Post by Dave Dangerously on Mar 15, 2013 22:48:39 GMT -6
ding, ding
The camera cuts to Howard Finkel
Howard Finkel: Ladies and gentlemen. It is NOW TIME for the INSANITY CELL MATCH! The rules are as follows. There will be a series of three cages stacked on top of each other. 5 men will be in the match, with Johnny Hook recieving a 30 second head start from the other 4. In the first cell, there will be a ladder. The goal is to climb to the second cell, as there is a door on the top of the first cell. In this first cell, ELIMINATIONS CAN OCCUR by pinfall or submission.
ONCE ENTERING THE SECOND CELL, the second cell will be full of tables. ELIMINATIONS CAN OCCUR by being put through a table, inside this second cell.
THE GOAL IN THE SECOND STAGE is to exit the cage via the door on the cage wall. The competitors must exit the cage, and climb up it, into the THIRD AND FINAL CELL, where upon entering the cell, they must retrieve a SECOND LADDER.
HANGING HIGH ABOVE the THIRD CELL, is the ICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP. THE MAN WHO CLIMBS THE LADDER AND RETRIEVES THE CHAMPIONSHIP BELT WILL BE THE ICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
JS: There you have it folks. And now I'm pleased to announce, my special guest broadcast partner for this main event...ICW LEGEND, AND WWE HALL OF FAMER, GOOD OL' JR, JIM ROSS!
Jim Ross: Thank you Joey, it's a pleasure to be here back in ICW, calling some great scintillating PPV action ONLY like ICW can deliver.
JS: You've witnessed the Insanity Cell before, JR.
JR: That's right Joey, I have. It's an ominous structure, of unforgiving steel and wire. No matter who wins this, they're going to come out a loser, after the beating they take here tonight. I predict this will be one of the GREATEST ICW main events I've ever had the pleasure of seeing.
Howard Finkel: AND NOW, THE PARTICIPANTS...
"Past Tense, Future Perfect" by Paint It Black plays...
Howard Finkel: FIRST, COMING DOWN THE AISLE...
WEIGHING 198 POUNDS...
FROM LIDENHURST, RIGHT HERE IN NEW YORK!
"THE GOLDEN ONE"
AND THE FIVE-TIME EWA CHAMPION...
DAN HAMPTON!!!!!
Hampton makes his way out, as the fans go wild.
The cell begins to lower.
JS: This hometown crowd really rooting for the number one contender.
JR: Dan Hampton has never backed down from a challenge. I've followed his career since EWA and I've seen him out wrestle the best and get more INSANE than the best insan-ite. Dan Hampton definitely has what it takes to win this match and become ICW World Champ here tonight.
Hampton walks around the ring apron, as the cell lowers. The main door is open, as the referees ready a lock for the doors. A ladder is laying down, in the center of the ring.
"Alcohol" by the Dropkick Murphys plays...
Howard Finkel: INTRODUCING NEXT...
WEIGHING 196 POUNDS...
FROM CHICO, CALIFORNIA....
HE IS FIRE,
HE IS ICE
HE IS THUNDER,
AND HE IS...LIGHTNING BOLT!!!!!!!
the fans chant LB, LB, LB as he makes his way to the ring. He stares down Hampton, as he stands on the opposite side of the ring area, still on the outside.
JR: Joey, LB was in the very first Insanity Cell match. Did quite well, actually.
JS: Perhaps that experience will factor in tonight, and give him an edge?
"More Human Than Human" by White Zombie plays, as the fans begin to boo...
Howard Finkel: AND THE NEXT OPPONENT...
COMING DOWN THE AISLE...
WEIGHING 275 POUNDS...
HAILING FROM CHICAGO, ILLINOIS.
THE MAN WHO WILL BE RECEIVING A THIRTY SECOND HEAD START IN THE MATCH...
HERE IS JOHNNY HOOK!!!!!!
JS: Hook earned the right to get a 30 second head start in this match, and he earned it well. NOT FAIR, but well.
JR: I like what I've seen from Hook. He's a perennial winner. But, I'd like to see more from Hell's Hooker. I don't think we've seen him reach his potential yet, which is a damn good thing.
the Dropkick Murphys play once again, "Shipping Up To Boston". the fans boo.
Howard Finkel: AND NEXT...
COMING DOWN THE AISLE,
TO BE ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY MS. CLEE TARUS.
WEIGHING 208 POUNDS.
FROM BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS...
HE IS EVIL, CONIVING, AND VIOLENT...
AND HE IS THE MONSTER HEEL WITH SEX APPEAL...
AND THE MAN WHO PAID ME TO SAY HE WILL BE THE NEXT ICW CHAMPION...
WELCOME, SCOTTIEPP7!!!!!
the fans boo more, as Scottie makes his way out to the ring.
JR: Come on, Howard!
JS: Looks like he had a price, too! No business suit on the way to the ring, tonight.
JR: Of course not. IT'S STRICTLY BUSINESS TONIGHT!
PP7 and Hook high-five, as they all circle the ring on the outside. Hampton is staring at the cage, as Hook eyeballs the ladder. PP7 sends Clee Tarus away, as LB eats some pre-match tacos.
JR: This is the big one, Joey. For all the marbles.
The Roots play, "Here I Come", as the fans ignite.
Howard Finkel: AND FINALLY, THE LAST COMPETITOR.
COMING DOWN THE AISLE...
WEIGHING 210 POUNDS...
FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA.
HE IS THE ICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...
HE IS CALVIN CONSTANTINE!!!!!!!!!
the fans are on their feet for the Champ, who holds the ICW title in the air on the way to the ring. he enters the cage, as the refs take the title belt, and hoist it up in the air above the cages. The main cage door is closed behind constantine, as there is only the 5 men and a referee in the main cage. the camera pans up to show a referee in a harness, secured to the wall inside the second cage, with a headset to call out any wrestlers that might be eliminated in the second cage.
JS: THERE HE IS! THE ICW CHAMPION! BUT CAN HE OVERCOME THE ODDS STACKED AGAINST HIM, HERE TONIGHT, AT JULY2DIE???
Ding, ding
Howard Finkel: Attention competitors. When the first bell rings, Johnny Hook will enter the ring and have 30 seconds of a head start. When the second bell rings, the rest of the competitors will enter the ring. IS EVERYONE READY?
The camera shows everyone on the outside, and Hook ready to jump into the ring...
DING!!!!!!!
JS: HERE WE GO!!!!!
Hook enters the ring, and immediately sets the ladder up.
JR: Hook could possibly have enough time to make it all the way to the top, here.
Hook begins to climb the HUGE ladder. He REACHES FOR THE DOOR ON THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!!
JS: HOOK MAKING GOOD TIME HERE!
On the outside, the other competitors are looking tense. Constantine and Hampton stare down PP7, while LB looks straight up at Hook.
HOOK OPENS THE TOP DOOR!!!
JR: HOOK IS CLOSE TO THE SECOND CAGE!!!!!
DING! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The second bell rings, and PP7 lunges for the ring, BUT IS STOPPED BY A DOUBLE TEAM FROM HAMPTON AND CONSTANTINE!!!!!
LB HITS THE RING, AND CLIMBS UP THE LADDER.
LB GRABS HOOK, AND POWERBOMBS HIM OFF THE LADDER!!! HOOK BOUNCES ONTO THE CANVAS!!!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!
JR: LB HITS THE LIGHTNING STRIKE!!! HOOK'S HEAD START IS FOR NOTHING!
LB stands on the ladder...AND FLIES OFF, WITH THE 450 SPLASH, BALL LIGHTNING!!!! HE MAKES THE COVER!!!!!!!!
1.............
2..................................
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eliminated, Johnny Hook
the fans go wild, as LB tries to recover from the long fall.
JR: HOOK, YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!
JS: I can't believe it, the head start just cost him his shot at the ICW title!
JR: Remember Joey, Hook will not be leaving the match. There is no exit from the insanity cell until it is over. So Scottie still has an advantage, as now Hook will be concentrating on helping him....whenever he wakes up.
JS: What an astute observation!
Hook rolls to the outside, as LB writhes in pain, holding his gut. PP7 is thrown into the ring by Hampton, and Constantine. Hampton and Constantine put the boots to PP7.
They both pick up PP7, and whip him into the ropes. Constantine and Hampton run after him, but PP7 runs under the ropes, to the outside.
Constantine and Hampton kind of run into each other, as they stare each other down.
JS: Looks like the champ and the number one contender tried some teamwork there, but, it didn't work.
JR: There can't be any teamwork between the two, here. Not when the ICW title is at stake!
Hampton and Constantine start to come to blows, as PP7 slides back into the ring, between the two. PP7 does a MAD DASH UP THE LADDER, much like Hook did earlier!
JS: SCOTTIE GOING FOR THAT SECOND CAGE!
AND HE MAKES IT, SLIDING IN!!! PP7 TURNS BACK AROUND TO TRY TO CLOSE THE CAGE , BUT LB IS RIGHT BEHIND HIM ON THE LADDER! HE SLAMS THE CAGE DOOR INTO PP7'S FACE!!!!!
PP7 falls back, BUSTED WIDE OPEN, as the second cage referee checks on him.
JR: SCOTTIE'S FACE THE CRIMSON MASK!
LB starts to proceed through the cage, BUT JOHNNY HOOK PUSHES THE LADDER OVER!!!! LB HITS THE SIDE OF THE CAGE!!!!!!!!
The fans go wild!!!
Hook falls down, as the camera cuts to the second cage, where PP7 IS PUTTING A LOCK ON THE DOOR!!!!!!!
Constantine and Hampton stop fighting for a moment to look up and see, as they look pissed. HOOK DOUBLE CLOTHESLINES THE TWO, OFF GUARD!
JS: Hook and PP7 are in total control of this match!
JR: PP7 has locked himself in that cage, I don't know what kind of strategy that is, here.
JS: I don't know if he'll be able to capitalize, getting hit with that door took a lot of wind out of him!!!
The camera shoots the entire three cage structure from the side, as we see PP7 on the second cage, laying down, as Hook works over Constantine, and LB rolls into the ring, and picks up the ladder.
Hampton gets up, and the two struggle for control of the ladder. HAMPTON THROWS THE LADDER INTO LB, SPRINGBOARDS ONTO THE TOP ROPE, AND FLIES OFF, KICKING THE LADDER INTO LB'S FACE, RATED R STYLE!! The ladder flies up in the air, and HAMPTON CATCHES IT!
LB slumps into the corner, as Hampton starts to set up the ladder.
JS: BIG MOVE BY DAN HAMPTON!!!
Hampton climbs the ladder, as Constantine and Hook battle it out. Calvin whips Hook into the ladder, HOOK REVERSES IT WHIPPING CONSTANTINE INTO THE LADDER. CONSTANTINE LEAPS UP ONTO THE LADDER, AND CLUTCHES HAMPTON, PULLING HIM OFF THE LADDER AND DROPPING HIM WITH THE 180-DDT!!!!!!
HAMPTON AND CONSTANTINE BOUNCE OFF THE MAT, AS HOOK STABILIZES THE LADDER, AND STARTS TO CLIMB!
JR: OH MY! HOOK CLIMBING THAT EVER OMINOUS LADDER TO THE GLORYHOLE!
JS: WHAT?
JR: I meant "glory ROAD"...
PP7 starts to stir in the second cage, as we see Hook reach the top of the ladder, and he pulls a key he had hidden away, and starts to unlock the door on the cage door on the top!
JS: HOOK AND PP7 HAD THIS PLANNED!
Suddenly, lights start to flash on the cage, and around the arena...
JR: What the hell?
JS: COME ON, JR! IT'S ICW ON PPV!!!!!!!
GENESIS MAKES HIS WAY DOWN FROM THE RAFTERS!!! HE LANDS ON TOP OF THE FIRST CAGE, AND KICKS IN THE DOOR INTO THE SECOND CAGE!!! PP7 LOOKS ON, AMAZED, AS HOOK FRANTICALLY STRUGGLES TO OPEN THE INNER CAGE DOOR!
JR: GENESIS HAS ARRIVED!
JS: BUT WHAT IS HIS GOAL?
GENESIS POINTS AT PP7, AND PP7 RUNS TOWARDS HIM, GENESIS PUNCHES HIM DOWN!!! HOOK OPENS THE CAGE DOOR, AND CLIMBS IN!!! HE RUNS TOWARDS GENESIS, BUT GENESIS SUPERKICKS HOOK, THROUGH A TABLE!!!!!!!!!
JS: GENESIS TAKES DOWN PP7, AND KICKS HOOK THROUGH THE TABLE IN THIS TABLE FILLED SECOND CELL!!!
Genesis turns and leaves, and ascends up to the rafters again, via the zipline, as the fans are cheering out of control!
LB climbs the ladder, and enters the second cage. LB runs towards Scottie and picks him up, by the legs, and tries to walk him over to another setup table...BUT SCOTTIEPP7 REVERSES, INTO A MARTINI DDT, THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!
Eliminated, Lightning Bolt
PP7 crawls out the cage door, and lies on top of the first cage, and leans on the second cage wall.
JR: LB ELIMINATED HERE! WHAT A BALLSY MOVE BY PP7!
JS: PP7 totally pulling out all the stops, here!
Constantine climbs up the ladder, as Hampton soon follows. They both enter the second cage.
JR: Well, now everyone has left the bottom cage, Joey. Business is about to pick up!
JS: LB and Hook have been eliminated so far, for those keeping score at home.
Scottie starts to climb the outside wall of the second cage, trying to reach that top cage. Constantine makes his way through the second cage, and to the outside, as he grabs PP7's foot, and starts to brawl with Mr. Custom Made. Hampton joins the fray, and it becomes a three way brawl.
JR: The last three remaining eligable competitors fighting it out, UP HIGH!
the three take turns beating on each other, and slamming heads and bodies into the cage, when suddenly...
"Duel of the Fates" plays.
JS: What the hell is this??
JR: Yeah, what is this now?
PYRO EXPLODES from the stage, as out from the smoke come...
THE GLADIATOR, CENTURIUS MAXIMUS, AND THE EMPEROR AT HIS SIDE!!!!!!!
JR: IT'S THE GLADIATOR!!!
JS: HE'S BACK? AND WITH THE EMPEROR? WHAT THE HELL?
The two make their way down the ramp, as Centurius disrobes his gladiator's armor, revealing an ENHANCED PHYSIQUE.
JS: Whoa, LOOK AT GLADIATOR!
JR: He's definitely bulked up! Look at the muscle!
The Emperor, shrouded in his robe, motions for Gladiator to grab a steel chair. The two walk around to the announce position, as The Gladiator grabs Joey Styles' chair.
JS: HEY, WHAT THE FUCK?
JR: COME ON, YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Gladiator BARKS at Styles, when suddenly, MYST runs from the backstage area, and pulls Gladiator around!
JS: YEAH, TAKE ON MY BROADCAST PARTNER, FUCK!
BUT GLADIATOR GRABS MYST BY THE THROAT!
BIG PRESS SLAM!!!!! AND MYST GOES THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!
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JR: AYE PAPI!!!!!!
the announce table explodes, as Myst is OUT! STYLES THROWS OFF HIS ANNOUNCE GEAR!
JS: YOU MOTHER FUCKER-
JR: JOEY, NO!
Styles confronts Gladiator, but IS MET WITH A BRUTAL CHAIRSHOT TO THE SKULL, JOEY STYLES IS DOWN!!!!!!
JR: NO, NO!!!!!!!!
The Emperor takes the chair, and tells Gladiator to climb. He starts to climb the cage.
JR: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!!!!!!
Suddenly, LOU E. DANGEROUSLY comes down to the ring, yelling and screaming, he gets in The Emperor's face.
JR: WHAT NOW???
you can hear Dangerously tell The Emperor: "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? THIS IS MY SHOW!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!
AND THE EMPEROR HITS DANGEROUSLY WITH A CHAIRSHOT!!!!!!!!
DANGEROUSLY GOES DOWN, AS THE GLADIATOR STILL CLIMBS TO THE TOP OF THE CAGE, AS PP7/CONSTANTINE/HAMPTON CONTINUE THEIR BATTLE!!!
JR: WHAT...THE...HELL??
THE EMPEROR DISROBES...REVEALING HIMSELF TO BE HEALIUS!!! A MUSCLED UP HEALIUS!!!!!!!
JR: WHAT THE HELL, IT'S HEALIUS! AND LOOK AT HIM!!!
He drops the robe, and drops the chair to the floor. Healius/Emperor picks up Dangerously...THE ENLIGHTENMENT PEDIGREE ON THE CHAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DANGEROUSLY IS OUT!
JR: OUR GENERAL MANAGER HAS JUST BEEN TAKEN OUT! OH MY GOD ALMIGHTY!!!!
The Gladiator makes his way to the top, as Constantine charges. Gladiator ducks, and runs into Hampton, who tries to start to punch away. Gladiator pushes off Hampton, and grabs PP7, THROWING HIM INTO THE SIDE OF THE SECOND CAGE!
JR: THE GLADIATOR IS GOING WILD! WHY? WHAT THE FUCK?
The Gladiator then grabs Hampton, and HITS THE FALL OF ROME, THE SITDOWN POWERBOMB, ON THE CAGE FLOOR/CAGE 1 CEILING!!!!!
GLADIATOR TURNS TOWARDS CONSTANTINE, AND HITS A LEVIATHAN SPINEBUSTER ON TOP OF THE CAGE! THE CHAMP IS DOWN!
JR: THE GLADIATOR IS FULL OF RAGE HERE! WHAT IS THE REASONING???
THE GLADIATOR SETS UP CONSTANTINE FOR THE FALL OF ROME, ON THE SIDE OF THE CAGE!!!!!!
JR: NO! NOT OVER THE SIDE OF THE CAGE! NOT THAT!!!!!!!
BUT THE GLADIATOR SEES HAMPTON GET UP, AND LETS GO OF CONSTANTINE, RUNNING TOWARDS HAMPTON, AND HITS THE ET TU, THE SPEAR THROUGH THE WALL OF THE CAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
JR: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, HE'S FINISHED!!!
The Gladiator gets up, as Healius stands by the ramp, yelling at Gladiator. Gladiator gets out of the second cage, and climbs down, leaving the ring area.
JR: Thank GOD he's leaving! WHAT DESTRUCTION!!!
Constantine gets to his feet, still near the edge of the cage.
JR: HAMPTON IS DOWN! I DON'T THINK HE'LL BE GETTING BACK UP!!!!!!
Constantine turns to walk back towards the scene of all the action, BUT SCOTTIEPP7 CONNECTS WITH A MILLION DOLLAR KNEE LIFT! CONSTANTINE GOES OVER THE SIDE OF THE CAGE, CRASHING THROUGH THE WRECKAGE OF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JR: OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! HE'S DEAD! THAT KILLED HIM!!!
The fans are silent, as PP7 turns towards the cage, as Hook comes out of the second cage. Hook helps PP7 climb the cage. PP7 enters the third cage, as Hook joins him. PP7 and Hook take the ladder out, and put it on top of the third cage...
JR: NO! NO! NOT LIKE THIS! NOT LIKE THIS! SOMEONE STOP HIM!!!
EMTs come out to help Constantine, who is out cold. Hampton starts to crawl out of the hole he made through the second cage wall.
JR: HELP HIM, THIS MAN NEEDS SERIOUS MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!!!!
Hook helps PP7 climb the ladder. Hook holds the ladder steady, as Scottie reaches up, and grabs the ICW world title.....
DING, DING
JR: NO! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard Finkel: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
THE WINNER OF THE MATCH.....
AND........
NEWWWWWWWW ICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION,
SCOTTIEPP7
JR: NO! NO!!!!
Hampton stops crawling, as he pounds the cage floor with his fist. LB starts to stir surrounded by a mess of table.
EMTS carry off Lou E. Dangerously, Joey Styles, Myst, and Calvin Constantine...
JR: I can't BELIEVE THIS SHIT! BULL SHIT! BULL SHIT!
"Shipping up to Boston" plays, as the fans start to throw their trash at the cage. Hook stands in front of the ladder, leaning on it, and begins to clap, as PP7 sits on the top rung, and holds the ICW World Title in the air.
JR: SCOTTIEPP7 IS THE ICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION? HELL NO. HELL NO!!!!!!!
Scottie and Hook continue to celebrate, as pyro goes off from the rafters, as Scottie smiles a battle hardened grin across his bloody face.
JR: THIS IS CONTROVERSY! THIS IS COMPLETE SHIT! FIRST LONE WOLF WINS, THEN MORRIGAN, NOW THIS? WHAT THE HELL? WHAT THE HELL!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! FANS...THIS IS RE-FUCKING-DICULOUS, THAT'S WHAT IT IS! WE'RE OUT OF TIME, FOR THE INJURED JOEY STYLES, FOR MYST, FOR EVERY FUCKING DISASTER THAT WAS TONIGHT....THIS IS JIM ROSS! THIS IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT!!!!!
The last shot we see, is PP7 and Hook making their way down the cage back to the ring, as PP7 hoists the ICW title high in the air, finally holding in his arms what he once created...
end transmission
The camera cuts to Howard Finkel
Howard Finkel: Ladies and gentlemen. It is NOW TIME for the INSANITY CELL MATCH! The rules are as follows. There will be a series of three cages stacked on top of each other. 5 men will be in the match, with Johnny Hook recieving a 30 second head start from the other 4. In the first cell, there will be a ladder. The goal is to climb to the second cell, as there is a door on the top of the first cell. In this first cell, ELIMINATIONS CAN OCCUR by pinfall or submission.
ONCE ENTERING THE SECOND CELL, the second cell will be full of tables. ELIMINATIONS CAN OCCUR by being put through a table, inside this second cell.
THE GOAL IN THE SECOND STAGE is to exit the cage via the door on the cage wall. The competitors must exit the cage, and climb up it, into the THIRD AND FINAL CELL, where upon entering the cell, they must retrieve a SECOND LADDER.
HANGING HIGH ABOVE the THIRD CELL, is the ICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP. THE MAN WHO CLIMBS THE LADDER AND RETRIEVES THE CHAMPIONSHIP BELT WILL BE THE ICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
JS: There you have it folks. And now I'm pleased to announce, my special guest broadcast partner for this main event...ICW LEGEND, AND WWE HALL OF FAMER, GOOD OL' JR, JIM ROSS!
Jim Ross: Thank you Joey, it's a pleasure to be here back in ICW, calling some great scintillating PPV action ONLY like ICW can deliver.
JS: You've witnessed the Insanity Cell before, JR.
JR: That's right Joey, I have. It's an ominous structure, of unforgiving steel and wire. No matter who wins this, they're going to come out a loser, after the beating they take here tonight. I predict this will be one of the GREATEST ICW main events I've ever had the pleasure of seeing.
Howard Finkel: AND NOW, THE PARTICIPANTS...
"Past Tense, Future Perfect" by Paint It Black plays...
Howard Finkel: FIRST, COMING DOWN THE AISLE...
WEIGHING 198 POUNDS...
FROM LIDENHURST, RIGHT HERE IN NEW YORK!
"THE GOLDEN ONE"
AND THE FIVE-TIME EWA CHAMPION...
DAN HAMPTON!!!!!
Hampton makes his way out, as the fans go wild.
The cell begins to lower.
JS: This hometown crowd really rooting for the number one contender.
JR: Dan Hampton has never backed down from a challenge. I've followed his career since EWA and I've seen him out wrestle the best and get more INSANE than the best insan-ite. Dan Hampton definitely has what it takes to win this match and become ICW World Champ here tonight.
Hampton walks around the ring apron, as the cell lowers. The main door is open, as the referees ready a lock for the doors. A ladder is laying down, in the center of the ring.
"Alcohol" by the Dropkick Murphys plays...
Howard Finkel: INTRODUCING NEXT...
WEIGHING 196 POUNDS...
FROM CHICO, CALIFORNIA....
HE IS FIRE,
HE IS ICE
HE IS THUNDER,
AND HE IS...LIGHTNING BOLT!!!!!!!
the fans chant LB, LB, LB as he makes his way to the ring. He stares down Hampton, as he stands on the opposite side of the ring area, still on the outside.
JR: Joey, LB was in the very first Insanity Cell match. Did quite well, actually.
JS: Perhaps that experience will factor in tonight, and give him an edge?
"More Human Than Human" by White Zombie plays, as the fans begin to boo...
Howard Finkel: AND THE NEXT OPPONENT...
COMING DOWN THE AISLE...
WEIGHING 275 POUNDS...
HAILING FROM CHICAGO, ILLINOIS.
THE MAN WHO WILL BE RECEIVING A THIRTY SECOND HEAD START IN THE MATCH...
HERE IS JOHNNY HOOK!!!!!!
JS: Hook earned the right to get a 30 second head start in this match, and he earned it well. NOT FAIR, but well.
JR: I like what I've seen from Hook. He's a perennial winner. But, I'd like to see more from Hell's Hooker. I don't think we've seen him reach his potential yet, which is a damn good thing.
the Dropkick Murphys play once again, "Shipping Up To Boston". the fans boo.
Howard Finkel: AND NEXT...
COMING DOWN THE AISLE,
TO BE ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY MS. CLEE TARUS.
WEIGHING 208 POUNDS.
FROM BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS...
HE IS EVIL, CONIVING, AND VIOLENT...
AND HE IS THE MONSTER HEEL WITH SEX APPEAL...
AND THE MAN WHO PAID ME TO SAY HE WILL BE THE NEXT ICW CHAMPION...
WELCOME, SCOTTIEPP7!!!!!
the fans boo more, as Scottie makes his way out to the ring.
JR: Come on, Howard!
JS: Looks like he had a price, too! No business suit on the way to the ring, tonight.
JR: Of course not. IT'S STRICTLY BUSINESS TONIGHT!
PP7 and Hook high-five, as they all circle the ring on the outside. Hampton is staring at the cage, as Hook eyeballs the ladder. PP7 sends Clee Tarus away, as LB eats some pre-match tacos.
JR: This is the big one, Joey. For all the marbles.
The Roots play, "Here I Come", as the fans ignite.
Howard Finkel: AND FINALLY, THE LAST COMPETITOR.
COMING DOWN THE AISLE...
WEIGHING 210 POUNDS...
FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA.
HE IS THE ICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...
HE IS CALVIN CONSTANTINE!!!!!!!!!
the fans are on their feet for the Champ, who holds the ICW title in the air on the way to the ring. he enters the cage, as the refs take the title belt, and hoist it up in the air above the cages. The main cage door is closed behind constantine, as there is only the 5 men and a referee in the main cage. the camera pans up to show a referee in a harness, secured to the wall inside the second cage, with a headset to call out any wrestlers that might be eliminated in the second cage.
JS: THERE HE IS! THE ICW CHAMPION! BUT CAN HE OVERCOME THE ODDS STACKED AGAINST HIM, HERE TONIGHT, AT JULY2DIE???
THE INSANITY CELL
For the ICW World Heavyweight Championship
Calvin Constantine (c) v. Dan Hampton v. Johnny Hook v. Lightning Bolt v. ScottiePP7
For the ICW World Heavyweight Championship
Calvin Constantine (c) v. Dan Hampton v. Johnny Hook v. Lightning Bolt v. ScottiePP7
Ding, ding
Howard Finkel: Attention competitors. When the first bell rings, Johnny Hook will enter the ring and have 30 seconds of a head start. When the second bell rings, the rest of the competitors will enter the ring. IS EVERYONE READY?
The camera shows everyone on the outside, and Hook ready to jump into the ring...
DING!!!!!!!
JS: HERE WE GO!!!!!
Hook enters the ring, and immediately sets the ladder up.
JR: Hook could possibly have enough time to make it all the way to the top, here.
Hook begins to climb the HUGE ladder. He REACHES FOR THE DOOR ON THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!!
JS: HOOK MAKING GOOD TIME HERE!
On the outside, the other competitors are looking tense. Constantine and Hampton stare down PP7, while LB looks straight up at Hook.
HOOK OPENS THE TOP DOOR!!!
JR: HOOK IS CLOSE TO THE SECOND CAGE!!!!!
DING! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The second bell rings, and PP7 lunges for the ring, BUT IS STOPPED BY A DOUBLE TEAM FROM HAMPTON AND CONSTANTINE!!!!!
LB HITS THE RING, AND CLIMBS UP THE LADDER.
LB GRABS HOOK, AND POWERBOMBS HIM OFF THE LADDER!!! HOOK BOUNCES ONTO THE CANVAS!!!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!
JR: LB HITS THE LIGHTNING STRIKE!!! HOOK'S HEAD START IS FOR NOTHING!
LB stands on the ladder...AND FLIES OFF, WITH THE 450 SPLASH, BALL LIGHTNING!!!! HE MAKES THE COVER!!!!!!!!
1.............
2..................................
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eliminated, Johnny Hook
the fans go wild, as LB tries to recover from the long fall.
JR: HOOK, YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!
JS: I can't believe it, the head start just cost him his shot at the ICW title!
JR: Remember Joey, Hook will not be leaving the match. There is no exit from the insanity cell until it is over. So Scottie still has an advantage, as now Hook will be concentrating on helping him....whenever he wakes up.
JS: What an astute observation!
Hook rolls to the outside, as LB writhes in pain, holding his gut. PP7 is thrown into the ring by Hampton, and Constantine. Hampton and Constantine put the boots to PP7.
They both pick up PP7, and whip him into the ropes. Constantine and Hampton run after him, but PP7 runs under the ropes, to the outside.
Constantine and Hampton kind of run into each other, as they stare each other down.
JS: Looks like the champ and the number one contender tried some teamwork there, but, it didn't work.
JR: There can't be any teamwork between the two, here. Not when the ICW title is at stake!
Hampton and Constantine start to come to blows, as PP7 slides back into the ring, between the two. PP7 does a MAD DASH UP THE LADDER, much like Hook did earlier!
JS: SCOTTIE GOING FOR THAT SECOND CAGE!
AND HE MAKES IT, SLIDING IN!!! PP7 TURNS BACK AROUND TO TRY TO CLOSE THE CAGE , BUT LB IS RIGHT BEHIND HIM ON THE LADDER! HE SLAMS THE CAGE DOOR INTO PP7'S FACE!!!!!
PP7 falls back, BUSTED WIDE OPEN, as the second cage referee checks on him.
JR: SCOTTIE'S FACE THE CRIMSON MASK!
LB starts to proceed through the cage, BUT JOHNNY HOOK PUSHES THE LADDER OVER!!!! LB HITS THE SIDE OF THE CAGE!!!!!!!!
The fans go wild!!!
Hook falls down, as the camera cuts to the second cage, where PP7 IS PUTTING A LOCK ON THE DOOR!!!!!!!
Constantine and Hampton stop fighting for a moment to look up and see, as they look pissed. HOOK DOUBLE CLOTHESLINES THE TWO, OFF GUARD!
JS: Hook and PP7 are in total control of this match!
JR: PP7 has locked himself in that cage, I don't know what kind of strategy that is, here.
JS: I don't know if he'll be able to capitalize, getting hit with that door took a lot of wind out of him!!!
The camera shoots the entire three cage structure from the side, as we see PP7 on the second cage, laying down, as Hook works over Constantine, and LB rolls into the ring, and picks up the ladder.
Hampton gets up, and the two struggle for control of the ladder. HAMPTON THROWS THE LADDER INTO LB, SPRINGBOARDS ONTO THE TOP ROPE, AND FLIES OFF, KICKING THE LADDER INTO LB'S FACE, RATED R STYLE!! The ladder flies up in the air, and HAMPTON CATCHES IT!
LB slumps into the corner, as Hampton starts to set up the ladder.
JS: BIG MOVE BY DAN HAMPTON!!!
Hampton climbs the ladder, as Constantine and Hook battle it out. Calvin whips Hook into the ladder, HOOK REVERSES IT WHIPPING CONSTANTINE INTO THE LADDER. CONSTANTINE LEAPS UP ONTO THE LADDER, AND CLUTCHES HAMPTON, PULLING HIM OFF THE LADDER AND DROPPING HIM WITH THE 180-DDT!!!!!!
HAMPTON AND CONSTANTINE BOUNCE OFF THE MAT, AS HOOK STABILIZES THE LADDER, AND STARTS TO CLIMB!
JR: OH MY! HOOK CLIMBING THAT EVER OMINOUS LADDER TO THE GLORYHOLE!
JS: WHAT?
JR: I meant "glory ROAD"...
PP7 starts to stir in the second cage, as we see Hook reach the top of the ladder, and he pulls a key he had hidden away, and starts to unlock the door on the cage door on the top!
JS: HOOK AND PP7 HAD THIS PLANNED!
Suddenly, lights start to flash on the cage, and around the arena...
JR: What the hell?
JS: COME ON, JR! IT'S ICW ON PPV!!!!!!!
GENESIS MAKES HIS WAY DOWN FROM THE RAFTERS!!! HE LANDS ON TOP OF THE FIRST CAGE, AND KICKS IN THE DOOR INTO THE SECOND CAGE!!! PP7 LOOKS ON, AMAZED, AS HOOK FRANTICALLY STRUGGLES TO OPEN THE INNER CAGE DOOR!
JR: GENESIS HAS ARRIVED!
JS: BUT WHAT IS HIS GOAL?
GENESIS POINTS AT PP7, AND PP7 RUNS TOWARDS HIM, GENESIS PUNCHES HIM DOWN!!! HOOK OPENS THE CAGE DOOR, AND CLIMBS IN!!! HE RUNS TOWARDS GENESIS, BUT GENESIS SUPERKICKS HOOK, THROUGH A TABLE!!!!!!!!!
JS: GENESIS TAKES DOWN PP7, AND KICKS HOOK THROUGH THE TABLE IN THIS TABLE FILLED SECOND CELL!!!
Genesis turns and leaves, and ascends up to the rafters again, via the zipline, as the fans are cheering out of control!
LB climbs the ladder, and enters the second cage. LB runs towards Scottie and picks him up, by the legs, and tries to walk him over to another setup table...BUT SCOTTIEPP7 REVERSES, INTO A MARTINI DDT, THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!
Eliminated, Lightning Bolt
PP7 crawls out the cage door, and lies on top of the first cage, and leans on the second cage wall.
JR: LB ELIMINATED HERE! WHAT A BALLSY MOVE BY PP7!
JS: PP7 totally pulling out all the stops, here!
Constantine climbs up the ladder, as Hampton soon follows. They both enter the second cage.
JR: Well, now everyone has left the bottom cage, Joey. Business is about to pick up!
JS: LB and Hook have been eliminated so far, for those keeping score at home.
Scottie starts to climb the outside wall of the second cage, trying to reach that top cage. Constantine makes his way through the second cage, and to the outside, as he grabs PP7's foot, and starts to brawl with Mr. Custom Made. Hampton joins the fray, and it becomes a three way brawl.
JR: The last three remaining eligable competitors fighting it out, UP HIGH!
the three take turns beating on each other, and slamming heads and bodies into the cage, when suddenly...
"Duel of the Fates" plays.
JS: What the hell is this??
JR: Yeah, what is this now?
PYRO EXPLODES from the stage, as out from the smoke come...
THE GLADIATOR, CENTURIUS MAXIMUS, AND THE EMPEROR AT HIS SIDE!!!!!!!
JR: IT'S THE GLADIATOR!!!
JS: HE'S BACK? AND WITH THE EMPEROR? WHAT THE HELL?
The two make their way down the ramp, as Centurius disrobes his gladiator's armor, revealing an ENHANCED PHYSIQUE.
JS: Whoa, LOOK AT GLADIATOR!
JR: He's definitely bulked up! Look at the muscle!
The Emperor, shrouded in his robe, motions for Gladiator to grab a steel chair. The two walk around to the announce position, as The Gladiator grabs Joey Styles' chair.
JS: HEY, WHAT THE FUCK?
JR: COME ON, YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Gladiator BARKS at Styles, when suddenly, MYST runs from the backstage area, and pulls Gladiator around!
JS: YEAH, TAKE ON MY BROADCAST PARTNER, FUCK!
BUT GLADIATOR GRABS MYST BY THE THROAT!
BIG PRESS SLAM!!!!! AND MYST GOES THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!
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the announce table explodes, as Myst is OUT! STYLES THROWS OFF HIS ANNOUNCE GEAR!
JS: YOU MOTHER FUCKER-
JR: JOEY, NO!
Styles confronts Gladiator, but IS MET WITH A BRUTAL CHAIRSHOT TO THE SKULL, JOEY STYLES IS DOWN!!!!!!
JR: NO, NO!!!!!!!!
The Emperor takes the chair, and tells Gladiator to climb. He starts to climb the cage.
JR: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!!!!!!
Suddenly, LOU E. DANGEROUSLY comes down to the ring, yelling and screaming, he gets in The Emperor's face.
JR: WHAT NOW???
you can hear Dangerously tell The Emperor: "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? THIS IS MY SHOW!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!
AND THE EMPEROR HITS DANGEROUSLY WITH A CHAIRSHOT!!!!!!!!
DANGEROUSLY GOES DOWN, AS THE GLADIATOR STILL CLIMBS TO THE TOP OF THE CAGE, AS PP7/CONSTANTINE/HAMPTON CONTINUE THEIR BATTLE!!!
JR: WHAT...THE...HELL??
THE EMPEROR DISROBES...REVEALING HIMSELF TO BE HEALIUS!!! A MUSCLED UP HEALIUS!!!!!!!
JR: WHAT THE HELL, IT'S HEALIUS! AND LOOK AT HIM!!!
He drops the robe, and drops the chair to the floor. Healius/Emperor picks up Dangerously...THE ENLIGHTENMENT PEDIGREE ON THE CHAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DANGEROUSLY IS OUT!
JR: OUR GENERAL MANAGER HAS JUST BEEN TAKEN OUT! OH MY GOD ALMIGHTY!!!!
The Gladiator makes his way to the top, as Constantine charges. Gladiator ducks, and runs into Hampton, who tries to start to punch away. Gladiator pushes off Hampton, and grabs PP7, THROWING HIM INTO THE SIDE OF THE SECOND CAGE!
JR: THE GLADIATOR IS GOING WILD! WHY? WHAT THE FUCK?
The Gladiator then grabs Hampton, and HITS THE FALL OF ROME, THE SITDOWN POWERBOMB, ON THE CAGE FLOOR/CAGE 1 CEILING!!!!!
GLADIATOR TURNS TOWARDS CONSTANTINE, AND HITS A LEVIATHAN SPINEBUSTER ON TOP OF THE CAGE! THE CHAMP IS DOWN!
JR: THE GLADIATOR IS FULL OF RAGE HERE! WHAT IS THE REASONING???
THE GLADIATOR SETS UP CONSTANTINE FOR THE FALL OF ROME, ON THE SIDE OF THE CAGE!!!!!!
JR: NO! NOT OVER THE SIDE OF THE CAGE! NOT THAT!!!!!!!
BUT THE GLADIATOR SEES HAMPTON GET UP, AND LETS GO OF CONSTANTINE, RUNNING TOWARDS HAMPTON, AND HITS THE ET TU, THE SPEAR THROUGH THE WALL OF THE CAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
JR: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, HE'S FINISHED!!!
The Gladiator gets up, as Healius stands by the ramp, yelling at Gladiator. Gladiator gets out of the second cage, and climbs down, leaving the ring area.
JR: Thank GOD he's leaving! WHAT DESTRUCTION!!!
Constantine gets to his feet, still near the edge of the cage.
JR: HAMPTON IS DOWN! I DON'T THINK HE'LL BE GETTING BACK UP!!!!!!
Constantine turns to walk back towards the scene of all the action, BUT SCOTTIEPP7 CONNECTS WITH A MILLION DOLLAR KNEE LIFT! CONSTANTINE GOES OVER THE SIDE OF THE CAGE, CRASHING THROUGH THE WRECKAGE OF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JR: OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! HE'S DEAD! THAT KILLED HIM!!!
The fans are silent, as PP7 turns towards the cage, as Hook comes out of the second cage. Hook helps PP7 climb the cage. PP7 enters the third cage, as Hook joins him. PP7 and Hook take the ladder out, and put it on top of the third cage...
JR: NO! NO! NOT LIKE THIS! NOT LIKE THIS! SOMEONE STOP HIM!!!
EMTs come out to help Constantine, who is out cold. Hampton starts to crawl out of the hole he made through the second cage wall.
JR: HELP HIM, THIS MAN NEEDS SERIOUS MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!!!!
Hook helps PP7 climb the ladder. Hook holds the ladder steady, as Scottie reaches up, and grabs the ICW world title.....
DING, DING
JR: NO! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard Finkel: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
THE WINNER OF THE MATCH.....
AND........
NEWWWWWWWW ICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION,
SCOTTIEPP7
JR: NO! NO!!!!
Hampton stops crawling, as he pounds the cage floor with his fist. LB starts to stir surrounded by a mess of table.
EMTS carry off Lou E. Dangerously, Joey Styles, Myst, and Calvin Constantine...
JR: I can't BELIEVE THIS SHIT! BULL SHIT! BULL SHIT!
"Shipping up to Boston" plays, as the fans start to throw their trash at the cage. Hook stands in front of the ladder, leaning on it, and begins to clap, as PP7 sits on the top rung, and holds the ICW World Title in the air.
JR: SCOTTIEPP7 IS THE ICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION? HELL NO. HELL NO!!!!!!!
Scottie and Hook continue to celebrate, as pyro goes off from the rafters, as Scottie smiles a battle hardened grin across his bloody face.
JR: THIS IS CONTROVERSY! THIS IS COMPLETE SHIT! FIRST LONE WOLF WINS, THEN MORRIGAN, NOW THIS? WHAT THE HELL? WHAT THE HELL!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! FANS...THIS IS RE-FUCKING-DICULOUS, THAT'S WHAT IT IS! WE'RE OUT OF TIME, FOR THE INJURED JOEY STYLES, FOR MYST, FOR EVERY FUCKING DISASTER THAT WAS TONIGHT....THIS IS JIM ROSS! THIS IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT!!!!!
The last shot we see, is PP7 and Hook making their way down the cage back to the ring, as PP7 hoists the ICW title high in the air, finally holding in his arms what he once created...
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