Post by Murdoch on Apr 5, 2011 18:35:05 GMT -6
The cameras fade in as O'malley and butt ass naked Murdoch shower cap still on his genitals appeat to be walking down the highway
O'Malley: Why didnt you grab your fucking clothesbefore we left the motel?!
Murdoch Couldnt man! Fucking goats ate em!, hence why i caught one of those lil bastards on fire! He thinks he could get away eatin my clothes so i was going to eat him!
O'malley starts shaking his head in disbelief and turns around as he hears and old 67 chevy pickup honking in the distance
O'malley Who the F...
Murdoch: Hey its that midget guy i got the live stock from! Im sure he will give us a ride!
Murdoch and O'malley turn around and wait as the truck finally pulls up next to em
Jethroe: YEEEHAWWWW whatchal boys doin round out meere tis time of day?! and weres my critters?!? bob n fransien!?
Murdoch well yea see there.....
O'mally There sleeping! as he punches murdoch in the kidneys They had a ruff night with those chickens of yours and everyones passed out still!
Jethroe parks the truck and walks over to murdoch and o'malley and begins to check out murdoch
Jethroe: Boy were your cloths? looking mighty fine there i must say indeed mmhmm. you sure do got a perdy mouth!
O'malley WTF!? you a fucking flamer 2 like the bubbaa south guy?!
Jethroe Thats my lover! and who you calling gay you lil Mick!!
O'malley What did you just call me?!
Murdoch O shittt!!
camera shows murdoch wrapping his arms around O'malley to keep him from killing that redneck
Jethroe You heard me boy! your nothing but a mick and your boy behind you is gettin his ass kicked by bubba!!
Murdoch WHAT!!
Murdoch releases O'malley and watches him beat the bloody fuck out of the midget. Knocking him out and beating his face to a bloody pulp!
Murdoch thats enough you lil firecracker hes knocked the fuck out! and look we got his truck 2!
O'malley Call me a mick again and see what happends!
O'malley gets off the half dead and bloody midget, starts walking to the truck as murdoch starts stipping the midget of his pants
O'malley What the fuck you doin? come on man we aint got time for a strip tease!
Murdoch Fuck you man! i need some jean shorts and i think his might fir
O'malleySeriously? are you that fucking retarded hes 3'4'' your 6'9''! you do the math you moron!
Murdoch your right sorry still got those 2 asain girls in my mind still! check that truck and see if theres anything!
O'malley searches under the seat finding a grease monkey suit that says bubba on the tag
O'malley hey ass wipe! these look like they could fit! and its got bubbas name on it! and whats that smell?O'malley smells it and smells like a ladies perfume Wow he really is gay lol
O'malley tosses Murdoch the suit, and both get in the truck and start heading east
10 hrs pass....as the 2 pass mid threw oklahoma
O'malley I think he wanted to butt fuck you back there he sure was eye balling you hardkore man!
Murdoch Fuck you! but do i really have a perddy mouth?
O'Malley reaches across the truck and punches murdoch in the face
O'malley not anymore faggot!
The 2 start wrestling around in the truck tryin to kill each other not paying attention to the road ahead and switch lanes into an on comming semi full of flammable hyrdogen gas blowing its horn!!
Murdoch/O'malley: FUCKKKKKK!!!
O'malley grabs and jerks the wheel at the last second and slams on the breaks and watch the semi jack knife off the road and slide into the Garth brooks water tower in Yukon, ok and explode bringing the water tower crashing down.
O'malley Fuck that was close! and whats that smell?!?
Murdoch Yea i kinda shit myself mate!
O'malley you rotten bastard! god you need a shower, and those things washed!plus its 3 am and im fucking tired! we oughta call it a night
Cameras show the truck taking the off ramp off I-40 to yukon to find a cheap motel
O'Malley: Why didnt you grab your fucking clothesbefore we left the motel?!
Murdoch Couldnt man! Fucking goats ate em!, hence why i caught one of those lil bastards on fire! He thinks he could get away eatin my clothes so i was going to eat him!
O'malley starts shaking his head in disbelief and turns around as he hears and old 67 chevy pickup honking in the distance
O'malley Who the F...
Murdoch: Hey its that midget guy i got the live stock from! Im sure he will give us a ride!
Murdoch and O'malley turn around and wait as the truck finally pulls up next to em
Jethroe: YEEEHAWWWW whatchal boys doin round out meere tis time of day?! and weres my critters?!? bob n fransien!?
Murdoch well yea see there.....
O'mally There sleeping! as he punches murdoch in the kidneys They had a ruff night with those chickens of yours and everyones passed out still!
Jethroe parks the truck and walks over to murdoch and o'malley and begins to check out murdoch
Jethroe: Boy were your cloths? looking mighty fine there i must say indeed mmhmm. you sure do got a perdy mouth!
O'malley WTF!? you a fucking flamer 2 like the bubbaa south guy?!
Jethroe Thats my lover! and who you calling gay you lil Mick!!
O'malley What did you just call me?!
Murdoch O shittt!!
camera shows murdoch wrapping his arms around O'malley to keep him from killing that redneck
Jethroe You heard me boy! your nothing but a mick and your boy behind you is gettin his ass kicked by bubba!!
Murdoch WHAT!!
Murdoch releases O'malley and watches him beat the bloody fuck out of the midget. Knocking him out and beating his face to a bloody pulp!
Murdoch thats enough you lil firecracker hes knocked the fuck out! and look we got his truck 2!
O'malley Call me a mick again and see what happends!
O'malley gets off the half dead and bloody midget, starts walking to the truck as murdoch starts stipping the midget of his pants
O'malley What the fuck you doin? come on man we aint got time for a strip tease!
Murdoch Fuck you man! i need some jean shorts and i think his might fir
O'malleySeriously? are you that fucking retarded hes 3'4'' your 6'9''! you do the math you moron!
Murdoch your right sorry still got those 2 asain girls in my mind still! check that truck and see if theres anything!
O'malley searches under the seat finding a grease monkey suit that says bubba on the tag
O'malley hey ass wipe! these look like they could fit! and its got bubbas name on it! and whats that smell?O'malley smells it and smells like a ladies perfume Wow he really is gay lol
O'malley tosses Murdoch the suit, and both get in the truck and start heading east
10 hrs pass....as the 2 pass mid threw oklahoma
O'malley I think he wanted to butt fuck you back there he sure was eye balling you hardkore man!
Murdoch Fuck you! but do i really have a perddy mouth?
O'Malley reaches across the truck and punches murdoch in the face
O'malley not anymore faggot!
The 2 start wrestling around in the truck tryin to kill each other not paying attention to the road ahead and switch lanes into an on comming semi full of flammable hyrdogen gas blowing its horn!!
Murdoch/O'malley: FUCKKKKKK!!!
O'malley grabs and jerks the wheel at the last second and slams on the breaks and watch the semi jack knife off the road and slide into the Garth brooks water tower in Yukon, ok and explode bringing the water tower crashing down.
O'malley Fuck that was close! and whats that smell?!?
Murdoch Yea i kinda shit myself mate!
O'malley you rotten bastard! god you need a shower, and those things washed!plus its 3 am and im fucking tired! we oughta call it a night
Cameras show the truck taking the off ramp off I-40 to yukon to find a cheap motel