Post by O'Malley on Apr 25, 2011 9:14:29 GMT -6
The cameras fade in as the IRA walk into their shared dressing room at the Mayhem venue in Seattle, Washington
Murdoch: So tonight's the night!!(takes a long, drawn out drink off of a bottle of whiskey) I can't wait to see Harrison and Ox destroy each other. Then, inside that Insanity cell, I'm gonna fuck..errr...kill 'em both!!
Seamus: Have you been with ANOTHER goat?
Murdoch: What? Who told you? You watchin me in the shower?
Seamus:(shakes head) No, asshole. You were dreaming about it on the ride here...plus, I know goat's milk when I smell it...
Murdoch: Hey, it's no crime for a man to love his goat.
Seamus: True, but I'm sure its not normal to love one the way YOU do. Nevermind all that...its time to focus, old friend. We've once again gotten our chance to shine. I suggest we capitaize on it this time.
Murdoch: Oh, we will, mate. This is OUR time. None of these old washed up, has-beens can go head to head with either of us, much less match up to the two of us together. We've nothin to worry about.
Seamus: While I do agree that NO ONE, much less anyone we'll come across in ICW, can match up to us, I'm not ready to count out our competitors just yet. After all, they've given us only a small sample of what they're capable of doing. I made the mistake of turnin my back once, it won't happen again...
Murdoch: What of this man "The Ox?" I know you saw his last promo. How he said you can't stop talkin about him. I'd watch out mate, I believe he wants to fuck ya!!
Seamus:(shakes head and looks down in disbelief) Always about ass sex with you Scots...you're all the same. Did you ever stop to think that he's just trying to get under my skin? He thinks he can get to me...make me squirm. I've seen his type before. One of those guys who USED TO have it all. The power, money, fame...glory. No more. He's proved he can't stand up to me, much less the two of us. When we're all locked inside that cage...we'll see who comes out victorious.
The duo drift off into idle conversation in the locker room for quite some time. Suddenly, an announcement comes over the speakers of the venue...
Voice in speaker: Attention all participants in tonights ICW event. The show will be beginning shorty, everyone should begin their final preparations...
Seamus: Guess that's our cue, ol' chap. Let's go cause some chaos. What'd ya say?
Murdoch: Chaos is my middle name, mate. Harrison and Ox will never know what hit 'em...
The camera fades to black as the IRA finish getting ready for the upcoming event...
Murdoch: So tonight's the night!!(takes a long, drawn out drink off of a bottle of whiskey) I can't wait to see Harrison and Ox destroy each other. Then, inside that Insanity cell, I'm gonna fuck..errr...kill 'em both!!
Seamus: Have you been with ANOTHER goat?
Murdoch: What? Who told you? You watchin me in the shower?
Seamus:(shakes head) No, asshole. You were dreaming about it on the ride here...plus, I know goat's milk when I smell it...
Murdoch: Hey, it's no crime for a man to love his goat.
Seamus: True, but I'm sure its not normal to love one the way YOU do. Nevermind all that...its time to focus, old friend. We've once again gotten our chance to shine. I suggest we capitaize on it this time.
Murdoch: Oh, we will, mate. This is OUR time. None of these old washed up, has-beens can go head to head with either of us, much less match up to the two of us together. We've nothin to worry about.
Seamus: While I do agree that NO ONE, much less anyone we'll come across in ICW, can match up to us, I'm not ready to count out our competitors just yet. After all, they've given us only a small sample of what they're capable of doing. I made the mistake of turnin my back once, it won't happen again...
Murdoch: What of this man "The Ox?" I know you saw his last promo. How he said you can't stop talkin about him. I'd watch out mate, I believe he wants to fuck ya!!
Seamus:(shakes head and looks down in disbelief) Always about ass sex with you Scots...you're all the same. Did you ever stop to think that he's just trying to get under my skin? He thinks he can get to me...make me squirm. I've seen his type before. One of those guys who USED TO have it all. The power, money, fame...glory. No more. He's proved he can't stand up to me, much less the two of us. When we're all locked inside that cage...we'll see who comes out victorious.
The duo drift off into idle conversation in the locker room for quite some time. Suddenly, an announcement comes over the speakers of the venue...
Voice in speaker: Attention all participants in tonights ICW event. The show will be beginning shorty, everyone should begin their final preparations...
Seamus: Guess that's our cue, ol' chap. Let's go cause some chaos. What'd ya say?
Murdoch: Chaos is my middle name, mate. Harrison and Ox will never know what hit 'em...
The camera fades to black as the IRA finish getting ready for the upcoming event...