Post by Dave Dangerously on May 18, 2008 0:25:11 GMT -6
Spit by kittie plays...
In only 1 country...
In one language
To still, about 15 homes each week...
And at least 3.7 times better than the EFWO...
100% GAY FREE...
The ICW.
The worldwide PINNACLE, in sports-entertainment!
A black limo pulls up...out steps ScottiePP7!, he is wearing his famous Tuxedo, as he proceeds to walk into the camera...
Suddenly, Dave Dudley walks up, off camera, sneaking. He is carrying a crowbar...
He hops on top of the limo, and starts to destroy it, bashing out the window, and the hood, and the roof.
He climbs off, and bashes in all of the windows, and then the sides of the doors, as the limo driver flees in panic.
Dave Dudley then throws the crowbar down, and walks off camera...
The Inferno opener is rolled, as "Fight Song" by Marilyn Manson plays.
The camera cuts to the inside of the Marine Midland Arena, in Buffalo NY, as huge pillars of flame shoot up from the stage and the ring posts. Then, a shitload of fireworks shoot up from the stage.
The camera pans the crowd, as we see such signs as:
"I'M COMING!! HA"
"I'M THE GUY IN THE LIMO!"
"I DROVE THE HUMMER!!"
"I FEEL LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHT"
"DRAFT ME, DAVE!!!"
"SCOTTIEPP'D OVER THE FACE OF WRESTLING."
"I CAME TO GET LEIGH'D!!!"
"THE RECORD FOR THE MILLENIUM: HOW MANY TIMES HAS DAVE BEEN BANNED FROM EFWO? 4 AND COUNTING, WHEN'S NEXT?"
The camera cuts to the announce t
Jim Ross: Hello again everyone and welcome to ICW Thursday Inferno, I'm your host Jim Ross alongside my partner, Jerry "The King" Lawler, and King, tonight the face of ICW will change, forever!
Jerry "The King" Lawler: That's right, JR, and the ICW roster will be split in two! I cant wait to see how this happens, and I hope that dirty rotten ScottiePP7 gets what's coming to him.
Ross: Yeah but likewise, Dave Dudley isnt a saint either. Did you see what he did to PP7's limo? AND WAS ANYONE IN THERE?
Lawler: Yeah you would think that about the man who gives you your paycheck! Anyway, we have to be joined by our other broadcast partner right now, as much as I despise him...
Ross: Hey, you're not the only one.
A phat beat plays, and out comes James EMCEE ELMO!
Emcee Elmo: BUFFALOOOOOOOOO MAKE SOME NOIZE!!!!
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH! WE'RE BACK AND WE'RE RARE, JUST LIKE OXENREIDER'S HAIR.
CHRISTIAN UNDERWOOD SELLS MARY KAY. AND WELL, BRIAN OXENREIDER MUST HAVE GIVEN UP ON HAIRPLUGS, BECAUSE NOW HE'S GOING TOUPEE.
NOT TO SAY THAT HE'S BALD, BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THE TRUTH.
HE'S BEEN UGLY EVEN SINCE HIS YOUTH!!
HOYAKILLAH KNOWS HOW TO DO THE TRICK.
BECAUSE HE'S MOST CERTAINLY FOUND ON X-DUDE'S DICK.
AND CHRISTIAN UNDERWOOD HAS PROBABLY DATED A GUY NAMED RICK...
@#%$...THAT'S FUCKIN SICK.
SO ONCE AGAIN, RAISE YOUR ARMS UP IN THE AIR.
DAMN LINDA PUT THEM DOWN, YOU'VE GOT ARMPIT HAIR!
AND IF EFWO HAS MORE PEOPLE THAN ICW, WE DONT REALLY CARE...
BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY KNOW HOW TO MOTHER FUCKIN SWEAR!
NOW HIP, HOP, HIPPITY HOP, DONTCHA KNOW.
EFWO HAS JUST GOT TO GO.
AND THEY WILL, BECAUSE THEY DOWNRIGHT BLOW.
AND ALSO BECAUSE DAVE WILL GIVE THEM A KO.
LOOKS LIKE THINGS COULD WORSEN...
BUT @#%$, I BANGED THE DAUGHTER OF CORBIN BERNSEN.
AND DEEP DOWN INSIDE, CHRISTIAN UNDERWOOD THINKS HES A NORMAL PERSON.
AND DAVE DUDLEY, HE'S A FUCKIN CURSIN!
BONGGGGGGGGG!!!!!
L-mo sits down
James "Emcee" Elmo: What's up, cracka ass crackaz?
JR: Now James, there's no need to insult us-
Elmo: WHY YOU BE FRONTIN, DAWG?
JR: Yeah...well, wait, looks like we have some activity going on in the back...
the camera cuts to the back, where we see Scottie's trashed Limo. EMTs helping someone off, as he limps off camera he is blocked by the EMT's and we cant see him...but he appears to have a leg cast.
ScottiePP7: Help him to my locker room, guys...he'll be allright, its just hard for him to walk. Luckily, Dudley didnt hit him in his attack on my beautiful limo. I mean, I cant just be throwing around limos left and right, these things are expensive! That bastard needs to pay.
Up walks none other than Supa Sky.
Supa Sky: Heyba, Scottie.
ScottiePP7: Sky! Just the man I wanted to talk to!
Supa Sky: I got your phone calls.
ScottiePP7: Yeah, I believe me and you could go places! Dudley's just holding you back, you realize that! I want you on MY side!
Supa Sky: You got it...I'm down with you. And you know what? Tonight I'll beat Dude Hate, and prove my loyalty to you. And I'll not only beat him, I'll hurt him.
ScottiePP7: Yes! With you, we will crush Dudley, and ICW will prosper under my reign once more. Go kick some ass, champ!
Supa Sky walks off, as the camera cuts to the ring...
JR: It�s about time for our first match of the night, and with the comments just thrown around by former EWA and current ICW legend SupaSky, it appears that this match will be about sending a message of loyalty and respect to ScottiePP7!
Lawler: The question is will SupaSky�s opponent even show up here tonight? The last time Dude Hate was scheduled to fight, he walked out before his match and hasn�t been heard from since!
L-Mo: Werd yo, he just up and vanished.
Just as L-Mo is finishing up his pearl of wisdom, Rage Against the Machine�s "Snake Chamer" hits on the PA, and the crowd pops as Supa Sky makes his bitchin� entrance, as he rushes down the ramp full speed and slides into the ring head first, not even pausing or taking his time down the ramp. He starts hopping around and trying to get loose in the middle of the ring, as Ugly Kid Joe�s "(I Hate) Everything About You" begins to play...
JR: So let�s see once and for all if Dude Hate actually shows up.
Lawler: It doesn�t look too good so far.
the song continues to play, and after about a few minutes of delay and just entrance music, the monster that is Dude Hate makes his way out from the entrance curtain area. He still appears to be 7�1, but it seems like all this time away from wrestling has caused him to turn into a Big Show-type heavyweight...meaning he�s gone from a ripped 7�1-372 pounds to being a fat f*ucking bastard,or at least, he�s got a nice gut thanks to not wrestling in a long time. Anyway, Dude Hate slowly makes his way down to the ring, and slowly walks up the ring steps and into the ring.
L-Mo: Looks lyk the Hating Dude ate the state of Pennsylvania, and then took a s*hit and ate that too...he�s become a fat f*uck.
JR: Well regardless of his girth, he still weighs more then about 15 Supa Sky�s combined, and this could very well be a complete mismatch.
Once he lumbers his way into the ring, Dude Hate doesn�t waste any time, as he makes a desperate lunge towards Supa Sky, but Sky uses his li�l guy quickness and easily dodges out of the way. Dude Hate tries to grab a hold of Sky again, but once again Sky breaks away. Now, Dude hate tries the exact same thing about 5 times more, and Sky keeps ducking and weaving out of the way.
Lawler: You figure Dude Hate would figure out that approach isn�t working and just give up already. I mean, he looks to be fatigued and broken a sweat just by trying to chase Sky around the ring to start!
JR: Seems like his conditioning has fallen off a bit these days, that�s for sure.
Dude Hate is basically out of breath and panting and sweating profusely already, and he gives up trying to chase Sky around and starts to head out of the ring and back the way he came from...but Sky will have none of it! He pulls Dude Hate back, and once Dude Hate is done with his very deliberate, slow turn, Sky greets him with a vicious Das Boot superkick!...Dude Hate, doing his best Undertaker impression, no-sells it...so Sky gives him another, HARDER one, right to the chin! Dude Hate now wobbles back and bounces off the ropes...Just in time for Sky to grab a hold of his meaty neck, hop up onto the turnbuckle, do that hesitation foot-kicking thing in mid air and bring Dude Hate crashing down face first into the mat with the Overfloater Acid Drop!
Lawler: Man, Dude Hate is getting embarrassed here by a guy about 1/10th his size! What a joke!
JR: Sky has the momentum in his favor, that�s for sure! He definitely is backing up his promise to ScottiePP7!
Dude Hate is laying flat on his fat-ass belly, looking like a beached whale more then a wrestler, and Sky uses all his might to slowly flip the big man over. Sky gives him a few swift kicks to the side of the head, and then points to the top rope, and the crowd gives him a warm pop in response to his obvious set up for his finisher.
JR: So here we go, Sky going for a quick kill here!
Sky takes his time climbing to the top rope, and so even the fat, slow Dude Hate is able to regroup and pull himself up to his feet! However, this doesn�t stop Sky, who is perched on the top rope and has set himself just as Dude Hate has turned and faced him...Sky leaps off, grabs Dude Hate�s head in mid-air, and brings him CRASHING down to the mat with a Widowmaker springboard neckbreaker!
JR: Dear God! Sky has wiped out Dude Hate! What a beating!
Sky bounces back up to his feet, being the peppy li�l guy he is, and now he quickly heads up to the top rope again!
Lawler: I guess now he�s going to put the fat man out of his misery. Someone should have done this to Myst a long time ago.
Sky balances on the top rope, and propels off yet again, this time completely annihilating Dude Hate with his patented 540 legdrop called Batman: THE RIDE! Sky then hooks Dude Hate�s rather meaty leg for a pin...
1...
2...
3.!!!!!!!!
Winner, by pinfall, Supa Sky!
JR: Well, if Sky�s goal was to prove his loyalty to ScottiePP7 by wiping the floor with Dude Hate, I think he pulled it off! What a display of aerial strength and quickness on Sky�s part!
Lawler: I�m sure Dude Hate will find his comfort in a box of donuts after the show.
Commercial Break:
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Return to live tv...but, the live shot of the arena fades out, kinda like the NWO entrance
JR: What the hell?
A shot of the American flag is seen...
And a voice is Heard:
The Declaration of Independence was to show to the world that the United States of America wouldnt be subject to anyone else's control. Through determination, and preseverence, we declared ourselves our own country, if not our own little world.
Insane Championship Wrestling did a similar thing.
Declairing themselves independent from LWN.
And they profited, becoming more successful than LWN had ever been.
Just like America became more sucessful than England.
But like America...ICW became corrupt.
But who is to really blame, ScottiePP7, or David Dudley?
The answer is neither.
Because in fact, it was the ICW talent, each and everytime.
Because ICW never had the standout talent, that could undoubtebly save the company.
Dave Dudley carried this flag, but he dropped it...he was in fact the hero of ICW.
But times have changed, and now a new hope lies in wait.
The times have changed, and the times call for a hero.
He's Coming.
The picture fades back to the arena...
JR: What?
Lawler: What and who the hell is that, JR?
JR: I have no idea, it wasnt on the format.
Elmo: It's...NONZ!!!!!
JR: No, it's not.
Elmo: Ok, it's not. But, it's MATT DAWG!
Lawler: I hope to God not! I'd shoot myself in the face, seriously.
JR: Well, folks this next match features two of the more outspoken members of the ICW roster, Andrew Leigh and Carter Wilson. Leigh was one of the first to step up and support ScottiePP7�s attempt at taking over ICW.
Lawler: I�m sure he�ll regret that when Dave Dudley squashes his and Scottie�s hopes for taking over ICW! He coulda been a contender!
L-Mo: Werd, yo me and mah boyz took over Cheshire with a Butterfinger bar and a pair of socks.
JR: Not surprising, the people in that town are dumb enough to go for such a scam.
Lawler: This coming from the guy who is proud to be from Oklahoma.
Weezer�s hard-rocking "Take Control" starts to play over the PA, and the Buffalo crowd murmurs as Carter Wilson steps out from the entrance area. He�s dressed in his usual black and white outfit, his white wingtips extra shiny tonight. The crowd boos at the sight of Wilson, who doesn�t turn to acknowledge or even recognize that the crowd is there, just coldly and almost robotically walks down the ramp towards the ring. He uses the steel ring steps and climbs up into the ring, heading over to ring announcer Lillian Garcia and taking her microphone. He stands in the center of the ring, visually surveys the crowd around him booing him, and then prepares to speak.
JR: Looks like Wilson has something to say before his match here.
Lawler: Very alert of you to figure that out, JR.
Carter Wilson: Now, settle down heathens, I�ve got a very important and somewhat shocking announcement to make. Draws more boos, naturally Some of you may have been aware of the apparent split in the ICW roster, which started last week and is to continue this evening. I am here to officially declare my support for...
JR: Well who? Get on with it already, Carter.
Carter Wilson:...NO ONE! HAH, no one that is, of course, except for MYSELF! Even more boos from the crowd, who apparently don�t like Carter Wilson or his self that much. You see, I weighed the options that both Dudley and ScottiePP7�s camps had to offer, and neither one of them jumped out ahead of MY own camp. So, much like the fine country of Switzerland at war time, I�m taking a vow of neutrality, to never become involved with either party.
Lawler: Carter Wilson opting to do things his way, I like this guy.
JR: He�s such a coward, damnit, there�s no neutrality in this thing; it�s all out war!
Carter Wilson: My second major announcement, which is by far even more important and holds even more weight on ICW is that...ICW IS A COMPLETE SHAM! Now the boos really start to filter down throughout the arena This place is full of untalented losers, just like the one I�m about to HUMILIATE here tonight in this ring! There has NEVER been a company more PATHETIC then ICW, this place completely pales in comparison to the greatest fed in all of wrestling, EFW--...
Before Carter Wilson is able to finish muttering the hated initials of the most pathetic company in the world, The Hives� trendy catchy techno-sounding "The Hives Are Law, You Are Crime" begins to blare throughout the arena, and it�s greeted with a big pop from the Buffalo audience. After a short pause, former ICW World Champion and Jaded E-Fed Icon Andrew Leigh makes his way out from behind the curtain, eliciting a bigger pop from the already-cheering audience. He, of course, has a microphone in his hand as well.
JR: Business is about to pick up here, it appears that Andrew Leigh has heard enough of Carter Wilson�s whiny crap.
L-Mo: Werd, dis cat used to be in a faction with Wickit and Kareem. Hez kewl in mah book, werd.
Lawler: You�re a complete waste of life, has anyone told you that recently, James?
L-Mo: Dats not wut yo motha said last night. Bong.
Andrew Leigh waits for his music to end and the crowd to quiet down a little bit, and then goes on with his speech:
Andrew Leigh: So Carter, you think you can take the easy way out of this thing by choosing to not take any sides? And then you continue to go on about how pathetic ICW is and how great EvenFagsWithOvaries(can win the World Title!) is?
Carter Wilson: Yes, yes that�s correct. I�m glad you were able to comprehend everything I said, I feared that someone as incompetent and idiotic as you wouldn�t be able to understand my eloquence.
Andrew Leigh: Jesus f*ucking Christ take a step back and look at yourself, Carter. You�ve become a complete dork. You dress like you�re ready to become the next model for a Ken Doll, you talk like you�ve got a f*ucking stick up your ass, and to top it all off, you take the @#%$ route out of everything and neglect to back up anything you say about ICW or anyone.
Carter Wilson: Coming from you, I�ll take all of that like a compliment.
Andrew Leigh: Oh feel free, but I doubt you�ll feel the same way after I totally humiliate you and make an example out of you for everyone else on this roster. You see, tonight you act as the model of neutrality: and, I act like the law of ICW, showing that there is NO neutrality or middle ground in this thing. You�re either with us, or against us, if I may use a really shitty clich�. And myself and all those behind Scottie will continue to make examples out of those who refuse to pick a side, because we interpret that as being threats to us!
JR: Strong, strong words coming from Andrew Leigh! Honestly, you�ve got to agree with him there, King, I don�t see how anyone can stay neutral in this miss!
Lawler: Simple, you don�t want to offend either Scottie or Dudley, so you avoid getting involved with either one and just do your own th---...
JR: Interrupting...Hey, wait just a minute! Carter Wilson is making a run at Andrew Leigh! This match is starting, and Wilson might be biting off more then he can chew!
As said by JR, Carter Wilson has hopped out of the ring and is making a full rush up the ramp towards Andrew Leigh! Leigh has thrown down his microphone and has started to walk towards the charging Wilson, as well, but a lot more calm and collected then Wilson�s wild rush at Leigh! Wilson is about to reach Leigh, and he extends his arm in sort of a running clothesline attempt, but it�s met by nothing but air, as Leigh ducks underneath it. Carter stops dead in his tracks and makes a swift turn towards Leigh, while swinging his right hand in the same motion with an attempt at throwing a punch, but Leigh is cunning enough to duck under that, too! Leigh then answers with a closed-hand punch to Wilson�s forehead of his own, followed by two more rights and lefts in the same fashion! Leigh has Wilson reeling, and Leigh hunches Wilson over into sort of a side headlock and begins to drag him back towards the ring!
Lawler: Leigh taking ridiculous cheap shots and Carter Wilson, they�re not even in the ring and Leigh had to start fighting him! What a cheater!
JR: Jeez King, your bias is pathetic. It was Wilson who rushed Leigh in the first place, Leigh is just more or less defending himself here!
L-Mo: Yo dis Wilson guy is a slick dressa, I wonda if he shops at Wu Wear.
As Leigh and Wilson reach the ring, Leigh pushes Wilson, using his locked-on side headlock, head first into the ring. Carter rolls around for a moment, and then springs to his feet, just as Leigh has hopped up onto the ring apron. Wilson makes a mad dash towards Leigh yet again, and this time as Wilson closes in on Leigh, Leigh hunches over and uses the ropes to drive his shoulder directly into Carter Wilson�s gut. Wilson reaches out and grabs the top rope to keep himself from falling to his knees, and Leigh then reaches up, grabs a hold of the back of Carter Wilson�s head, and hops off the apron bringing Wilson�s neck directly into the rope and sending Carter straight down onto the mat.
JR: Andrew Leigh really taking it to Carter Wilson so far in this match! This could be over in a hurry.
Wilson is down, and Leigh now climbs back up onto the apron, but instead of going straight into the ring, he makes his way to the top turnbuckle nearest to where Carter Wilson is laid out. Leigh balances himself on the top...and then soars off the top with his elbow extended in an attempted flying elbow drop...BUT of course Carter Wilson rolls out of the way, and Leigh comes up empty, planting his right elbow squarely into the canvas!
Lawler: Carter Wilson isn�t completely out of this thing just yet, JR!
Leigh lingers down on the mat for a moment, and that moment apparently was too long, as it allowed Carter Wilson to rise completely to his feet, and he reaches down and pulls Leigh up off the canvas and back to his feet. Carter hooks him and plants him back down to the mat with your basic standing suplex. Carter then bounces off the nearest ropes, and comes charging back to the fallen Leigh and plants him with a falling elbow drop of his own. Wilson then grabs a hold of Leigh�s nearest arm, places his right leg across Leigh, and then stretches back, applying a stretch-type maneuver concentrating its pain on the arm and rotator cuff on which its applied. Leigh squirms in obvious pain, and tries to reach for the ropes, but is too far away to cause the mandatory break in the hold.
Lawler: Carter Wilson using the wrestling textbook here, just putting on a display of wrestling smarts and technical prowess!
JR: Like or hate Wilson, you have to respect his wrestling ability. He�s taken the momentum away from Andrew Leigh here!
So, since Leigh can�t break the hold using the ropes, he resorts to desperate tactics. Leigh swings the leg furthest from Carter Wilson up towards Wilson�s outstretched body, and is able to kick Carter solidly on his side. Wilson buckles under the hit, and actually breaks the hold, releasing Leigh�s arm, and rolling over on his side. Leigh is still a bit stunned down on the mat, and Wilson rises to his feet again. Carter, to re-assure that Leigh doesn�t regain any steam down on the mat, delivers a short-yet-poignant kick to Leigh�s chest/ribs area, causing him to bounce up off the canvas and then remain laying down. With Leigh successfully kept down, Wilson locks on yet another submission hold...a well-applied, tight Sharpshooter!
L-Mo: Werd, Leigh is agettin a woopin.
Lawler: There's the move that Dave Dudley invented!
JR: Leigh is battling for the ropes! He�s not tapping out, oh no!
Just as JR alluded to, Andrew Leigh is stretched out thanks to the Sharpshooter, but he has waved off the referee asking if he was ready to tap out or give up. So instead, Leigh is fighting towards the ropes nearest to he and Wilson, which really aren�t that far away, but Leigh is almost out of gas anyway in this match. Leigh continues to pull himself and Wilson towards the ropes, but Carter sees his attempts and tries to counter them by pulling Leigh and himself back out towards the center of the ring!
JR: God damnit! Leigh might be done for, he�s got a helluva long way to go to get to the ropes!
Suddenly, as JR is finishing up his ominous statement, the ICWTron within the arena changes from continuing footage of the match going on in the ring to a shot of ScottiePP7, sitting somewhere backstage staring down at a TV monitor of the match currently going on. He has an obvious look of distress on his face, and he steps up from the seat which he was inhabiting to watch the match, and turns fully around. The camera swings and shows Supa Sky and El Bastarde sitting on chairs across from each other playing a game of poker on a small square table, with Sky�s posse of Franklin Sherman, Joe McEwing, Charlton Heston and Mushmouth standing behind Sky and looking down at his hand of cards. Scottie walks over and clears his throat, and both Sky and Bastarde look up.
ScottiePP7: Leigh needs our help, you guys go out there and take care of Carter Wilson, make sure he�s made an example of. That son of a b*itch is either on our side or Dave�s, no in-between s*hit.
El Bastarde: Weel take care of eet, Scottee. Ceem on Sky, leet�s go keeck Wilson�s ass like we deed een the Tag Tourneement!
Supa Sky: You guys pointing to his posse of freaks stay here, it�s going to get ugly out there, don�t want anyone getting shot or anything.
Sky and Bastarde stand up, Sky folds up the steel chair he was sitting on and takes it with him as he and Bastarde walk past Scottie out the door. Scottie looks around at Sky�s posse, and then heads back to his position at the monitor, just as the image of the ICWTron shifts from Scottie�s office/dressing room back to the ring, where Andrew Leigh is still locked in a Sharpshooter at the hands of Carter Wilson.
Lawler: What the hell! Scottie can�t be sending his goons out here! This is ridiculous, someone has to put a stop to this!
JR: Like it or not King, by gawd Bastarde and Sky are heading out here to do some serious damage!
L-Mo: Werd, dat Bastard guy seemz thugged out, I hear hez got mad stashes of the herb!
Leigh is still trying to claw towards the ropes, as Wilson has not even come close to releasing the Sharpshooter the entire time! However, the crowd�s pop increases as Sky and Bastarde now make their way out into the arena, running down the ramp, Sky still carrying that steel chair. They stop right at the end of the ramp, Sky tosses Bastarde the chair that he carried out, and Sky jumps up onto the apron and calls out towards the referee, causing the ref to rush away from the scene of Wilson and Leigh locked up, and head over to Sky, turning his back on Carter Wilson�s scenario.
JR: Sky acting as the diversion! Here it comes!
Bastarde hops up into the ring, and heads right over to where Carter Wilson has Andrew Leigh held down,Bastarde winds up and smashes the steel chair right into the skull of Carter Wilson, causing him to fall back automatically, and break his hold on Andrew Leigh!
Lawler: Damnit! This isn�t fair! Carter Wilson had this match wrapped up, he had Andrew Leigh reeling!
JR: This is a sign of solidarity from Scottie�s camp, that�s for DAMN sure! Dudley could very well be in serious trouble with such formidable opposition from Scottie and Co.!
Carter Wilson is down and out, and Bastarde high-tails it out of the ring, just as Sky hops down off the top of the apron, ending his distraction of the referee. The two meet up at the edge of the ramp, and instead of heading back up feeling their job has done, they stick around to watch the match through to the end, apparently. Back inside the ring, Andrew Leigh is slowly but surely recovering to his feet, as Carter Wilson lays basically motionless inside the ring. Bastarde and Sky continue to look on from afar, and the crowd pops as Andrew Leigh, albeit using the ropes as an assistant, pulls himself up to his feet, hobbling a bit thanks to Wilson�s vicious Sharpshooter!
Lawler: Damnit, Carter Wilson has been hung out to dry! This is totally unfair!
JR: SO why don�t you cry a @#%$ river about it, King! This is Sky and Bastarde showing their loyalty to Scottie, damnit, and it�s a damn good thing!
L-Mo: Oh shyt yo King, JR getting freaky all ova ya face.
Leigh hobbles over to where Carter Wilson is laid out, and he lifts him up off the mat to a big pop from the Buffalo audience. Leigh grabs a hold of one of Carter�s dangling arms, and sends him flying into the ropes with an Irish whip. Upon Carter�s bouncing back to where Leigh is positioned, Leigh grabs a hold of him, hooks his arm over the back of Leigh�s head, and sends him crashing down to the mat with the vintage Decal Brainbuster!!!
JR: Oh hell yes, Andrew Leigh dropping Wilson right on that inflated head of his! Leigh is back in the driver�s seat!
Wilson lands extremely hard on his head, and Leigh signals to the crowd that he�s going to finish this match off. The crowd pops bigtime, and Leigh reaches down and pulls Carter Wilson up off the mat once again. He picks Wilson up to his feet, then kicks him in the gut, hunches him over, and sets up a double underhook...
JR: Here it comes, folks, Leigh�s big finisher!
Lawler: Damnit! Someone needs to help poor Carter Wilson!
...Leigh is about to hoist Wilson up onto his shoulder and execute the move he calls Introducing The Metric System In Time, but the camera quickly shifts down to where Bastarde and Sky are standing... Sky rips the steel chair used by Bastarde right out of his hand...
JR: What the hell was that for?
Bastarde looks back down at Sky, seemingly perplexed by Sky grabbing the chair from him...and Sky proceeds to absolutely CRUSH El Bastarde right in the FACE with the steel chair!!!!
JR: WHAT THE HELL! BY GAWD, what the HELL is SupaSky doing!
Lawler: Whatever it is, it wasn�t good for Bastarde, that�s for sure! Haha!
Back in the ring, Leigh has lifted Carter Wilson up onto his shoulder, and is holding him there almost in a display of power... but Sky slides into the ring, steel chair in hand. The referee at first doesn�t see him, since he�s blocked by Leigh holding Carter Wilson up in the air...Sky is standing right at the back of Andrew Leigh, and he reaches out and taps Leigh on the shoulder...as Leigh swings around, Carter Wilson�s hanging legs manage to knock the referee inadvertently down to the mat!
L-Mo: Dayam, sucks to be dat guy, yo.
Leigh has now turned to face Sky, who answers Leigh�s turning around with a VICIOUS chair shot the forehead of Andrew Leigh, causing him to drop Carter Wilson with a resounding thud, and stagger backwards in a blurred haze! Sky throws his chair to the ground, and then reaches over and grabs the head of Andrew Leigh...and brings him crashing down, face-first into the steel chair...a wicked Cap N� CRUNCH X-Factor right onto the steel chair!!!!!
JR: BY GAWD, BY GAWD, SUPA SKY HAS DOUBLE CROSSED SCOTTIE PP7! HE�S SCREWED ANDREW LEIGH AND BEATEN DOWN HIS FORMER TAG PARTNER AND FRIEND EL BASTARDE!
Lawler: Yes! Sky has seen the light! He�s taught that punk Scottie and his goons a lesson! Hell yes!
Andrew Leigh is OUT cold, and Carter Wilson is now staggering back up to his feet. Sky goes over and is sure to nudge the referee so that he�ll wake up! The ref drearily starts to move, and Sky slides out of the ring...and heads over to the now-recovering El Bastarde, and begins to stomp the s*hit out of the fallen Bastard!
JR: Damnit! Why Sky why?!?!?! The night started off with him pledging full allegiance to ScottiePP7, but now it seems like he�s completely turned the tables! Damnit all to hell!
Meanwhile back in the ring, Carter Wilson pulls the motionless and beaten Andrew Leigh up off the mat. He reaches down, drapes Leigh�s arm over his shoulder, and hooks Leigh�s leg... Main Offender cradle brainbuster! Leigh is down and even further out of things, and Carter Wilson hooks his leg for a cover...the referee slowly crawls over to the area, and...
1...
2...
3!!!!!!
Winner, via pinfall, Carter Wilson!
JR: God DAMN IT! ANDREW LEIGH WAS SCREWED, a wicked double cross from that little bastard himself, Sky! DAMN HIM!
L-Mo: Werd yo, that�s sum crazy shyt.
Carter Wilson climbs up off the canvas, and as the referee goes to raise his hand for victory, he pushes the referee extremely hard sending him tumbling out of the ring! Sky, while he continued to beat Bastarde on the outside, now that he sees the match is over, he picks up Bastarde�s beaten body and rolls him into the ring. Sky and Carter Wilson exchange glances, and then proceed to start a complete beatdown on both Andrew Leigh and El Bastarde! Sky and Wilson both lay numerous kicks and punches to the already-battered bodies of Bastarde and Leigh. Eventually, after a good 2 minutes of a beating, Carter Wilson and Sky exchange words, and then Wilson drags Leigh�s beaten body over to the center of the ring. After that, he goes and brings Bastarde�s body and drapes it right across Leigh�s...this all occurs as Sky has headed to the top rope!
JR: No, damnit, NO! Isn�t THIS ENOUGH! DAMNIT NOT THAT!
Just as JR finishes, Sky comes soaring off the top rope, and is able to land a DOUBLE BATMAN: THE RIDE 540 leg drop onto the bodies of both El Bastarde and Andrew Leigh!!!!!
Lawler: HAHAH! Strike one in the win column for Dave Dudley, I don�t think Scott EVER saw this one coming! HAHAH!
Sky and Carter Wilson nod to each other in that sort of nonchalant, accepting manner, and the two leave the ring together and head up the ramp to the back, hearing just the complete boos and disgust from the crowd at hand.
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"Closer" by Nine Inch Nails hits, and out walks the ICW Owner, Dave Dudley to a chorus of boos.
He stays on the stage area, holding a mic...
Dave Dudley: {smiling} All right, you Buffalo pieces of trash. You all know ScottiePP7's goal is to reclaim his place as the ICW Owner. And he's going to try to take away my ICW roster. Well, he wants a war, he'll get a war. I'd like to now present to you, the results of the very first ever ICW Roster Split! Call it a draft if you will. The point is, that ICW and Dave Dudley will not go down without a fight. And, with ScottiePP7 actually having a share of ICW Ownership, he can legally get away with having his own side of ICW.
Now, some men have pledged their loyalty to me and Scott, respectively. Some men havent sided with either of us. And we've tried to recruit those men.
Now, being in the interest of fairness...people who have sided with Scottie will naturally be on his side. But really, as we've seen tonight...who's on who's side?
Each roster will consist of us, the owners, and 7 other ICW superstars. For a total of 8 men each.
So without further hesitation, I will announce ScottiePP7's ICW Roster!
ScottiePP7's ICW Roster
ScottiePP7- Leader
Hexane(ICW Heavyweight Champion)
Kayfabe
"Unnamed ICW Superstar"
Andrew Leigh
Seamus O'Hagan
El Bastarde
Myst
And now, my very own half of the ICW roster...
Dave Dudley's ICW Roster
Dave Dudley- Leader
"Unnamed ICW Superstar"
Joseph Johnson
Simeon
Carter Wilson
Supa Sky
Dan Hampton
Ethan Prophet
Now, you'll notice that not all of the ICW Superstars have been used. There is a gallery of ICW Free Agents, now.
ICW Free Agents
Johnny Q Public
Lone Wolf
Masked Warrior
Amalek
Dude Hate
These men have 4 choices ahead of them. Stay in ICW, either as a member of Scottie's side, my side, or they stay out of the war, and be an mediator.
Or, they can leave ICW entirely. The choice is all up to them. However, I'd encourage you all to side with me...as I am the way to go.
Also, you might nave noticed two unknown men. Well, Scottie has someone on his side apparently, so he was included. Or is a she? A very manly she, if so.
And of course, I have my trump card that will devestate Insane Championship Wrestling as a whole.
And I will reveal him soon...
Now, you might be Surprised at the results of this draft? You thought Sky was going to join Scottie? And you thought Carter was a free agent? Money can buy ANYONE. YOU THOUGHT THAT? You're more gullible than I thought.
Now, that that is all set...I'd like to officially announce ICW's next pay-per-view.
Because on Sunday Night, August 11th, ICW will eminate from the sold out Madison Square Garden in New York City, on Pay-Per-View, with
ICW TO HELL AND BACK: Power Struggle
And the war will be in full fruition come August 11th. So I ask all of you to join us. And more importantly I ask all of the WORLD to join us. And all of ICW to step it up a notch, and show what exactly you're fighting for. The fight to keep ICW alive, to keep ICW the best possible, no matter where you stand on the subject.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go and prepare for my match, which is next. I thank you all very much.
The fans boo madly, as Dave heads to the back...
JR: Oh my, OH MY! The battle lines have been drawn, the war is on, and it begins NEXT!!!
Commercial break:
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DaVE DuDLeY 632: Perfect
back to live action...
Dave Dudley
YOUR Hardcore Icon
Posts: 121
(7/26/02 12:26:03 am)
Reply Inferno 7-25-02
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JR: My goodness, what a night it�s been here tonight on Thursday Inferno. We�ve seen all kinds of craziness, and we still aren�t even up to the main event yet.
Lawler: Correct as ever JR, because the next match up is in fact our main event, and it�s one of the more intriguing tag matches in recent ICW history.
JR: That�s correct, the established team of Hexane and Kayfabe, who have seen glory as Tag Team wrestler�s numerous times before, will represent the rogue band lead by ScottiePP7.
Lawler: And they�ll be taking on The Boss himself, Dave Dudley, and his first acquisition and original loyalist in this all-out war, representative of The Homeland Security himself, Joseph Johnson!
L-Mo: Werd, dat Jpac is a major dork yo.
JR: Dudley�s ranks have obviously grown tonight with the additions of Carter Wilson and Supa Sky, but he�s still got a score to settle with both Hexane and Kayfabe, who cost him the World Title on the last addition of Inferno.
Lawler: If you ask me, I think The Boss has something up his sleeve here tonight, something that will cripple Scottie and his posse even more!
King wraps up his ominous message just as �Hail To The Chief� begins to play, and the crowd starts to boo pretty lustily, as Joe Johnson makes his way down the ramp, acknowledging the fans at ringside as if to ignore them booing him pretty badly. He doesn�t have The Homeland Security goons with him tonight, just himself heading into the ring. Once into the ring, he rips off his suit revealing his usual wrestling attire, as Nine Inch Nails� �Closer� begins to blare over the PA.
JR: So here he comes, the biggest cancer in ICW history and the self-proclaimed Hardcore Icon, Dave Dudley!
Lawler: Harsh things to say about the man who signs your checks, JR.
Dave Dudley steps out into the arena, and the boos intensify about 10-fold for probably the most hated man in ICW right now. Dave is, as usual, accompanied by Sign Guy Dudley, who carries a sign that says �I Would Do Jade� on one side and �Hoya F*ucked My Cat� on the other. The two Dudleys make their way down the ramp, with Sign Guy heading off towards the area around the outside of the ring, and Dave hopping up into the ring. Dave shakes hands with Johnson, and the two head over to their corner as �Saturday (Oooh Oooh!)� by Ludacris begins to play throughout the arena.
JR: So we await the arrival of the ICW World Heavyweight Champion himself, Hexane, and his longtime tag team partner Kayfabe!
Lawler: There were some marital problems between Hex and Kay this week, stemming from Kay�s mishap on the last installment of Inferno, where he inadvertently KO�ed his own guy.
JR: They seemingly patched those problems up, though. This looks to be the match where they prove their unity once again, this time behind Scottie!
Hex and Kay make their way out into the arena, with Hexane carrying the ICW World Title draped across his large shoulder. The two look at each other, and Hex throws the ICW Title down on the stage and the two take off at a full sprint towards the ring, not wasting any time in starting things!
Lawler: Little overanxious to take this beating, aren�t you, guys?!
JR: Looking like Hex and Kay aren�t prepared to wait around here, they want a piece of Dudley and Johnson right away!
Hex and Kay both dive headfirst into the ring, and they both hop directly up to their feet and take off in a mad rush in the direction of Dudley and Johnson. Dudley and Johnson are a bit alarmed to see them come charging at them, and as both Hex and Kay lunge with fists extended towards Dudley and Johnson, they are at least able to block Hex and Kay�s initial attacks. However, Hex and Kay continue to pour on the assault, and both men are able to stagger Dudley and Johnson, with Kay going to work on Johnson, and Hex taking it to Dudley.
JR: Hex and Kay really laying it on early here!
Lawler: I think L-Mo has fallen mute.
L-Mo:��..
Hex is really laying it on Dudley in the corner, and he now sends him barreling into the ropes with a wicked Irish whip. When Dave comes bouncing back, Hex grabs a hold of Dudley right at the chest, hooks him, and sends him FLYING over the top rope with a ridiculous belly-to-belly suplex, sending Dave careening along the padded floor and landing with a thud right against the announce table.
JR: My God, Dave Dudley laid out right at our feet here King! It�s a two-on-one now, with Hex and Kay taking it to the defenseless Joe Johnson!
The referee is finally restoring order to the match, as he tells Hex and Kay that one of them must leave the ring. They talk it over, and Hex decides to let Kay go about taking on Johnson. So, they shake hands, and Hex steps out onto the apron in his corner, and turns his back to keep an eye on Dave Dudley, who is still down in a heap in front of the announce table. Meanwhile, Kay makes a rush at Johnson. Kay grabs a hold of the back of the already-woozy Johnson�s head, and brings his face crashing down into his knee with a harmful Triple H-esque face buster thing. Johnson goes down in a heap, and Kay continues his assault, this time by charging to the ropes, and springboarding off the middle rope and planting Johnson with his Jericho-esque Kaysault, into a pinning combination! 1�..2��Johnson gets his shoulder up!
JR: Kay putting on an impressive display here, he�s got Joseph Johnson right where he wants him!
L-Mo:���.
Kay hops back up to his feet, and he heads over to his corner where Hexane continues to have his back turned looking down at Dudley, who is now back up to his feet. Kay is set to head over and get a tag from Hexane, and he reaches out to do so, but Hex totally ignores him, and leaps off the apron and lowers the boom of an axe-handle slam right to the forehead of Dudley! Dudley falls into another heap at the foot of the announce table, and Hex casually climbs back up onto the apron. Kay is staring at him, looking pretty pissed off he didn�t get a tag, and he never sees Joe Johnson coming.
Lawler: Kay was so insulted by his partner being preoccupied with The Hardcore Icon that he wasn�t ready for what�s about to happen�..
Johnson rushes Kayfabe from behind, managing to lock him in position and bring him crashing down neck-first onto the mat with an Inverted DDT. Johnson then springs back up to his feet, rushes over to the corner and sucker punches Hexane, sending him down off the apron to the ground, and makes a rush towards the fallen Kayfabe. When he reaches him, Johnson stops, hesitates and turns, then brings his bulky elbow crashing down into the throat/neck of Kayfabe. Kay jolts off the mat briefly, and Johnson isn�t even done. He flips Kayfabe over onto his back, and locks on a patriotic rendition of the Steiner Recliner, what he calls The Torture Clutch!
JR: This thing could be over! Kayfabe is spread out and Johnson has that move locked in tightly!
L-Mo:���
Kay is really struggling within the grips of Johnson, and he�s pretty damn close to tapping out. But, his partner hasn�t given up completely, as he�s recovered from the sucker punch, and is now planted up on the top rope peering down at Johnson! Johnson is looking up right at Hexane, as Hex comes flying off the top rope, his legs extended�..flying drop kick!��.NO, it comes up empty, as Johnson breaks the hold and rolls out of the way. However, Hexane�s force thanks to being a big guy flying from the top rope brings him crashing down on his own partner, Kayfabe! Kay gets a leg-full of Hexane, and is staggered even more then he previously was!
Lawler: Man, these guys may have reunited and patched things up prior to this match, but they are not communicating well at all!
L-Mo:���..?
Hex gets up and tries to help Kayfabe back to his feet, but has to move away from Kay in time to fend off an attack from Johnson! Johnson has taken off full-steam towards Hex with an attempted clothesline, but Hex is able to duck underneath it. He then hooks Johnson, and lifts him up�..and brings him crashing down with a back body drop! Hex pulls Kayfabe up to his feet now that Johnson is down, and Hex steps out of the ring and onto the apron. He reaches out to officially tag in by slapping the woozy Kayfabe, but before he can make contact with Kay�..Hexane gets pulled off the apron by the recovering, rejuvenated Dave Dudley!
JR: Damnit, Dudley is back in this thing.
On the outside, Hexane and Dudley now stand toe-to-toe, and the two begin to exchange vicious rights and lefts. While Hexane is the bigger man, Dudley absorbs every punch as though it were a fly buzzing near his nose, and he continues to counter with heavy shots of his own until Hex is stumbling greatly and is very staggered! Finally, Dudley delivers a wicked boot to Hexane�s gut, and decides to roll him into the ring! Dudley himself slides in, and as he climbs to his feet the now-recovered and stable Kayfabe attacks him! Kay, who is still the legal man, starts laying into Dudley with a series of knee-shots to the chest, as well as rights and lefts to the back of the head, just taking it all-out brawl style right to Dudley�s grill! He pulls Dave off the mat, and sends him into the ropes. When Dudley rumbles back across the ring, Kay hooks Dave, hoists him up and brings him crashing down with a www.pumphandleslam.com into a backbreaker, which he calls the Reality Check!
Lawler: Damnit, Kay isn�t allowed to do that to his boss! Dudley will have him out of here by next week!
JR: He�s through dealing with Dudley, now he�s in the Scottie camp, they�re goal isn�t to respect Dudley, it�s to destroy him!
Dave is down, and Kay isn�t through! He lifts Dudley off the mat, kicks him in the gut, and the crowd pops as he�s able to deliver the Hops and Barley Stunner!!! Kayfabe hooks Dudley�s leg for the cover����but Dudley isn�t even the legal man! Senior referee Earl Hebner refuses to count!
JR: Damnit! Kay forgot all about Dudley not being the legal man!
Lawler: Hah, what an idiot!
Hex is back up to his feet, but he�s stepped out of the ring and back to his place on the apron, and Johnson is now also back up, and when he sees Dudley down and Kay hunched over him, he takes off towards Kayfabe! Kay, however, senses his impending arrival apparently, and he hops up to his feet, and extends his knee right before Johnson reaches him, sending Johnson reeling due to receiving a wicked knee to the gut from Kayfabe out of nowhere! Johnson is double over, and stumbling back towards Kay and Hex�s corner. Kay, seeing his opportunity, barrels off the ropes directly across from the woozy Johnson��.
JR: Kayfabe looks to be going for a knockout blow here!
Lawler: Damnit Johnson, get out of the way!
�..Kay leaves his feet after he bounces off the ropes and extends his forearm, as he attempts to go for a wicked flying forearm that would send Johnson packing��.. BUT Johnson cunningly dodges out of the way, and Kayfabe delivers his wicked hard flying forearm�.RIGHT to the face of Hexane, who is sent shooting off the apron and down to the concrete floor beneath in a heap!
JR: DAMNIT! DAMN! Kay inadvertently took out his partner! AGAIN!
Lawler: HAH! Kay got his knockout blow all right, except it was of the guy on his own team!
Kay grabs his head in disbelief, as he leans out over the ropes to try and shout at Hexane that he�s sorry and for him to get back up! Kay stands there shaking his head in disbelief for a few moments, and then manages to turn around and face back into the ring�� just in time to deliver a stiff standing superkick from Joseph Johnson, that knocks Kayfabe down HARD!
JR: Damn! Johnson takes advantage, and now he and Dudley have a complete 2-on-1! Damn it all to hell!
Johnson stands over the fallen and pretty much out Kayfabe, and is ready to finish things with a pin�.but he hears his name being called from the opposite corner. Dave Dudley, recovered and now standing outside the ring on the apron, has his arm outstretched waiting for a tag.
Lawler: It appears the Boss wants to finish things off himself!
JR: That damn coward Dudley, he�ll only fight when the opposition is down and out already! What a coward!
Johnson shrugs his shoulders, and then heads over to Dudley and gives him the tag he so desired. The crowd boos some more as Dave steps in under the ropes��raises 4 fingers to the crowd��.and then heads over to the fallen Kayfabe!
JR: Damnit! Here it comes, his stupid move, what a sick man he is!
L-Mo: ����.
Dudley lifts Kayfabe up��sends him into the ropes�..then when Kay gets back, he sets up the flapjack��and then, BAM, VICIOUS DIAMOND CUTTER��none other then THE 4D!!!!!!!!!! THE DAVE DUDLEY DEATH DROP!
Dave wipes his hands, and goes for the cover!
1��..2���Hexane tries to dive into the ring to break the pin��.BUT he�s too late!!!�.3!
Winners, by pinfall, Dave Dudley and Joseph John[/b]
JR: DAMN HIM! DAMNIT! DAMNITY DAMN DAMN I SAY DAMN SOME MORE!
Lawler: You say damn way too much, JR. There�s nothing you can do.
Hexane tries to grab a hold of Dudley, but before he can get his hands on The Hardcore Icon, Dudley�s partner in crime Joseph Johnson alertly pulls Dudley out of the ring before any further harm can be done. The two celebrate on the outside, with Dave being congratulated by Sign Guy�.the two begin to head towards the ramp��but meanwhile, inside the ring�.
JR: Oh boy, here�s a tough confrontation now between Hexane and Kayfabe. Kay obviously didn�t mean to knock Hexane out like he did, and he definitely didn�t want to lose that match like that.
Lawler: Whatever the excuse, Hexane is none too pleased about it!
Hexane has pulled the weary and beaten Kayfabe up off the mat, and he�s now verbally abusing Kayfabe, right in the middle of the ring. Hex is the real aggressor in the argument, shouting random obscenities and saying �I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU� numerous times, etc. Kay throws in some calmer, less insanely upset insults/comments of his own, but this argument rages on for a few moments��..UNTIL�..
JR: Hey wait just a minute, WAIT JUST A DAMN MINUTE. He�s got no part in thi--�.
Before JR can finish, Dave Dudley is back in the ring�.with a steel chair! He comes up from behind where Hexane was standing facing Kayfabe��and�.BAM, A SCINTILLATING STEEL CHAIR SHOT FROM DAVE DUDLEY RIGHT TO THE BACK OF HEXANE�s HEAD! Hexane goes down HARD and fast (like Kallista when she sees anything with a penis), and Dudley spits on the fallen ICW Champion!
Lawler: OUCH! It sucks to be Hexane, the Hardcore Icon just made a prime example out of him!
JR: That GOD DAMN DUDLEY HAS NO PART IN THE RING!
Dudley now begins a wicked stare down with Kayfabe�..the two stand toe-to-toe, and just are locked in. Dudley begins to say some things right in Kay�s face, and Kay just stands there as cold as ice, staring back at him, not flinching one bit��now, suddenly breaking the tense moments between Dudley and Kay, a large pop can be heard going up from the audience�.
JR: WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT JUST A MINUTE, business is ABOUT TO PICK UP! HERE HE COMES!
None other then ScottiePP7 himself comes rushing down the ramp, tuxedo and all. He meets Johnson at the foot of the ramp, and disposes of him (for the moment) with a few rights and lefts, then slides into the ring. He stands further behind where Dudley and Kay are tied up, but�.now he too starts yelling orders at Kayfabe! Scottie and Dudle, at this point, are both seemingly shouting at Kayfabe!�..
Lawler: My goodness, Kayfabe has gotten an earful from everyone here tonight! First his partner was giving him crap for costing him the match, now the two rival heads of power here in ICW are just shouting things at him!
Kay slowly shifts his stone cold stare between Dudley and Scottie patiently a few times, and then��.finally, after a long wait��� turns around and walks out of the ring! He leaves both Scottie, Dave, and his fallen partner Hexane just standing in the ring, with really no idea of what the hell he�s think
JR: What the hell is that all about?!?! Kay did nothing the whole time but look around and soak in everything that went on around him!
Both Dudley and Scottie watch Kay head up the ramp, past the fallen Johnson, and out of the arena. Scott watches him go�� AND DOESN�T SEE THE HARDCORE ICON COMING, AND DUDLEY ABSOLUTELY FLATTENS PP7 WITH A VICIOUS CHAIR SHOT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!
JR: GOD DAMN IT! SCOTTIE IS OUT! DUDLEY HAS KNOCKED SCOTTIE THE F*UCK OUT!
PP7 is DOWN, but Dave isn�t even close to done! He takes some more shots at the fallen bodies of both Scottie AND Hexane with his now-dented steel chair�..until Johnson gets back into the ring! Then, when Johnson is back in, Dave throws the mangled chair out of the ring, and points down at both Hexane and PP7, and then points to the back as well��Johnson goes to work on the fallen Hexane, and a few moments after Dudley pointed to the back, out comes the goon squad!
Lawler: OH boy, the cavalry has arrived! These guys are royally f*ucked now!
Carter Wilson, Supa Sky and Simeon immerge from the back, and come rushing down to the ring! Each man slides head first into the ring, and the three of them join Johnson in laying a beating on the fallen and unmoving Scottie PP7 and Hexane! Johnson and Simeon team up on Hexane, as Carter Wilson and Sky beat the living hell out of the fallen PP7.
JR: DAMNIT! DAMNIT, EVERY MEMBER OF SCOTTIE�S RANKS HAS BEEN BEATEN DOWN HERE TONIGHT! THIS IS COMPLETE MAYHEM! LOOK AT DUDLEY, HE�S JUST WATCHING AND GRINNING! THAT SICK SON OF A BITCH!
L-Mo: !!!!!!!!!!
Dudley is indeed just watching�.and as the beatdown continues, he just calmly heads out of the ring and begins to slowly walk backwards up the ramp, continuing to enjoy the beatdown in the ring
JR: What the hell? Dudley is just leaving this brawl in the ring?
The camera follows Dudley up the ramp, and through the curtains, to the backstage area. He speaks, while he's walking.
Dave Dudley: Yes! I'm a friggin genius. And if only I had run my errands earlier, I could stay and beat some ass. But I have to make it before the tailor closes...now where is my car?
Dave goes to the inner parking lot inside arena, where we see the demolished limo from before.
Dave Dudley: Haha, that was a nice piece of work.
Dave walks to his car, a 02 Jetta, and starts to unlock the door, but he drops the keys.
As he bends down to pick them up, a man dressed in a black power suit, with an arm cast and a leg cast, attacks Dave from behind, breaking a crutch over his back!
The man's face is away from the camera the entire time, as he wobbily stomps on Dave. Suddenly, Seamus O'Hagan comes from off camera, and pounds at Dave with a steel chair!
Seamus picks Dave up and SLAMS HIM THROUGH THE WINDOW OF THE CAR!!!!
Seamus backs into the cameraman,knocking the camera down. All we see is their feet, as they walk off camera...
JR: What in Gods name- Dudley was just attacked! By Seamus O'Hagan and...somebody...who was it?? And we've got total chaos in the ring! We're out of time, for Jerry Lawler and James Lmo, this is Jim Ross, see you later!
end transmission
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A black limo pulls up...out steps ScottiePP7!, he is wearing his famous Tuxedo, as he proceeds to walk into the camera...
Suddenly, Dave Dudley walks up, off camera, sneaking. He is carrying a crowbar...
He hops on top of the limo, and starts to destroy it, bashing out the window, and the hood, and the roof.
He climbs off, and bashes in all of the windows, and then the sides of the doors, as the limo driver flees in panic.
Dave Dudley then throws the crowbar down, and walks off camera...
The Inferno opener is rolled, as "Fight Song" by Marilyn Manson plays.
The camera cuts to the inside of the Marine Midland Arena, in Buffalo NY, as huge pillars of flame shoot up from the stage and the ring posts. Then, a shitload of fireworks shoot up from the stage.
The camera pans the crowd, as we see such signs as:
"I'M COMING!! HA"
"I'M THE GUY IN THE LIMO!"
"I DROVE THE HUMMER!!"
"I FEEL LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHT"
"DRAFT ME, DAVE!!!"
"SCOTTIEPP'D OVER THE FACE OF WRESTLING."
"I CAME TO GET LEIGH'D!!!"
"THE RECORD FOR THE MILLENIUM: HOW MANY TIMES HAS DAVE BEEN BANNED FROM EFWO? 4 AND COUNTING, WHEN'S NEXT?"
The camera cuts to the announce t
Jim Ross: Hello again everyone and welcome to ICW Thursday Inferno, I'm your host Jim Ross alongside my partner, Jerry "The King" Lawler, and King, tonight the face of ICW will change, forever!
Jerry "The King" Lawler: That's right, JR, and the ICW roster will be split in two! I cant wait to see how this happens, and I hope that dirty rotten ScottiePP7 gets what's coming to him.
Ross: Yeah but likewise, Dave Dudley isnt a saint either. Did you see what he did to PP7's limo? AND WAS ANYONE IN THERE?
Lawler: Yeah you would think that about the man who gives you your paycheck! Anyway, we have to be joined by our other broadcast partner right now, as much as I despise him...
Ross: Hey, you're not the only one.
A phat beat plays, and out comes James EMCEE ELMO!
Emcee Elmo: BUFFALOOOOOOOOO MAKE SOME NOIZE!!!!
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH! WE'RE BACK AND WE'RE RARE, JUST LIKE OXENREIDER'S HAIR.
CHRISTIAN UNDERWOOD SELLS MARY KAY. AND WELL, BRIAN OXENREIDER MUST HAVE GIVEN UP ON HAIRPLUGS, BECAUSE NOW HE'S GOING TOUPEE.
NOT TO SAY THAT HE'S BALD, BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THE TRUTH.
HE'S BEEN UGLY EVEN SINCE HIS YOUTH!!
HOYAKILLAH KNOWS HOW TO DO THE TRICK.
BECAUSE HE'S MOST CERTAINLY FOUND ON X-DUDE'S DICK.
AND CHRISTIAN UNDERWOOD HAS PROBABLY DATED A GUY NAMED RICK...
@#%$...THAT'S FUCKIN SICK.
SO ONCE AGAIN, RAISE YOUR ARMS UP IN THE AIR.
DAMN LINDA PUT THEM DOWN, YOU'VE GOT ARMPIT HAIR!
AND IF EFWO HAS MORE PEOPLE THAN ICW, WE DONT REALLY CARE...
BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY KNOW HOW TO MOTHER FUCKIN SWEAR!
NOW HIP, HOP, HIPPITY HOP, DONTCHA KNOW.
EFWO HAS JUST GOT TO GO.
AND THEY WILL, BECAUSE THEY DOWNRIGHT BLOW.
AND ALSO BECAUSE DAVE WILL GIVE THEM A KO.
LOOKS LIKE THINGS COULD WORSEN...
BUT @#%$, I BANGED THE DAUGHTER OF CORBIN BERNSEN.
AND DEEP DOWN INSIDE, CHRISTIAN UNDERWOOD THINKS HES A NORMAL PERSON.
AND DAVE DUDLEY, HE'S A FUCKIN CURSIN!
BONGGGGGGGGG!!!!!
L-mo sits down
James "Emcee" Elmo: What's up, cracka ass crackaz?
JR: Now James, there's no need to insult us-
Elmo: WHY YOU BE FRONTIN, DAWG?
JR: Yeah...well, wait, looks like we have some activity going on in the back...
the camera cuts to the back, where we see Scottie's trashed Limo. EMTs helping someone off, as he limps off camera he is blocked by the EMT's and we cant see him...but he appears to have a leg cast.
ScottiePP7: Help him to my locker room, guys...he'll be allright, its just hard for him to walk. Luckily, Dudley didnt hit him in his attack on my beautiful limo. I mean, I cant just be throwing around limos left and right, these things are expensive! That bastard needs to pay.
Up walks none other than Supa Sky.
Supa Sky: Heyba, Scottie.
ScottiePP7: Sky! Just the man I wanted to talk to!
Supa Sky: I got your phone calls.
ScottiePP7: Yeah, I believe me and you could go places! Dudley's just holding you back, you realize that! I want you on MY side!
Supa Sky: You got it...I'm down with you. And you know what? Tonight I'll beat Dude Hate, and prove my loyalty to you. And I'll not only beat him, I'll hurt him.
ScottiePP7: Yes! With you, we will crush Dudley, and ICW will prosper under my reign once more. Go kick some ass, champ!
Supa Sky walks off, as the camera cuts to the ring...
JR: It�s about time for our first match of the night, and with the comments just thrown around by former EWA and current ICW legend SupaSky, it appears that this match will be about sending a message of loyalty and respect to ScottiePP7!
Lawler: The question is will SupaSky�s opponent even show up here tonight? The last time Dude Hate was scheduled to fight, he walked out before his match and hasn�t been heard from since!
L-Mo: Werd yo, he just up and vanished.
Just as L-Mo is finishing up his pearl of wisdom, Rage Against the Machine�s "Snake Chamer" hits on the PA, and the crowd pops as Supa Sky makes his bitchin� entrance, as he rushes down the ramp full speed and slides into the ring head first, not even pausing or taking his time down the ramp. He starts hopping around and trying to get loose in the middle of the ring, as Ugly Kid Joe�s "(I Hate) Everything About You" begins to play...
JR: So let�s see once and for all if Dude Hate actually shows up.
Lawler: It doesn�t look too good so far.
the song continues to play, and after about a few minutes of delay and just entrance music, the monster that is Dude Hate makes his way out from the entrance curtain area. He still appears to be 7�1, but it seems like all this time away from wrestling has caused him to turn into a Big Show-type heavyweight...meaning he�s gone from a ripped 7�1-372 pounds to being a fat f*ucking bastard,or at least, he�s got a nice gut thanks to not wrestling in a long time. Anyway, Dude Hate slowly makes his way down to the ring, and slowly walks up the ring steps and into the ring.
L-Mo: Looks lyk the Hating Dude ate the state of Pennsylvania, and then took a s*hit and ate that too...he�s become a fat f*uck.
JR: Well regardless of his girth, he still weighs more then about 15 Supa Sky�s combined, and this could very well be a complete mismatch.
Once he lumbers his way into the ring, Dude Hate doesn�t waste any time, as he makes a desperate lunge towards Supa Sky, but Sky uses his li�l guy quickness and easily dodges out of the way. Dude Hate tries to grab a hold of Sky again, but once again Sky breaks away. Now, Dude hate tries the exact same thing about 5 times more, and Sky keeps ducking and weaving out of the way.
Lawler: You figure Dude Hate would figure out that approach isn�t working and just give up already. I mean, he looks to be fatigued and broken a sweat just by trying to chase Sky around the ring to start!
JR: Seems like his conditioning has fallen off a bit these days, that�s for sure.
Dude Hate is basically out of breath and panting and sweating profusely already, and he gives up trying to chase Sky around and starts to head out of the ring and back the way he came from...but Sky will have none of it! He pulls Dude Hate back, and once Dude Hate is done with his very deliberate, slow turn, Sky greets him with a vicious Das Boot superkick!...Dude Hate, doing his best Undertaker impression, no-sells it...so Sky gives him another, HARDER one, right to the chin! Dude Hate now wobbles back and bounces off the ropes...Just in time for Sky to grab a hold of his meaty neck, hop up onto the turnbuckle, do that hesitation foot-kicking thing in mid air and bring Dude Hate crashing down face first into the mat with the Overfloater Acid Drop!
Lawler: Man, Dude Hate is getting embarrassed here by a guy about 1/10th his size! What a joke!
JR: Sky has the momentum in his favor, that�s for sure! He definitely is backing up his promise to ScottiePP7!
Dude Hate is laying flat on his fat-ass belly, looking like a beached whale more then a wrestler, and Sky uses all his might to slowly flip the big man over. Sky gives him a few swift kicks to the side of the head, and then points to the top rope, and the crowd gives him a warm pop in response to his obvious set up for his finisher.
JR: So here we go, Sky going for a quick kill here!
Sky takes his time climbing to the top rope, and so even the fat, slow Dude Hate is able to regroup and pull himself up to his feet! However, this doesn�t stop Sky, who is perched on the top rope and has set himself just as Dude Hate has turned and faced him...Sky leaps off, grabs Dude Hate�s head in mid-air, and brings him CRASHING down to the mat with a Widowmaker springboard neckbreaker!
JR: Dear God! Sky has wiped out Dude Hate! What a beating!
Sky bounces back up to his feet, being the peppy li�l guy he is, and now he quickly heads up to the top rope again!
Lawler: I guess now he�s going to put the fat man out of his misery. Someone should have done this to Myst a long time ago.
Sky balances on the top rope, and propels off yet again, this time completely annihilating Dude Hate with his patented 540 legdrop called Batman: THE RIDE! Sky then hooks Dude Hate�s rather meaty leg for a pin...
1...
2...
3.!!!!!!!!
Winner, by pinfall, Supa Sky!
JR: Well, if Sky�s goal was to prove his loyalty to ScottiePP7 by wiping the floor with Dude Hate, I think he pulled it off! What a display of aerial strength and quickness on Sky�s part!
Lawler: I�m sure Dude Hate will find his comfort in a box of donuts after the show.
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Return to live tv...but, the live shot of the arena fades out, kinda like the NWO entrance
JR: What the hell?
A shot of the American flag is seen...
And a voice is Heard:
The Declaration of Independence was to show to the world that the United States of America wouldnt be subject to anyone else's control. Through determination, and preseverence, we declared ourselves our own country, if not our own little world.
Insane Championship Wrestling did a similar thing.
Declairing themselves independent from LWN.
And they profited, becoming more successful than LWN had ever been.
Just like America became more sucessful than England.
But like America...ICW became corrupt.
But who is to really blame, ScottiePP7, or David Dudley?
The answer is neither.
Because in fact, it was the ICW talent, each and everytime.
Because ICW never had the standout talent, that could undoubtebly save the company.
Dave Dudley carried this flag, but he dropped it...he was in fact the hero of ICW.
But times have changed, and now a new hope lies in wait.
The times have changed, and the times call for a hero.
He's Coming.
The picture fades back to the arena...
JR: What?
Lawler: What and who the hell is that, JR?
JR: I have no idea, it wasnt on the format.
Elmo: It's...NONZ!!!!!
JR: No, it's not.
Elmo: Ok, it's not. But, it's MATT DAWG!
Lawler: I hope to God not! I'd shoot myself in the face, seriously.
JR: Well, folks this next match features two of the more outspoken members of the ICW roster, Andrew Leigh and Carter Wilson. Leigh was one of the first to step up and support ScottiePP7�s attempt at taking over ICW.
Lawler: I�m sure he�ll regret that when Dave Dudley squashes his and Scottie�s hopes for taking over ICW! He coulda been a contender!
L-Mo: Werd, yo me and mah boyz took over Cheshire with a Butterfinger bar and a pair of socks.
JR: Not surprising, the people in that town are dumb enough to go for such a scam.
Lawler: This coming from the guy who is proud to be from Oklahoma.
Weezer�s hard-rocking "Take Control" starts to play over the PA, and the Buffalo crowd murmurs as Carter Wilson steps out from the entrance area. He�s dressed in his usual black and white outfit, his white wingtips extra shiny tonight. The crowd boos at the sight of Wilson, who doesn�t turn to acknowledge or even recognize that the crowd is there, just coldly and almost robotically walks down the ramp towards the ring. He uses the steel ring steps and climbs up into the ring, heading over to ring announcer Lillian Garcia and taking her microphone. He stands in the center of the ring, visually surveys the crowd around him booing him, and then prepares to speak.
JR: Looks like Wilson has something to say before his match here.
Lawler: Very alert of you to figure that out, JR.
Carter Wilson: Now, settle down heathens, I�ve got a very important and somewhat shocking announcement to make. Draws more boos, naturally Some of you may have been aware of the apparent split in the ICW roster, which started last week and is to continue this evening. I am here to officially declare my support for...
JR: Well who? Get on with it already, Carter.
Carter Wilson:...NO ONE! HAH, no one that is, of course, except for MYSELF! Even more boos from the crowd, who apparently don�t like Carter Wilson or his self that much. You see, I weighed the options that both Dudley and ScottiePP7�s camps had to offer, and neither one of them jumped out ahead of MY own camp. So, much like the fine country of Switzerland at war time, I�m taking a vow of neutrality, to never become involved with either party.
Lawler: Carter Wilson opting to do things his way, I like this guy.
JR: He�s such a coward, damnit, there�s no neutrality in this thing; it�s all out war!
Carter Wilson: My second major announcement, which is by far even more important and holds even more weight on ICW is that...ICW IS A COMPLETE SHAM! Now the boos really start to filter down throughout the arena This place is full of untalented losers, just like the one I�m about to HUMILIATE here tonight in this ring! There has NEVER been a company more PATHETIC then ICW, this place completely pales in comparison to the greatest fed in all of wrestling, EFW--...
Before Carter Wilson is able to finish muttering the hated initials of the most pathetic company in the world, The Hives� trendy catchy techno-sounding "The Hives Are Law, You Are Crime" begins to blare throughout the arena, and it�s greeted with a big pop from the Buffalo audience. After a short pause, former ICW World Champion and Jaded E-Fed Icon Andrew Leigh makes his way out from behind the curtain, eliciting a bigger pop from the already-cheering audience. He, of course, has a microphone in his hand as well.
JR: Business is about to pick up here, it appears that Andrew Leigh has heard enough of Carter Wilson�s whiny crap.
L-Mo: Werd, dis cat used to be in a faction with Wickit and Kareem. Hez kewl in mah book, werd.
Lawler: You�re a complete waste of life, has anyone told you that recently, James?
L-Mo: Dats not wut yo motha said last night. Bong.
Andrew Leigh waits for his music to end and the crowd to quiet down a little bit, and then goes on with his speech:
Andrew Leigh: So Carter, you think you can take the easy way out of this thing by choosing to not take any sides? And then you continue to go on about how pathetic ICW is and how great EvenFagsWithOvaries(can win the World Title!) is?
Carter Wilson: Yes, yes that�s correct. I�m glad you were able to comprehend everything I said, I feared that someone as incompetent and idiotic as you wouldn�t be able to understand my eloquence.
Andrew Leigh: Jesus f*ucking Christ take a step back and look at yourself, Carter. You�ve become a complete dork. You dress like you�re ready to become the next model for a Ken Doll, you talk like you�ve got a f*ucking stick up your ass, and to top it all off, you take the @#%$ route out of everything and neglect to back up anything you say about ICW or anyone.
Carter Wilson: Coming from you, I�ll take all of that like a compliment.
Andrew Leigh: Oh feel free, but I doubt you�ll feel the same way after I totally humiliate you and make an example out of you for everyone else on this roster. You see, tonight you act as the model of neutrality: and, I act like the law of ICW, showing that there is NO neutrality or middle ground in this thing. You�re either with us, or against us, if I may use a really shitty clich�. And myself and all those behind Scottie will continue to make examples out of those who refuse to pick a side, because we interpret that as being threats to us!
JR: Strong, strong words coming from Andrew Leigh! Honestly, you�ve got to agree with him there, King, I don�t see how anyone can stay neutral in this miss!
Lawler: Simple, you don�t want to offend either Scottie or Dudley, so you avoid getting involved with either one and just do your own th---...
JR: Interrupting...Hey, wait just a minute! Carter Wilson is making a run at Andrew Leigh! This match is starting, and Wilson might be biting off more then he can chew!
As said by JR, Carter Wilson has hopped out of the ring and is making a full rush up the ramp towards Andrew Leigh! Leigh has thrown down his microphone and has started to walk towards the charging Wilson, as well, but a lot more calm and collected then Wilson�s wild rush at Leigh! Wilson is about to reach Leigh, and he extends his arm in sort of a running clothesline attempt, but it�s met by nothing but air, as Leigh ducks underneath it. Carter stops dead in his tracks and makes a swift turn towards Leigh, while swinging his right hand in the same motion with an attempt at throwing a punch, but Leigh is cunning enough to duck under that, too! Leigh then answers with a closed-hand punch to Wilson�s forehead of his own, followed by two more rights and lefts in the same fashion! Leigh has Wilson reeling, and Leigh hunches Wilson over into sort of a side headlock and begins to drag him back towards the ring!
Lawler: Leigh taking ridiculous cheap shots and Carter Wilson, they�re not even in the ring and Leigh had to start fighting him! What a cheater!
JR: Jeez King, your bias is pathetic. It was Wilson who rushed Leigh in the first place, Leigh is just more or less defending himself here!
L-Mo: Yo dis Wilson guy is a slick dressa, I wonda if he shops at Wu Wear.
As Leigh and Wilson reach the ring, Leigh pushes Wilson, using his locked-on side headlock, head first into the ring. Carter rolls around for a moment, and then springs to his feet, just as Leigh has hopped up onto the ring apron. Wilson makes a mad dash towards Leigh yet again, and this time as Wilson closes in on Leigh, Leigh hunches over and uses the ropes to drive his shoulder directly into Carter Wilson�s gut. Wilson reaches out and grabs the top rope to keep himself from falling to his knees, and Leigh then reaches up, grabs a hold of the back of Carter Wilson�s head, and hops off the apron bringing Wilson�s neck directly into the rope and sending Carter straight down onto the mat.
JR: Andrew Leigh really taking it to Carter Wilson so far in this match! This could be over in a hurry.
Wilson is down, and Leigh now climbs back up onto the apron, but instead of going straight into the ring, he makes his way to the top turnbuckle nearest to where Carter Wilson is laid out. Leigh balances himself on the top...and then soars off the top with his elbow extended in an attempted flying elbow drop...BUT of course Carter Wilson rolls out of the way, and Leigh comes up empty, planting his right elbow squarely into the canvas!
Lawler: Carter Wilson isn�t completely out of this thing just yet, JR!
Leigh lingers down on the mat for a moment, and that moment apparently was too long, as it allowed Carter Wilson to rise completely to his feet, and he reaches down and pulls Leigh up off the canvas and back to his feet. Carter hooks him and plants him back down to the mat with your basic standing suplex. Carter then bounces off the nearest ropes, and comes charging back to the fallen Leigh and plants him with a falling elbow drop of his own. Wilson then grabs a hold of Leigh�s nearest arm, places his right leg across Leigh, and then stretches back, applying a stretch-type maneuver concentrating its pain on the arm and rotator cuff on which its applied. Leigh squirms in obvious pain, and tries to reach for the ropes, but is too far away to cause the mandatory break in the hold.
Lawler: Carter Wilson using the wrestling textbook here, just putting on a display of wrestling smarts and technical prowess!
JR: Like or hate Wilson, you have to respect his wrestling ability. He�s taken the momentum away from Andrew Leigh here!
So, since Leigh can�t break the hold using the ropes, he resorts to desperate tactics. Leigh swings the leg furthest from Carter Wilson up towards Wilson�s outstretched body, and is able to kick Carter solidly on his side. Wilson buckles under the hit, and actually breaks the hold, releasing Leigh�s arm, and rolling over on his side. Leigh is still a bit stunned down on the mat, and Wilson rises to his feet again. Carter, to re-assure that Leigh doesn�t regain any steam down on the mat, delivers a short-yet-poignant kick to Leigh�s chest/ribs area, causing him to bounce up off the canvas and then remain laying down. With Leigh successfully kept down, Wilson locks on yet another submission hold...a well-applied, tight Sharpshooter!
L-Mo: Werd, Leigh is agettin a woopin.
Lawler: There's the move that Dave Dudley invented!
JR: Leigh is battling for the ropes! He�s not tapping out, oh no!
Just as JR alluded to, Andrew Leigh is stretched out thanks to the Sharpshooter, but he has waved off the referee asking if he was ready to tap out or give up. So instead, Leigh is fighting towards the ropes nearest to he and Wilson, which really aren�t that far away, but Leigh is almost out of gas anyway in this match. Leigh continues to pull himself and Wilson towards the ropes, but Carter sees his attempts and tries to counter them by pulling Leigh and himself back out towards the center of the ring!
JR: God damnit! Leigh might be done for, he�s got a helluva long way to go to get to the ropes!
Suddenly, as JR is finishing up his ominous statement, the ICWTron within the arena changes from continuing footage of the match going on in the ring to a shot of ScottiePP7, sitting somewhere backstage staring down at a TV monitor of the match currently going on. He has an obvious look of distress on his face, and he steps up from the seat which he was inhabiting to watch the match, and turns fully around. The camera swings and shows Supa Sky and El Bastarde sitting on chairs across from each other playing a game of poker on a small square table, with Sky�s posse of Franklin Sherman, Joe McEwing, Charlton Heston and Mushmouth standing behind Sky and looking down at his hand of cards. Scottie walks over and clears his throat, and both Sky and Bastarde look up.
ScottiePP7: Leigh needs our help, you guys go out there and take care of Carter Wilson, make sure he�s made an example of. That son of a b*itch is either on our side or Dave�s, no in-between s*hit.
El Bastarde: Weel take care of eet, Scottee. Ceem on Sky, leet�s go keeck Wilson�s ass like we deed een the Tag Tourneement!
Supa Sky: You guys pointing to his posse of freaks stay here, it�s going to get ugly out there, don�t want anyone getting shot or anything.
Sky and Bastarde stand up, Sky folds up the steel chair he was sitting on and takes it with him as he and Bastarde walk past Scottie out the door. Scottie looks around at Sky�s posse, and then heads back to his position at the monitor, just as the image of the ICWTron shifts from Scottie�s office/dressing room back to the ring, where Andrew Leigh is still locked in a Sharpshooter at the hands of Carter Wilson.
Lawler: What the hell! Scottie can�t be sending his goons out here! This is ridiculous, someone has to put a stop to this!
JR: Like it or not King, by gawd Bastarde and Sky are heading out here to do some serious damage!
L-Mo: Werd, dat Bastard guy seemz thugged out, I hear hez got mad stashes of the herb!
Leigh is still trying to claw towards the ropes, as Wilson has not even come close to releasing the Sharpshooter the entire time! However, the crowd�s pop increases as Sky and Bastarde now make their way out into the arena, running down the ramp, Sky still carrying that steel chair. They stop right at the end of the ramp, Sky tosses Bastarde the chair that he carried out, and Sky jumps up onto the apron and calls out towards the referee, causing the ref to rush away from the scene of Wilson and Leigh locked up, and head over to Sky, turning his back on Carter Wilson�s scenario.
JR: Sky acting as the diversion! Here it comes!
Bastarde hops up into the ring, and heads right over to where Carter Wilson has Andrew Leigh held down,Bastarde winds up and smashes the steel chair right into the skull of Carter Wilson, causing him to fall back automatically, and break his hold on Andrew Leigh!
Lawler: Damnit! This isn�t fair! Carter Wilson had this match wrapped up, he had Andrew Leigh reeling!
JR: This is a sign of solidarity from Scottie�s camp, that�s for DAMN sure! Dudley could very well be in serious trouble with such formidable opposition from Scottie and Co.!
Carter Wilson is down and out, and Bastarde high-tails it out of the ring, just as Sky hops down off the top of the apron, ending his distraction of the referee. The two meet up at the edge of the ramp, and instead of heading back up feeling their job has done, they stick around to watch the match through to the end, apparently. Back inside the ring, Andrew Leigh is slowly but surely recovering to his feet, as Carter Wilson lays basically motionless inside the ring. Bastarde and Sky continue to look on from afar, and the crowd pops as Andrew Leigh, albeit using the ropes as an assistant, pulls himself up to his feet, hobbling a bit thanks to Wilson�s vicious Sharpshooter!
Lawler: Damnit, Carter Wilson has been hung out to dry! This is totally unfair!
JR: SO why don�t you cry a @#%$ river about it, King! This is Sky and Bastarde showing their loyalty to Scottie, damnit, and it�s a damn good thing!
L-Mo: Oh shyt yo King, JR getting freaky all ova ya face.
Leigh hobbles over to where Carter Wilson is laid out, and he lifts him up off the mat to a big pop from the Buffalo audience. Leigh grabs a hold of one of Carter�s dangling arms, and sends him flying into the ropes with an Irish whip. Upon Carter�s bouncing back to where Leigh is positioned, Leigh grabs a hold of him, hooks his arm over the back of Leigh�s head, and sends him crashing down to the mat with the vintage Decal Brainbuster!!!
JR: Oh hell yes, Andrew Leigh dropping Wilson right on that inflated head of his! Leigh is back in the driver�s seat!
Wilson lands extremely hard on his head, and Leigh signals to the crowd that he�s going to finish this match off. The crowd pops bigtime, and Leigh reaches down and pulls Carter Wilson up off the mat once again. He picks Wilson up to his feet, then kicks him in the gut, hunches him over, and sets up a double underhook...
JR: Here it comes, folks, Leigh�s big finisher!
Lawler: Damnit! Someone needs to help poor Carter Wilson!
...Leigh is about to hoist Wilson up onto his shoulder and execute the move he calls Introducing The Metric System In Time, but the camera quickly shifts down to where Bastarde and Sky are standing... Sky rips the steel chair used by Bastarde right out of his hand...
JR: What the hell was that for?
Bastarde looks back down at Sky, seemingly perplexed by Sky grabbing the chair from him...and Sky proceeds to absolutely CRUSH El Bastarde right in the FACE with the steel chair!!!!
JR: WHAT THE HELL! BY GAWD, what the HELL is SupaSky doing!
Lawler: Whatever it is, it wasn�t good for Bastarde, that�s for sure! Haha!
Back in the ring, Leigh has lifted Carter Wilson up onto his shoulder, and is holding him there almost in a display of power... but Sky slides into the ring, steel chair in hand. The referee at first doesn�t see him, since he�s blocked by Leigh holding Carter Wilson up in the air...Sky is standing right at the back of Andrew Leigh, and he reaches out and taps Leigh on the shoulder...as Leigh swings around, Carter Wilson�s hanging legs manage to knock the referee inadvertently down to the mat!
L-Mo: Dayam, sucks to be dat guy, yo.
Leigh has now turned to face Sky, who answers Leigh�s turning around with a VICIOUS chair shot the forehead of Andrew Leigh, causing him to drop Carter Wilson with a resounding thud, and stagger backwards in a blurred haze! Sky throws his chair to the ground, and then reaches over and grabs the head of Andrew Leigh...and brings him crashing down, face-first into the steel chair...a wicked Cap N� CRUNCH X-Factor right onto the steel chair!!!!!
JR: BY GAWD, BY GAWD, SUPA SKY HAS DOUBLE CROSSED SCOTTIE PP7! HE�S SCREWED ANDREW LEIGH AND BEATEN DOWN HIS FORMER TAG PARTNER AND FRIEND EL BASTARDE!
Lawler: Yes! Sky has seen the light! He�s taught that punk Scottie and his goons a lesson! Hell yes!
Andrew Leigh is OUT cold, and Carter Wilson is now staggering back up to his feet. Sky goes over and is sure to nudge the referee so that he�ll wake up! The ref drearily starts to move, and Sky slides out of the ring...and heads over to the now-recovering El Bastarde, and begins to stomp the s*hit out of the fallen Bastard!
JR: Damnit! Why Sky why?!?!?! The night started off with him pledging full allegiance to ScottiePP7, but now it seems like he�s completely turned the tables! Damnit all to hell!
Meanwhile back in the ring, Carter Wilson pulls the motionless and beaten Andrew Leigh up off the mat. He reaches down, drapes Leigh�s arm over his shoulder, and hooks Leigh�s leg... Main Offender cradle brainbuster! Leigh is down and even further out of things, and Carter Wilson hooks his leg for a cover...the referee slowly crawls over to the area, and...
1...
2...
3!!!!!!
Winner, via pinfall, Carter Wilson!
JR: God DAMN IT! ANDREW LEIGH WAS SCREWED, a wicked double cross from that little bastard himself, Sky! DAMN HIM!
L-Mo: Werd yo, that�s sum crazy shyt.
Carter Wilson climbs up off the canvas, and as the referee goes to raise his hand for victory, he pushes the referee extremely hard sending him tumbling out of the ring! Sky, while he continued to beat Bastarde on the outside, now that he sees the match is over, he picks up Bastarde�s beaten body and rolls him into the ring. Sky and Carter Wilson exchange glances, and then proceed to start a complete beatdown on both Andrew Leigh and El Bastarde! Sky and Wilson both lay numerous kicks and punches to the already-battered bodies of Bastarde and Leigh. Eventually, after a good 2 minutes of a beating, Carter Wilson and Sky exchange words, and then Wilson drags Leigh�s beaten body over to the center of the ring. After that, he goes and brings Bastarde�s body and drapes it right across Leigh�s...this all occurs as Sky has headed to the top rope!
JR: No, damnit, NO! Isn�t THIS ENOUGH! DAMNIT NOT THAT!
Just as JR finishes, Sky comes soaring off the top rope, and is able to land a DOUBLE BATMAN: THE RIDE 540 leg drop onto the bodies of both El Bastarde and Andrew Leigh!!!!!
Lawler: HAHAH! Strike one in the win column for Dave Dudley, I don�t think Scott EVER saw this one coming! HAHAH!
Sky and Carter Wilson nod to each other in that sort of nonchalant, accepting manner, and the two leave the ring together and head up the ramp to the back, hearing just the complete boos and disgust from the crowd at hand.
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"Closer" by Nine Inch Nails hits, and out walks the ICW Owner, Dave Dudley to a chorus of boos.
He stays on the stage area, holding a mic...
Dave Dudley: {smiling} All right, you Buffalo pieces of trash. You all know ScottiePP7's goal is to reclaim his place as the ICW Owner. And he's going to try to take away my ICW roster. Well, he wants a war, he'll get a war. I'd like to now present to you, the results of the very first ever ICW Roster Split! Call it a draft if you will. The point is, that ICW and Dave Dudley will not go down without a fight. And, with ScottiePP7 actually having a share of ICW Ownership, he can legally get away with having his own side of ICW.
Now, some men have pledged their loyalty to me and Scott, respectively. Some men havent sided with either of us. And we've tried to recruit those men.
Now, being in the interest of fairness...people who have sided with Scottie will naturally be on his side. But really, as we've seen tonight...who's on who's side?
Each roster will consist of us, the owners, and 7 other ICW superstars. For a total of 8 men each.
So without further hesitation, I will announce ScottiePP7's ICW Roster!
ScottiePP7's ICW Roster
ScottiePP7- Leader
Hexane(ICW Heavyweight Champion)
Kayfabe
"Unnamed ICW Superstar"
Andrew Leigh
Seamus O'Hagan
El Bastarde
Myst
And now, my very own half of the ICW roster...
Dave Dudley's ICW Roster
Dave Dudley- Leader
"Unnamed ICW Superstar"
Joseph Johnson
Simeon
Carter Wilson
Supa Sky
Dan Hampton
Ethan Prophet
Now, you'll notice that not all of the ICW Superstars have been used. There is a gallery of ICW Free Agents, now.
ICW Free Agents
Johnny Q Public
Lone Wolf
Masked Warrior
Amalek
Dude Hate
These men have 4 choices ahead of them. Stay in ICW, either as a member of Scottie's side, my side, or they stay out of the war, and be an mediator.
Or, they can leave ICW entirely. The choice is all up to them. However, I'd encourage you all to side with me...as I am the way to go.
Also, you might nave noticed two unknown men. Well, Scottie has someone on his side apparently, so he was included. Or is a she? A very manly she, if so.
And of course, I have my trump card that will devestate Insane Championship Wrestling as a whole.
And I will reveal him soon...
Now, you might be Surprised at the results of this draft? You thought Sky was going to join Scottie? And you thought Carter was a free agent? Money can buy ANYONE. YOU THOUGHT THAT? You're more gullible than I thought.
Now, that that is all set...I'd like to officially announce ICW's next pay-per-view.
Because on Sunday Night, August 11th, ICW will eminate from the sold out Madison Square Garden in New York City, on Pay-Per-View, with
ICW TO HELL AND BACK: Power Struggle
And the war will be in full fruition come August 11th. So I ask all of you to join us. And more importantly I ask all of the WORLD to join us. And all of ICW to step it up a notch, and show what exactly you're fighting for. The fight to keep ICW alive, to keep ICW the best possible, no matter where you stand on the subject.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go and prepare for my match, which is next. I thank you all very much.
The fans boo madly, as Dave heads to the back...
JR: Oh my, OH MY! The battle lines have been drawn, the war is on, and it begins NEXT!!!
Commercial break:
DaVE DuDLeY 632: Say something funny
Akira3K1: Concerning what
DaVE DuDLeY 632: Anything
DaVE DuDLeY 632: Rant on something I dont care
DaVE DuDLeY 632: Its for a commercial for the show
Akira3K1: The other day, I took a s*hit so big, I felt like I got raped by a Brontosaurus.
Akira3K1: I tell ya, I gotta go get me one of those high colonics
Akira3K1: Get cleaned out, ya know?
Akira3K1: Spic and span in the ol' lower intestine.
Akira3K1: Leave it feeling like a waterslide at Schlitterbaun
DaVE DuDLeY 632: So in other words, the opposite of Christian Underwood...YOU have nothing in your ass
Akira3K1: Right
DaVE DuDLeY 632: Perfect
back to live action...
Dave Dudley
YOUR Hardcore Icon
Posts: 121
(7/26/02 12:26:03 am)
Reply Inferno 7-25-02
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JR: My goodness, what a night it�s been here tonight on Thursday Inferno. We�ve seen all kinds of craziness, and we still aren�t even up to the main event yet.
Lawler: Correct as ever JR, because the next match up is in fact our main event, and it�s one of the more intriguing tag matches in recent ICW history.
JR: That�s correct, the established team of Hexane and Kayfabe, who have seen glory as Tag Team wrestler�s numerous times before, will represent the rogue band lead by ScottiePP7.
Lawler: And they�ll be taking on The Boss himself, Dave Dudley, and his first acquisition and original loyalist in this all-out war, representative of The Homeland Security himself, Joseph Johnson!
L-Mo: Werd, dat Jpac is a major dork yo.
JR: Dudley�s ranks have obviously grown tonight with the additions of Carter Wilson and Supa Sky, but he�s still got a score to settle with both Hexane and Kayfabe, who cost him the World Title on the last addition of Inferno.
Lawler: If you ask me, I think The Boss has something up his sleeve here tonight, something that will cripple Scottie and his posse even more!
King wraps up his ominous message just as �Hail To The Chief� begins to play, and the crowd starts to boo pretty lustily, as Joe Johnson makes his way down the ramp, acknowledging the fans at ringside as if to ignore them booing him pretty badly. He doesn�t have The Homeland Security goons with him tonight, just himself heading into the ring. Once into the ring, he rips off his suit revealing his usual wrestling attire, as Nine Inch Nails� �Closer� begins to blare over the PA.
JR: So here he comes, the biggest cancer in ICW history and the self-proclaimed Hardcore Icon, Dave Dudley!
Lawler: Harsh things to say about the man who signs your checks, JR.
Dave Dudley steps out into the arena, and the boos intensify about 10-fold for probably the most hated man in ICW right now. Dave is, as usual, accompanied by Sign Guy Dudley, who carries a sign that says �I Would Do Jade� on one side and �Hoya F*ucked My Cat� on the other. The two Dudleys make their way down the ramp, with Sign Guy heading off towards the area around the outside of the ring, and Dave hopping up into the ring. Dave shakes hands with Johnson, and the two head over to their corner as �Saturday (Oooh Oooh!)� by Ludacris begins to play throughout the arena.
JR: So we await the arrival of the ICW World Heavyweight Champion himself, Hexane, and his longtime tag team partner Kayfabe!
Lawler: There were some marital problems between Hex and Kay this week, stemming from Kay�s mishap on the last installment of Inferno, where he inadvertently KO�ed his own guy.
JR: They seemingly patched those problems up, though. This looks to be the match where they prove their unity once again, this time behind Scottie!
Hex and Kay make their way out into the arena, with Hexane carrying the ICW World Title draped across his large shoulder. The two look at each other, and Hex throws the ICW Title down on the stage and the two take off at a full sprint towards the ring, not wasting any time in starting things!
Lawler: Little overanxious to take this beating, aren�t you, guys?!
JR: Looking like Hex and Kay aren�t prepared to wait around here, they want a piece of Dudley and Johnson right away!
Hex and Kay both dive headfirst into the ring, and they both hop directly up to their feet and take off in a mad rush in the direction of Dudley and Johnson. Dudley and Johnson are a bit alarmed to see them come charging at them, and as both Hex and Kay lunge with fists extended towards Dudley and Johnson, they are at least able to block Hex and Kay�s initial attacks. However, Hex and Kay continue to pour on the assault, and both men are able to stagger Dudley and Johnson, with Kay going to work on Johnson, and Hex taking it to Dudley.
JR: Hex and Kay really laying it on early here!
Lawler: I think L-Mo has fallen mute.
L-Mo:��..
Hex is really laying it on Dudley in the corner, and he now sends him barreling into the ropes with a wicked Irish whip. When Dave comes bouncing back, Hex grabs a hold of Dudley right at the chest, hooks him, and sends him FLYING over the top rope with a ridiculous belly-to-belly suplex, sending Dave careening along the padded floor and landing with a thud right against the announce table.
JR: My God, Dave Dudley laid out right at our feet here King! It�s a two-on-one now, with Hex and Kay taking it to the defenseless Joe Johnson!
The referee is finally restoring order to the match, as he tells Hex and Kay that one of them must leave the ring. They talk it over, and Hex decides to let Kay go about taking on Johnson. So, they shake hands, and Hex steps out onto the apron in his corner, and turns his back to keep an eye on Dave Dudley, who is still down in a heap in front of the announce table. Meanwhile, Kay makes a rush at Johnson. Kay grabs a hold of the back of the already-woozy Johnson�s head, and brings his face crashing down into his knee with a harmful Triple H-esque face buster thing. Johnson goes down in a heap, and Kay continues his assault, this time by charging to the ropes, and springboarding off the middle rope and planting Johnson with his Jericho-esque Kaysault, into a pinning combination! 1�..2��Johnson gets his shoulder up!
JR: Kay putting on an impressive display here, he�s got Joseph Johnson right where he wants him!
L-Mo:���.
Kay hops back up to his feet, and he heads over to his corner where Hexane continues to have his back turned looking down at Dudley, who is now back up to his feet. Kay is set to head over and get a tag from Hexane, and he reaches out to do so, but Hex totally ignores him, and leaps off the apron and lowers the boom of an axe-handle slam right to the forehead of Dudley! Dudley falls into another heap at the foot of the announce table, and Hex casually climbs back up onto the apron. Kay is staring at him, looking pretty pissed off he didn�t get a tag, and he never sees Joe Johnson coming.
Lawler: Kay was so insulted by his partner being preoccupied with The Hardcore Icon that he wasn�t ready for what�s about to happen�..
Johnson rushes Kayfabe from behind, managing to lock him in position and bring him crashing down neck-first onto the mat with an Inverted DDT. Johnson then springs back up to his feet, rushes over to the corner and sucker punches Hexane, sending him down off the apron to the ground, and makes a rush towards the fallen Kayfabe. When he reaches him, Johnson stops, hesitates and turns, then brings his bulky elbow crashing down into the throat/neck of Kayfabe. Kay jolts off the mat briefly, and Johnson isn�t even done. He flips Kayfabe over onto his back, and locks on a patriotic rendition of the Steiner Recliner, what he calls The Torture Clutch!
JR: This thing could be over! Kayfabe is spread out and Johnson has that move locked in tightly!
L-Mo:���
Kay is really struggling within the grips of Johnson, and he�s pretty damn close to tapping out. But, his partner hasn�t given up completely, as he�s recovered from the sucker punch, and is now planted up on the top rope peering down at Johnson! Johnson is looking up right at Hexane, as Hex comes flying off the top rope, his legs extended�..flying drop kick!��.NO, it comes up empty, as Johnson breaks the hold and rolls out of the way. However, Hexane�s force thanks to being a big guy flying from the top rope brings him crashing down on his own partner, Kayfabe! Kay gets a leg-full of Hexane, and is staggered even more then he previously was!
Lawler: Man, these guys may have reunited and patched things up prior to this match, but they are not communicating well at all!
L-Mo:���..?
Hex gets up and tries to help Kayfabe back to his feet, but has to move away from Kay in time to fend off an attack from Johnson! Johnson has taken off full-steam towards Hex with an attempted clothesline, but Hex is able to duck underneath it. He then hooks Johnson, and lifts him up�..and brings him crashing down with a back body drop! Hex pulls Kayfabe up to his feet now that Johnson is down, and Hex steps out of the ring and onto the apron. He reaches out to officially tag in by slapping the woozy Kayfabe, but before he can make contact with Kay�..Hexane gets pulled off the apron by the recovering, rejuvenated Dave Dudley!
JR: Damnit, Dudley is back in this thing.
On the outside, Hexane and Dudley now stand toe-to-toe, and the two begin to exchange vicious rights and lefts. While Hexane is the bigger man, Dudley absorbs every punch as though it were a fly buzzing near his nose, and he continues to counter with heavy shots of his own until Hex is stumbling greatly and is very staggered! Finally, Dudley delivers a wicked boot to Hexane�s gut, and decides to roll him into the ring! Dudley himself slides in, and as he climbs to his feet the now-recovered and stable Kayfabe attacks him! Kay, who is still the legal man, starts laying into Dudley with a series of knee-shots to the chest, as well as rights and lefts to the back of the head, just taking it all-out brawl style right to Dudley�s grill! He pulls Dave off the mat, and sends him into the ropes. When Dudley rumbles back across the ring, Kay hooks Dave, hoists him up and brings him crashing down with a www.pumphandleslam.com into a backbreaker, which he calls the Reality Check!
Lawler: Damnit, Kay isn�t allowed to do that to his boss! Dudley will have him out of here by next week!
JR: He�s through dealing with Dudley, now he�s in the Scottie camp, they�re goal isn�t to respect Dudley, it�s to destroy him!
Dave is down, and Kay isn�t through! He lifts Dudley off the mat, kicks him in the gut, and the crowd pops as he�s able to deliver the Hops and Barley Stunner!!! Kayfabe hooks Dudley�s leg for the cover����but Dudley isn�t even the legal man! Senior referee Earl Hebner refuses to count!
JR: Damnit! Kay forgot all about Dudley not being the legal man!
Lawler: Hah, what an idiot!
Hex is back up to his feet, but he�s stepped out of the ring and back to his place on the apron, and Johnson is now also back up, and when he sees Dudley down and Kay hunched over him, he takes off towards Kayfabe! Kay, however, senses his impending arrival apparently, and he hops up to his feet, and extends his knee right before Johnson reaches him, sending Johnson reeling due to receiving a wicked knee to the gut from Kayfabe out of nowhere! Johnson is double over, and stumbling back towards Kay and Hex�s corner. Kay, seeing his opportunity, barrels off the ropes directly across from the woozy Johnson��.
JR: Kayfabe looks to be going for a knockout blow here!
Lawler: Damnit Johnson, get out of the way!
�..Kay leaves his feet after he bounces off the ropes and extends his forearm, as he attempts to go for a wicked flying forearm that would send Johnson packing��.. BUT Johnson cunningly dodges out of the way, and Kayfabe delivers his wicked hard flying forearm�.RIGHT to the face of Hexane, who is sent shooting off the apron and down to the concrete floor beneath in a heap!
JR: DAMNIT! DAMN! Kay inadvertently took out his partner! AGAIN!
Lawler: HAH! Kay got his knockout blow all right, except it was of the guy on his own team!
Kay grabs his head in disbelief, as he leans out over the ropes to try and shout at Hexane that he�s sorry and for him to get back up! Kay stands there shaking his head in disbelief for a few moments, and then manages to turn around and face back into the ring�� just in time to deliver a stiff standing superkick from Joseph Johnson, that knocks Kayfabe down HARD!
JR: Damn! Johnson takes advantage, and now he and Dudley have a complete 2-on-1! Damn it all to hell!
Johnson stands over the fallen and pretty much out Kayfabe, and is ready to finish things with a pin�.but he hears his name being called from the opposite corner. Dave Dudley, recovered and now standing outside the ring on the apron, has his arm outstretched waiting for a tag.
Lawler: It appears the Boss wants to finish things off himself!
JR: That damn coward Dudley, he�ll only fight when the opposition is down and out already! What a coward!
Johnson shrugs his shoulders, and then heads over to Dudley and gives him the tag he so desired. The crowd boos some more as Dave steps in under the ropes��raises 4 fingers to the crowd��.and then heads over to the fallen Kayfabe!
JR: Damnit! Here it comes, his stupid move, what a sick man he is!
L-Mo: ����.
Dudley lifts Kayfabe up��sends him into the ropes�..then when Kay gets back, he sets up the flapjack��and then, BAM, VICIOUS DIAMOND CUTTER��none other then THE 4D!!!!!!!!!! THE DAVE DUDLEY DEATH DROP!
Dave wipes his hands, and goes for the cover!
1��..2���Hexane tries to dive into the ring to break the pin��.BUT he�s too late!!!�.3!
Winners, by pinfall, Dave Dudley and Joseph John[/b]
JR: DAMN HIM! DAMNIT! DAMNITY DAMN DAMN I SAY DAMN SOME MORE!
Lawler: You say damn way too much, JR. There�s nothing you can do.
Hexane tries to grab a hold of Dudley, but before he can get his hands on The Hardcore Icon, Dudley�s partner in crime Joseph Johnson alertly pulls Dudley out of the ring before any further harm can be done. The two celebrate on the outside, with Dave being congratulated by Sign Guy�.the two begin to head towards the ramp��but meanwhile, inside the ring�.
JR: Oh boy, here�s a tough confrontation now between Hexane and Kayfabe. Kay obviously didn�t mean to knock Hexane out like he did, and he definitely didn�t want to lose that match like that.
Lawler: Whatever the excuse, Hexane is none too pleased about it!
Hexane has pulled the weary and beaten Kayfabe up off the mat, and he�s now verbally abusing Kayfabe, right in the middle of the ring. Hex is the real aggressor in the argument, shouting random obscenities and saying �I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU� numerous times, etc. Kay throws in some calmer, less insanely upset insults/comments of his own, but this argument rages on for a few moments��..UNTIL�..
JR: Hey wait just a minute, WAIT JUST A DAMN MINUTE. He�s got no part in thi--�.
Before JR can finish, Dave Dudley is back in the ring�.with a steel chair! He comes up from behind where Hexane was standing facing Kayfabe��and�.BAM, A SCINTILLATING STEEL CHAIR SHOT FROM DAVE DUDLEY RIGHT TO THE BACK OF HEXANE�s HEAD! Hexane goes down HARD and fast (like Kallista when she sees anything with a penis), and Dudley spits on the fallen ICW Champion!
Lawler: OUCH! It sucks to be Hexane, the Hardcore Icon just made a prime example out of him!
JR: That GOD DAMN DUDLEY HAS NO PART IN THE RING!
Dudley now begins a wicked stare down with Kayfabe�..the two stand toe-to-toe, and just are locked in. Dudley begins to say some things right in Kay�s face, and Kay just stands there as cold as ice, staring back at him, not flinching one bit��now, suddenly breaking the tense moments between Dudley and Kay, a large pop can be heard going up from the audience�.
JR: WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT JUST A MINUTE, business is ABOUT TO PICK UP! HERE HE COMES!
None other then ScottiePP7 himself comes rushing down the ramp, tuxedo and all. He meets Johnson at the foot of the ramp, and disposes of him (for the moment) with a few rights and lefts, then slides into the ring. He stands further behind where Dudley and Kay are tied up, but�.now he too starts yelling orders at Kayfabe! Scottie and Dudle, at this point, are both seemingly shouting at Kayfabe!�..
Lawler: My goodness, Kayfabe has gotten an earful from everyone here tonight! First his partner was giving him crap for costing him the match, now the two rival heads of power here in ICW are just shouting things at him!
Kay slowly shifts his stone cold stare between Dudley and Scottie patiently a few times, and then��.finally, after a long wait��� turns around and walks out of the ring! He leaves both Scottie, Dave, and his fallen partner Hexane just standing in the ring, with really no idea of what the hell he�s think
JR: What the hell is that all about?!?! Kay did nothing the whole time but look around and soak in everything that went on around him!
Both Dudley and Scottie watch Kay head up the ramp, past the fallen Johnson, and out of the arena. Scott watches him go�� AND DOESN�T SEE THE HARDCORE ICON COMING, AND DUDLEY ABSOLUTELY FLATTENS PP7 WITH A VICIOUS CHAIR SHOT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!
JR: GOD DAMN IT! SCOTTIE IS OUT! DUDLEY HAS KNOCKED SCOTTIE THE F*UCK OUT!
PP7 is DOWN, but Dave isn�t even close to done! He takes some more shots at the fallen bodies of both Scottie AND Hexane with his now-dented steel chair�..until Johnson gets back into the ring! Then, when Johnson is back in, Dave throws the mangled chair out of the ring, and points down at both Hexane and PP7, and then points to the back as well��Johnson goes to work on the fallen Hexane, and a few moments after Dudley pointed to the back, out comes the goon squad!
Lawler: OH boy, the cavalry has arrived! These guys are royally f*ucked now!
Carter Wilson, Supa Sky and Simeon immerge from the back, and come rushing down to the ring! Each man slides head first into the ring, and the three of them join Johnson in laying a beating on the fallen and unmoving Scottie PP7 and Hexane! Johnson and Simeon team up on Hexane, as Carter Wilson and Sky beat the living hell out of the fallen PP7.
JR: DAMNIT! DAMNIT, EVERY MEMBER OF SCOTTIE�S RANKS HAS BEEN BEATEN DOWN HERE TONIGHT! THIS IS COMPLETE MAYHEM! LOOK AT DUDLEY, HE�S JUST WATCHING AND GRINNING! THAT SICK SON OF A BITCH!
L-Mo: !!!!!!!!!!
Dudley is indeed just watching�.and as the beatdown continues, he just calmly heads out of the ring and begins to slowly walk backwards up the ramp, continuing to enjoy the beatdown in the ring
JR: What the hell? Dudley is just leaving this brawl in the ring?
The camera follows Dudley up the ramp, and through the curtains, to the backstage area. He speaks, while he's walking.
Dave Dudley: Yes! I'm a friggin genius. And if only I had run my errands earlier, I could stay and beat some ass. But I have to make it before the tailor closes...now where is my car?
Dave goes to the inner parking lot inside arena, where we see the demolished limo from before.
Dave Dudley: Haha, that was a nice piece of work.
Dave walks to his car, a 02 Jetta, and starts to unlock the door, but he drops the keys.
As he bends down to pick them up, a man dressed in a black power suit, with an arm cast and a leg cast, attacks Dave from behind, breaking a crutch over his back!
The man's face is away from the camera the entire time, as he wobbily stomps on Dave. Suddenly, Seamus O'Hagan comes from off camera, and pounds at Dave with a steel chair!
Seamus picks Dave up and SLAMS HIM THROUGH THE WINDOW OF THE CAR!!!!
Seamus backs into the cameraman,knocking the camera down. All we see is their feet, as they walk off camera...
JR: What in Gods name- Dudley was just attacked! By Seamus O'Hagan and...somebody...who was it?? And we've got total chaos in the ring! We're out of time, for Jerry Lawler and James Lmo, this is Jim Ross, see you later!
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