Post by O'Malley on Apr 18, 2011 7:43:01 GMT -6
The scene opens in the cab of a stolen rental car in the midst of what seems to be an argument between Seamus and Murdoch
Seamus: Who taught you to drive, you ignorant ass? What gear are you in anyhow?
Murdoch: Gear?
Smoke begins to bellow from under the hood of the car. Seamus notices a wheel rolling across the road in the passenger side mirror as the car begins to fish-tail across the road before finally screeching to a hault against the barrier running alongside the highway.
Murdoch(looking innocently at Seamus): ...like I know anything about drivin'
Seamus:(shakes head) Why do I continue to allow you to put us behind schedule? We've only three or four hours left to make it to the venue to ensure we're allowed to compete in the rumble. Stop fuckin' around!! punches Murdoch in the face
Murdoch: Well if you can do such a better job, then do it!! punches Seamus in the face
Seamus: Oh, I would if you hadn't wrecked yet ANOTHER car!!
The two continue exchanging insults and blows to the face for five or so minutes before they notice that a police cruiser has pulled up behind their vehicle and the officer driving the cruiser is standing just outside their car watching them quarrel...
Murdoch: Oh, er, g'day officer!! What brings your smelly ass to our part of town?
Officer: What's that son?!? You mind repeatin' that for me just one time?
Murdoch: Sorry for the confusion, officer. Just curious as to way a faggot ass pig such as yourself would be standin' outside our car watchin' us fight. You queer for us, mate?
Seamus: Not again...
Officer: Soooo...I guess I got me a couple of smart-ass Scots in my town, eh? Lemme show you how we deal with you bastards where I come from...
Seamus: Wait, did you just call me a Scot?!?
Murdoch: Not again...
Seamus, blind with rage, jumps through the shattered windshield of the car and begins to pummel the cop. Murdoch (still naked) opens the driver's side door, steps out of the car, and calmly walks toward Seamus and the cop.
Murdoch: Seamus...SEAMUS, he's unconscious...You can stop now.
Seamus: Right...(picks himself up off of the bleeding police officer) So let's get to that rumble, then.
Murdoch:(looks at the now abandoned police cruiser) Looks like we'll be arrivin' in style, eh?
Seamus: Aye, looks as though we will be...
The duo climb into the police cruiser and get back on the highway.
A few hours pass as they pull up to what appears to be an events center.
Seamus: This looks like the place. Wake up, ya big oaf...punches Murdoch in the kidney
Murdoch: Baaaah!!! Wh...what's goin on? Where's my goat? Ahh, musta been a dream...such a good dream...
Seamus: Not even gonna ask...So, here we are. The rumble is takin place here tonight!!! We made it.
Murdoch: You think I'll have to wear clothes?
Seamus: I don't remember that bein a requirement, but it would be great if you would...(to himself)Finally made it...Time to show them all that it should've been ME all those years, not him. I should've been the one to get the glory and the gold. Instead, I only got heartbreak and years of resentment to show for it. It's my time now...I'm comin for you.
The two exit the stolen police cruiser and head inside...fade to black
Seamus: Who taught you to drive, you ignorant ass? What gear are you in anyhow?
Murdoch: Gear?
Smoke begins to bellow from under the hood of the car. Seamus notices a wheel rolling across the road in the passenger side mirror as the car begins to fish-tail across the road before finally screeching to a hault against the barrier running alongside the highway.
Murdoch(looking innocently at Seamus): ...like I know anything about drivin'
Seamus:(shakes head) Why do I continue to allow you to put us behind schedule? We've only three or four hours left to make it to the venue to ensure we're allowed to compete in the rumble. Stop fuckin' around!! punches Murdoch in the face
Murdoch: Well if you can do such a better job, then do it!! punches Seamus in the face
Seamus: Oh, I would if you hadn't wrecked yet ANOTHER car!!
The two continue exchanging insults and blows to the face for five or so minutes before they notice that a police cruiser has pulled up behind their vehicle and the officer driving the cruiser is standing just outside their car watching them quarrel...
Murdoch: Oh, er, g'day officer!! What brings your smelly ass to our part of town?
Officer: What's that son?!? You mind repeatin' that for me just one time?
Murdoch: Sorry for the confusion, officer. Just curious as to way a faggot ass pig such as yourself would be standin' outside our car watchin' us fight. You queer for us, mate?
Seamus: Not again...
Officer: Soooo...I guess I got me a couple of smart-ass Scots in my town, eh? Lemme show you how we deal with you bastards where I come from...
Seamus: Wait, did you just call me a Scot?!?
Murdoch: Not again...
Seamus, blind with rage, jumps through the shattered windshield of the car and begins to pummel the cop. Murdoch (still naked) opens the driver's side door, steps out of the car, and calmly walks toward Seamus and the cop.
Murdoch: Seamus...SEAMUS, he's unconscious...You can stop now.
Seamus: Right...(picks himself up off of the bleeding police officer) So let's get to that rumble, then.
Murdoch:(looks at the now abandoned police cruiser) Looks like we'll be arrivin' in style, eh?
Seamus: Aye, looks as though we will be...
The duo climb into the police cruiser and get back on the highway.
A few hours pass as they pull up to what appears to be an events center.
Seamus: This looks like the place. Wake up, ya big oaf...punches Murdoch in the kidney
Murdoch: Baaaah!!! Wh...what's goin on? Where's my goat? Ahh, musta been a dream...such a good dream...
Seamus: Not even gonna ask...So, here we are. The rumble is takin place here tonight!!! We made it.
Murdoch: You think I'll have to wear clothes?
Seamus: I don't remember that bein a requirement, but it would be great if you would...(to himself)Finally made it...Time to show them all that it should've been ME all those years, not him. I should've been the one to get the glory and the gold. Instead, I only got heartbreak and years of resentment to show for it. It's my time now...I'm comin for you.
The two exit the stolen police cruiser and head inside...fade to black