Post by O'Malley on Apr 4, 2011 7:26:17 GMT -6
Scene opens as one Seamus O'Malley pulls himself out of his Motel 6 bed in Lincoln, Nebraska
O'Malley: Well, that was one hell of a night. (looks around) Where in the hell am I anyway? And where is that big bastard who dragged me here?
Seamus proceeds to dress himself and head out to find one Murdoch MacArthur
Upon exiting his room, Seamus hears a loud bang from across the courtyard
O'Malley: He never is very difficult to find.
Seamus makes his way across the courtyard in the general direction from which he heard the noises. He comes upon a room on the lower level that has a broken window with a mattress hanging out of it.
O'Malley: Alright, asshole. Time to get down to business.
Seamus walks to the door of the conspicuous motel room and raises his fist to knock when suddenly, the door flings open and out run two young asian women, four chickens, and two goats one of which is on fire. They are immediately followed by Murdoch who is covering his genitals with a shower cap.
Murdoch:(screaming) YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO HAVE SOME FUN, DIDN'T YOU?!? Never fails...As soon as we get to the good stuff, everyone wants to run away. As if a lil' fire and sodomy ever hurt anyone. (notices Seamus standing outside his room) O'Malley!! Where ya been ol' chap?!?
Seamus, shaking his head in disbelief, proceeds to walk into the utterly ravaged motel room.
O'Malley: Once, just once, I wish I could have a normal outing with you. What happens when those two run home to wherever they came from and tell everyone they know what happened here?!?
Murdoch: Relax, old friend. I'll simply make a stop by Everest on our way to the bus station and we'll clear the air. No worries.
O'Malley: Everest?!? You mean that junior high school we passed on the way back from the bar yesterday?!?
Murdoch: Yes.
O'Malley: We've been in this town for less than 24 hours and in that small window of time you've violated not one but TWO teenage girls and four chickens not to mention that poor goat!! Bloody fuckin' hell man, I get where the girls came from, but where did you get the livestock?!?
Murdoch: Well, there was this midget at the fillin' station...
O'Malley:(interrupting I didn't really want an answer to
that. All things aside, we've business to attend to. Or did you
forget why we came back to this country? By the way, last I recall, ICW HQ is on east coast isn't it? Why the hell are we in NEBRASKA?!?
Murdoch: I was waitin' for ya to ask. Ya see, I hear that
there's some oaf callin' himself Bubba who's also gonna be competin' in ICW this time around. I aim to find him. That's what we're doin' in Nebraska.
O'Malley: Oh, and what makes you think you'll find him here?
Murdoch: Well, er, its Nebraska. Where else could he be? His fuckin' name is Bubba!
O'Malley: (shakes head in disbelief) Just because his
name is Bubba doesn't mean you'll find him here. Did you ever stop to think that if he's participatin' in ICW, he's headed to the same place as us? Of course you didn't...Come on now, let's get outta here before the cops come callin'.
Murdoch: But what about all the corn? He has to be here!!
Seamus punches Murdoch in the face
O'Malley: Forget the corn, asshole!! Don't forget that I have someone to find as well. He's dodged me for many years, but I hear that he too is slated to take part in ICW once again. I will have my revenge if it kills me...
The scene fades as Seamus and Murdoch (still clad only in a shower cap) exit the motel room and begin to walk down the highway toward the bus station.
O'Malley: Well, that was one hell of a night. (looks around) Where in the hell am I anyway? And where is that big bastard who dragged me here?
Seamus proceeds to dress himself and head out to find one Murdoch MacArthur
Upon exiting his room, Seamus hears a loud bang from across the courtyard
O'Malley: He never is very difficult to find.
Seamus makes his way across the courtyard in the general direction from which he heard the noises. He comes upon a room on the lower level that has a broken window with a mattress hanging out of it.
O'Malley: Alright, asshole. Time to get down to business.
Seamus walks to the door of the conspicuous motel room and raises his fist to knock when suddenly, the door flings open and out run two young asian women, four chickens, and two goats one of which is on fire. They are immediately followed by Murdoch who is covering his genitals with a shower cap.
Murdoch:(screaming) YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO HAVE SOME FUN, DIDN'T YOU?!? Never fails...As soon as we get to the good stuff, everyone wants to run away. As if a lil' fire and sodomy ever hurt anyone. (notices Seamus standing outside his room) O'Malley!! Where ya been ol' chap?!?
Seamus, shaking his head in disbelief, proceeds to walk into the utterly ravaged motel room.
O'Malley: Once, just once, I wish I could have a normal outing with you. What happens when those two run home to wherever they came from and tell everyone they know what happened here?!?
Murdoch: Relax, old friend. I'll simply make a stop by Everest on our way to the bus station and we'll clear the air. No worries.
O'Malley: Everest?!? You mean that junior high school we passed on the way back from the bar yesterday?!?
Murdoch: Yes.
O'Malley: We've been in this town for less than 24 hours and in that small window of time you've violated not one but TWO teenage girls and four chickens not to mention that poor goat!! Bloody fuckin' hell man, I get where the girls came from, but where did you get the livestock?!?
Murdoch: Well, there was this midget at the fillin' station...
O'Malley:(interrupting I didn't really want an answer to
that. All things aside, we've business to attend to. Or did you
forget why we came back to this country? By the way, last I recall, ICW HQ is on east coast isn't it? Why the hell are we in NEBRASKA?!?
Murdoch: I was waitin' for ya to ask. Ya see, I hear that
there's some oaf callin' himself Bubba who's also gonna be competin' in ICW this time around. I aim to find him. That's what we're doin' in Nebraska.
O'Malley: Oh, and what makes you think you'll find him here?
Murdoch: Well, er, its Nebraska. Where else could he be? His fuckin' name is Bubba!
O'Malley: (shakes head in disbelief) Just because his
name is Bubba doesn't mean you'll find him here. Did you ever stop to think that if he's participatin' in ICW, he's headed to the same place as us? Of course you didn't...Come on now, let's get outta here before the cops come callin'.
Murdoch: But what about all the corn? He has to be here!!
Seamus punches Murdoch in the face
O'Malley: Forget the corn, asshole!! Don't forget that I have someone to find as well. He's dodged me for many years, but I hear that he too is slated to take part in ICW once again. I will have my revenge if it kills me...
The scene fades as Seamus and Murdoch (still clad only in a shower cap) exit the motel room and begin to walk down the highway toward the bus station.