Post by Johnny Q Public on May 3, 2011 7:48:57 GMT -6
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Suns Gone Dim--Johann Johannsson
Fade in on Massive Monday night, the match between The Ox and Tommy is reaching it's Apex. Johnny Q Public stands in the back watching it on a monitor
Johnny: Damn, I didn't know Ox had any gas left in his tank, it should make Death and Taxes interesting.
Johnny Q watches when the unthinkable happens. The lights go out and when they are back up Tommy is laid out The Ox makes the cover and wins
Backstage erupts in chaos, people are scrambling, shouts of What The Fuck just happened are heard. Johnny Q simply stares at the monitor a look of concentration on his face.
Some random backstage guy, you know how they always seem to be around at the most opportune times walks up to Johnny and tries to get a quote from him.
Random Guy: Johnny what do you think?
Johnny Q: I don't know there is something awfully familiar about this style.
Fade out
Fade in.ICW headquarters Johnny watching The Ox cut his promo.
music change
Head Like A Hole by NIN
The Ox ends his promo by disgracing the ICW title. Johnny a look of fire in his eyes begins to speak with a quiet measured intensity.
Johnny: Ox, for a puerest you certainly are the ultimate opportunist. A true fighter would have stopped the match and allowed Tommy time to recover. However due to your massive ego you took the chance to get a cheap hollow victory. Just like your laughable excuse for a fed, it's hollow, empty. But enough about your "win." Brian, lets talk about your actions.
Johnny begins walking to the ICW COO's office. The camera follows him. He continues speaking.
Johnny: You have disgraced ICW. You took the thing I cheerish the most and burned it. But wait, you say turnabout is fair play. Ahh but you see when we turned your title into a toilet. Your fed was a laugh, a lark, a place full of jobbers to the stars. Let's take stock of your fed, you had silly people like Andrew Attitude, and a slew of Ric Flair, Taz, and Bret Hart clones in your fed, hell son you let Phil Flate book. What the fuck were you thinking? So hell yea Dudley and I made a joke of your fed because that's what it was.
So you turned the circumstances and did a turnabout. Good on you. You one upped us. However boy, you made a mistake.
Your focusing on Dave, when you need to focus on the danger right in front of you.
Me.
You took the thing I love most and defecated on it. Ox, come Death and Taxes you will be called to answer for your crimes. You will leave the ring, bruised, battered, beaten. You will truly become a lark, a has been, a never was, like your fed before you you will become ashes.
Johnny stops, opens the door, and hears a voice say Johnny, thanks for coming.
fade out
Suns Gone Dim--Johann Johannsson
Fade in on Massive Monday night, the match between The Ox and Tommy is reaching it's Apex. Johnny Q Public stands in the back watching it on a monitor
Johnny: Damn, I didn't know Ox had any gas left in his tank, it should make Death and Taxes interesting.
Johnny Q watches when the unthinkable happens. The lights go out and when they are back up Tommy is laid out The Ox makes the cover and wins
Backstage erupts in chaos, people are scrambling, shouts of What The Fuck just happened are heard. Johnny Q simply stares at the monitor a look of concentration on his face.
Some random backstage guy, you know how they always seem to be around at the most opportune times walks up to Johnny and tries to get a quote from him.
Random Guy: Johnny what do you think?
Johnny Q: I don't know there is something awfully familiar about this style.
Fade out
Fade in.ICW headquarters Johnny watching The Ox cut his promo.
music change
Head Like A Hole by NIN
The Ox ends his promo by disgracing the ICW title. Johnny a look of fire in his eyes begins to speak with a quiet measured intensity.
Johnny: Ox, for a puerest you certainly are the ultimate opportunist. A true fighter would have stopped the match and allowed Tommy time to recover. However due to your massive ego you took the chance to get a cheap hollow victory. Just like your laughable excuse for a fed, it's hollow, empty. But enough about your "win." Brian, lets talk about your actions.
Johnny begins walking to the ICW COO's office. The camera follows him. He continues speaking.
Johnny: You have disgraced ICW. You took the thing I cheerish the most and burned it. But wait, you say turnabout is fair play. Ahh but you see when we turned your title into a toilet. Your fed was a laugh, a lark, a place full of jobbers to the stars. Let's take stock of your fed, you had silly people like Andrew Attitude, and a slew of Ric Flair, Taz, and Bret Hart clones in your fed, hell son you let Phil Flate book. What the fuck were you thinking? So hell yea Dudley and I made a joke of your fed because that's what it was.
So you turned the circumstances and did a turnabout. Good on you. You one upped us. However boy, you made a mistake.
Your focusing on Dave, when you need to focus on the danger right in front of you.
Me.
You took the thing I love most and defecated on it. Ox, come Death and Taxes you will be called to answer for your crimes. You will leave the ring, bruised, battered, beaten. You will truly become a lark, a has been, a never was, like your fed before you you will become ashes.
Johnny stops, opens the door, and hears a voice say Johnny, thanks for coming.
fade out