Post by Dave Dangerously on Dec 8, 2009 22:23:59 GMT -6
The camera pans in on the ICW arena, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, the sold out crowd is chanting "ICW, ICW, ICW"!
The camera trolls the fans, and we signs such as:
"SAVE US, Y2A!"
"LOST SEASON 6 PREMIERES TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 2ND 2010"
"WHAT AN ODD SIGN, A PROMO FOR LOST?"
"YEAH, WE AREN'T EVEN AFFILIATED WITH ABC."
"BRING MIND FREAK CRISS ANGEL TO ICW!!!"
"NOPE."
"WHY NOT?"
"BECAUSE, I DUNNO. THAT'S DUMB."
"YOU'RE JUST TOO SCARED."
"SCARED FOR WHAT?"
"TO HAVE YOUR MIND FREEEEEEEEEEEAKED!!!"
"MIND FREAK!"
"MIND FREAK!"
are you ready?
Whoa. that was weird.
The camera settles on the ring, where we see former ICW Chairman of the executive board, Mark McPhail
standing in the ring, microphone in hand.
Mark McPhail: Ladies and gentlemen, WELCOME BACK TO THE ICW ARENA!!!!!!!!!!
The fans go YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mark McPhail: I know what you're thinking. The last time I made an appearance here in ICW, I said it would
be my last appearance ever. Well, obviously you were all wrong, because here I am. So deal with it!
Lil Jon goes YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Mark McPhail: There was originally to be a tournament held to determine the new ICW World Heavyweight
Champion for this new iteration of Insane Championship Wrestling.
Well, there was a slight change of plans. The ICW board of trustees, which I am a member of, was called into
immediate action, and had a meeting to determine who would be the new guiding light of ICW. The new
Commissioner/General Manager. And they chose...ME!!!!!
The fans are excited!!!!!!!!
Mark McPhail: ...to announce WHO THAT PERSON IS!
HEYYYY!!!!!
Mark McPhail: And that person has some exciting announcements here tonight. So, without further ado, here
is the new ICW Commissioning General Manager...
"Bond Theme" by Moby plays. The fans erupt.
And out comes SCOTTIEPP7!!!!
He struts out to the ring, looking as suave as ever. He steps into the ring, and produces a GOLDEN microphone from
his jacket. He holds it up to his perfectly cleft chin. Or is that a fat dimple?
ScottiePP7: YES, YES!!!!! PHILADELPHIA. ICW! THE PP7 IS IN THE HIZOUSE!!!!!!!!
Mark McPhail: My friend, Scott. Good to see you again! Glad you accepted our invitation!
ScottiePP7: That's right, punk. AND AS YOUR GENERAL MANAGER, SCOTTIEPP7 WILL USHER IN A NEW ERA...
Mark McPhail: Wait. Wait. What?
ScottiePP7: What?
Mark McPhail: What are you talking about?
ScottiePP7: I'm just giving my victory speech, brosef. What the dillio?
Mark McPhail: FIRST off, I have no idea what you just said.
The fans laugh. Scottie scoffs.
Mark McPhail: And SECONDLY...
you are NOT THE NEW ICW GENERAL MANAGER!!!!!
The fans are in disbelief! Maybe!!!
ScottiePP7: WHAT?
Mark McPhail: You are HERE, good sir...because you are the new ICW COLOR COMMENTATOR!!
Fans: YESSSSSSS
ScottiePP7: WHAT??
Mark McPhail: NOW GET OVER THERE!!!!!
ScottiePP7: NO WAY!!!!!!!!!
McPhail scolds Scottie and he leaves the ring, heading over to the announce table, where we see none other than
our very own Joey Styles, the other half of our new ICW announce team!
Joey Styles: WELCOME EVERYONE TO ICW! I'M JOINED HERE BY MY NEW APPARENT BROADCAST COLLEAGUE, SCOTTIEPP7!
ScottiePP7: ... THE NERVE!
Joey Styles: Looks like you got fooled, Scott!
ScottiePP7: I...but...I but I...I'M SCOTTIEPP7, DAMNIT!!!!!!
Mark McPhail: Anyway. Without further ado, here is your new, ICW GENERAL MANAGER.....
"U.R.A. Fever" by The Kills hits, and out comes The Most Dangerous Man in Wrestling, Dave Dangerously.
The fans go crazy!!!
JS: YES! IT LOOKS AS IF DAVE DANGEROUSLY HAS ONCE AGAIN RETURNED TO RUNNING ICW, AFTER THE NOW-LEGENDARY
LAWSUIT, THEY MUST HAVE WORKED SOMETHING OUT!!
PP7: Everything that kid has, I gave to him. He's a PHONY!!!
Dangerously enters the ring, and grabs McPhail's microphone.
Dave Dangerously: I'd like to thank you, Mark, for giving me my job back.
Mark McPhail: Uh...are you kidding me?
Dave Dangerously: Do I look like I'm fucking kidding?
Mark McPhail: Come on, we already have to use the language?
Dave Dangerously: What?
Mark McPhail: That was the first F word of the night. And of COURSE, it had to be from you.
PP7: FUCK yeah!
JS: Quiet, you.
Dave Dangerously: This is the house that Dangerously built, I can say whatever I want.
Mark McPhail: No. You can't. You're JUST a wrestler.
Dave Dangerously: WRONG. I'm the new GM.
Mark McPhail: Are you kidding me? They will never let you make another decision for ICW, fool.
Dave Dangerously: Well if I'm not the GM, who is it? I think you're full of it. There IS no GM.
Mark McPhail: Oh, there is. Ladies and gentlemen....JJ
"Baba O'Riley" hits, and out comes "Just" Jessica Hagan!!!!
JS: NO WAY! THE WOMAN THAT KILLED ICW, THE WOMAN THAT PUT EWA OVER IN THE RATNIGS WAR!!! THE TWISTED
SISTER HERSELF!!!
PP7: NO WAY. WHAT THE HELL? I HATE THAT BITCH!!!!!
JJ strolls to the ring, as the fans are in bewilderment.
JJ Hagan: That's right! THE BITCH....IS...BACK!!!!!!
The fans are kind of torn. Stupid fans.
Mark McPhail: Dear LORD.
Dave Dangerously: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING? HER??
JJ Hagan: It's been too long since ICW had this kind of class. And now you're ALL in for a rude awakening.
Mark McPhail: No, you are. Dave, would you mind?
Dave kicks Hagan in the ovaries, and drops her with the 4D!!!!!!! THE DAVE DANGEROUSLY DEATH
DROP!!!!!!!!!
Mark McPhail: Now get this bitch out of here!
Dave carries her back, presumably back to the incinerator where she will die, forever.
PP7: FINALLY, he does something I approve of. Kudos, Dudley.
JS: That's DANGEROUSLY, Scott. He's not the most DUDLEY man in wrestling, he is the most DANGEROUS man in
wrestling.
PP7: He pay you to say that?
JS: OH yeah. A lot.
Mark McPhail: OK... FOR THE LAST TIME. THE ICW, GENERAL MANAGER, LET ME FINISH THIS TIME...JJ...
MCDERRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE FANS GO WHAT?
LIL JON GOES WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???
PP7: WHAT???
JS: OH...MY...GOD!!!!!!!!
thats right, J.J. McDerrick comes out, to a chorus of boos, smile on his face.
JS: THE FORMER OWNER AND CEO OF LWN, J.J. MCDERRICK, THE NEW ICW GENERAL MANAGER???
he makes his way down to the ring, and enters it, gladly taking the mic from McPhail, who leaves the ring.
J.J. McDerrick: That's right, folks. The man himself! THE ENTREPRENEUR. THE BOSS. THE FORCE TO BE
RECKONED WITH. I'm BACK!
Cameras show Dave Dangerously catching the action on a monitor, being restrained by security, in anger.
J.J. McDerrick: It's been a long, long twisted road. Full of ups and downs and all kinds of obstacles.
Through perseverance, through determination, I found myself back on top of my empire. And then ICW came calling.
They needed a creative force. They needed the man responsible for WRESTLEFEST. DEATH AND TAXES. THE BRAWL FOR IT
ALL. WINTERWAR. ALLIANCE GAMES. They needed the TRUE FOUNDING FATHER OF THE EWA. THEY NEEDED A SHOT OF TRUE,
WRESTLING POWER, CONTROL, AND DARE I SAY...INTEGRITY.
THEY NEEDED J.J. MCDERRICK!!!!!
The fans boo.
JS: We need McDerrick just like Lindsay Lohan needs more cocaine.
PP7: Actually, I have something to give Lindsay Lohan.
JS: Really? What?
PP7: My pay-nis.
J.J. McDerrick: And WE'RE GOING TO SHAKE IT UP, STARTING HERE TONIGHT. I HAVE THREE BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS! THE
FIRST OF WHICH....
THURSDAY, MARCH 26...
EMINATING FROM A YET-TO-BE-DETERMINED ARENA IN CANADA!!!!!!
ICW BRINGS TO YOU IT'S BIGGEST EVENT, EVER...
ROLE.
PLAY.
MANIA.
V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW!!!!!!!
The fans go WILD!!!!!
J.J. McDerrick: You like that, huh? AND ANNOUNCEMENT THE SECOND!
IN THREE WEEKS, MONDAY, DECEMBER 28TH. ICW RETURNS WITH A ONE NIGHT SPECIAL TWO HOUR EVENT........
MASSIVE...MONDAY...NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND FOLLOWING THAT, ONE WEEK LATER, THURSDAY, JANUARY 7TH 2010, THE RETURN OF THURSDAY, INSANE, THURSDAY, LIVE, EACH
AND EVERY WEEK!!!!!!
The fans are FUCKED OUT OF THEIR BRAINS!!!!!!!
JS: BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS, SCOTT!!!!!
J.J. McDerrick: And my final announcement of the night, my puppets...TONIGHT.
TONIGHT!!!!!!!!
FOR THE UNDISPUTED ICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
IN A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH!!!!!!!!!!
TOMMY "THE GLADIATOR" HARRISON
VERSUS
THE KING OF ICW, GENESIS
VERSUS
THE WINNER OF A RANDOM DRAWING!!!!!!
THESE THREE INDIVIDUALS WILL GO AT IT, NO HOLDS BARRED, NO TIME LIMIT, NOTHING BUT ONE WINNER, ONE CHAMPION! THIS
HAPPENS TONIGHT, AND IT HAPPENS NEXT! NOW LET'S GET TO THE DRAWING!!!!!!! I THANK YOU, VERY MUCH!!!!!
J.J. leaves the ring, as the fans are now cheering for him.
PP7: WOW!
JS: McDerrick has won these fans over with these announcements! Tonight we will have a new ICW champion
crowned! Who will be the Third person?
PP7: DRAW MY NAME!!!!
JS: You're not in it, dumbass!!!
camera cuts to the back, where we see the ICW locker room full of people (whoever they are, wow...no one RPs
/metafiction) and a giant hopper, presumably with all their names. J.J. walks in...
camera cuts to Dave Dangerously, who is watching on a monitor, now unrestrained, but still pissed off.
Dave Dangerously: I can't BELIEVE THIS!!! McDerrick? WHAT THE FUCK, CHUCK???
cut back to the other room, as J.J. draws the name...
J.J. McDerrick: AND THE THIRD INDIVIDUAL FOR THE MAIN EVENT TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE ICW WORLD
HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP IS....
...J.J. McDerrick pulls the name from the hopper...
J.J. McDerrick: AND THE THIRD INDIVIDUAL FOR THE MAIN EVENT TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE ICW WORLD
HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP IS....
DAVE DANGEROUSLY!!!
Camera cuts to backstage, where the ICW locker room looks pissed. Dangerously jumps up in rejoice.
Dave Dangerously: YES! HAHA!!!!
PP7: That damn Dudley!!!
JS: Uhhh, you mean Dangerously, you idiot.
PP7: Whatever. He's going to win!!!
J.J. McDerrick: And without further ado, THIS MATCH HAPPENS...NOW!!! DANGEROUSLY. HARRISON. GENESIS.
TRIPLE THREAT ELIMINATION FOR THE ICW WORLD TITLE!!!!
Cut to ringside.
JS: What???
"Kingdom" by VNV Nation hits, and out comes former ICW World Heavyweight Champion, the King of ICW,
Genesis to a mixed reaction from the crowd. There is a big following in the crowd of Genes-ites, with
painted ankhs on their faces.
He walks down to the ring, looking all business.
PP7: The King of ICW making his way down. Joey, he was one of the longest reigning ICW champions of recent
memory.
JS: That's right, Scottie. He defeated Lightning Bolt for that title.
PP7: Uhhh...you know who was the champion going INTO that night?
JS: ?
PP7: SCOTTIEPP7, DAMNIT!!!!
"Mexicola" by Queens of the Stone Age hits, signalling the arrival of Tommy "The Gladiator" Harrison. He
gets a good reaction from the crowd, as he poses with the fireworks. Probably the best physique in ICW, he walks
down to the ramp staring down Genesis, intensely.
JS: Another former ICW Champion, the former Gladiator making his return to ICW here! As you all remember he
was involved in the controversy with Healius, the brainwashing controversy. He seems to have shed all of his past
issues, and has spent the past few weeks chasing down Genesis, who he believes to know something about the
wherabouts and activities of Healius and his associates.
PP7: Hmmm...SOMEBODY reads Harrison's RPs, EH?
JS: That I do, Scott. That I do.
Genesis and Harrison stare each other down in the center of the ring. Harrison shoves Genesis, but Genesis walks
right back into Harrison's face.
JS: This has been building for almost a YEAR or more. Fans wanted to see this match previously, but it
never came to fruition!
PP7: Oh man, it's going to be intense, Joey. Like when you go to get your weekly booster shot for the
herpes. That needle is fucking LONG!
JS: What...the...fuck?
"Fried My Little Brains" by The Kills hits, and out comes The Most Dangerous Man in Wrestling, Dave
Dangerously. The fans BOO!!! Dangerously wastes no time, running to the ring as the music continues to
play...
JS: Dangerously hitting the ring running!!!!
He slides in, jumps up and runs into Harrison. He ducks Harrison's clothesline, but runs into Genesis,
GENESIS HITS THE ARCLIGHT SUPERKICK!!!
Dangerously is STUNNED!
PP7: WHOA!!!
JS: HOLY!!!
Dangerously turns into Harrison, who hits THE SAXA BOTTOM!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!
Harrison MAKES THE COVER!!!!!!!
1...
2...
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eliminated, Dave Dangerously
THE FANS ARE IN SHOCK!!!!!!!!![/i]
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!
PP7: Wow. I can't believe it. The fucken Hardcore Icon has been eliminated!!!!
Genesis immediately goes to work on Harrison, as Dangerously rolls out of the ring.
Genesis sends Harrison into the ropes, runs after him, INTERCEPTOR - THE RUNNING ENZIGURI!
Genesis makes the cover -
1...
KICKOUT BY HARRISON! HARRISON SPRINGS TO ACTION!!!
JS: Harrison not fazed!!!
Harrison pushes Genesis into the ropes, Genesis bounces GLADIATOR EXPLODES WITH A SHOULDERBLOCK! Genesis gets
to his feet, runs into the ropes. Harrison ducks, Genesis jumps over, still running into the ropes. Genesis
bounces, comes off the ropes again, HARRISON WITH THE HIGH OVERHEAD PRESS!!!!
PP7: Where is Harrison going to dump Genesis???
Harrison stumbles and walks backwards towards the ropes...
Genesis lands on the top rope, standing!
JS: What balance!
Genesis jumps off towards Harrison, catching him, spinning him around for a tornado DDT!!!
BUT HARRISON REVERSES, HE HOLDS ON, STARTS TO RUN......BIG SPINEBUSTER!!!!!!
JS: WHAT A SPINEBUSTER, WHAT A REVERSAL!
Harrison makes the cover!
1...
2...
HARRISON PICKS GENESIS UP!!!
PP7: WHA???
JS: What the hell is Harrison doing?
Harrison picks Genesis up, and motions to the crowd with his finger - "oh no. I'm not done yet." He sets up
Genesis, GIVES THE BIG THUMBS DOWN TO THE CROWD!!!
PP7: YES!!!!!!
JS: HARRISON GOING FOR THE BATISTA BOMB, THE FALL OF ROME!!!!!!
He starts the motions for the move...
BUT DANGEROUSLY ATTACKS HARRISON FROM BEHIND WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!!! A CRACK TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!!!!!!
JS: What the HELL???
PP7: HARRISON GOT CLOBBERED!!!!
Harrison doesn't go down, Dangerously hits Harrison SQUARE ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR, BENDING THE
CHAIR!!!
JS: Oh my GOD!!
Harrison STILL DOESN'T GO DOWN! but, he is woozy.
PP7: I can't believe he's not going down!
Dangerously scraps the chair, and hits Harrison with the 4D!!!! THE DAVE DANGEROUSLY DEATH DROP!!!!!!
Harrison goes down!!!
JS: Dangerously outraged for Harrison pinning him earlier!!!
Dangerously picks up Genesis...THE 4D!!!!!!! THE DAVE DANGEROUSLY DEATH DROP!!!!!!
GENESIS GOES DOWN! SUDDENLY, JOHNNY Q. PUBLIC RUNS DOWN FROM BACKSTAGE, AND CHASES DANGEROUSLY OFF, AND
INTO THE CROWD!!!!
JS: BOTh MEN ARE DOWN, DANGEROUSLY RUN OFF BY JOHN Q.!!!
PP7: ...you mean...Denzel?
JS: Haha. No. But that was funny.
Genesis crawls to Harrison...he drapes his arm across the massive chest of the Gladiator!!!
1...
2...
KICKOUT, BY HARRISON!!!!!
Cut to backstage, where QPublic is chasing down Dangerously. Dangerously throws a few fans into QPublic's way,
before making his way outside.
JS: both men are down in the ring, we're going to follow this skirmish outside!!!
QPublic catches up with Dangerously, and slams Dangerously's head into the hood of a car. QPublic looks
pissed!
PP7: QPublic not looking so CLEANcore here, Joey!
JS: He's had enough of Dangerously, as we all have!
Dangerously pushes QPublic away, and makes his way to what is seemingly his own car. He enters the passenger
seat, and produces a SINGAPORE CANE!!!
CUT BACK TO THE RING, both men are starting to stir, trying to get to their feet.
JS: Dangerously with the cane!
He swings at QPublic, QPublic ducks, and starts to punch Dangerously using those pugilist skills of his.
Dangerously drops the cane, and seeks refuge, leaning on the car, facing away from QPublic.
QPublic picks up the cane...
PP7: OH SHIT, SON!!!!
QPUBLIC CRACKS DANGEROUSLY IN THE BACK!!!!!! DANGEROUSLY WRITHES IN PAIN!!!!!
JS: WHAT A SHOT!!!
Dangerously feels the sting, as he rears up turning around into QPublic's sight....QPUBLIC WITH A CANE SHOT TO
DANGEROUSLY'S FACE!!!!!!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!
Dangerously's right eye is BUSTED WIDE OPEN!!!!!!
PP7: GOOD LORD!!!!
QPublic looks down, as Dangerously holds his face in a puddle of blood(not puddle of mudd). EMTs immediately
spring from limbo to assist, as QPublic holds the cane in his hands. His eyes open wide, as he throws the cane
down, and runs off...
JS: Oh my god, Scott. Dangerously might have lost his EYE!
PP7: LOOK, IN THE RING!
both men are up, battling it out! Genesis steps back, goes for the big SUPERKICK! Harrison blocks, HE GOES FOR
THE ROMAN COLLAR TWIST OF FATE!!!!!
JS: HE'S GOT HIM!!!!
Genesis reverses into the BEGINNING OF THE END!!! BUT HARRISON HOLDS ON, HE REVERSES INTO THE SAXA
BOTTOM!!!!!!
COVER!
1...
2...
KICKOUT, BY GENESIS!
JS: Lightning doesn't strike twice for Harrison with that move!
PP7: What's it going to take to put down Genesis?
Harrison slides to the outside, and GRABS A TABLE!!! He slides it into the ring, setting it up in the corner.
Harrison picks Genesis up, SIGNALS FOR THE ENLIGHTENMENT!!! THE PEDIGREE!
JS: Harrison wanting to go for the coup de gras!
Harrison hooks Genesis up, but Genesis blocks, grabbing Harrison's feet, pulling him down, and locking in
ENTROPY!!!
PP7: TAP, TAP, TAP!!!
JS: FAP FAP FAP?
PP7: No, TAP TAP TAP! IT'S A TEXAS CLOVERLEAF!
Harrison powers put, pushing Genesis face first into the table set up in the corner. Genesis leans into it,
catching his breath, back to Harrison.
JS: Harrison's strength just too much!
Harrison collects himself, shaking his leg off as to work out a pain. He sees Genesis in the corner. He begins
to CHARGE!!!
PP7: ET TU, GENII?
JS: THAT'S RIGHT, HE'S GOING FOR THE SPEAR!! THROUGH THAT TABLE!!!
Harrison runs towards Genesis...
Genesis GRABS THE STEEL CHAIR LEFT BY DANGEROUSLY, TURNS AROUND, SWINGS IT INTO HARRISON'S FACE!!!!!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT!!!!
JS: GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY!
PP7: JR?
Genesis jumps to the turnbuckle, and stands on TOP of the table! HE FLIES OFF WITH THE 450 SPLASH,
REQUIEM!!!
1...
2...
KICKOUT, BY HARRISON!!!!!!!
JS: I CAN'T BELIEVE
PP7: IT'S NOT BUTTER!!!!!
Genesis stomps Harrison a few times. He picks Harrison up, Harrison, groggy, turns away from Genesis, and
stumbles back around into the ARCLIGHT SUPERKICK!!!!
PP7: THERE IT IS!!!!
COVER!!!!
1......
2..........
KICKOUT BY HARRISON!!!!!!!! THE FANS GO WILD!!!!!!!!!
JS: EACH MAN HAS KICKED OUT OF THEIR RESPECTIVE SIGNATURE MOVES!!!
PP7: Genesis has to be wondering, what will it take to put The monster away!
Genesis climbs the top rope, as Harrison gets to his feet.
JS: Genesis going for the big top rope flying DDT he calls The Fall From Grace!
PP7: And this is where I give the obligatory "BUT IT'S TOO HIGH RISK IT WILL COST HIM" speech.
GENESIS FLIES OFF, BUT THE GLADIATOR CATCHES HIM!!!!!!!
JS: HARRISON HAS HIM!!!
Genesis rests above Harrison's shoulders, punching down on his face. Harrison walks towards the corner, with
the table, and POWERBOMBS HIM INTO THE CORNER, THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!! WHAAAAAAAA[/I]
JS: OH MY GOD!!!
PP7: THat's gotta be it!
Harrison, tiredly, makes the cover!
1.....
2........
KICKOUT, BY GENESIS!!!!!!!!!
PP7: WHAT...THE...HELLL??
JS: NEITHER OF THESE MEN WILL QUIT!
Harrison is frustrated. He picks up a piece of the table. He holds it up, sizing up Genesis...Genesis gets up,
HARRISON SWINGS THE PIECE OF TABLE!!!!!
GENESIS DUCKS, HARRISON TURNS AROUND, STANDING SPINNING HEEL KICK!!!!!
JS: THE COUNTER!!!
Harrison DUCKS! GENESIS TO HIS FEET, CRUSHED IN THE FACE BY THE PIECE OF TABLE!!!! SPLINTERS GO
EVERYWHERE!!!
Genesis walks into Harrison's clutch, THE ENLIGHTENMENT!!!!!!
JS: OH MY GOOD WOOD PIECES FLYING EVERYWHERE!!!!
PP7: THE PEDIGREE!!!!!
Harrison makes the cover!!!
1....
2....
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE WINNER....AND NEW.....ICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!!! TOMMY "THE GLADIATOR" HARRISON!!!!
The fans go wild!!
JS: HARRISON WINS!!! WE HAVE A NEW ICW WORLD CHAMPION!!!!
PP7: I CANT BELIEVE IT!!!!
Genesis is laying on his back, we can see beads of blood form on his face from the wood splinters.
JS: These two men took it to the limit!
PP7: And look, here is our new GM!
J.J. McDerrick brings down Harrison the ICW World Title, awarding it to him. Harrison has a big smile on his
face.
JS: Harrison officially being crowned the ICW World Heavyweight Champion!
J.J. McDerrick hands over the belt...BUT THROWS IT. BETWEEN HARRISON AND GENESIS!
JS: What the hell?
PP7: What is he doing?
McDerrick gives Harrison a sour look, and turns, walking from the ring. Harrison looks puzzled...with shades of
anger. He turns, and picks up his ICW World Title, and continues the celebration.
JS: For the second time, Harrison is a ICW World Champion! These fans are loving it!
PP7: But at what cost? Genesis is hurt! DANGEROUSLY IS ON HIS WAY TO THE HOSPITAL!
JS: And what was the deal with McDerrick?
PP7: Only time will tell, I guess. WELCOME BACK ICW!!!!
JS: That's right!!! MORE ICW TO COME, SOON! For ScottiePP7, this is Joey Styles, SIGNING OFF FROM THE ICW
ARENA!!!!
cut to backstage...
a black limo, J.J. McDerrick walking up. The door opens, we can't see inside. But we can hear the
conversation.
J.J. McDerrick: Well, step one is complete.
voice: We're just getting started. Now, go. You've got work to do...
fin
The camera trolls the fans, and we signs such as:
"SAVE US, Y2A!"
"LOST SEASON 6 PREMIERES TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 2ND 2010"
"WHAT AN ODD SIGN, A PROMO FOR LOST?"
"YEAH, WE AREN'T EVEN AFFILIATED WITH ABC."
"BRING MIND FREAK CRISS ANGEL TO ICW!!!"
"NOPE."
"WHY NOT?"
"BECAUSE, I DUNNO. THAT'S DUMB."
"YOU'RE JUST TOO SCARED."
"SCARED FOR WHAT?"
"TO HAVE YOUR MIND FREEEEEEEEEEEAKED!!!"
"MIND FREAK!"
"MIND FREAK!"
are you ready?
Whoa. that was weird.
The camera settles on the ring, where we see former ICW Chairman of the executive board, Mark McPhail
standing in the ring, microphone in hand.
Mark McPhail: Ladies and gentlemen, WELCOME BACK TO THE ICW ARENA!!!!!!!!!!
The fans go YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mark McPhail: I know what you're thinking. The last time I made an appearance here in ICW, I said it would
be my last appearance ever. Well, obviously you were all wrong, because here I am. So deal with it!
Lil Jon goes YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Mark McPhail: There was originally to be a tournament held to determine the new ICW World Heavyweight
Champion for this new iteration of Insane Championship Wrestling.
Well, there was a slight change of plans. The ICW board of trustees, which I am a member of, was called into
immediate action, and had a meeting to determine who would be the new guiding light of ICW. The new
Commissioner/General Manager. And they chose...ME!!!!!
The fans are excited!!!!!!!!
Mark McPhail: ...to announce WHO THAT PERSON IS!
HEYYYY!!!!!
Mark McPhail: And that person has some exciting announcements here tonight. So, without further ado, here
is the new ICW Commissioning General Manager...
"Bond Theme" by Moby plays. The fans erupt.
And out comes SCOTTIEPP7!!!!
He struts out to the ring, looking as suave as ever. He steps into the ring, and produces a GOLDEN microphone from
his jacket. He holds it up to his perfectly cleft chin. Or is that a fat dimple?
ScottiePP7: YES, YES!!!!! PHILADELPHIA. ICW! THE PP7 IS IN THE HIZOUSE!!!!!!!!
Mark McPhail: My friend, Scott. Good to see you again! Glad you accepted our invitation!
ScottiePP7: That's right, punk. AND AS YOUR GENERAL MANAGER, SCOTTIEPP7 WILL USHER IN A NEW ERA...
Mark McPhail: Wait. Wait. What?
ScottiePP7: What?
Mark McPhail: What are you talking about?
ScottiePP7: I'm just giving my victory speech, brosef. What the dillio?
Mark McPhail: FIRST off, I have no idea what you just said.
The fans laugh. Scottie scoffs.
Mark McPhail: And SECONDLY...
you are NOT THE NEW ICW GENERAL MANAGER!!!!!
The fans are in disbelief! Maybe!!!
ScottiePP7: WHAT?
Mark McPhail: You are HERE, good sir...because you are the new ICW COLOR COMMENTATOR!!
Fans: YESSSSSSS
ScottiePP7: WHAT??
Mark McPhail: NOW GET OVER THERE!!!!!
ScottiePP7: NO WAY!!!!!!!!!
McPhail scolds Scottie and he leaves the ring, heading over to the announce table, where we see none other than
our very own Joey Styles, the other half of our new ICW announce team!
Joey Styles: WELCOME EVERYONE TO ICW! I'M JOINED HERE BY MY NEW APPARENT BROADCAST COLLEAGUE, SCOTTIEPP7!
ScottiePP7: ... THE NERVE!
Joey Styles: Looks like you got fooled, Scott!
ScottiePP7: I...but...I but I...I'M SCOTTIEPP7, DAMNIT!!!!!!
Mark McPhail: Anyway. Without further ado, here is your new, ICW GENERAL MANAGER.....
"U.R.A. Fever" by The Kills hits, and out comes The Most Dangerous Man in Wrestling, Dave Dangerously.
The fans go crazy!!!
JS: YES! IT LOOKS AS IF DAVE DANGEROUSLY HAS ONCE AGAIN RETURNED TO RUNNING ICW, AFTER THE NOW-LEGENDARY
LAWSUIT, THEY MUST HAVE WORKED SOMETHING OUT!!
PP7: Everything that kid has, I gave to him. He's a PHONY!!!
Dangerously enters the ring, and grabs McPhail's microphone.
Dave Dangerously: I'd like to thank you, Mark, for giving me my job back.
Mark McPhail: Uh...are you kidding me?
Dave Dangerously: Do I look like I'm fucking kidding?
Mark McPhail: Come on, we already have to use the language?
Dave Dangerously: What?
Mark McPhail: That was the first F word of the night. And of COURSE, it had to be from you.
PP7: FUCK yeah!
JS: Quiet, you.
Dave Dangerously: This is the house that Dangerously built, I can say whatever I want.
Mark McPhail: No. You can't. You're JUST a wrestler.
Dave Dangerously: WRONG. I'm the new GM.
Mark McPhail: Are you kidding me? They will never let you make another decision for ICW, fool.
Dave Dangerously: Well if I'm not the GM, who is it? I think you're full of it. There IS no GM.
Mark McPhail: Oh, there is. Ladies and gentlemen....JJ
"Baba O'Riley" hits, and out comes "Just" Jessica Hagan!!!!
JS: NO WAY! THE WOMAN THAT KILLED ICW, THE WOMAN THAT PUT EWA OVER IN THE RATNIGS WAR!!! THE TWISTED
SISTER HERSELF!!!
PP7: NO WAY. WHAT THE HELL? I HATE THAT BITCH!!!!!
JJ strolls to the ring, as the fans are in bewilderment.
JJ Hagan: That's right! THE BITCH....IS...BACK!!!!!!
The fans are kind of torn. Stupid fans.
Mark McPhail: Dear LORD.
Dave Dangerously: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING? HER??
JJ Hagan: It's been too long since ICW had this kind of class. And now you're ALL in for a rude awakening.
Mark McPhail: No, you are. Dave, would you mind?
Dave kicks Hagan in the ovaries, and drops her with the 4D!!!!!!! THE DAVE DANGEROUSLY DEATH
DROP!!!!!!!!!
Mark McPhail: Now get this bitch out of here!
Dave carries her back, presumably back to the incinerator where she will die, forever.
PP7: FINALLY, he does something I approve of. Kudos, Dudley.
JS: That's DANGEROUSLY, Scott. He's not the most DUDLEY man in wrestling, he is the most DANGEROUS man in
wrestling.
PP7: He pay you to say that?
JS: OH yeah. A lot.
Mark McPhail: OK... FOR THE LAST TIME. THE ICW, GENERAL MANAGER, LET ME FINISH THIS TIME...JJ...
MCDERRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE FANS GO WHAT?
LIL JON GOES WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???
PP7: WHAT???
JS: OH...MY...GOD!!!!!!!!
thats right, J.J. McDerrick comes out, to a chorus of boos, smile on his face.
JS: THE FORMER OWNER AND CEO OF LWN, J.J. MCDERRICK, THE NEW ICW GENERAL MANAGER???
he makes his way down to the ring, and enters it, gladly taking the mic from McPhail, who leaves the ring.
J.J. McDerrick: That's right, folks. The man himself! THE ENTREPRENEUR. THE BOSS. THE FORCE TO BE
RECKONED WITH. I'm BACK!
Cameras show Dave Dangerously catching the action on a monitor, being restrained by security, in anger.
J.J. McDerrick: It's been a long, long twisted road. Full of ups and downs and all kinds of obstacles.
Through perseverance, through determination, I found myself back on top of my empire. And then ICW came calling.
They needed a creative force. They needed the man responsible for WRESTLEFEST. DEATH AND TAXES. THE BRAWL FOR IT
ALL. WINTERWAR. ALLIANCE GAMES. They needed the TRUE FOUNDING FATHER OF THE EWA. THEY NEEDED A SHOT OF TRUE,
WRESTLING POWER, CONTROL, AND DARE I SAY...INTEGRITY.
THEY NEEDED J.J. MCDERRICK!!!!!
The fans boo.
JS: We need McDerrick just like Lindsay Lohan needs more cocaine.
PP7: Actually, I have something to give Lindsay Lohan.
JS: Really? What?
PP7: My pay-nis.
J.J. McDerrick: And WE'RE GOING TO SHAKE IT UP, STARTING HERE TONIGHT. I HAVE THREE BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS! THE
FIRST OF WHICH....
THURSDAY, MARCH 26...
EMINATING FROM A YET-TO-BE-DETERMINED ARENA IN CANADA!!!!!!
ICW BRINGS TO YOU IT'S BIGGEST EVENT, EVER...
ROLE.
PLAY.
MANIA.
V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW!!!!!!!
The fans go WILD!!!!!
J.J. McDerrick: You like that, huh? AND ANNOUNCEMENT THE SECOND!
IN THREE WEEKS, MONDAY, DECEMBER 28TH. ICW RETURNS WITH A ONE NIGHT SPECIAL TWO HOUR EVENT........
MASSIVE...MONDAY...NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND FOLLOWING THAT, ONE WEEK LATER, THURSDAY, JANUARY 7TH 2010, THE RETURN OF THURSDAY, INSANE, THURSDAY, LIVE, EACH
AND EVERY WEEK!!!!!!
The fans are FUCKED OUT OF THEIR BRAINS!!!!!!!
JS: BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS, SCOTT!!!!!
J.J. McDerrick: And my final announcement of the night, my puppets...TONIGHT.
TONIGHT!!!!!!!!
FOR THE UNDISPUTED ICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
IN A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH!!!!!!!!!!
TOMMY "THE GLADIATOR" HARRISON
VERSUS
THE KING OF ICW, GENESIS
VERSUS
THE WINNER OF A RANDOM DRAWING!!!!!!
THESE THREE INDIVIDUALS WILL GO AT IT, NO HOLDS BARRED, NO TIME LIMIT, NOTHING BUT ONE WINNER, ONE CHAMPION! THIS
HAPPENS TONIGHT, AND IT HAPPENS NEXT! NOW LET'S GET TO THE DRAWING!!!!!!! I THANK YOU, VERY MUCH!!!!!
J.J. leaves the ring, as the fans are now cheering for him.
PP7: WOW!
JS: McDerrick has won these fans over with these announcements! Tonight we will have a new ICW champion
crowned! Who will be the Third person?
PP7: DRAW MY NAME!!!!
JS: You're not in it, dumbass!!!
camera cuts to the back, where we see the ICW locker room full of people (whoever they are, wow...no one RPs
/metafiction) and a giant hopper, presumably with all their names. J.J. walks in...
camera cuts to Dave Dangerously, who is watching on a monitor, now unrestrained, but still pissed off.
Dave Dangerously: I can't BELIEVE THIS!!! McDerrick? WHAT THE FUCK, CHUCK???
cut back to the other room, as J.J. draws the name...
J.J. McDerrick: AND THE THIRD INDIVIDUAL FOR THE MAIN EVENT TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE ICW WORLD
HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP IS....
...J.J. McDerrick pulls the name from the hopper...
J.J. McDerrick: AND THE THIRD INDIVIDUAL FOR THE MAIN EVENT TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE ICW WORLD
HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP IS....
DAVE DANGEROUSLY!!!
Camera cuts to backstage, where the ICW locker room looks pissed. Dangerously jumps up in rejoice.
Dave Dangerously: YES! HAHA!!!!
PP7: That damn Dudley!!!
JS: Uhhh, you mean Dangerously, you idiot.
PP7: Whatever. He's going to win!!!
J.J. McDerrick: And without further ado, THIS MATCH HAPPENS...NOW!!! DANGEROUSLY. HARRISON. GENESIS.
TRIPLE THREAT ELIMINATION FOR THE ICW WORLD TITLE!!!!
Cut to ringside.
JS: What???
"Kingdom" by VNV Nation hits, and out comes former ICW World Heavyweight Champion, the King of ICW,
Genesis to a mixed reaction from the crowd. There is a big following in the crowd of Genes-ites, with
painted ankhs on their faces.
He walks down to the ring, looking all business.
PP7: The King of ICW making his way down. Joey, he was one of the longest reigning ICW champions of recent
memory.
JS: That's right, Scottie. He defeated Lightning Bolt for that title.
PP7: Uhhh...you know who was the champion going INTO that night?
JS: ?
PP7: SCOTTIEPP7, DAMNIT!!!!
"Mexicola" by Queens of the Stone Age hits, signalling the arrival of Tommy "The Gladiator" Harrison. He
gets a good reaction from the crowd, as he poses with the fireworks. Probably the best physique in ICW, he walks
down to the ramp staring down Genesis, intensely.
JS: Another former ICW Champion, the former Gladiator making his return to ICW here! As you all remember he
was involved in the controversy with Healius, the brainwashing controversy. He seems to have shed all of his past
issues, and has spent the past few weeks chasing down Genesis, who he believes to know something about the
wherabouts and activities of Healius and his associates.
PP7: Hmmm...SOMEBODY reads Harrison's RPs, EH?
JS: That I do, Scott. That I do.
Genesis and Harrison stare each other down in the center of the ring. Harrison shoves Genesis, but Genesis walks
right back into Harrison's face.
JS: This has been building for almost a YEAR or more. Fans wanted to see this match previously, but it
never came to fruition!
PP7: Oh man, it's going to be intense, Joey. Like when you go to get your weekly booster shot for the
herpes. That needle is fucking LONG!
JS: What...the...fuck?
"Fried My Little Brains" by The Kills hits, and out comes The Most Dangerous Man in Wrestling, Dave
Dangerously. The fans BOO!!! Dangerously wastes no time, running to the ring as the music continues to
play...
JS: Dangerously hitting the ring running!!!!
He slides in, jumps up and runs into Harrison. He ducks Harrison's clothesline, but runs into Genesis,
GENESIS HITS THE ARCLIGHT SUPERKICK!!!
Dangerously is STUNNED!
PP7: WHOA!!!
JS: HOLY!!!
Dangerously turns into Harrison, who hits THE SAXA BOTTOM!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!
Harrison MAKES THE COVER!!!!!!!
1...
2...
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eliminated, Dave Dangerously
THE FANS ARE IN SHOCK!!!!!!!!![/i]
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!
PP7: Wow. I can't believe it. The fucken Hardcore Icon has been eliminated!!!!
Genesis immediately goes to work on Harrison, as Dangerously rolls out of the ring.
Genesis sends Harrison into the ropes, runs after him, INTERCEPTOR - THE RUNNING ENZIGURI!
Genesis makes the cover -
1...
KICKOUT BY HARRISON! HARRISON SPRINGS TO ACTION!!!
JS: Harrison not fazed!!!
Harrison pushes Genesis into the ropes, Genesis bounces GLADIATOR EXPLODES WITH A SHOULDERBLOCK! Genesis gets
to his feet, runs into the ropes. Harrison ducks, Genesis jumps over, still running into the ropes. Genesis
bounces, comes off the ropes again, HARRISON WITH THE HIGH OVERHEAD PRESS!!!!
PP7: Where is Harrison going to dump Genesis???
Harrison stumbles and walks backwards towards the ropes...
Genesis lands on the top rope, standing!
JS: What balance!
Genesis jumps off towards Harrison, catching him, spinning him around for a tornado DDT!!!
BUT HARRISON REVERSES, HE HOLDS ON, STARTS TO RUN......BIG SPINEBUSTER!!!!!!
JS: WHAT A SPINEBUSTER, WHAT A REVERSAL!
Harrison makes the cover!
1...
2...
HARRISON PICKS GENESIS UP!!!
PP7: WHA???
JS: What the hell is Harrison doing?
Harrison picks Genesis up, and motions to the crowd with his finger - "oh no. I'm not done yet." He sets up
Genesis, GIVES THE BIG THUMBS DOWN TO THE CROWD!!!
PP7: YES!!!!!!
JS: HARRISON GOING FOR THE BATISTA BOMB, THE FALL OF ROME!!!!!!
He starts the motions for the move...
BUT DANGEROUSLY ATTACKS HARRISON FROM BEHIND WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!!! A CRACK TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!!!!!!
JS: What the HELL???
PP7: HARRISON GOT CLOBBERED!!!!
Harrison doesn't go down, Dangerously hits Harrison SQUARE ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR, BENDING THE
CHAIR!!!
JS: Oh my GOD!!
Harrison STILL DOESN'T GO DOWN! but, he is woozy.
PP7: I can't believe he's not going down!
Dangerously scraps the chair, and hits Harrison with the 4D!!!! THE DAVE DANGEROUSLY DEATH DROP!!!!!!
Harrison goes down!!!
JS: Dangerously outraged for Harrison pinning him earlier!!!
Dangerously picks up Genesis...THE 4D!!!!!!! THE DAVE DANGEROUSLY DEATH DROP!!!!!!
GENESIS GOES DOWN! SUDDENLY, JOHNNY Q. PUBLIC RUNS DOWN FROM BACKSTAGE, AND CHASES DANGEROUSLY OFF, AND
INTO THE CROWD!!!!
JS: BOTh MEN ARE DOWN, DANGEROUSLY RUN OFF BY JOHN Q.!!!
PP7: ...you mean...Denzel?
JS: Haha. No. But that was funny.
Genesis crawls to Harrison...he drapes his arm across the massive chest of the Gladiator!!!
1...
2...
KICKOUT, BY HARRISON!!!!!
Cut to backstage, where QPublic is chasing down Dangerously. Dangerously throws a few fans into QPublic's way,
before making his way outside.
JS: both men are down in the ring, we're going to follow this skirmish outside!!!
QPublic catches up with Dangerously, and slams Dangerously's head into the hood of a car. QPublic looks
pissed!
PP7: QPublic not looking so CLEANcore here, Joey!
JS: He's had enough of Dangerously, as we all have!
Dangerously pushes QPublic away, and makes his way to what is seemingly his own car. He enters the passenger
seat, and produces a SINGAPORE CANE!!!
CUT BACK TO THE RING, both men are starting to stir, trying to get to their feet.
JS: Dangerously with the cane!
He swings at QPublic, QPublic ducks, and starts to punch Dangerously using those pugilist skills of his.
Dangerously drops the cane, and seeks refuge, leaning on the car, facing away from QPublic.
QPublic picks up the cane...
PP7: OH SHIT, SON!!!!
QPUBLIC CRACKS DANGEROUSLY IN THE BACK!!!!!! DANGEROUSLY WRITHES IN PAIN!!!!!
JS: WHAT A SHOT!!!
Dangerously feels the sting, as he rears up turning around into QPublic's sight....QPUBLIC WITH A CANE SHOT TO
DANGEROUSLY'S FACE!!!!!!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!
Dangerously's right eye is BUSTED WIDE OPEN!!!!!!
PP7: GOOD LORD!!!!
QPublic looks down, as Dangerously holds his face in a puddle of blood(not puddle of mudd). EMTs immediately
spring from limbo to assist, as QPublic holds the cane in his hands. His eyes open wide, as he throws the cane
down, and runs off...
JS: Oh my god, Scott. Dangerously might have lost his EYE!
PP7: LOOK, IN THE RING!
both men are up, battling it out! Genesis steps back, goes for the big SUPERKICK! Harrison blocks, HE GOES FOR
THE ROMAN COLLAR TWIST OF FATE!!!!!
JS: HE'S GOT HIM!!!!
Genesis reverses into the BEGINNING OF THE END!!! BUT HARRISON HOLDS ON, HE REVERSES INTO THE SAXA
BOTTOM!!!!!!
COVER!
1...
2...
KICKOUT, BY GENESIS!
JS: Lightning doesn't strike twice for Harrison with that move!
PP7: What's it going to take to put down Genesis?
Harrison slides to the outside, and GRABS A TABLE!!! He slides it into the ring, setting it up in the corner.
Harrison picks Genesis up, SIGNALS FOR THE ENLIGHTENMENT!!! THE PEDIGREE!
JS: Harrison wanting to go for the coup de gras!
Harrison hooks Genesis up, but Genesis blocks, grabbing Harrison's feet, pulling him down, and locking in
ENTROPY!!!
PP7: TAP, TAP, TAP!!!
JS: FAP FAP FAP?
PP7: No, TAP TAP TAP! IT'S A TEXAS CLOVERLEAF!
Harrison powers put, pushing Genesis face first into the table set up in the corner. Genesis leans into it,
catching his breath, back to Harrison.
JS: Harrison's strength just too much!
Harrison collects himself, shaking his leg off as to work out a pain. He sees Genesis in the corner. He begins
to CHARGE!!!
PP7: ET TU, GENII?
JS: THAT'S RIGHT, HE'S GOING FOR THE SPEAR!! THROUGH THAT TABLE!!!
Harrison runs towards Genesis...
Genesis GRABS THE STEEL CHAIR LEFT BY DANGEROUSLY, TURNS AROUND, SWINGS IT INTO HARRISON'S FACE!!!!!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT!!!!
JS: GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY!
PP7: JR?
Genesis jumps to the turnbuckle, and stands on TOP of the table! HE FLIES OFF WITH THE 450 SPLASH,
REQUIEM!!!
1...
2...
KICKOUT, BY HARRISON!!!!!!!
JS: I CAN'T BELIEVE
PP7: IT'S NOT BUTTER!!!!!
Genesis stomps Harrison a few times. He picks Harrison up, Harrison, groggy, turns away from Genesis, and
stumbles back around into the ARCLIGHT SUPERKICK!!!!
PP7: THERE IT IS!!!!
COVER!!!!
1......
2..........
KICKOUT BY HARRISON!!!!!!!! THE FANS GO WILD!!!!!!!!!
JS: EACH MAN HAS KICKED OUT OF THEIR RESPECTIVE SIGNATURE MOVES!!!
PP7: Genesis has to be wondering, what will it take to put The monster away!
Genesis climbs the top rope, as Harrison gets to his feet.
JS: Genesis going for the big top rope flying DDT he calls The Fall From Grace!
PP7: And this is where I give the obligatory "BUT IT'S TOO HIGH RISK IT WILL COST HIM" speech.
GENESIS FLIES OFF, BUT THE GLADIATOR CATCHES HIM!!!!!!!
JS: HARRISON HAS HIM!!!
Genesis rests above Harrison's shoulders, punching down on his face. Harrison walks towards the corner, with
the table, and POWERBOMBS HIM INTO THE CORNER, THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!! WHAAAAAAAA[/I]
JS: OH MY GOD!!!
PP7: THat's gotta be it!
Harrison, tiredly, makes the cover!
1.....
2........
KICKOUT, BY GENESIS!!!!!!!!!
PP7: WHAT...THE...HELLL??
JS: NEITHER OF THESE MEN WILL QUIT!
Harrison is frustrated. He picks up a piece of the table. He holds it up, sizing up Genesis...Genesis gets up,
HARRISON SWINGS THE PIECE OF TABLE!!!!!
GENESIS DUCKS, HARRISON TURNS AROUND, STANDING SPINNING HEEL KICK!!!!!
JS: THE COUNTER!!!
Harrison DUCKS! GENESIS TO HIS FEET, CRUSHED IN THE FACE BY THE PIECE OF TABLE!!!! SPLINTERS GO
EVERYWHERE!!!
Genesis walks into Harrison's clutch, THE ENLIGHTENMENT!!!!!!
JS: OH MY GOOD WOOD PIECES FLYING EVERYWHERE!!!!
PP7: THE PEDIGREE!!!!!
Harrison makes the cover!!!
1....
2....
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE WINNER....AND NEW.....ICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!!! TOMMY "THE GLADIATOR" HARRISON!!!!
The fans go wild!!
JS: HARRISON WINS!!! WE HAVE A NEW ICW WORLD CHAMPION!!!!
PP7: I CANT BELIEVE IT!!!!
Genesis is laying on his back, we can see beads of blood form on his face from the wood splinters.
JS: These two men took it to the limit!
PP7: And look, here is our new GM!
J.J. McDerrick brings down Harrison the ICW World Title, awarding it to him. Harrison has a big smile on his
face.
JS: Harrison officially being crowned the ICW World Heavyweight Champion!
J.J. McDerrick hands over the belt...BUT THROWS IT. BETWEEN HARRISON AND GENESIS!
JS: What the hell?
PP7: What is he doing?
McDerrick gives Harrison a sour look, and turns, walking from the ring. Harrison looks puzzled...with shades of
anger. He turns, and picks up his ICW World Title, and continues the celebration.
JS: For the second time, Harrison is a ICW World Champion! These fans are loving it!
PP7: But at what cost? Genesis is hurt! DANGEROUSLY IS ON HIS WAY TO THE HOSPITAL!
JS: And what was the deal with McDerrick?
PP7: Only time will tell, I guess. WELCOME BACK ICW!!!!
JS: That's right!!! MORE ICW TO COME, SOON! For ScottiePP7, this is Joey Styles, SIGNING OFF FROM THE ICW
ARENA!!!!
cut to backstage...
a black limo, J.J. McDerrick walking up. The door opens, we can't see inside. But we can hear the
conversation.
J.J. McDerrick: Well, step one is complete.
voice: We're just getting started. Now, go. You've got work to do...
fin