Post by Dave Dangerously on May 18, 2008 0:30:28 GMT -6
�Spit� by Kittie plays��..
In one language���
In one country����.
To, yes we�ve grown in numbers, 7 people���.
100% chock-full-o-Kallista jokes�.well, not really���
It�s ICW, which has rightfully reclaimed it�s spot atop e-wrestling���
STILL�..the Pinnacle, and stuff����
Cameras cut into the Hartford Civic Center, and some fancy-smancy pyrotechnics go off, as the raucous crowd starts going apes*hit, and what have you. The camera picks up some signs, such as:
"FREEZE, FLATSCAN"
"EFWO, YOU ARE GOING DOWN. DOWN DOWN DOWN. YOU ARE GOING DOWN."
"FLATE = VICTIM OF THE 4D."
"LINDA = VICTIM OF THE 4D."
"SCHLICKENMAIER = VICTIM OF THE 4D."
"JASON = VICTIM OF THE 4D."
"JOSH = VICTIM OF THE 4D."
"OXENREIDER = VICTIM OF THE 4D."
"TERRY = VICTIM OF PRISON SEX"
"DAVE CANT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE, HE'S TIRED, HE NEEDS TO BE RE-ENERGIZED. SOMEONE GRAB THE VODKA AND THE MOTOR OIL SHOTS, AND MEET DAVE AT HIS HOUSE. PARTY. WAIT, NO. PAR-TAY."
Then, the camera swings over to the announce table.
Jim Ross: Hello everybody and WELCOME to ICW Inferno!!!!! I�m Jim Ross, alongside Jerry Lawler.
Jerry �The King� Lawler: That�s right JR, and of course, as usual, we�re joined by, the one, the only, the incomparably retarded�..Emcee James L-Mo!
NOTE: There will be no Lmo rap this week. James Elmo has laryngitis. We at ICW apologize, and the Elmo Rap will return in its glory, next week.
Again, we aplogize, and EMMF.
Ross: Hey James.
James Emcee Elmo: Hey.
Lawler: Hey James.
James Emcee Elmo: Hey.
Rage Against The Machine�s �Snake Charmer� begins to play, and the Hartford crowd responds with a big-time face pop. The crowd continues to cheer, and the ovation grows as ICW World Champion Sky heads out into the arena. He stands on the stage, absorbing the ovation for a moment with the belt draped over his shoulder, and then turns around a bit to acknowledge the arrival of his fellow New York City-ites and current stable mates Dan Hampton, and TransContinental Title holder Andrew Leigh! Both guys step out onto the stage next to Sky for a moment, and then head into the ring.
JR: So here they are folks, possibly one of the most talented trios that wrestling has seen in quite some time. Sky, Andrew Leigh, and Dan Hampton each hold their own extraordinary legacy in wrestling, and their combined efforts have been nothing but a success!
Lawler: Yeah, but this is it for Sky JR, he�s packing up and leaving! This may very well be the last time he�s seen as ICW Champion, because Dave Dudley sure as hell is going to take that belt from him here tonight!
L-Mo: Werd, Dave Dudley, reprahsent.
JR: That�s right, Sky has confirmed that this will be his last match one way or another, win or lose, and that he�s decided his resume in wrestling has been completed with the victory and defense of that ICW Title!
Lawler: And tonight he gets his chance to lose the belt, once and for all, to the most dangerous man in wrestling!
L-Mo: Werd, Hoyakillah iz up in herre yo?
Lawler: No not that overrated geek, you idiot, Dave Dudley!
JR: Regardless, it�s apparent Sky and his team mates have some things to say!
Camera focuses in on Sky, who has a microphone in hand, and then turns a bit to show the nearby Andrew Leigh and Dan Hampton, who will be a part of an extremely important Triple Threat match coming up shortly, chatting in the corner amongst themselves. Meanwhile, Sky addresses his adoring fans:
Sky: So�this is it for me, my last night in ICW, or any other wrestling company for that matter.. Crowd booooooos�..I know people want me to stay, because I�m just that damn cool, but I can�t anymore. I mean, why bother? Crowd starts chanting �STAY, SKY, STAY! STAY, SKY, STAY!���I�ve accomplished everything I set out to do, win the belt, drink, pick up lots of girls, kick people�s asses�..I�ve done it all. And tonight, I get to beat Dave Dudley�s ass in the same match we originally met in, in which he actually beat me, the dork Crowd booooooos again, mostly because it�s Dave Dudley, and no one likes him, especially not Jeff Watson�..when I put Dave Dudley through the center of this ring, 6-feet underground, it will mark not only his defeat, but the burial of my career, which isn�t a bad thing.
JR: It�s really a shame to see him go, he�s been around the business for so long, you take someone like him for granted.
Lawler: Eh, no one will notice, by next week everyone will have forgotten the guy!
JR: Hardly King, he was a founder of EWA, a rising talent when LWN still existed, and an absolute standout lately here in ICW! I don�t think people forget someone like that!
L-Mo:�.*sniff sniff*�.werd yo, dey all fogot me, end I STARTED ICW!
Lawler: Well, that�s because you suck even MORE then Sky, dingus.
JR: That much is certain.
Sky: I know you guys are sad to see me go, and I know my two partners in crime over here Pointing to Leigh and Hampton, leaning on the ring ropes behind Sky immersed in their own conversation, which seems to be a heated one��..wait, what the hell? Pay attention, dickweeds. Leigh and Hampton stop talking, and come to attention and focus on Sky, as he continues�..anyway, I know my two partners will miss me. But, to make up for that, I plan on leaving them with some bad-ass parting gifts, almost as good as the types of things you win on The Price is Right! Crowd pops, for the sake of popping
JR: A nice gesture by Sky, Leigh and Hampton definitely will be weakened by Sky�s departure, but I think even just the two of them is a real force to be reckoned with in ICW!
Lawler: Who are you kidding, two or three, it doesn�t matter, they�re absolutely no match for someone like Dave Dudley! I think he proved that at Power Struggle, when he SINGLE HANDEDLY dismantled ScottiePP7 and his ENTIRE crew!
JR: Well that�s a little exaggerating, but Dudley did accomplish his goal of uniting power solely behind him, that�s for damn sure.
Sky:�.My parting gifts�first, to Dan Hampton, I leave my certificate�for a lifetime supply, of vodka, courtesy of Absolut�..it�s tough for me to give this up, but I figure, since I still get a royalties check every time someone utters a new variation of the word �indeed�, plus a check from EWA for founding the place, I can afford to buy my own liquor�..plus, you can make this reaches into his pocket, and hands over a folded up slip of paper to Dan Hampton, who grins, nods his head, and unfolds, then reads the certificate of lifetime vodka��even more useful then I did, you heavy-drinking band-destroying mothertrucker. Crowd pops, as Hampton shakes Sky�s hand, and folds up the certificate and puts it in his pocket.
Lawler: I thought Dan Hampton quit drinking? That drinking gimmick is so old and out-done anyway, the dumbass.
JR: Well regardless King, it�s a very nice gesture from Sky.
Sky: And, to one of my more recent acquaintances, but still a friend of mine�.Andrew Leigh, I leave my signed release and permission�..to the life of Charlton Heston. Meaning, he belongs to you now, my friend. Granted, he�s got Alzheimer�s, and he�s going to lose his mind soon, but he still has guns, lots of them. And he�s all yours, his run in my posse was coming to an end anyway, so I hope you can put his services to good work. Andrew shrugs his shoulders, considering, what the f*uck is he going to do with Charlton Heston anyway? Regardless, he shakes Sky�s hand as well.
Lawler: What the hell is Leigh going to do with Charlton Heston? Is he going to fill the void left by the lack of Joey Styles?!
JR: I don�t think anyone knows what you�re talking about, but, really, who cares what Leigh needs Charlton Heston for, it�s just a friendly move by the departing Sky, that�s all!
Sky: Anyway, I know Leigh and Dan want to have a few words, so I�ll say this�I gave them parting gifts, and I�ll give you folks one big gift as well tonight�.me absolutely destroying Dave Dudley in our match, and going out as an undefeated, unchallenged ICW Champion. I thank you very much.
Sky hands the microphone over to Leigh, and Sky goes and takes a step back, absorbing the huge pop that he�s receiving from the crowd. He looks around, as the crowd begins to chant �SU-PA SKY! SU-PA SKY! SU-PA SKY!�, and grins a little bit. Leigh waits till they quiet down, and goes on.
Andrew Leigh: With that said, Dave Dudley is f*ucking clown shoes. Crowd pop It�s definitely a set-back to lose someone like Sky, yeah. But that won�t stop me and Dan, because we�re going to accomplish what Scottie couldn�t do because he associated himself with faggots like Healius and El Bastarde. Me and Dan, with our talent and overall greatness, are going to wipe the floor of this place, starting with Dan-o winning the NYO Title tonight, Sky beating Dudley, and so on.
Leigh hands Hampton the microphone.
Dan Hampton: Yep, we�re totally the only good people left in this s*hit hole anyway. So, it�ll be easy pickings for us to just wreck Dudley. We�ll take him off his little high of winning full control of his company at the pay-per-view, by basically having open season, and going at his ass medieval style with a blowtorch and a pair of pliers. That is all.
Hampton throws down the microphone, and he, Leigh and Sky share a few words in the ring as �Snake Charmer� begins to play again. The three step out of the ring, and head to the back as the crowd continues to pop.
JR: Wow, strong, strong words from Dan Hampton and Andrew Leigh, I don�t think they�re all too happy about having to work under Dave Dudley!
Lawler: Well they better have a change of heart, because he�s THE boss from now on, and there isn�t anything they can do about it!
JR: When we come back folks, we�ll have both the TransContinental and Name Your Own Titles ON THE LINE! In a Triple Threat affair! Stay tuned!
Commercial Break:
EFWO Is Dead, Dave Dudley called it. Bong-diddly-ong.
commercial two:
Spamini: Dude...my little cousin was watching espn and they were showing President Bush and his wife on TV. He turned to me and asked "who is that, stevo?" I said, "That's the first lady!" He responded with "The first lady EVER!!??"
Spamini: i meant cspan
back to live action...
Cameras cut back from commercial, to a single shot of brand-new ICW NYO Title holder Kayfabe, in his wrestling gear, pacing around the area right outside the curtain that leads into the heart of the Hartford Civic Center (heart, Hartford, get it?!). He is pacing around, obviously getting psyched up for his upcoming match, when dork to the max Michael Cole walks over to him.
Michael Cole: Kayfabe, pointing the microphone in his direction can we have a few words about your upcoming match?
Kayfabe: Not breaking his concentration or pacing��Can�t��.you see��I�m busy.
Cole:�..well, you�re just pacing�..around.
Kayfabe stops dead in his tracks, and swivels around, and walks right up into Michael Cole�s face. They are basically nose to nose, and Cole is holding the microphone up and cowering back away from Kay, to avoid getting his ass beat yet again.
Kayfabe: If�.you weren�t so rude��I wouldn�t have to do that. Backs off a little bit, and cracks his neck and hops up and down a bit, boxer-style.
Cole: Well�..what are you thinking, with a shot to capture the TransContinental Tite along with your current NYO Title?
Kayfabe: I�m thinking how I�ll fit both title belts around my waist, that�s what I�m thinking, Michael. This match, it�s a complete pushover. A piece of pie.
Cole: Isn�t the saying usually �a piece of cake�?!?!
Kayfabe: Hesitant and clearly growing angry/fed up with Cole, like everyone else does�..WHAT��the HELL��does it MATTER WHAT THE SAYING USUALLY IS?!?!?!
Cole: Cowering in fear again, the @#%$.�..fair��enough. Any��thoughts�..about your competition?!
Kayfabe: Competition?!?! What competition?! The two guys I�m supposed to fight may be aligned, but EVEN if they try and double team me, I�m a superior wrestler and overall talent then either one of those idiots.
Cole: Did you decide a name for the Name Your Own Title?!
Kayfabe: Granted, the belt is definitely below my standards, I mean it came from a joke of a fed like the �MWF�, for one. Also, it doesn�t even HAVE A NAME! So, with that said, I�m not going to give it the honor of being named after a great state like Wisconsin, or a great city like Milwaukee, or a great substance of the earth like cheese or milk or any other dairy product�..
Cole: Well, what then?!?!
Kayfabe:�.Jesus�..CHRIST MICHAEL, give me a moment! Cole cowers in fear yet again, man this guy cowers a lot, because he�s a queer with frosted hair�dork�.I decided to name it The Barley and Hops Title�..not so much in honor of the fine grains that lead to the Godly alcohols that our earth has to offer�.but, in honor of the SINGLE most devastating move in wrestling today, and the one that WON ME this pathetic title belt�my Hops and Barley stunner.
Cole: Interesting.
Kayfabe: God damn right it�s interesting. Don�t give me that guff either Cole, or I�ll imbed an image of your FACE on this belt, tough guy.
Cole: Alright, take it easy, don�t hurt me! I�m a coward, damnit!
Kayfabe: Very true, anyway, I�ve got a match to you know, win, so if you�ll excuse me.
Cole: Alright�. Kayfabe walks off.�.Back to you guys, up at ringside!
Camera cuts to the ring, where the ring bell is heard tolling 3 times. After this, AFI�s �The Boy Who Destroyed The World� begins to play throughout the arena. The song plays, and Dan Hampton makes his way out, to a big face pop from the crowd. He walks down to the ring, looking around a little, and dives in head first.[/b]
JR: Welcome back folks, and we�re ready to get into our Triple Threat, that could very well see someone come away holding 2 out of the 3 ICW single�s belts!
Lawler: Yeah, and judging by the competition, it�ll probably be Kayfabe! Andrew Leigh has run his course as TC Champ, I mean, beating up on a dork like Carter Wilson for weeks doesn�t count, and now that he�s facing real competition, he�ll fold EFWO-style!
L-Mo: Werd, EFWO folded yo?
Lawler: Well, basically. Hell they might as well, we�re kicking their ass at this point, and we have like 5 fans.
JR: This much is true, but I don�t know how you can write off Andrew Leigh that easily. He, next to that damn Dave Dudley, was the most impressive wrestler at Power Struggle, beating Carter Wilson twice, and then putting him THROUGH the Hell In A Cell, and possibly ending his career!
Lawler: Like I said, it proves nothing, Carter Wilson is a joke. Regardless, the man to beat is coming out now�.
AC/DC�s, not the Hives�, version of �Back In Black� begins to play through the Civic Center, and the crowd reacts with a cascade of boooos as Kayfabe makes his way out, carrying the Hops and Barley Title in his left hand. He stops on the stage and absorbs the negative audience energy, and then�.takes off at full speed down the ramp, heading right for the ring and obviously right for Dan Hamp
JR: Apparently, Kayfabe wants him a piece of Dan Hampton, and right NOW!
Lawler: Dan Hampton better watch out, he�s about to catch a bigger beating then he gets when he tries to play his crappy music in front of drunken poser slut teenagers!
L-Mo: Werd�.Wickit is a rapper yo. He haz da mad phat beats, niggaz.
Lawler: Wickit is whiter then you, Jimmy, and he probably can�t even rap�.a GIFT! HAHAAH!
JR: Good one, King.
Anyway, Kayfabe still was running down the ramp, and now he�s already dove into the ring, and he�s tried to pull an ambush on the unsuspecting Dan Hampton! Hampton had his back turned, and he managed to absorb a vicious attack of right and left hands to the back of his head and actual back, causing him to double over on his hands and knees! Kayfabe, however, continues his attack, now kicking Hampton right in his exposed chest/stomach region, with authority! Hampton now rolls over onto his side, grabbing his midsection in pain, as Kayfabe backs off and continues the attack, rushing off the ropes, and propelling back to land a running knee to Hampton�s gut!
L-Mo: Werd dis guy is layin a Cheshire-style beatin yo, we beat down preppies and shyt lyk dis yo!
Lawler: That�s virtually impossible, since all of Cheshire is rich kids and dorks like you, so I doubt you beat anyone up, beyond slap fighting!
JR: Just where the hell is Andrew Leigh in all of this?! He�s supposed to be IN this match, and he�s nowhere to be seen!
Meanwhile, in the ring, Kayfabe continues to beat Hampton, as he lands a leg drop right on Hampton�s already-tender as a result of the pounding it�s taken from Kay. Kay then pulls Hampton off the mat, and lands a wicked gutbuster, sending Hampton down yet again, clutching at his stomach. Kay is ready to go back at things�when the camera cuts to the back�.
To a shot of a door, which is being pounded on from the inside, as can be heard via the camera. The door continues to be knocked on, and finally, it�s broken open hardcore, Jackie Chan style, as a padlock is seen going flying past the camera�s view. Out steps Andrew Leigh, looking pissed as hell with the TC Title strapped around his waist. He takes off in a full sprint, off camera.
JR: What the hell is that about?!? It looks like someone locked Andrew Leigh in his damn dressing room!
Lawler: Regardless, he�s on his way to the ring, to take his beating at the hands of Kayfabe!
Meanwhile, back at the Bat Cave�or the ring�Kayfabe puts Hampton up into a Fireman�s Carry�.holds him for a moment, and brings him crashing down with a Dean Malenko-esque gut buster, crushing Hampton�s stomach right across Kay�s knee! With Hampton down, Kayfabe decides to head over to the turnbuckle, and climb up onto the top rope!
JR: Kayfabe might be risking a bit too much here!
Lawler: Nonsense JR, he could put this match away if he connects, and retain his title belt!
Kay balances himself on the top rope a bit�� and the crowd starts to cheer big time as Andrew Leigh comes racing down the ramp way, at full speed, heading straight for the ring!!!!
L-Mo: Yo yo da Y-Tew-A in da hizzouse!
JR: My God, Kayfabe had better watch his back, Andrew Leigh is coming at him like a man possessed!
�.Kay is still trying to level himself out up top�.. and Leigh reaches ringside, hops up onto the apron, and rushes up behind Kayfabe�and pushes him off the top rope, sending him crashing hard onto the mat on his side, in a heap!
Lawler: Damn what a cheap shot, that Leigh cant even fight fair! Kayfabe got screwed there!
Leigh steps into the ring, meanwhile, and goes and continues to beat down on the fallen Kayfabe, landing a series of kicks to the fallen Kay. Then, he pulls Kay off the mat, and rushes at him�Leigh wraps his arm around Kay�s neck, and brings him crashing down on his back with sort of a wrap-around bulldog variation! Regardless, it crushes the back of Kay�s head on the mat pretty bad, and Leigh goes for a cover!
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2�����
No, as Dan Hampton rushes into the picture and pulls Leigh off Kayfabe!
Lawler: Well, I guess that Dan Hampton and Andrew Leigh alliance is crumbling a bit here! Hampton just kept Leigh from winning this thing!
JR: Hell, both these guys wouldn�t mind having that NYO Title, so I�m sure Hampton is just trying to win the match!
Lawler: Excuses, excuses, JR!
Leigh hops up, and is about to get in Hampton�s face, but before he can do this, Hampton grabs a hold of him and brings him crashing down with a wicked DDT! Leigh hits the mat hard head-first, as Hampton steps back and heads over to the still-fallen Kayfabe�.he pulls Kay off the mat, hooks him from behind and brings him crashing to the mat with a belly to back suplex�.which he keeps locked on right into a bridge for a pin!
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2����.
No! Kayfabe manages to get a shoulder up!
Lawler: Kayfabe is too good to just roll over and give up, looks like he might be catching a second wind or something.
JR: Same might be able to be said for Andrew Leigh, King, he�s recovered back to his feet as well, looks like ALL 3 men are still in this thing to win it!
L-Mo:[b/] Werd, dese guys be shyt yo, Team 4:20 culd beat dem silly yo.
Law Team 4:20 couldn�t be a team of paraplegics, so I don�t think they�ve got a damn shot against any type of trained professionals.
So Kayfabe kicks out, and Dan Hampton looks around in disgust, but he also gets blindsided�by Andrew Leigh, who pulls him off the mat, quickly shoots of the ropes, and once he returns to Hampton, brings Dan down hard to the mat with a swinging neckbreaker! Hampton feels the effects of the move for a moment, but then hops right back up to his feet�..and right into a two-handed choke hold from Andrew Leigh�.followed by Leigh tossing him back over his head and across the mat, causing Hampton to land hard on his back!
JR: Hampton and Leigh clearly putting their friendship aside for the moment to concentrate on winning some gold.
Lawler: That�s a nice way of putting it, JR! Just looks like these two guys are beating the piss out of each other for the hell of it!
Leigh is going to head towards Hampton, but he quickly reacts to an oncoming rush from the forgotten 3rd member of the fight, Kayfabe! Kay rushes at Leigh with arm extended going for a clothesline, but Leigh ducks through this, grabs a hold of Kay�s loose arm, and brings him down to the mat, and in the same motion, locks on a strong, tight Crippler Crossface, right in the middle of the ring!
JR: By GOD, what a counter by Leigh, and he�s got Kayfabe locked in that Crossface tight! We could be looking at a new NYO Champion!
Kay looks about�..ready��.to tap����When cameras cut quickly away from the ring, to a backstage shot���.
�..of Dave Dudley, standing at a monitor, obviously watching the match. His face expresses some anger, obviously, and he�s shaking his head at the developments in the ring. He turns to his right, and shouts:
Dave Dudley: HEY!�..yeah, you, get over here��
Ethan Prophet walks into the camera�s view, carrying around the stupid EFWO InterContinental Title belt, no less. He walks over to Dudley, and stands next to him.
Dudley: Obviously your brilliant plot to lock Leigh in his dressing room didn�t work out too well.
Ethan Prophet: Well, I didn�t expect that @#%$ to be able to break through a padlock, excuse me for underestimating someone as untalented as him.
Dudley: Whatever your fucken excuse is, you better make sure Leigh�or Hampton for that matter�doesn�t end up carrying around that NYO Title.
Ethan Prophet: Well��what do you want me to do then?!
Dudley: S*hit if I know, God, you�re the big smart, sophisticated �talented EFWO superstar�, why don�t you use your massive brain matter to come up with something�.Christ, I can�t be holding your hand through everything, Flatscan.
Prophet: Alright��.wait, flatscan?
Dudley: Never mind that, just go do some f*ucking damage.
Prophet: Fair enough.
Dudley: Don�t get sidetracked by sucking Hoyakillah�s d*ick on the way there, either.
Prophet shakes his head, and then starts off in a sprint, most likely towards the ring. Cameras cut back to inside the actual ring, where Kayfabe is still locked in a Crippler Crossface, but fighting towards the ropes in an effort to break the hold.
JR: Well damn that Dudley, it looks like he�s sending another one of his stupid goons out here!
Lawler: Stupid? Ethan Prophet is an EFWO champion, and he even held the LWN World Title, JR!
JR: Please, he didn�t earn any LWN Titles, regardless of the fact that he won it when it was the �ICW-edition� of the LWN Title. S*hit, when he was in LWN he couldn�t even beat N.W.O-2k in a match, King, he just plain sucked.
Lawler: But he�s an LWN Champ!
JR: Yet he also sucks balls. Hell, even L-Mo was the LWN Champ once. It doesn�t mean crap unless you�re actually talented�and Ethan Prophet isn�t.
L-Mo: Werd�..wait, yo don�t be playin me lyk dat JR, recognize.
Back in the ring, Dan Hampton has recovered, and he rushes over to where Leigh has Kayfabe locked up�.and pulls Kay out of the move, and over to the corner, where Hampton starts stomping a mudhole in his ass via a series of stop-and-start boot shots to Kay�s back! Leigh rises to the mat, looks at Hampton, looks down at Kay, shrugs his shoulders, and heads over to Hampton/Kay�.and joins in Hampton in beating down Kayfabe!
JR: So much for your grand theory of the New York City Alliance dissolving because of this match, King! Leigh and Hampton are laying a Biggie-sized beating down on Kayfabe!
Lawler: This is completely unfair! It�s supposed to be a Triple Threat Match, not a 2-on-1! Dam--��HEY, wait a minute! Here come the reinforcements!
Camera cuts from Hampton and Leigh beating down Kayfabe, who has now been pinned up against the bottom rung of the nearby turnbuckle and continues to be stomped down upon by Leigh and Hampton, but the camera cuts away from this as I said, to show Ethan Prophet rumbling down the ramp, carrying the EFWO IC Title in his hand and being hell-bent on getting to the ring, apparently! The crowd booooos his arrival pretty heavily, and he throws the EFWO IC Title to the side and dives in head first, and heads up behind Leigh and Hampton, and CLOBBERS Dan Hampton with a serious closed-fist right hand to the back of the head! Hampton goes DOWN!
JR: My GOD! Ethan Prophet with just a heinous attack FROM BEHIND no less, on Dan Hampton!
Lawler: Yeah, and that idiot Leigh is next if he doesn�t watch out!
Prophet then turns to go after Leigh, who continued to pummel the fallen Kayfabe as Hampton got wiped out�..BUT Leigh reacts to Prophet�s attempt at a stiff right hand, and blocks it, then the crowd pops as he starts throwing repetitive rights and lefts of his own, that send Prophet reeling back! Prophet is now leaned up against the ropes, and Leigh continues to pound him in a Roddy Piper-esque fashion with hesitated rights and lefts! Finally, Ethan stumbles forward towards Leigh, and Leigh kicks him in the gut, which doubles him over��.
JR: Looks like Dave Dudley and Ethan Prophet�s plan to sabotage this match has backfired! Leigh is taking it to Prophet big time, and now he�s set up one of his moves!!!
��Leigh gets the old double underhook, lifts Ethan Prophet up onto his shoulder�. and tosses him OVER the top rope, with an Introducing The Metric System In Time face-first powerbomb onto the cold, hard unprotected OUTSIDE!!!!! Prophet is OUT!
Lawler: Damnit, what the hell is that about?!?! That�s not fair!
JR: Fair or not, Prophet just got his face implanted on that concrete floor thanks to Andrew Leigh! And apparently Leigh isn�t done with him!
L-Mo: Werd yo, this beatdown is tight yo!
Leigh hops out onto the apron, and then down to the outside, and stands over the fallen and basically broken Ethan Prophet! Leigh looks over him for a moment, and then goes ahead and starts stomping him down, like previously accomplished upon Kayfabe! Leigh continues to drop kicks upon Ethan, and even steps back and lands a quick leg drop to the back of his neck.
JR: My gosh Leigh really laying it onto Ethan here!
Lawler: Laying�.lay, that rhymes with Leigh! HAH!
JR: What?! No it doesn�t, you belligerent fool.
L-Mo: Werd yo, I wuldnt get caught jokin bout dat yo, dat pisses da Y2A off, he�ll kick yo ass hardcore style.
Lawler: I�d like to see him to try�.I BEAT UP ANDY KAUFMAN!
Meanwhile, as Leigh continues to beat down Prophet�.back in the ring, Dan Hampton is back up on his feet, and he�s walked across the ring towards the ropes nearest to Leigh and Prophet, and he�s standing there watching Leigh continue to beat Prophet�� BUT FROM BEHIND, he doesn�t see Kayfabe coming!!!
JR: Wait a minute�..LOOK OUT HAMPTON!
From behind, Kayfabe besieges Hampton, as he grabs a hold of him, and brings him crashing down to the mat with an Inverted DDT! Then, Kayfabe rushes over to the ropes, and hops onto the middle rope�..and flies back and lands right on Hampton, with a middle-rope Kaysault!!! Hampton is down and out, but Kayfabe isn�t done�..he locks on the Kay(fabe) Break Sharpshooter!!!!!!!! IN the middle of the ring!!!!
Lawler: YES! Kayfabe has that thing LOCKED ON! What an ode to Brett Hart!
JR: Damn him, and Leigh is still pre-occupied beating down Prophet! Come on Hampton, get through it!
�..Kay has the Sharpshooter locked on TIGHT��
���Hampton is closing in on tapping�����.
HE�S���..HE�S������.HE�S����
Gay. NO, NOT THAT! HE�S��.
TAPPING! He starts tapping out, JUST as Andrew Leigh dives back into the ring, trying to save the match, but all too late! Kayfabe quickly breaks the move and dives out of the reach of Leigh, and then is met by the referee outside the ring, who raises his hand in victory!!!!!
Winner, and STILL Hops and Barley (NYO) Champion, Kayfabe!!!!!!!
L-Mo: Werd, suckz to be Hampton yo, aint dat a tragedy!
Lawler: The righteous and talented Kayfabe comes out on top in the end! Thanks to a little assistance from Ethan Prophet!
JR: Assistance? If you call getting the snot beat out of you by Andrew Leigh assistance, then so be it!
Kayfabe holds the NYO Title up in the air and heads to the back triumphantly, picking up Ethan Prophet on the way no less, as Leigh tries to help Hampton recover back to his feet in the ring. The ref gives him the TC Title belt, which he holds in one hand as he pulls Dan Hampton up off the mat.
JR: Well folks after this commercial, we�ll feature not only Sky�s last match ever, but a 6-Feet Under match, with the title on the line, against Dave Dudley!
L-Mo: Stay tuned, yo.
Commercial Break:
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For the Flatscan with an X-Tra Sweat problem��.
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DanWF1: I'll bet you Watson feels stupid right now
Cameras cut back into a dressing room within the annuls of the Hartford Civic Center. The camera is focused in on the seated Hardcore Icon Dave Dudley, who is sitting at the folding chair in front of his locker preparing for his upcoming 6-Feet Under World Title match against the one and only Sky. Dudley is taping up his hands, when he hears his door CRASH! open. The camera doesn�t turn to see what Dudley is gazing at, but eventually he utters�.
Dave Dudley:�.and what do you want?!
Dudley follows as The Third and Final Beast, The Heretic, The ICW Franchise, The Guy With Too Many Nicknames, AMALEK!, walks into the view of the camera. He looks as usual, and he stares down at Dudley.
Ama JusT�..to�WISH yoU luck��.IN your matCH��tonight. AnD�..to let you know��.I��.HAVE�..your baCK.[/i]
Dave Dudley: God, what are you, retarded or something? Speak a little faster. Anyway, I don�t need any luck, and it�s good to know I still have SOME loyalty in this company.
Ama�heheHE��yoU�..can COUNT on me, Dudley��..
With that, Amalek walks out of the camera�s sight, and Dudley visually follows him out the door.
Dave Dudley: Man, this is one f*ucked up game show.
With that, Dudley goes back to his final preparations for his match, and the camera cuts back to the announce table.
JR: Well, welcome back here live in the Hartford Civic Center fans. We�re about ready to get into our hellacious and extremely pivotal Main Event.
Lawler: The last match of Sky�s career, and he�ll fittingly go out 6-feet UNDERNEATH the ring, looking up at Dave Dudley celebrating his newest ICW World Title reign!
L-Mo: Werd bitch, Dave Dudley yo, he banned me.
JR: Anyway, in other business, this match actually was supposed to be a return match from the Power Struggle title match, between Supa Sky and Jeff Watson.
Lawler: Right, Watson won the Main Event, and was going to get another shot at the World Title tonight. But, he complained backstage to president and leader Dave Dudley, because of the �Kallista dildo� bit, and when Dave refused to cease and desist the Kallista mocking, Watson promptly resigned.
JR: We here at ICW would like to wish death upon Jeff Watson and his family, friends, and loved ones, and also would hope to see him die tragically in some type of automobile crash or maybe a plane crash, or maybe have a Saigon whore bite his d*ick off and spit it down his throat.
Lawler: What the?��..my God, JR, that�s cruel.
JR: What?��.was I talking?!�..oh, uh, I mean��We here at ICW hope Jeff Watson the best in his future endeavors.
L-Mo: Bull shyt YO! Jeff Watson is as gay as Chrissy Underwood in a pink outfit, yo!
JR: Can�t say I disagree with you there, James�.I mean�..er�..no comment.
Lawler: Anyway, we can agree that Jeff Watson sucks, and it�s a blessing that he�s gone, because Sky v. Dudley in a 6-feet under match is better anyhow!
JR: Can�t say I disagree with that King, so let�s get this show on the road already!
Lawler: Right, well the rules of this contest stipulate that victory can ONLY be accomplished when one of the two men goes THROUGH the center of the ring, and hence is buried 6�.feet under!
L-Mo: Werd lyk that show on HBO and shyt.
Nine Inch Nail�s �Closer� begins to play throughout the arena, and the crowd expectedly reacts with a HUGE heel ovation. The song continues for a few moments longer, until the one and only Hardcore Icon, Dave Dudley makes his way out into the arena. The already boisterous Hartford crowd now erupts into sweeping �ASS-HOLE, ASS-HOLE� chants, as Dudley strolls calmly down the ramp. He dives head-first into the ring, and sort of stomps around on the ring�s center a bit, to test it�s wear and tear or something like that.
Lawler: There he is JR, the single most powerful and influential man our wrestling industry has ever seen!
JR: While I definitely don�t like the sum�bitch, you have to respect what he�s accomplished, and now he�s regained complete control of ICW once and for all.
Lawler: And he�s an easy win away from becoming ICW World Champion again, once and for all as you so eloquently put it.
L-Mo: Werd, even Derelict was ICW World Champion yo, shyt anybody can win dat title.
Lawler: Yeah. Like you and your butt-buddy Wickit, also.
JR: Anyway, the rules of this match beyond the 6-feet under stipulation�are anything goes, I believe. Meaning, no disqualifications or count outs or any of that, so this promises to be just a plain-old throwback style brawl!
Rage Against the Machine�s �Snake Charmer� begins to play, and the crowd rises to their feet almost immediately, with a huge standing ovation/face reaction for the ICW World Champion, wrestling in his final match EVER, the one and only Sky!!!!!!! After a moment he steps out into the arena, the ICW Title strapped around his somewhat li�l waist, and he begins to strut down the ramp and what not, looking around a bit�.
JR: And here it is folks, the last match you will see Sky wrestle, the same match he started off in wrestling with, and eerily against the exact same man!
Lawler: If I recall, Sky lost that first match, as well�.I�m almost certain the results of this match will be the same, folks, so you know, you don�t even need to watch this slaughter! Hell, go ahead, flip over to EFWO!
JR: Now what the hell would you say a thing like that for, King? Hell, EFWO is in shambles anyway, there is even LESS to see at that dump then there is here, folks! I mean, for God�s sake, Phil FLATE is in charge!
L-Mo: Dayamn man, dey are f*ucked yo, Flate is mad gay, and a major league ball licker.
Lawler: You do have a point there, I must agree.
�.Sky is still making his way to the ring and what not, when Dave Dudley bolts OUT of the ring and rushes at him along the ramp way! Sky, since he�s walking to the ring, sees Dave coming of course, and the two hook up mid-way and start beating the hell out of each other, talking fists flying, people getting punched repeatedly in the mouth, great stuff. Dudley eventually gets the upper hand in all this, and goes Street Fighter 2 style on Sky with a wicked jumping European uppercut, like Ryu and sh*it! Sky hits the deck hard after this, and Dave now grabs a hold of the champ�s legs and begins to drag him back into the ring.
JR: Dudley starting this match out like a house a-flame, really taking it to Supa Sky right off the bat!
Lawler: As expected JR�.I could do my laundry or something more productive during this time instead of watching this beating.
L-Mo: Werd, lyk smoke some WEED yo! Rep-rah-sent.
Lawler: Not quite, and the last thing you need is to fry any more of your brain cells, you untalented, slow-thought-process-having fucktard.
JR: Come on now, settle down fellas, the match is getting good, somewhat.
Sky has been rolled back into the ring, and he�s slowly recovering back to his feet, as Dave fishes underneath the ring�.and pulls out KALLISTA�S DILDO�.or, a broom stick. With said broom stick, he slides into the ring, and as Sky is slowly rising back to his feet, Dave snaps the broom stick in half RIGHT across the back of Sky�s neck/upper back area!!! Sky falls down face-first on the mat in a heap, and Dave goes down on one knee, with a remaining half of the broom stick in hand, and uses the broken stick as a choking device, as he stretches it across Sky�s throat and applies a serious amount of pressure to his Atom�s apple and trachea! Sky reaches up and claws at the stick to try and break it away, but Dudley keeps it locked on there for a good 10-15 seconds! Dudley finally breaks the choke hold!
JR: Dudley using any means necessary to get an advantage in this match here, really going for the kill it seems!
Lawler: He wants that title belt, hell he can taste it!
Dudley backs off the now-fallen Sky, and heads out of the ring yet again, this time reaching underneath and pulling out a hockey stick, he�s going old school The Goon style�.Dudley dives back into the ring, hockey stick in hand, and turns it sideways and jams the end of the stick, the knob part, right into Sky�s rib area! Sky curls back and winces in obvious pain, as Dudley repeats the same process, only with more force! Then, naturally, Dudley winds up and brings the whole shaft (hah, shaft) of the stick crashing down against the back of the still-fallen Sky, causing the stick to semi-snap in half. Sky again winces in pain, and Dudley tosses the stick aside.
L-Mo: Werd yo�I play da tonsil hockey wit Dudley�s motha, represent.
Dudley goes back to work, picking Sky up, and whipping him into the ropes�.once Sky returns, Dave lands his ever-devestating Superkick, that sends Sky down onto his back. Dudley then heads out of the ring, for like the 255th time, and this time as he searches under the ring for a new weapon, he comes away with�.a table, a nice fancy wooden one, you know, the popular ones that people get put through. Anyway, Dudley slides the popular table into the ring, and dives back in himself.
JR: Dudley has taken the initiative so far in this match, and he�s looking to keep this trend going now, as he�s bringing a table into the mix!
Lawler: *yawn*, Looks like Dudley is about to wrap things up here�
Dave takes a few moments to actually set the table up�.and he finally gets around to picking Sky up and readying him for a move through the table�.BUT, Sky has been able to somewhat recover, and he counters Dudley�s impending attack by stepping down HARD on Dudley�s foot, causing him to hop around on one foot in pain�then Sky goes for a kick, but Dudley grabs a hold of his kicking foot��which sets up a perfect Enziguri situation, and Sky connects a wicked shot to the back of Dudley�s head, sending Dave down in a heap!
JR: Look out, King! Sky isn�t through with this match just yet! He�s fighting back like only he knows how!
With Dudley sedated for the time being, Sky pulls him up off the mat and grabs a hold of his neck�.then he takes off and hops up onto the turnbuckle, and pushes himself off�.. AND brings Dave Dudley CRASHING through the set-up table with the Acid Drop Sky refers to as the Overfloater!!!!! The table, naturally, snaps in half, and both Sky and his victim Dudley lay motionless for a few moments in the wreckage!!!!
JR: My GOD! What a big time move from Supa Sky, REALLY putting his neck and body ON THE LINE!
Lawler: He�ll regret that later on JR, you can rest assured he�ll damn well regret that!
Eventually, after the two guys remain down for a little while longer, Sky slowly�..begins��.to rise��.to his feet. He stumbles around for a bit as he�s gotten back to his feet, but nevertheless, he goes over and picks Dudley up once again�whips him into the ropes, and when Dudley returns, Sky grabs a hold of him, and locks him in a dragon sleeper!
JR: Sky with a tight grip on Dudley�s neck with that Dragon Sleeper here!
Sky holds the move for a moment�.and then takes off towards the turnbuckle, hops up onto the turnbuckle still with that Dragon Sleeper locked on�.and turns in mid-air, and brings the back of Dudley�s head and neck crashing down to the mat with a flying Inverted DDT!!! Dudley is down and pretty messed up, and Sky heads to the outside looking for his own weapons of choice.
Lawler: Damn Sky, he�s going to pay for all this, I guarantee it! This is just unfair!
JR: What King, getting a little hot and bothered over Dudley struggling against Sky in there?
L-Mo: Haha werd yo, da King be hot and bothad becuz his Viagra dosage be kickin in yo, hahah!
Lawler: Witty as ever, aren�t you, James?!
L-Mo: Witty? Yo man, I aint white, I�m all black babyz, WERD!
JR: My�.gosh, how dumb of a boy can you be?!
Anyway, Sky has managed to excavate a bag full of rocks from underneath the ring. Amazing, that there is just a random bag filled with blunt and somewhat sharp rocks, hanging underneath the ring. Anyway, Sky pulls it up into the ring with him, and dumps it out, leaving a bunch of rocks just scattered through the ring. He then takes the now-empty sack that the rocks were being held in, and places it over Dave Dudley�s head, prohibiting Dudley from being able to see anything! Then, Sky heads back out of the ring, and heads over to the timekeeper�s table and takes not the actual ring bell, but the HAMMER used to ring the bell!
JR: Well Sky has resorted to using a bag over Dudley�s head, and now what the hell is he going to do with that hammer?!
Sky then slides back into the ring, and rushes over to Dudley, now panicking and trying to pull the bag off his head�Sky does a nice thing and pulls the bag off for him, but then goes and CRUSHES Dudley in the face with the hammering part of the hammer! Dave is BUSTED open at this point, bleeding pretty decently from his forehead! I mean, he just got hit in the head with a hammer, what do you think he�s going to do?! Dave then goes and falls back flat on his back, and Sky isn�t done�..
Lawler: DAMNIT! That Sky has busted the President and OWNER of this company WIDE OPEN with a damned hammer! This can NOT be allowed to continue!
JR: You may not like it King�.but it seems like Sky is planning on going on with this mess! Look, he�s picked up some of those rocks he brought into the ring!
Lawler: My God, this is outright heinous, and disgusting! What the hell is he laying them across Dave Dudley like that for?!
L-Mo: Werd yo, hez gunna finish dis shyt HARDCORE style yo!
�.so Sky has laid the rocks across the chest of the one and only Dave Dudley, and Sky has now decided to ascend to the top of the turnbuckle, etc. He has himself up on the 2nd rung of the turnbuckle, and he turns himself around so that his back is to the ring and Dudley. Then he finishes his climb, and perches atop the turnbuckle��.but as he�s doing this, Dave has managed to slide his way out of the direct line of fire, VERY stealthily��and in his place, remain the SHARP PAINFUL ROCKS OH MY!
JR: Dear Lord, damnit Sky, TURN AROUND! Oh LORD THIS IS GOING TO BE UGLY, LOOK OUT!
�.Dudley has managed to slide completely out of the way, under the radar of Sky, yet the thousands of people in the actual arena of course are screaming for Sky to look out and what not, but it�s wrestling, nobody listens to the crowd anyway. So Dave has moved over to one side, but Sky��still launches off the top rope, with an attempted moonsault�� BUT he smacks face first up against those rocks, and doesn�t hit Dudley at all!!!!! Sky is basically completely screwed now, as he landed a moonsault on nobody but himself and some hard jagged rocks!!!!!
JR: GOOD GOD DAMN! Sky may very well be BROKEN IN HALF! SICKENING!
Lawler: So that plan pretty much completely backfired, HA!
After a moment, Sky rolls off the nasty rock piling formed mid-ring, obviously in some serious pain. Dudley is still on the mat next to where Sky crashed and burned, but with this development of misfortune for Sky, Dave has slowly begun to rise back to his feet��and��after��.a few moments, Dave stumbles back fully at attention, and rolls onto the outside.
JR: Dudley going back to the well, yet again, for more weaponry!
Lawler: Sky shot himself in the foot with that moonsault, now Dudley can finish him off with some destruction of his own!
Dudley finishes up his search, and comes back up into the ring with a phone, the cordless type with the big square answering machine dealy attached as well. In other words, it�s a big piece of plastic machinery. That�s only one of the objects Dudley resurfaces with�in his other hand, he�s got the dreaded cheese grater! Anyway, with these two things in hand, Dudley heads over to the fallen and still out-of-it Supa Sky�.and with one big swipe, manages to bring the answering machine/phone down right across Sky�s back! And AGAIN! This has sent the actual phone part of the concoction flying off in another direction, but it doesn�t deter Dudley, as he now takes the cheese grater in his other hand�.and first pounds it across the back of Sky�s head! Then, after he�s done that a bit, he grabs a handful of Sky�s hair, pulls his head off the mat�.. and starts grating the cheese grater against his forehead!!! Damn, that has to hurt and stuff�..anyway, naturally, Sky starts bleeding!!!!! So, both guys, are busted open at this point!!!!
JR: Damn that Dudley, he�s just tearing the FLESH right off of Sky�s forehead damnit! This is heinous!
Lawler: JR, have you noticed, you say �heinous� and �hellacious� an awful lot. Just thought I�d point that out.
JR: Well King�.they�re useful words�..in describing this atrocity!
Lawler: Oh fancy JR, you upgraded to �atrocity�!
L-Mo: Werd yo, who carez. Back to da match.
So Dudley eventually is content with the raking job he did on poor Supa Sky�s forehead, and he tosses the cheese grater away. Then, Dave jumps out of the ring, yet AGAIN, and this time, he returns with a steel chair. Dave surveys the damage a bit, looking at Sky, the pile of rocks, the broken broom stick, cheese grater, telephone, etc�..then Dave lays the steel chair right in the middle of the ring, presumably where someone will have to go through in order to have the match won�.anyway, Dave places the steel chair there, then goes over to the fallen Sky�.
JR: Now what, what more damage can that god damn Dudley possibly do here?!
Lawler: A lot more, JR! He�s got to figure out a way to get Sky through the center of that ring, so he might as well start somewhere!
Dudley then goes and picks Sky up off the canvas�kicks him in the gut, and hooks him��. then hoists Sky up, and takes off across the ring, and PLANTS him RIGHT ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR with the running Liger Bomb that Dudley calls the Running Dudley Bomb!!!!!! Sky lands HARD on his back, and on that steel chair, and its visible that the center of the ring gives a bit!!!!!
JR: MY GOD ALMIGHTY! THE CENTER OF THE RING HAS A DENT NOW!
Lawler: HAHA! The first step towards Dudley winning that World Title once and for all!
L-Mo: Werd yo dats like da dent I left in da hood of mah Tercel afta I ffucked yo momma on it, beeyotch.
Sky is virtually out, and Dudley pushes his body away and climbs up out of the small indention that�s been left mid-ring. He then grabs a hold of one of Sky�s arm, and drags him over to the turnbuckle, obviously preparing for yet another move.
JR: Now what, what the hell more can Dudley do with the battered Sky here?!?!
Lawler: Good question, but whatever it is, involves the top rope, and Sky getting dropped on his ass!
Dudley has Sky remain sprawled on the mat, right in front of the turnbuckle, but Dave hops up onto the bottom rung�.he then reaches down, and pulls Sky up onto his feet�Sky just sort of stumbles around a bit in the corner�and then Dave turns Sky around, so that he�s facing Dudley, who then climbs up to the 2nd rope�..
Lawler: Man, this does not look good for Sky, not one bit! He�s going to end up with a face full of casket underneath this ring, real soon!
JR: Yeah, we failed to mention that right underneath the center of the ring, there�s a cas--�..WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT JUST A MINUTE! LOOK WHOSE ON THEIR WAY TO RINGSIDE!
L-Mo: Werd bytch, look out Dudley man!
Camera turns from Dudley slowly trying to prop up Sky�..to a shot of the ramp/entrance area, where Dan Hampton and Andrew Leigh have immerged, and have taken off at full speed down the ramp, right towards the ring! The crowd pops big time at this development, and Hampton and Leigh finally reach the ring, with Leigh diving in headfirst�and Hampton sneaking up behind Dudley, who continues to try and scale the turnbuckle, bringing Sky with him�.Dudley, of course doesn�t notice either ONE of Leigh or Hampton enter the ring�..
Lawler: What the HELL do they want out here now, damnit?!?! This has NOTHING to do with either one of those idiots!
JR: Maybe they want to repay Dudley for sending out his goon to get involved in THEIR match, King. Did you ever think of that?!
�..Hampton is now standing on the apron behind Dudley and Sky�.. AND he pushes Dudley right square in the back, sending Dave TUMBLING down off the top rope, and bringing Sky down with him!!!!!! Dave lands HARD on his upper back/neck area!!!!!
Lawler: What a f*ucking cheap shot from Dan Hampton! This is pathetic! Where are some of Dudley�s allies, damnit, he needs some help!
JR: Why don�t you go volunteer your services then, King, if you think he needs help so badly!
�so Dudley is laid out on the mat, and over comes Andrew Leigh, who had entered the ring and watched Dudley tumble off the top rope!�..Leigh goes over, and picks Dudley up off the mat, right as Dan Hampton climbs up onto the top rope himself�..Leigh kicks the woozy Dudley once, hunches him over, and hooks him��bam, he drops him with a wicked Decal Brainbuster!!!!! Then, Leigh clears out of the way��� AND Dan Hampton FLIES off the top rope, does his little gay twist thing, and lands a RIDICULOUS, and most likely painful Summer In The Hamptons 450-degree splash on the fallen Dudley!!!!!!!!!!!! The crowd pops big!!!!!!
JR: DEAR GOD! DEAR GOD! What a COMBINATION of moves from Leigh and Hampton!!!!! Dudley may be BROKEN IN HALF!
Lawler: This is pathetic, damn them all. To hell.
The crowd continues to cheer, as Leigh heads over to the fallen Hampton, and pulls him up off the mat. He helps Dan collect himself, and then the two head out of the ring, leaving BOTH Sky and Dudley down and out, in the middle of the ring!�.Leigh and Hampton head to the back, walking backwards, and surveying the damage they�ve done, and the crowd continues to cheer��..
JR: My God, both Dudley and Sky have been left for dead there in that ring! Neither one is seemingly even moving at this point!
L-Mo: Werd it be lyk a train wreck in dere yo!
��..Dudley is still down and out������.Sky is still down and out����BUT, the first sign of life really���Sky���moves around a bit, sort of crawling around the mat trying to regain some type of consciousness���.and�..manages to get up onto his hands and knees��.the crowd starts cheering Sky on, trying to get him back up to his feet, etc���.and now Dudley is also starting to crawl around!�..Sky is up on one knee now!!���..and Dave is slowly���getting back to his hands���and knees���
JR: Both of these guys have put it all out on the line, have fought tooth and nail in this thing, with their eyes glued on the ultimate prize of that ICW World Title! Neither one looks ready to give up, not one bit!
Lawler: Come on Dave, get back up!
��.finally, the crowd POPS HUGE�..as SKY hops back up onto his feet�..he�s still a little woozy and what have you, as he stumbles around a little bit�..but he�s back on his feet, no less!
L-Mo: Werd yo, Supa Sky back in dis beeyotch.
JR: And Sky is up! Hell yes, Supa Sky, back up on his feet, ready to win this thing once and for all!
�..Sky is up, yes. Dudley, however, is also now hunched over on his hands and knees�.and Sky heads over to him! Sky reaches down to grab a hold of Dudley�� BUT Dudley COUNTERS with a wicked low blow!!!! Sky hunches over in pain himself, as Dudley slowly climbs up to his feet himself, and is now standing right there in front of the hunched over Sky!!!!
Lawler: HAH! A brilliant move by Mr. MacDudley, he was playing opossum and he drew Sky right into his Venus Fly Trap!
JR: That damn deceptive Dudley, he certainly was making it look like he was still down and hurting, that�s for damn sure! Now he�s right back in the driver�s seat of this match!
Indeed he is, as Dudley, now back on his feet completely, grabs a hold of the hunched over Sky�s head�..a
In one language���
In one country����.
To, yes we�ve grown in numbers, 7 people���.
100% chock-full-o-Kallista jokes�.well, not really���
It�s ICW, which has rightfully reclaimed it�s spot atop e-wrestling���
STILL�..the Pinnacle, and stuff����
Cameras cut into the Hartford Civic Center, and some fancy-smancy pyrotechnics go off, as the raucous crowd starts going apes*hit, and what have you. The camera picks up some signs, such as:
"FREEZE, FLATSCAN"
"EFWO, YOU ARE GOING DOWN. DOWN DOWN DOWN. YOU ARE GOING DOWN."
"FLATE = VICTIM OF THE 4D."
"LINDA = VICTIM OF THE 4D."
"SCHLICKENMAIER = VICTIM OF THE 4D."
"JASON = VICTIM OF THE 4D."
"JOSH = VICTIM OF THE 4D."
"OXENREIDER = VICTIM OF THE 4D."
"TERRY = VICTIM OF PRISON SEX"
"DAVE CANT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE, HE'S TIRED, HE NEEDS TO BE RE-ENERGIZED. SOMEONE GRAB THE VODKA AND THE MOTOR OIL SHOTS, AND MEET DAVE AT HIS HOUSE. PARTY. WAIT, NO. PAR-TAY."
Then, the camera swings over to the announce table.
Jim Ross: Hello everybody and WELCOME to ICW Inferno!!!!! I�m Jim Ross, alongside Jerry Lawler.
Jerry �The King� Lawler: That�s right JR, and of course, as usual, we�re joined by, the one, the only, the incomparably retarded�..Emcee James L-Mo!
NOTE: There will be no Lmo rap this week. James Elmo has laryngitis. We at ICW apologize, and the Elmo Rap will return in its glory, next week.
Again, we aplogize, and EMMF.
Ross: Hey James.
James Emcee Elmo: Hey.
Lawler: Hey James.
James Emcee Elmo: Hey.
Rage Against The Machine�s �Snake Charmer� begins to play, and the Hartford crowd responds with a big-time face pop. The crowd continues to cheer, and the ovation grows as ICW World Champion Sky heads out into the arena. He stands on the stage, absorbing the ovation for a moment with the belt draped over his shoulder, and then turns around a bit to acknowledge the arrival of his fellow New York City-ites and current stable mates Dan Hampton, and TransContinental Title holder Andrew Leigh! Both guys step out onto the stage next to Sky for a moment, and then head into the ring.
JR: So here they are folks, possibly one of the most talented trios that wrestling has seen in quite some time. Sky, Andrew Leigh, and Dan Hampton each hold their own extraordinary legacy in wrestling, and their combined efforts have been nothing but a success!
Lawler: Yeah, but this is it for Sky JR, he�s packing up and leaving! This may very well be the last time he�s seen as ICW Champion, because Dave Dudley sure as hell is going to take that belt from him here tonight!
L-Mo: Werd, Dave Dudley, reprahsent.
JR: That�s right, Sky has confirmed that this will be his last match one way or another, win or lose, and that he�s decided his resume in wrestling has been completed with the victory and defense of that ICW Title!
Lawler: And tonight he gets his chance to lose the belt, once and for all, to the most dangerous man in wrestling!
L-Mo: Werd, Hoyakillah iz up in herre yo?
Lawler: No not that overrated geek, you idiot, Dave Dudley!
JR: Regardless, it�s apparent Sky and his team mates have some things to say!
Camera focuses in on Sky, who has a microphone in hand, and then turns a bit to show the nearby Andrew Leigh and Dan Hampton, who will be a part of an extremely important Triple Threat match coming up shortly, chatting in the corner amongst themselves. Meanwhile, Sky addresses his adoring fans:
Sky: So�this is it for me, my last night in ICW, or any other wrestling company for that matter.. Crowd booooooos�..I know people want me to stay, because I�m just that damn cool, but I can�t anymore. I mean, why bother? Crowd starts chanting �STAY, SKY, STAY! STAY, SKY, STAY!���I�ve accomplished everything I set out to do, win the belt, drink, pick up lots of girls, kick people�s asses�..I�ve done it all. And tonight, I get to beat Dave Dudley�s ass in the same match we originally met in, in which he actually beat me, the dork Crowd booooooos again, mostly because it�s Dave Dudley, and no one likes him, especially not Jeff Watson�..when I put Dave Dudley through the center of this ring, 6-feet underground, it will mark not only his defeat, but the burial of my career, which isn�t a bad thing.
JR: It�s really a shame to see him go, he�s been around the business for so long, you take someone like him for granted.
Lawler: Eh, no one will notice, by next week everyone will have forgotten the guy!
JR: Hardly King, he was a founder of EWA, a rising talent when LWN still existed, and an absolute standout lately here in ICW! I don�t think people forget someone like that!
L-Mo:�.*sniff sniff*�.werd yo, dey all fogot me, end I STARTED ICW!
Lawler: Well, that�s because you suck even MORE then Sky, dingus.
JR: That much is certain.
Sky: I know you guys are sad to see me go, and I know my two partners in crime over here Pointing to Leigh and Hampton, leaning on the ring ropes behind Sky immersed in their own conversation, which seems to be a heated one��..wait, what the hell? Pay attention, dickweeds. Leigh and Hampton stop talking, and come to attention and focus on Sky, as he continues�..anyway, I know my two partners will miss me. But, to make up for that, I plan on leaving them with some bad-ass parting gifts, almost as good as the types of things you win on The Price is Right! Crowd pops, for the sake of popping
JR: A nice gesture by Sky, Leigh and Hampton definitely will be weakened by Sky�s departure, but I think even just the two of them is a real force to be reckoned with in ICW!
Lawler: Who are you kidding, two or three, it doesn�t matter, they�re absolutely no match for someone like Dave Dudley! I think he proved that at Power Struggle, when he SINGLE HANDEDLY dismantled ScottiePP7 and his ENTIRE crew!
JR: Well that�s a little exaggerating, but Dudley did accomplish his goal of uniting power solely behind him, that�s for damn sure.
Sky:�.My parting gifts�first, to Dan Hampton, I leave my certificate�for a lifetime supply, of vodka, courtesy of Absolut�..it�s tough for me to give this up, but I figure, since I still get a royalties check every time someone utters a new variation of the word �indeed�, plus a check from EWA for founding the place, I can afford to buy my own liquor�..plus, you can make this reaches into his pocket, and hands over a folded up slip of paper to Dan Hampton, who grins, nods his head, and unfolds, then reads the certificate of lifetime vodka��even more useful then I did, you heavy-drinking band-destroying mothertrucker. Crowd pops, as Hampton shakes Sky�s hand, and folds up the certificate and puts it in his pocket.
Lawler: I thought Dan Hampton quit drinking? That drinking gimmick is so old and out-done anyway, the dumbass.
JR: Well regardless King, it�s a very nice gesture from Sky.
Sky: And, to one of my more recent acquaintances, but still a friend of mine�.Andrew Leigh, I leave my signed release and permission�..to the life of Charlton Heston. Meaning, he belongs to you now, my friend. Granted, he�s got Alzheimer�s, and he�s going to lose his mind soon, but he still has guns, lots of them. And he�s all yours, his run in my posse was coming to an end anyway, so I hope you can put his services to good work. Andrew shrugs his shoulders, considering, what the f*uck is he going to do with Charlton Heston anyway? Regardless, he shakes Sky�s hand as well.
Lawler: What the hell is Leigh going to do with Charlton Heston? Is he going to fill the void left by the lack of Joey Styles?!
JR: I don�t think anyone knows what you�re talking about, but, really, who cares what Leigh needs Charlton Heston for, it�s just a friendly move by the departing Sky, that�s all!
Sky: Anyway, I know Leigh and Dan want to have a few words, so I�ll say this�I gave them parting gifts, and I�ll give you folks one big gift as well tonight�.me absolutely destroying Dave Dudley in our match, and going out as an undefeated, unchallenged ICW Champion. I thank you very much.
Sky hands the microphone over to Leigh, and Sky goes and takes a step back, absorbing the huge pop that he�s receiving from the crowd. He looks around, as the crowd begins to chant �SU-PA SKY! SU-PA SKY! SU-PA SKY!�, and grins a little bit. Leigh waits till they quiet down, and goes on.
Andrew Leigh: With that said, Dave Dudley is f*ucking clown shoes. Crowd pop It�s definitely a set-back to lose someone like Sky, yeah. But that won�t stop me and Dan, because we�re going to accomplish what Scottie couldn�t do because he associated himself with faggots like Healius and El Bastarde. Me and Dan, with our talent and overall greatness, are going to wipe the floor of this place, starting with Dan-o winning the NYO Title tonight, Sky beating Dudley, and so on.
Leigh hands Hampton the microphone.
Dan Hampton: Yep, we�re totally the only good people left in this s*hit hole anyway. So, it�ll be easy pickings for us to just wreck Dudley. We�ll take him off his little high of winning full control of his company at the pay-per-view, by basically having open season, and going at his ass medieval style with a blowtorch and a pair of pliers. That is all.
Hampton throws down the microphone, and he, Leigh and Sky share a few words in the ring as �Snake Charmer� begins to play again. The three step out of the ring, and head to the back as the crowd continues to pop.
JR: Wow, strong, strong words from Dan Hampton and Andrew Leigh, I don�t think they�re all too happy about having to work under Dave Dudley!
Lawler: Well they better have a change of heart, because he�s THE boss from now on, and there isn�t anything they can do about it!
JR: When we come back folks, we�ll have both the TransContinental and Name Your Own Titles ON THE LINE! In a Triple Threat affair! Stay tuned!
Commercial Break:
EFWO Is Dead, Dave Dudley called it. Bong-diddly-ong.
commercial two:
Spamini: Dude...my little cousin was watching espn and they were showing President Bush and his wife on TV. He turned to me and asked "who is that, stevo?" I said, "That's the first lady!" He responded with "The first lady EVER!!??"
Spamini: i meant cspan
back to live action...
Cameras cut back from commercial, to a single shot of brand-new ICW NYO Title holder Kayfabe, in his wrestling gear, pacing around the area right outside the curtain that leads into the heart of the Hartford Civic Center (heart, Hartford, get it?!). He is pacing around, obviously getting psyched up for his upcoming match, when dork to the max Michael Cole walks over to him.
Michael Cole: Kayfabe, pointing the microphone in his direction can we have a few words about your upcoming match?
Kayfabe: Not breaking his concentration or pacing��Can�t��.you see��I�m busy.
Cole:�..well, you�re just pacing�..around.
Kayfabe stops dead in his tracks, and swivels around, and walks right up into Michael Cole�s face. They are basically nose to nose, and Cole is holding the microphone up and cowering back away from Kay, to avoid getting his ass beat yet again.
Kayfabe: If�.you weren�t so rude��I wouldn�t have to do that. Backs off a little bit, and cracks his neck and hops up and down a bit, boxer-style.
Cole: Well�..what are you thinking, with a shot to capture the TransContinental Tite along with your current NYO Title?
Kayfabe: I�m thinking how I�ll fit both title belts around my waist, that�s what I�m thinking, Michael. This match, it�s a complete pushover. A piece of pie.
Cole: Isn�t the saying usually �a piece of cake�?!?!
Kayfabe: Hesitant and clearly growing angry/fed up with Cole, like everyone else does�..WHAT��the HELL��does it MATTER WHAT THE SAYING USUALLY IS?!?!?!
Cole: Cowering in fear again, the @#%$.�..fair��enough. Any��thoughts�..about your competition?!
Kayfabe: Competition?!?! What competition?! The two guys I�m supposed to fight may be aligned, but EVEN if they try and double team me, I�m a superior wrestler and overall talent then either one of those idiots.
Cole: Did you decide a name for the Name Your Own Title?!
Kayfabe: Granted, the belt is definitely below my standards, I mean it came from a joke of a fed like the �MWF�, for one. Also, it doesn�t even HAVE A NAME! So, with that said, I�m not going to give it the honor of being named after a great state like Wisconsin, or a great city like Milwaukee, or a great substance of the earth like cheese or milk or any other dairy product�..
Cole: Well, what then?!?!
Kayfabe:�.Jesus�..CHRIST MICHAEL, give me a moment! Cole cowers in fear yet again, man this guy cowers a lot, because he�s a queer with frosted hair�dork�.I decided to name it The Barley and Hops Title�..not so much in honor of the fine grains that lead to the Godly alcohols that our earth has to offer�.but, in honor of the SINGLE most devastating move in wrestling today, and the one that WON ME this pathetic title belt�my Hops and Barley stunner.
Cole: Interesting.
Kayfabe: God damn right it�s interesting. Don�t give me that guff either Cole, or I�ll imbed an image of your FACE on this belt, tough guy.
Cole: Alright, take it easy, don�t hurt me! I�m a coward, damnit!
Kayfabe: Very true, anyway, I�ve got a match to you know, win, so if you�ll excuse me.
Cole: Alright�. Kayfabe walks off.�.Back to you guys, up at ringside!
Camera cuts to the ring, where the ring bell is heard tolling 3 times. After this, AFI�s �The Boy Who Destroyed The World� begins to play throughout the arena. The song plays, and Dan Hampton makes his way out, to a big face pop from the crowd. He walks down to the ring, looking around a little, and dives in head first.[/b]
JR: Welcome back folks, and we�re ready to get into our Triple Threat, that could very well see someone come away holding 2 out of the 3 ICW single�s belts!
Lawler: Yeah, and judging by the competition, it�ll probably be Kayfabe! Andrew Leigh has run his course as TC Champ, I mean, beating up on a dork like Carter Wilson for weeks doesn�t count, and now that he�s facing real competition, he�ll fold EFWO-style!
L-Mo: Werd, EFWO folded yo?
Lawler: Well, basically. Hell they might as well, we�re kicking their ass at this point, and we have like 5 fans.
JR: This much is true, but I don�t know how you can write off Andrew Leigh that easily. He, next to that damn Dave Dudley, was the most impressive wrestler at Power Struggle, beating Carter Wilson twice, and then putting him THROUGH the Hell In A Cell, and possibly ending his career!
Lawler: Like I said, it proves nothing, Carter Wilson is a joke. Regardless, the man to beat is coming out now�.
AC/DC�s, not the Hives�, version of �Back In Black� begins to play through the Civic Center, and the crowd reacts with a cascade of boooos as Kayfabe makes his way out, carrying the Hops and Barley Title in his left hand. He stops on the stage and absorbs the negative audience energy, and then�.takes off at full speed down the ramp, heading right for the ring and obviously right for Dan Hamp
JR: Apparently, Kayfabe wants him a piece of Dan Hampton, and right NOW!
Lawler: Dan Hampton better watch out, he�s about to catch a bigger beating then he gets when he tries to play his crappy music in front of drunken poser slut teenagers!
L-Mo: Werd�.Wickit is a rapper yo. He haz da mad phat beats, niggaz.
Lawler: Wickit is whiter then you, Jimmy, and he probably can�t even rap�.a GIFT! HAHAAH!
JR: Good one, King.
Anyway, Kayfabe still was running down the ramp, and now he�s already dove into the ring, and he�s tried to pull an ambush on the unsuspecting Dan Hampton! Hampton had his back turned, and he managed to absorb a vicious attack of right and left hands to the back of his head and actual back, causing him to double over on his hands and knees! Kayfabe, however, continues his attack, now kicking Hampton right in his exposed chest/stomach region, with authority! Hampton now rolls over onto his side, grabbing his midsection in pain, as Kayfabe backs off and continues the attack, rushing off the ropes, and propelling back to land a running knee to Hampton�s gut!
L-Mo: Werd dis guy is layin a Cheshire-style beatin yo, we beat down preppies and shyt lyk dis yo!
Lawler: That�s virtually impossible, since all of Cheshire is rich kids and dorks like you, so I doubt you beat anyone up, beyond slap fighting!
JR: Just where the hell is Andrew Leigh in all of this?! He�s supposed to be IN this match, and he�s nowhere to be seen!
Meanwhile, in the ring, Kayfabe continues to beat Hampton, as he lands a leg drop right on Hampton�s already-tender as a result of the pounding it�s taken from Kay. Kay then pulls Hampton off the mat, and lands a wicked gutbuster, sending Hampton down yet again, clutching at his stomach. Kay is ready to go back at things�when the camera cuts to the back�.
To a shot of a door, which is being pounded on from the inside, as can be heard via the camera. The door continues to be knocked on, and finally, it�s broken open hardcore, Jackie Chan style, as a padlock is seen going flying past the camera�s view. Out steps Andrew Leigh, looking pissed as hell with the TC Title strapped around his waist. He takes off in a full sprint, off camera.
JR: What the hell is that about?!? It looks like someone locked Andrew Leigh in his damn dressing room!
Lawler: Regardless, he�s on his way to the ring, to take his beating at the hands of Kayfabe!
Meanwhile, back at the Bat Cave�or the ring�Kayfabe puts Hampton up into a Fireman�s Carry�.holds him for a moment, and brings him crashing down with a Dean Malenko-esque gut buster, crushing Hampton�s stomach right across Kay�s knee! With Hampton down, Kayfabe decides to head over to the turnbuckle, and climb up onto the top rope!
JR: Kayfabe might be risking a bit too much here!
Lawler: Nonsense JR, he could put this match away if he connects, and retain his title belt!
Kay balances himself on the top rope a bit�� and the crowd starts to cheer big time as Andrew Leigh comes racing down the ramp way, at full speed, heading straight for the ring!!!!
L-Mo: Yo yo da Y-Tew-A in da hizzouse!
JR: My God, Kayfabe had better watch his back, Andrew Leigh is coming at him like a man possessed!
�.Kay is still trying to level himself out up top�.. and Leigh reaches ringside, hops up onto the apron, and rushes up behind Kayfabe�and pushes him off the top rope, sending him crashing hard onto the mat on his side, in a heap!
Lawler: Damn what a cheap shot, that Leigh cant even fight fair! Kayfabe got screwed there!
Leigh steps into the ring, meanwhile, and goes and continues to beat down on the fallen Kayfabe, landing a series of kicks to the fallen Kay. Then, he pulls Kay off the mat, and rushes at him�Leigh wraps his arm around Kay�s neck, and brings him crashing down on his back with sort of a wrap-around bulldog variation! Regardless, it crushes the back of Kay�s head on the mat pretty bad, and Leigh goes for a cover!
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No, as Dan Hampton rushes into the picture and pulls Leigh off Kayfabe!
Lawler: Well, I guess that Dan Hampton and Andrew Leigh alliance is crumbling a bit here! Hampton just kept Leigh from winning this thing!
JR: Hell, both these guys wouldn�t mind having that NYO Title, so I�m sure Hampton is just trying to win the match!
Lawler: Excuses, excuses, JR!
Leigh hops up, and is about to get in Hampton�s face, but before he can do this, Hampton grabs a hold of him and brings him crashing down with a wicked DDT! Leigh hits the mat hard head-first, as Hampton steps back and heads over to the still-fallen Kayfabe�.he pulls Kay off the mat, hooks him from behind and brings him crashing to the mat with a belly to back suplex�.which he keeps locked on right into a bridge for a pin!
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2����.
No! Kayfabe manages to get a shoulder up!
Lawler: Kayfabe is too good to just roll over and give up, looks like he might be catching a second wind or something.
JR: Same might be able to be said for Andrew Leigh, King, he�s recovered back to his feet as well, looks like ALL 3 men are still in this thing to win it!
L-Mo:[b/] Werd, dese guys be shyt yo, Team 4:20 culd beat dem silly yo.
Law Team 4:20 couldn�t be a team of paraplegics, so I don�t think they�ve got a damn shot against any type of trained professionals.
So Kayfabe kicks out, and Dan Hampton looks around in disgust, but he also gets blindsided�by Andrew Leigh, who pulls him off the mat, quickly shoots of the ropes, and once he returns to Hampton, brings Dan down hard to the mat with a swinging neckbreaker! Hampton feels the effects of the move for a moment, but then hops right back up to his feet�..and right into a two-handed choke hold from Andrew Leigh�.followed by Leigh tossing him back over his head and across the mat, causing Hampton to land hard on his back!
JR: Hampton and Leigh clearly putting their friendship aside for the moment to concentrate on winning some gold.
Lawler: That�s a nice way of putting it, JR! Just looks like these two guys are beating the piss out of each other for the hell of it!
Leigh is going to head towards Hampton, but he quickly reacts to an oncoming rush from the forgotten 3rd member of the fight, Kayfabe! Kay rushes at Leigh with arm extended going for a clothesline, but Leigh ducks through this, grabs a hold of Kay�s loose arm, and brings him down to the mat, and in the same motion, locks on a strong, tight Crippler Crossface, right in the middle of the ring!
JR: By GOD, what a counter by Leigh, and he�s got Kayfabe locked in that Crossface tight! We could be looking at a new NYO Champion!
Kay looks about�..ready��.to tap����When cameras cut quickly away from the ring, to a backstage shot���.
�..of Dave Dudley, standing at a monitor, obviously watching the match. His face expresses some anger, obviously, and he�s shaking his head at the developments in the ring. He turns to his right, and shouts:
Dave Dudley: HEY!�..yeah, you, get over here��
Ethan Prophet walks into the camera�s view, carrying around the stupid EFWO InterContinental Title belt, no less. He walks over to Dudley, and stands next to him.
Dudley: Obviously your brilliant plot to lock Leigh in his dressing room didn�t work out too well.
Ethan Prophet: Well, I didn�t expect that @#%$ to be able to break through a padlock, excuse me for underestimating someone as untalented as him.
Dudley: Whatever your fucken excuse is, you better make sure Leigh�or Hampton for that matter�doesn�t end up carrying around that NYO Title.
Ethan Prophet: Well��what do you want me to do then?!
Dudley: S*hit if I know, God, you�re the big smart, sophisticated �talented EFWO superstar�, why don�t you use your massive brain matter to come up with something�.Christ, I can�t be holding your hand through everything, Flatscan.
Prophet: Alright��.wait, flatscan?
Dudley: Never mind that, just go do some f*ucking damage.
Prophet: Fair enough.
Dudley: Don�t get sidetracked by sucking Hoyakillah�s d*ick on the way there, either.
Prophet shakes his head, and then starts off in a sprint, most likely towards the ring. Cameras cut back to inside the actual ring, where Kayfabe is still locked in a Crippler Crossface, but fighting towards the ropes in an effort to break the hold.
JR: Well damn that Dudley, it looks like he�s sending another one of his stupid goons out here!
Lawler: Stupid? Ethan Prophet is an EFWO champion, and he even held the LWN World Title, JR!
JR: Please, he didn�t earn any LWN Titles, regardless of the fact that he won it when it was the �ICW-edition� of the LWN Title. S*hit, when he was in LWN he couldn�t even beat N.W.O-2k in a match, King, he just plain sucked.
Lawler: But he�s an LWN Champ!
JR: Yet he also sucks balls. Hell, even L-Mo was the LWN Champ once. It doesn�t mean crap unless you�re actually talented�and Ethan Prophet isn�t.
L-Mo: Werd�..wait, yo don�t be playin me lyk dat JR, recognize.
Back in the ring, Dan Hampton has recovered, and he rushes over to where Leigh has Kayfabe locked up�.and pulls Kay out of the move, and over to the corner, where Hampton starts stomping a mudhole in his ass via a series of stop-and-start boot shots to Kay�s back! Leigh rises to the mat, looks at Hampton, looks down at Kay, shrugs his shoulders, and heads over to Hampton/Kay�.and joins in Hampton in beating down Kayfabe!
JR: So much for your grand theory of the New York City Alliance dissolving because of this match, King! Leigh and Hampton are laying a Biggie-sized beating down on Kayfabe!
Lawler: This is completely unfair! It�s supposed to be a Triple Threat Match, not a 2-on-1! Dam--��HEY, wait a minute! Here come the reinforcements!
Camera cuts from Hampton and Leigh beating down Kayfabe, who has now been pinned up against the bottom rung of the nearby turnbuckle and continues to be stomped down upon by Leigh and Hampton, but the camera cuts away from this as I said, to show Ethan Prophet rumbling down the ramp, carrying the EFWO IC Title in his hand and being hell-bent on getting to the ring, apparently! The crowd booooos his arrival pretty heavily, and he throws the EFWO IC Title to the side and dives in head first, and heads up behind Leigh and Hampton, and CLOBBERS Dan Hampton with a serious closed-fist right hand to the back of the head! Hampton goes DOWN!
JR: My GOD! Ethan Prophet with just a heinous attack FROM BEHIND no less, on Dan Hampton!
Lawler: Yeah, and that idiot Leigh is next if he doesn�t watch out!
Prophet then turns to go after Leigh, who continued to pummel the fallen Kayfabe as Hampton got wiped out�..BUT Leigh reacts to Prophet�s attempt at a stiff right hand, and blocks it, then the crowd pops as he starts throwing repetitive rights and lefts of his own, that send Prophet reeling back! Prophet is now leaned up against the ropes, and Leigh continues to pound him in a Roddy Piper-esque fashion with hesitated rights and lefts! Finally, Ethan stumbles forward towards Leigh, and Leigh kicks him in the gut, which doubles him over��.
JR: Looks like Dave Dudley and Ethan Prophet�s plan to sabotage this match has backfired! Leigh is taking it to Prophet big time, and now he�s set up one of his moves!!!
��Leigh gets the old double underhook, lifts Ethan Prophet up onto his shoulder�. and tosses him OVER the top rope, with an Introducing The Metric System In Time face-first powerbomb onto the cold, hard unprotected OUTSIDE!!!!! Prophet is OUT!
Lawler: Damnit, what the hell is that about?!?! That�s not fair!
JR: Fair or not, Prophet just got his face implanted on that concrete floor thanks to Andrew Leigh! And apparently Leigh isn�t done with him!
L-Mo: Werd yo, this beatdown is tight yo!
Leigh hops out onto the apron, and then down to the outside, and stands over the fallen and basically broken Ethan Prophet! Leigh looks over him for a moment, and then goes ahead and starts stomping him down, like previously accomplished upon Kayfabe! Leigh continues to drop kicks upon Ethan, and even steps back and lands a quick leg drop to the back of his neck.
JR: My gosh Leigh really laying it onto Ethan here!
Lawler: Laying�.lay, that rhymes with Leigh! HAH!
JR: What?! No it doesn�t, you belligerent fool.
L-Mo: Werd yo, I wuldnt get caught jokin bout dat yo, dat pisses da Y2A off, he�ll kick yo ass hardcore style.
Lawler: I�d like to see him to try�.I BEAT UP ANDY KAUFMAN!
Meanwhile, as Leigh continues to beat down Prophet�.back in the ring, Dan Hampton is back up on his feet, and he�s walked across the ring towards the ropes nearest to Leigh and Prophet, and he�s standing there watching Leigh continue to beat Prophet�� BUT FROM BEHIND, he doesn�t see Kayfabe coming!!!
JR: Wait a minute�..LOOK OUT HAMPTON!
From behind, Kayfabe besieges Hampton, as he grabs a hold of him, and brings him crashing down to the mat with an Inverted DDT! Then, Kayfabe rushes over to the ropes, and hops onto the middle rope�..and flies back and lands right on Hampton, with a middle-rope Kaysault!!! Hampton is down and out, but Kayfabe isn�t done�..he locks on the Kay(fabe) Break Sharpshooter!!!!!!!! IN the middle of the ring!!!!
Lawler: YES! Kayfabe has that thing LOCKED ON! What an ode to Brett Hart!
JR: Damn him, and Leigh is still pre-occupied beating down Prophet! Come on Hampton, get through it!
�..Kay has the Sharpshooter locked on TIGHT��
���Hampton is closing in on tapping�����.
HE�S���..HE�S������.HE�S����
Gay. NO, NOT THAT! HE�S��.
TAPPING! He starts tapping out, JUST as Andrew Leigh dives back into the ring, trying to save the match, but all too late! Kayfabe quickly breaks the move and dives out of the reach of Leigh, and then is met by the referee outside the ring, who raises his hand in victory!!!!!
Winner, and STILL Hops and Barley (NYO) Champion, Kayfabe!!!!!!!
L-Mo: Werd, suckz to be Hampton yo, aint dat a tragedy!
Lawler: The righteous and talented Kayfabe comes out on top in the end! Thanks to a little assistance from Ethan Prophet!
JR: Assistance? If you call getting the snot beat out of you by Andrew Leigh assistance, then so be it!
Kayfabe holds the NYO Title up in the air and heads to the back triumphantly, picking up Ethan Prophet on the way no less, as Leigh tries to help Hampton recover back to his feet in the ring. The ref gives him the TC Title belt, which he holds in one hand as he pulls Dan Hampton up off the mat.
JR: Well folks after this commercial, we�ll feature not only Sky�s last match ever, but a 6-Feet Under match, with the title on the line, against Dave Dudley!
L-Mo: Stay tuned, yo.
Commercial Break:
FREEZE, FLATSCAN! YOUR BODY ODOR HAS BEEN TERMINATED BY SENTINEL� BRAND ANTI-PERSPIRANT.
For the Flatscan with an X-Tra Sweat problem��.
commercial two:
DanWF1: I'll bet you Watson feels stupid right now
Cameras cut back into a dressing room within the annuls of the Hartford Civic Center. The camera is focused in on the seated Hardcore Icon Dave Dudley, who is sitting at the folding chair in front of his locker preparing for his upcoming 6-Feet Under World Title match against the one and only Sky. Dudley is taping up his hands, when he hears his door CRASH! open. The camera doesn�t turn to see what Dudley is gazing at, but eventually he utters�.
Dave Dudley:�.and what do you want?!
Dudley follows as The Third and Final Beast, The Heretic, The ICW Franchise, The Guy With Too Many Nicknames, AMALEK!, walks into the view of the camera. He looks as usual, and he stares down at Dudley.
Ama JusT�..to�WISH yoU luck��.IN your matCH��tonight. AnD�..to let you know��.I��.HAVE�..your baCK.[/i]
Dave Dudley: God, what are you, retarded or something? Speak a little faster. Anyway, I don�t need any luck, and it�s good to know I still have SOME loyalty in this company.
Ama�heheHE��yoU�..can COUNT on me, Dudley��..
With that, Amalek walks out of the camera�s sight, and Dudley visually follows him out the door.
Dave Dudley: Man, this is one f*ucked up game show.
With that, Dudley goes back to his final preparations for his match, and the camera cuts back to the announce table.
JR: Well, welcome back here live in the Hartford Civic Center fans. We�re about ready to get into our hellacious and extremely pivotal Main Event.
Lawler: The last match of Sky�s career, and he�ll fittingly go out 6-feet UNDERNEATH the ring, looking up at Dave Dudley celebrating his newest ICW World Title reign!
L-Mo: Werd bitch, Dave Dudley yo, he banned me.
JR: Anyway, in other business, this match actually was supposed to be a return match from the Power Struggle title match, between Supa Sky and Jeff Watson.
Lawler: Right, Watson won the Main Event, and was going to get another shot at the World Title tonight. But, he complained backstage to president and leader Dave Dudley, because of the �Kallista dildo� bit, and when Dave refused to cease and desist the Kallista mocking, Watson promptly resigned.
JR: We here at ICW would like to wish death upon Jeff Watson and his family, friends, and loved ones, and also would hope to see him die tragically in some type of automobile crash or maybe a plane crash, or maybe have a Saigon whore bite his d*ick off and spit it down his throat.
Lawler: What the?��..my God, JR, that�s cruel.
JR: What?��.was I talking?!�..oh, uh, I mean��We here at ICW hope Jeff Watson the best in his future endeavors.
L-Mo: Bull shyt YO! Jeff Watson is as gay as Chrissy Underwood in a pink outfit, yo!
JR: Can�t say I disagree with you there, James�.I mean�..er�..no comment.
Lawler: Anyway, we can agree that Jeff Watson sucks, and it�s a blessing that he�s gone, because Sky v. Dudley in a 6-feet under match is better anyhow!
JR: Can�t say I disagree with that King, so let�s get this show on the road already!
Lawler: Right, well the rules of this contest stipulate that victory can ONLY be accomplished when one of the two men goes THROUGH the center of the ring, and hence is buried 6�.feet under!
L-Mo: Werd lyk that show on HBO and shyt.
Nine Inch Nail�s �Closer� begins to play throughout the arena, and the crowd expectedly reacts with a HUGE heel ovation. The song continues for a few moments longer, until the one and only Hardcore Icon, Dave Dudley makes his way out into the arena. The already boisterous Hartford crowd now erupts into sweeping �ASS-HOLE, ASS-HOLE� chants, as Dudley strolls calmly down the ramp. He dives head-first into the ring, and sort of stomps around on the ring�s center a bit, to test it�s wear and tear or something like that.
Lawler: There he is JR, the single most powerful and influential man our wrestling industry has ever seen!
JR: While I definitely don�t like the sum�bitch, you have to respect what he�s accomplished, and now he�s regained complete control of ICW once and for all.
Lawler: And he�s an easy win away from becoming ICW World Champion again, once and for all as you so eloquently put it.
L-Mo: Werd, even Derelict was ICW World Champion yo, shyt anybody can win dat title.
Lawler: Yeah. Like you and your butt-buddy Wickit, also.
JR: Anyway, the rules of this match beyond the 6-feet under stipulation�are anything goes, I believe. Meaning, no disqualifications or count outs or any of that, so this promises to be just a plain-old throwback style brawl!
Rage Against the Machine�s �Snake Charmer� begins to play, and the crowd rises to their feet almost immediately, with a huge standing ovation/face reaction for the ICW World Champion, wrestling in his final match EVER, the one and only Sky!!!!!!! After a moment he steps out into the arena, the ICW Title strapped around his somewhat li�l waist, and he begins to strut down the ramp and what not, looking around a bit�.
JR: And here it is folks, the last match you will see Sky wrestle, the same match he started off in wrestling with, and eerily against the exact same man!
Lawler: If I recall, Sky lost that first match, as well�.I�m almost certain the results of this match will be the same, folks, so you know, you don�t even need to watch this slaughter! Hell, go ahead, flip over to EFWO!
JR: Now what the hell would you say a thing like that for, King? Hell, EFWO is in shambles anyway, there is even LESS to see at that dump then there is here, folks! I mean, for God�s sake, Phil FLATE is in charge!
L-Mo: Dayamn man, dey are f*ucked yo, Flate is mad gay, and a major league ball licker.
Lawler: You do have a point there, I must agree.
�.Sky is still making his way to the ring and what not, when Dave Dudley bolts OUT of the ring and rushes at him along the ramp way! Sky, since he�s walking to the ring, sees Dave coming of course, and the two hook up mid-way and start beating the hell out of each other, talking fists flying, people getting punched repeatedly in the mouth, great stuff. Dudley eventually gets the upper hand in all this, and goes Street Fighter 2 style on Sky with a wicked jumping European uppercut, like Ryu and sh*it! Sky hits the deck hard after this, and Dave now grabs a hold of the champ�s legs and begins to drag him back into the ring.
JR: Dudley starting this match out like a house a-flame, really taking it to Supa Sky right off the bat!
Lawler: As expected JR�.I could do my laundry or something more productive during this time instead of watching this beating.
L-Mo: Werd, lyk smoke some WEED yo! Rep-rah-sent.
Lawler: Not quite, and the last thing you need is to fry any more of your brain cells, you untalented, slow-thought-process-having fucktard.
JR: Come on now, settle down fellas, the match is getting good, somewhat.
Sky has been rolled back into the ring, and he�s slowly recovering back to his feet, as Dave fishes underneath the ring�.and pulls out KALLISTA�S DILDO�.or, a broom stick. With said broom stick, he slides into the ring, and as Sky is slowly rising back to his feet, Dave snaps the broom stick in half RIGHT across the back of Sky�s neck/upper back area!!! Sky falls down face-first on the mat in a heap, and Dave goes down on one knee, with a remaining half of the broom stick in hand, and uses the broken stick as a choking device, as he stretches it across Sky�s throat and applies a serious amount of pressure to his Atom�s apple and trachea! Sky reaches up and claws at the stick to try and break it away, but Dudley keeps it locked on there for a good 10-15 seconds! Dudley finally breaks the choke hold!
JR: Dudley using any means necessary to get an advantage in this match here, really going for the kill it seems!
Lawler: He wants that title belt, hell he can taste it!
Dudley backs off the now-fallen Sky, and heads out of the ring yet again, this time reaching underneath and pulling out a hockey stick, he�s going old school The Goon style�.Dudley dives back into the ring, hockey stick in hand, and turns it sideways and jams the end of the stick, the knob part, right into Sky�s rib area! Sky curls back and winces in obvious pain, as Dudley repeats the same process, only with more force! Then, naturally, Dudley winds up and brings the whole shaft (hah, shaft) of the stick crashing down against the back of the still-fallen Sky, causing the stick to semi-snap in half. Sky again winces in pain, and Dudley tosses the stick aside.
L-Mo: Werd yo�I play da tonsil hockey wit Dudley�s motha, represent.
Dudley goes back to work, picking Sky up, and whipping him into the ropes�.once Sky returns, Dave lands his ever-devestating Superkick, that sends Sky down onto his back. Dudley then heads out of the ring, for like the 255th time, and this time as he searches under the ring for a new weapon, he comes away with�.a table, a nice fancy wooden one, you know, the popular ones that people get put through. Anyway, Dudley slides the popular table into the ring, and dives back in himself.
JR: Dudley has taken the initiative so far in this match, and he�s looking to keep this trend going now, as he�s bringing a table into the mix!
Lawler: *yawn*, Looks like Dudley is about to wrap things up here�
Dave takes a few moments to actually set the table up�.and he finally gets around to picking Sky up and readying him for a move through the table�.BUT, Sky has been able to somewhat recover, and he counters Dudley�s impending attack by stepping down HARD on Dudley�s foot, causing him to hop around on one foot in pain�then Sky goes for a kick, but Dudley grabs a hold of his kicking foot��which sets up a perfect Enziguri situation, and Sky connects a wicked shot to the back of Dudley�s head, sending Dave down in a heap!
JR: Look out, King! Sky isn�t through with this match just yet! He�s fighting back like only he knows how!
With Dudley sedated for the time being, Sky pulls him up off the mat and grabs a hold of his neck�.then he takes off and hops up onto the turnbuckle, and pushes himself off�.. AND brings Dave Dudley CRASHING through the set-up table with the Acid Drop Sky refers to as the Overfloater!!!!! The table, naturally, snaps in half, and both Sky and his victim Dudley lay motionless for a few moments in the wreckage!!!!
JR: My GOD! What a big time move from Supa Sky, REALLY putting his neck and body ON THE LINE!
Lawler: He�ll regret that later on JR, you can rest assured he�ll damn well regret that!
Eventually, after the two guys remain down for a little while longer, Sky slowly�..begins��.to rise��.to his feet. He stumbles around for a bit as he�s gotten back to his feet, but nevertheless, he goes over and picks Dudley up once again�whips him into the ropes, and when Dudley returns, Sky grabs a hold of him, and locks him in a dragon sleeper!
JR: Sky with a tight grip on Dudley�s neck with that Dragon Sleeper here!
Sky holds the move for a moment�.and then takes off towards the turnbuckle, hops up onto the turnbuckle still with that Dragon Sleeper locked on�.and turns in mid-air, and brings the back of Dudley�s head and neck crashing down to the mat with a flying Inverted DDT!!! Dudley is down and pretty messed up, and Sky heads to the outside looking for his own weapons of choice.
Lawler: Damn Sky, he�s going to pay for all this, I guarantee it! This is just unfair!
JR: What King, getting a little hot and bothered over Dudley struggling against Sky in there?
L-Mo: Haha werd yo, da King be hot and bothad becuz his Viagra dosage be kickin in yo, hahah!
Lawler: Witty as ever, aren�t you, James?!
L-Mo: Witty? Yo man, I aint white, I�m all black babyz, WERD!
JR: My�.gosh, how dumb of a boy can you be?!
Anyway, Sky has managed to excavate a bag full of rocks from underneath the ring. Amazing, that there is just a random bag filled with blunt and somewhat sharp rocks, hanging underneath the ring. Anyway, Sky pulls it up into the ring with him, and dumps it out, leaving a bunch of rocks just scattered through the ring. He then takes the now-empty sack that the rocks were being held in, and places it over Dave Dudley�s head, prohibiting Dudley from being able to see anything! Then, Sky heads back out of the ring, and heads over to the timekeeper�s table and takes not the actual ring bell, but the HAMMER used to ring the bell!
JR: Well Sky has resorted to using a bag over Dudley�s head, and now what the hell is he going to do with that hammer?!
Sky then slides back into the ring, and rushes over to Dudley, now panicking and trying to pull the bag off his head�Sky does a nice thing and pulls the bag off for him, but then goes and CRUSHES Dudley in the face with the hammering part of the hammer! Dave is BUSTED open at this point, bleeding pretty decently from his forehead! I mean, he just got hit in the head with a hammer, what do you think he�s going to do?! Dave then goes and falls back flat on his back, and Sky isn�t done�..
Lawler: DAMNIT! That Sky has busted the President and OWNER of this company WIDE OPEN with a damned hammer! This can NOT be allowed to continue!
JR: You may not like it King�.but it seems like Sky is planning on going on with this mess! Look, he�s picked up some of those rocks he brought into the ring!
Lawler: My God, this is outright heinous, and disgusting! What the hell is he laying them across Dave Dudley like that for?!
L-Mo: Werd yo, hez gunna finish dis shyt HARDCORE style yo!
�.so Sky has laid the rocks across the chest of the one and only Dave Dudley, and Sky has now decided to ascend to the top of the turnbuckle, etc. He has himself up on the 2nd rung of the turnbuckle, and he turns himself around so that his back is to the ring and Dudley. Then he finishes his climb, and perches atop the turnbuckle��.but as he�s doing this, Dave has managed to slide his way out of the direct line of fire, VERY stealthily��and in his place, remain the SHARP PAINFUL ROCKS OH MY!
JR: Dear Lord, damnit Sky, TURN AROUND! Oh LORD THIS IS GOING TO BE UGLY, LOOK OUT!
�.Dudley has managed to slide completely out of the way, under the radar of Sky, yet the thousands of people in the actual arena of course are screaming for Sky to look out and what not, but it�s wrestling, nobody listens to the crowd anyway. So Dave has moved over to one side, but Sky��still launches off the top rope, with an attempted moonsault�� BUT he smacks face first up against those rocks, and doesn�t hit Dudley at all!!!!! Sky is basically completely screwed now, as he landed a moonsault on nobody but himself and some hard jagged rocks!!!!!
JR: GOOD GOD DAMN! Sky may very well be BROKEN IN HALF! SICKENING!
Lawler: So that plan pretty much completely backfired, HA!
After a moment, Sky rolls off the nasty rock piling formed mid-ring, obviously in some serious pain. Dudley is still on the mat next to where Sky crashed and burned, but with this development of misfortune for Sky, Dave has slowly begun to rise back to his feet��and��after��.a few moments, Dave stumbles back fully at attention, and rolls onto the outside.
JR: Dudley going back to the well, yet again, for more weaponry!
Lawler: Sky shot himself in the foot with that moonsault, now Dudley can finish him off with some destruction of his own!
Dudley finishes up his search, and comes back up into the ring with a phone, the cordless type with the big square answering machine dealy attached as well. In other words, it�s a big piece of plastic machinery. That�s only one of the objects Dudley resurfaces with�in his other hand, he�s got the dreaded cheese grater! Anyway, with these two things in hand, Dudley heads over to the fallen and still out-of-it Supa Sky�.and with one big swipe, manages to bring the answering machine/phone down right across Sky�s back! And AGAIN! This has sent the actual phone part of the concoction flying off in another direction, but it doesn�t deter Dudley, as he now takes the cheese grater in his other hand�.and first pounds it across the back of Sky�s head! Then, after he�s done that a bit, he grabs a handful of Sky�s hair, pulls his head off the mat�.. and starts grating the cheese grater against his forehead!!! Damn, that has to hurt and stuff�..anyway, naturally, Sky starts bleeding!!!!! So, both guys, are busted open at this point!!!!
JR: Damn that Dudley, he�s just tearing the FLESH right off of Sky�s forehead damnit! This is heinous!
Lawler: JR, have you noticed, you say �heinous� and �hellacious� an awful lot. Just thought I�d point that out.
JR: Well King�.they�re useful words�..in describing this atrocity!
Lawler: Oh fancy JR, you upgraded to �atrocity�!
L-Mo: Werd yo, who carez. Back to da match.
So Dudley eventually is content with the raking job he did on poor Supa Sky�s forehead, and he tosses the cheese grater away. Then, Dave jumps out of the ring, yet AGAIN, and this time, he returns with a steel chair. Dave surveys the damage a bit, looking at Sky, the pile of rocks, the broken broom stick, cheese grater, telephone, etc�..then Dave lays the steel chair right in the middle of the ring, presumably where someone will have to go through in order to have the match won�.anyway, Dave places the steel chair there, then goes over to the fallen Sky�.
JR: Now what, what more damage can that god damn Dudley possibly do here?!
Lawler: A lot more, JR! He�s got to figure out a way to get Sky through the center of that ring, so he might as well start somewhere!
Dudley then goes and picks Sky up off the canvas�kicks him in the gut, and hooks him��. then hoists Sky up, and takes off across the ring, and PLANTS him RIGHT ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR with the running Liger Bomb that Dudley calls the Running Dudley Bomb!!!!!! Sky lands HARD on his back, and on that steel chair, and its visible that the center of the ring gives a bit!!!!!
JR: MY GOD ALMIGHTY! THE CENTER OF THE RING HAS A DENT NOW!
Lawler: HAHA! The first step towards Dudley winning that World Title once and for all!
L-Mo: Werd yo dats like da dent I left in da hood of mah Tercel afta I ffucked yo momma on it, beeyotch.
Sky is virtually out, and Dudley pushes his body away and climbs up out of the small indention that�s been left mid-ring. He then grabs a hold of one of Sky�s arm, and drags him over to the turnbuckle, obviously preparing for yet another move.
JR: Now what, what the hell more can Dudley do with the battered Sky here?!?!
Lawler: Good question, but whatever it is, involves the top rope, and Sky getting dropped on his ass!
Dudley has Sky remain sprawled on the mat, right in front of the turnbuckle, but Dave hops up onto the bottom rung�.he then reaches down, and pulls Sky up onto his feet�Sky just sort of stumbles around a bit in the corner�and then Dave turns Sky around, so that he�s facing Dudley, who then climbs up to the 2nd rope�..
Lawler: Man, this does not look good for Sky, not one bit! He�s going to end up with a face full of casket underneath this ring, real soon!
JR: Yeah, we failed to mention that right underneath the center of the ring, there�s a cas--�..WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT JUST A MINUTE! LOOK WHOSE ON THEIR WAY TO RINGSIDE!
L-Mo: Werd bytch, look out Dudley man!
Camera turns from Dudley slowly trying to prop up Sky�..to a shot of the ramp/entrance area, where Dan Hampton and Andrew Leigh have immerged, and have taken off at full speed down the ramp, right towards the ring! The crowd pops big time at this development, and Hampton and Leigh finally reach the ring, with Leigh diving in headfirst�and Hampton sneaking up behind Dudley, who continues to try and scale the turnbuckle, bringing Sky with him�.Dudley, of course doesn�t notice either ONE of Leigh or Hampton enter the ring�..
Lawler: What the HELL do they want out here now, damnit?!?! This has NOTHING to do with either one of those idiots!
JR: Maybe they want to repay Dudley for sending out his goon to get involved in THEIR match, King. Did you ever think of that?!
�..Hampton is now standing on the apron behind Dudley and Sky�.. AND he pushes Dudley right square in the back, sending Dave TUMBLING down off the top rope, and bringing Sky down with him!!!!!! Dave lands HARD on his upper back/neck area!!!!!
Lawler: What a f*ucking cheap shot from Dan Hampton! This is pathetic! Where are some of Dudley�s allies, damnit, he needs some help!
JR: Why don�t you go volunteer your services then, King, if you think he needs help so badly!
�so Dudley is laid out on the mat, and over comes Andrew Leigh, who had entered the ring and watched Dudley tumble off the top rope!�..Leigh goes over, and picks Dudley up off the mat, right as Dan Hampton climbs up onto the top rope himself�..Leigh kicks the woozy Dudley once, hunches him over, and hooks him��bam, he drops him with a wicked Decal Brainbuster!!!!! Then, Leigh clears out of the way��� AND Dan Hampton FLIES off the top rope, does his little gay twist thing, and lands a RIDICULOUS, and most likely painful Summer In The Hamptons 450-degree splash on the fallen Dudley!!!!!!!!!!!! The crowd pops big!!!!!!
JR: DEAR GOD! DEAR GOD! What a COMBINATION of moves from Leigh and Hampton!!!!! Dudley may be BROKEN IN HALF!
Lawler: This is pathetic, damn them all. To hell.
The crowd continues to cheer, as Leigh heads over to the fallen Hampton, and pulls him up off the mat. He helps Dan collect himself, and then the two head out of the ring, leaving BOTH Sky and Dudley down and out, in the middle of the ring!�.Leigh and Hampton head to the back, walking backwards, and surveying the damage they�ve done, and the crowd continues to cheer��..
JR: My God, both Dudley and Sky have been left for dead there in that ring! Neither one is seemingly even moving at this point!
L-Mo: Werd it be lyk a train wreck in dere yo!
��..Dudley is still down and out������.Sky is still down and out����BUT, the first sign of life really���Sky���moves around a bit, sort of crawling around the mat trying to regain some type of consciousness���.and�..manages to get up onto his hands and knees��.the crowd starts cheering Sky on, trying to get him back up to his feet, etc���.and now Dudley is also starting to crawl around!�..Sky is up on one knee now!!���..and Dave is slowly���getting back to his hands���and knees���
JR: Both of these guys have put it all out on the line, have fought tooth and nail in this thing, with their eyes glued on the ultimate prize of that ICW World Title! Neither one looks ready to give up, not one bit!
Lawler: Come on Dave, get back up!
��.finally, the crowd POPS HUGE�..as SKY hops back up onto his feet�..he�s still a little woozy and what have you, as he stumbles around a little bit�..but he�s back on his feet, no less!
L-Mo: Werd yo, Supa Sky back in dis beeyotch.
JR: And Sky is up! Hell yes, Supa Sky, back up on his feet, ready to win this thing once and for all!
�..Sky is up, yes. Dudley, however, is also now hunched over on his hands and knees�.and Sky heads over to him! Sky reaches down to grab a hold of Dudley�� BUT Dudley COUNTERS with a wicked low blow!!!! Sky hunches over in pain himself, as Dudley slowly climbs up to his feet himself, and is now standing right there in front of the hunched over Sky!!!!
Lawler: HAH! A brilliant move by Mr. MacDudley, he was playing opossum and he drew Sky right into his Venus Fly Trap!
JR: That damn deceptive Dudley, he certainly was making it look like he was still down and hurting, that�s for damn sure! Now he�s right back in the driver�s seat of this match!
Indeed he is, as Dudley, now back on his feet completely, grabs a hold of the hunched over Sky�s head�..a