Post by Dave Dangerously on Mar 15, 2013 22:50:32 GMT -6
Cut to the ringside area, where we see the Insanity Cell finally
set up.
Ding, ding
"War Is The Answer" by Five Finger Death Punch hits, but then
stops, as "The Subtle Arts of Murder and Persuasion" by Lamb of
God hits, signalling the arrival of the IRA, Murdoch MacArthur
and Seamus O'Malley, as the fans give a mixed reaction.
JS: Well our main event is underway here ladies and
gentlemen, and one of these...well...FIVE men, now, will become
the new ICW World Heavyweight Champion.
PP7: But they are going to have to brave the ICW Insanity
Cell to do so, Joey!!!
JS: That's right, Scott! The Insanity Cell - three tiers of hell.
The first cage, a hell in the cell cage full of tables, ladders, and
chairs. Eliminations can occur by pinfall or submission. The
second cage, a regular sized steel cage, accessed through a door
on the top of cage 1. This cage is full of tables, eliminations only
occur by being put THROUGH a table in this cage. You must exit
this cage through a door on the side, and climb up, entering cage
3, which contains a sole ladder. You must exit cage 3 with the
ladder, and set it up on top of cage three, the smallest cage, and
retrieve the ICW World Title up top hanging from the rafters. The
doors to cages two and three will open when all but TWO men
have been elimiated in the cages' respective ways.
The winner? Your NEW ICW World Heavyweight Champ.
O'malley and Macarthur enter cage 1 via the main doors. There
is one referee inside the cage, to count pinfalls/submissions.
There is a second referee tethered to the cables that raise/lower
the cage on top of cage 1 outside of cage 2, to verify table
eliminations.
The IRA look at each other, and look up at the series of cages
above them.
PP7: These partners...FRIENDS...are going to have to work
together here but you've got to think, when it comes down to it,
they will turn against each other in a split second.
JS: That's just the nature of the beast, Scott.
"Sucks" by KMFDM hits, and out comes Johnny Q. Public to
a great reaction from the crowd! He comes down the aisle,
looking intensely ready. QPublic enters the cage, and stands in
the ring on the opposite side of the IRA, staring them down.
JS: QPublic looking to prove himself again here tonight as
the greatest wrestler in ICW.
PP7: But will the "cleancore" style work here tonight, Joey?
"The Ecstacy of Gold" by Morricone hits, and out comes
Calvin Constantine, slowly, to a chorus of boos. He slowly
makes his way into the ring, and stands on the outside, circling
the cage.
JS: Constantine showing a new attitude as of late here,
Scottie. The fans have turned their backs on him.
PP7: I for one LIKE Constantine's new focus, Joey. He's PP7
material, for sure.
JS: PP7 material? By that you mean some skid-marked white
underwear?
PP7: ...I wear navy blue bikini briefs, THANK YOU.
Calvin is on the outside of the cage, QPublic and the IRA are in
the ring, when suddenly...
JS: WAIT LOOK!
The EFWO conglomerate have arrived, Shogun, Nate Sharp,
The Warrior, The Ox are all running down the aisle. Shogun,
Sharp, Warrior all enter through the door. Warrior starts to go
after QPublic, Shogun goes after Macarthur, and Sharp goes after
O'malley.
PP7: Someone get them out of here!
The Ox does not enter the cage, he begins to CLIMB the cage! In
his hands, a pair of BOLT CUTTERS!
JS: What the hell?
Meanwhile, Constantine sets up a BIG ladder on the outside, and
begins to climb, up towards the door at the top, and ENTERS CAGE
TWO!
PP7: Constantine going for cage two! Avoiding the conflict!
JS: The OX is on top of cage one, and he is now climbing on
top of cage two, he's going for that ICW title, Scott!
"Mexicola" by Queens of the Stone Age hits, and the fans go
wild...it's the arrival of THE ANIMAL. THE GLADIATOR...
HARRISON!!!!!!!!!!
He runs down to the ring! The Warrior clotheslines QPublic over
the top rope, and stands triumphant, but Harrison is in the ring,
ET TU SPEAR to The Warrior!
JS: HARRISON IS HERE! THE GLADIATOR! SPEAR!
The IRA are working on Shogun and Sharp, incapacitating them,
as security finally arrives to remove the three intruders. Harrison
notices The Ox up top, after the fans direct his attention.
JS: Harrison going for OX!!!
Harrison leaves the cage, and begins to climb, as The Ox has
used the bolt cutters to open cage three, and removes the ladder,
placing it on top of cage three. Harrison has reached the top of
cage 1, begins to climb cage 2. The fans are going nuts!
PP7: The OX is trying to steal the ICW title!
The Ox sets the ladder up, and drops the bolt cutters. The bolt
cutters fall down into cage two, and we see Calvin Constantine
pick them up!
JS: Constantine has the bolt cutters! He's going to try to
open the cage 2 door to get out!
The Ox begins to climb the ladder, but Harrison is there! He
pulls the Ox down!!!
JS: HERE WE GO!!!
Harrison CLOCKS The Ox, he goes down, falling to the top of
cage two!
Harrison jumps down, THUMBS DOWN TO THE CROWD!!!!!
PP7: Oh no!!! OH NO!!!!!!!
Harrison picks the Ox up...THE FALL OF ROME POWER BOMB
ON TOP OF CAGE TWO!!!!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!
The security and referees have removed the three EFWOers and
are escorting them out of the cage door.
Ox rolls off of cage two, and crawls toward the ledge of cage one,
as Harrison follows him. He looks at Harrison, on his knees,
pleads for mercy, Harrison KICKS HIS FACE!!!!!!! PICKS HIM UP,
GORILLA PRESS SLAM OFF THE TOP OF CAGE ONE, OX GOES
CRASHING INTO THE REST OF THE EFWO GROUP AND THE
SECURITY DETAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PP7: YES!!!!!!!!!! GOODBYE, EFWO!!!!
More security rushes down, referees, officials, they escort the
EFWO group out to the back. Harrison climbs down, enters the
cage, the referee LOCKS the cage, THE BELL SOUNDS!
Ding, ding
Harrison enters the ring, as Macarthur goes after him. O'Malley
and QPublic slugging it out on the outside.
JS: This match FINALLY underway here!
PP7: Constantine is still up top, trying to unlock cage two.
It's on a mechanism, the operator will release it when we get down
to two individuals left...but he's trying to cut through it!
Macarthur whips Harrison into the ropes, Harrison goes for a
spear, Macarthur ducks out of the way! Harrison catches himself,
but turns right around into a DONKEY PUNCH from
Macarthur!
PP7: You ever been donkey punched, Joey?
JS: No, but Clee Tarus has.
PP7: Huh?
Macarthur slides out, and grabs a steel chair. QPublic and
O'Malley are locked up on the outside. Macarthur hits QPublic in
the back with the chair! QPublic goes down!
JS: BrUUUtal chair shot from Macarthur here!
Macarthur drops the chair, and sets up a table on the outside.
The table gets set up, and then O'Malley grabs QPublic, hits
QPublic with THE BLACKWATER PLUNGE ON THE TABLE!!!
Macarthur and O'Malley BOTH COVER QPUBLIC!
1...
2...
HARRISON BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!!
JS: Harrison breaking the count, looks like he has more
respect for QPublic than to let him go down like that!
PP7: Well if you ask me, that was stupid! He should have let
him get eliminated!
Harrison tries to fight off the IRA, but they get the double team.
O'Malley hits harrison in the back with the chair, and they both
roll him into the ring.
"LET'S FINNISH THIS SHITE!" Yells Macarthur.
JS: The IRA looking to put away The Animal here!
Macarthur picks up The Gladiator and whips him into the ropes.
O'Malley immediately hops up on Murdoch's shoulders, and
balances. As Harrison hits the rebound, Macarthur gets the big
boot! Harrison goes down, O'MALLEY HITS THE SHOOTING STAR
PRESS OFF OF MACARTHUR'S SHOULDERS....JACK AND GOAT'S
MILK!!!!! THEY MAKE THE DOUBLE COVER!
1...
2...
KICKOUT BY HARRISON!!!!!!!!!!
JS: Harrison powers out!
PP7: Harrison kicked out? AMAZING!
O'Malley yells out to Murdoch - "OY! FUCK IT!" and the two go
to the outside, and begin to climb up the ladder that Constantine
set up, to go to cage two. Harrison lays in the middle of the ring,
trying to recover.
PP7: I guess the IRA are going to try their luck up top with
Constantine and the table room!
Murdoch is first up on the ladder, as he enters cage two slowly.
O'Malley is close behind on the ladder, but suddenly, QPUBLIC IS
UP, HE PUSHES THE LADDER OVER WITH O'MALLEY ON TOP, THE
LADDER GOES CRASHING INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAGE, O'MALLEY
GETS CRUSHED BETWEEN THE CAGE AND THE LADDER, BOUNCING
OFF OF THE CAGE WALL AND FALLING TO THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
QPublic goes up to O'Malley, who is now busted open from his
head hitting the cage, he locks in DISGRACE!!!!! O'Malley is
OUT, THE REFEREE IS THERE!!!
JS: THE TAZZ MISSION! THE KATAHAJIME!!!!!!!!!! O'MALLEY IS
GONNA TAP!!!!
but he doesn't...
HE PASSES OUT!
ELIMINATED, BY SUBMISSION, SEAMUS O'MALLEY
The fans cheer for QPublic, as he relaxes to celebrate his victory.
PP7: AHHH! O'Malley is out!!!
JS: OUT COLD!!!!!!!
Macarthur looks down, at the hole in the cage made by the
door/entrance. The ladder has been knocked over, so it is a long
drop down. He enters cage two fully, and looks at Constantine,
who is still struggling with the bolt cutters, trying to open the
door to cage two. He turns around to Macarthur, who slams CC's
head into the cage wall! Macarthur picks up the bolt cutters, but
then drops them. He instead picks up a TABLE!!!!!
JS: The fans cheering here for the cage two action!!!
PP7: Murdoch wants to avenge his partner, and put
Constantine through a table!
Constantine hits a LOW BLOW on Murdoch! Constantine then
grabs the bolt cutters and HITS MURDOCH IN THE BACK!
JS: THAT'S AN ASSAULT!!!!!
Murdoch goes down, CC goes for the door again.
Back in the ring, in cage one, Harrison has pulled himself into a
corner, as QPublic rolls back into the ring.
JS: Two up top, two in cage one!
PP7: and TWO IN THE PINK AND ONE IN THE STINK! ZINGGG
JS: Who are you, Dane Cook?
SUDDENLY, FROM THE CROWD AREA, LONE WOLF COMES
RUNNING TO THE RING! HE HOPS OVER THE GUARD RAIL!
JS: HIM AGAIN? WHAT...THE...HELL???
PP7: Call the police. SERIOUSLY.
Wolf is carrying the bat again.. HE TAKES OUT THE REFEREES AT
THE CAGE DOOR! WOLF BATS THE DOOR LOCK, IT BUSTS OPEN, HE
KICKS THE DOOR OPEN, ENTERING THE CAGE!
JS: SOMEONE STOP THIS!
LW goes for Harrison with the bat, but is stopped by QPUBLIC!
JOHNNY Q PUBLIC STARTS TO BOX LW, BUT LW DUCKS ONCE, AND
CLOBBERS QPUBLIC IN THE BACK WITH THE BASEBALL BAT
!!!!!!!
JS: QPublic was trying to save Harrison there, to do him a
solid after the earlier event. Mutual respect!
QPublic goes down, LW turns attention back towards Harrison,
HARRISON HITS WOLF WITH A SPEAR!!!!!!!
Wolf is down, Harrison looks angry! Harrison picks up the bat, he
lays it on the mat!
JS: Harrison is going to take out Wolf here! Finally!
Harrison lays the bat down, picks up Wolf, and locks him up for
a pedigree, THE ENLIGHTENMENT!!!
JS: Harrison going for The Enlightenment, made famous by
Healius!
PP7: Joey, no! Don't you see? The bat...THIS IS WOLF'S
MOVE! THE JUGULAR CRUSH!
Harrison is about to hit the move when suddenly from out of
nowhere, HAWK HAS HIT THE RING!!!
JS: WHAT THE HELL???
Hawk clubs Harrison in the back, knocking him down, and picks
up the baseball bat, freeing LW, and raises it to swing at
Harrison...but QPUBLIC HITS THE ATONEMENT SUPERKICK TO
THE BACK OF HAWK'S NECK!
Hawk goes down, QPublic throws the bat to the outside, QPublic
picks up Wolf and clotheslines him over the top, as Harrison picks
up Hawk and clotheslines him over the top!
PP7: THIS IS THE SECOND TIME HAWK AND WOLF HAVE
WORKED TOGETHER TONIGHT! EARLIER WAS AGAINST DAVE
DANGEROUSLY!
JS: Are they truly working together, Scottie? What the hell is
going on?
The opposition is cleared, as QPublic turns around into a
SAXA BOTTOM FROM HARRISON! QPUBLIC HITS THE MAT
HARD! HARRISON MAKES THE COVER!!!!!!
1...
2....
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ELIMINATED BY PINFALL, JOHNNY Q. PUBLIC
The fans are going crazy!
JS: QPUBLIC HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! WE'RE DOWN TO THREE!
PP7: Constantine, Macarthur, and Harrison!!! WOW!
Harrison takes a breather, as we look up to the second cage,
where Constantine looks fed up with the cage door.
Harrison rolls out to the outside, and sets up the ladder,
beginning to climb.
JS: Harrison moving to TIER TWO HERE!
Harrison is slowly climbing up...
Constantine throws the bolt cutters down, and kicks the cage
door...it swings open!
PP7: He did it! He broke through!
Constantine jumps for joy, as he turns around into the face of
Macarthur!!!
Macarthur grabs Constantine....THE SHAMROCK CHOKESLAM
THROUGH A TABLE!!!!!!!!!
ELIMINATED BY TABLE ELIMINATION, CALVIN
CONSTANTINE
The fans are blowing the rafters out of the place!
JS: CHOKESLAM, CHOKESLAM, CHOKESLAM!
PP7: Ok, JR! We're down to the final two competitors!
Harrison enters cage two, as Murdoch makes a run for cage
three. We hear the locks go off on the doors for cage two and
three, but the doors are busted anyway. Harrison is up into cage
two, and Murdoch is climbing up the side of cage two, and now on
top.
JS: It's turned into a rat race here!
Harrison is close behind. Murdoch starts to climb up the ladder
on top of cage one that The Ox set up previously. Harrison grabs
Murdoch's ankle, but Murdoch kicks him down. Harrison slips,
but climbs up on the ladder behind Murdoch.
PP7: Oh man. We've got two REALLY BIG GUYS UP there
Joey...something bad is going to happen. They are so high up!
JS: That's what it is about! The ICW TITLE!
Harrison is basically right on top of Murdoch...BACK SUPLEX
OFF OF THE LADDER ON TOP OF CAGE THREE, THE TWO GO
CRASHING DOWN ONTO THE TOP OF CAGE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!
PP7: STOP THE MATCH!!!!!!!!
The ladder is teeter-tottering but it stays on top of the cage.
Harrison and Murdoch are both laying on top of the cage ceiling,
writhing in pain.
JS: This is crazy! This is madness!
PP7: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAICW
The fans are chanting!
ICW,
ICW,
ICW!!!!!!!
The camera cuts to Wolf and Hawk, who are laying on the floor,
starting to regain their composure.
The camera then cuts to the black limo from outside earlier, the
doors are open...no one is inside.
PP7: What the hell was that?
JS: Who was in that damn car, Scott? I KNOW YOU KNOW!
PP7: I don't! True story, swear to God.
Both men up top are starting to stir...MACARTHUR IS THE FIRST
TO SHOW SIGNS OF LIFE! HE STARTS TO GET UP!
JS: THIS YOUNG KID FROM ABERDEEN CAN TASTE HIS FIRST
ICW TITLE! IT'S RIPE FOR THE TAKING!
Harrison is also up. Macarthur starts to go to climb up cage
two but Harrison gets him from behind, THE ENLIGHTENMENT
PEDIGREE, ON THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
PP7: DON'T COUNT HARRISON OUT JUST YET!!!
Harrison climbs up to cage two, and then starts to climb cage
three.
Murdoch, busted open, starts to crawl towards cage two, and
starts to try to climb up it.
JS: HARRISON IS CLOSE! THE FANS ARE ON THEIR FEET!
Harrison is climbing the ladder, as Murdoch climbs the walls of
cage two.
PP7: COME ONNNNNNNN!
Harrison reaches for the title...
AND DOES!!!!!!!!!!!
WINNER, AND NEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
TOMMY HARRISON!!!!!!!!!!
The fans go wild, as Macarthur slides back down the cage, in
defeat.
JS: HARRISON WINS! THE GLADIATOR IS THE CHAMPION!!!
PP7: MACARTHUR HAD IT SO CLOSE HERE!!!
Harrison pulls the belt down and climbs down a few rungs,
when suddenly...
"Kingdom" hits over the PA.
PP7: What the hell?
JS: What's going on?
PP7: Wait...is that...
Through the entrance we see a man in a wheelchair wheel
himself onto the stage. The man is dressed in a business suit,
with a completely bald head, and a smile on his face.
This man is GENESIS!!!!!!!!
JS: GENESIS??? HERE??? WE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM SINCE THE
RUMBLE!
PP7: Harrison attacked his back! It looks like his injuries
were more serious than we thought!!!
Harrison looks like he's seen a ghost on top of the three layered
cage, as he looks down on Genesis, who, has a mic.
Genesis: ...it's colder than before!
The seasons took all they had come for...
And now, winter dances here...
It seems so fitting, don't you think?
to dress the ground in white...and grey.
Harrison looks confused, as he holds up the ICW title.
Genesis: You see, my friend, Centurius Maximus. I, the KING
of ICW know all about you. More than you'd think. And it seems
that my injuries...
The fans are booing, as the camera pans to show Genesis'
wheelchair.
Genesis: Were a little more severe than previously thought.
I seem to have taken a step backwards. Because you see,
"Tommy"... I know what it's like to walk on the wrong side of the
light. Or to put it better...to NOT WALK. Just like I know that deep
inside, you have your own wrong path to walk down, a path that
doesn't involve MY BELOVED...that championship belt of yours.
Oh no, you see, we've got far greater plans for it, and for you.
JS: What the HELL is he talking about?
PP7: SHHH!
Genesis: Spoiler alert: I've arranged to have several things
go the way they've been going the last few weeks.
Hawk...Dove...Lone Wolf. We've all decided we had mutual
interests, the latter being of course the almighty dollar. Well I'll
take that bet, Tommy! Because I'm a man of power and wealth
and all things that my LORD has given unto me. You know about
all of that, don't you?
Harrison still looks confused...
Genesis: Well my newfound associates obviously couldn't get
the job done but they will, in time, become stronger, as they walk
down the path of light. All will be well, in time. Our cause will
grow stronger. More powerful. And when I have the ICW World
Title around my waist again, well, I will be able to again walk the
line of the light, the righteous. And my KINGDOM will be
STRONG...
Because, where as I was the start of this movement, it's Genesis...
You...
You, GLADIATOR. It ends with you.
And indeed, it began with Genesis...
But it ends with REVELATIONS.
Suddenly, from the back, comes a monster of a man, muscled,
tall, ferocious. He is bald, with a beard, and an Ankh painted over
his right eye. Black wrestling tights, red trim around the waist
band and leg bands. Red fire across the rear area.
He steps aside Genesis and begins to walk towards the ring.
JS: WHO THE HELL IS THAT???
PP7: He's got to be almost SEVEN FEET TALL!
The man walks down, as Harrison looks stunned. The big man
begins to climb the cage!
JS: HE'S GOING UP!!!
PP7: AND AFTER THE ICW CHAMPION!
The man swiftly climbs up the side of cage one, as Harrison
climbs down and meets him...Harrison lunges towards the man
with the title belt, but the man side-steps, and SLAPS HIS PALM
ACROSS THE CHAMPIONS' THROAT!
PP7: Good lord!
JS: WHO IS THIS MAN???
Harrison struggles to break free, but the man has a firm grip
around Harrison's throat! THE MAN HITS THE CHAMPION WITH
A SPINNING CHOKE SLAM, ON TOP OF THE CAGE!
The cage dents, but does not break! The fans are on their feet, but
silent!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
PP7: WHAT A CHOKESLAM!
JS: This man is so big! Yet so AGILE!
He picks up the ICW title, and throws it down onto Harrison, as
the camera views Genesis, smiling in his chair, clapping.
JS: What the hell is going on???
Harrison is out, as the man begins to climb down, jumping after
halfway. He walks up the ramp, as does Lone Wolf, as does Hawk.
PP7: Now what the hell is THIS???
JS: What are we seeing here?
Harrison rolls onto his stomach, looking angrily at Genesis and
the ensemble on the stage. Hawk, Lone Wolf, this mysterious
newcomer, and Genesis all in a line on the stage.
Genesis: THE BEGINNING OF THE END!
Genesis drops the mic and raises his arms, as does the new man,
as does Hawk, and Lone Wolf half raises his, holding his head
mostly.
JS: NEW CHAMPION. NEW ENEMIES. NEW ICW? WE'RE
OUT OF TIME, GOODNIGHT EVERYONE!!!!!
Harrison looks down at the ensemble, still enraged, as the
camera fades...
...to black.
End transmission
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