Post by Dave Dangerously on Jul 30, 2011 20:04:49 GMT -6
"Spit" by Kittie plays...
Since 2000...
THIS is Insane Championship Wrestling
"Satellite" by The Kills plays, as The camera cuts inside the Verizon Center, in Washington D.C., as a red light saturates the fans in attendance. We see signs in the crowd:
"SAVE US, Y2A!"
"I WANT TO SPEND A SUMMER IN THE HAMPTONS"
"DANGEROUSLY FOR PREZ"
"LONE WOLF = RATNIGS"
"EFWhO?"
"BRING BACK JAMES ELMO!!!"
The camera settles on the announce team position.
Joey Styles: Hello everyone I am Joey Styles and welcome to ICW Death and Taxes 2011!
More shots of the crowd.
JS: We're glad to be here with you, and with me is my broadcast colleague, ScottiePP7!
ScottiePP7: Joey, tonight the ICW Title is up for grabs. It's hanging way up there on top cage #3!!!
Camera shows the triple cell, for tonight's Insanity Cell match. The ICW title can vaguely be seen, as Scottie described.
JS: ICW makes it's return as the rightful king of e-sports-entertainment tonight, and it looks like we're underway now!!!
Ding, Ding
"Bbb" by How To Destroy Angels hits, signalling the arrival of The Most Dangerous Man in Wrestling Today, The Hardcore Icon, Dave Dangerously. He comes out to a chorus of boos, as he looks intense. He makes his way to the ring.
PP7: This is a first for ICW on a PPV. A glass tables match? That's EMMF territory right there!
JS: That it is, but Dangerously has had a good track record in glass tables matches. That's how he won the EMMFed Championship!
PP7: The what?
JS: OH. Wait. Was that title belt retconned out?
PP7: The only title I know of is the ICW world title.
JS: Right, right. Yeah yeah I know. The ICW title merged with the EMMFed and the EFWO and the EWA and the LWN World titles yeah yeah...
PP7: And don't you forget it!
Dangerously enters the ring, as the ring crew starts lining several glass tables outside the ring.
PP7: There's gotta be like 20 of those tables out here, Styles!
JS: Remember, the falls are determined when an individual goes THROUGH a glass table. To win, you must put your opponent through a glass table THREE times.
PP7: And Hawk and Dove will count as a collective unit?
JS: That's right. Whereas it is a 2 on 1 match, Dangerously can put either Hawk OR Dove through a table to count towards a victory.
Dangerously leans into the corner, looking at the entrance ramp, as...
"Stress" by Justice hits, and out come the avatars of chaos and order, war and peace, Hawk and Dove make their way to the ring, to a mixed reaction from the fans.
JS: This has been brewing for weeks, since the Insane Rumble!
PP7: Some would say that Dangerously dominated that match, and was cost a victory by Lone Wolf!
JS: And you've got to wonder, will we see Lone Wolf here tonight? Or maybe the mystery assailant?
PP7: Well, what if the mystery assailant IS Lone Wolf?
JS: Are you insinuating that LW was behind all the attacks on Dangerously?
PP7: It all happened off-camera. Who knows?
Hawk and Dove enter the ring, and Dove already has to start restraining Hawk, who looks ready to go. Cut to Dangerously who is motioning to "bring it on".
JS: This is a powder keg of aggression already!
Ding, Ding
The bell sounds, and the referee slides out of the ring, as Hawk immediately goes for Dangerously, but Dangerously steps out of the turnbuckle corner,and Hawk runs into the turnbuckle pads.
Hawk turns around, and Dangerously greets him with a few left hands to the jaw. Hawk goes for a clothesline, Dangerously ducks. Hawk turns around again, and more punches from Dangerously.
PP7: Hawk showing some intensity here, barely feeling Dangerously's attack!
Hawk grabs Dangerously into an irish whip, Dangerously reverses, Hawk goes flying into the turnbuckle towards Dove, but Hawk puts the brakes on!
Hawk barely avoids Dove there, but before Hawk can turn around, Dangerously comes charging with a flying knee to the back of Hawk, smashing both he and Dove into the turnbuckle!
Dove drops to the mat, as Hawk stumbles backwards, Dangerously hits Hawk with a reverse neckbreaker/Dave cutter.
JS: Dangerously getting the upper hand here so far!
Dangerously slides to the outside and positions a glass table on the outside, pushing two tables together on the outside, close to the apron. He slides back into the ring, and picks up Dove by the hair.
Dangerously looks around at the fans, and points to the glass tables on the outside. He gets a mixed reaction from the crowd.
JS: It's those damn Dudley genes! He wants to put Dove through a table!
From behind, before Dangerously can do anything, Hawk attacks him, causing Dave to drop Dove.
Hawk clubs Dangerously in the back before picking up Dangerously in a big gorilla press slam.
Dave hits the middle of the ring, as Dove gets to her feet, and climbs the turnbuckle. She flies off with THE PACIFIER top rope hurricanrana! The fans pop for the high flying move.
JS: Very nice hurricanrana there by Dove!
PP7: How will Dangerously manage to put these two through tables, with the combined assault?
JS: Well, this is the match he signed up for.
PP7: Well it just isn't fair, two-on-one!
Dangerously slowly walks to his feet, and Hawk catches him in his clutches with ARMAGEDDON 2001, THE ROCK BOTTOM! Hawk instinctively goes for a pinfall.
JS: I think if this were a pinfall match, Dangerously would be down for the count. That rock bottom was brutal, Scott!
PP7: Hawk showing some great ring prowess there, instinctively going for the pinfall. Guess his rage lets some of his great ring skill through sometimes, eh?
Hawk picks Dave up, and whips him into Dove, who hits Dave with a drop-toe-hold, Dangerously goes flying into the second rope, laying across it. Dove motions to the crowd, and they love it!
PP7: What's this now? Keep an eye on Dove...
And she hits BRIGHTEST DAY, the 6-1-9 on Dangerously! The fans go wild! As she stands on the apron, she drops down, and Hawk follows her and they bring a glass table into the ring.
JS: And now they're going to start using the tables! Here we go!
The one table is in the ring, and Hawk tells Dove to put a second table in there, as well. He motions for her assistance.
PP7: Two tables? Damn! What are they gonna do?
JS: Maybe get two of the eliminations out of the way at first?
Hawk motions to Dove for help with the 2nd table, but she shakes her head.
cameras pick up the dialogue:
Hawk: What the hell? Come on!
Dove: No, that's too much. You don't need two tables.
Hawk: Help me.
Dove: No, you're taking it too far...
Hawk grabs Dove's wrist, and pulls him close to her.
Hawk: Put the DAMN TABLE IN THE RING!!!
Dove begrudgingly obliges, and the second table enters the ring...
PP7: Whoa, Dove is certainly intimidated by Hawk.
JS: Yeah, that Hawk has some kind of control over Dove. It's really strange, we've yet to discover more about it...but looks like Dove is convinced, and they're setting up two tables in the ring!
The two tables are set up in the ring. Dangerously gets to his feet and starts to run towards Dove, but is intercepted by Hawk. Hawk clubs Dangerously in the back, and hits THE WARMAKER, AN AWESOME BOMB! Dangerously is planted on the mat.
JS: NICE AWESOME BOMB from Hawk there!
Hawk then stacks the glass table ON TOP OF THE OTHER GLASS TABLE, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!
PP7: What the hell? STACKED GLASS TABLES??
JS: We have STACKED GLASS TABLES!!!
Hawk motions to Dove. Hawk grabs Dangerously, and walks towards one turnbuckle. He is facing the short end of the table. Dove climbs on the turnbuckle direclty across from Hawk.
The way this will look is
Hawk and Dove > table is positioned like this /
Dove
> /
Hawk
Make sense?
Dove stands on the top, as Hawk climbs the turnbuckle, and he takes Dangerously with him.
JS: Oh no. Oh NO!
Hawk flies off at the same time as Dove, WITH THE DAWN OF WAR, HAWK HITS A FLYING AWESOME BOMB ON DANGEROUSLY THROUGH THE STACKED TABLES! HAWK LANDS ON HIS FEET, MEANWHILE DOVE HITS A SHOOTING STAR PRESS SIMULTANEOUSLY. DANGEROUSLY GETS CLUSTERFUCKED THROUGH THE TABLES!!!
HAWK AND DOVE: 1
DANGEROUSLY: 0
The fans are chanting HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!
PP7: GOOD LORD!
JR: GOOD GOD DAMN ALMIGHTY!
JS: What the fuck?
Hawk is jazzed up, as he then realizes that Dove is covered in glass. He helps her out of the wreckage, as she has some minor cuts on her hands shoulders and back. Dangerously, meanwhile, is bleeding from the legs, arms, back, and a cut on his side.
JS: Pure carnage!!!
PP7: I hope they had their tetnus shots.
Dove rolls out of the way, and eventually out of the ring. The referee is joined by an EMT who starts to wipe off Dove's wounds with some santizing cloths.
PP7: What the hell, where are the EMT's for Dangerously?
JS: Maybe Hawk is so intimidating, they were forced to come down!!
Hawk looks on from the ring, down at Dove and the EMT and ref. Suddenly, from the back, LOU E. DANGEROUSLY comes down to the ring, he enters the ring and he HITS HAWK IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE GIANT CELL PHONE!!! The fans cheer!
JS: LOU E is here WITH AN ASSAULT ON HAWK!
PP7: Now the odds are even a little bit!
Shards of broken glass are in the ring, as Dangerously writhes in them, trying to get to his feet.
Hawk turns around, and grabs Lou BY THE THROAT! LOU HITS HAWK WITH THE PHONE IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD, NOW! Hawk lets go...
PP7: I think Lou is just pissing off Hawk here, Joey.
Hawk backs off...and RUNS TOWARDS LOU E. WITH ARIES' SPEAR!! LOU IS DOWN!!!
PP7: See?
JS: Hell of a spear by Hawk! Lou E. is OUT COLD!
Hawk picks up Lou E...sets him up for a powerbomb...OVER THE TOP ROPE, TO THE OUTSIDE, THROUGH A GLASS TABLE...AWESOME BOMB!!!!
ICW,
ICW!
ICW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!
Lou E is in a pile of shattered glass, as Hawk grabs the rope and howls towards the crowd. The fans are going nuts!
PP7: Seriously...someone get help for Lou, here. Now! Guys!
The EMT leaves Dove, and is joined by two other EMT's as, they tend to Lou E. Dangerously.
Hawk looks down...
but from behind, Dangerously crawls towards, and STABS HAWK IN THE THIGH WITH A SHARD OF GLASS!!!! HAWK SCREAMS!!!!!!!!!
Dangerously gets to his feet, KICKS HAWK WITH A LOW-BLOW, AND HITS HIM WITH A DAVE CUTTER!!!!!! Hawk goes down!!!
JS: DANGEROUSLY USING THE GLASS AS A WEAPON! OH MY GOD!!!!
Dangerously, bloody in several spots, rolls to the outside, as he is limping around, presumably from glass in his boots.
He walks towards Dove, who is being attended to by the referee. The referee gets between Dove and Dave, and Dave just pushes the ref away. The referee verbally abuses Dave.
PP7: Dangerously going for Dove, here!
Dave approaches Dove, who is leaning against the guard rail. Dangerously stops, and searches under the ring apron...PULLING OUT A STEEL CHAIR!!!
JS: No, COME ON!
PP7: COME ON, DAVE!
Dangerously stares at Dove, who gets to her feet. She looks to Hawk, who is still out in the middle of the ring.
She looks back at Dave...
HE THROWS THE STEEL CHAIR AT HER!
SHE CATCHES IT!!!
DANGEROUSLY HITS THE SUPER HERO SUPER KICK INTO THE STEEL CHAIR INTO DOVE'S FACE!!!
THE FANS ARE SILENT, GASPING!
JS: GOD!!!
PP7: Come on, man! Enough!
Dove goes down, busted open in the face, blood dripping out of her mask. Dave picks her up by the hair, as we see the EMT's carrying off Lou E.
Dave rolls Dove back into the ring, and sets her up on the turnbuckle, climbing up with her.
JS: NO, STOP THIS!
PP7: Wait, he's going to...no. NO WAY!
Dangerously points at the glass tables on the outside he moved together earlier...
he picks Dove up...
SUPER DAVE BOMB TO THE OUTSIDE, THROUGH THE SIDE-BY-SIDE TABLES!!!
HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
Hawk and Dove: 1
Dave Dangerously: 1
The fans are in disbelief, as Dave gets up, picking some glass out of his knee pads. Dove is out, in a pool of broken glass. They only connected on one of the two side by side tables, although the second one looks to be cracked.
PP7: SOMEONE STOP THIS MATCH!!!!!!
JS: THIS IS PURE INSANITY! OH MY GOD!!!!
Dave is up, and he raises his arms up to the fans, Russell Crowe-in Gladiator-style.
They boo him, intensely.
The EMT's are back out, and they remove Dove from the wreckage, who is busted open all over the place, and put her on a stretcher.
Dangerously climbs up onto the apron, and faces the EMT's , back towards the ring.
JS: They really need to stop this. Good LORD!
Dangerously pulls some glass out of his hand, as he smiles. We see Hawk in the ring, getting to his feet. He glances over at Dove on the stretcher, and LOSES IT.
PP7: Ut oh. Hawk is seeing red!
His eyes become huge, as he yells out and rushes towards Dangerously who is still looking out,
HE RUNS INTO DANGEROUSLY, PUSHING HIM OFF THE APRON, AND DANGEROUSLY GOES THROUGH THE TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE! THE GLASS SHATTERS!!!!!!!
Hawk and Dove: 2
Dave Dangerously: 1
The fans chanting again ICW, ICW, ICW!
JS: GOOD LORD!!!
Hawk slides out to the ramp area, where Dove is being escorted by the EMTs. He checks on her, but the EMTs try to assure him that she is fine. Hawk THROWS AN EMT OUT OF THE WAY!!! More EMT's and security restrain him.
JS: Hawk is IRATE about Dove possibly being injured, here!
PP7: Dangerously is down 2-1 here, and Dove looks to be taking a trip to the hospital. The same can be said for all individuals here, I would imagine, Joey!!!
Dangerously gets to his feet, as the table broke without much pressure, and shattered more instantly due to the previous impact. Dangerously's arm and shoulder are sliced open, with the blood running down his entire left arm that took the brunt of the impact.
Dangerously picks up the steel chair, and walks towards the ramp, towards Hawk.
JS: Dangerously is up, hunting Hawk!!
The EMTs and Dove head backstage, as Hawk looks on. Dangerously HITS HAWK IN THE BACK WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!! HAWK TURNS AROUND...STEEL CHAIR TO THE SKULL!!!!!
PP7: WHAT A MESS this match is. Jesus CHRIST!
JS: There is definitely going to be a deductible involved here tonight, Scott!
Dangerously picks up Hawk and leads him to the ring. Dangerously rolls Hawk into the ring, and then grabs a glass table, sliding it in as well.
JS: Dangerously, still ticking, still arranging furniture as he pleases.
PP7: Dangerously has gone through two glass tables, Hawk has gone through ZERO! How is Dangerously still up?
JS: It's the will of The Hardcore Icon flowing through him, Scott. You know this! He's re-establishing himself as the king of hardcore here TONIGHT!
Dangerously sets the glass table up in a turnbuckle. He picks up Hawk, and begins to WHIP HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE, IRISH WHIP INTO THE GLASS...
HAWK REVERSES, DAVE GOES TOWARDS THE GLASS...
DAVE REVERSES, HAWK GOES INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER THIS TIME, FACE FIRST, DANGEROUSLY FOLLOWS SUIT, HITTING HAWK WITH TWO FLYING KNEES INTO THE BACK, THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN TO DANGEROUS-VILLE!!! Hawk writhes in pain, as Dave then falls BACK WHILE HOLDING HAWK, CAUSING HAWK'S BACK TO BE DROVE STRAIGHT INTO DAVE'S KNEES, A-LA CARLITO'S BACKSTABBER, THE BIG COME DOWN!!!
JS: WHAT A MOVE BY DAVE DANGEROUSLY!!!
PP7: GREAT WRESTLING ACTION HERE!
Dave goes to the outside, and grabs a table. He sets it close to the middle of the ring, facing the turnbuckle.
PP7: Dangerously not satisfied with the table configuration here!!!
Dangerously picks up Hawk, and puts him on the top turnbuckle. Hawk sits there, as Dangerously climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and grabs Hawk in a foward headlock...
JS: DANGEROUSLY GOING FOR A SUPER DIAMOND CUTTER HERE!!!!
That's right, Joey. DAVE LEAPS OFF GOING FOR A TOP ROPE MODIFIED 4D OF SORTS, BUT HAWK HANGS ON!!!!
PP7: OH NO!!!!
HAWK THROWS DANGEROUSLY OFF INSTEAD, DANGEROUSLY GOES BACK FIRST INTO THE TABLE...
IT DOESN'T BREAK!!!
JS: GOOD LORD!! THE TABLE DIDNT BREAK! DANGEROUSLY'S BACK MAY BE BROKEN HERE!!!
PP7: NO ELIMINATION!!!
Dangerously leans on the table, in pain. Hawk stands on the top turnbuckle...
JS: Hawk going for a HIGH FLYING MOVE???
PP7: I don't know, this may be a mistake...
HAWK FLIES OFF TOWARDS DANGEROUSLY, BUT DANGEROUSLY CATCHES HIM WITH A DAVE CUTTER THROUGH THE TABLE AS HAWK FALLS TO THE MAT! THE TABLE EXPLODES!!!
Hawk and Dove: 2
Dave Dangerously: 2
The fans chanting ICW, ICW, ICW!!!!
PP7: LOOK OUT FOR FLYING GLASS!!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!! WHAT A MOVE!
PP7: Dangerously has tied it up here!
Dangerously gets to his feet, holding his back. He signals to the fans, and gets a pretty good response from everyone.
Dangerously leans over, and waits for Hawk to get up.
JS: Both of these men have taken a GREAT deal of punishment here tonight, Scottie!
PP7: Look at Dangerously, he's covered in cuts! LOOK AT HAWK, HE IS BLEEDING FROM THE FACE!
Hawk writhes in the glass, as he is bleeding from the face and chest, and the thigh where he was stabbed earlier in the match.
JS: HOW MUCH LONGER CAN THIS GO ON?
PP7: Not too much longer! Next one to go through the table LOSES the match!!!
Dangerously, trying to catch his breath, waits for Hawk. Suddenly, from down the aisle, a MASKED INDIVIDUAL RUNS TOWARDS THE RING AREA!!! HE HOPS UP ON TOWARDS THE RING APRON!
PP7: What the?
JS: WHO IS THAT? SOMEONE GET HIM OUT OF HERE!
Dangerously goes towards the individual, as the masked man rakes Dangerously's eyes.
The man begins to enter the ring, but Dangerously PUSHES HIM OFF THE APRON!
JS: Who the hell is that?
PP7: THe Man who has been attacking him, I know it!!!
Dangerously looks on, as Hawk, from behind, grabs Dangerously! He whips Dangerously, but Dangerously reverses. Hawk goes flying into the ropes, bounces off, goes for a clothesline!
Dangerously DUCKS!
Hawk bounces off the ropes, runs back towards Dangerously, but Dangerously lifts him up into the air with a flapjack...
THE 4D!!!!!!! THE DAVE DANGEROUSLY DEATH DROP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAWK IS DOWN!!!!
JS: 4D! 4D!!! THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT!
PP7: WHAT A DEVASTATING 4D!!!!!!!
The fans go nuts, as Dangerously springs up! He motions to the fans!
JS: Dangerously has got this one where he wants it!
PP7: He's gotta put Hawk through another table, though!!!
The masked man hops back up on the ring apron...UNMASKS...
LONE WOLF!!!!!!
THE FANS GO NUTS!
DANGEROUSLY IS PISSED!!!!!!
JS: IT IS LONE WOLF!!!!
PP7: I TOLD YOU, STYLES!!!!
Dangerously walks towards the apron, as Lone Wolf pulls out a black baseball bat that he had apparently taped to his back, under his shirt!!!
JS: LONE WOLF HAS A BAT!!!!
HE SWINGS IT AT DANGEROUSLY, DANGEROUSLY BLOCKS IT! HOLDING ON TO THE BAT! WITH WOLF'S FREE HAND, HE PRODUCES SOMETHING FROM HIS POCKET...
PP7: DANGEROUSLY BLOCKING THE BAT SWING FROM WOLF...WAIT, WHAT IS THIS???
Lone Wolf has produced some MACE, OR PEPPER SPRAY!!! HE SPRAYS IT INTO DANGEROUSLY'S EYES!!!!!
JS: What the HELL?
Dangerously, blinded, lets go of the bat, holding his eyes. He turns towards the middle of the ring. Lone Wolf jumps off the apron, as the fans are booing.
PP7: DANGEROUSLY IS BLINDED!!!!!!!!!!
Dangerously, holding his face, looks up just long enough to see a recovered HAWK RUNNING TOWARDS HIM, ARIES' SPEAR PUSHING DANGEROUSLY INTO THE TURNBUCKLE THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hawk and Dove: 3
Dave Dangerously: 2
Winners, Hawk and Dove
THE FANS ARE GOING NUTS!!!
JS:OH MY GOD!!!! DANGEROUSLY IS THROUGH THE TABLE!!! HAWK WINS!!! THIS MATCH IS OVER!!!
PP7: I can't BELIEVE IT!!!!!
The bell sounds, as both Dangerously and Hawk are in a sea of broken glass.
Lone Wolf walks back up the ramp, backwards, as he looks at the ring. Smiling.
EMTs and ring technicians come down to the ring to start clearing the remaining tables,
broken glass, and to check on the two combatants.
Hawk is bleeding from his shoulder now where the spear connected with the glass.
Dangerously has lacerations across his whole body.
JS: Thank GOD this match is over.
PP7: Yeah. These guys are definitely going to need medical attention, Joey. And if we could...please...more EMTs. Guys. Come on.
EMTs are wiping off Hawk as he shrugs them off, running to the backstage area.
JS: Hawk undoubtebly running to check on the status of Dove, Scottie.
PP7: I don't think Dave Dangerously is going to be getting up for a while, Joey.
EMTs are tending to Dangerously now, who appears to be only semi-conscious.
Cut to a backstage area, where we see Hawk running and entering an Ambulance as it takes off.
Cut to another angle, outside the arena, where security has blocked off some door, and are restraining some people from entering the arena:
We see:
The Ox, The Warrior, Shogun, Nate Sharp.
The Ox: Let us in, damnit!
Security: Sorry, sirs. We're under orders.
Suddenly, from behind, the door bursts open. Lone Wolf is there!
PP7: What the hell is this?
Lone Wolf TAKES OUT THE SECURITY GUARDS WITH THE BASEBALL BAT!
JS: OH MY GOD! NO!
Wolf steps out of the way, and motions to the group, as if to say "After you..."
The group enters the arena, and we see a close up of Lone Wolf, again smiling, as he departs the scene.
JS: Brutal attack there! Someone arrest Lone Wolf!
PP7: And we need someone to check on those security guards. GUYS! GET SOME EMTS OUT THERE RIGHT NOW, DAMNIT!
JS: And now we have a group of...former EFWO stars who ARE under ICW contract, but have been suspended for a violation of contract by not appearing at some scheduled dates. Fans, the card was altered here tonight due to this. If you remember correctly, The Ox won the ICW World title, and then held it up, saying he won it under suspicious actions. Well, The Ox hasn't been SEEN or heard from since, and as such, he was suspended by the ICW executive committee. And now here he is, alongside some of the other stars that were affected by these no-shows...in what looks to be...some EFWO unity here?
PP7: I don't like it one bit!
JS: And the crew is still cleaning up the glass and the blood from the last match, and the Triple Cage is about to be lowered. Scott...WHAT ELSE CAN HAPPEN TONIGHT?
Backstage we see Fenyx Kayne laying in a broken mess,
bloodied, and through a table.
PP7: Hey look! What the-
The camera cuts to the other side of the hallway, where we see
Lone Wolf attacking Judah "The Lion" Walton with a
baseball bat.
JS: Someone stop this! Get security back there!! Come on!!!
Security shows up, and Lone Wolf runs off, down the hallway.
Cameras show Kayne and Walton, both out cold.
PP7: EMTs are coming down now to take care of Walton and
Kayne...but Joey, you gotta wonder, are they going to be able to
compete here coming up?
JS: Wolf is SICK!
The camera shows the Insanity Cell, continuing to be lowered
here and set up.
JS: How is this going to affect our main event here? It's
coming up next, and ladies and gentlemen let me tell you - it is
going to be AWESOME!
PP7: How can it not be, Joey? It's for the ICW World
Heavyweight Championship!!!
Cameras show a SECOND ambulance leaving, as Dave
Dangerously is loaded into it. Lone Wolf walks by, smirking. Wolf
then goes up to a black limo...
JS: What's this, now???
The window rolls down, and we see a hand extend out, handing
Wolf a roll of cash.
LW Much obliged.
Voice inside the limo: The pleasure is all ours. Now, would
you be so inclined as to find a nice hiding spot to wait for our
arrival?
LW Sure...whatever you want. counting money, smiling
The window rolls up, LW leaves, as the ambulance leaves as well,
and a THIRD ambulance arrives, presumably for Kayne and
Walton.
The ambulance backs up, EMTs exit, as does HAWK...who
looks enraged.
JS: HAWK is back? WHAT THE HELL?
PP7: Well he's too late! He just missed Dangerously, he's in
the ambulance that just left.
JS: Scott...Dangerously might be alone with Dove at the
hospital!
PP7: That's true, but do you think Dangerously is in
condition to do anything? Plus, you gotta think Hawk wouldn't
leave Dove unless she was safe...and unless he had some business
to take care of.
PP7: SECURITY!!!
Hawk turns around toward
the outside...fuming. He sees the black limo...and approaches it...
JS: WHAT THE HELL is going on here?
Cut to the ringside area, where we see the Insanity Cell finally
set up.
Ding, ding
"War Is The Answer" by Five Finger Death Punch hits, but then
stops, as "The Subtle Arts of Murder and Persuasion" by Lamb of
God hits, signalling the arrival of the IRA, Murdoch MacArthur
and Seamus O'Malley, as the fans give a mixed reaction.
JS: Well our main event is underway here ladies and
gentlemen, and one of these...well...FIVE men, now, will become
the new ICW World Heavyweight Champion.
PP7: But they are going to have to brave the ICW Insanity
Cell to do so, Joey!!!
JS: That's right, Scott! The Insanity Cell - three tiers of hell.
The first cage, a hell in the cell cage full of tables, ladders, and
chairs. Eliminations can occur by pinfall or submission. The
second cage, a regular sized steel cage, accessed through a door
on the top of cage 1. This cage is full of tables, eliminations only
occur by being put THROUGH a table in this cage. You must exit
this cage through a door on the side, and climb up, entering cage
3, which contains a sole ladder. You must exit cage 3 with the
ladder, and set it up on top of cage three, the smallest cage, and
retrieve the ICW World Title up top hanging from the rafters. The
doors to cages two and three will open when all but TWO men
have been elimiated in the cages' respective ways.
The winner? Your NEW ICW World Heavyweight Champ.
O'malley and Macarthur enter cage 1 via the main doors. There
is one referee inside the cage, to count pinfalls/submissions.
There is a second referee tethered to the cables that raise/lower
the cage on top of cage 1 outside of cage 2, to verify table
eliminations.
The IRA look at each other, and look up at the series of cages
above them.
PP7: These partners...FRIENDS...are going to have to work
together here but you've got to think, when it comes down to it,
they will turn against each other in a split second.
JS: That's just the nature of the beast, Scott.
"Sucks" by KMFDM hits, and out comes Johnny Q. Public to
a great reaction from the crowd! He comes down the aisle,
looking intensely ready. QPublic enters the cage, and stands in
the ring on the opposite side of the IRA, staring them down.
JS: QPublic looking to prove himself again here tonight as
the greatest wrestler in ICW.
PP7: But will the "cleancore" style work here tonight, Joey?
"The Ecstacy of Gold" by Morricone hits, and out comes
Calvin Constantine, slowly, to a chorus of boos. He slowly
makes his way into the ring, and stands on the outside, circling
the cage.
JS: Constantine showing a new attitude as of late here,
Scottie. The fans have turned their backs on him.
PP7: I for one LIKE Constantine's new focus, Joey. He's PP7
material, for sure.
JS: PP7 material? By that you mean some skid-marked white
underwear?
PP7: ...I wear navy blue bikini briefs, THANK YOU.
Calvin is on the outside of the cage, QPublic and the IRA are in
the ring, when suddenly...
JS: WAIT LOOK!
The EFWO conglomerate have arrived, Shogun, Nate Sharp,
The Warrior, The Ox are all running down the aisle. Shogun,
Sharp, Warrior all enter through the door. Warrior starts to go
after QPublic, Shogun goes after Macarthur, and Sharp goes after
O'malley.
PP7: Someone get them out of here!
The Ox does not enter the cage, he begins to CLIMB the cage! In
his hands, a pair of BOLT CUTTERS!
JS: What the hell?
Meanwhile, Constantine sets up a BIG ladder on the outside, and
begins to climb, up towards the door at the top, and ENTERS CAGE
TWO!
PP7: Constantine going for cage two! Avoiding the conflict!
JS: The OX is on top of cage one, and he is now climbing on
top of cage two, he's going for that ICW title, Scott!
"Mexicola" by Queens of the Stone Age hits, and the fans go
wild...it's the arrival of THE ANIMAL. THE GLADIATOR...
HARRISON!!!!!!!!!!
He runs down to the ring! The Warrior clotheslines QPublic over
the top rope, and stands triumphant, but Harrison is in the ring,
ET TU SPEAR to The Warrior!
JS: HARRISON IS HERE! THE GLADIATOR! SPEAR!
The IRA are working on Shogun and Sharp, incapacitating them,
as security finally arrives to remove the three intruders. Harrison
notices The Ox up top, after the fans direct his attention.
JS: Harrison going for OX!!!
Harrison leaves the cage, and begins to climb, as The Ox has
used the bolt cutters to open cage three, and removes the ladder,
placing it on top of cage three. Harrison has reached the top of
cage 1, begins to climb cage 2. The fans are going nuts!
PP7: The OX is trying to steal the ICW title!
The Ox sets the ladder up, and drops the bolt cutters. The bolt
cutters fall down into cage two, and we see Calvin Constantine
pick them up!
JS: Constantine has the bolt cutters! He's going to try to
open the cage 2 door to get out!
The Ox begins to climb the ladder, but Harrison is there! He
pulls the Ox down!!!
JS: HERE WE GO!!!
Harrison CLOCKS The Ox, he goes down, falling to the top of
cage two!
Harrison jumps down, THUMBS DOWN TO THE CROWD!!!!!
PP7: Oh no!!! OH NO!!!!!!!
Harrison picks the Ox up...THE FALL OF ROME POWER BOMB
ON TOP OF CAGE TWO!!!!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!
The security and referees have removed the three EFWOers and
are escorting them out of the cage door.
Ox rolls off of cage two, and crawls toward the ledge of cage one,
as Harrison follows him. He looks at Harrison, on his knees,
pleads for mercy, Harrison KICKS HIS FACE!!!!!!! PICKS HIM UP,
GORILLA PRESS SLAM OFF THE TOP OF CAGE ONE, OX GOES
CRASHING INTO THE REST OF THE EFWO GROUP AND THE
SECURITY DETAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PP7: YES!!!!!!!!!! GOODBYE, EFWO!!!!
More security rushes down, referees, officials, they escort the
EFWO group out to the back. Harrison climbs down, enters the
cage, the referee LOCKS the cage, THE BELL SOUNDS!
Ding, ding
Harrison enters the ring, as Macarthur goes after him. O'Malley
and QPublic slugging it out on the outside.
JS: This match FINALLY underway here!
PP7: Constantine is still up top, trying to unlock cage two.
It's on a mechanism, the operator will release it when we get down
to two individuals left...but he's trying to cut through it!
Macarthur whips Harrison into the ropes, Harrison goes for a
spear, Macarthur ducks out of the way! Harrison catches himself,
but turns right around into a DONKEY PUNCH from
Macarthur!
PP7: You ever been donkey punched, Joey?
JS: No, but Clee Tarus has.
PP7: Huh?
Macarthur slides out, and grabs a steel chair. QPublic and
O'Malley are locked up on the outside. Macarthur hits QPublic in
the back with the chair! QPublic goes down!
JS: BrUUUtal chair shot from Macarthur here!
Macarthur drops the chair, and sets up a table on the outside.
The table gets set up, and then O'Malley grabs QPublic, hits
QPublic with THE BLACKWATER PLUNGE ON THE TABLE!!!
Macarthur and O'Malley BOTH COVER QPUBLIC!
1...
2...
HARRISON BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!!
JS: Harrison breaking the count, looks like he has more
respect for QPublic than to let him go down like that!
PP7: Well if you ask me, that was stupid! He should have let
him get eliminated!
Harrison tries to fight off the IRA, but they get the double team.
O'Malley hits harrison in the back with the chair, and they both
roll him into the ring.
"LET'S FINNISH THIS SHITE!" Yells Macarthur.
JS: The IRA looking to put away The Animal here!
Macarthur picks up The Gladiator and whips him into the ropes.
O'Malley immediately hops up on Murdoch's shoulders, and
balances. As Harrison hits the rebound, Macarthur gets the big
boot! Harrison goes down, O'MALLEY HITS THE SHOOTING STAR
PRESS OFF OF MACARTHUR'S SHOULDERS....JACK AND GOAT'S
MILK!!!!! THEY MAKE THE DOUBLE COVER!
1...
2...
KICKOUT BY HARRISON!!!!!!!!!!
JS: Harrison powers out!
PP7: Harrison kicked out? AMAZING!
O'Malley yells out to Murdoch - "OY! FUCK IT!" and the two go
to the outside, and begin to climb up the ladder that Constantine
set up, to go to cage two. Harrison lays in the middle of the ring,
trying to recover.
PP7: I guess the IRA are going to try their luck up top with
Constantine and the table room!
Murdoch is first up on the ladder, as he enters cage two slowly.
O'Malley is close behind on the ladder, but suddenly, QPUBLIC IS
UP, HE PUSHES THE LADDER OVER WITH O'MALLEY ON TOP, THE
LADDER GOES CRASHING INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAGE, O'MALLEY
GETS CRUSHED BETWEEN THE CAGE AND THE LADDER, BOUNCING
OFF OF THE CAGE WALL AND FALLING TO THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
QPublic goes up to O'Malley, who is now busted open from his
head hitting the cage, he locks in DISGRACE!!!!! O'Malley is
OUT, THE REFEREE IS THERE!!!
JS: THE TAZZ MISSION! THE KATAHAJIME!!!!!!!!!! O'MALLEY IS
GONNA TAP!!!!
but he doesn't...
HE PASSES OUT!
ELIMINATED, BY SUBMISSION, SEAMUS O'MALLEY
The fans cheer for QPublic, as he relaxes to celebrate his victory.
PP7: AHHH! O'Malley is out!!!
JS: OUT COLD!!!!!!!
Macarthur looks down, at the hole in the cage made by the
door/entrance. The ladder has been knocked over, so it is a long
drop down. He enters cage two fully, and looks at Constantine,
who is still struggling with the bolt cutters, trying to open the
door to cage two. He turns around to Macarthur, who slams CC's
head into the cage wall! Macarthur picks up the bolt cutters, but
then drops them. He instead picks up a TABLE!!!!!
JS: The fans cheering here for the cage two action!!!
PP7: Murdoch wants to avenge his partner, and put
Constantine through a table!
Constantine hits a LOW BLOW on Murdoch! Constantine then
grabs the bolt cutters and HITS MURDOCH IN THE BACK!
JS: THAT'S AN ASSAULT!!!!!
Murdoch goes down, CC goes for the door again.
Back in the ring, in cage one, Harrison has pulled himself into a
corner, as QPublic rolls back into the ring.
JS: Two up top, two in cage one!
PP7: and TWO IN THE PINK AND ONE IN THE STINK! ZINGGG
JS: Who are you, Dane Cook?
SUDDENLY, FROM THE CROWD AREA, LONE WOLF COMES
RUNNING TO THE RING! HE HOPS OVER THE GUARD RAIL!
JS: HIM AGAIN? WHAT...THE...HELL???
PP7: Call the police. SERIOUSLY.
Wolf is carrying the bat again.. HE TAKES OUT THE REFEREES AT
THE CAGE DOOR! WOLF BATS THE DOOR LOCK, IT BUSTS OPEN, HE
KICKS THE DOOR OPEN, ENTERING THE CAGE!
JS: SOMEONE STOP THIS!
LW goes for Harrison with the bat, but is stopped by QPUBLIC!
JOHNNY Q PUBLIC STARTS TO BOX LW, BUT LW DUCKS ONCE, AND
CLOBBERS QPUBLIC IN THE BACK WITH THE BASEBALL BAT
!!!!!!!
JS: QPublic was trying to save Harrison there, to do him a
solid after the earlier event. Mutual respect!
QPublic goes down, LW turns attention back towards Harrison,
HARRISON HITS WOLF WITH A SPEAR!!!!!!!
Wolf is down, Harrison looks angry! Harrison picks up the bat, he
lays it on the mat!
JS: Harrison is going to take out Wolf here! Finally!
Harrison lays the bat down, picks up Wolf, and locks him up for
a pedigree, THE ENLIGHTENMENT!!!
JS: Harrison going for The Enlightenment, made famous by
Healius!
PP7: Joey, no! Don't you see? The bat...THIS IS WOLF'S
MOVE! THE JUGULAR CRUSH!
Harrison is about to hit the move when suddenly from out of
nowhere, HAWK HAS HIT THE RING!!!
JS: WHAT THE HELL???
Hawk clubs Harrison in the back, knocking him down, and picks
up the baseball bat, freeing LW, and raises it to swing at
Harrison...but QPUBLIC HITS THE ATONEMENT SUPERKICK TO
THE BACK OF HAWK'S NECK!
Hawk goes down, QPublic throws the bat to the outside, QPublic
picks up Wolf and clotheslines him over the top, as Harrison picks
up Hawk and clotheslines him over the top!
PP7: THIS IS THE SECOND TIME HAWK AND WOLF HAVE
WORKED TOGETHER TONIGHT! EARLIER WAS AGAINST DAVE
DANGEROUSLY!
JS: Are they truly working together, Scottie? What the hell is
going on?
The opposition is cleared, as QPublic turns around into a
SAXA BOTTOM FROM HARRISON! QPUBLIC HITS THE MAT
HARD! HARRISON MAKES THE COVER!!!!!!
1...
2....
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ELIMINATED BY PINFALL, JOHNNY Q. PUBLIC
The fans are going crazy!
JS: QPUBLIC HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! WE'RE DOWN TO THREE!
PP7: Constantine, Macarthur, and Harrison!!! WOW!
Harrison takes a breather, as we look up to the second cage,
where Constantine looks fed up with the cage door.
Harrison rolls out to the outside, and sets up the ladder,
beginning to climb.
JS: Harrison moving to TIER TWO HERE!
Harrison is slowly climbing up...
Constantine throws the bolt cutters down, and kicks the cage
door...it swings open!
PP7: He did it! He broke through!
Constantine jumps for joy, as he turns around into the face of
Macarthur!!!
Macarthur grabs Constantine....THE SHAMROCK CHOKESLAM
THROUGH A TABLE!!!!!!!!!
ELIMINATED BY TABLE ELIMINATION, CALVIN
CONSTANTINE
The fans are blowing the rafters out of the place!
JS: CHOKESLAM, CHOKESLAM, CHOKESLAM!
PP7: Ok, JR! We're down to the final two competitors!
Harrison enters cage two, as Murdoch makes a run for cage
three. We hear the locks go off on the doors for cage two and
three, but the doors are busted anyway. Harrison is up into cage
two, and Murdoch is climbing up the side of cage two, and now on
top.
JS: It's turned into a rat race here!
Harrison is close behind. Murdoch starts to climb up the ladder
on top of cage one that The Ox set up previously. Harrison grabs
Murdoch's ankle, but Murdoch kicks him down. Harrison slips,
but climbs up on the ladder behind Murdoch.
PP7: Oh man. We've got two REALLY BIG GUYS UP there
Joey...something bad is going to happen. They are so high up!
JS: That's what it is about! The ICW TITLE!
Harrison is basically right on top of Murdoch...BACK SUPLEX
OFF OF THE LADDER ON TOP OF CAGE THREE, THE TWO GO
CRASHING DOWN ONTO THE TOP OF CAGE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!
PP7: STOP THE MATCH!!!!!!!!
The ladder is teeter-tottering but it stays on top of the cage.
Harrison and Murdoch are both laying on top of the cage ceiling,
writhing in pain.
JS: This is crazy! This is madness!
PP7: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAICW
The fans are chanting!
ICW,
ICW,
ICW!!!!!!!
The camera cuts to Wolf and Hawk, who are laying on the floor,
starting to regain their composure.
The camera then cuts to the black limo from outside earlier, the
doors are open...no one is inside.
PP7: What the hell was that?
JS: Who was in that damn car, Scott? I KNOW YOU KNOW!
PP7: I don't! True story, swear to God.
Both men up top are starting to stir...MACARTHUR IS THE FIRST
TO SHOW SIGNS OF LIFE! HE STARTS TO GET UP!
JS: THIS YOUNG KID FROM ABERDEEN CAN TASTE HIS FIRST
ICW TITLE! IT'S RIPE FOR THE TAKING!
Harrison is also up. Macarthur starts to go to climb up cage
two but Harrison gets him from behind, THE ENLIGHTENMENT
PEDIGREE, ON THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
PP7: DON'T COUNT HARRISON OUT JUST YET!!!
Harrison climbs up to cage two, and then starts to climb cage
three.
Murdoch, busted open, starts to crawl towards cage two, and
starts to try to climb up it.
JS: HARRISON IS CLOSE! THE FANS ARE ON THEIR FEET!
Harrison is climbing the ladder, as Murdoch climbs the walls of
cage two.
PP7: COME ONNNNNNNN!
Harrison reaches for the title...
AND DOES!!!!!!!!!!!
WINNER, AND NEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
TOMMY HARRISON!!!!!!!!!!
The fans go wild, as Macarthur slides back down the cage, in
defeat.
JS: HARRISON WINS! THE GLADIATOR IS THE CHAMPION!!!
PP7: MACARTHUR HAD IT SO CLOSE HERE!!!
Harrison pulls the belt down and climbs down a few rungs,
when suddenly...
"Kingdom" hits over the PA.
PP7: What the hell?
JS: What's going on?
PP7: Wait...is that...
Through the entrance we see a man in a wheelchair wheel
himself onto the stage. The man is dressed in a business suit,
with a completely bald head, and a smile on his face.
This man is GENESIS!!!!!!!!
JS: GENESIS??? HERE??? WE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM SINCE THE
RUMBLE!
PP7: Harrison attacked his back! It looks like his injuries
were more serious than we thought!!!
Harrison looks like he's seen a ghost on top of the three layered
cage, as he looks down on Genesis, who, has a mic.
Genesis: ...it's colder than before!
The seasons took all they had come for...
And now, winter dances here...
It seems so fitting, don't you think?
to dress the ground in white...and grey.
Harrison looks confused, as he holds up the ICW title.
Genesis: You see, my friend, Centurius Maximus. I, the KING
of ICW know all about you. More than you'd think. And it seems
that my injuries...
The fans are booing, as the camera pans to show Genesis'
wheelchair.
Genesis: Were a little more severe than previously thought.
I seem to have taken a step backwards. Because you see,
"Tommy"... I know what it's like to walk on the wrong side of the
light. Or to put it better...to NOT WALK. Just like I know that deep
inside, you have your own wrong path to walk down, a path that
doesn't involve MY BELOVED...that championship belt of yours.
Oh no, you see, we've got far greater plans for it, and for you.
JS: What the HELL is he talking about?
PP7: SHHH!
Genesis: Spoiler alert: I've arranged to have several things
go the way they've been going the last few weeks.
Hawk...Dove...Lone Wolf. We've all decided we had mutual
interests, the latter being of course the almighty dollar. Well I'll
take that bet, Tommy! Because I'm a man of power and wealth
and all things that my LORD has given unto me. You know about
all of that, don't you?
Harrison still looks confused...
Genesis: Well my newfound associates obviously couldn't get
the job done but they will, in time, become stronger, as they walk
down the path of light. All will be well, in time. Our cause will
grow stronger. More powerful. And when I have the ICW World
Title around my waist again, well, I will be able to again walk the
line of the light, the righteous. And my KINGDOM will be
STRONG...
Because, where as I was the start of this movement, it's Genesis...
You...
You, GLADIATOR. It ends with you.
And indeed, it began with Genesis...
But it ends with REVELATIONS.
Suddenly, from the back, comes a monster of a man, muscled,
tall, ferocious. He is bald, with a beard, and an Ankh painted over
his right eye. Black wrestling tights, red trim around the waist
band and leg bands. Red fire across the rear area.
He steps aside Genesis and begins to walk towards the ring.
JS: WHO THE HELL IS THAT???
PP7: He's got to be almost SEVEN FEET TALL!
The man walks down, as Harrison looks stunned. The big man
begins to climb the cage!
JS: HE'S GOING UP!!!
PP7: AND AFTER THE ICW CHAMPION!
The man swiftly climbs up the side of cage one, as Harrison
climbs down and meets him...Harrison lunges towards the man
with the title belt, but the man side-steps, and SLAPS HIS PALM
ACROSS THE CHAMPIONS' THROAT!
PP7: Good lord!
JS: WHO IS THIS MAN???
Harrison struggles to break free, but the man has a firm grip
around Harrison's throat! THE MAN HITS THE CHAMPION WITH
A SPINNING CHOKE SLAM, ON TOP OF THE CAGE!
The cage dents, but does not break! The fans are on their feet, but
silent!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
PP7: WHAT A CHOKESLAM!
JS: This man is so big! Yet so AGILE!
He picks up the ICW title, and throws it down onto Harrison, as
the camera views Genesis, smiling in his chair, clapping.
JS: What the hell is going on???
Harrison is out, as the man begins to climb down, jumping after
halfway. He walks up the ramp, as does Lone Wolf, as does Hawk.
PP7: Now what the hell is THIS???
JS: What are we seeing here?
Harrison rolls onto his stomach, looking angrily at Genesis and
the ensemble on the stage. Hawk, Lone Wolf, this mysterious
newcomer, and Genesis all in a line on the stage.
Genesis: THE BEGINNING OF THE END!
Genesis drops the mic and raises his arms, as does the new man,
as does Hawk, and Lone Wolf half raises his, holding his head
mostly.
JS: NEW CHAMPION. NEW ENEMIES. NEW ICW? WE'RE
OUT OF TIME, GOODNIGHT EVERYONE!!!!!
Harrison looks down at the ensemble, still enraged, as the
camera fades...
...to black.
End transmission
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Past.
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Future.
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Tonight...
pays...
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"Satellite" by The Kills plays, as The camera cuts inside the Verizon Center, in Washington D.C., as a red light saturates the fans in attendance. We see signs in the crowd:
"SAVE US, Y2A!"
"I WANT TO SPEND A SUMMER IN THE HAMPTONS"
"DANGEROUSLY FOR PREZ"
"LONE WOLF = RATNIGS"
"EFWhO?"
"BRING BACK JAMES ELMO!!!"
The camera settles on the announce team position.
Joey Styles: Hello everyone I am Joey Styles and welcome to ICW Death and Taxes 2011!
More shots of the crowd.
JS: We're glad to be here with you, and with me is my broadcast colleague, ScottiePP7!
ScottiePP7: Joey, tonight the ICW Title is up for grabs. It's hanging way up there on top cage #3!!!
Camera shows the triple cell, for tonight's Insanity Cell match. The ICW title can vaguely be seen, as Scottie described.
JS: ICW makes it's return as the rightful king of e-sports-entertainment tonight, and it looks like we're underway now!!!
Ding, Ding
3 out of 5 falls
Glass Tables match
Glass Tables match
Hawk and Dove
vs.
Dave Dangerously
vs.
Dave Dangerously
"Bbb" by How To Destroy Angels hits, signalling the arrival of The Most Dangerous Man in Wrestling Today, The Hardcore Icon, Dave Dangerously. He comes out to a chorus of boos, as he looks intense. He makes his way to the ring.
PP7: This is a first for ICW on a PPV. A glass tables match? That's EMMF territory right there!
JS: That it is, but Dangerously has had a good track record in glass tables matches. That's how he won the EMMFed Championship!
PP7: The what?
JS: OH. Wait. Was that title belt retconned out?
PP7: The only title I know of is the ICW world title.
JS: Right, right. Yeah yeah I know. The ICW title merged with the EMMFed and the EFWO and the EWA and the LWN World titles yeah yeah...
PP7: And don't you forget it!
Dangerously enters the ring, as the ring crew starts lining several glass tables outside the ring.
PP7: There's gotta be like 20 of those tables out here, Styles!
JS: Remember, the falls are determined when an individual goes THROUGH a glass table. To win, you must put your opponent through a glass table THREE times.
PP7: And Hawk and Dove will count as a collective unit?
JS: That's right. Whereas it is a 2 on 1 match, Dangerously can put either Hawk OR Dove through a table to count towards a victory.
Dangerously leans into the corner, looking at the entrance ramp, as...
"Stress" by Justice hits, and out come the avatars of chaos and order, war and peace, Hawk and Dove make their way to the ring, to a mixed reaction from the fans.
JS: This has been brewing for weeks, since the Insane Rumble!
PP7: Some would say that Dangerously dominated that match, and was cost a victory by Lone Wolf!
JS: And you've got to wonder, will we see Lone Wolf here tonight? Or maybe the mystery assailant?
PP7: Well, what if the mystery assailant IS Lone Wolf?
JS: Are you insinuating that LW was behind all the attacks on Dangerously?
PP7: It all happened off-camera. Who knows?
Hawk and Dove enter the ring, and Dove already has to start restraining Hawk, who looks ready to go. Cut to Dangerously who is motioning to "bring it on".
JS: This is a powder keg of aggression already!
Ding, Ding
The bell sounds, and the referee slides out of the ring, as Hawk immediately goes for Dangerously, but Dangerously steps out of the turnbuckle corner,and Hawk runs into the turnbuckle pads.
Hawk turns around, and Dangerously greets him with a few left hands to the jaw. Hawk goes for a clothesline, Dangerously ducks. Hawk turns around again, and more punches from Dangerously.
PP7: Hawk showing some intensity here, barely feeling Dangerously's attack!
Hawk grabs Dangerously into an irish whip, Dangerously reverses, Hawk goes flying into the turnbuckle towards Dove, but Hawk puts the brakes on!
Hawk barely avoids Dove there, but before Hawk can turn around, Dangerously comes charging with a flying knee to the back of Hawk, smashing both he and Dove into the turnbuckle!
Dove drops to the mat, as Hawk stumbles backwards, Dangerously hits Hawk with a reverse neckbreaker/Dave cutter.
JS: Dangerously getting the upper hand here so far!
Dangerously slides to the outside and positions a glass table on the outside, pushing two tables together on the outside, close to the apron. He slides back into the ring, and picks up Dove by the hair.
Dangerously looks around at the fans, and points to the glass tables on the outside. He gets a mixed reaction from the crowd.
JS: It's those damn Dudley genes! He wants to put Dove through a table!
From behind, before Dangerously can do anything, Hawk attacks him, causing Dave to drop Dove.
Hawk clubs Dangerously in the back before picking up Dangerously in a big gorilla press slam.
Dave hits the middle of the ring, as Dove gets to her feet, and climbs the turnbuckle. She flies off with THE PACIFIER top rope hurricanrana! The fans pop for the high flying move.
JS: Very nice hurricanrana there by Dove!
PP7: How will Dangerously manage to put these two through tables, with the combined assault?
JS: Well, this is the match he signed up for.
PP7: Well it just isn't fair, two-on-one!
Dangerously slowly walks to his feet, and Hawk catches him in his clutches with ARMAGEDDON 2001, THE ROCK BOTTOM! Hawk instinctively goes for a pinfall.
JS: I think if this were a pinfall match, Dangerously would be down for the count. That rock bottom was brutal, Scott!
PP7: Hawk showing some great ring prowess there, instinctively going for the pinfall. Guess his rage lets some of his great ring skill through sometimes, eh?
Hawk picks Dave up, and whips him into Dove, who hits Dave with a drop-toe-hold, Dangerously goes flying into the second rope, laying across it. Dove motions to the crowd, and they love it!
PP7: What's this now? Keep an eye on Dove...
And she hits BRIGHTEST DAY, the 6-1-9 on Dangerously! The fans go wild! As she stands on the apron, she drops down, and Hawk follows her and they bring a glass table into the ring.
JS: And now they're going to start using the tables! Here we go!
The one table is in the ring, and Hawk tells Dove to put a second table in there, as well. He motions for her assistance.
PP7: Two tables? Damn! What are they gonna do?
JS: Maybe get two of the eliminations out of the way at first?
Hawk motions to Dove for help with the 2nd table, but she shakes her head.
cameras pick up the dialogue:
Hawk: What the hell? Come on!
Dove: No, that's too much. You don't need two tables.
Hawk: Help me.
Dove: No, you're taking it too far...
Hawk grabs Dove's wrist, and pulls him close to her.
Hawk: Put the DAMN TABLE IN THE RING!!!
Dove begrudgingly obliges, and the second table enters the ring...
PP7: Whoa, Dove is certainly intimidated by Hawk.
JS: Yeah, that Hawk has some kind of control over Dove. It's really strange, we've yet to discover more about it...but looks like Dove is convinced, and they're setting up two tables in the ring!
The two tables are set up in the ring. Dangerously gets to his feet and starts to run towards Dove, but is intercepted by Hawk. Hawk clubs Dangerously in the back, and hits THE WARMAKER, AN AWESOME BOMB! Dangerously is planted on the mat.
JS: NICE AWESOME BOMB from Hawk there!
Hawk then stacks the glass table ON TOP OF THE OTHER GLASS TABLE, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!
PP7: What the hell? STACKED GLASS TABLES??
JS: We have STACKED GLASS TABLES!!!
Hawk motions to Dove. Hawk grabs Dangerously, and walks towards one turnbuckle. He is facing the short end of the table. Dove climbs on the turnbuckle direclty across from Hawk.
The way this will look is
Hawk and Dove > table is positioned like this /
Dove
> /
Hawk
Make sense?
Dove stands on the top, as Hawk climbs the turnbuckle, and he takes Dangerously with him.
JS: Oh no. Oh NO!
Hawk flies off at the same time as Dove, WITH THE DAWN OF WAR, HAWK HITS A FLYING AWESOME BOMB ON DANGEROUSLY THROUGH THE STACKED TABLES! HAWK LANDS ON HIS FEET, MEANWHILE DOVE HITS A SHOOTING STAR PRESS SIMULTANEOUSLY. DANGEROUSLY GETS CLUSTERFUCKED THROUGH THE TABLES!!!
HAWK AND DOVE: 1
DANGEROUSLY: 0
The fans are chanting HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!
PP7: GOOD LORD!
JR: GOOD GOD DAMN ALMIGHTY!
JS: What the fuck?
Hawk is jazzed up, as he then realizes that Dove is covered in glass. He helps her out of the wreckage, as she has some minor cuts on her hands shoulders and back. Dangerously, meanwhile, is bleeding from the legs, arms, back, and a cut on his side.
JS: Pure carnage!!!
PP7: I hope they had their tetnus shots.
Dove rolls out of the way, and eventually out of the ring. The referee is joined by an EMT who starts to wipe off Dove's wounds with some santizing cloths.
PP7: What the hell, where are the EMT's for Dangerously?
JS: Maybe Hawk is so intimidating, they were forced to come down!!
Hawk looks on from the ring, down at Dove and the EMT and ref. Suddenly, from the back, LOU E. DANGEROUSLY comes down to the ring, he enters the ring and he HITS HAWK IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE GIANT CELL PHONE!!! The fans cheer!
JS: LOU E is here WITH AN ASSAULT ON HAWK!
PP7: Now the odds are even a little bit!
Shards of broken glass are in the ring, as Dangerously writhes in them, trying to get to his feet.
Hawk turns around, and grabs Lou BY THE THROAT! LOU HITS HAWK WITH THE PHONE IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD, NOW! Hawk lets go...
PP7: I think Lou is just pissing off Hawk here, Joey.
Hawk backs off...and RUNS TOWARDS LOU E. WITH ARIES' SPEAR!! LOU IS DOWN!!!
PP7: See?
JS: Hell of a spear by Hawk! Lou E. is OUT COLD!
Hawk picks up Lou E...sets him up for a powerbomb...OVER THE TOP ROPE, TO THE OUTSIDE, THROUGH A GLASS TABLE...AWESOME BOMB!!!!
ICW,
ICW!
ICW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!
Lou E is in a pile of shattered glass, as Hawk grabs the rope and howls towards the crowd. The fans are going nuts!
PP7: Seriously...someone get help for Lou, here. Now! Guys!
The EMT leaves Dove, and is joined by two other EMT's as, they tend to Lou E. Dangerously.
Hawk looks down...
but from behind, Dangerously crawls towards, and STABS HAWK IN THE THIGH WITH A SHARD OF GLASS!!!! HAWK SCREAMS!!!!!!!!!
Dangerously gets to his feet, KICKS HAWK WITH A LOW-BLOW, AND HITS HIM WITH A DAVE CUTTER!!!!!! Hawk goes down!!!
JS: DANGEROUSLY USING THE GLASS AS A WEAPON! OH MY GOD!!!!
Dangerously, bloody in several spots, rolls to the outside, as he is limping around, presumably from glass in his boots.
He walks towards Dove, who is being attended to by the referee. The referee gets between Dove and Dave, and Dave just pushes the ref away. The referee verbally abuses Dave.
PP7: Dangerously going for Dove, here!
Dave approaches Dove, who is leaning against the guard rail. Dangerously stops, and searches under the ring apron...PULLING OUT A STEEL CHAIR!!!
JS: No, COME ON!
PP7: COME ON, DAVE!
Dangerously stares at Dove, who gets to her feet. She looks to Hawk, who is still out in the middle of the ring.
She looks back at Dave...
HE THROWS THE STEEL CHAIR AT HER!
SHE CATCHES IT!!!
DANGEROUSLY HITS THE SUPER HERO SUPER KICK INTO THE STEEL CHAIR INTO DOVE'S FACE!!!
THE FANS ARE SILENT, GASPING!
JS: GOD!!!
PP7: Come on, man! Enough!
Dove goes down, busted open in the face, blood dripping out of her mask. Dave picks her up by the hair, as we see the EMT's carrying off Lou E.
Dave rolls Dove back into the ring, and sets her up on the turnbuckle, climbing up with her.
JS: NO, STOP THIS!
PP7: Wait, he's going to...no. NO WAY!
Dangerously points at the glass tables on the outside he moved together earlier...
he picks Dove up...
SUPER DAVE BOMB TO THE OUTSIDE, THROUGH THE SIDE-BY-SIDE TABLES!!!
HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
Hawk and Dove: 1
Dave Dangerously: 1
The fans are in disbelief, as Dave gets up, picking some glass out of his knee pads. Dove is out, in a pool of broken glass. They only connected on one of the two side by side tables, although the second one looks to be cracked.
PP7: SOMEONE STOP THIS MATCH!!!!!!
JS: THIS IS PURE INSANITY! OH MY GOD!!!!
Dave is up, and he raises his arms up to the fans, Russell Crowe-in Gladiator-style.
They boo him, intensely.
The EMT's are back out, and they remove Dove from the wreckage, who is busted open all over the place, and put her on a stretcher.
Dangerously climbs up onto the apron, and faces the EMT's , back towards the ring.
JS: They really need to stop this. Good LORD!
Dangerously pulls some glass out of his hand, as he smiles. We see Hawk in the ring, getting to his feet. He glances over at Dove on the stretcher, and LOSES IT.
PP7: Ut oh. Hawk is seeing red!
His eyes become huge, as he yells out and rushes towards Dangerously who is still looking out,
HE RUNS INTO DANGEROUSLY, PUSHING HIM OFF THE APRON, AND DANGEROUSLY GOES THROUGH THE TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE! THE GLASS SHATTERS!!!!!!!
Hawk and Dove: 2
Dave Dangerously: 1
The fans chanting again ICW, ICW, ICW!
JS: GOOD LORD!!!
Hawk slides out to the ramp area, where Dove is being escorted by the EMTs. He checks on her, but the EMTs try to assure him that she is fine. Hawk THROWS AN EMT OUT OF THE WAY!!! More EMT's and security restrain him.
JS: Hawk is IRATE about Dove possibly being injured, here!
PP7: Dangerously is down 2-1 here, and Dove looks to be taking a trip to the hospital. The same can be said for all individuals here, I would imagine, Joey!!!
Dangerously gets to his feet, as the table broke without much pressure, and shattered more instantly due to the previous impact. Dangerously's arm and shoulder are sliced open, with the blood running down his entire left arm that took the brunt of the impact.
Dangerously picks up the steel chair, and walks towards the ramp, towards Hawk.
JS: Dangerously is up, hunting Hawk!!
The EMTs and Dove head backstage, as Hawk looks on. Dangerously HITS HAWK IN THE BACK WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!! HAWK TURNS AROUND...STEEL CHAIR TO THE SKULL!!!!!
PP7: WHAT A MESS this match is. Jesus CHRIST!
JS: There is definitely going to be a deductible involved here tonight, Scott!
Dangerously picks up Hawk and leads him to the ring. Dangerously rolls Hawk into the ring, and then grabs a glass table, sliding it in as well.
JS: Dangerously, still ticking, still arranging furniture as he pleases.
PP7: Dangerously has gone through two glass tables, Hawk has gone through ZERO! How is Dangerously still up?
JS: It's the will of The Hardcore Icon flowing through him, Scott. You know this! He's re-establishing himself as the king of hardcore here TONIGHT!
Dangerously sets the glass table up in a turnbuckle. He picks up Hawk, and begins to WHIP HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE, IRISH WHIP INTO THE GLASS...
HAWK REVERSES, DAVE GOES TOWARDS THE GLASS...
DAVE REVERSES, HAWK GOES INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER THIS TIME, FACE FIRST, DANGEROUSLY FOLLOWS SUIT, HITTING HAWK WITH TWO FLYING KNEES INTO THE BACK, THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN TO DANGEROUS-VILLE!!! Hawk writhes in pain, as Dave then falls BACK WHILE HOLDING HAWK, CAUSING HAWK'S BACK TO BE DROVE STRAIGHT INTO DAVE'S KNEES, A-LA CARLITO'S BACKSTABBER, THE BIG COME DOWN!!!
JS: WHAT A MOVE BY DAVE DANGEROUSLY!!!
PP7: GREAT WRESTLING ACTION HERE!
Dave goes to the outside, and grabs a table. He sets it close to the middle of the ring, facing the turnbuckle.
PP7: Dangerously not satisfied with the table configuration here!!!
Dangerously picks up Hawk, and puts him on the top turnbuckle. Hawk sits there, as Dangerously climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and grabs Hawk in a foward headlock...
JS: DANGEROUSLY GOING FOR A SUPER DIAMOND CUTTER HERE!!!!
That's right, Joey. DAVE LEAPS OFF GOING FOR A TOP ROPE MODIFIED 4D OF SORTS, BUT HAWK HANGS ON!!!!
PP7: OH NO!!!!
HAWK THROWS DANGEROUSLY OFF INSTEAD, DANGEROUSLY GOES BACK FIRST INTO THE TABLE...
IT DOESN'T BREAK!!!
JS: GOOD LORD!! THE TABLE DIDNT BREAK! DANGEROUSLY'S BACK MAY BE BROKEN HERE!!!
PP7: NO ELIMINATION!!!
Dangerously leans on the table, in pain. Hawk stands on the top turnbuckle...
JS: Hawk going for a HIGH FLYING MOVE???
PP7: I don't know, this may be a mistake...
HAWK FLIES OFF TOWARDS DANGEROUSLY, BUT DANGEROUSLY CATCHES HIM WITH A DAVE CUTTER THROUGH THE TABLE AS HAWK FALLS TO THE MAT! THE TABLE EXPLODES!!!
Hawk and Dove: 2
Dave Dangerously: 2
The fans chanting ICW, ICW, ICW!!!!
PP7: LOOK OUT FOR FLYING GLASS!!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!! WHAT A MOVE!
PP7: Dangerously has tied it up here!
Dangerously gets to his feet, holding his back. He signals to the fans, and gets a pretty good response from everyone.
Dangerously leans over, and waits for Hawk to get up.
JS: Both of these men have taken a GREAT deal of punishment here tonight, Scottie!
PP7: Look at Dangerously, he's covered in cuts! LOOK AT HAWK, HE IS BLEEDING FROM THE FACE!
Hawk writhes in the glass, as he is bleeding from the face and chest, and the thigh where he was stabbed earlier in the match.
JS: HOW MUCH LONGER CAN THIS GO ON?
PP7: Not too much longer! Next one to go through the table LOSES the match!!!
Dangerously, trying to catch his breath, waits for Hawk. Suddenly, from down the aisle, a MASKED INDIVIDUAL RUNS TOWARDS THE RING AREA!!! HE HOPS UP ON TOWARDS THE RING APRON!
PP7: What the?
JS: WHO IS THAT? SOMEONE GET HIM OUT OF HERE!
Dangerously goes towards the individual, as the masked man rakes Dangerously's eyes.
The man begins to enter the ring, but Dangerously PUSHES HIM OFF THE APRON!
JS: Who the hell is that?
PP7: THe Man who has been attacking him, I know it!!!
Dangerously looks on, as Hawk, from behind, grabs Dangerously! He whips Dangerously, but Dangerously reverses. Hawk goes flying into the ropes, bounces off, goes for a clothesline!
Dangerously DUCKS!
Hawk bounces off the ropes, runs back towards Dangerously, but Dangerously lifts him up into the air with a flapjack...
THE 4D!!!!!!! THE DAVE DANGEROUSLY DEATH DROP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAWK IS DOWN!!!!
JS: 4D! 4D!!! THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT!
PP7: WHAT A DEVASTATING 4D!!!!!!!
The fans go nuts, as Dangerously springs up! He motions to the fans!
JS: Dangerously has got this one where he wants it!
PP7: He's gotta put Hawk through another table, though!!!
The masked man hops back up on the ring apron...UNMASKS...
LONE WOLF!!!!!!
THE FANS GO NUTS!
DANGEROUSLY IS PISSED!!!!!!
JS: IT IS LONE WOLF!!!!
PP7: I TOLD YOU, STYLES!!!!
Dangerously walks towards the apron, as Lone Wolf pulls out a black baseball bat that he had apparently taped to his back, under his shirt!!!
JS: LONE WOLF HAS A BAT!!!!
HE SWINGS IT AT DANGEROUSLY, DANGEROUSLY BLOCKS IT! HOLDING ON TO THE BAT! WITH WOLF'S FREE HAND, HE PRODUCES SOMETHING FROM HIS POCKET...
PP7: DANGEROUSLY BLOCKING THE BAT SWING FROM WOLF...WAIT, WHAT IS THIS???
Lone Wolf has produced some MACE, OR PEPPER SPRAY!!! HE SPRAYS IT INTO DANGEROUSLY'S EYES!!!!!
JS: What the HELL?
Dangerously, blinded, lets go of the bat, holding his eyes. He turns towards the middle of the ring. Lone Wolf jumps off the apron, as the fans are booing.
PP7: DANGEROUSLY IS BLINDED!!!!!!!!!!
Dangerously, holding his face, looks up just long enough to see a recovered HAWK RUNNING TOWARDS HIM, ARIES' SPEAR PUSHING DANGEROUSLY INTO THE TURNBUCKLE THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hawk and Dove: 3
Dave Dangerously: 2
Winners, Hawk and Dove
THE FANS ARE GOING NUTS!!!
JS:OH MY GOD!!!! DANGEROUSLY IS THROUGH THE TABLE!!! HAWK WINS!!! THIS MATCH IS OVER!!!
PP7: I can't BELIEVE IT!!!!!
The bell sounds, as both Dangerously and Hawk are in a sea of broken glass.
Lone Wolf walks back up the ramp, backwards, as he looks at the ring. Smiling.
EMTs and ring technicians come down to the ring to start clearing the remaining tables,
broken glass, and to check on the two combatants.
Hawk is bleeding from his shoulder now where the spear connected with the glass.
Dangerously has lacerations across his whole body.
JS: Thank GOD this match is over.
PP7: Yeah. These guys are definitely going to need medical attention, Joey. And if we could...please...more EMTs. Guys. Come on.
EMTs are wiping off Hawk as he shrugs them off, running to the backstage area.
JS: Hawk undoubtebly running to check on the status of Dove, Scottie.
PP7: I don't think Dave Dangerously is going to be getting up for a while, Joey.
EMTs are tending to Dangerously now, who appears to be only semi-conscious.
Cut to a backstage area, where we see Hawk running and entering an Ambulance as it takes off.
Cut to another angle, outside the arena, where security has blocked off some door, and are restraining some people from entering the arena:
We see:
The Ox, The Warrior, Shogun, Nate Sharp.
The Ox: Let us in, damnit!
Security: Sorry, sirs. We're under orders.
Suddenly, from behind, the door bursts open. Lone Wolf is there!
PP7: What the hell is this?
Lone Wolf TAKES OUT THE SECURITY GUARDS WITH THE BASEBALL BAT!
JS: OH MY GOD! NO!
Wolf steps out of the way, and motions to the group, as if to say "After you..."
The group enters the arena, and we see a close up of Lone Wolf, again smiling, as he departs the scene.
JS: Brutal attack there! Someone arrest Lone Wolf!
PP7: And we need someone to check on those security guards. GUYS! GET SOME EMTS OUT THERE RIGHT NOW, DAMNIT!
JS: And now we have a group of...former EFWO stars who ARE under ICW contract, but have been suspended for a violation of contract by not appearing at some scheduled dates. Fans, the card was altered here tonight due to this. If you remember correctly, The Ox won the ICW World title, and then held it up, saying he won it under suspicious actions. Well, The Ox hasn't been SEEN or heard from since, and as such, he was suspended by the ICW executive committee. And now here he is, alongside some of the other stars that were affected by these no-shows...in what looks to be...some EFWO unity here?
PP7: I don't like it one bit!
JS: And the crew is still cleaning up the glass and the blood from the last match, and the Triple Cage is about to be lowered. Scott...WHAT ELSE CAN HAPPEN TONIGHT?
THEY SAY HEROES COME AND GO...
BUT LEGENDS NEVER DIE.
BUT ON MONDAY, JULY 11TH.
ICW TAKES THAT SAYING LITERALLY.
BECAUSE IT'S JULY.
JULY2DIE.
live, from Madison Square Garden, only on Pay-Per-View, July 11.
BUT LEGENDS NEVER DIE.
BUT ON MONDAY, JULY 11TH.
ICW TAKES THAT SAYING LITERALLY.
BECAUSE IT'S JULY.
JULY2DIE.
live, from Madison Square Garden, only on Pay-Per-View, July 11.
Backstage we see Fenyx Kayne laying in a broken mess,
bloodied, and through a table.
PP7: Hey look! What the-
The camera cuts to the other side of the hallway, where we see
Lone Wolf attacking Judah "The Lion" Walton with a
baseball bat.
JS: Someone stop this! Get security back there!! Come on!!!
Security shows up, and Lone Wolf runs off, down the hallway.
Cameras show Kayne and Walton, both out cold.
PP7: EMTs are coming down now to take care of Walton and
Kayne...but Joey, you gotta wonder, are they going to be able to
compete here coming up?
JS: Wolf is SICK!
The camera shows the Insanity Cell, continuing to be lowered
here and set up.
JS: How is this going to affect our main event here? It's
coming up next, and ladies and gentlemen let me tell you - it is
going to be AWESOME!
PP7: How can it not be, Joey? It's for the ICW World
Heavyweight Championship!!!
Cameras show a SECOND ambulance leaving, as Dave
Dangerously is loaded into it. Lone Wolf walks by, smirking. Wolf
then goes up to a black limo...
JS: What's this, now???
The window rolls down, and we see a hand extend out, handing
Wolf a roll of cash.
LW Much obliged.
Voice inside the limo: The pleasure is all ours. Now, would
you be so inclined as to find a nice hiding spot to wait for our
arrival?
LW Sure...whatever you want. counting money, smiling
The window rolls up, LW leaves, as the ambulance leaves as well,
and a THIRD ambulance arrives, presumably for Kayne and
Walton.
The ambulance backs up, EMTs exit, as does HAWK...who
looks enraged.
JS: HAWK is back? WHAT THE HELL?
PP7: Well he's too late! He just missed Dangerously, he's in
the ambulance that just left.
JS: Scott...Dangerously might be alone with Dove at the
hospital!
PP7: That's true, but do you think Dangerously is in
condition to do anything? Plus, you gotta think Hawk wouldn't
leave Dove unless she was safe...and unless he had some business
to take care of.
PP7: SECURITY!!!
Hawk turns around toward
the outside...fuming. He sees the black limo...and approaches it...
JS: WHAT THE HELL is going on here?
Cut to the ringside area, where we see the Insanity Cell finally
set up.
Ding, ding
"War Is The Answer" by Five Finger Death Punch hits, but then
stops, as "The Subtle Arts of Murder and Persuasion" by Lamb of
God hits, signalling the arrival of the IRA, Murdoch MacArthur
and Seamus O'Malley, as the fans give a mixed reaction.
JS: Well our main event is underway here ladies and
gentlemen, and one of these...well...FIVE men, now, will become
the new ICW World Heavyweight Champion.
PP7: But they are going to have to brave the ICW Insanity
Cell to do so, Joey!!!
JS: That's right, Scott! The Insanity Cell - three tiers of hell.
The first cage, a hell in the cell cage full of tables, ladders, and
chairs. Eliminations can occur by pinfall or submission. The
second cage, a regular sized steel cage, accessed through a door
on the top of cage 1. This cage is full of tables, eliminations only
occur by being put THROUGH a table in this cage. You must exit
this cage through a door on the side, and climb up, entering cage
3, which contains a sole ladder. You must exit cage 3 with the
ladder, and set it up on top of cage three, the smallest cage, and
retrieve the ICW World Title up top hanging from the rafters. The
doors to cages two and three will open when all but TWO men
have been elimiated in the cages' respective ways.
The winner? Your NEW ICW World Heavyweight Champ.
O'malley and Macarthur enter cage 1 via the main doors. There
is one referee inside the cage, to count pinfalls/submissions.
There is a second referee tethered to the cables that raise/lower
the cage on top of cage 1 outside of cage 2, to verify table
eliminations.
The IRA look at each other, and look up at the series of cages
above them.
PP7: These partners...FRIENDS...are going to have to work
together here but you've got to think, when it comes down to it,
they will turn against each other in a split second.
JS: That's just the nature of the beast, Scott.
"Sucks" by KMFDM hits, and out comes Johnny Q. Public to
a great reaction from the crowd! He comes down the aisle,
looking intensely ready. QPublic enters the cage, and stands in
the ring on the opposite side of the IRA, staring them down.
JS: QPublic looking to prove himself again here tonight as
the greatest wrestler in ICW.
PP7: But will the "cleancore" style work here tonight, Joey?
"The Ecstacy of Gold" by Morricone hits, and out comes
Calvin Constantine, slowly, to a chorus of boos. He slowly
makes his way into the ring, and stands on the outside, circling
the cage.
JS: Constantine showing a new attitude as of late here,
Scottie. The fans have turned their backs on him.
PP7: I for one LIKE Constantine's new focus, Joey. He's PP7
material, for sure.
JS: PP7 material? By that you mean some skid-marked white
underwear?
PP7: ...I wear navy blue bikini briefs, THANK YOU.
Calvin is on the outside of the cage, QPublic and the IRA are in
the ring, when suddenly...
JS: WAIT LOOK!
The EFWO conglomerate have arrived, Shogun, Nate Sharp,
The Warrior, The Ox are all running down the aisle. Shogun,
Sharp, Warrior all enter through the door. Warrior starts to go
after QPublic, Shogun goes after Macarthur, and Sharp goes after
O'malley.
PP7: Someone get them out of here!
The Ox does not enter the cage, he begins to CLIMB the cage! In
his hands, a pair of BOLT CUTTERS!
JS: What the hell?
Meanwhile, Constantine sets up a BIG ladder on the outside, and
begins to climb, up towards the door at the top, and ENTERS CAGE
TWO!
PP7: Constantine going for cage two! Avoiding the conflict!
JS: The OX is on top of cage one, and he is now climbing on
top of cage two, he's going for that ICW title, Scott!
"Mexicola" by Queens of the Stone Age hits, and the fans go
wild...it's the arrival of THE ANIMAL. THE GLADIATOR...
HARRISON!!!!!!!!!!
He runs down to the ring! The Warrior clotheslines QPublic over
the top rope, and stands triumphant, but Harrison is in the ring,
ET TU SPEAR to The Warrior!
JS: HARRISON IS HERE! THE GLADIATOR! SPEAR!
The IRA are working on Shogun and Sharp, incapacitating them,
as security finally arrives to remove the three intruders. Harrison
notices The Ox up top, after the fans direct his attention.
JS: Harrison going for OX!!!
Harrison leaves the cage, and begins to climb, as The Ox has
used the bolt cutters to open cage three, and removes the ladder,
placing it on top of cage three. Harrison has reached the top of
cage 1, begins to climb cage 2. The fans are going nuts!
PP7: The OX is trying to steal the ICW title!
The Ox sets the ladder up, and drops the bolt cutters. The bolt
cutters fall down into cage two, and we see Calvin Constantine
pick them up!
JS: Constantine has the bolt cutters! He's going to try to
open the cage 2 door to get out!
The Ox begins to climb the ladder, but Harrison is there! He
pulls the Ox down!!!
JS: HERE WE GO!!!
Harrison CLOCKS The Ox, he goes down, falling to the top of
cage two!
Harrison jumps down, THUMBS DOWN TO THE CROWD!!!!!
PP7: Oh no!!! OH NO!!!!!!!
Harrison picks the Ox up...THE FALL OF ROME POWER BOMB
ON TOP OF CAGE TWO!!!!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!
The security and referees have removed the three EFWOers and
are escorting them out of the cage door.
Ox rolls off of cage two, and crawls toward the ledge of cage one,
as Harrison follows him. He looks at Harrison, on his knees,
pleads for mercy, Harrison KICKS HIS FACE!!!!!!! PICKS HIM UP,
GORILLA PRESS SLAM OFF THE TOP OF CAGE ONE, OX GOES
CRASHING INTO THE REST OF THE EFWO GROUP AND THE
SECURITY DETAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PP7: YES!!!!!!!!!! GOODBYE, EFWO!!!!
More security rushes down, referees, officials, they escort the
EFWO group out to the back. Harrison climbs down, enters the
cage, the referee LOCKS the cage, THE BELL SOUNDS!
Ding, ding
Harrison enters the ring, as Macarthur goes after him. O'Malley
and QPublic slugging it out on the outside.
JS: This match FINALLY underway here!
PP7: Constantine is still up top, trying to unlock cage two.
It's on a mechanism, the operator will release it when we get down
to two individuals left...but he's trying to cut through it!
Macarthur whips Harrison into the ropes, Harrison goes for a
spear, Macarthur ducks out of the way! Harrison catches himself,
but turns right around into a DONKEY PUNCH from
Macarthur!
PP7: You ever been donkey punched, Joey?
JS: No, but Clee Tarus has.
PP7: Huh?
Macarthur slides out, and grabs a steel chair. QPublic and
O'Malley are locked up on the outside. Macarthur hits QPublic in
the back with the chair! QPublic goes down!
JS: BrUUUtal chair shot from Macarthur here!
Macarthur drops the chair, and sets up a table on the outside.
The table gets set up, and then O'Malley grabs QPublic, hits
QPublic with THE BLACKWATER PLUNGE ON THE TABLE!!!
Macarthur and O'Malley BOTH COVER QPUBLIC!
1...
2...
HARRISON BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!!
JS: Harrison breaking the count, looks like he has more
respect for QPublic than to let him go down like that!
PP7: Well if you ask me, that was stupid! He should have let
him get eliminated!
Harrison tries to fight off the IRA, but they get the double team.
O'Malley hits harrison in the back with the chair, and they both
roll him into the ring.
"LET'S FINNISH THIS SHITE!" Yells Macarthur.
JS: The IRA looking to put away The Animal here!
Macarthur picks up The Gladiator and whips him into the ropes.
O'Malley immediately hops up on Murdoch's shoulders, and
balances. As Harrison hits the rebound, Macarthur gets the big
boot! Harrison goes down, O'MALLEY HITS THE SHOOTING STAR
PRESS OFF OF MACARTHUR'S SHOULDERS....JACK AND GOAT'S
MILK!!!!! THEY MAKE THE DOUBLE COVER!
1...
2...
KICKOUT BY HARRISON!!!!!!!!!!
JS: Harrison powers out!
PP7: Harrison kicked out? AMAZING!
O'Malley yells out to Murdoch - "OY! FUCK IT!" and the two go
to the outside, and begin to climb up the ladder that Constantine
set up, to go to cage two. Harrison lays in the middle of the ring,
trying to recover.
PP7: I guess the IRA are going to try their luck up top with
Constantine and the table room!
Murdoch is first up on the ladder, as he enters cage two slowly.
O'Malley is close behind on the ladder, but suddenly, QPUBLIC IS
UP, HE PUSHES THE LADDER OVER WITH O'MALLEY ON TOP, THE
LADDER GOES CRASHING INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAGE, O'MALLEY
GETS CRUSHED BETWEEN THE CAGE AND THE LADDER, BOUNCING
OFF OF THE CAGE WALL AND FALLING TO THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
QPublic goes up to O'Malley, who is now busted open from his
head hitting the cage, he locks in DISGRACE!!!!! O'Malley is
OUT, THE REFEREE IS THERE!!!
JS: THE TAZZ MISSION! THE KATAHAJIME!!!!!!!!!! O'MALLEY IS
GONNA TAP!!!!
but he doesn't...
HE PASSES OUT!
ELIMINATED, BY SUBMISSION, SEAMUS O'MALLEY
The fans cheer for QPublic, as he relaxes to celebrate his victory.
PP7: AHHH! O'Malley is out!!!
JS: OUT COLD!!!!!!!
Macarthur looks down, at the hole in the cage made by the
door/entrance. The ladder has been knocked over, so it is a long
drop down. He enters cage two fully, and looks at Constantine,
who is still struggling with the bolt cutters, trying to open the
door to cage two. He turns around to Macarthur, who slams CC's
head into the cage wall! Macarthur picks up the bolt cutters, but
then drops them. He instead picks up a TABLE!!!!!
JS: The fans cheering here for the cage two action!!!
PP7: Murdoch wants to avenge his partner, and put
Constantine through a table!
Constantine hits a LOW BLOW on Murdoch! Constantine then
grabs the bolt cutters and HITS MURDOCH IN THE BACK!
JS: THAT'S AN ASSAULT!!!!!
Murdoch goes down, CC goes for the door again.
Back in the ring, in cage one, Harrison has pulled himself into a
corner, as QPublic rolls back into the ring.
JS: Two up top, two in cage one!
PP7: and TWO IN THE PINK AND ONE IN THE STINK! ZINGGG
JS: Who are you, Dane Cook?
SUDDENLY, FROM THE CROWD AREA, LONE WOLF COMES
RUNNING TO THE RING! HE HOPS OVER THE GUARD RAIL!
JS: HIM AGAIN? WHAT...THE...HELL???
PP7: Call the police. SERIOUSLY.
Wolf is carrying the bat again.. HE TAKES OUT THE REFEREES AT
THE CAGE DOOR! WOLF BATS THE DOOR LOCK, IT BUSTS OPEN, HE
KICKS THE DOOR OPEN, ENTERING THE CAGE!
JS: SOMEONE STOP THIS!
LW goes for Harrison with the bat, but is stopped by QPUBLIC!
JOHNNY Q PUBLIC STARTS TO BOX LW, BUT LW DUCKS ONCE, AND
CLOBBERS QPUBLIC IN THE BACK WITH THE BASEBALL BAT
!!!!!!!
JS: QPublic was trying to save Harrison there, to do him a
solid after the earlier event. Mutual respect!
QPublic goes down, LW turns attention back towards Harrison,
HARRISON HITS WOLF WITH A SPEAR!!!!!!!
Wolf is down, Harrison looks angry! Harrison picks up the bat, he
lays it on the mat!
JS: Harrison is going to take out Wolf here! Finally!
Harrison lays the bat down, picks up Wolf, and locks him up for
a pedigree, THE ENLIGHTENMENT!!!
JS: Harrison going for The Enlightenment, made famous by
Healius!
PP7: Joey, no! Don't you see? The bat...THIS IS WOLF'S
MOVE! THE JUGULAR CRUSH!
Harrison is about to hit the move when suddenly from out of
nowhere, HAWK HAS HIT THE RING!!!
JS: WHAT THE HELL???
Hawk clubs Harrison in the back, knocking him down, and picks
up the baseball bat, freeing LW, and raises it to swing at
Harrison...but QPUBLIC HITS THE ATONEMENT SUPERKICK TO
THE BACK OF HAWK'S NECK!
Hawk goes down, QPublic throws the bat to the outside, QPublic
picks up Wolf and clotheslines him over the top, as Harrison picks
up Hawk and clotheslines him over the top!
PP7: THIS IS THE SECOND TIME HAWK AND WOLF HAVE
WORKED TOGETHER TONIGHT! EARLIER WAS AGAINST DAVE
DANGEROUSLY!
JS: Are they truly working together, Scottie? What the hell is
going on?
The opposition is cleared, as QPublic turns around into a
SAXA BOTTOM FROM HARRISON! QPUBLIC HITS THE MAT
HARD! HARRISON MAKES THE COVER!!!!!!
1...
2....
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ELIMINATED BY PINFALL, JOHNNY Q. PUBLIC
The fans are going crazy!
JS: QPUBLIC HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! WE'RE DOWN TO THREE!
PP7: Constantine, Macarthur, and Harrison!!! WOW!
Harrison takes a breather, as we look up to the second cage,
where Constantine looks fed up with the cage door.
Harrison rolls out to the outside, and sets up the ladder,
beginning to climb.
JS: Harrison moving to TIER TWO HERE!
Harrison is slowly climbing up...
Constantine throws the bolt cutters down, and kicks the cage
door...it swings open!
PP7: He did it! He broke through!
Constantine jumps for joy, as he turns around into the face of
Macarthur!!!
Macarthur grabs Constantine....THE SHAMROCK CHOKESLAM
THROUGH A TABLE!!!!!!!!!
ELIMINATED BY TABLE ELIMINATION, CALVIN
CONSTANTINE
The fans are blowing the rafters out of the place!
JS: CHOKESLAM, CHOKESLAM, CHOKESLAM!
PP7: Ok, JR! We're down to the final two competitors!
Harrison enters cage two, as Murdoch makes a run for cage
three. We hear the locks go off on the doors for cage two and
three, but the doors are busted anyway. Harrison is up into cage
two, and Murdoch is climbing up the side of cage two, and now on
top.
JS: It's turned into a rat race here!
Harrison is close behind. Murdoch starts to climb up the ladder
on top of cage one that The Ox set up previously. Harrison grabs
Murdoch's ankle, but Murdoch kicks him down. Harrison slips,
but climbs up on the ladder behind Murdoch.
PP7: Oh man. We've got two REALLY BIG GUYS UP there
Joey...something bad is going to happen. They are so high up!
JS: That's what it is about! The ICW TITLE!
Harrison is basically right on top of Murdoch...BACK SUPLEX
OFF OF THE LADDER ON TOP OF CAGE THREE, THE TWO GO
CRASHING DOWN ONTO THE TOP OF CAGE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!
PP7: STOP THE MATCH!!!!!!!!
The ladder is teeter-tottering but it stays on top of the cage.
Harrison and Murdoch are both laying on top of the cage ceiling,
writhing in pain.
JS: This is crazy! This is madness!
PP7: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAICW
The fans are chanting!
ICW,
ICW,
ICW!!!!!!!
The camera cuts to Wolf and Hawk, who are laying on the floor,
starting to regain their composure.
The camera then cuts to the black limo from outside earlier, the
doors are open...no one is inside.
PP7: What the hell was that?
JS: Who was in that damn car, Scott? I KNOW YOU KNOW!
PP7: I don't! True story, swear to God.
Both men up top are starting to stir...MACARTHUR IS THE FIRST
TO SHOW SIGNS OF LIFE! HE STARTS TO GET UP!
JS: THIS YOUNG KID FROM ABERDEEN CAN TASTE HIS FIRST
ICW TITLE! IT'S RIPE FOR THE TAKING!
Harrison is also up. Macarthur starts to go to climb up cage
two but Harrison gets him from behind, THE ENLIGHTENMENT
PEDIGREE, ON THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
PP7: DON'T COUNT HARRISON OUT JUST YET!!!
Harrison climbs up to cage two, and then starts to climb cage
three.
Murdoch, busted open, starts to crawl towards cage two, and
starts to try to climb up it.
JS: HARRISON IS CLOSE! THE FANS ARE ON THEIR FEET!
Harrison is climbing the ladder, as Murdoch climbs the walls of
cage two.
PP7: COME ONNNNNNNN!
Harrison reaches for the title...
AND DOES!!!!!!!!!!!
WINNER, AND NEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
TOMMY HARRISON!!!!!!!!!!
The fans go wild, as Macarthur slides back down the cage, in
defeat.
JS: HARRISON WINS! THE GLADIATOR IS THE CHAMPION!!!
PP7: MACARTHUR HAD IT SO CLOSE HERE!!!
Harrison pulls the belt down and climbs down a few rungs,
when suddenly...
"Kingdom" hits over the PA.
PP7: What the hell?
JS: What's going on?
PP7: Wait...is that...
Through the entrance we see a man in a wheelchair wheel
himself onto the stage. The man is dressed in a business suit,
with a completely bald head, and a smile on his face.
This man is GENESIS!!!!!!!!
JS: GENESIS??? HERE??? WE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM SINCE THE
RUMBLE!
PP7: Harrison attacked his back! It looks like his injuries
were more serious than we thought!!!
Harrison looks like he's seen a ghost on top of the three layered
cage, as he looks down on Genesis, who, has a mic.
Genesis: ...it's colder than before!
The seasons took all they had come for...
And now, winter dances here...
It seems so fitting, don't you think?
to dress the ground in white...and grey.
Harrison looks confused, as he holds up the ICW title.
Genesis: You see, my friend, Centurius Maximus. I, the KING
of ICW know all about you. More than you'd think. And it seems
that my injuries...
The fans are booing, as the camera pans to show Genesis'
wheelchair.
Genesis: Were a little more severe than previously thought.
I seem to have taken a step backwards. Because you see,
"Tommy"... I know what it's like to walk on the wrong side of the
light. Or to put it better...to NOT WALK. Just like I know that deep
inside, you have your own wrong path to walk down, a path that
doesn't involve MY BELOVED...that championship belt of yours.
Oh no, you see, we've got far greater plans for it, and for you.
JS: What the HELL is he talking about?
PP7: SHHH!
Genesis: Spoiler alert: I've arranged to have several things
go the way they've been going the last few weeks.
Hawk...Dove...Lone Wolf. We've all decided we had mutual
interests, the latter being of course the almighty dollar. Well I'll
take that bet, Tommy! Because I'm a man of power and wealth
and all things that my LORD has given unto me. You know about
all of that, don't you?
Harrison still looks confused...
Genesis: Well my newfound associates obviously couldn't get
the job done but they will, in time, become stronger, as they walk
down the path of light. All will be well, in time. Our cause will
grow stronger. More powerful. And when I have the ICW World
Title around my waist again, well, I will be able to again walk the
line of the light, the righteous. And my KINGDOM will be
STRONG...
Because, where as I was the start of this movement, it's Genesis...
You...
You, GLADIATOR. It ends with you.
And indeed, it began with Genesis...
But it ends with REVELATIONS.
Suddenly, from the back, comes a monster of a man, muscled,
tall, ferocious. He is bald, with a beard, and an Ankh painted over
his right eye. Black wrestling tights, red trim around the waist
band and leg bands. Red fire across the rear area.
He steps aside Genesis and begins to walk towards the ring.
JS: WHO THE HELL IS THAT???
PP7: He's got to be almost SEVEN FEET TALL!
The man walks down, as Harrison looks stunned. The big man
begins to climb the cage!
JS: HE'S GOING UP!!!
PP7: AND AFTER THE ICW CHAMPION!
The man swiftly climbs up the side of cage one, as Harrison
climbs down and meets him...Harrison lunges towards the man
with the title belt, but the man side-steps, and SLAPS HIS PALM
ACROSS THE CHAMPIONS' THROAT!
PP7: Good lord!
JS: WHO IS THIS MAN???
Harrison struggles to break free, but the man has a firm grip
around Harrison's throat! THE MAN HITS THE CHAMPION WITH
A SPINNING CHOKE SLAM, ON TOP OF THE CAGE!
The cage dents, but does not break! The fans are on their feet, but
silent!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
PP7: WHAT A CHOKESLAM!
JS: This man is so big! Yet so AGILE!
He picks up the ICW title, and throws it down onto Harrison, as
the camera views Genesis, smiling in his chair, clapping.
JS: What the hell is going on???
Harrison is out, as the man begins to climb down, jumping after
halfway. He walks up the ramp, as does Lone Wolf, as does Hawk.
PP7: Now what the hell is THIS???
JS: What are we seeing here?
Harrison rolls onto his stomach, looking angrily at Genesis and
the ensemble on the stage. Hawk, Lone Wolf, this mysterious
newcomer, and Genesis all in a line on the stage.
Genesis: THE BEGINNING OF THE END!
Genesis drops the mic and raises his arms, as does the new man,
as does Hawk, and Lone Wolf half raises his, holding his head
mostly.
JS: NEW CHAMPION. NEW ENEMIES. NEW ICW? WE'RE
OUT OF TIME, GOODNIGHT EVERYONE!!!!!
Harrison looks down at the ensemble, still enraged, as the
camera fades...
...to black.
End transmission
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