Post by O'Malley on May 9, 2011 7:49:36 GMT -6
The scene opens today with Murdoch MacArthur and Seamus O'Malley walking down the sidewalk just outside of the Gateway Center in which the duo just completed their first AA meeting...
Murdoch: Well that wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it'd be. I remember as a young lad my daddy always told me to stay away from those meetings because they'd hold ya down and nail your nutsack to a tree stump and dangle a bottle of whiskey in front of your nose 'til you lost the desire to try and stand up to grab it!! Told me that was how they got ya to stop drinkin!!
Seamus: And you believed him? Sweet jesus man, they only do that in Scotland, not here in America! Why would you believe such a thing? Then again, you have been known to mistake a goat for a lady so...that's beside the point...
Murdoch: Why does everyone frown upon my undying love for my four-legged ladies? I've never seen any of you try it, so what business have you lookin down on me for doin it?
Seamus (shaking head): Nevermind, Murdoch...just nevermind. So back to this match on Thursday. First time we've been set to face each other in ages! In a SANCTIONED match anyway... It think it'll be good practice. What does Dave think he's to accomplish by pitting us against each other? Does he not realize we fight amongst ourselves almost daily?
Murdoch: Aye! Doesn't make much sense at all, if ya ask me. I do know one thing, this man "The Ox" is on his own if he reaches for my hand! I'll not be helpin the cheatin bastard...
Seamus: The same goes for Mr. Harrison... The big arse speared me out of nowhere when we were poundin on his competition for his title last week! If he's gonna do a thing like that when we're tryin to help him keep his title, I'll damn sure not help him this time around! Matter of fact, I believe that come this Thursday, I'll do little more than sit in the corner and watch Harrison and Ox pound on each other. If either one comes my way, I don't care which team I'm on... I'll lay out the both of 'em!
Murdoch: Aye, tis a hell of an idea! I'll be doin the same! Besides, I don't think that Ox will have a great deal of help in his corner. It seems to me that QPublic has somewhat of a score to settle with him as well. Matter of fact, with all the enemies he's made, I'll be surprised if Ox walks out of the arena Thursday!!
Seamus: If I've anything to do with it...he won't...
...to be continued
Murdoch: Well that wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it'd be. I remember as a young lad my daddy always told me to stay away from those meetings because they'd hold ya down and nail your nutsack to a tree stump and dangle a bottle of whiskey in front of your nose 'til you lost the desire to try and stand up to grab it!! Told me that was how they got ya to stop drinkin!!
Seamus: And you believed him? Sweet jesus man, they only do that in Scotland, not here in America! Why would you believe such a thing? Then again, you have been known to mistake a goat for a lady so...that's beside the point...
Murdoch: Why does everyone frown upon my undying love for my four-legged ladies? I've never seen any of you try it, so what business have you lookin down on me for doin it?
Seamus (shaking head): Nevermind, Murdoch...just nevermind. So back to this match on Thursday. First time we've been set to face each other in ages! In a SANCTIONED match anyway... It think it'll be good practice. What does Dave think he's to accomplish by pitting us against each other? Does he not realize we fight amongst ourselves almost daily?
Murdoch: Aye! Doesn't make much sense at all, if ya ask me. I do know one thing, this man "The Ox" is on his own if he reaches for my hand! I'll not be helpin the cheatin bastard...
Seamus: The same goes for Mr. Harrison... The big arse speared me out of nowhere when we were poundin on his competition for his title last week! If he's gonna do a thing like that when we're tryin to help him keep his title, I'll damn sure not help him this time around! Matter of fact, I believe that come this Thursday, I'll do little more than sit in the corner and watch Harrison and Ox pound on each other. If either one comes my way, I don't care which team I'm on... I'll lay out the both of 'em!
Murdoch: Aye, tis a hell of an idea! I'll be doin the same! Besides, I don't think that Ox will have a great deal of help in his corner. It seems to me that QPublic has somewhat of a score to settle with him as well. Matter of fact, with all the enemies he's made, I'll be surprised if Ox walks out of the arena Thursday!!
Seamus: If I've anything to do with it...he won't...
...to be continued