Post by Hawk and Dove on Apr 9, 2011 8:55:46 GMT -6
Starr Pictures presents....
A Rocker & Co. production...
Reno Starr in...
A NIGHT OF MAYHEM
Also starring....
Andy Rocker
Written, Directed, Produced by
Reno Starr
and......
ACTION!
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The scene fades in.
There is a small wooden bridge running over a small, glittering pond. The bridge is covered in vines that are blloming the most beautiful roses. In the pond, a few frogs are mating as the signs of spring are truley in the air.
From the left, Reno Starr (The Starr of our promo) and his faithful sidekick Andy Rocker, head over the bridge.
Starr: Halt, my dim witted friend.
Rocker: My leige! What is it?
Starr: We are but on a beautiful bridge. Can you not feel the magic young squire?
Rocker: ......no.
Starr: Well it's there alright!
Rocker: Oh, I think I do feel it.
Starr: That's better. 'Tis the magic of this world that we live. Dragons are slain dayly by yours truely. And I am the...the.....Can I have my line please?
The scene pulls back some to show that it is in fact just a set. The pond is merely a big bucket of water. The frogs all animatronic. The bridge that they are standing on isn't even made of wood. And you can tell because they didn't finish molding the plastic at the ends of wither side.
Line girl: Uh....I can't find where you are.
Starr: Fuck this. How do you not know? Were you following along?
Line Girl: I tried. But you keep changeing things every minute. I can't tell if you're even reading any of the script!
Starr: My dear girl, that is what us big time show biz types like to call improving. Do you know what that is?
Line Girl: Yes, I know what it means to improvize.
Starr: That's not what I asked. I asked if you knew what improving was?
Line Girl: I said yes.
Starr: Don't get sassy with me bitch, I'll let loose Rocker on your ass!
Rocker: Grrrrrr!!
Line girl: I'm not scared of him.
Starr: Get 'er boy!
Andy Rocker starts barking at the Line girl, who tosses the script up in the air and starts running. Andy chases behind her, barking the whole time. Unfortunatly for her, she can't out run Andy. He runs along side her, grabs her neck, and hits the Coochie Cutter!! He gets up, holds up the diamond cutter sign, turns it upside down, and pretends to "hump" it as it is the representation of a "coochie".
How nuts.
Starr: ( turning to the camera) You see that Harry Palms. Andy knows how to handle a lady, not just himself. As for Scottie PP7 and Andrew Leigh...what the fuck do you two think you're doing stepping into the spotlight with moi? The both of you know, I'm the fucking starr of this show. Scottie, you may run ICW, but it ONLY runs because of me! And Leigh, it'll be sweet justice to beat you in this match just like you beat me in the ICW tornament for the World title that year ago. I was in line for a World Title oppertunity...
And you screwed me.
This will be justice.
This will be revenge.
I'll have you and Scottie in a new position. This one won't hurt your knees. And no, you can still scream all you want. You'll be on your back listening to the sweet sound of the 1, 2, 3! As the Motherfucking Starr of the show moves on to face Vassago and Healius at RoleplayMania II.
Isn't that right Andy?
Rocker: ( Smacking around the unconsious women) Huh?
Starr: I said, isn't that right?
Rocker: Isn't what right?
Starr: That I'm the Starr of the Motherfucking show?!?!?!
Rocker: Oh Testify!
Starr: You don't wnat "You know who" to come here! Shut up, take that back!
Rocker; Who? Buh Buh Ray? Why would he come here, he's sitting in a nice cosy spot on the WWF roster.
Starr: No...the master of the 4D...Davich....
Rocker: Bah! He won't come, he's in the EWA.
Starr: Really? Ha Ha ha! Then let's try that again...I'm the Mother Fucking starr of the show!
Rocker: Ohhhh Testify!!
Fade to black...
Dove: This movie sucks.
Dove hits the stop button on the DVD player remote.
Hawk: What are you watching?
Dove: Some dumb old Andy Rocker movie...
Hawk: I told you not to waste your time with that nonsense.
Dove: Hank...what are we doing here?
Hawk: What are you talking about? We live here, this is our apartment.
Dove: No, I mean in ICW...what else do we have to prove?
Hawk: Look, I've told you several times...we're here to make a stand, to defend Dove's honor.
Dove: Hank...I'm Dove. You mean Don.
Hawk: I know what I said, damn it. And quit calling me Hank all the time. Try to stay in character.
Dove: ...this Insane Rumble we're in. We've been in battle royals before, but not like this.
Hawk: How so?
Dove: Well, it's for a title shot. And we could end up being at odds...
Hawk: Look. {grabbing Dove by the shoulders} I got your back.
Dove: I know... it's just...I didn't think we would be coming back to wrestling so soon.
Hawk: It's in my nature. And it's in your nature to follow me. And it's my other business to make sure no one lays a hand on you.
Dove: ...yeah...
Hawk: ...tell you what. Let's put off training tonight and finish the rest of that movie.
Dove: Okay! That sounds great.
Hawk: But tomorrow, we go hunting.
Dove: Hunting?
Hawk: That's right... hunting.
Fade to black, as the winged warriors sit down to continue the film.[/size][/font]
A Rocker & Co. production...
Reno Starr in...
A NIGHT OF MAYHEM
Also starring....
Andy Rocker
Written, Directed, Produced by
Reno Starr
and......
ACTION!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The scene fades in.
There is a small wooden bridge running over a small, glittering pond. The bridge is covered in vines that are blloming the most beautiful roses. In the pond, a few frogs are mating as the signs of spring are truley in the air.
From the left, Reno Starr (The Starr of our promo) and his faithful sidekick Andy Rocker, head over the bridge.
Starr: Halt, my dim witted friend.
Rocker: My leige! What is it?
Starr: We are but on a beautiful bridge. Can you not feel the magic young squire?
Rocker: ......no.
Starr: Well it's there alright!
Rocker: Oh, I think I do feel it.
Starr: That's better. 'Tis the magic of this world that we live. Dragons are slain dayly by yours truely. And I am the...the.....Can I have my line please?
The scene pulls back some to show that it is in fact just a set. The pond is merely a big bucket of water. The frogs all animatronic. The bridge that they are standing on isn't even made of wood. And you can tell because they didn't finish molding the plastic at the ends of wither side.
Line girl: Uh....I can't find where you are.
Starr: Fuck this. How do you not know? Were you following along?
Line Girl: I tried. But you keep changeing things every minute. I can't tell if you're even reading any of the script!
Starr: My dear girl, that is what us big time show biz types like to call improving. Do you know what that is?
Line Girl: Yes, I know what it means to improvize.
Starr: That's not what I asked. I asked if you knew what improving was?
Line Girl: I said yes.
Starr: Don't get sassy with me bitch, I'll let loose Rocker on your ass!
Rocker: Grrrrrr!!
Line girl: I'm not scared of him.
Starr: Get 'er boy!
Andy Rocker starts barking at the Line girl, who tosses the script up in the air and starts running. Andy chases behind her, barking the whole time. Unfortunatly for her, she can't out run Andy. He runs along side her, grabs her neck, and hits the Coochie Cutter!! He gets up, holds up the diamond cutter sign, turns it upside down, and pretends to "hump" it as it is the representation of a "coochie".
How nuts.
Starr: ( turning to the camera) You see that Harry Palms. Andy knows how to handle a lady, not just himself. As for Scottie PP7 and Andrew Leigh...what the fuck do you two think you're doing stepping into the spotlight with moi? The both of you know, I'm the fucking starr of this show. Scottie, you may run ICW, but it ONLY runs because of me! And Leigh, it'll be sweet justice to beat you in this match just like you beat me in the ICW tornament for the World title that year ago. I was in line for a World Title oppertunity...
And you screwed me.
This will be justice.
This will be revenge.
I'll have you and Scottie in a new position. This one won't hurt your knees. And no, you can still scream all you want. You'll be on your back listening to the sweet sound of the 1, 2, 3! As the Motherfucking Starr of the show moves on to face Vassago and Healius at RoleplayMania II.
Isn't that right Andy?
Rocker: ( Smacking around the unconsious women) Huh?
Starr: I said, isn't that right?
Rocker: Isn't what right?
Starr: That I'm the Starr of the Motherfucking show?!?!?!
Rocker: Oh Testify!
Starr: You don't wnat "You know who" to come here! Shut up, take that back!
Rocker; Who? Buh Buh Ray? Why would he come here, he's sitting in a nice cosy spot on the WWF roster.
Starr: No...the master of the 4D...Davich....
Rocker: Bah! He won't come, he's in the EWA.
Starr: Really? Ha Ha ha! Then let's try that again...I'm the Mother Fucking starr of the show!
Rocker: Ohhhh Testify!!
Fade to black...
Dove: This movie sucks.
Dove hits the stop button on the DVD player remote.
Hawk: What are you watching?
Dove: Some dumb old Andy Rocker movie...
Hawk: I told you not to waste your time with that nonsense.
Dove: Hank...what are we doing here?
Hawk: What are you talking about? We live here, this is our apartment.
Dove: No, I mean in ICW...what else do we have to prove?
Hawk: Look, I've told you several times...we're here to make a stand, to defend Dove's honor.
Dove: Hank...I'm Dove. You mean Don.
Hawk: I know what I said, damn it. And quit calling me Hank all the time. Try to stay in character.
Dove: ...this Insane Rumble we're in. We've been in battle royals before, but not like this.
Hawk: How so?
Dove: Well, it's for a title shot. And we could end up being at odds...
Hawk: Look. {grabbing Dove by the shoulders} I got your back.
Dove: I know... it's just...I didn't think we would be coming back to wrestling so soon.
Hawk: It's in my nature. And it's in your nature to follow me. And it's my other business to make sure no one lays a hand on you.
Dove: ...yeah...
Hawk: ...tell you what. Let's put off training tonight and finish the rest of that movie.
Dove: Okay! That sounds great.
Hawk: But tomorrow, we go hunting.
Dove: Hunting?
Hawk: That's right... hunting.
Fade to black, as the winged warriors sit down to continue the film.[/size][/font]