Post by Dave Dangerously on Mar 15, 2013 22:43:06 GMT -6
JR: Well folks, it's now time. The cell is being lowered...it's time...for THE INSANITY CELL!!!
Ding ding,
Gary Michael Cappeta: The following contest, is the Insanity Cell match, and it is for the ICW WORLD HEAVYEWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Here are the rules: All 6 competitors will start in the ring at the same time. The first cell will be full of weapons, and if you are pinned or submit at this stage, you ARE eliminated.
You must then access the 2nd cage via the trap door at the top. In this cage, there will be a hard floor, and this cage will be full of tables, and the way to eliminate people in this stage, is by putting them THROUGH a table!
Then the goal is to access the third and final cage, and it will contain a ladder. The ladder must be put through the door at the top, and set up on top of the cage, where ONE person will grab the ICW World Heavyweight Championship, and become the NEW ICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!
The fans go wild.
ICW World Heavyweight Championship
Insanity Cell
Myst(c)
v.
Fister McCarl
v.
Sylver Morrigan
v.
Lightning Bolt
v.
Gryphon
v.
Dave Dudley
JR: Folks, this one should be...IN-CREDIBLE!
Lawler: That's right JR, and we're going to be joined for Commentary, by none other than SCOTTIEPP7!
ScottieScottiePP7: Hey King, JR. Good to be here.
Scottie is already out there, obviously.
JR: So Scottie, any thoughts on this match?
ScottieScottiePP7: All I can say is that this match might quite possibly be the greatest match in the history of Insane Championship Wrestling. After tonight, NOTHING for NO ONE will ever be the same.
"The Real Me" by The Who hits, and out comes Gryphon to a nice reaction from the crowd.
He walks down the ramp, and stands at the entrance to the cage. He examines it, and gets in. He walks around the ring, stopping to examine the cage from time to time, and finally gets in the ring and starts stretching and getting loose.
Lawler: Gryphon could win this one, I think he's going to be my pick to win it!
ScottiePP7: I dunno about that, but I do know that Dave Dudley will have his ass handed to him in this match.
JR: What about Myst? How do you feel about how he gored you last week?
ScottiePP7: Uh...I'm sure it was an honest mistake.
JR: So you hold no ill feelings?
ScottiePP7: ...look, it's Sylver Morrigan!
"Sick Of Life" hits, and out comes the NYO champ, Sylver Morrigan to a very strong reaction from the crowd.
She walks out, holding her back, and moving slowly. She enters the ring, and poses to the crowd, as they cheer. Gryphon starts to talk trash but she almost practically ignores him.
JR: As we saw earlier, Sylver's partner Orion apparently turned on her, causing her to take a nasty spill off a ladder through the table.
Lawler: No way, JR! It was an accident!
JR: Nonetheless, she's definitely not at 100% walking into this match.
"Good Thing" by Fine Young Cannibals hit, and the fans give a mixed reaction for The TransContinental Champion, Fister McCarl.
He cockily walks down to the ring, arguing with the fans. He enters the ring, and makes Sylver and Gryphon get out of his way as he walks around the ring.
JR: Personally for me, my choice here is Fister McCarl. He, like Gryphon, hasnt had a match tonight, and he's been on a roll lately.
Lawler: Come on JR, so has Gryphon.
JR: Yeah, well Fister is so damned cool.
At this point, "OHHHH TESTIFY!" fills the arena, and "Devil's Dance" by Metallica hits, signalling the arrival of Dave Dudley. He walks down the aisle as the fans boo. Sign Guy Dudley is a step behind him. He's carrying a sign that reads "Insanity Cell? More like boraphyll" and on the other side it reads: "Dave's the only Icon"
ScottiePP7: Here it is folks, this will be Dave Dudley's last match, because I know he'll get destroyed here tonight.
JR: That's a bold statement, Scott. I mean as much as I hate Dudley, just like you do, I recognize the fact that he's very talented.
Lawler: Yeah, Dudley is my choice to win it all.
JR: What about Gryphon?
Lawler: Yeah, Dudley and Gryphon.
"Due to the graphic nature of this program, viewer discretion is advised.
"Shock" by Fear Factory hits, and the pyro goes off, for Lightning Bolt! He walks down the aisle and yells at the fans and the opponents. He hops into the ring, and raises his arm in the air, saluting Communism. The fans cheer and boo at the same time, afraid to admit they're Kard Karrying Kommies.
ScottiePP7: I think LB has a good chance of winning.
JR: That's the thing about this match, you have no idea who's going to win.
ScottiePP7: Exactly.
"Liar" by Henry Rollins Band hits, and out comes the brand new ICW World Heavyweight Champion, Myst. He doesnt seem to be too affected by his earlier brutal match, in which he was victorious over QPublic. He makes his way to the ring, and stops to look up at the ICW World Title, danglign HIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH above the top cage. He then enters the ring, and all 6 men are standing in there, along with the referee, Mike Chioda.
JR: Earlier on, Dave Dudley attacked Myst and QPublic, and Myst barely managed to pull out a victory. Another example of how Dudley makes me sick.
ScottiePP7: Yeah, he'll end up paying for that, I'm sure.
Ding ding,
And the match is OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY!
They dont do anything though. They all just stare each other down. Myst shouts "Let's go, MOTHERF*CKER!" and they all start to pair off.
Myst and Dudley,
Fister and Gryphon,
LB and Sylver.
Fister and Gryphon fight in the middle of the ring. They trade punches back and forth, but Gryphon locks in a headlock.
Fister reverses the headlock into a hammerlock. Gryphon reverses the hammerlock, and goes back into the headlock.
Fister reverses back into another hammerlock, and starts shouting off to the crowd about how cool he is.
Gryphon reverses the hammerlock into another hammerlock, and LIFTS HIM UP INTO A HAMMERLOCK BACK SUPLEX, DROPPING HIM RIGHT ON HIS ARM!
Gryphon(prounounced Griffin) then starts to stomp away.
JR: Gryphon showing Fister that he is just as proficient as Fister, and Fister learned this, the hard way.
Sylver pushes LB back into the corner, and starts to box at his face.
She takes a step back, and charges forth, but LB drop toe holds her into the bottom turn buckle.
He then runs into the middle of the ring, grabs his crotch, and gives her A REVERSE BRONCO BUSTER!!!
Lawler: Haha! Nothing new to Sylver!!
Myst and Dudley spill out to the ring, as Myst grates Dudleys face into the cage, trying to bust him open. Dudley counters with a back kick low blow. Dave then grabs Myst, and slams his face into the cage...
on the outside, Sign Guy has a chair!
Dave holds Myst's head against the cage and SIGN GUY HITS MYST IN THE FACE VIA THE CAGE WITH THE CHAIR!!!
Myst flops back and hits the ring apron, and slumps down to the ground. Dave then starts to kick at Myst's chest.
JR: Cheap, absolutely cheap from Dudley.
Lawler: He's Dave Dudley! It's what he does!
Dave goes to the corner where there is a trashcan full of weapons(there is a trashcan of weapons attached to each corner.) and pulls out a SINGAPORE CANE. He walks over to Myst and CANES HIM RIGHT IN THE HEAD!!!
Dudley then slides into the ring, and grabs LB, turns him around, and CANES HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!
He then waits for LB to get up again so he can cane him but he gets hit from behind by Sylver with a LOW BLOW! He drops the cane, and Fister picks it up, after tossing Gryphon out of the ring.
Dudley holds his crotch and turns right into a CANE SHOT RIGHT INTO THE HEAD BY FISTER!!!
Dave goes down, Fister makes the cover!!!
1...
2...
kICKOUT, BY DUDLEY!!!
JR: Fister with the first pinfall attempt here tonight, but Dave Dudley wont go down that easy.
Gryphon pulls Fister out of the ring, and they begin to fight on the outside.
Lightning Bolt delivers a baseball slide to Myst on the outside, causing Myst to hit the cage and fall back down to the floor. LB exits the ring, and grabs a steel chair.
Meanwhile, Sylver helps Dudley up...and they stare each other down...and SHE LAYS A KISS ON HIM!!!
The fans go wild!
Lawler: DUDLEY IS A PIMP!
JR: Disgusting!!!
ScottiePP7: I dunno who should be washing their mouth out, Dave, or Sylver.
Dave pushes Sylver off of him, and looks at her, but LB reenters the ring and charges at Dave but DAVE PULLS SYLVER IN FRONT OF HIM, AND SHE GETS HIT WITH THE CHAIR!!!
LB stops to look at what he did, as he was aiming at Dudley. Dudley uses this opportunity to kick him in the gut and deliver a DAVE CUTTER!
Myst hops up on the ring apron, and Dudley charges the ropes attempting to knock him off, but Myst counters, and knocks Dudley back into the middle of the ring. Myst jumps up on top of the rope, from the apron, and he stands there!!
JR: WTF IS HE THINKING?
ScottiePP7: HOLY @#%$!!!
Myst flies off like a missle, with a FLYING GORE!!! HE CONNECTS INTO DUDLEY!!! GORE!, GORE! GORE!
JR: GORE, GORE, GORE!!!
Lawler: AHHHH!!!
Heyman: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE!
Myst gets up and pounds his chest, and starts to shout...but from behind...
FISTER MCCARL HITS HIM WITH A CHAIR RIGHT IN THE HEAD!!!
MYST DOESNT GO DOWN, HE SWINGS THE CHAIR LIKE A BASEBALL BAT, AND HITS HIM AGAIN!!!
MYST DROPS TO ONE KNEE, AND FISTER HITS HIM RIGHT ON TOP AGAIN!!!
MYST REMAINS, AND FISTER SETS DOWN THE CHAIR, LIFTS MYST TO HIS FEET, AND DROPS HIM WITH THE UNCONCIOUSLY COOL DDT ON THE CHAIR!!!
Cover!!!
1...
2...
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eliminated, Myst
The fans are STUNNED!!!
ScottiePP7: YEAH!
JR: Oh my GOD. Myst, the champion, was the FIRST ONE ELIMINATED!!! FISTER PINS MYST!!
Myst rolls to outside the cage, as back in the ring, we have Sylver on the top rope, jumping onto Gryphon from the outside with BAD MAGICK!! Pinfalls only count in the ring though, but Gryphon got hit pretty good.
She slides back into the ring, and dropkicks Fister over the top rope.
She poses to the crowd, as LB, who now has a trash can, hits her in the back with it, and puts the garbage can over her.
He then grabs the steel chair and HITS HER IN THE CAN!!! Sylver falls over, and out of the trash can, as LB sets up the chair in the middle of the ring. He picks up Sylver...BACKDROP ON THE CHAIR!!! THE CHAIR EXPLODES!
He attempts a cover...
1...
2...
Sylver kicks out!
Fister re-enters the ring, and LB and Fister start to fight! They trade punches...
Meanwhile on the outside...MYST AND DUDLEY ARE FIGHTING ONCE AGAIN!
Myst kicks Dudley in the gut, picks him up, runs, RUNNING GORE INTO THE CAGE! Dudley bounces off and hits the floor. At this point, Gryphon runs over and starts attacking Myst too.
JR: Well, Myst is eliminated, but since the cage door is locked, eliminated people will stay in this match.
ScottiePP7: Looks like Dudley and Gryphon seem to be helping each other...curious.
In the ring, as LB and Fister fight,Sylver delivers a DOUBLE LOW BLOW to the both of them, followed by a DOUBLE DDT!
She falls back down though, trying to recover as she holds her back in pain.
Fister rolls out of the ring, and LB gets to his feet. Sylver also gets up, and she starts to punch away on LB. She whips him into the ropes, and attempts a superkick.
LB blocks the kick, spins her around,, and delivers a BRUTAL OMNI-BOMB POWERBOMB!
He makes the cover
1...
2...
SYLVER KICKS OUT!!!
LB grabs a chair thats in the ring, and sets it up like before. He stops, seems to think, and then rolls out and grabs another chair, enters the ring, and sets it next to the other one so that the seats are down, and facing each other.
LB picks up Sylver...and puts her in the powerbomb position, lifts her up, and RUNS INTO THE CHAIRS WITH THE LIGHTNING STRIKE RUNNING POWERBOMB THROUGH THE CHAIRS!!!
JR: Good lord, that's got to end Sylver's back, for certain.
ScottiePP7: JEE-ZUS!
LB makes the cover
1...
2...
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eliminated, Sylver Morrigan
The fans boooooo, as Sylver lies there unconcious.
LB gets up, and raises his arms in the air, he knows hes bad.
JR: It's unfortunate, Sylver could have won this match, but her back was hurt earlier in the night and well, LB just capitalized on it.
Lawler: Sylver is still hot, though, and the NYO champ!
Gryphon and Myst continue to fight on the outside.
Gryphon grabs a 2x4 out of a garbage can and BUSTS IT OVER MYST'S BACK!!!
Myst screams in pain but then shakes it off and starts to walk towards Gryphon. Dudley, from behind, takes out Myst's legs, as the two start to punch away on the Angry One.
Fister on the outside of the ring, produces a ladder from underneath the ring. He slides it into the ring, and HITS LB IN THE BACK WITH THE LADDER!!!
Fister then sets up the ladder, and starts to climb it, heading for the door at the top to access the 2nd cage.
JR: Well, Fister here is the first one to attempt the climb to the top to the 2nd cage.
Lawler: That's because hes so damn COOL, JR!
LB doesnt stay down, as he slides back into the ring.
Fister is near the top of the ladder, and the top of the cell, when LB climbs up and pulls down Fister a little bit.
He then grabs Fister and delivers Chain-Lightning Headbutts! Fister gets woozy and falls off the ladder.
LB looks down, and then looks up...then he looks down.
He starts to climb the ladder, and he gets to the top. He opens the trap door at the top and grabs the door...he swings off of the ladder, holding onto the door...
ScottiePP7: Eh?
LB swings his legs up...AND FLIES OFF WITH A EDGECRUSHER 450 FROM THE ROOF OF THE CAGE ONTO FISTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE FANS CHANT HOL-EE SHITE, HOL-EE SHITE, HOL-EE SHITE!
ScottiePP7: GOOD GOD DAMN!
JR: HOLY GOD ALMIGHTY!
Lawler: FUCKIN' @#%$!
LB hits so hard, he bounces off of Fister, so there's no pinfall.
Meanwhile on the outside, Gryphon and Dudley still pound away on Myst.
LB gets to his feet, woozy...and starts to climb the ladder...and he makes it into the 2nd level, but collapses on the hard floor.
Fister gets to his feet, and starts to climb the ladder...verry slowly.
Meanwhile, Gryphon and Dudley roll Myst into the ring...
Dudley signals for something, Gryphon pulls myst up, whips him into the ropes...they hit him with a 3D!!! THE DUDLEY DEATH DROP!!!! Myst is down!
JR: Wow! 3D!!!
Lawler: Looks like Dudley and Gryphon just wanted to make sure Myst stays out of this match now that he's eliminated.
ScottiePP7: Serves Myst right, for GORING me last week.
Myst lies on the mat, as the camera shows Sylver, still unconcious on the outside of the ring.
Dudley advises Gryphon to start climbing up after Fister, who now is on the 2nd level, attempting to get to his feet, as is LB.
Dudley kicks around Myst a little, as Gryphon enters the 2nd cage.
Dave then climbs the ladder himself, and as he enters the 2nd cage, kicks over the ladder, and closes the trap door...
he then produces a lock from his pocket, and LOCKS THE DOOR WITH A PADLOCK!
JR: WHAT...THE...HELL!!
Lawler: NO ONE'S GETTING IN OR OUT OF THAT 2ND CAGE!
Inside the 2nd cage, LB has started to work on Gryphon, as Fister and Dudley start to fight. On one side of the cage, there contains several wooden chairs. Dudley slams Fister into the cage, and sets up a table.
Fister bounces off of the cage and walks backwards. Dudley is ready and waiting to toss him through the table when he turns around...
Fister turns around, Dudley lifts him up in a flapjack(like the flapjack part of the 3D), but FISTER COUNTERS WITH A DDT DRIVING DAVE'S HEAD DOWN INTO THE HARD FLOOR!!!
Fister mounts Dudley and begins to FIST dudley in the face with a flurry of rapid fire shots to Dudley's temple.
Meanwhile, Gryphon is slamming LB's head into a table, as he rolls him onto the table.
Gryphon hops up onto the table, and pulls LB to his feet, getting ready to put him through the table in a powerbomb/piledriver position. But Gryphon is standing above the trap door, as he reaches up and unfastens the door, causing it to hang open.
But Gryphon wasted time, as LB backdrops him off of the table, and Gryphon hits hard on the floor!
JR: Gryphon wasted time there, and it backfired.
Meanwhile, down below, Myst has gotten to his feet, and he is punching the cage door, trying to get out.
Lawler: Look at that idiot! He realizes he cant get up through the top, so hes going to get out of the cage!
Myst charges back...screams, and charges forward to the door HITTING THE DOOR WITH THE GORE!!!!!! GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE HE BUSTS THROUGH THE CAGE!
He falls through to the outside, gets up, and starts to climb the side of the cage.
JR: HE'S GOOFIER THAN A PET COON!
ScottiePP7: Don't be hatin', JR.
Back in cage #2, LB stands on top of the table, as Gryphon gets up. Gryphon charges the table, jumps up, and hits THE WOLFE TONE SOCIETY SPRINGBOARD DDT, THROUGH THE TABLE!!!
Eliminated, Lightning Bolt
the table explodes as LB's head bounces off the floor.
JR: Well, there goes LB's chances of winning this thing.
Meanwhile, Myst has reached the top of the first cage, and he starts to beat his chest, as he runs towards the side of the 2nd cage and BURSTS THROUGH WITH A GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE!!!!
He enters, and starts to work on Fister, and Dudley, and even Gryphon.
JR: BUSINESS HAS PICKED UP!!!
Lawler: I hate to say it, but MYST...IS...PYST!!!
Myst kicks Gryphon in the midsection, hoists him above his head, and throws him into the side of the cage!!! Gryphon's head bounces off.
Meanwhile, Fister uses the table set up earlier by Dudley, to climb up and into the 3rd and final cage.
Dudley rolls out of the hole that was made by Myst, and catches his breath.
In the 2nd cage, Myst picks up LB who is groggy as hell...lifts him up, and SLAMS HIM DOWN ON THE TRAP DOOR WITH A FULL NELSON SLAM THROUGH THE DOOR THE LOCK BUSTS LB GOES FALLING ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE RING BELOW, HOLY @#%$!!!!
LB flops around on the mat, as the fans go wild.
JR: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY THAT KILLED HIM!
Lawler: HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD!
ScottiePP7: GOOD GOD DAMNx2!!!!!!
Myst then turns his attention to Gryphon, who is leaning next to the wall of the cage, where he was thrown...
Myst charges...AND GORES GRYPHON THROUGH THE CAGE WALL!!!!
Myst and Gryphon are both down. Gryphon is out, but Myst hit his head on the cage after the gore, so he is a little out of it.
JR: JESUS H.!
ScottiePP7: MYST ISNT EVEN IN THIS DAMN MATCH ANYMORE. GET HIM OUT OF THERE!
On the other side of this huge cage structure, Dave Dudley crawled his way out of the first hole Myst made. Dave is outside of the 2nd cage now, and he begins to climb one of the good walls...he makes his way to the top of that cage, and then starts to climb the 3rd and final cage.
At this point, he's very high up there.
Inside the 3rd cage, Fister has a 2nd wind, and he grabs the ladder that is in this 3rd smaller cage, and he begins to set it up to push it through the trap door.
Dave is already on top of this cage, however, as he kicks the door open and it swings down on Fisters head, knocking him down. Dave then grabs the ladder and pulls it up through the top of the cage.
JR: DUDLEY HAS THE LADDER!
Lawler: HE'S GOING TO WIN!!!
ScottiePP7: I wouldnt be too sure of this, come on, FISTER!
Dudley sets the ladder up on top of the cage, and begins to climb, slowly.
meanwhile, back down on the 2nd cage, Myst is up, and on his knees trying to shake off the cobwebs.
Fister climbs up through the 3rd cage, and to the top. Dudley is only a few rungs up, as Fister comes up behind him and starts to pound on his back, causing Dave to stop climbing.
Fister pulls Dudley down a rung, but Dudley kicks at Fister, knocking him back.
Fister almost falls off the edge of the cage, as the fans get all excited.
But fister leans back foward and shoves the ladder.
JR: OH GOD, NO!
He pushes the ladder, and it starts to tip...it doesnt move much so fister uses the HELLA GOOD GORE and the ladder tips...
DUDLEY GOES FLYING OFF OF THE LADDER, AND HITS THE TOP OF THE FIRST CAGE, AND SLIDES OFF THE SIDE!!!!
...
..........
BUT HE HANGS ON!!!!
THE FANS ARE FREAKING WILD!!!
The ladder doesnt fall all the way off of the 3rd cage roof, it is hanging half off.
Fister slides off of the 3rd cage, and drops down to the top of the 1st cage as he lands on his feet.
Lawler: DUDLEY IS GOING OVER THE SIDE!!!
Dudley doesnt, he pulls himself back up, but Fister walks over and looks down on Dudley.
We get a shot of right next to the announce table, as we look up to see the two men at the top of the cell, they're on the side where the announce tables are.
On the OTHER side of the ring, Myst starts to get up...
JR: Oh my GOD, here comes Myst again!
Myst slowly walks up behind Fister, but Fister turns around, obviously sensing him from behind! He punches Myst, but Myst kicks Fister in the midsection, causing him to double over...
Myst grabs Fister by the tights...
AND TOSSES HIM OFF THE SIDE OF THE CAGE!!!!
FISTER FALLS THROUGH THE AIR, AND LANDS ON THE NEWLY REBUILT SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!
THE TABLE EXPLODES!!!
THE FANS CHANT "ICW, ICW, ICW"
JR: OH.......MY....GOD!!!!!! STOP THE MATCH, STOP THE MATCH!!
Lawler: I CANT BELIEVE THIS!!!
ScottiePP7: HOLY LORD!!!
Myst turns and looks at Dudley...Dudley starts to crawl backwards towards the 2nd cage, as he is terrified of Myst.
Myst yells out: "YOU'VE F*CKED WITH ME TOO MANY TIMES TONIGHT, MOTHERF*CKER!
ScottiePP7: That's it, I cant take anymore of this bullshit anymore.
JR: What?
ScottiePP7 drops his headset, and begins to CLIMB THE CAGE!!!
Lawler: What the HELL is he doing?
JR: He's going to get killed up there!
PP7 reaches the top, and gestures "bring it on". He yells something out and Myst turns around.
He looks PP7 right in the eyes, and his face turns into a grim, grim look.
JR: What the hell is going on?
Myst CHARGES PP7!
JR: HE'S GOING TO TRY TO GORE PP7!!!
But SCOTTIEPP7 BLOCKS IT, AND COUNTERS WITH A MARTINI DDT ON THE STEEL CAG
JR: OH MY GOD! MARTINI DDT!!!!
Lawler: THAT'S SCOTTIE'S TRADEMARK MOVE!!!
The fans go WILD for Scottie after he hits the Martini DDT.
Dudley gets up...cautiously...
PP7 just stands there, as he picks up Myst. Myst is bleeding from the forehead, as PP7 holds him up.
Dudley looks around to the crowd, and smiles.
JR: WHAT...THE...FUUUUUUUCK???
PP7 pushes Myst into Dudley lifts him up...BOOM!!!!!!! THE 4D!!!THE DAVE DUDLEY DEATH DROP!!!!
Myst gets dropped with the 4D, as the fans are stunned!!!
PP7 still stands there, looking down on Myst.
JR: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY I'M HAVING A STROKE, I CANT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW, THE 4D!!!
Lawler: DUDLEY HAS THIS ONE IN THE BAG!!!
Dudley climbs the cages, with PP7 behind him. Dudley gets to the top, and sets up the ladder, he starts to climb.
PP7 gets to the top of the 3rd ladder, and holds the ladder still for Dudley.
JR: NO...NO!!!!!!
Dudley climbs the ladder, reaches up...and GRABS THE ICW CHAMPIONSHIP BELT!!!!
Winner, and NEW ICW World Heavyweight Champion, Dave Dudley
The fans burst in a chorus of boos, as they start to throw garbage at the cage.
JR: ARE YOU SEEING THIS, KING? I CANT BELIEVE IT!
Lawler: Calm down JR, you're going hoarse!
JR: THIS IS A CRIME! THEY SCREWED US ALL!!!
Lawler: Come on, we've got a new ICW champion AGAIN! And this time it's Dave DUDLEY!!!
Dudley holds the belt, and smiles, as blood starts to drip from his nose. He's beaten to hell, but he doesnt care.
PP7 below him is clapping, and smiling as he looks out to all of the fans, who continue to boo.
JR: I CANT BELIEVE THIS! YOU HAVE WITNESSED THE INSANITY CELL, FOLKS, YOU HAVE WITNESSED ONE HELL OF A NIGHT, YOU HAVE WITNESSED THE ICW TITLE CHANGE HANDS TWO TIMES IN ONE NIGHT, YOU HAVE WITNESSED A TOTAL SCREWJOB, AND YOU HAVE WITNESSED THE PRICE THAT THE ICW SUPERSTARS HAVE PAID TONIGHT...
DID THEY PAY IN DEATH? OR TAXES? I THINK YOU KNOW THE ANSWER!!!
For The Reverend Al Sharpton, for Dick Vitale, for Bill Walton, and for Jerry "The King" Lawler, this is Jim Ross saying...GOOD NIGHT!!!
The last shot we see is Dudley climbing down off the ladder, as PP7 pats his back, and the two begin to climb down off of the cage, while Dudley has the ICW World Title in tow...
end transmission
Ding ding,
Gary Michael Cappeta: The following contest, is the Insanity Cell match, and it is for the ICW WORLD HEAVYEWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Here are the rules: All 6 competitors will start in the ring at the same time. The first cell will be full of weapons, and if you are pinned or submit at this stage, you ARE eliminated.
You must then access the 2nd cage via the trap door at the top. In this cage, there will be a hard floor, and this cage will be full of tables, and the way to eliminate people in this stage, is by putting them THROUGH a table!
Then the goal is to access the third and final cage, and it will contain a ladder. The ladder must be put through the door at the top, and set up on top of the cage, where ONE person will grab the ICW World Heavyweight Championship, and become the NEW ICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!
The fans go wild.
ICW World Heavyweight Championship
Insanity Cell
Myst(c)
v.
Fister McCarl
v.
Sylver Morrigan
v.
Lightning Bolt
v.
Gryphon
v.
Dave Dudley
JR: Folks, this one should be...IN-CREDIBLE!
Lawler: That's right JR, and we're going to be joined for Commentary, by none other than SCOTTIEPP7!
ScottieScottiePP7: Hey King, JR. Good to be here.
Scottie is already out there, obviously.
JR: So Scottie, any thoughts on this match?
ScottieScottiePP7: All I can say is that this match might quite possibly be the greatest match in the history of Insane Championship Wrestling. After tonight, NOTHING for NO ONE will ever be the same.
"The Real Me" by The Who hits, and out comes Gryphon to a nice reaction from the crowd.
He walks down the ramp, and stands at the entrance to the cage. He examines it, and gets in. He walks around the ring, stopping to examine the cage from time to time, and finally gets in the ring and starts stretching and getting loose.
Lawler: Gryphon could win this one, I think he's going to be my pick to win it!
ScottiePP7: I dunno about that, but I do know that Dave Dudley will have his ass handed to him in this match.
JR: What about Myst? How do you feel about how he gored you last week?
ScottiePP7: Uh...I'm sure it was an honest mistake.
JR: So you hold no ill feelings?
ScottiePP7: ...look, it's Sylver Morrigan!
"Sick Of Life" hits, and out comes the NYO champ, Sylver Morrigan to a very strong reaction from the crowd.
She walks out, holding her back, and moving slowly. She enters the ring, and poses to the crowd, as they cheer. Gryphon starts to talk trash but she almost practically ignores him.
JR: As we saw earlier, Sylver's partner Orion apparently turned on her, causing her to take a nasty spill off a ladder through the table.
Lawler: No way, JR! It was an accident!
JR: Nonetheless, she's definitely not at 100% walking into this match.
"Good Thing" by Fine Young Cannibals hit, and the fans give a mixed reaction for The TransContinental Champion, Fister McCarl.
He cockily walks down to the ring, arguing with the fans. He enters the ring, and makes Sylver and Gryphon get out of his way as he walks around the ring.
JR: Personally for me, my choice here is Fister McCarl. He, like Gryphon, hasnt had a match tonight, and he's been on a roll lately.
Lawler: Come on JR, so has Gryphon.
JR: Yeah, well Fister is so damned cool.
At this point, "OHHHH TESTIFY!" fills the arena, and "Devil's Dance" by Metallica hits, signalling the arrival of Dave Dudley. He walks down the aisle as the fans boo. Sign Guy Dudley is a step behind him. He's carrying a sign that reads "Insanity Cell? More like boraphyll" and on the other side it reads: "Dave's the only Icon"
ScottiePP7: Here it is folks, this will be Dave Dudley's last match, because I know he'll get destroyed here tonight.
JR: That's a bold statement, Scott. I mean as much as I hate Dudley, just like you do, I recognize the fact that he's very talented.
Lawler: Yeah, Dudley is my choice to win it all.
JR: What about Gryphon?
Lawler: Yeah, Dudley and Gryphon.
"Due to the graphic nature of this program, viewer discretion is advised.
"Shock" by Fear Factory hits, and the pyro goes off, for Lightning Bolt! He walks down the aisle and yells at the fans and the opponents. He hops into the ring, and raises his arm in the air, saluting Communism. The fans cheer and boo at the same time, afraid to admit they're Kard Karrying Kommies.
ScottiePP7: I think LB has a good chance of winning.
JR: That's the thing about this match, you have no idea who's going to win.
ScottiePP7: Exactly.
"Liar" by Henry Rollins Band hits, and out comes the brand new ICW World Heavyweight Champion, Myst. He doesnt seem to be too affected by his earlier brutal match, in which he was victorious over QPublic. He makes his way to the ring, and stops to look up at the ICW World Title, danglign HIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH above the top cage. He then enters the ring, and all 6 men are standing in there, along with the referee, Mike Chioda.
JR: Earlier on, Dave Dudley attacked Myst and QPublic, and Myst barely managed to pull out a victory. Another example of how Dudley makes me sick.
ScottiePP7: Yeah, he'll end up paying for that, I'm sure.
Ding ding,
And the match is OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY!
They dont do anything though. They all just stare each other down. Myst shouts "Let's go, MOTHERF*CKER!" and they all start to pair off.
Myst and Dudley,
Fister and Gryphon,
LB and Sylver.
Fister and Gryphon fight in the middle of the ring. They trade punches back and forth, but Gryphon locks in a headlock.
Fister reverses the headlock into a hammerlock. Gryphon reverses the hammerlock, and goes back into the headlock.
Fister reverses back into another hammerlock, and starts shouting off to the crowd about how cool he is.
Gryphon reverses the hammerlock into another hammerlock, and LIFTS HIM UP INTO A HAMMERLOCK BACK SUPLEX, DROPPING HIM RIGHT ON HIS ARM!
Gryphon(prounounced Griffin) then starts to stomp away.
JR: Gryphon showing Fister that he is just as proficient as Fister, and Fister learned this, the hard way.
Sylver pushes LB back into the corner, and starts to box at his face.
She takes a step back, and charges forth, but LB drop toe holds her into the bottom turn buckle.
He then runs into the middle of the ring, grabs his crotch, and gives her A REVERSE BRONCO BUSTER!!!
Lawler: Haha! Nothing new to Sylver!!
Myst and Dudley spill out to the ring, as Myst grates Dudleys face into the cage, trying to bust him open. Dudley counters with a back kick low blow. Dave then grabs Myst, and slams his face into the cage...
on the outside, Sign Guy has a chair!
Dave holds Myst's head against the cage and SIGN GUY HITS MYST IN THE FACE VIA THE CAGE WITH THE CHAIR!!!
Myst flops back and hits the ring apron, and slumps down to the ground. Dave then starts to kick at Myst's chest.
JR: Cheap, absolutely cheap from Dudley.
Lawler: He's Dave Dudley! It's what he does!
Dave goes to the corner where there is a trashcan full of weapons(there is a trashcan of weapons attached to each corner.) and pulls out a SINGAPORE CANE. He walks over to Myst and CANES HIM RIGHT IN THE HEAD!!!
Dudley then slides into the ring, and grabs LB, turns him around, and CANES HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!
He then waits for LB to get up again so he can cane him but he gets hit from behind by Sylver with a LOW BLOW! He drops the cane, and Fister picks it up, after tossing Gryphon out of the ring.
Dudley holds his crotch and turns right into a CANE SHOT RIGHT INTO THE HEAD BY FISTER!!!
Dave goes down, Fister makes the cover!!!
1...
2...
kICKOUT, BY DUDLEY!!!
JR: Fister with the first pinfall attempt here tonight, but Dave Dudley wont go down that easy.
Gryphon pulls Fister out of the ring, and they begin to fight on the outside.
Lightning Bolt delivers a baseball slide to Myst on the outside, causing Myst to hit the cage and fall back down to the floor. LB exits the ring, and grabs a steel chair.
Meanwhile, Sylver helps Dudley up...and they stare each other down...and SHE LAYS A KISS ON HIM!!!
The fans go wild!
Lawler: DUDLEY IS A PIMP!
JR: Disgusting!!!
ScottiePP7: I dunno who should be washing their mouth out, Dave, or Sylver.
Dave pushes Sylver off of him, and looks at her, but LB reenters the ring and charges at Dave but DAVE PULLS SYLVER IN FRONT OF HIM, AND SHE GETS HIT WITH THE CHAIR!!!
LB stops to look at what he did, as he was aiming at Dudley. Dudley uses this opportunity to kick him in the gut and deliver a DAVE CUTTER!
Myst hops up on the ring apron, and Dudley charges the ropes attempting to knock him off, but Myst counters, and knocks Dudley back into the middle of the ring. Myst jumps up on top of the rope, from the apron, and he stands there!!
JR: WTF IS HE THINKING?
ScottiePP7: HOLY @#%$!!!
Myst flies off like a missle, with a FLYING GORE!!! HE CONNECTS INTO DUDLEY!!! GORE!, GORE! GORE!
JR: GORE, GORE, GORE!!!
Lawler: AHHHH!!!
Heyman: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE!
Myst gets up and pounds his chest, and starts to shout...but from behind...
FISTER MCCARL HITS HIM WITH A CHAIR RIGHT IN THE HEAD!!!
MYST DOESNT GO DOWN, HE SWINGS THE CHAIR LIKE A BASEBALL BAT, AND HITS HIM AGAIN!!!
MYST DROPS TO ONE KNEE, AND FISTER HITS HIM RIGHT ON TOP AGAIN!!!
MYST REMAINS, AND FISTER SETS DOWN THE CHAIR, LIFTS MYST TO HIS FEET, AND DROPS HIM WITH THE UNCONCIOUSLY COOL DDT ON THE CHAIR!!!
Cover!!!
1...
2...
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eliminated, Myst
The fans are STUNNED!!!
ScottiePP7: YEAH!
JR: Oh my GOD. Myst, the champion, was the FIRST ONE ELIMINATED!!! FISTER PINS MYST!!
Myst rolls to outside the cage, as back in the ring, we have Sylver on the top rope, jumping onto Gryphon from the outside with BAD MAGICK!! Pinfalls only count in the ring though, but Gryphon got hit pretty good.
She slides back into the ring, and dropkicks Fister over the top rope.
She poses to the crowd, as LB, who now has a trash can, hits her in the back with it, and puts the garbage can over her.
He then grabs the steel chair and HITS HER IN THE CAN!!! Sylver falls over, and out of the trash can, as LB sets up the chair in the middle of the ring. He picks up Sylver...BACKDROP ON THE CHAIR!!! THE CHAIR EXPLODES!
He attempts a cover...
1...
2...
Sylver kicks out!
Fister re-enters the ring, and LB and Fister start to fight! They trade punches...
Meanwhile on the outside...MYST AND DUDLEY ARE FIGHTING ONCE AGAIN!
Myst kicks Dudley in the gut, picks him up, runs, RUNNING GORE INTO THE CAGE! Dudley bounces off and hits the floor. At this point, Gryphon runs over and starts attacking Myst too.
JR: Well, Myst is eliminated, but since the cage door is locked, eliminated people will stay in this match.
ScottiePP7: Looks like Dudley and Gryphon seem to be helping each other...curious.
In the ring, as LB and Fister fight,Sylver delivers a DOUBLE LOW BLOW to the both of them, followed by a DOUBLE DDT!
She falls back down though, trying to recover as she holds her back in pain.
Fister rolls out of the ring, and LB gets to his feet. Sylver also gets up, and she starts to punch away on LB. She whips him into the ropes, and attempts a superkick.
LB blocks the kick, spins her around,, and delivers a BRUTAL OMNI-BOMB POWERBOMB!
He makes the cover
1...
2...
SYLVER KICKS OUT!!!
LB grabs a chair thats in the ring, and sets it up like before. He stops, seems to think, and then rolls out and grabs another chair, enters the ring, and sets it next to the other one so that the seats are down, and facing each other.
LB picks up Sylver...and puts her in the powerbomb position, lifts her up, and RUNS INTO THE CHAIRS WITH THE LIGHTNING STRIKE RUNNING POWERBOMB THROUGH THE CHAIRS!!!
JR: Good lord, that's got to end Sylver's back, for certain.
ScottiePP7: JEE-ZUS!
LB makes the cover
1...
2...
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eliminated, Sylver Morrigan
The fans boooooo, as Sylver lies there unconcious.
LB gets up, and raises his arms in the air, he knows hes bad.
JR: It's unfortunate, Sylver could have won this match, but her back was hurt earlier in the night and well, LB just capitalized on it.
Lawler: Sylver is still hot, though, and the NYO champ!
Gryphon and Myst continue to fight on the outside.
Gryphon grabs a 2x4 out of a garbage can and BUSTS IT OVER MYST'S BACK!!!
Myst screams in pain but then shakes it off and starts to walk towards Gryphon. Dudley, from behind, takes out Myst's legs, as the two start to punch away on the Angry One.
Fister on the outside of the ring, produces a ladder from underneath the ring. He slides it into the ring, and HITS LB IN THE BACK WITH THE LADDER!!!
Fister then sets up the ladder, and starts to climb it, heading for the door at the top to access the 2nd cage.
JR: Well, Fister here is the first one to attempt the climb to the top to the 2nd cage.
Lawler: That's because hes so damn COOL, JR!
LB doesnt stay down, as he slides back into the ring.
Fister is near the top of the ladder, and the top of the cell, when LB climbs up and pulls down Fister a little bit.
He then grabs Fister and delivers Chain-Lightning Headbutts! Fister gets woozy and falls off the ladder.
LB looks down, and then looks up...then he looks down.
He starts to climb the ladder, and he gets to the top. He opens the trap door at the top and grabs the door...he swings off of the ladder, holding onto the door...
ScottiePP7: Eh?
LB swings his legs up...AND FLIES OFF WITH A EDGECRUSHER 450 FROM THE ROOF OF THE CAGE ONTO FISTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE FANS CHANT HOL-EE SHITE, HOL-EE SHITE, HOL-EE SHITE!
ScottiePP7: GOOD GOD DAMN!
JR: HOLY GOD ALMIGHTY!
Lawler: FUCKIN' @#%$!
LB hits so hard, he bounces off of Fister, so there's no pinfall.
Meanwhile on the outside, Gryphon and Dudley still pound away on Myst.
LB gets to his feet, woozy...and starts to climb the ladder...and he makes it into the 2nd level, but collapses on the hard floor.
Fister gets to his feet, and starts to climb the ladder...verry slowly.
Meanwhile, Gryphon and Dudley roll Myst into the ring...
Dudley signals for something, Gryphon pulls myst up, whips him into the ropes...they hit him with a 3D!!! THE DUDLEY DEATH DROP!!!! Myst is down!
JR: Wow! 3D!!!
Lawler: Looks like Dudley and Gryphon just wanted to make sure Myst stays out of this match now that he's eliminated.
ScottiePP7: Serves Myst right, for GORING me last week.
Myst lies on the mat, as the camera shows Sylver, still unconcious on the outside of the ring.
Dudley advises Gryphon to start climbing up after Fister, who now is on the 2nd level, attempting to get to his feet, as is LB.
Dudley kicks around Myst a little, as Gryphon enters the 2nd cage.
Dave then climbs the ladder himself, and as he enters the 2nd cage, kicks over the ladder, and closes the trap door...
he then produces a lock from his pocket, and LOCKS THE DOOR WITH A PADLOCK!
JR: WHAT...THE...HELL!!
Lawler: NO ONE'S GETTING IN OR OUT OF THAT 2ND CAGE!
Inside the 2nd cage, LB has started to work on Gryphon, as Fister and Dudley start to fight. On one side of the cage, there contains several wooden chairs. Dudley slams Fister into the cage, and sets up a table.
Fister bounces off of the cage and walks backwards. Dudley is ready and waiting to toss him through the table when he turns around...
Fister turns around, Dudley lifts him up in a flapjack(like the flapjack part of the 3D), but FISTER COUNTERS WITH A DDT DRIVING DAVE'S HEAD DOWN INTO THE HARD FLOOR!!!
Fister mounts Dudley and begins to FIST dudley in the face with a flurry of rapid fire shots to Dudley's temple.
Meanwhile, Gryphon is slamming LB's head into a table, as he rolls him onto the table.
Gryphon hops up onto the table, and pulls LB to his feet, getting ready to put him through the table in a powerbomb/piledriver position. But Gryphon is standing above the trap door, as he reaches up and unfastens the door, causing it to hang open.
But Gryphon wasted time, as LB backdrops him off of the table, and Gryphon hits hard on the floor!
JR: Gryphon wasted time there, and it backfired.
Meanwhile, down below, Myst has gotten to his feet, and he is punching the cage door, trying to get out.
Lawler: Look at that idiot! He realizes he cant get up through the top, so hes going to get out of the cage!
Myst charges back...screams, and charges forward to the door HITTING THE DOOR WITH THE GORE!!!!!! GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE HE BUSTS THROUGH THE CAGE!
He falls through to the outside, gets up, and starts to climb the side of the cage.
JR: HE'S GOOFIER THAN A PET COON!
ScottiePP7: Don't be hatin', JR.
Back in cage #2, LB stands on top of the table, as Gryphon gets up. Gryphon charges the table, jumps up, and hits THE WOLFE TONE SOCIETY SPRINGBOARD DDT, THROUGH THE TABLE!!!
Eliminated, Lightning Bolt
the table explodes as LB's head bounces off the floor.
JR: Well, there goes LB's chances of winning this thing.
Meanwhile, Myst has reached the top of the first cage, and he starts to beat his chest, as he runs towards the side of the 2nd cage and BURSTS THROUGH WITH A GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE!!!!
He enters, and starts to work on Fister, and Dudley, and even Gryphon.
JR: BUSINESS HAS PICKED UP!!!
Lawler: I hate to say it, but MYST...IS...PYST!!!
Myst kicks Gryphon in the midsection, hoists him above his head, and throws him into the side of the cage!!! Gryphon's head bounces off.
Meanwhile, Fister uses the table set up earlier by Dudley, to climb up and into the 3rd and final cage.
Dudley rolls out of the hole that was made by Myst, and catches his breath.
In the 2nd cage, Myst picks up LB who is groggy as hell...lifts him up, and SLAMS HIM DOWN ON THE TRAP DOOR WITH A FULL NELSON SLAM THROUGH THE DOOR THE LOCK BUSTS LB GOES FALLING ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE RING BELOW, HOLY @#%$!!!!
LB flops around on the mat, as the fans go wild.
JR: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY THAT KILLED HIM!
Lawler: HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD!
ScottiePP7: GOOD GOD DAMNx2!!!!!!
Myst then turns his attention to Gryphon, who is leaning next to the wall of the cage, where he was thrown...
Myst charges...AND GORES GRYPHON THROUGH THE CAGE WALL!!!!
Myst and Gryphon are both down. Gryphon is out, but Myst hit his head on the cage after the gore, so he is a little out of it.
JR: JESUS H.!
ScottiePP7: MYST ISNT EVEN IN THIS DAMN MATCH ANYMORE. GET HIM OUT OF THERE!
On the other side of this huge cage structure, Dave Dudley crawled his way out of the first hole Myst made. Dave is outside of the 2nd cage now, and he begins to climb one of the good walls...he makes his way to the top of that cage, and then starts to climb the 3rd and final cage.
At this point, he's very high up there.
Inside the 3rd cage, Fister has a 2nd wind, and he grabs the ladder that is in this 3rd smaller cage, and he begins to set it up to push it through the trap door.
Dave is already on top of this cage, however, as he kicks the door open and it swings down on Fisters head, knocking him down. Dave then grabs the ladder and pulls it up through the top of the cage.
JR: DUDLEY HAS THE LADDER!
Lawler: HE'S GOING TO WIN!!!
ScottiePP7: I wouldnt be too sure of this, come on, FISTER!
Dudley sets the ladder up on top of the cage, and begins to climb, slowly.
meanwhile, back down on the 2nd cage, Myst is up, and on his knees trying to shake off the cobwebs.
Fister climbs up through the 3rd cage, and to the top. Dudley is only a few rungs up, as Fister comes up behind him and starts to pound on his back, causing Dave to stop climbing.
Fister pulls Dudley down a rung, but Dudley kicks at Fister, knocking him back.
Fister almost falls off the edge of the cage, as the fans get all excited.
But fister leans back foward and shoves the ladder.
JR: OH GOD, NO!
He pushes the ladder, and it starts to tip...it doesnt move much so fister uses the HELLA GOOD GORE and the ladder tips...
DUDLEY GOES FLYING OFF OF THE LADDER, AND HITS THE TOP OF THE FIRST CAGE, AND SLIDES OFF THE SIDE!!!!
...
..........
BUT HE HANGS ON!!!!
THE FANS ARE FREAKING WILD!!!
The ladder doesnt fall all the way off of the 3rd cage roof, it is hanging half off.
Fister slides off of the 3rd cage, and drops down to the top of the 1st cage as he lands on his feet.
Lawler: DUDLEY IS GOING OVER THE SIDE!!!
Dudley doesnt, he pulls himself back up, but Fister walks over and looks down on Dudley.
We get a shot of right next to the announce table, as we look up to see the two men at the top of the cell, they're on the side where the announce tables are.
On the OTHER side of the ring, Myst starts to get up...
JR: Oh my GOD, here comes Myst again!
Myst slowly walks up behind Fister, but Fister turns around, obviously sensing him from behind! He punches Myst, but Myst kicks Fister in the midsection, causing him to double over...
Myst grabs Fister by the tights...
AND TOSSES HIM OFF THE SIDE OF THE CAGE!!!!
FISTER FALLS THROUGH THE AIR, AND LANDS ON THE NEWLY REBUILT SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!
THE TABLE EXPLODES!!!
THE FANS CHANT "ICW, ICW, ICW"
JR: OH.......MY....GOD!!!!!! STOP THE MATCH, STOP THE MATCH!!
Lawler: I CANT BELIEVE THIS!!!
ScottiePP7: HOLY LORD!!!
Myst turns and looks at Dudley...Dudley starts to crawl backwards towards the 2nd cage, as he is terrified of Myst.
Myst yells out: "YOU'VE F*CKED WITH ME TOO MANY TIMES TONIGHT, MOTHERF*CKER!
ScottiePP7: That's it, I cant take anymore of this bullshit anymore.
JR: What?
ScottiePP7 drops his headset, and begins to CLIMB THE CAGE!!!
Lawler: What the HELL is he doing?
JR: He's going to get killed up there!
PP7 reaches the top, and gestures "bring it on". He yells something out and Myst turns around.
He looks PP7 right in the eyes, and his face turns into a grim, grim look.
JR: What the hell is going on?
Myst CHARGES PP7!
JR: HE'S GOING TO TRY TO GORE PP7!!!
But SCOTTIEPP7 BLOCKS IT, AND COUNTERS WITH A MARTINI DDT ON THE STEEL CAG
JR: OH MY GOD! MARTINI DDT!!!!
Lawler: THAT'S SCOTTIE'S TRADEMARK MOVE!!!
The fans go WILD for Scottie after he hits the Martini DDT.
Dudley gets up...cautiously...
PP7 just stands there, as he picks up Myst. Myst is bleeding from the forehead, as PP7 holds him up.
Dudley looks around to the crowd, and smiles.
JR: WHAT...THE...FUUUUUUUCK???
PP7 pushes Myst into Dudley lifts him up...BOOM!!!!!!! THE 4D!!!THE DAVE DUDLEY DEATH DROP!!!!
Myst gets dropped with the 4D, as the fans are stunned!!!
PP7 still stands there, looking down on Myst.
JR: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY I'M HAVING A STROKE, I CANT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW, THE 4D!!!
Lawler: DUDLEY HAS THIS ONE IN THE BAG!!!
Dudley climbs the cages, with PP7 behind him. Dudley gets to the top, and sets up the ladder, he starts to climb.
PP7 gets to the top of the 3rd ladder, and holds the ladder still for Dudley.
JR: NO...NO!!!!!!
Dudley climbs the ladder, reaches up...and GRABS THE ICW CHAMPIONSHIP BELT!!!!
Winner, and NEW ICW World Heavyweight Champion, Dave Dudley
The fans burst in a chorus of boos, as they start to throw garbage at the cage.
JR: ARE YOU SEEING THIS, KING? I CANT BELIEVE IT!
Lawler: Calm down JR, you're going hoarse!
JR: THIS IS A CRIME! THEY SCREWED US ALL!!!
Lawler: Come on, we've got a new ICW champion AGAIN! And this time it's Dave DUDLEY!!!
Dudley holds the belt, and smiles, as blood starts to drip from his nose. He's beaten to hell, but he doesnt care.
PP7 below him is clapping, and smiling as he looks out to all of the fans, who continue to boo.
JR: I CANT BELIEVE THIS! YOU HAVE WITNESSED THE INSANITY CELL, FOLKS, YOU HAVE WITNESSED ONE HELL OF A NIGHT, YOU HAVE WITNESSED THE ICW TITLE CHANGE HANDS TWO TIMES IN ONE NIGHT, YOU HAVE WITNESSED A TOTAL SCREWJOB, AND YOU HAVE WITNESSED THE PRICE THAT THE ICW SUPERSTARS HAVE PAID TONIGHT...
DID THEY PAY IN DEATH? OR TAXES? I THINK YOU KNOW THE ANSWER!!!
For The Reverend Al Sharpton, for Dick Vitale, for Bill Walton, and for Jerry "The King" Lawler, this is Jim Ross saying...GOOD NIGHT!!!
The last shot we see is Dudley climbing down off the ladder, as PP7 pats his back, and the two begin to climb down off of the cage, while Dudley has the ICW World Title in tow...
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