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Post by Johnny Q Public on Nov 6, 2009 22:55:51 GMT -6
When last we left our intrepid hero a new breed of wrestling was being born. Fuck harccore, this was something new.
CLEANCORE.
But due to lack of funding, the economy, Ponzi schemes what have you ICW once again lost it's TV contract and the world was forced to watch mediocre TV shows.
However Johnny Q never stopped believing. He was holding on to that feeling.
The narrarator appologies for this shameless 80's band reference we now return you to your promo already in progress
....So that is why Johnny Q think's it's all a vicious conspiracy. Gone is strange werid warrior vibe. Instead we have man slighly off kilter, he sees conspiracies everwhere, maybe it's this mysterious XII, or maybe it's an even more nefarious thing like the true meaning behind Girl Scout Cookies, epescially thin mints, or maybe even it's all tied to the defentive proof that Elvis is the head of the Illuminati. Whatever the case may be Johnny Q is twice as crazy as he was when he was trying to be some werid ass knock off Bruce Lee's Enter The Dragon character, twice crazy though, means twice as dangerous... .
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