Post by Murdoch on Apr 2, 2011 22:32:32 GMT -6
The cameras fade in as it shows Murdoch in the small town of Lincoln, Nebraska ordering a triple shot of jack from the barkeeper in the towns local pub
Murdoch: Hey willy! How long till my f*cking shots are here damn it? These bitches aint getting any hotter by themselves.
Willy: Old yur arse will yeh?! It's kinda hard to move round with a wooden leg you know?! Plus that aint women you dumbass thats me Goats!
Goat: MAHHHHHHH!!!
Murdoch: Holy fuck stains! I just thought they had on fury jackets, no wonder when i asked em to throw away my trash theyd just eat it! anywho willy have you heard much about the new ICW PPV coming up?
Willy:Iye! You be talking about [glow=red,2,300]Death and taxes 2?[/glow] Yea i seen er on the tube the other day looks like a bloody mess on the horizon!
The two keep exchanging words back and forth as the camera slowly zooms out the window as the rain and lightning flashes brightly...showing a figure of a man starring right back at the camera..Lightning flashes again..the figure is gone
Murdoch: Yea itll be interesting at the least. Hey your shitter still working? i gotta take a shit that can choke a donkey! Hurts so bad makes you wunna punch a new born baby in the face!
Willy: Blood ell man! Flush this f*cking time, will yeh?!?
Cameras follow murdoch as he stumbles and staggers to the crapper...murdoch flings the door open..staggers to the shitter and drops his pants,sits down and starts shittin a nasty dump
Murdoch: I dont remember eating a squirll..wtf!!
Murdoch looks around the stal and sees something disturbing
Murdoch: Speaking out loud..Fur a good redneck cock sucking time, be hur @ 4/2/2011 11:49 p.m. sensurley Bubba south.
Who the hell is this queer?! and what time and day is it?
Murdoch looks at his watch showing 4/2/2011 11:48:34
Murdoch: O fuck that noise i gotta get the fuck outta here before someone treis glory holing the stall.
As soon as murdoch begins to wipe his ass the lightning flashes and thunder crackles as the lights go off in the building. At this point and time he hears the door crack open and the sound of wet foot steps walking to the stall. the man goes to the stall and tries to open it
Murdoch: Thats it you gay hillbillie im fucking kicking your fudge packing corn fed ass!
Murdoch flings the door open, toilet paper hanging from his ass, tries to kick the shadow on the wall as the lightning strikes only to trip n fall face 1st onto the concrete ass n toilet paper showing, the lights comeback on
O'malley: who you calling a gay hillbillie you dumb cunt? something youve been keepin a secret from me? i knew you were strange but not that strange!
Murdoch: Fuck you you lil bastard! and i aint no cock goobler some fucking fag b the name of bubba south was suppose to meet who ever up here in that stall at this time and i though you was him.
O'malley: yea ok keep telling yourself that to make you feel better, and DEAR GOD what is that smell!is that a squirll!!!!! Flush that shit now n lets go grab a beer and catch up.
The cameras follow Murdoch and O'malley as they walk back to the bar and order a few drinks, bullshitting tand catching up..few minutes later some redneck in overals and a rebel flag john deer hat walks into the bar and walks straight to the bathroom. Murdoch and O'malley look at each other, say fuck this gay ass place and venture out into the storm..cameras fade to black
Murdoch: Hey willy! How long till my f*cking shots are here damn it? These bitches aint getting any hotter by themselves.
Willy: Old yur arse will yeh?! It's kinda hard to move round with a wooden leg you know?! Plus that aint women you dumbass thats me Goats!
Goat: MAHHHHHHH!!!
Murdoch: Holy fuck stains! I just thought they had on fury jackets, no wonder when i asked em to throw away my trash theyd just eat it! anywho willy have you heard much about the new ICW PPV coming up?
Willy:Iye! You be talking about [glow=red,2,300]Death and taxes 2?[/glow] Yea i seen er on the tube the other day looks like a bloody mess on the horizon!
The two keep exchanging words back and forth as the camera slowly zooms out the window as the rain and lightning flashes brightly...showing a figure of a man starring right back at the camera..Lightning flashes again..the figure is gone
Murdoch: Yea itll be interesting at the least. Hey your shitter still working? i gotta take a shit that can choke a donkey! Hurts so bad makes you wunna punch a new born baby in the face!
Willy: Blood ell man! Flush this f*cking time, will yeh?!?
Cameras follow murdoch as he stumbles and staggers to the crapper...murdoch flings the door open..staggers to the shitter and drops his pants,sits down and starts shittin a nasty dump
Murdoch: I dont remember eating a squirll..wtf!!
Murdoch looks around the stal and sees something disturbing
Murdoch: Speaking out loud..Fur a good redneck cock sucking time, be hur @ 4/2/2011 11:49 p.m. sensurley Bubba south.
Who the hell is this queer?! and what time and day is it?
Murdoch looks at his watch showing 4/2/2011 11:48:34
Murdoch: O fuck that noise i gotta get the fuck outta here before someone treis glory holing the stall.
As soon as murdoch begins to wipe his ass the lightning flashes and thunder crackles as the lights go off in the building. At this point and time he hears the door crack open and the sound of wet foot steps walking to the stall. the man goes to the stall and tries to open it
Murdoch: Thats it you gay hillbillie im fucking kicking your fudge packing corn fed ass!
Murdoch flings the door open, toilet paper hanging from his ass, tries to kick the shadow on the wall as the lightning strikes only to trip n fall face 1st onto the concrete ass n toilet paper showing, the lights comeback on
O'malley: who you calling a gay hillbillie you dumb cunt? something youve been keepin a secret from me? i knew you were strange but not that strange!
Murdoch: Fuck you you lil bastard! and i aint no cock goobler some fucking fag b the name of bubba south was suppose to meet who ever up here in that stall at this time and i though you was him.
O'malley: yea ok keep telling yourself that to make you feel better, and DEAR GOD what is that smell!is that a squirll!!!!! Flush that shit now n lets go grab a beer and catch up.
The cameras follow Murdoch and O'malley as they walk back to the bar and order a few drinks, bullshitting tand catching up..few minutes later some redneck in overals and a rebel flag john deer hat walks into the bar and walks straight to the bathroom. Murdoch and O'malley look at each other, say fuck this gay ass place and venture out into the storm..cameras fade to black