Post by Murdoch on May 1, 2011 21:58:15 GMT -6
The cameras fade in as murdoch and o'malley start to come to in the dressing room
Murodch: what the fuck happend last night? and why does my eye fucking hurt?
O'Malley: God damnnn it man my head reeming! and i feel like i gotta take a shit my stomach hurts so bad! did you bring your goat up here or something? i feel like it kicked me in the gut or something!
O'Malley looks @ Murdoch, and rips a huge ass loud fucking fart
O'Malley: nope just beer farts!! and what the fuck happend to your eye mate? you got your ass a nice shiner!
Murdoch pulls himself off the sofa and looks in the mirror
Murdoch: Holy fuck man your right! and look at all these beer bottles! we have a party or something? what happend?
Murdoch and O'Malley look around the locker room for any signs of what happend to them last night. Than the finally notice a tv and vcr w a note attateched to it.
Murodch: Its from ¡Viva Los Conquistadors!. they wrote: Hey IRA Essays! Watch dis VEEDIOO mangs! you guys are fawking wak homies!
O'Malley: Dont tell me we had a donkey show last night! Fuck it put in the video!
Murdoch and O'Malley watch the video tape and start laughin at each other as they got the drunk asses kicked, by each other!
O'Malley: HAAHAH o thats some good shit! i gave you the shiner and my gut only hurts cause of gas! i think we did more damage to ourslves than those pussies did to us!
Murdoch: I agree! i cant wait to get in the ring with them and beat the like i beat my goat when its being naughty!
O'malley shakes his head in disbelief
O'Malley: You and your damn goats! Get your head on straight we got more important shit to do than fuck your goats! We gotta get ready for our up comming matches! and also no ore drinking @ events!! well not that much anyways
Camera fades to black as O'Malley and Murdoch start drinking the rest of there beers!
Murodch: what the fuck happend last night? and why does my eye fucking hurt?
O'Malley: God damnnn it man my head reeming! and i feel like i gotta take a shit my stomach hurts so bad! did you bring your goat up here or something? i feel like it kicked me in the gut or something!
O'Malley looks @ Murdoch, and rips a huge ass loud fucking fart
O'Malley: nope just beer farts!! and what the fuck happend to your eye mate? you got your ass a nice shiner!
Murdoch pulls himself off the sofa and looks in the mirror
Murdoch: Holy fuck man your right! and look at all these beer bottles! we have a party or something? what happend?
Murdoch and O'Malley look around the locker room for any signs of what happend to them last night. Than the finally notice a tv and vcr w a note attateched to it.
Murodch: Its from ¡Viva Los Conquistadors!. they wrote: Hey IRA Essays! Watch dis VEEDIOO mangs! you guys are fawking wak homies!
O'Malley: Dont tell me we had a donkey show last night! Fuck it put in the video!
Murdoch and O'Malley watch the video tape and start laughin at each other as they got the drunk asses kicked, by each other!
O'Malley: HAAHAH o thats some good shit! i gave you the shiner and my gut only hurts cause of gas! i think we did more damage to ourslves than those pussies did to us!
Murdoch: I agree! i cant wait to get in the ring with them and beat the like i beat my goat when its being naughty!
O'malley shakes his head in disbelief
O'Malley: You and your damn goats! Get your head on straight we got more important shit to do than fuck your goats! We gotta get ready for our up comming matches! and also no ore drinking @ events!! well not that much anyways
Camera fades to black as O'Malley and Murdoch start drinking the rest of there beers!