Post by Calvin Constantine on Sept 16, 2009 20:58:56 GMT -6
Jesus Christ, I tried to get back into WWE again, but this shit is just garbage.
These morons totally booked themselves into a corner with Breaking Point and Taker/Punk. Some fucking waterhead was like ZOMG SUBMISSIONS MATCHES MONTREAL, so they had to do that. But Taker isn't tapping out. And they've finally realized what they have in Punk, and want to stop jerking him around, so he can't lose. So you get that happy horseshit, a Dusty finish and a montreal screwjob in one fucking match. Punk made it work a little because he's so snide. They had such a boner to work in a screwjob, they should have just done the screwjob and dispensed with that Teddy Long tomfoolery.
Don't get me wrong-I love Orton and Cena. They do great shit together. Orton is fucking awesome. And they put on a good match at breaking point. But Orton tapping right away made him look like shit. They told a great story in that match, and it would have been terrific had Orton fought the stf for a minute or two, then tapped.
So now we finally see what exactly it takes for DX to lose a match. Triple H has to be literally hundreds of feet away. What a pussy this guy is. His spot in this business is totally secure. I believe he does indeed deserve his spot, and would be in that spot even if he wasn't married to Stephanie. But the dude has reached the level of Hogan when it comes to not putting ANYONE over. It's a shame a once in a generation talent like HBK is saddled with this bucket of dog piss. You want to know why the WWE can't make new stars? Look no further than this guy.
WWE: MARK HENRY SUCKS. HE'S NEVER BEEN GOOD. HE'S NEVER BEEN OVER. HE WILL NEVER BE OVER.
And then there's ECW. What an abortion of a product. I mean, jesus christ. On the same fucking show, some guy named YoshI goes over Zach Ryder, AND THEN ZACH RYDER BECOMES THE NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER! It's a shame, because the brand has some of my favorite wrestlers-Regal, Christian, Goldust, Shelton Benjamin. But it's trash.
I will give credit where credit is due, however. When they put Big Show with Jericho, I was like, WTF. BUT, it's worked well and has gone a long way to restoring some credibility to the tag titles. My only beef is that I really wanted to see Taker-Jericho at some point.
I guess the final fucking straw for me was Raw, when that cockwallet Batista came back and announced he's going to Smackdown.
Gee, I wonder how this makes guys like Morrison, Punk, Ziggler, Mysterio, et all feel. They've worked their asses off to make Smackdown the best wrestling show in the world (and that includes RoH, which has gone off the rails). Now, some no talent 300 pound douchebag comes in and takes the spot vacated by Hardy. This loser will probably hurt again within three months anyway. Now, instead of Taker Punk HIAC, he'll be in there with them fucking everything up.
And then, he goes over Orton. UGH.
What they should have done was have Christian drop the belt to Regal at Breaking Point, move Christian to smackdown, and put Batista on ECW. Batista could feud with Regal for the belt, and they could have done some cool stuff with Batista, Kozlov, and Jackson. And Christian could have gone to Smackdown-and he's a guy who can work heel or face. He could have turned heel and aligned with Punk and feuded with Taker and a returning Mysterio, or something of that nature.
Jericho is getting old and kind of fat, but he still brings it.
By the way, how exactly did Jeff Hardy ever get so over? He has no mic skills. He's a hopeless spot monkey. He looks like a 50 year old bag lady.
Here's a question for WWE. You have Joey Styles, widely considered one of the best play by play guys, ever. I think he's a little overrated (remember, ECW on free TV was almost NEVER live, he always had the chance to go back and change his commentary), but he's still great. You have Michael Cole, who has a legitimate journalism background and is smart guy. But yet, Cole is the company's lead play by play man, and Styles is behind the scene working on content for the website. This is ass backward.
Here's an idea, WWE. Instead of having 50 announcers on a PPV, why not put JR and Styles together? They want to take JR off of play by play-that's fine, Styles has that covered. Their beef with Styles is that he's not a "storyteller". That's fine, JR has that covered. This makes too much sense.
Another thing I'm sick of hearing: LOL CANADIAN FANZ R SO SMART THEY CHEER THE HEELS DEY R TEH SMARTEST WRESTLING FANS LOL LOL CENA GETS BOOED IN CANADA.
No.
Canadian fans are not smart. They just mark out for the heels and Bret Hart. Bret Hart could go out and shit in a coffee can and it would get over in Canada.
Also, lol at people booing Cena. He's the biggest draw and hardest worker in the company. Any complaint that people have about Cena could realistically be leveled at any other top guy over the past 15 years. But yet the guy gets shit on.
Perfect example-2008 rumble. When he returned, the almighty MSG fans marked their asses off for like 30 seconds. But then, they were like, "OH WAIT IT IS SEENA WE R SUPPOSED TO BOO HIM LOL WE ARE GOOD SMART MARKS". Bitches.
These morons totally booked themselves into a corner with Breaking Point and Taker/Punk. Some fucking waterhead was like ZOMG SUBMISSIONS MATCHES MONTREAL, so they had to do that. But Taker isn't tapping out. And they've finally realized what they have in Punk, and want to stop jerking him around, so he can't lose. So you get that happy horseshit, a Dusty finish and a montreal screwjob in one fucking match. Punk made it work a little because he's so snide. They had such a boner to work in a screwjob, they should have just done the screwjob and dispensed with that Teddy Long tomfoolery.
Don't get me wrong-I love Orton and Cena. They do great shit together. Orton is fucking awesome. And they put on a good match at breaking point. But Orton tapping right away made him look like shit. They told a great story in that match, and it would have been terrific had Orton fought the stf for a minute or two, then tapped.
So now we finally see what exactly it takes for DX to lose a match. Triple H has to be literally hundreds of feet away. What a pussy this guy is. His spot in this business is totally secure. I believe he does indeed deserve his spot, and would be in that spot even if he wasn't married to Stephanie. But the dude has reached the level of Hogan when it comes to not putting ANYONE over. It's a shame a once in a generation talent like HBK is saddled with this bucket of dog piss. You want to know why the WWE can't make new stars? Look no further than this guy.
WWE: MARK HENRY SUCKS. HE'S NEVER BEEN GOOD. HE'S NEVER BEEN OVER. HE WILL NEVER BE OVER.
And then there's ECW. What an abortion of a product. I mean, jesus christ. On the same fucking show, some guy named YoshI goes over Zach Ryder, AND THEN ZACH RYDER BECOMES THE NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER! It's a shame, because the brand has some of my favorite wrestlers-Regal, Christian, Goldust, Shelton Benjamin. But it's trash.
I will give credit where credit is due, however. When they put Big Show with Jericho, I was like, WTF. BUT, it's worked well and has gone a long way to restoring some credibility to the tag titles. My only beef is that I really wanted to see Taker-Jericho at some point.
I guess the final fucking straw for me was Raw, when that cockwallet Batista came back and announced he's going to Smackdown.
Gee, I wonder how this makes guys like Morrison, Punk, Ziggler, Mysterio, et all feel. They've worked their asses off to make Smackdown the best wrestling show in the world (and that includes RoH, which has gone off the rails). Now, some no talent 300 pound douchebag comes in and takes the spot vacated by Hardy. This loser will probably hurt again within three months anyway. Now, instead of Taker Punk HIAC, he'll be in there with them fucking everything up.
And then, he goes over Orton. UGH.
What they should have done was have Christian drop the belt to Regal at Breaking Point, move Christian to smackdown, and put Batista on ECW. Batista could feud with Regal for the belt, and they could have done some cool stuff with Batista, Kozlov, and Jackson. And Christian could have gone to Smackdown-and he's a guy who can work heel or face. He could have turned heel and aligned with Punk and feuded with Taker and a returning Mysterio, or something of that nature.
Jericho is getting old and kind of fat, but he still brings it.
By the way, how exactly did Jeff Hardy ever get so over? He has no mic skills. He's a hopeless spot monkey. He looks like a 50 year old bag lady.
Here's a question for WWE. You have Joey Styles, widely considered one of the best play by play guys, ever. I think he's a little overrated (remember, ECW on free TV was almost NEVER live, he always had the chance to go back and change his commentary), but he's still great. You have Michael Cole, who has a legitimate journalism background and is smart guy. But yet, Cole is the company's lead play by play man, and Styles is behind the scene working on content for the website. This is ass backward.
Here's an idea, WWE. Instead of having 50 announcers on a PPV, why not put JR and Styles together? They want to take JR off of play by play-that's fine, Styles has that covered. Their beef with Styles is that he's not a "storyteller". That's fine, JR has that covered. This makes too much sense.
Another thing I'm sick of hearing: LOL CANADIAN FANZ R SO SMART THEY CHEER THE HEELS DEY R TEH SMARTEST WRESTLING FANS LOL LOL CENA GETS BOOED IN CANADA.
No.
Canadian fans are not smart. They just mark out for the heels and Bret Hart. Bret Hart could go out and shit in a coffee can and it would get over in Canada.
Also, lol at people booing Cena. He's the biggest draw and hardest worker in the company. Any complaint that people have about Cena could realistically be leveled at any other top guy over the past 15 years. But yet the guy gets shit on.
Perfect example-2008 rumble. When he returned, the almighty MSG fans marked their asses off for like 30 seconds. But then, they were like, "OH WAIT IT IS SEENA WE R SUPPOSED TO BOO HIM LOL WE ARE GOOD SMART MARKS". Bitches.