Post by Dave Dangerously on May 18, 2008 0:26:17 GMT -6
"Spit" by Kittie plays...
In 1 country...
In one language...
Concocted by a brew of evil thing such as cat tails and wart hairs...
To about 15 homes or less...
You thought AUSTIN needed a break!
The ICW.
The worldwide PINNACLE in sports-entertainment.
It was Inferno, from the sold out wherever, in the lovely that one town.
Due to programming difficulties caused by laziness and an overall general malaise, Inferno is presented to you in this recap form, 5 days late.
The show started with a bang:
Andrew Leigh(c)
vs.
Carter Wilson
TransContinental Title
IT was a great match. Too bad you cant read the whole thing. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!
Carter starts the match out taking it to Leigh, using the strap to his advantage by choking him, using it as a whip, etc. Carter locks in his submisssion finisher, but Leigh is able to break free. The momentum then shifts into Leigh's favor, as he takes it to Carter with a flurry of counter attacks, and eventually lands a wicked Decal Brainbuster onto a chair. Then, as Leigh seems poised to finish Carter off, someone runs out from the back.....it's former EWA and LWN wrestler, The ICE!
The Ice does a number on Leigh.....but before he can finish him off and get Carter the TC Title, out comes.... DAN HAMPTON, who has a lead pipe he probably stole from some dumpster on Long Island, and he takes out the much larger Ice's knees, and then clocks Carter Wilson with the thing, and sets Leigh up...and Leigh gets the 1...2...3, to retain the TC Title! Hampton apparently turned his back on Dudley, and is now aligned with Scottie, as he helps Leigh out of the ring and the two walk to the back together.
Winner, and still TC Champion, Andrew Leigh
Dave Dudley came out and announced that the ICW Champion Hexane was indefinetly injured, due to the actions on the last Mayhem.
So, he announced that the ICW Title was now vacant, and the winner of tonight's main event battle royal would be the new world champion.
10 man Battle Royal for ICW Title
Dave Dudley
vs.
Jeff Watson
vs.
Simeon
vs.
Supa Sky
vs.
Kayfabe
vs.
ScottiePP7
vs.
Seamus O'Hagan
vs.
Joseph Johnson
vs.
Mystery Man
vs.
Mystery Man 2
The match started with the first entrant, Seamus O'Hagan.
Then, came Simeon, representing camp Dudley.
Seamus immediately got hardcore, taking it to Simeon with weapons and @#%$, they fought on the outside, putting on a real good show.
Then, out came ScottiePP7, the next entrant.
They double teamed Simeon for a good solid 2 minutes, as that was the interval between entrants.
Then out came the 4th man, Joseph Johnson.
They triple teamed Simeon, and ended up throwing him over the top rope head first through the North American announce table, right into JR's lap.
Eliminated, Simeon
Simeon was carried out on a stretcher as we awaited the next entrant...
... Jeff Watson! Watson hit the ring, and went to work on all three men, almost eliminating Joseph Johnson.
But it wasnt enough, as Scottie's side showed their dominance, triple teaming Watson.
after 2 minutes, out came The Hardcore Icon Dave Dudley, carrying his own trashcan full of weapons.
He hits the ring, and throws a trash can straight into Scottie's face.
He then hits Joe Johnson with a kendo stick, before hitting Seamus with a chair.
He doesnt go down!!
Dave kicks Seamus in the testicle region and delivers a 4D!!!! THE DAVE DUDLEY DEATH DROP!!!, Seamus bounces up, and Dave clotheslines him over the top rope!
Eliminated, Seamus O'Hagan
Dave then turns his attention to Scottie, spearing him, as they rumble on the mat, as Watson and Johnson exchange blows, as the next entrant comes out...
DAN HAMPTON!, he joined Scottie's faction earlier, he comes out and immediately goes after Dudley. He tosses Dudley through the 2nd rope, as then Watson gets triple teamed once again.
Watson fights off the three men as best he can, until the next man comes out!
Kayfabe! He enters the ring and starts to pound away on ScottiePP7 as Dudley reenters the ring, and goes after Hampton.
The timer counts down, and out comes SUPA SKY! All of Dudley's faction is here now.
Supa Sky and Kayfabe both team up to Eliminate ScottiePP7 from the fray, double clotheslining him over the top rope!
Eliminated, ScottiePP7
Kayfabe and Sky then go after Hampton, who is busy on Dudley.
Meanwhile, Watson is still fighting with Johnson, heavily.
Hampton manages charges at Sky, to clothesline him, but Sky ducks and hits Kayfabe, sending him over the top rope!
Eliminated, Kayfabe
Sky turns around, and flips over Hampton, who is leaning over the ropes after the brutal clothesline on Kayfabe.
Eliminated, Dan Hampton
Meanwhile, the buzzer goes off, and the lights dim, and we see the man we've seen the past few weeks, the man dressed in black wearing the casts and braces...but this time he's wearing a mask.
He runs down to the ring, but doesnt get in, instead he stands in front of the announce position looking in.
Dudley leans over the top rope, taunting him, as Sky and Watson double team Johnson in the middle of the ring.
Dan Hampton comes from around the ring and cracks a leaning over Dudley in the head with a chair! The mystery man pulls Dudley over the top rope, from the outside.
Eliminated, Dave Dudley
Then, ScottiePP7 and Seamus O'Hagan rejoin the fray, as they and Hampton all stomp away on Dudley and roll him onto the Spanish-That's Spain, not Mexico-announce table.
The mystery man joins Dudley on the table, hooks him up, and delivers a PEDIGREE THROUGH THE TABLE!!! the table explodes, Dudley is out.
The PP7 three taunt and laugh at Dudley, as the man unmasks...
its...
HEALIUS!!! IT'S HEALIUS!!!!
Healius shakes' Scottie's hand, and hobbles into the ring.
Meanwhile, after a missed clothesline, Johnson turns around into a Jeff Watson superkick, sending Joe over the top rope!
Eliminated, Joseph Johnson
Healius poses in the ring, looking down at Dudley, as the fans boo. He limps around, due to the leg brace/cast.
Watson and Sky look at each other, and charge at Healius, who turns around just in time to be clotheslined over the top rope!!!
Eliminated, Healius
The fans go nuts, as Watson yells at Healius, and notices Dudley out cold.
Sky stands there and observes, and he lifts Watson from the back and tosses him over the top rope!!!!
Eliminated, Jeff Watson
The fans go crazy, and we have a new ICW Champion!!!
Winner, and NEW ICW World Heavyweight Champion, Supa Sky
Watson disputes, as Scottie's men and Healius walk to the back, celebrating their victory of taking out Dudley, and Simeon, for that matter.
Watson goes to check on Dudley, as do Carter Wilson, and Kayfabe.
Meanwhile, Sky celebrates in the ring with his new ICW World Title.
Dudley is unconcious, as we cut from Scottie and his camp including Andrew Leigh celebrate on the ramp, to a shot of Sky looking down at the fallen Dudley, and the celebrating PP7...and as the new ICW champ, he stands in between them both.
Where do we go from here? FIND OUT, THIS THURSDAY as ICW brings to you REAL Thursday Inferno.
End transmission
In 1 country...
In one language...
Concocted by a brew of evil thing such as cat tails and wart hairs...
To about 15 homes or less...
You thought AUSTIN needed a break!
The ICW.
The worldwide PINNACLE in sports-entertainment.
It was Inferno, from the sold out wherever, in the lovely that one town.
Due to programming difficulties caused by laziness and an overall general malaise, Inferno is presented to you in this recap form, 5 days late.
The show started with a bang:
Andrew Leigh(c)
vs.
Carter Wilson
TransContinental Title
IT was a great match. Too bad you cant read the whole thing. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!
Carter starts the match out taking it to Leigh, using the strap to his advantage by choking him, using it as a whip, etc. Carter locks in his submisssion finisher, but Leigh is able to break free. The momentum then shifts into Leigh's favor, as he takes it to Carter with a flurry of counter attacks, and eventually lands a wicked Decal Brainbuster onto a chair. Then, as Leigh seems poised to finish Carter off, someone runs out from the back.....it's former EWA and LWN wrestler, The ICE!
The Ice does a number on Leigh.....but before he can finish him off and get Carter the TC Title, out comes.... DAN HAMPTON, who has a lead pipe he probably stole from some dumpster on Long Island, and he takes out the much larger Ice's knees, and then clocks Carter Wilson with the thing, and sets Leigh up...and Leigh gets the 1...2...3, to retain the TC Title! Hampton apparently turned his back on Dudley, and is now aligned with Scottie, as he helps Leigh out of the ring and the two walk to the back together.
Winner, and still TC Champion, Andrew Leigh
Dave Dudley came out and announced that the ICW Champion Hexane was indefinetly injured, due to the actions on the last Mayhem.
So, he announced that the ICW Title was now vacant, and the winner of tonight's main event battle royal would be the new world champion.
10 man Battle Royal for ICW Title
Dave Dudley
vs.
Jeff Watson
vs.
Simeon
vs.
Supa Sky
vs.
Kayfabe
vs.
ScottiePP7
vs.
Seamus O'Hagan
vs.
Joseph Johnson
vs.
Mystery Man
vs.
Mystery Man 2
The match started with the first entrant, Seamus O'Hagan.
Then, came Simeon, representing camp Dudley.
Seamus immediately got hardcore, taking it to Simeon with weapons and @#%$, they fought on the outside, putting on a real good show.
Then, out came ScottiePP7, the next entrant.
They double teamed Simeon for a good solid 2 minutes, as that was the interval between entrants.
Then out came the 4th man, Joseph Johnson.
They triple teamed Simeon, and ended up throwing him over the top rope head first through the North American announce table, right into JR's lap.
Eliminated, Simeon
Simeon was carried out on a stretcher as we awaited the next entrant...
... Jeff Watson! Watson hit the ring, and went to work on all three men, almost eliminating Joseph Johnson.
But it wasnt enough, as Scottie's side showed their dominance, triple teaming Watson.
after 2 minutes, out came The Hardcore Icon Dave Dudley, carrying his own trashcan full of weapons.
He hits the ring, and throws a trash can straight into Scottie's face.
He then hits Joe Johnson with a kendo stick, before hitting Seamus with a chair.
He doesnt go down!!
Dave kicks Seamus in the testicle region and delivers a 4D!!!! THE DAVE DUDLEY DEATH DROP!!!, Seamus bounces up, and Dave clotheslines him over the top rope!
Eliminated, Seamus O'Hagan
Dave then turns his attention to Scottie, spearing him, as they rumble on the mat, as Watson and Johnson exchange blows, as the next entrant comes out...
DAN HAMPTON!, he joined Scottie's faction earlier, he comes out and immediately goes after Dudley. He tosses Dudley through the 2nd rope, as then Watson gets triple teamed once again.
Watson fights off the three men as best he can, until the next man comes out!
Kayfabe! He enters the ring and starts to pound away on ScottiePP7 as Dudley reenters the ring, and goes after Hampton.
The timer counts down, and out comes SUPA SKY! All of Dudley's faction is here now.
Supa Sky and Kayfabe both team up to Eliminate ScottiePP7 from the fray, double clotheslining him over the top rope!
Eliminated, ScottiePP7
Kayfabe and Sky then go after Hampton, who is busy on Dudley.
Meanwhile, Watson is still fighting with Johnson, heavily.
Hampton manages charges at Sky, to clothesline him, but Sky ducks and hits Kayfabe, sending him over the top rope!
Eliminated, Kayfabe
Sky turns around, and flips over Hampton, who is leaning over the ropes after the brutal clothesline on Kayfabe.
Eliminated, Dan Hampton
Meanwhile, the buzzer goes off, and the lights dim, and we see the man we've seen the past few weeks, the man dressed in black wearing the casts and braces...but this time he's wearing a mask.
He runs down to the ring, but doesnt get in, instead he stands in front of the announce position looking in.
Dudley leans over the top rope, taunting him, as Sky and Watson double team Johnson in the middle of the ring.
Dan Hampton comes from around the ring and cracks a leaning over Dudley in the head with a chair! The mystery man pulls Dudley over the top rope, from the outside.
Eliminated, Dave Dudley
Then, ScottiePP7 and Seamus O'Hagan rejoin the fray, as they and Hampton all stomp away on Dudley and roll him onto the Spanish-That's Spain, not Mexico-announce table.
The mystery man joins Dudley on the table, hooks him up, and delivers a PEDIGREE THROUGH THE TABLE!!! the table explodes, Dudley is out.
The PP7 three taunt and laugh at Dudley, as the man unmasks...
its...
HEALIUS!!! IT'S HEALIUS!!!!
Healius shakes' Scottie's hand, and hobbles into the ring.
Meanwhile, after a missed clothesline, Johnson turns around into a Jeff Watson superkick, sending Joe over the top rope!
Eliminated, Joseph Johnson
Healius poses in the ring, looking down at Dudley, as the fans boo. He limps around, due to the leg brace/cast.
Watson and Sky look at each other, and charge at Healius, who turns around just in time to be clotheslined over the top rope!!!
Eliminated, Healius
The fans go nuts, as Watson yells at Healius, and notices Dudley out cold.
Sky stands there and observes, and he lifts Watson from the back and tosses him over the top rope!!!!
Eliminated, Jeff Watson
The fans go crazy, and we have a new ICW Champion!!!
Winner, and NEW ICW World Heavyweight Champion, Supa Sky
Watson disputes, as Scottie's men and Healius walk to the back, celebrating their victory of taking out Dudley, and Simeon, for that matter.
Watson goes to check on Dudley, as do Carter Wilson, and Kayfabe.
Meanwhile, Sky celebrates in the ring with his new ICW World Title.
Dudley is unconcious, as we cut from Scottie and his camp including Andrew Leigh celebrate on the ramp, to a shot of Sky looking down at the fallen Dudley, and the celebrating PP7...and as the new ICW champ, he stands in between them both.
Where do we go from here? FIND OUT, THIS THURSDAY as ICW brings to you REAL Thursday Inferno.
End transmission