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Post by Dave Dangerously on May 19, 2008 22:13:47 GMT -6
ITEM! THIS JUST IN!!! ICW EXECUTIVE CHAIRMAN DAVE DUDLEY HAS ISSUED AN OPEN CHALLENGE TO ANYONE!
THAT'S RIGHT, ANYONE!!!
IF ANSWERED, HE WILL FACE YOU ON A SPECIAL ICW SHOW!
ONE MAN?
TWO MEN?
TWO MEN AND A WOMAN?
THREE MEN AND A BABY?
DAVE DUDLEY WILL TAKE ON ALL!!!!!
RULES? STIPS? HEY, IF YOU GOT 'EM, LET'S HEAR THEM!
ALSO, IF THERE IS ANYONE ELSE WHO'D LIKE TO HAVE A SINGLE MATCH, LET'S HEAR IT, IT WILL BE BOOKED!
ALL IN PREPARATION FOR...
davedudleyicw.proboards101.com/index.cgi?board=tv&action=display&thread=152
THE TRIPLE TERROR TOURNAMENT!!!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR???--reply to this thread-- IN CHARACTER
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Post by Tommy "The Gladiator" Harrison on May 20, 2008 16:06:03 GMT -6
[glow=black,2,300]::sport. The survival of the fittest. And who is the fittest, here in the ICW?
Champions- They are usualy defined as the top of the line. Those who reign MOST supreme.
Power- Those who possess power NEED NOT worry about responsibility. Only making their power GREATER.
Redemption- When a man is steered to make a wrong he must see fit to make it right, or he will be damned to the fiery pits of Valhalla. So the Norsemen believed.
Denoument- The final act. How will it be written? Will good triumph over evil?
I am good.
I am power.
I am the fittest.
I am the champion.
I am the redeemer,
and I am the FINAL ACT.
I am Centurius Maximus.
I am The Gladiator.
I am the PEOPLE's CHAMPION!
"Hardcore icon", your time draws near. FOR ALL GREAT EMPIRES COME TO AN END. Yours is no different. Feast now. Rest now.
For soon, you will be eating from the mouth of HELL.
Centurius Maximus accepts your challenge...
And any others::[/glow]
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Post by Dave Dangerously on May 21, 2008 11:24:20 GMT -6
The Most Dangerous Man in Wrestling, Dave Dudley sits at a desk in his office at the ICW Headquarters, in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
Dave Dudley: So...this place sucks. Everyone quit, apparently. Must have been because Frank Stallone stopped paying them.
Dave eyes the offices
Dave Dudley: Why is all of this sausage laying around, though? It's a regular old sausage-fest.
But what isn't going to be a sausage fest is when I decimate the gladiator.
actually...yeah that sounds like a sausage fest to me.
Dave Dudley: Shut up. I'm not gay.
...not that there's anything wrong with that. Just not for me.
I issued the open challenge to anyone willing to accept it. I stand by my decision. This gladiator guy wants to challenge me? We've never faced each other, one on one. Sure, Glady, you got a few licks in on me at the Insane Rumble V. But this is different. You're going one on one with The Hardcore Icon, The Most Dangerous Man in Wrestling today, and the Instigator of Violence. Patent pending.
Dudley stands up on his chair, points behind him at the original ICW titles that he's won over the years
Dave Dudley: I've won over THIRTY titles in my career so far. That's more than ANYONE. I'm a SIX TIME ICW WORLD CHAMP.
And you? You got abused by JJ Hagan.
Of course, so did I, but that was in the bedroom.
The fact remains, Gladiator, that when this match gets scheduled and happens, you're in for a world of pain. You're used to the Gladiator arena?
This is the ICW arena. Only the strong survive. The meek inherit ASS KICKINGS. And I'm the king, here.
You're brave, though. I'll give you that.
But why stop now? If anyone else is man enough, let's make it a TRIPLE THREAT MATCH. HELL, FATAL FOUR WAY IT UP.
I'm game. I need some practice for the ICW Triple Terror Tournament where I WILL become the NEXT ICW Champion for an astounding SEVENTH time.
And if you don't get it yet, immerse yourself in my gospels. Testify.
Fade
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