should be scared of you...
...too bad, I'm not. Of course.
The Gladiator- Beat me once, shame on me...beat me twice...not going to happen. Your crazy psycho killer supersoldier ass has got hell to pay for beating me on Insane Thursday.
Calvin Constantine- Without a doubt, the best wrestler in ICW. And he's won the luck of the draw. Because even though we don't know who his opponent will be, he's the furthest away in the tournament from yours truly, The Most Dangerous Man in Wrestling.
The ICW roster should all be ready to go through hell and back. Because that's what it will be like when you face me. Three stages of hell, ICW. Three stages of Dudley.
The year: 2000. EWA.
Evolution: Yeah. The piece of shit doesn't suspect anything. We'll give you Hoyakillah, you give us your biggest star.
Evo is on the phone
Evo: What? That's the best you have to offer? That's who's going to take the EWA title back for EWA, and end Dudley's reign?
Whatever. I'll write it down on the contract. Thanks, Mr. Oxenreider. Hoyakillah will be in contact with you soon. Pleasure doing business with you.
Yes, I will give the my colleagues your regards. All twelve of them.
Evo hangs up
Evolution: Sigh. I should have never made this deal. He's too powerful of a player. Dave Dudley is on top of the business. Getting him out is becoming the bane of my existence.
Dan Hampton walks up
Hampton: Evo. I want a world title shot. I want Dudley.
Evo: No. I've got business.
Hampton: What about what I did for you when I went to bat during the ICW/EWA merger?
Evo: ...
Hampton: We were this close to realizing YOUR dream of destroying ICW. Realizing THEIR dream. It makes me SICK. You make me SICK. You OWE me. I don't like Dudley for my own reasons.
Evo: I don't owe anyone SHIT. You got anything else to say?
Hampton: Healius should be in charge, complete charge. You don't know SHITE about running EWA. You're a nobody. Dave Dudley vs. Dan Hampton is ratings. There's no one else you've got around who can take Dudley out, other than ME. And there's no one more qualified. I want to fight Dudley, NOW!
Evo: You've got bigger fish to fry. You and your Action Faction. I promise, you'll get your title shot. But it won't be against Dudley. And I DO have someone who's going to take Dudley out. So that'll be all from you, Hampton.
Hampton: I can see what Dudley doesn't like about you. You're a waste. I regret doing business with you. Dan Hampton decides what's best for Dan Hampton. I'm never going to listen to anyone again. I live for EWA. You live for yourself...
Hampton walks off.
Evo: You ask someome to sabotage a company ONE time and they think you owe them something forever. So naive. No one around here understands what we're dealing with here. EWA is the future of entertainment. We'll go all the way. We'll keep the tradition alive...
On the wall, a picture of LWN owner J.J. McDerrick
and on Evo's desk, a contract...
Dave Dudley vs. El Bastarde