Post by Lou E. Dangerously on Mar 26, 2011 15:06:12 GMT -6
Lou E. Dangerously: Man, I'm glad ICW is coming back.
Lou sits in his badass comfy chair, because he is the shit, don't you know this?
Anyway, he's no longer any kind of official in ICW, he's just super high class.
Lou E. Dangerously: I had this terrible dream...
about an island.
And cannibals.
And ScottiePP7.
And we had to hide inside Yokozuna X's stomach, for shelter.
And I thought he smelled bad on the OUTside.
Lou pulls out his giant 90's cell phone with antenna.
Lou E. Dangerously: Hello? What? No, not Jose Ramirez that guy is a MENACE. What you got? Parker? Who the...Tony Parker? Mr. PPV? That guy is a MENACE. Talk to me, what you got? Pictures of Kallista eating a banana? Come on, I'm running a family program here!
Lou hangs up. Sid Viciously.
Lou E. Dangerously: THE FACT REMAINS, ICW. IS THAT AT THE INSANE RUMBLE...THE HARDCORE ICON. THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN WRESTLING TODAY, MY MAIN MAN, DAVE DANGEROUSLY WILL REIGN SUPREME AND ONCE MORE GET AN OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME THE GREATEST WRESTLING CHAMPION IN ALL OF WRESTLING...THE ICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.
Now, I've heard rumors...
Of such guys coming back to ICW.
Amalek.
Evolution.
Hoyakill(ed).
Phoneys. Great big fat phoneys.
Me? I'm giving away free money.
And just WHERE, where is J.J. McDerrick?
HE'S AT HOME, WASHING HIS TIGHTS!!!!!!
Still. The Insane Rumble. I WILL be there. There won't be no megaphones, no tennis rackets...there won't even be any cardboard signs. There's only going to be this VIP access backstage pass, and a really big damn phone, because ICW...is about to get...
DANGEROUS!
Besides, it's better than what I did last summer...
fade to black
Lou sits in his badass comfy chair, because he is the shit, don't you know this?
Anyway, he's no longer any kind of official in ICW, he's just super high class.
Lou E. Dangerously: I had this terrible dream...
about an island.
And cannibals.
And ScottiePP7.
And we had to hide inside Yokozuna X's stomach, for shelter.
And I thought he smelled bad on the OUTside.
Lou pulls out his giant 90's cell phone with antenna.
Lou E. Dangerously: Hello? What? No, not Jose Ramirez that guy is a MENACE. What you got? Parker? Who the...Tony Parker? Mr. PPV? That guy is a MENACE. Talk to me, what you got? Pictures of Kallista eating a banana? Come on, I'm running a family program here!
Lou hangs up. Sid Viciously.
Lou E. Dangerously: THE FACT REMAINS, ICW. IS THAT AT THE INSANE RUMBLE...THE HARDCORE ICON. THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN WRESTLING TODAY, MY MAIN MAN, DAVE DANGEROUSLY WILL REIGN SUPREME AND ONCE MORE GET AN OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME THE GREATEST WRESTLING CHAMPION IN ALL OF WRESTLING...THE ICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.
Now, I've heard rumors...
Of such guys coming back to ICW.
Amalek.
Evolution.
Hoyakill(ed).
Phoneys. Great big fat phoneys.
Me? I'm giving away free money.
And just WHERE, where is J.J. McDerrick?
HE'S AT HOME, WASHING HIS TIGHTS!!!!!!
Still. The Insane Rumble. I WILL be there. There won't be no megaphones, no tennis rackets...there won't even be any cardboard signs. There's only going to be this VIP access backstage pass, and a really big damn phone, because ICW...is about to get...
DANGEROUS!
Besides, it's better than what I did last summer...
fade to black