Post by Murdoch on Apr 12, 2011 17:37:27 GMT -6
The scene fades in as Murdoch and O'Malley cross the Mississippi river in a rental car
Murdoch Were the ell are we?!
O'Malley Well goodmornin fucktard! bout time yur ol arse wakes the hell up!... were corssing the mississippi river!
Murdoch O i was curious why the river was so red, i figured you done killed someone again
O'Malley The only reason there would be that much blood is if it was from the fucker who took me out of lwn!
MurdochYoull get ur chance mate youll get your chance! Im fucking hungry lets grab a bit at that dinner coming up!
The two find a parking spot and hop into the dinner, take there seats and notice the news on the tv.
news ancer This just in folks, the truck that caused this fatal crash at the yukon water tower and claiming two victoms, has been found in a burnt ruble pile at the local watering hole Big Dicks. It appears the truck had sweared off the road and ran into the bar side of the facility causing a massive fire from all the alcohol. Law officials say they found a pair of burnt coveralls in the fire with the name bubba on the chest and fecal matter in the pants region. Officials state thats two hispanic witnesses seen two men running from the scene and made these statements
Mexicans yeahhhhh mannnggggg there were these two ugly white guys!! one short n scrony and one tall n fat..tattoos n scars mang! I think they may be quuer cas the tall one was running butt asss naked mang! and the lil one was running away with two bottles of jack in his hands! Crazy loco essaaa! headin east
News ancer If you believe you may have any information please contact your local authorites immidiataly
O'malley holy shit guess we pissed a few people off, and fuck them mexicans!
Murdoch You took two bottles of jack and didnt let me kno?! you lil bastard
O'Malleyo quit down there in the truck you fatt ass! plus we gotta keep a low profile ass wipe! cops are looking for us
waitressWhatll it be sirs
O'Malley Ill take a breakfest quesadilla with extra jalapinoes in it
Murdoch ill take a steak and eggs, medium rare, i like a lil pink in the middle with a lil blood like i like my women!
Waitress looks discusted and walks to the back were the chefs are
O'Malley seriously can you not go anywere without thing about sex! or making people avoid us you ugly bastard.
Murdoch she looks like she could take it deep in her arse!
O'Malley she also looks like she was 50lbs over your weight man!
Murdoch I know reminds me of the time with your mom and this cow!
O'Malley what is up with you and livestock! fuck it never mind foods here lets eat
Waitress drops off the food to the two while avoiding eye contact with Murdoch. The two eat there food call for the check and begin to walk to the car.
Murdoch Grab the jack from the trunk and ill drive us there
O'Malley Do you even know how to drive a stick?
Murdoch Sure i do ole chap cant be any harder than drivin my stick into those lil asian girls
O'Malley [shadow=red,left,300]Shakes head[/shadow] lets get going fucktard
Camera fades to black as Murdoch and O'Malley start to drink the JD as you hear a load high pitch noise from the engine
Murdoch Were the ell are we?!
O'Malley Well goodmornin fucktard! bout time yur ol arse wakes the hell up!... were corssing the mississippi river!
Murdoch O i was curious why the river was so red, i figured you done killed someone again
O'Malley The only reason there would be that much blood is if it was from the fucker who took me out of lwn!
MurdochYoull get ur chance mate youll get your chance! Im fucking hungry lets grab a bit at that dinner coming up!
The two find a parking spot and hop into the dinner, take there seats and notice the news on the tv.
news ancer This just in folks, the truck that caused this fatal crash at the yukon water tower and claiming two victoms, has been found in a burnt ruble pile at the local watering hole Big Dicks. It appears the truck had sweared off the road and ran into the bar side of the facility causing a massive fire from all the alcohol. Law officials say they found a pair of burnt coveralls in the fire with the name bubba on the chest and fecal matter in the pants region. Officials state thats two hispanic witnesses seen two men running from the scene and made these statements
Mexicans yeahhhhh mannnggggg there were these two ugly white guys!! one short n scrony and one tall n fat..tattoos n scars mang! I think they may be quuer cas the tall one was running butt asss naked mang! and the lil one was running away with two bottles of jack in his hands! Crazy loco essaaa! headin east
News ancer If you believe you may have any information please contact your local authorites immidiataly
O'malley holy shit guess we pissed a few people off, and fuck them mexicans!
Murdoch You took two bottles of jack and didnt let me kno?! you lil bastard
O'Malleyo quit down there in the truck you fatt ass! plus we gotta keep a low profile ass wipe! cops are looking for us
waitressWhatll it be sirs
O'Malley Ill take a breakfest quesadilla with extra jalapinoes in it
Murdoch ill take a steak and eggs, medium rare, i like a lil pink in the middle with a lil blood like i like my women!
Waitress looks discusted and walks to the back were the chefs are
O'Malley seriously can you not go anywere without thing about sex! or making people avoid us you ugly bastard.
Murdoch she looks like she could take it deep in her arse!
O'Malley she also looks like she was 50lbs over your weight man!
Murdoch I know reminds me of the time with your mom and this cow!
O'Malley what is up with you and livestock! fuck it never mind foods here lets eat
Waitress drops off the food to the two while avoiding eye contact with Murdoch. The two eat there food call for the check and begin to walk to the car.
Murdoch Grab the jack from the trunk and ill drive us there
O'Malley Do you even know how to drive a stick?
Murdoch Sure i do ole chap cant be any harder than drivin my stick into those lil asian girls
O'Malley [shadow=red,left,300]Shakes head[/shadow] lets get going fucktard
Camera fades to black as Murdoch and O'Malley start to drink the JD as you hear a load high pitch noise from the engine