Post by Dave Dangerously on Nov 10, 2009 23:56:22 GMT -6
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Tricia Tanaka: Today, Dave Dangerously has completed his term in state prison, as you may recall, he was found guilty on several counts of embezzlement, and dangerous abuse of authoritative control. While in prison, he was accused of three counts of sexual harrassment, of course as we all know, these were unfoundered, and charges were dropped.
Dave Dangerously, being led out of the courthouse, having filed his release papers.
Tricia Tanaka: We have heard reports that Dangerously is going back to court to try to win over executive control of his company, Philadelphia's very own Insane Championship Wrestling. Which, can be seen right here on channel 5 in re-runs, and SOON there will be new LIVE events, as I am sure Dangerously will be shamelessly promoting here soon.
Back in the studio
William Dee Billy: Tricia, actually a pseudo-card has been established. Looks like Dangerously will be facing Johnny Q. Public in the first round of a title tournament.
Tricia Tanaka: Interesting. What do you think about that?
William Dee Billy: Smooth, baby. Smooooooth.
Tricia Tanaka: Here comes Dangerously now! DAVE! MR DANGEROUSLY! A WORD?
Dangerously, dressed in his court best, looks increasingly agitated with each passing second.
Dave Dangerously: ...
Tricia Tanaka: Are you excited by the re-establishement of ICW?
Dave Dangerously: Of course I am. I'm the most dangerous man in wrestling, today. I'm the best there is at what I do.
Tricia Tanaka: Reports have come in that you've lost your edge in prison, that you were bullied by the white supremecists.
Dave Dangerously: No comment.
Tricia Tanaka: Your first match back will be against Johnny Q. Public. You guys have history. And he is the provocateur of 'Cleancore'. How do you feel about that?
Dave Dangerously: Cleancore? Hardcore? Lest you forget, Dave Dangerously is The Hardcore Icon. Johnny Q. Public, the fans have been begging for a match between us. Tell you what. You and I? Our first round match? Make it a hardcore match. If you beat me, I will tell everyone all over the joys of cleancore. And I'll give you a clean core wrestling challenge match. But if you beat me? You denounce cleancore. And put a damn end to your little movement. What do you say?
Tricia Tanaka: What about ScottiePP7, the ICW board of directors, and Thoma-
Dave Dangerously: THEY WANT TO TRY TO TAKE ICW FROM ME? GOOD LUCK. I'M BIGGER. I'M BADDER. I'M BACK. YOU FUCKERS. YOU HEAR ME? I'M COMING FOR YOU. YOU LOOK INTO MY EYES. I'M COMING FROM YOU. LOOK INTO MY EYES! LOOK INTO MY EYES!!!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHH!!!
Nurse: HIS EYE, HIS EYE!
Dave Dangerously is on a emergency room table, his face bleeding, his body writhing in pain.
Doctor: Nurse Hyden will you CALM DOWN? OR I WILL REMOVE YOU.
Nurse: It's just...I can see....oh my God.
Doctor: Clamp that. NOW! STOP THE BLEEDING!
Dave Dangerously: My...my eye.
Doctor: You're going to be okay. You hear me? YOU'RE NOT LOSING THIS EYE. YOU HEAR ME?
The doctors keep working on Dangerously's eye, in the E.R.
Cut to a time later, Dangerously is in recovery. He has a bandage over his damaged eye. The doctor is in his room, studying his chart. He leaves, and we see the hallway outside Dangerously's room. The doctor bumps into a man wearing a tan trenchcoat and hat.
Doctor: Oh, excuse me.
Man: Entirely my fault.
The man stops, and looks around. His face is concealed by shadows.
He enters Dangerously's room. He looks at Dangerously, who is unconscious from the pain killers.
He pulls up a chair, and sit's at Dangerously's bed side.
Man: {laughing} It starts here, you know. The complete and systematic dissembling of one Dave Dangerously. You may see again, but you're going to be left with a mark. This is just a design of how I can take something from you, and give it back to you, slightly, giving you the realization I can take it from you entirely at any time. I can take it all from you, my friend. I can, and I will.
Dangerously continues to sleep.
Man: You have no idea, friend. No idea whatsoever. You should have stayed out of it years ago, and you should stay out of it now. You've always been over your head. Out of your league. You destroyed the legendary 'XII'. You think you accomplished so, so much. You accomplished nothing. You did just what we wanted you to do. You're a fucking tool. You're my puppet. And puppet, you've been mine from the beginning.
Never forget this. Never forget the control I have over you. Can you hear me? I'll always be here. So you're going to have to be the one that leaves, friend. You can't win. You can't win.
A doctor comes in.
Doctor: Hey. Visiting hours are over. Who are you?
Man: ...be seeing you.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHH!!!
Tricia Tanaka: Today, Dave Dangerously has completed his term in state prison, as you may recall, he was found guilty on several counts of embezzlement, and dangerous abuse of authoritative control. While in prison, he was accused of three counts of sexual harrassment, of course as we all know, these were unfoundered, and charges were dropped.
Dave Dangerously, being led out of the courthouse, having filed his release papers.
Tricia Tanaka: We have heard reports that Dangerously is going back to court to try to win over executive control of his company, Philadelphia's very own Insane Championship Wrestling. Which, can be seen right here on channel 5 in re-runs, and SOON there will be new LIVE events, as I am sure Dangerously will be shamelessly promoting here soon.
Back in the studio
William Dee Billy: Tricia, actually a pseudo-card has been established. Looks like Dangerously will be facing Johnny Q. Public in the first round of a title tournament.
Tricia Tanaka: Interesting. What do you think about that?
William Dee Billy: Smooth, baby. Smooooooth.
Tricia Tanaka: Here comes Dangerously now! DAVE! MR DANGEROUSLY! A WORD?
Dangerously, dressed in his court best, looks increasingly agitated with each passing second.
Dave Dangerously: ...
Tricia Tanaka: Are you excited by the re-establishement of ICW?
Dave Dangerously: Of course I am. I'm the most dangerous man in wrestling, today. I'm the best there is at what I do.
Tricia Tanaka: Reports have come in that you've lost your edge in prison, that you were bullied by the white supremecists.
Dave Dangerously: No comment.
Tricia Tanaka: Your first match back will be against Johnny Q. Public. You guys have history. And he is the provocateur of 'Cleancore'. How do you feel about that?
Dave Dangerously: Cleancore? Hardcore? Lest you forget, Dave Dangerously is The Hardcore Icon. Johnny Q. Public, the fans have been begging for a match between us. Tell you what. You and I? Our first round match? Make it a hardcore match. If you beat me, I will tell everyone all over the joys of cleancore. And I'll give you a clean core wrestling challenge match. But if you beat me? You denounce cleancore. And put a damn end to your little movement. What do you say?
Tricia Tanaka: What about ScottiePP7, the ICW board of directors, and Thoma-
Dave Dangerously: THEY WANT TO TRY TO TAKE ICW FROM ME? GOOD LUCK. I'M BIGGER. I'M BADDER. I'M BACK. YOU FUCKERS. YOU HEAR ME? I'M COMING FOR YOU. YOU LOOK INTO MY EYES. I'M COMING FROM YOU. LOOK INTO MY EYES! LOOK INTO MY EYES!!!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHH!!!
Nurse: HIS EYE, HIS EYE!
Dave Dangerously is on a emergency room table, his face bleeding, his body writhing in pain.
Doctor: Nurse Hyden will you CALM DOWN? OR I WILL REMOVE YOU.
Nurse: It's just...I can see....oh my God.
Doctor: Clamp that. NOW! STOP THE BLEEDING!
Dave Dangerously: My...my eye.
Doctor: You're going to be okay. You hear me? YOU'RE NOT LOSING THIS EYE. YOU HEAR ME?
The doctors keep working on Dangerously's eye, in the E.R.
Cut to a time later, Dangerously is in recovery. He has a bandage over his damaged eye. The doctor is in his room, studying his chart. He leaves, and we see the hallway outside Dangerously's room. The doctor bumps into a man wearing a tan trenchcoat and hat.
Doctor: Oh, excuse me.
Man: Entirely my fault.
The man stops, and looks around. His face is concealed by shadows.
He enters Dangerously's room. He looks at Dangerously, who is unconscious from the pain killers.
He pulls up a chair, and sit's at Dangerously's bed side.
Man: {laughing} It starts here, you know. The complete and systematic dissembling of one Dave Dangerously. You may see again, but you're going to be left with a mark. This is just a design of how I can take something from you, and give it back to you, slightly, giving you the realization I can take it from you entirely at any time. I can take it all from you, my friend. I can, and I will.
Dangerously continues to sleep.
Man: You have no idea, friend. No idea whatsoever. You should have stayed out of it years ago, and you should stay out of it now. You've always been over your head. Out of your league. You destroyed the legendary 'XII'. You think you accomplished so, so much. You accomplished nothing. You did just what we wanted you to do. You're a fucking tool. You're my puppet. And puppet, you've been mine from the beginning.
Never forget this. Never forget the control I have over you. Can you hear me? I'll always be here. So you're going to have to be the one that leaves, friend. You can't win. You can't win.
A doctor comes in.
Doctor: Hey. Visiting hours are over. Who are you?
Man: ...be seeing you.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHH!!!