Post by Dave Dangerously on May 18, 2008 0:33:10 GMT -6
The camera opens up with a nice vignette showing of past times in ICW�
Vassago�s debut at the ICW Insane Rumble, ripping a cage apart and dominating the ICW�
Healius winning the World Title and becoming the last ICW champion of the Silver Age of ICW�
Four words come up on the screen on top of stills of former ICW champions�
WHO
WILL
BE
NEXT?
The Deftones �My Own Summer� begins to play as highlights of the men competing tonight for a shot at the ICW World Heavyweight title appear�
�The Jaded Efed Icon� Andrew Leigh in all his past glory..
�The Starr of the Show� Reno Starr returning home to the ICW to attempt to get a belt he never had a shot at before..
Harry Mason a new comer to the Efed world preparing to make a big time splash
The King of Pain..another new ICWiete that is ready to crush anyone in their way..
Qpublic, one who has been in ICW before but never reached his full potential now has the chance to make a name for himself..
And�.
ScottiePP7, never held the ICW World Title and put himself in this tournament to finally capture gold in his own federation and be great much like the LWN bookers handing themselves everything, it�s his time�
Plus one other person who is fighting in a there own four way to make it into this glorious redefining moment in ICW history. Clark Steele, Johnny Blayze, Jay Swift, and Nexus.
There is no true loser in that match, not yet. The non-winners will compete for the TC Title in just a few days on INFERNO in a true test of their might.
The vignette fades out and a crowd noise fades in and the Staples Center in Los Angles is shown a camera is panning and signs are showing, signs such as..
�PP7=Ratings�
�Where�d the Promotions go?�
�This was better when ELMO booked�
�I�m sorry forget that, I�m on Crack�
�DL GLAYZE RULEZ!�
�JOHNNY Q VS. JOHNNY BLAYZE= RATINGS, INDEED�
�USING SIGNS IN OPENING IS WAY TOO OVERDONE�
The camera swoops down to announce team for Mayhem, Jim Ross, Biker and Dick Vitale(who if I spelled his name wrong blame Healius for telling me, J).
JR: Good evening everyone I�m good ol� JR and I am here with Biker, and Dick Vitale. We are all ready for what should be a great night in the ICW.
Dick: ITS ICW BABY!!!!
Biker: P7P rihed EM ACK!!
JR: Good god damn, you still can�t talk?!? And what happened to Joey Slapnuts?
Dick: I killed him and pissed on his grave BABY!
JR: Oh dear lord, I�m sorry momma. Anyway we are set for a great night. We will finalize who will be in the 4-way world title match at RolePlayMania II on April 8.
Biker: ames as WEA! ICK EIGHT SAS!!!
Dick: What�s he saying baby?
JR: I am not your baby! Anyway let�s get to action with our first match Chuck Finn taking on Healius who was the first man to advance into the final four match at RPM2.
Dick: ITS NCAA ON ESPN2 BABY!!
JR: No.. it�s the final four match at RPM2.
Dick: You got it BABY!
JR: You really are a dumb son of a ..
JR is cut off by �Change� a hit single from the Deftones and out comes Chuck Finn to a MONSTEROUS
Biker: ROX!
JR: This is amazing, the Crowd here in LA LOVES Chuck Finn!
Chuck Finn rushes to the ring and works the crowd.
His cheers are then cut off by..
�Sparks�, which I am sure a couple people liked, not more than any Beatles song however but that�s ok
JR: Here comes one of the people in that final four match, former ICW world champ, Healius.
Biker: UE OWLRD PACHM!
Dick: He�s just the best BABY, SWOOSH 3-POINTER!!
This show is fuckin funny enough you don�t need any funny commercials.
Just read on!
Camera opens up on the ICW office of ScottiePP7 where he is listening to messages�.
HEY PP7 THIS IS THE INMATES AND WE NEED SOME FUCKIN TAG TITLES OR ELSE WE WILL SHOW YOU HARD TIME!! Kobb County is nothing where we come from! So release the ICW Tag Titles to us, the only true team in ICW.
JR:[/b] The former champ definitely not
worrying about the young Finn
The bell rings and Finn immediately lays into
Healius with a barrage of punches, the two competitor
finally lock it up, and Finn whips Healius into the
ropes, and goes for a clothesline, but Healius ducks
and bounces against the rope he then executes a nice
baseball slide, and down goes Chuck
JR:[/b] Finn is young still he should have
known not to try something like that against Healius.
Healius grabs Finn, and picks him up over executes
a nice sidewalk slam in the dead center of the ring,
not stopping Healius goes even further and follows
with a quick leg drop
JR:[/b] Finn has got to ground Healius if he
hopes to mount any offense.
Healius goes to grab Finn, and locks him into an
arm bar, but there is a quick reversal and Finn grabs
Healius again and whips him into the ropes anticipating
Healius attempt to clothesline, Finn ducks and
executes a nice drop kick not entirely taking down
Healius but causing him to wince in pain. With a
quick grin Finn grabs Healius
D[/b] What'd I tell ya Finn is in control,
he is finally going to show that idiot Healius what he
can do.
Finn with a quick succession of Arm drag takedowns,
Healius looks to be in shock!!
JR:[/b] I don't think Healius was anticipating
Finn to put up this much a fight..
The fans have noticed that Finn is giving his all
and they start to rally behind him
D[/b] What'd I tell you, the fans are really
starting to like this guy, this guy is money I tell
you money BABY.
JR:[/b] What the hell did you just say? A
quote from swingers?
D[/b] Hey it's better than Paul Heyman.
JR:[/b] Point taken.
Back in the ring Healius is mounting an offense and
the two are exchanging punches, Healius finally
grabs Finn and grabs his arm and applies some
pressure, he then gets a grin and run across the ring
to the corner, Healius then jumps to the top rope
JR:[/b] I don't like the looks of this.
D[/b] Oh no oh no oh no
Healius then with a grin jumps onto the arena floor
still holding onto Finn's hand, with a scream Finn is
on the ring floor screaming
JR:[/b] That's it it's over Dislocation, Finn
is in real pain.
The crowd goes absolutely nuts and starts the
requisite Holy Shit chant
JR:[/b] I think we can call this one over huh
Jerry?
D[/b] That idiot, he had to fucking hurt
Finn to win the match.
JR:[/b] What the hell did you just say?
D[/b] Never mind.
Healius goes in for a quick cover
1
2
kick out
JR:[/b] Holy Crap I don't believe it and
neither does Healius
D[/b] Ha! I told you, Finn has the master
plan.
Healius grabs Finn and grabs his weak arm and
starts twisting it applying pressure, Finn is writhing
in pain, the ref checks in but Finn refuses to quit.
Finn finally wit a flurry of elbows, powers out of
it and Finn grabs Healius and whips Healius into the
ropes and he runs at him and catches him and executes
a Death Valley Driver
JR:[/b] The FVD, what a move. That's it it's
over.
1
2
kickout....
JR:[/b] Damn Healius ain't dead yet.
Healius and Finn begin brawling, there is a
commotion in the arena as Amalek and the always lovely
Cleo are escorted by security to ringside, Healius
notices and immediately stops fighting and slides out
of the ring and Healius and Amalek get into each other
faces and start talking smack to each other
D[/b] These two idiots hate each other they
have a long history both in EWA and ICW, ENGNIMATIC BABY!.
JR:[/b] EWA? This is Fuckin Insane
Championship Wrestling!!
Finn slides out of the ring and taps Healius on the
shoulder and grabs him and whips him into the railing,
Healius slams into it hard but hops back up and with a
wild look charges Finn and pounces on him and brings
him down, the whole time still watching Amalek,
finally he throws Finn into the ring, and places the
groggy Finn in between his legs
JR:[/b] I think it's time for some Enlightment
With a quick flash Healius with an Enlightment
pedigree, he makes the cover
1
2
Before three can be counted Healius is pulled off by
Amalek! with a quick motion he lays out Healius in one
punch, and then drops what appears to be brass knuckles
he then drapes Chuck Finn's arm over Healius and the
ref count
1...2...3.... winner by pin fall Chuck Finn
D[/b] I told you Finn would win he beat the
legend Healius
JR:[/b] I don't even think Healius or Finn
knows what happened.
Healius groggily starts to come to, and he sees the
replay on the big screen, with an incensed look in
his eyes, he calmly grabs Chuck Finn and lets loose
with another Enlightment pedigree and then calmly
walks up the ramp in search of Amalek
JR:[/b] Fans Healius was robbed I think
somewhere down the line those two are going to meet
again.
Do you remember the old ICW? Do you remember the
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[/b]
JR:[/b] Welcome back fans, I�m Joey Styles.
Fans now we move on to a special fatal four way match.
The winner gets a shot at the World Title 4 way entry
match later tonight. The losers will face each other
in a special 3 way dance on Inferno for the
Transcontiental title. King who do you think will win
this one?
D[/b] I don�t know it�s a real toss up I
mean anyone could win this one and take it home. I�ll
be watching this one with real gusto.
�Danger� by Mystical kicks in the PA and own walks
Johnny Blazye to a mixed crowd reaction
D[/b] Fans don�t quite know what to make of
this man.
�Man In The Box� and Clark Steele is greeted to a
chorus of boos, he makes his way down to the ring
JR:[/b] Fans remember Steele from his previous
stint in ICW and well I guess they still hate him.
Steele immediately makes a bee line for Johnny
Blazye and the two immediately start exchanging blows
rapidly
JR:[/b] Steele wasting no time laying into
Blayze.
�Beyond Within� by Nevermore plays over the PA and
down runs a fired up Nexus, slings quickly into the
ring, he does a double clothesline and takes down both
competitors
D[/b] This guy is some freaky looking guy.
I swear I have seen enough of these silly ass
depressed wrestlers.
JR:[/b] What the hell is eating you?
D[/b] Don�t push your luck Styles�
Meanwhile back in the ring, Blayze glances at Steele
and Steele gives Blayze a look and the two quickly make
a move toward Nexus
JR:[/b] This isn�t good this could be bad.
They whip him into the ropes and look to be setting
up for a double drop kick, when G�N�R kick in and down
runs Jay Swift, he slides into the ring and while
Nexus bounces of the rope Jaw Swift moves toward
Steele and executes a baseball slide knocking down the
Steele one, and while that was happening simultaneously
Nexus stops short and Blayze misses his kick and drops
down hard. Nexus with a quick cover
1
2
Nexus is pulled off by Swift, who whips him into
Blayze.
JR:[/b] This is utter pandemonium I don�t see
how the ref is going to keep control.
In the ring, Blayze has paired up with Swift,
Steele has paired up with Nexus, the two group begin
brawling, all over the ring. Blayze sets up swift up
and executes a Samoan Drop and follows up with a
succession of kicks, while Steele, and Nexus two evenly
match competitors are locking, Test of Strength Nexus
hesitantly takes it and Steele with a quick eye
go
JR:[/b] How the hell are we supposed to call
this match?
the ref has finally restored order and now
standing in the ring are Nexus and Steele, on the
outside are Swift, and Blayze, Nexus regains his
composure and grabs Steele,. Nexus mandhandling
Steele executes a quick side walk slam and moves right
into a cover, 1�2�a quick knee in the back by Swift,
and the count is broken.
D[/b] That�s what I love about these matches
to get a pin fall someone is going to have to
incapacitate the other.
Blayze is literally begging for a tag, Steele moves
over to tag him but instead flips him off. Blayze is
furious.
JR:[/b] Steele showing utter contempt for his
competitors.
Steele locks on a arm bar and does a series of arm
drag take down to Nexus and a Lou Thez Press, and
then throws a prone body against the ring post and
smirks.
D[/b] I like this Steele guy he is good and
he knows it.
While the ref goes to check on Nexus, Blayze makes
a loud clapping sound with his hands and moves into
the ring, the ref turns around and sees Blayze in the
ring and looks confused but finally after much
protest makes Steele retreat, grinning Blayze moves
toward Nexus
JR:[/b] Blayze taking full advantage of the
ref�s mistake, this could be it.
Blayze stands the groggy Nexus up and sets him up
for a Kronik Kick to make Nexus fly outta the ring,
however Swift runs over and taps Nexus hand and leap
frogs over the ring rope and crashes into Blayze, and
makes a quick cover1�.2�.kick out
D[/b] A interesting gamble that didn�t pay
off.
The two competitors lock it up again and this time
Blayze with an advantage, an atomic drop and Swift is
reeling a Kronik Kick and down goes Swift�Blayze with
a cover 1�..2�Steele runs and makes the save by
grabbing Blayze and giving him a stiff upper cut, and
Blayze is staggering. A recovered Nexus slides into
the ring, and taps Steele on the shoulder and whips him
into the ropes and then runs up and clotheslines him
out of the ring, Swift has seen enough and he jumps in
as well, Nexus and Swift make a move as to hit each
other but then each glance at Blayze and then at each
other and they then lay the boots into Blayze.
JR:[/b] Smart move by our competitors double
teaming Blayze but they are giving Steele way to much
time to recover.
As if on cue Steele has slid into the ring with the
great equalizer, a chair and he lays into Blayze and
nocks Blazye out, then continuing his rampage, he lays
into Nexus and lays out Nexus then he lays into Swift,
and has decimated everyone. Steele, then covers
Bl
JR:[/b] That�s it I think that this all she
wrote.
1�2�.3�winner and advancing to the world title 4
way match contender ship Clark Steele
Steele smugly rolls out of the ring and with a
satisfied smirk walks up the ramp
In the ring Nexus, Swift, and Blayze all recover
and wonder what happen the three then begin pushing
each other and out and out brawl ensues
D[/b] These idiots are waiting till Inferno
there starting right now�
JR:[/b] Fans were going to get security in here
and restore some order�we will return with more
Mayhem�
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JR: Fans we are back now for more great ICW, tonight is the night the main event for RPM2 will be decided.
Dick: It�s ESPN2NITE BABY!! ALL THE ACTION OF THE NCAA BABY!!
Biker: ANACA RULEZ!!! I MARK FOR ICYCHILLER!
JR: Icychiller? Dear god.
�The Bond Theme� plays throughout the arena as the awe-inspiring ScottiePP7 runs to the ring ready for his match, he takes the mic�
PP7: Listen up, first off I need to make a rule. EWA members are barred from this match..
Wait, I am sorry the EWA is full of a bunch of pussies who know they cant hack it in the ICW because dick-sucking gets nowhere but on your knees.
With that said, I will know pull a Hoyakillah and announce this match until no one else is left or I feel like joining in.
ScottiePP7 joins the announce team
PP7: Oh yeah, entrances are boring so let them all come out to know music and get this thing over with.
Harry Mason, Reno Starr, and Andrew Leigh make their way out to the ring with little to no fan reaction because PP7 feels like he just wants to get this thing over with and move on RPM2 where he will win the title because he really likes the way things are done in EWA.
JR: Well I would say welcome MR. PP7 but I really don�t like you at all.
PP7: Shut your mouth you fat piece of shit, I had Vitale take out slapnuts and your next. LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME YOU TUBBY BITCH!!
Biker: NOOCH!!
Dick: ITS MALLRATS BABY!!
JR: Could we please call this match??
Andrew Leigh and Reno Starr square off right from the beginning with Harry Mason picking and choosing his spots. The match starts off with a nice slow pace..
PP7: Fuck this is boring shit, I thought ICW was going to be exciting?
Dick: IT�S TOURNEMENT TIME BABY!!
PP7: Who the hell is Harry Mason they didn�t even cut a promo?
JR: A new ICW star. That yes, didn�t RP.
PP7: Well why is he in this match?
Biker: U uckdef pu!
PP7: I DID NOT FUCK UP!
Dick Vitale: World Title shot baby! Goin to the guy who didn�t RP!
PP7: Fine I�ll settle this, I learned my lesson the last time I pushed that Jacobs guy.
PP7 heads to the ring, gets in with a mic
PP7: STOP THE DAMN MATCH!!
PP7 walks over to Andrew Leigh and Reno Starr..
PP7: I don�t say this often but you two really did a good job in your promo�s.
PP7 now walks over to Harry Mason
PP7: Mr. Potter, you�did shit
PP7 Kicks Harry Potter in the gut and uppercuts him berserker style and sends his non-rp�ing ass to the floor!
Eliminated Harry MasonPotter
Leigh: What the fuck, you didn�t RP either?
PP7: I am a fair man.
PP7 jumps over the ropes and back to announcers table
Eliminated ScottiePP7
PP7: Ok I�m back, miss me?
JR: No
PP7: WHAT THE FUCK I AM SCOTTIEPP7 DAMNIT AND YOU WILL MISS ME YOU FAT BASTARD!!
JR: Yes sir
In the ring Reno takes the offensive on the ring rusty Andrew Leigh and whips him into the corner and follows with a knee to the gut that almost sends Leigh over the ropes, ending the match.
PP7: OH THAT WAS CLOSE!!!
Biker: COSEL!!
JR: Andrew Leigh looks rusty here tonight folks
Dick: This is like the NIT tournament, ScottiePP7 must be writing this shit Baby!
Leigh attempts a clothesline on Reno but both men go flying over the ropes causing the match to end in a double winner!
PP7: God damn I suck at writing matches anymore, I am really sorry. Anyway these two great rp�ers who I just made look like shitty wrestlers(I am sorry once again) will face on Inferno where Dave Dudley will make them look much better and the winner will go to RPM!
THIS IS A PSA:
Dave Dudley wants to run a Gay Angle for Vassago and Amalek!
To help stop this angle please contact the PTC.
Please.
Do it.
PP7: Yo we are biggity back on this Awesome Mayhem. I have kicked out the other announcers and it�s just me for the main event. You may ask why I did this and it�s for one reason only�IM SCOTTIEPP7 DAMNIT!!
Next up we have Clark Steele, Amalek, Qpublic, and King of Mundane going at it in a fatal four way to see who goes to RPM2. I think King of Mundane will go out first. I am probably right cause I�m writing this match also.
The guys are already in the ring and it looks like an inmates style beating taking place on the King of Mundane. If you haven�t noticed I�m doing this match radio style it�s innovating shit people.
King of Pain is getting his ass beaten hard by Qpublic now, who is also a fellow booker. Looks like he is teaching King of Pain to rp or die.
YEAH GO MARK!! Sorry for breaking Kayfabe there.
Qpublic, picks up the King of Pain and punches him right in the fuckin nuts, holy shit!
Oh man king of pain ain�t having any baby �Pains� just a lot of nut pains. Qpub picks King of Pain�s lazy non-rping ass up and tosses the bastard over the ropes.
Eliminated King of Pain
Driver Down
PP7: Aww yeah it�s Vassago, finally something fun is going to happen. Vassago gets in the ring with a steel chair and�
OH SHIT HE FUCKIN TOOK OUT QPUBLIC, MOTHER FUCK THAT LOOKS LIKE THAT HURTS AND THE CROWD FUCKING HATES HIM FOR IT!!
I personally think it�s pretty cool.
Clark Steele runs at Vassago and is met with a clothesline.!!
Vassago picks Steele up HIGH and��..
Throws him to the outside!! SWEET!!
Eliminated Clark Steele
PP7: He didn�t RP either but he looked a little better cause he used to be in ICW.
Qpublic is back on his feet, he gets up and nails Vassago in the back with a double axehandle�
Vassago isn�t fazed!! Damn I love this guy I am so glad he is in ICW! He looks at Qpublic shakes his head no and�.
HEADBUTTS HIM!!! Well ok, that was kinda lame, I mean this is ICW..Fuck it I know what I will do.
YO VASSAGO!! TAKE MY CHAIR MAKE ME LAUGH!!
UGH!!
Ok folks, now I threw my chair to Vassago and he has it and�
FUCKIN A! HE HIT QPUBLIC WITH ANOTHER CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD THIS ONE SENDING HIM OVER THE ROPES!!
Eliminated Qpublic
PP7: Oh man now it�s Amalek�s turn, I can�t wait to see this shit. Amalek is a fuckin pussy, EWA World Champ. Who does he think he is? My real franchise Vassago is back. Now he is going to take out Amalek.
WHAT THE FUCK!!??!!! VASSAGO LEFT THE RING!!
Winner and going to RPM2: Amalek
PP7: WHAT THE FUCK TAKE HIM OUT BITCH!!
Vassago looks at PP7 and looks at Amalek, they nod to each other and leave the arena together, the fans throw trash in the ring now. Mainly because of the alliance of Amalek and Vassago but also because ScottiePP7 can no longer write a decent match if his life depended on it.
PP7: OH SHUT THE FUCK UP, IM NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY!! IT WILL BE BETTER NEXT MONDAY I SWEAR!!
End transmission
OCC:
A) ScottiePP7 wrote everything that sucked in this show, I am sorry
B) If you didn�t liked who your character was used, then RP and I wont burry you 6 feet under.
C) If I insulted you in any other way and you did RP it was probably to work on a feud with you so IM me.
D) I will be better next Monday, I swear. Unless you all liked this then my life will be real eas
Vassago�s debut at the ICW Insane Rumble, ripping a cage apart and dominating the ICW�
Healius winning the World Title and becoming the last ICW champion of the Silver Age of ICW�
Four words come up on the screen on top of stills of former ICW champions�
WHO
WILL
BE
NEXT?
The Deftones �My Own Summer� begins to play as highlights of the men competing tonight for a shot at the ICW World Heavyweight title appear�
�The Jaded Efed Icon� Andrew Leigh in all his past glory..
�The Starr of the Show� Reno Starr returning home to the ICW to attempt to get a belt he never had a shot at before..
Harry Mason a new comer to the Efed world preparing to make a big time splash
The King of Pain..another new ICWiete that is ready to crush anyone in their way..
Qpublic, one who has been in ICW before but never reached his full potential now has the chance to make a name for himself..
And�.
ScottiePP7, never held the ICW World Title and put himself in this tournament to finally capture gold in his own federation and be great much like the LWN bookers handing themselves everything, it�s his time�
Plus one other person who is fighting in a there own four way to make it into this glorious redefining moment in ICW history. Clark Steele, Johnny Blayze, Jay Swift, and Nexus.
There is no true loser in that match, not yet. The non-winners will compete for the TC Title in just a few days on INFERNO in a true test of their might.
The vignette fades out and a crowd noise fades in and the Staples Center in Los Angles is shown a camera is panning and signs are showing, signs such as..
�PP7=Ratings�
�Where�d the Promotions go?�
�This was better when ELMO booked�
�I�m sorry forget that, I�m on Crack�
�DL GLAYZE RULEZ!�
�JOHNNY Q VS. JOHNNY BLAYZE= RATINGS, INDEED�
�USING SIGNS IN OPENING IS WAY TOO OVERDONE�
The camera swoops down to announce team for Mayhem, Jim Ross, Biker and Dick Vitale(who if I spelled his name wrong blame Healius for telling me, J).
JR: Good evening everyone I�m good ol� JR and I am here with Biker, and Dick Vitale. We are all ready for what should be a great night in the ICW.
Dick: ITS ICW BABY!!!!
Biker: P7P rihed EM ACK!!
JR: Good god damn, you still can�t talk?!? And what happened to Joey Slapnuts?
Dick: I killed him and pissed on his grave BABY!
JR: Oh dear lord, I�m sorry momma. Anyway we are set for a great night. We will finalize who will be in the 4-way world title match at RolePlayMania II on April 8.
Biker: ames as WEA! ICK EIGHT SAS!!!
Dick: What�s he saying baby?
JR: I am not your baby! Anyway let�s get to action with our first match Chuck Finn taking on Healius who was the first man to advance into the final four match at RPM2.
Dick: ITS NCAA ON ESPN2 BABY!!
JR: No.. it�s the final four match at RPM2.
Dick: You got it BABY!
JR: You really are a dumb son of a ..
JR is cut off by �Change� a hit single from the Deftones and out comes Chuck Finn to a MONSTEROUS
Biker: ROX!
JR: This is amazing, the Crowd here in LA LOVES Chuck Finn!
Chuck Finn rushes to the ring and works the crowd.
His cheers are then cut off by..
�Sparks�, which I am sure a couple people liked, not more than any Beatles song however but that�s ok
JR: Here comes one of the people in that final four match, former ICW world champ, Healius.
Biker: UE OWLRD PACHM!
Dick: He�s just the best BABY, SWOOSH 3-POINTER!!
This show is fuckin funny enough you don�t need any funny commercials.
Just read on!
Camera opens up on the ICW office of ScottiePP7 where he is listening to messages�.
HEY PP7 THIS IS THE INMATES AND WE NEED SOME FUCKIN TAG TITLES OR ELSE WE WILL SHOW YOU HARD TIME!! Kobb County is nothing where we come from! So release the ICW Tag Titles to us, the only true team in ICW.
JR:[/b] The former champ definitely not
worrying about the young Finn
The bell rings and Finn immediately lays into
Healius with a barrage of punches, the two competitor
finally lock it up, and Finn whips Healius into the
ropes, and goes for a clothesline, but Healius ducks
and bounces against the rope he then executes a nice
baseball slide, and down goes Chuck
JR:[/b] Finn is young still he should have
known not to try something like that against Healius.
Healius grabs Finn, and picks him up over executes
a nice sidewalk slam in the dead center of the ring,
not stopping Healius goes even further and follows
with a quick leg drop
JR:[/b] Finn has got to ground Healius if he
hopes to mount any offense.
Healius goes to grab Finn, and locks him into an
arm bar, but there is a quick reversal and Finn grabs
Healius again and whips him into the ropes anticipating
Healius attempt to clothesline, Finn ducks and
executes a nice drop kick not entirely taking down
Healius but causing him to wince in pain. With a
quick grin Finn grabs Healius
D[/b] What'd I tell ya Finn is in control,
he is finally going to show that idiot Healius what he
can do.
Finn with a quick succession of Arm drag takedowns,
Healius looks to be in shock!!
JR:[/b] I don't think Healius was anticipating
Finn to put up this much a fight..
The fans have noticed that Finn is giving his all
and they start to rally behind him
D[/b] What'd I tell you, the fans are really
starting to like this guy, this guy is money I tell
you money BABY.
JR:[/b] What the hell did you just say? A
quote from swingers?
D[/b] Hey it's better than Paul Heyman.
JR:[/b] Point taken.
Back in the ring Healius is mounting an offense and
the two are exchanging punches, Healius finally
grabs Finn and grabs his arm and applies some
pressure, he then gets a grin and run across the ring
to the corner, Healius then jumps to the top rope
JR:[/b] I don't like the looks of this.
D[/b] Oh no oh no oh no
Healius then with a grin jumps onto the arena floor
still holding onto Finn's hand, with a scream Finn is
on the ring floor screaming
JR:[/b] That's it it's over Dislocation, Finn
is in real pain.
The crowd goes absolutely nuts and starts the
requisite Holy Shit chant
JR:[/b] I think we can call this one over huh
Jerry?
D[/b] That idiot, he had to fucking hurt
Finn to win the match.
JR:[/b] What the hell did you just say?
D[/b] Never mind.
Healius goes in for a quick cover
1
2
kick out
JR:[/b] Holy Crap I don't believe it and
neither does Healius
D[/b] Ha! I told you, Finn has the master
plan.
Healius grabs Finn and grabs his weak arm and
starts twisting it applying pressure, Finn is writhing
in pain, the ref checks in but Finn refuses to quit.
Finn finally wit a flurry of elbows, powers out of
it and Finn grabs Healius and whips Healius into the
ropes and he runs at him and catches him and executes
a Death Valley Driver
JR:[/b] The FVD, what a move. That's it it's
over.
1
2
kickout....
JR:[/b] Damn Healius ain't dead yet.
Healius and Finn begin brawling, there is a
commotion in the arena as Amalek and the always lovely
Cleo are escorted by security to ringside, Healius
notices and immediately stops fighting and slides out
of the ring and Healius and Amalek get into each other
faces and start talking smack to each other
D[/b] These two idiots hate each other they
have a long history both in EWA and ICW, ENGNIMATIC BABY!.
JR:[/b] EWA? This is Fuckin Insane
Championship Wrestling!!
Finn slides out of the ring and taps Healius on the
shoulder and grabs him and whips him into the railing,
Healius slams into it hard but hops back up and with a
wild look charges Finn and pounces on him and brings
him down, the whole time still watching Amalek,
finally he throws Finn into the ring, and places the
groggy Finn in between his legs
JR:[/b] I think it's time for some Enlightment
With a quick flash Healius with an Enlightment
pedigree, he makes the cover
1
2
Before three can be counted Healius is pulled off by
Amalek! with a quick motion he lays out Healius in one
punch, and then drops what appears to be brass knuckles
he then drapes Chuck Finn's arm over Healius and the
ref count
1...2...3.... winner by pin fall Chuck Finn
D[/b] I told you Finn would win he beat the
legend Healius
JR:[/b] I don't even think Healius or Finn
knows what happened.
Healius groggily starts to come to, and he sees the
replay on the big screen, with an incensed look in
his eyes, he calmly grabs Chuck Finn and lets loose
with another Enlightment pedigree and then calmly
walks up the ramp in search of Amalek
JR:[/b] Fans Healius was robbed I think
somewhere down the line those two are going to meet
again.
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JR:[/b] Welcome back fans, I�m Joey Styles.
Fans now we move on to a special fatal four way match.
The winner gets a shot at the World Title 4 way entry
match later tonight. The losers will face each other
in a special 3 way dance on Inferno for the
Transcontiental title. King who do you think will win
this one?
D[/b] I don�t know it�s a real toss up I
mean anyone could win this one and take it home. I�ll
be watching this one with real gusto.
�Danger� by Mystical kicks in the PA and own walks
Johnny Blazye to a mixed crowd reaction
D[/b] Fans don�t quite know what to make of
this man.
�Man In The Box� and Clark Steele is greeted to a
chorus of boos, he makes his way down to the ring
JR:[/b] Fans remember Steele from his previous
stint in ICW and well I guess they still hate him.
Steele immediately makes a bee line for Johnny
Blazye and the two immediately start exchanging blows
rapidly
JR:[/b] Steele wasting no time laying into
Blayze.
�Beyond Within� by Nevermore plays over the PA and
down runs a fired up Nexus, slings quickly into the
ring, he does a double clothesline and takes down both
competitors
D[/b] This guy is some freaky looking guy.
I swear I have seen enough of these silly ass
depressed wrestlers.
JR:[/b] What the hell is eating you?
D[/b] Don�t push your luck Styles�
Meanwhile back in the ring, Blayze glances at Steele
and Steele gives Blayze a look and the two quickly make
a move toward Nexus
JR:[/b] This isn�t good this could be bad.
They whip him into the ropes and look to be setting
up for a double drop kick, when G�N�R kick in and down
runs Jay Swift, he slides into the ring and while
Nexus bounces of the rope Jaw Swift moves toward
Steele and executes a baseball slide knocking down the
Steele one, and while that was happening simultaneously
Nexus stops short and Blayze misses his kick and drops
down hard. Nexus with a quick cover
1
2
Nexus is pulled off by Swift, who whips him into
Blayze.
JR:[/b] This is utter pandemonium I don�t see
how the ref is going to keep control.
In the ring, Blayze has paired up with Swift,
Steele has paired up with Nexus, the two group begin
brawling, all over the ring. Blayze sets up swift up
and executes a Samoan Drop and follows up with a
succession of kicks, while Steele, and Nexus two evenly
match competitors are locking, Test of Strength Nexus
hesitantly takes it and Steele with a quick eye
go
JR:[/b] How the hell are we supposed to call
this match?
the ref has finally restored order and now
standing in the ring are Nexus and Steele, on the
outside are Swift, and Blayze, Nexus regains his
composure and grabs Steele,. Nexus mandhandling
Steele executes a quick side walk slam and moves right
into a cover, 1�2�a quick knee in the back by Swift,
and the count is broken.
D[/b] That�s what I love about these matches
to get a pin fall someone is going to have to
incapacitate the other.
Blayze is literally begging for a tag, Steele moves
over to tag him but instead flips him off. Blayze is
furious.
JR:[/b] Steele showing utter contempt for his
competitors.
Steele locks on a arm bar and does a series of arm
drag take down to Nexus and a Lou Thez Press, and
then throws a prone body against the ring post and
smirks.
D[/b] I like this Steele guy he is good and
he knows it.
While the ref goes to check on Nexus, Blayze makes
a loud clapping sound with his hands and moves into
the ring, the ref turns around and sees Blayze in the
ring and looks confused but finally after much
protest makes Steele retreat, grinning Blayze moves
toward Nexus
JR:[/b] Blayze taking full advantage of the
ref�s mistake, this could be it.
Blayze stands the groggy Nexus up and sets him up
for a Kronik Kick to make Nexus fly outta the ring,
however Swift runs over and taps Nexus hand and leap
frogs over the ring rope and crashes into Blayze, and
makes a quick cover1�.2�.kick out
D[/b] A interesting gamble that didn�t pay
off.
The two competitors lock it up again and this time
Blayze with an advantage, an atomic drop and Swift is
reeling a Kronik Kick and down goes Swift�Blayze with
a cover 1�..2�Steele runs and makes the save by
grabbing Blayze and giving him a stiff upper cut, and
Blayze is staggering. A recovered Nexus slides into
the ring, and taps Steele on the shoulder and whips him
into the ropes and then runs up and clotheslines him
out of the ring, Swift has seen enough and he jumps in
as well, Nexus and Swift make a move as to hit each
other but then each glance at Blayze and then at each
other and they then lay the boots into Blayze.
JR:[/b] Smart move by our competitors double
teaming Blayze but they are giving Steele way to much
time to recover.
As if on cue Steele has slid into the ring with the
great equalizer, a chair and he lays into Blayze and
nocks Blazye out, then continuing his rampage, he lays
into Nexus and lays out Nexus then he lays into Swift,
and has decimated everyone. Steele, then covers
Bl
JR:[/b] That�s it I think that this all she
wrote.
1�2�.3�winner and advancing to the world title 4
way match contender ship Clark Steele
Steele smugly rolls out of the ring and with a
satisfied smirk walks up the ramp
In the ring Nexus, Swift, and Blayze all recover
and wonder what happen the three then begin pushing
each other and out and out brawl ensues
D[/b] These idiots are waiting till Inferno
there starting right now�
JR:[/b] Fans were going to get security in here
and restore some order�we will return with more
Mayhem�
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JR: Fans we are back now for more great ICW, tonight is the night the main event for RPM2 will be decided.
Dick: It�s ESPN2NITE BABY!! ALL THE ACTION OF THE NCAA BABY!!
Biker: ANACA RULEZ!!! I MARK FOR ICYCHILLER!
JR: Icychiller? Dear god.
�The Bond Theme� plays throughout the arena as the awe-inspiring ScottiePP7 runs to the ring ready for his match, he takes the mic�
PP7: Listen up, first off I need to make a rule. EWA members are barred from this match..
Wait, I am sorry the EWA is full of a bunch of pussies who know they cant hack it in the ICW because dick-sucking gets nowhere but on your knees.
With that said, I will know pull a Hoyakillah and announce this match until no one else is left or I feel like joining in.
ScottiePP7 joins the announce team
PP7: Oh yeah, entrances are boring so let them all come out to know music and get this thing over with.
Harry Mason, Reno Starr, and Andrew Leigh make their way out to the ring with little to no fan reaction because PP7 feels like he just wants to get this thing over with and move on RPM2 where he will win the title because he really likes the way things are done in EWA.
JR: Well I would say welcome MR. PP7 but I really don�t like you at all.
PP7: Shut your mouth you fat piece of shit, I had Vitale take out slapnuts and your next. LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME YOU TUBBY BITCH!!
Biker: NOOCH!!
Dick: ITS MALLRATS BABY!!
JR: Could we please call this match??
Andrew Leigh and Reno Starr square off right from the beginning with Harry Mason picking and choosing his spots. The match starts off with a nice slow pace..
PP7: Fuck this is boring shit, I thought ICW was going to be exciting?
Dick: IT�S TOURNEMENT TIME BABY!!
PP7: Who the hell is Harry Mason they didn�t even cut a promo?
JR: A new ICW star. That yes, didn�t RP.
PP7: Well why is he in this match?
Biker: U uckdef pu!
PP7: I DID NOT FUCK UP!
Dick Vitale: World Title shot baby! Goin to the guy who didn�t RP!
PP7: Fine I�ll settle this, I learned my lesson the last time I pushed that Jacobs guy.
PP7 heads to the ring, gets in with a mic
PP7: STOP THE DAMN MATCH!!
PP7 walks over to Andrew Leigh and Reno Starr..
PP7: I don�t say this often but you two really did a good job in your promo�s.
PP7 now walks over to Harry Mason
PP7: Mr. Potter, you�did shit
PP7 Kicks Harry Potter in the gut and uppercuts him berserker style and sends his non-rp�ing ass to the floor!
Eliminated Harry MasonPotter
Leigh: What the fuck, you didn�t RP either?
PP7: I am a fair man.
PP7 jumps over the ropes and back to announcers table
Eliminated ScottiePP7
PP7: Ok I�m back, miss me?
JR: No
PP7: WHAT THE FUCK I AM SCOTTIEPP7 DAMNIT AND YOU WILL MISS ME YOU FAT BASTARD!!
JR: Yes sir
In the ring Reno takes the offensive on the ring rusty Andrew Leigh and whips him into the corner and follows with a knee to the gut that almost sends Leigh over the ropes, ending the match.
PP7: OH THAT WAS CLOSE!!!
Biker: COSEL!!
JR: Andrew Leigh looks rusty here tonight folks
Dick: This is like the NIT tournament, ScottiePP7 must be writing this shit Baby!
Leigh attempts a clothesline on Reno but both men go flying over the ropes causing the match to end in a double winner!
PP7: God damn I suck at writing matches anymore, I am really sorry. Anyway these two great rp�ers who I just made look like shitty wrestlers(I am sorry once again) will face on Inferno where Dave Dudley will make them look much better and the winner will go to RPM!
THIS IS A PSA:
Dave Dudley wants to run a Gay Angle for Vassago and Amalek!
To help stop this angle please contact the PTC.
Please.
Do it.
PP7: Yo we are biggity back on this Awesome Mayhem. I have kicked out the other announcers and it�s just me for the main event. You may ask why I did this and it�s for one reason only�IM SCOTTIEPP7 DAMNIT!!
Next up we have Clark Steele, Amalek, Qpublic, and King of Mundane going at it in a fatal four way to see who goes to RPM2. I think King of Mundane will go out first. I am probably right cause I�m writing this match also.
The guys are already in the ring and it looks like an inmates style beating taking place on the King of Mundane. If you haven�t noticed I�m doing this match radio style it�s innovating shit people.
King of Pain is getting his ass beaten hard by Qpublic now, who is also a fellow booker. Looks like he is teaching King of Pain to rp or die.
YEAH GO MARK!! Sorry for breaking Kayfabe there.
Qpublic, picks up the King of Pain and punches him right in the fuckin nuts, holy shit!
Oh man king of pain ain�t having any baby �Pains� just a lot of nut pains. Qpub picks King of Pain�s lazy non-rping ass up and tosses the bastard over the ropes.
Eliminated King of Pain
Driver Down
PP7: Aww yeah it�s Vassago, finally something fun is going to happen. Vassago gets in the ring with a steel chair and�
OH SHIT HE FUCKIN TOOK OUT QPUBLIC, MOTHER FUCK THAT LOOKS LIKE THAT HURTS AND THE CROWD FUCKING HATES HIM FOR IT!!
I personally think it�s pretty cool.
Clark Steele runs at Vassago and is met with a clothesline.!!
Vassago picks Steele up HIGH and��..
Throws him to the outside!! SWEET!!
Eliminated Clark Steele
PP7: He didn�t RP either but he looked a little better cause he used to be in ICW.
Qpublic is back on his feet, he gets up and nails Vassago in the back with a double axehandle�
Vassago isn�t fazed!! Damn I love this guy I am so glad he is in ICW! He looks at Qpublic shakes his head no and�.
HEADBUTTS HIM!!! Well ok, that was kinda lame, I mean this is ICW..Fuck it I know what I will do.
YO VASSAGO!! TAKE MY CHAIR MAKE ME LAUGH!!
UGH!!
Ok folks, now I threw my chair to Vassago and he has it and�
FUCKIN A! HE HIT QPUBLIC WITH ANOTHER CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD THIS ONE SENDING HIM OVER THE ROPES!!
Eliminated Qpublic
PP7: Oh man now it�s Amalek�s turn, I can�t wait to see this shit. Amalek is a fuckin pussy, EWA World Champ. Who does he think he is? My real franchise Vassago is back. Now he is going to take out Amalek.
WHAT THE FUCK!!??!!! VASSAGO LEFT THE RING!!
Winner and going to RPM2: Amalek
PP7: WHAT THE FUCK TAKE HIM OUT BITCH!!
Vassago looks at PP7 and looks at Amalek, they nod to each other and leave the arena together, the fans throw trash in the ring now. Mainly because of the alliance of Amalek and Vassago but also because ScottiePP7 can no longer write a decent match if his life depended on it.
PP7: OH SHUT THE FUCK UP, IM NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY!! IT WILL BE BETTER NEXT MONDAY I SWEAR!!
End transmission
OCC:
A) ScottiePP7 wrote everything that sucked in this show, I am sorry
B) If you didn�t liked who your character was used, then RP and I wont burry you 6 feet under.
C) If I insulted you in any other way and you did RP it was probably to work on a feud with you so IM me.
D) I will be better next Monday, I swear. Unless you all liked this then my life will be real eas