Post by Dave Dangerously on May 18, 2008 0:31:21 GMT -6
"Spit" by Kittie plays...
In 1 language...
and if you press the SAP button, it comes to you in Pig-Latin...
In 1 country,
To all the damn homes in the world, because we're the only fed left, BOIIIIIIII!!!
It's ICW.
The worldwide PINNACLE In Sports-Entertainment!
The camera cuts to the inside of the Joe Louis Arena in Detroit Michigan, the site of ICW THURSDAY INFERNO!!!!!
"Apple Of Sodom" by Marilyn Manson, plays, as the pyro goes off of the stage, as the camera pans the crowd for signs:
"DUDLEY=EFWO KILLER! or not"
"http://web.archive.org/web/20040130220155/http://www.enteract.com/~katew/faqs/racmxFAQ/contents.html%22
"THE NEWEST KIDS BOOK: WHERE'S HAGAN?"
"WALDO > HAGAN"
"THESE SIGNS ARE SO INCREDIBLY CRAZY."
"YOUR GOD AND SAVIOR IS...THE UNKNOWN!!!!"
"EFWO? MORE LIKE BORE-APHYLL!...damn, I messed that one up."
"THE COSMIC CUBE IS DOOM'S, AND DOOM'S ALONE."
We are shown our announcers, at their table, called the announcers table. Fitting?
Jim Ross: Hello everyone and welcome to this special edition of Thursday Night Inferno!!! I'm Jim Ross alongside Jerry "The King" Lawler, and King, tonight, we're in for a night of...well...NON ICW action! Mainly because due to our time slot, we cant present to you the Battle Royal scheduled...but there are OTHER reasons for the Non ICW action...
Jerry "The King" Lawler: That's right, JR, tonight we have the public funeral for EFWO, a EWA Sanctioned match, and the EFWO CHAMPION, Ethan Prophet is here, since he is employed by Insane Championship Wrestling!!!
Jim Ross: Word has it that the current EFWO Championship expires when this new version of EFWO gets off the ground, if it ever does. So it looks like Ethan Prophet is going to be the last EFWO champion, of that era!
King: Looks that way. Well, its time for the EFWO Funeral...we're going to cut out for a while, and hand it over to the Emcee of the Funeral, Mr. James Elmo!
"The Forrest Gump Suite" by Alan Silvestri plays, and out comes Elmo, wearing a tux and everything.
Up on the stage, flowers, the funeral pyres, all of the typical funeral stuff is positioned. Elmo takes the podium, and begins to speak...
Emcee Elmo: Today, Mothers, Sisters, Brothers, Fathers.
We celebrate the fed that belonged to a man...that raped your daughter.
His name was Brian Oxenreider, and he was a cool, cool cat...
Except hes an ugly bitch, and he's really fat.
But dont worry about that, because EFWO is dead...
And now there's no room for Kallista to give head.
But, today isnt a time of celebration...
No, for The Josh, it's a time of masturbation.
Seems like the times that EFWO has died and came back, is ten...
Getting back to the masturbation, when he's doing it, he's thinking of men.
But it's all right, it's okay.
And dont you dare call Christian gay.
Because EFWO might be back, some day.
And ICW will kick their ass, they just may, they just may.
the fans cheer, as Emcee bows, as suddenly...
"Closer", by Nine Inch Nails hits, and the cheers turn to...boos.
JR: What the hell? He's always got to ruin everything!
King: Shut up, JR...our Champ has something to say!
Dave Dudley: All right, all right, hold up, cut the crap, I've had enough of this sentimental bullshit. I mean, should we REALLY be praising EFWO this much?
King: Praising? In ICW?
Dave Dudley: The truth is...EFWO needed to be put out of it's misery. A dying breed, plagued by petty infighting, nazi-like restrictions and rules, and constant bickering of the power and ownership.
Yeah, that's right. Flash back to 2000. The same scenario, 3 letters. L...W...N. EFWO was turning into LWN Deux. So I found myself in a position...I didnt like LWN, I didnt like EFWO, so naturally this amalgamation of EFWO and LWN needed to be put down. That, and Rosanna Arquette is hot.
The fans HEY BOO BOO! As Dave walks down the ramp, into the ring, as he continues...
Dave Dudley: All in all, the E-Federation World Order is no longer a world order. It's gone. The dream of Oxenreider, Shikaku, The Josh, and the others is over. The final piece is complete, in this crazy puzzle... INSANE CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING IS THE LAST LWN OFFSPRING IN EXISTENCE! Out of the 5feds group, ICW REMAINS!
JR: He's got a point, there.
Dave Dudley: So, I've said my peace. I think I've said enough about EFWO in the past...so in closing, I'd like to say PISS ON ALL OF YOU, AND PISS ON E-F-W-
Suddenly, "Prayer" by Sevendust hits the PA, as the fans cheer!
King: WHA?
JR: WHA?
And then, The EFWO World Heavyweight Champion, Ethan Prophet steps out onto the stage!!!
JR: THE EFWO CHAMP, ON ICW TV, THIS IS HISTORY IN THE MAKING!
Ethan Prophet: Hold on there, Dudley. Now it's no surprise that I'm here. I've been scheduled to be here long before I won this title from Christian Underwood, in the final EFWO match ever.
Dave Dudley: Blah, blah blah. You're the EFWO Champ. Well I'm the ICW Champ, suck on that.
Ethan Prophet: Which is why I'm here, at this moment, interrupting you. You see, you want to dog EFWO so much...well, I've had enough. I dont stand up for EFWO, hell I dont even like them. But I AM the champ. So lets give the fans something they've wanted for a long time. The first, and last, EFWO CHAMP VS ICW CHAMP TITLE FOR TITLE MATCH!
the fans erupt!!!
JR: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! THIS IS MADNESS!
Dave Dudley: ...you know what? You've got yourself a deal, little man, come down here and bring it on.
the fans go nuts, as Ethan drops his mic and walks down the ramp, entering the ring. Dudley drops his mic, and takes off his ICW Title belt, dropping it to the mat. Ethan does the same with his EFWO Title belt, as he enters the ring.
JR: This is UNBELIEVABLE! Two champions, fighting each other! And ONLY in ICW!
The bell sounds, as a referee enters the ring.
Dudley stands there, in the middle of the ring, as Ethan circles around...
Ethan cirles some more, and finally gets into the face of Dudley. Ethan points his finger in Dudley's face, and talks something...
Ethan pulls back the finger, and Dave Dudley sticks his own finger out, in Ethan's face. The finger then goes down, and JABS ETHAN IN THE CHEST, ETHAN GOES DOWN, FLAT ON THE MAT!!!
The crowd is stunned!
Dave Dudley makes the cover!!!!!!
1....
2....
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winner, and NEW EFWO World Heavyweight Champion, Dave Dudley!
The fans are shocked!
JR: Oh my lord, what just happened here?
King: AHHH! I Think, I think-
JR: Dave Dudley is the EFWO CHAMPION!! GOOD LORD!!!
The EFWO title belt is awarded to Dave Dudley, as he gets up,celebrating, as Ethan Prophet also gets up, and high fives Dave!!!
JR: MY GOD IN HEAVEN!!! THIS WAS A SETUP!!!
King: I cant believe it, Dave Dudley IS the EFWO World Champion!
JR: Ethan Prophet has just sold his soul to the DEVIL! AT WHAT COST???
Commercial Break:
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~~~~~~~Next Commercial~~~~~~~~~~
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~~~~~~Next Commerical~~~~~~~~~~~~
I just wanted to reaffirm that Rosanna Arquette is hot. Thank you, and drive safely.
Back to live television, where we see Ethan Prophet heading to the back, as he is on stage flipping the fans off as they chant "@#%$, @#%$".
Meanwhile, Dave Dudley is still in the ring.
JR: We're back, folks, and well, Dave Dudley hasnt left! During the commercial break he and Ethan Prophet taunted the fans, after Ethan allowed Dudley to pin him...here's a look at what happened during the break:
During the break:
Dave Dudley: Hey, all of you people, you're a bunch of [radio edit]
Ethan Prophet: Kiss my grits, faggots.
end of during the break.
Dave Dudley: Yes, folks, it is true. Dave Dudley, the EFWO champion. A title I have long desired, and long DESERVED.
the fans boo
Dave Dudley: And now the last piece of an experiment gone wrong rests in the hands of ICW. For alllll time. But, we'll discuss this later. There's more business to take care of at the moment.
And that is...yes, I promised you a EWA-sanctioned match here tonight.
I lied.
JR: Folks, we've got a feed from the backstage area...you...ok, lets go to the backstage area, where a commotion is starting!
Cameras cut away from Dave Dudley�s speech, to a shot backstage. The shot slowly opens from darkness to a view of the entire active ICW roster, huddled around one of those stupid monitors they have backstage at wrestling things. You�ve got great people like Heartbreak Chick Shawna Michaels, Lightning Bolt, the new guy Sam Altus, Ethan Prophet, Kayfabe, Amalek, Dan Hampton and Andrew Leigh, all huddled around a monitor focusing in on Dudley giving his spiel. Hampton and Leigh are at the front of the pack, and they�re the first ones to talk.
Dan Hampton: This is some stupid s*hit man, who the funk does Dave Dudley think he is?
Andrew Leigh: Yeah really, I find it hard to believe all those people out there care about his stupid little claim to fame of having all the titles.
Ethan Prophet steps up from out of the pack, stepping up into the face of Leigh and indirectly Hampton.
Ethan Prophet: Dave Dudley can do whatever the HELL he wants, idiots. The fact of the matter is, he�s got a lot more respect and actual intelligence slash talent��then pointing in HBC�s direction sluts and overall idiots like yourselves.
HBC tries to take a shot at Prophet, for you know, the disrespect�.but Leigh grabs a hold of her arm and holds her back , as Prophet tries to egg her on because he�s such a tough guy. Then from the back, the Third and Final Beast, et al, steps up into the front of the pack.
Amalek: Children���why doesn�t everyone just�..RELAX. You see�.none of you have dealt with Dudley�..as much as ME��.and all your bickering�..plays RIGHT into his hands��..
Now Kayfabe hops up into the picture, getting into Amalek�s face.
Kayfabe: You know what, why don�t you��just shove it up your ass. You talk of owning Dudley and having no allies, but you haven�t proved JACK S*HIT in this place since you�ve been here.
Amalek: �..Hahaha��.poor misguided Kayfabe��ME, not having accomplished ANYTIHNG��..in ICW?!?!��.you poor, poor soul���Don�t you know��I�m the FRANCHISE of this company�.
Hampton: Hey�..can�t we all agree to just beat up the new guy and be done wi---�..
Kayfabe: Interrupting Hampton Do me a favor, just shut up Hampton�..I�ve had enough of your whining Amalek, and you talked about making me some type of example, but you haven�t made me anything but more aware of how�.OVERRATED you are.
Amalek has had enough, and just throws a wicked punch at Kayfabe! Kayfabe absorbs the force of the shot and goes sprawling back! Now complete, utter MAYHEM breaks loose, as HBC breaks away from the block of Leigh and Hampton and dives at Prophet, and they start mixing it up! Leigh sees Prophet start getting the upper hand and dives in himself, beating down on Prophet, as Hampton rushes over and gets involved in the Kayfabe/Amalek portion of the fight, landing shots on BOTH guys, and it�s basically 6 people just fighting the hell out of each other!
Then, the only two people without a fighting partner, Lightning Bolt and the new guy Sam Altus, are sort of lingering outside the carnage. LB goes to walk away, but Altus, seeing as how everyone else is fighting, grabs a hold of LB and starts pounding him! So now EVERYBODY is fighting amongst themselves!
Finally, as the fighting continues and Prophet is overpowered by both Leigh and Michaels, Amalek takes out Kayfabe and then keeps brawling with Hampton! Lightning Bolt and Altus are fighting! Finally, in rush ICW officials and referees, trying to get between all the competitors.
Dave Dudley: Look at them. My band of rag-tag warriors, their petty infighting will bring them down, just like EFWO was brought down! But, I'll always be here. And Simeon, as long as he's on my side, he'll be here too.
So, let's get down to the real business, of the night.
Tonight, the Status Quo of ICW gets a facelift, and it WILL be done NOW!
First...let me announce that...
ICW RULES ARE NOW IN EFFECT, ONCE MORE!
ICW rules, you might say? It means THERE ARE NONE. No Disqualifications. No countouts. Anything goes. They dont call this INSANE Championship Wrestling, for nothing. And that will be the decree until I say NAY!
JR: ICW rules...amazing!
Dave Dudley: Which pleases me to announce...and, this happened once before...with a Beast...The ICW Hardcore Championship, a title that I hold, and redefined...is hereby RETIRED, until further notice! WIth the reissuing of ICW rules, the title is no longer needed.
King: Makes sense.
Dave Dudley: And now, the big, grand news. If you're not keeping score, I currently hold the 4 main titles of the LWN Spawn.
The ICW World Heavyweight Title
The LWN World Heavypost Title
The EWA World Heavyweight Hardcore Title
The EFWO World Heavyweight Title
Well, not only am I the first man to hold them all...I am the FIRST MAN TO HOLD THEM SIMULTANEOUSLY. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, BROTHER SIMEON?
Simeon: You...are...a...GOD!
Dave Dudley: I...AM...A...GOD!
JR: Sickening.
Dave Dudley: Well, I officially announce the RETIREMENT of the EWA World Hardcore, LWN, and EFWO World Titles, as those lineages will end with me, and their essences will now be merged into the ICW World Heavyweight Championship, making the ICW what is truely is...THE UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP.
the fans give a mixed reaction
JR: This is unprecedented! And, it's amazing!
King: He retired all of the belts! What an egomaniacal bastard. I LOVE IT!
Dave Dudley: So to sum it up, for my friends, it's quite simple. The circle is complete, the torch has been passed, FRIENDS, THE LETTERS LWN ARE NO MORE!!!! NOW AND FOREVER, THERE IS ONLY...I..C..W!!!!!
JR: GOOD LORD! We're out of time, folks, we'll see you soon! Goodnight everybody MY GOD!!!!
the last shot is of Dave Dudley...and his titles...all...of his titles...really, he has titles...
end transmission
Programming note: El Bastarde was not used in this broadcast.
In 1 language...
and if you press the SAP button, it comes to you in Pig-Latin...
In 1 country,
To all the damn homes in the world, because we're the only fed left, BOIIIIIIII!!!
It's ICW.
The worldwide PINNACLE In Sports-Entertainment!
The camera cuts to the inside of the Joe Louis Arena in Detroit Michigan, the site of ICW THURSDAY INFERNO!!!!!
"Apple Of Sodom" by Marilyn Manson, plays, as the pyro goes off of the stage, as the camera pans the crowd for signs:
"DUDLEY=EFWO KILLER! or not"
"http://web.archive.org/web/20040130220155/http://www.enteract.com/~katew/faqs/racmxFAQ/contents.html%22
"THE NEWEST KIDS BOOK: WHERE'S HAGAN?"
"WALDO > HAGAN"
"THESE SIGNS ARE SO INCREDIBLY CRAZY."
"YOUR GOD AND SAVIOR IS...THE UNKNOWN!!!!"
"EFWO? MORE LIKE BORE-APHYLL!...damn, I messed that one up."
"THE COSMIC CUBE IS DOOM'S, AND DOOM'S ALONE."
We are shown our announcers, at their table, called the announcers table. Fitting?
Jim Ross: Hello everyone and welcome to this special edition of Thursday Night Inferno!!! I'm Jim Ross alongside Jerry "The King" Lawler, and King, tonight, we're in for a night of...well...NON ICW action! Mainly because due to our time slot, we cant present to you the Battle Royal scheduled...but there are OTHER reasons for the Non ICW action...
Jerry "The King" Lawler: That's right, JR, tonight we have the public funeral for EFWO, a EWA Sanctioned match, and the EFWO CHAMPION, Ethan Prophet is here, since he is employed by Insane Championship Wrestling!!!
Jim Ross: Word has it that the current EFWO Championship expires when this new version of EFWO gets off the ground, if it ever does. So it looks like Ethan Prophet is going to be the last EFWO champion, of that era!
King: Looks that way. Well, its time for the EFWO Funeral...we're going to cut out for a while, and hand it over to the Emcee of the Funeral, Mr. James Elmo!
"The Forrest Gump Suite" by Alan Silvestri plays, and out comes Elmo, wearing a tux and everything.
Up on the stage, flowers, the funeral pyres, all of the typical funeral stuff is positioned. Elmo takes the podium, and begins to speak...
Emcee Elmo: Today, Mothers, Sisters, Brothers, Fathers.
We celebrate the fed that belonged to a man...that raped your daughter.
His name was Brian Oxenreider, and he was a cool, cool cat...
Except hes an ugly bitch, and he's really fat.
But dont worry about that, because EFWO is dead...
And now there's no room for Kallista to give head.
But, today isnt a time of celebration...
No, for The Josh, it's a time of masturbation.
Seems like the times that EFWO has died and came back, is ten...
Getting back to the masturbation, when he's doing it, he's thinking of men.
But it's all right, it's okay.
And dont you dare call Christian gay.
Because EFWO might be back, some day.
And ICW will kick their ass, they just may, they just may.
the fans cheer, as Emcee bows, as suddenly...
"Closer", by Nine Inch Nails hits, and the cheers turn to...boos.
JR: What the hell? He's always got to ruin everything!
King: Shut up, JR...our Champ has something to say!
Dave Dudley: All right, all right, hold up, cut the crap, I've had enough of this sentimental bullshit. I mean, should we REALLY be praising EFWO this much?
King: Praising? In ICW?
Dave Dudley: The truth is...EFWO needed to be put out of it's misery. A dying breed, plagued by petty infighting, nazi-like restrictions and rules, and constant bickering of the power and ownership.
Yeah, that's right. Flash back to 2000. The same scenario, 3 letters. L...W...N. EFWO was turning into LWN Deux. So I found myself in a position...I didnt like LWN, I didnt like EFWO, so naturally this amalgamation of EFWO and LWN needed to be put down. That, and Rosanna Arquette is hot.
The fans HEY BOO BOO! As Dave walks down the ramp, into the ring, as he continues...
Dave Dudley: All in all, the E-Federation World Order is no longer a world order. It's gone. The dream of Oxenreider, Shikaku, The Josh, and the others is over. The final piece is complete, in this crazy puzzle... INSANE CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING IS THE LAST LWN OFFSPRING IN EXISTENCE! Out of the 5feds group, ICW REMAINS!
JR: He's got a point, there.
Dave Dudley: So, I've said my peace. I think I've said enough about EFWO in the past...so in closing, I'd like to say PISS ON ALL OF YOU, AND PISS ON E-F-W-
Suddenly, "Prayer" by Sevendust hits the PA, as the fans cheer!
King: WHA?
JR: WHA?
And then, The EFWO World Heavyweight Champion, Ethan Prophet steps out onto the stage!!!
JR: THE EFWO CHAMP, ON ICW TV, THIS IS HISTORY IN THE MAKING!
Ethan Prophet: Hold on there, Dudley. Now it's no surprise that I'm here. I've been scheduled to be here long before I won this title from Christian Underwood, in the final EFWO match ever.
Dave Dudley: Blah, blah blah. You're the EFWO Champ. Well I'm the ICW Champ, suck on that.
Ethan Prophet: Which is why I'm here, at this moment, interrupting you. You see, you want to dog EFWO so much...well, I've had enough. I dont stand up for EFWO, hell I dont even like them. But I AM the champ. So lets give the fans something they've wanted for a long time. The first, and last, EFWO CHAMP VS ICW CHAMP TITLE FOR TITLE MATCH!
the fans erupt!!!
JR: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! THIS IS MADNESS!
Dave Dudley: ...you know what? You've got yourself a deal, little man, come down here and bring it on.
the fans go nuts, as Ethan drops his mic and walks down the ramp, entering the ring. Dudley drops his mic, and takes off his ICW Title belt, dropping it to the mat. Ethan does the same with his EFWO Title belt, as he enters the ring.
JR: This is UNBELIEVABLE! Two champions, fighting each other! And ONLY in ICW!
The bell sounds, as a referee enters the ring.
Dudley stands there, in the middle of the ring, as Ethan circles around...
Ethan cirles some more, and finally gets into the face of Dudley. Ethan points his finger in Dudley's face, and talks something...
Ethan pulls back the finger, and Dave Dudley sticks his own finger out, in Ethan's face. The finger then goes down, and JABS ETHAN IN THE CHEST, ETHAN GOES DOWN, FLAT ON THE MAT!!!
The crowd is stunned!
Dave Dudley makes the cover!!!!!!
1....
2....
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winner, and NEW EFWO World Heavyweight Champion, Dave Dudley!
The fans are shocked!
JR: Oh my lord, what just happened here?
King: AHHH! I Think, I think-
JR: Dave Dudley is the EFWO CHAMPION!! GOOD LORD!!!
The EFWO title belt is awarded to Dave Dudley, as he gets up,celebrating, as Ethan Prophet also gets up, and high fives Dave!!!
JR: MY GOD IN HEAVEN!!! THIS WAS A SETUP!!!
King: I cant believe it, Dave Dudley IS the EFWO World Champion!
JR: Ethan Prophet has just sold his soul to the DEVIL! AT WHAT COST???
Commercial Break:
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~~~~~~~Next Commercial~~~~~~~~~~
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~~~~~~Next Commerical~~~~~~~~~~~~
I just wanted to reaffirm that Rosanna Arquette is hot. Thank you, and drive safely.
Back to live television, where we see Ethan Prophet heading to the back, as he is on stage flipping the fans off as they chant "@#%$, @#%$".
Meanwhile, Dave Dudley is still in the ring.
JR: We're back, folks, and well, Dave Dudley hasnt left! During the commercial break he and Ethan Prophet taunted the fans, after Ethan allowed Dudley to pin him...here's a look at what happened during the break:
During the break:
Dave Dudley: Hey, all of you people, you're a bunch of [radio edit]
Ethan Prophet: Kiss my grits, faggots.
end of during the break.
Dave Dudley: Yes, folks, it is true. Dave Dudley, the EFWO champion. A title I have long desired, and long DESERVED.
the fans boo
Dave Dudley: And now the last piece of an experiment gone wrong rests in the hands of ICW. For alllll time. But, we'll discuss this later. There's more business to take care of at the moment.
And that is...yes, I promised you a EWA-sanctioned match here tonight.
I lied.
JR: Folks, we've got a feed from the backstage area...you...ok, lets go to the backstage area, where a commotion is starting!
Cameras cut away from Dave Dudley�s speech, to a shot backstage. The shot slowly opens from darkness to a view of the entire active ICW roster, huddled around one of those stupid monitors they have backstage at wrestling things. You�ve got great people like Heartbreak Chick Shawna Michaels, Lightning Bolt, the new guy Sam Altus, Ethan Prophet, Kayfabe, Amalek, Dan Hampton and Andrew Leigh, all huddled around a monitor focusing in on Dudley giving his spiel. Hampton and Leigh are at the front of the pack, and they�re the first ones to talk.
Dan Hampton: This is some stupid s*hit man, who the funk does Dave Dudley think he is?
Andrew Leigh: Yeah really, I find it hard to believe all those people out there care about his stupid little claim to fame of having all the titles.
Ethan Prophet steps up from out of the pack, stepping up into the face of Leigh and indirectly Hampton.
Ethan Prophet: Dave Dudley can do whatever the HELL he wants, idiots. The fact of the matter is, he�s got a lot more respect and actual intelligence slash talent��then pointing in HBC�s direction sluts and overall idiots like yourselves.
HBC tries to take a shot at Prophet, for you know, the disrespect�.but Leigh grabs a hold of her arm and holds her back , as Prophet tries to egg her on because he�s such a tough guy. Then from the back, the Third and Final Beast, et al, steps up into the front of the pack.
Amalek: Children���why doesn�t everyone just�..RELAX. You see�.none of you have dealt with Dudley�..as much as ME��.and all your bickering�..plays RIGHT into his hands��..
Now Kayfabe hops up into the picture, getting into Amalek�s face.
Kayfabe: You know what, why don�t you��just shove it up your ass. You talk of owning Dudley and having no allies, but you haven�t proved JACK S*HIT in this place since you�ve been here.
Amalek: �..Hahaha��.poor misguided Kayfabe��ME, not having accomplished ANYTIHNG��..in ICW?!?!��.you poor, poor soul���Don�t you know��I�m the FRANCHISE of this company�.
Hampton: Hey�..can�t we all agree to just beat up the new guy and be done wi---�..
Kayfabe: Interrupting Hampton Do me a favor, just shut up Hampton�..I�ve had enough of your whining Amalek, and you talked about making me some type of example, but you haven�t made me anything but more aware of how�.OVERRATED you are.
Amalek has had enough, and just throws a wicked punch at Kayfabe! Kayfabe absorbs the force of the shot and goes sprawling back! Now complete, utter MAYHEM breaks loose, as HBC breaks away from the block of Leigh and Hampton and dives at Prophet, and they start mixing it up! Leigh sees Prophet start getting the upper hand and dives in himself, beating down on Prophet, as Hampton rushes over and gets involved in the Kayfabe/Amalek portion of the fight, landing shots on BOTH guys, and it�s basically 6 people just fighting the hell out of each other!
Then, the only two people without a fighting partner, Lightning Bolt and the new guy Sam Altus, are sort of lingering outside the carnage. LB goes to walk away, but Altus, seeing as how everyone else is fighting, grabs a hold of LB and starts pounding him! So now EVERYBODY is fighting amongst themselves!
Finally, as the fighting continues and Prophet is overpowered by both Leigh and Michaels, Amalek takes out Kayfabe and then keeps brawling with Hampton! Lightning Bolt and Altus are fighting! Finally, in rush ICW officials and referees, trying to get between all the competitors.
Dave Dudley: Look at them. My band of rag-tag warriors, their petty infighting will bring them down, just like EFWO was brought down! But, I'll always be here. And Simeon, as long as he's on my side, he'll be here too.
So, let's get down to the real business, of the night.
Tonight, the Status Quo of ICW gets a facelift, and it WILL be done NOW!
First...let me announce that...
ICW RULES ARE NOW IN EFFECT, ONCE MORE!
ICW rules, you might say? It means THERE ARE NONE. No Disqualifications. No countouts. Anything goes. They dont call this INSANE Championship Wrestling, for nothing. And that will be the decree until I say NAY!
JR: ICW rules...amazing!
Dave Dudley: Which pleases me to announce...and, this happened once before...with a Beast...The ICW Hardcore Championship, a title that I hold, and redefined...is hereby RETIRED, until further notice! WIth the reissuing of ICW rules, the title is no longer needed.
King: Makes sense.
Dave Dudley: And now, the big, grand news. If you're not keeping score, I currently hold the 4 main titles of the LWN Spawn.
The ICW World Heavyweight Title
The LWN World Heavypost Title
The EWA World Heavyweight Hardcore Title
The EFWO World Heavyweight Title
Well, not only am I the first man to hold them all...I am the FIRST MAN TO HOLD THEM SIMULTANEOUSLY. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, BROTHER SIMEON?
Simeon: You...are...a...GOD!
Dave Dudley: I...AM...A...GOD!
JR: Sickening.
Dave Dudley: Well, I officially announce the RETIREMENT of the EWA World Hardcore, LWN, and EFWO World Titles, as those lineages will end with me, and their essences will now be merged into the ICW World Heavyweight Championship, making the ICW what is truely is...THE UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP.
the fans give a mixed reaction
JR: This is unprecedented! And, it's amazing!
King: He retired all of the belts! What an egomaniacal bastard. I LOVE IT!
Dave Dudley: So to sum it up, for my friends, it's quite simple. The circle is complete, the torch has been passed, FRIENDS, THE LETTERS LWN ARE NO MORE!!!! NOW AND FOREVER, THERE IS ONLY...I..C..W!!!!!
JR: GOOD LORD! We're out of time, folks, we'll see you soon! Goodnight everybody MY GOD!!!!
the last shot is of Dave Dudley...and his titles...all...of his titles...really, he has titles...
end transmission
Programming note: El Bastarde was not used in this broadcast.