Post by Dave Dangerously on May 19, 2008 15:38:28 GMT -6
Dave Dudley: I'm leaving for Japan.
Kayfabe: But Dave, you're booked for the next LWN house show.
Dave Dudley: I don't care about this place anymore. It's splitsville.
Kayfabe: But you and I and Blackheart have this fierce rivalry going on. It makes for great TV. This could be our shot.
Dave Dudley: I already talked to McDerrick. Fuck this place. I'm out.
Kayfabe: I don't understand?
Dave Dudley: McDerrick is the past. He's so old fashioned. He sells "rasslin". He doesn't know what's up at all. You know, they ALL know. There is a power struggle. You know the m.W.o. isn't just a TV faction. It's backstage politics. Andrew Leigh? He couldn't book a fucking LIBRARY. I'm made for something...
Kayfabe: McDerrick doesn't like you. I'll be honest. No one likes you, Dave. I was just being myself. Name IS Kayfabe, you know.
Dave Dudley: You're just like the rest.
Kayfabe: You're a failure. You'll go the ways of the Nonzes, the JPacs, and the Knipes. You're a NOBODY.
Dave Dudley: After I come back from Japan, there's a new federation starting up. The ICW. Insane Championship Wrestling. Built from the ashes of LWN. You know this fucking company is closing.
Kayfabe: I'll see it through to the end. I'm made for world titles, kid. You're made for sweeping the rafters.
Dave Dudley: I'm going to be an Icon. And they won't even remember you...
Dudley walks off, down the hall, backstage at his last LWN event...
Kayfabe: Good riddance.
a mysterious character walks up...it's the founder of EWA, Evolution, and LWN rival of Dudley.
Evolution: Don't let him fool you, he just got fired. Doesn't even know it. Thinks he was just able to quit...
Kayfabe: What? I mean, I'm glad. I didn't like him. And more room for my push. But why? I mean he didn't deserve to get FIRED, really...
Evolution: McDerrick wanted him out, and I convinced him. I told him he needed to get rid of Dudley to make things work out. What do you think REALLY happened that night in the chat room?
Kayfabe: The chat room...I forgot!
Evolution Piece of shit. He doesn't know how worthless he is. He's insignificant! McDerrick knows LWN is a sinking ship. That's why he's funding my new federation, the Evolutionary Wrestling Alliance.
Kayfabe: Really? What a COUP!
Evolution: Yeah...and it's going to be ran correctly. No more m.W.o. The real stars will finally shine. It's going to be great, no riff-raff like Dudley hanging around. Definitely not as champion...
...
...by the way, that brings me to the next thing. How'd you like to be a star? I can see it now: Kayfabe: EWA World Champ!
Kayfabe: Hmmm...tell me more...
The two walk down the hall, talking. When out of the frame is seen SIGN GUY DUDLEY. He smiles, and then turns, as Dave Dudley walks back up.
Dave Dudley: You talkin' to someone?
Sign Guy Dudley: Nope. Just listening.
Dave Dudley: Anything good?
Sign Guy Dudley: No. Nothing at all. Let's get to packing. We gotta catch that flight to Japan.
The two grab the bags they already have ready and walk down the corridor
Sign Guy Dudley: So tell me about this ICW...
To be continued in part TWO, coming real soon. By the way, that was a flashback.
Kayfabe: But Dave, you're booked for the next LWN house show.
Dave Dudley: I don't care about this place anymore. It's splitsville.
Kayfabe: But you and I and Blackheart have this fierce rivalry going on. It makes for great TV. This could be our shot.
Dave Dudley: I already talked to McDerrick. Fuck this place. I'm out.
Kayfabe: I don't understand?
Dave Dudley: McDerrick is the past. He's so old fashioned. He sells "rasslin". He doesn't know what's up at all. You know, they ALL know. There is a power struggle. You know the m.W.o. isn't just a TV faction. It's backstage politics. Andrew Leigh? He couldn't book a fucking LIBRARY. I'm made for something...
Kayfabe: McDerrick doesn't like you. I'll be honest. No one likes you, Dave. I was just being myself. Name IS Kayfabe, you know.
Dave Dudley: You're just like the rest.
Kayfabe: You're a failure. You'll go the ways of the Nonzes, the JPacs, and the Knipes. You're a NOBODY.
Dave Dudley: After I come back from Japan, there's a new federation starting up. The ICW. Insane Championship Wrestling. Built from the ashes of LWN. You know this fucking company is closing.
Kayfabe: I'll see it through to the end. I'm made for world titles, kid. You're made for sweeping the rafters.
Dave Dudley: I'm going to be an Icon. And they won't even remember you...
Dudley walks off, down the hall, backstage at his last LWN event...
Kayfabe: Good riddance.
a mysterious character walks up...it's the founder of EWA, Evolution, and LWN rival of Dudley.
Evolution: Don't let him fool you, he just got fired. Doesn't even know it. Thinks he was just able to quit...
Kayfabe: What? I mean, I'm glad. I didn't like him. And more room for my push. But why? I mean he didn't deserve to get FIRED, really...
Evolution: McDerrick wanted him out, and I convinced him. I told him he needed to get rid of Dudley to make things work out. What do you think REALLY happened that night in the chat room?
Kayfabe: The chat room...I forgot!
Evolution Piece of shit. He doesn't know how worthless he is. He's insignificant! McDerrick knows LWN is a sinking ship. That's why he's funding my new federation, the Evolutionary Wrestling Alliance.
Kayfabe: Really? What a COUP!
Evolution: Yeah...and it's going to be ran correctly. No more m.W.o. The real stars will finally shine. It's going to be great, no riff-raff like Dudley hanging around. Definitely not as champion...
...
...by the way, that brings me to the next thing. How'd you like to be a star? I can see it now: Kayfabe: EWA World Champ!
Kayfabe: Hmmm...tell me more...
The two walk down the hall, talking. When out of the frame is seen SIGN GUY DUDLEY. He smiles, and then turns, as Dave Dudley walks back up.
Dave Dudley: You talkin' to someone?
Sign Guy Dudley: Nope. Just listening.
Dave Dudley: Anything good?
Sign Guy Dudley: No. Nothing at all. Let's get to packing. We gotta catch that flight to Japan.
The two grab the bags they already have ready and walk down the corridor
Sign Guy Dudley: So tell me about this ICW...
To be continued in part TWO, coming real soon. By the way, that was a flashback.