Post by Dave Dangerously on Nov 5, 2009 23:07:56 GMT -6
1999. LWN.
What follows is a fly-on-the-wall manuscript of a conversation held in 1999. The straw-break that defined this conversation was a member of the LWN roster, Nonz.
See, Nonz went against the grain. Nonz went against the system. Nonz was anti-establishment. His act of defiance against a certain ruling authority of the LWN Wrestling Federation proved to be the point in which all paths began. Paths that eventually converged to Insane Championship Wrestling.
This is the manuscript of what was discussed at this roundtable.
Smackdown: We're not going to stand for it.
DoPlo: Yeah. Something's got to be done about this guy. This kid. This damn kid.
ITR: ...
Kallista: ...
Healius: Do you have something to say?
Kallista: He's not that bad.
J.J. McDerrick: Not that bad? Are you kidding me? We've run the gamut here, and we've encounted SO many individuals that are trying to ruin what we've established here.
DoPlo: Guys...I don't want any part of this.
Healius: Leave, then. Go on, McDerrick.
J.J. McDerrick: Nonz. Joseph Johnson. James Elmo. Hey Kid. The list goes on. The LIST GOES ON. And we've got to put an end to it.
Kallista: This is insane.
Hexane: Am I late?
Healius: As per usual.
ITR: ....
DC: I don't know. I don't know if we should be doing this.
Smackdown: Going behind everyone's back? It's the mWo's way. Isn't that right, Benji?
Benji: Bark.
ITR: ......
Healius: This...this Cabal we've started, the last month. Is it right? I mean, some of us are enemies, here.
Hexane: True.
Smackdown: We've all got common goals, though. There's enough of this so called "pie" to go around. We all want a slice.
J.J. McDerrick: You would be so lucky, friend.
Kallista: No need to argue, guys.
DC: So what do we do? We eliminate these threats?
Hoyakillah: No.
ITR: ...no?
Hoyakillah: No. We bring them in.......
Flash forward three months:
A manuscript of a meeting held in Murphysboro, Nowhere.
Healius: I'm glad we could all meet here, today. We, the future of the wrestling world. We're all going to make it a better place. We, through our righteous ambition, we're going to save it all for elite. We're the good guys. So this will be the first meeting of the Twelve of us. Are we all here?
Nonz.
Evolution.
ScottiePP7.
JPac.
Jenocide.
Jeremy Knipe.
Matt Benson.
Andrew Leigh.
Wickit.
Healius.
Mercury.
And our president, ABVP.
ABVP: Lady and gentlemen...
we ARE the prezzzzzz.....
Two weeks earlier.
Kallista: So, it's settled then.
Hexane: Yes. I think so.
Nonz: Pass those fucken nachos.
Hoyakillah: We will meet here, to discuss our operations. We're in total control of everything. Everywhere.
Nonz.
Hoyakillah.
Kallista.
ITR.
Healius.
Archangel.
Hexane.
Smackdown.
The Silicon Toad.
Brian K. Oxenreider.
Our president, J. J. McDerrick.
And....
Healius: Where is he?
The Silicon Toad: Can he not make it?
Kallista: Ah. I thought you weren't coming.
Jeff Watson: I wouldn't miss our very first meeting, would I?
Archangel: Things are going to change. We're going to stand united.
Smackdown: United.
ITR: ....
Hexane: United.
Kallista: United.
The Silicon Toad: United.
Brian K. Oxenreider: United.
Nonz: United.
Hoyakillah: United.
Jeff Watson: United.
J.J. McDerrick: United.
Healius: ...united.
What follows is a fly-on-the-wall manuscript of a conversation held in 1999. The straw-break that defined this conversation was a member of the LWN roster, Nonz.
See, Nonz went against the grain. Nonz went against the system. Nonz was anti-establishment. His act of defiance against a certain ruling authority of the LWN Wrestling Federation proved to be the point in which all paths began. Paths that eventually converged to Insane Championship Wrestling.
This is the manuscript of what was discussed at this roundtable.
Smackdown: We're not going to stand for it.
DoPlo: Yeah. Something's got to be done about this guy. This kid. This damn kid.
ITR: ...
Kallista: ...
Healius: Do you have something to say?
Kallista: He's not that bad.
J.J. McDerrick: Not that bad? Are you kidding me? We've run the gamut here, and we've encounted SO many individuals that are trying to ruin what we've established here.
DoPlo: Guys...I don't want any part of this.
Healius: Leave, then. Go on, McDerrick.
J.J. McDerrick: Nonz. Joseph Johnson. James Elmo. Hey Kid. The list goes on. The LIST GOES ON. And we've got to put an end to it.
Kallista: This is insane.
Hexane: Am I late?
Healius: As per usual.
ITR: ....
DC: I don't know. I don't know if we should be doing this.
Smackdown: Going behind everyone's back? It's the mWo's way. Isn't that right, Benji?
Benji: Bark.
ITR: ......
Healius: This...this Cabal we've started, the last month. Is it right? I mean, some of us are enemies, here.
Hexane: True.
Smackdown: We've all got common goals, though. There's enough of this so called "pie" to go around. We all want a slice.
J.J. McDerrick: You would be so lucky, friend.
Kallista: No need to argue, guys.
DC: So what do we do? We eliminate these threats?
Hoyakillah: No.
ITR: ...no?
Hoyakillah: No. We bring them in.......
Flash forward three months:
A manuscript of a meeting held in Murphysboro, Nowhere.
Healius: I'm glad we could all meet here, today. We, the future of the wrestling world. We're all going to make it a better place. We, through our righteous ambition, we're going to save it all for elite. We're the good guys. So this will be the first meeting of the Twelve of us. Are we all here?
Nonz.
Evolution.
ScottiePP7.
JPac.
Jenocide.
Jeremy Knipe.
Matt Benson.
Andrew Leigh.
Wickit.
Healius.
Mercury.
And our president, ABVP.
ABVP: Lady and gentlemen...
we ARE the prezzzzzz.....
Two weeks earlier.
Kallista: So, it's settled then.
Hexane: Yes. I think so.
Nonz: Pass those fucken nachos.
Hoyakillah: We will meet here, to discuss our operations. We're in total control of everything. Everywhere.
Nonz.
Hoyakillah.
Kallista.
ITR.
Healius.
Archangel.
Hexane.
Smackdown.
The Silicon Toad.
Brian K. Oxenreider.
Our president, J. J. McDerrick.
And....
Healius: Where is he?
The Silicon Toad: Can he not make it?
Kallista: Ah. I thought you weren't coming.
Jeff Watson: I wouldn't miss our very first meeting, would I?
Archangel: Things are going to change. We're going to stand united.
Smackdown: United.
ITR: ....
Hexane: United.
Kallista: United.
The Silicon Toad: United.
Brian K. Oxenreider: United.
Nonz: United.
Hoyakillah: United.
Jeff Watson: United.
J.J. McDerrick: United.
Healius: ...united.