Post by Dave Dangerously on Mar 29, 2013 17:37:01 GMT -6
The camera opens up outside the famous ICW arena in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania...
the sign on the marquee? ICW Old School TONIGHT – LAST APPEARANCE AT THE ICW ARENA!
Cut to the backstage area, where we see former ICW Owner, President, and even world heavyweight Champion, ScottiePP7, walking in the hallways.
ScottiePP7: Tonight, ICW goes OLD SCHOOL! And it doesn't get any more old school than you...MISS Clee...
Clee: Tarus. Clee Tarus.
ScottiePP7: And what prompted you to poke your head out, Clee Tarus?
Clee: Well, the area just seemed really sensitive, so I couldn't help myself.
ScottiePP7: I can't blame you for that! ICW always brings out the Clee Tarus due to sensitivity!
Scottie laughs as the camera pans in on his face
ScottiePP7: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME RASSLIN?
The camera shows the sold out ICW arena, the ring, and the stage, as the fans are going wild as
INSANE CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING
GOES...
OLD SCHOOL!!!!!
Joey Styles: Hello everyone I'm Joey Styles and THIS is Insane Championship Wrestling and tonight we bring to you the ICW Old School Rumble. You may remember last week we brought to you a special presentation of the EWA Old School Rumble, now ICW does it big time as we go INSANE!
”Bond Theme” by Moby plays, and out comes ScottiePP7 to applause from the fans. He has Clee Tarus in tow. Scottie makes his way to the ringside announce position area.
JS: Scottie, welcome to broadcast central and I'm glad you could join me in announcing this great rumble.
PP7: Absolutely Joey, there are two things I am...OLD SCHOOL...AND...I'M SCOTTIEPP7, DAMNIT!!!!!!!
JS: And is see you found Clee Tarus!
PP7: Probably one of the only people in ICW to do so!
A-Thank you.
JS: Well let's not hesitate, IT'S A RUMBLE, YOU KNOW THE RULES, HERE WE GO!
Gary Michael Cappeta: Ladies and gentlemen our opening bout here at Slamboree is scheduled for one fall with a 10 minute time limit.
”Dead Bodies Everywhere” by Korn hits, interrupting the announcer...
The fans cheer, and Dave Dudley is on stage with a microphone!
Dave Dudley: Hold on, hold on cut the music. Cappeta you BoF you were supposed to do the EWA show. Get this piece of trash out of here, I'll announce this weak piece of crap.
Dave starts to walk down the ramp
Dave Dudley: INTRODUCING FIRST...THE GREATEST SUPERSTAR IN ICW HISTORY. THE MOST STAR STUDDED ICON IN WRESTLING HISTORY. MORE CHAMPIONSHIPS THAN ANYONE, MORE VICTORIES THAN ANYONE, AND MORE SCARS THAN MOST. HE IS THE HARDCORE ICON. HE HAILS FROM PHILADELP-
The fans pop for the mention of Philly
Dave Dudley: NAH. SCREW THAT!!!!
Dave rips off his tye dye shirt and jean shorts, and throws off his glasses, revealing the look of Dave Dangerously underneath.
Dave Dangerously: He's from HELL'S KITCHEN NEW YORK, THE MOST DANGEROUS TOWN IN AMERICA. HE IS THE ICON, THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN WRESTLING TODAY...
DAVE DANGEROUSLY!!!!! HA YOU IDIOTS!
Dangerously drops the mic as the fans boo.
PP7: I love this guy!
JS: Well Dangerously sheds the Dudley look he used for the EWA rumble, as he also starts this Rumble at the number one position. Remember, last week at the EWA rumble he eliminated the MOST men from the match. He was eliminated by Dan Hampton before coming back as Super Hero, and getting attacked by Hampton after the match.
PP7: A great showing in that EWA Rumble for the first and last EWA Champion. But Joey, this is ICW! And Dangerously is the best of all time! Other than myself.
JS: That is hotly debatable, Scott! Let's see who drew number 2!!!
”Apocalypse Please” hits, and this signals the arrival of Lou E. Dangerously/Sign Guy Dudley!!!
Lou comes in wearing Sign Guy attire, but drops the gear, keeping the sign, heading to the ring.
JS: The first two are Dave and Lou? WHAT???
PP7: It's ICW, baby!!!!!
Lou hits the ring and stares at Dave.
DING, DING
The bell sounds and Lou and Dave circle each other in the ring.
JS: Are they going to fight here??
Seconds and seconds of no action, as the two just circle. The crowd chants
'YOU CANT WRESTLE'
'YOU CANT WRESTLE'
'YOU CANT WRESTLE'
JS: These ICW fans are letting the Dangerouslys know about it!!!
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“Invisible” by Sugar Ray hits, and out comes Inmate 148-813! The fans give a loud ovation!
JS: Here comes one half of the 3 time ICW Tag Team Champions!!
PP7: REMEMBER JOEY, YOU EITHER KICK ASS, OR YOU TAKE IT UP THE ASS!
The Inmate runs in and is greeted as Lou and Dave team up with a 3D!!!!!!
THE TEAM DANGEROUSLY DEATH DROP!!!!!!!!!
The fans POP!!!
JS: Well it looks like The Dangerous Alliance is in FULL EFFECT here tonight!!!!
Dave picks up Inmate 148-813, and throws him OVER the top rope and to the floor!
Eliminated, Inmate 148-813
Lou and Dave hug in the ring, as the fans cheer!!
PP7: Well, looks like he'll go back to taking it in the ass Joey!
JS: Truer words never spoken Scott!!
Dave and Lou pace around the ring, as they are awaiting the next entrant...
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“Burn” by Nine Inch Nails hits, and out comes Pyro...or does he?
The stage is blank, empty.
JS: Well that's Pyro's music, where is he?
PP7: Well remember, if you will, Pyro got put into a coma after taking a chair shot from Tommy Jacobs using Dudley's barbed wire wrapped steel chair. He was the top star in ICW. He returned as a new character like coming out of a cocoon named Vassago Saevita. He then evolved into Vassago Arcturus before fading into obscurity. I have obtained a live feed with Pyro/Vassago/Jeff Watson because I have all the money, here it goes:
PP7: Jeff, it's ScottiePP7, damnit. Are you still alive?
Jeff Watson: Go away. I am gambling and getting drunk.
ICW...
we're not racist.
JS: Well there goes our People's Choice award!!!
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“Ace of Spades” by Motorhead hits, and out comes The Gambler!!!
Gambler hits the ring, and goes after Lou! Dave has his back turned live tweeting the rumble.
HARDKORIKON(Dave Dangerously): #WHITE HATIN WATSON MAJOR LOLZ #ICW #OLDSCHOOLICW #YOLO
HARDKORIKON(Dave Dangerously): RETWEETED: EMMFPREZZZ(ABVP): This fry grease is hot!!!
HARDKORIKON(Dave Dangerously): RETWEETED: BriskWintersPiss(Myst): GOD DAMNIT STUBBED TOE...I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!!
HARDKORIKON(Dave Dangerously): RETWEETED: REBELYELL: Driving near a cliff again with Rob Bartlett, DoPlo, Smackdown, and DC. This Southern Comfort is almost out! Tires are kinda wobbly! #YOLO
HARDKORIKON(Dave Dangerously): Checking out this chick in the audience...she's fat but her boobs stick out further than that belly! Good in my book! #Donthatetheplayahatethegame #cheeseisgood
HARDKORIKON(Dave Dangerously): RETWEETED: MCLMO(James Elmo): Getting ready for #ICWOLDSCHOOLRUMBLE ! Approached by Kevin Clash...he says he knows a party to go to, and that I should just go in his van. Seems legit!
Anyway, the Gambler gets pushed into Dave and he eliminates him.
Eliminated, The Gambler
He hits the floor running.
PP7: Well, maybe he can go hang out with White Hatin' Watson and gamble over who's going to get more drunk off Firewater tonight???
ICW.
We're not racist.
Honestly!!!
JS: The Dangerous Alliance formidable in this Insane Old School Rumble!
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”YOU SEE IT'S NOT THE BLOOD YOU SPILL THAT GETS YOU WHAT YOU WANT. IT'S THE BLOOD YOU SHARE.
YOUR FAMILY.
YOUR FRIENDS.
YOUR COMMUNITY.
THESE ARE THE MOST VALUABLE THINGS A MAN SHOULD HAVE.”
“Before Dishonor” by Hatebreed plays, as The ORIGINAL Hardcore Icon, Hey Kid comes out to a huge pop from these fans.
JS: THE HARDCORE ICON HEY KID IS HERE! FORMER CHAMPION HIMSELF!!!!1 THE STRAIGHT EDGE SUPERSTAR!!!
PP7: Dave looks like he's seen a ghost!
Dave looks surprised, as Lou pats him on the back, trying to psych him up.
HK stands on the ramp, as suddenly from behind...
REALLY CRAZY COMES OUT AS WELL, CARRYING A TRASHCAN FULL OF WEAPONS!!!!!
PP7: THE HARDCORE REVOLUTION!!!!!!!
JS: THE HARDCORE REVOLUTION IS HERE! THE VERY FIRST ICW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!! THE DANGEROUS ALLIANCE STANDS IN THE RING READY TO TAKE THEM ON!!!!
Hey Kid and Really Crazy look on, as they turn their attention to the back, where suddenly...
WICKIT COMES FROM THE BACK!!!!
JS: WICKIT NOW??? THE VERY FIRST EVER ICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!
PP7: TEAM 4:20 IS IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!
The Cheshire Chumps make their way to the ring, as Dave and Lou brace for impact.
JS: It looks like Really Crazy and Wickit are jumping the gun here, deciding to enter all at once alongside the scheduled entrant, Hey Kid!
Team 4:20 hits the ring, and Really Crazy hits Lou with a trashcan lid to the head. Dave blocks a guitar shot from Hey Kid, and kicks him in the gut. Dave picks up the guitar, and goes to swing-
WICKIT BLOCKS HIM, HITTING HIM FROM BEHIND!
Wickit picks up a STOP SIGN, and SWINGS IT AT DAVE, DAVE DUCKS, WICKIT CLOBBERS REALLY CRAZY WITH THE SIGN!!!
Dave picks up the guitar, EL KABONG TO WICKIT'S HEAD!!!!!
Lou picks up Hey Kid, but HK clobbers him with a swinging neckbreaker. With Lou on the ground, HK hits OUT OF ORDER – THE LEGDROP OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!
The fans are chanting,
4:20,
4:20,
4:20
PP7: INSANE ACTION AT IT'S FINEST JOSEPH!
HK stands up celebrating, but Dave pushes HK and gets in his face.
JS: HK FACING OFF WITH THE MAN THAT TOOK THE MONIKER THE HARDCORE ICON FROM HIM HERE!!!!
HK swings at Dave, Dave ducks, HK spins around, DAVE GOES FOR THE 4D, countered by HK, HK pushes Dave into Wickit, CLOTHESLINING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!
Eliminated, Wickit
HK grabs Dave from behind after the elimination, but Dave out of nowhere with THE 4D!!!! THE DAVE DANGEROUSLY DEATH DROP!!!!!!!
Dave picks up HK, and throws him OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!
Eliminated, Hey Kid
Lou picks up Really Crazy, whipping him into the ropes, THE 3D!!!!! THE DANGEROUSLY DEATH DROP!!!!!!!!!!!
Dave picks up RC, And over the top he goes!!!!!!
Eliminated, Really Crazy
The fans are chanting
DAVE,
DAVE,
DAVE!!!!
JS: THE DANGEROUS ALLIANCE TAKING OUT TEAM 4:20! WHAT ACTION!!!!!
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this video plays
and it signals the arrival of JAMES EMCEE ELMO!!!!
He hits the ring, IMMEDIATELY DOUBLE CLOTHESLINED BY DAVE AND LOU, OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!
Eliminated, James L-Mo
the fans go crazy!!!!
PP7: Dave and Lou have completely dominated all of Cheshire!!!!!
JS: Well, it looks like Dave and Lou Dangerously are definitely a force to be reckoned with so far here in this Rumble!!!
From behind, Lou E. tries to throw Dave out.
PP7: Lou trying to eliminate Dave here!
JS: Well, it is every man for himself!
Dave looks at Lou...
WTF?
NO! THAT IS NO!
Dave points at the ropes
JS: Dave SCOLDING Lou E. here!
Dave points at the ropes, and instructs Lou E to exit the ring, via the top rope.
Eliminated, Lou E. Dangerously
Lou walks to the back, as the fans boo.
Dave in the ring is yelling at the fans to shut up.
PP7: Well it looks like The Hardcore Icon pulled a regular old PP7 Trump Card here!
JS: Well, Lou knows who the boss is, I just hope that doesn't come back to bite Dave in the ass!
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“Dig” By Mudvayne hits, and out comes the frozen one, Icychiller to a mediocre pop!
JS: Icy is here! It's about to get cold up in here!
PP7: THE CHILL FACTOR HAS BEEN CRANKED UP TO ELEVEN, JOEY!!!
Icychiller hits the ring, 4D!!!!!!!! THE DAVE DANGEROUSLY DEATH DROP ONTO ICYCHILLER!!! He bounces up, Dave clotheslines him OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE FLOOR!
Eliminated, Icychiller
Dave in the ring motions for more!!!!
PP7: My main man Dangerously has been DOMINATING this match, Joey!
JS: Much like in the EWA Rumble, it appears as if Dave has a point to prove here!
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“The Next Episode” hits, and out comes Matt Dawg as he runs to the ring!!!
he hits the ring, Dave grabs him by the back of the head, and tosses him OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!
Eliminated, Matt Dawg
Dave grabs a microphone
Dave Dangerously I OWN THIS SHIT. LETS GO FASTER!!!
With that, the clock starts again,
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“Bound for the Floor” by Local H hits, and out comes DKnoch to a big pop from the crowd!!!
PP7: DKNOCH???
JS: Yes, I ALSO forgot about him!!!
DKnoch hits the ring, but is greeted with a SUPERKICK TO THE GROIN!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!
PP7: DKNOCH JUST GOT...DICK KNOCKED!!!!!
As Dknoch recoils in pain, Dave superkicks him in the face, OVER THE TOP ROPE HE GOES!!!
Eliminated, Dknoch
Dave chants
FEED
ME
MORE!!!!!!!!
“I'm Blue” by Eiffel Blue hits, and out comes MASTA SEXAY!!!!! THE FANS BOO!!!
JS: MASTA SEXAY IS HERE. DID YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO TYPE IN CAPS WHEN YOU SAY MASTA SEXAY?
PP7: I didn't know that. Let me try....MASTA SEXAY OH GOD WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME JOEY?
JS: I DON'T KNOW. I'M SCARED!!!!!
MASTA SEXAY POSES TO THE CROWD, BUT WAIT...HE'S GOT BACKUP...
TIMSTER...
nEo...
EXTREME MEASURES!!!
The three hit the ring. Timster has an oversized yard stick.
JS: IT'S THE EXTREME MEASURE(R)!!!
Dave grabs the stick from Timster and cracks it over his head, sending him over the top rope.
Eliminated, Timster
Dave then tosses out nEo
Eliminated, nEo
and finally, a 4D!!!!! THE DAVE DANGEROUSLY DEATH DROP TO MASTA SEXAY!!!!
Eliminated, Masta Sexay
The fans are going wild!!!
JS: Can anyone stop Dave Dangerously???
Suddenly from the crowd, HAWK appears, AND SPEARS DANGEROUSLY!!!
PP7: What the hell???
JS: Where did HAWK come from???
Hawk is soon joined by Dove, as she puts the boots to Dave...but he fights back!!! Punches to Dove, punches to Hawk
JS: Dangerously fighting back here!!!
Now, from through the crowd and over the railing comes the big man, REVELATION!!!
PP7: OH NO!!!
JS: REVELATION IS HERE!!! THIS IS THE SECOND TIME WE'VE SEEN HIM! THE KINGDOM IS ATTACKING DANGEROUSLY!!!!
As Revelation hits the ring, Dove hits Dave with a hurricanrana, followed by another spear from Hawk. Dave goes OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!
JS: DANGEROUSLY ELIMINATED!!!!!!
NO!!! DAVE HANGS ON!!!!!!!!
Revelation grabs Dave by the throat from inside the ring as Dave stands on the apron...
CHOKE SLAM OFF THE APRON THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS'S TABLE!!!!!
Eliminated, Dave Dangerously
The fans go wild with the boos!!!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
PP7: COME ON!!!!!!
Lou runs down but Hawk punches him down to the ground, as Hawk, Dove, and Revelation approach Dave on the outside by the wreckage of the table. Scottie stands up, dropping his headset.
ScottiePP7: COME ON. YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH!
JS: You tell him, Scott!
Revelation SNAPS and grabs Scottie, IN DEFIANCE GALLOWS POLE ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!
Referees out to separate the mess, and EMTs down to assist Dangerously as The Kingdom remains in the ringside area, when suddenly ICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION HARRISON HITS THE RINGSIDE AREA, WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!!
JS: HARRISON!!! THE GLADIATOR, THE WARRIOR IS HERE!!!!!
Harrison chases off The Kingdom as they retreat through the crowd. EMTs remove Dave Dangerously and Lou and ScottiePP7 as a ring crew sets up a new announce table. Harrison uses the chair as a seat, joining Joey Styles at the announce table.
Harrison: YOU RUN, PUNKS!
JS: Well it looks as though I'm joined by the ICW World Heavyweight Champion now! Welcome.
Harrison: Thanks Joseph. Just wish it was under certain circumstances. I'd love to get my hands around The Kingdom and especially GENESIS' throats!
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JS: WELL THIS RUMBLE CONTINUES ON, WHO'S NEXT???
”Chariots of Fire” hit, and out come The EMMF: Jeremy Knipe, ABVP, and ByrdX. The fans go wild for the EMMF!
JS: Here comes the EMMF as a collective unit here!!!
Harrison: This is the wackiest rumble...ever.
The EMMF enter the empty ring, and motion for competition, and the ICW gods provide:
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“Tranquilize” by The Killers and Lou Reed hits, and comes THE DARK MACHINE, MYST!!!!
The fans go wild!!!!
JS: MYST IS HERE! MYST IS HERE!
Harrison: I smell trouble for these wacky EMMFers!
Myst hits the ring, CALL TO ASHLEY SUPERKICK TO THE HEART OF BYRDX, SENDING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!
Eliminated, ByrdX
He follows that up with a DARKNESS FROM WITHIN T-BONE SUPERPLEX TO KNIPE, OVER THE TOP ROPE HE GOES!!!
Eliminated, Jeremy Knipe
Myst then looks at the PREZ, ABVP...RUNNING SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR TO ABVP!!!
Harrison: Hell of a spear by the former ICW World Champion(that I beat for the belt originally)
Myst picks up ABVP over his head, tosses him over the top rope crashing into Knipe and ByrdX!!!
Eliminated, ABVP
MYST in the ring...
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
JS: MYST HAS ELIMINATED THE ENTIRE EMMF! WHAT A SHOWING BY THE DARK MACHINE!
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“Battery” by Metallica hits, signaling the arrival of Lone Wolf as the fans boo.
JS: Wolf in the Rumble!!!
Harrison: Where is he???
Myst looking at the entrance way, when suddenly from behind, he gets jumped by Wolf with a baseball bat shot to the back!
Myst turns around, BAT SHOT TO THE MIDSECTION OF MYST!
Harrison: That's one way to do it!!!
Myst down to one knee, Wolf lines Myst up for a big bat shot, Myst blocks it!!! Myst throws the bat to the side, and shoves Wolf down to the mat.
Wolf back up, THE POUNCE spear into Myst, knocking him down!
JS: Wolf takes down Myst finally! What intensity between the two!!!
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“Superpowers” by KMFDM hits, and out comes Johnny Q. Public as the fans cheer! Darren Diolasa escorts him out, but then Johhny hits the ring leaving Darren to head to the back.
Qpublic hits the ring, and goes after Wolf! Wolf with the swing of a right fist, Q Public spins Wolf around, GOES FOR THE PAYBACK STUNNER! Wolf slides away!
JS: HARDCORE VS. CLEANCORE HERE!!!
Harrison: QPublic looking great here!
Wolf goes for the bat, and grabs it, turning around to swing at Johnny Q, but Johnny grabs it, and kicks Wolf away!
QPublic holds the bat up, as the crowd cheers, and dumps it over the top rope, shaking his finger no. the crowd boos this act.
JS: QPublic taking care of that weapon...it doesn't mesh well with his Cleancore lifestyle!
Harrison: The ICW fans didn't seem to like that very much though...they wanted carnage! Bloodshed!!!
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“The Halloween” theme hits, as lightning and smoke and thunder hit the arena, and out runs The One True Warrior as the fans cheer!
JS: An ICW legend, Warrior is here!!!
Warrior hits the ring, and immediately starts to brawl with QPublic. Lone Wolf and Myst slugging it out in the corner, before Wolf starts to try to eliminate Myst, but Myst is too strong, and holds on tight.
Harrison: QPublic and Warrior have had some run ins lately, due to the actions of ICW newcomer ACE.
JS: Yes, ACE Is the killer case, or maybe he is the place we're the helpful hardware folks IN ANY EVENT Warrior looking in better shape than he has in years!
Warrior tries to eliminate QPublic, but QPublic holds on.
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“Jaded/Brain Stew” by Green Day hits, and out comes DUDE HATE to a mixed reaction from these fans.
Hate hits the ring and stares down Warrior, who loses the attention off of Qpublic.
JS: Dude Hate and Warrior, one of the classic ICW feuds of all time!!!!!
Hate pushes Warrior, Warrior pushes back...SUDDENLY FROM BEHIND, QPUBLIC HITS ATONEMENT THE SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF DUDE HATE'S NECK! HATE GOES FORWARD, INTO WARRIOR, WHO GRABS THE HATED ONE AND TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!
Eliminated, Dude Hate
Warrior and QPublic continue to battle, Myst and Wolf still struggling for position on the other side.
JS: Dude Hate is gone! Thanks for joining us!
It's time once more in this hectic rumble...
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“You Got The Touch” hits, and out comes X-Dude to a great reaction from the fans. X-Dude hits the ring, and immediately tackles down Warrior, brawling with him on the mat.
Harrison: X-Dude looking fierce!
JS: Looks like he has some sort of score to settle with Warrior, the ex EFWO alumnis are going at it!!!
Suddenly from down the ramp, ACE APPEARS, HE HOPS UP ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE AND GRABS QPUBLIC, QPUBLIC FIGHTS HIM OFF, ACE GOES CRASHING BACK DOWN TO THE MAT.
JS: ACE trying to get Qpublic's attention here in this Rumble!!!!
Harrison: Ace isn't old school just yet...he's got to prove himself!
QPublic turns his back, but Ace grabs Wolf's bat on the outside, and hops back up onto the apron, And CLOBBERS QPUBLIC IN THE BACK WITH THE BAT!!!!!
JS: WHAT A CHEAP SHOT BY ACE!!!!
QPublic goes down, as Ace stands on the apron. X-Dude whips Warrior into the ropes, he HITS ACE, AND THE COLLISION SENDS WARRIOR OVER THE TOP ROPE AS THEY BOTH FALL TO THE FLOOR!
Eliminated, The One True Warrior
Ace and Warrior lay on the ground, as X-Dude turns his attention to QPublic, stomping away, before tryin to help Wolf eliminate Myst.
JS: Ace and Warrior have had some sort of alignment here lately, but it's hard to say how this will affect that relationship!
Harrison: It was an accident, Joseph. Wrong place at the wrong time. Right place for X-Dude!
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“Sick of Life” by Godsmack hits, and out comes Sylver Morrigan to a great reaction from the fans.
Harrison: Morrigan out, can she make an impact here?
JS: She is the First Lady of Insanity, champ, she IS ICW!!!
Morrigan hits the ring, and goes toward QPublic but he is still out from the bat shot. She goes to help Wolf and X-Dude eliminate Myst, who still will not budge.
Harrison: Myst looking incredibly impressive here!!!
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“Past Tense, Future Perfect” by Paint it Black hits, and out comes Dan Hampton...but he puts on an Orion t-shirt...tonight he's once more ORION as “Orion” by Metallica plays!!!
JS: ORION! ORION HERE!!!
Orion enters the ring, and immediately goes to help Morrigan, as they, Wolf, and X-Dude manage to eliminate Myst in a combined effort!
Eliminated, Myst
After this, Wolf immediately starts to attack Morrigan, and X-Dude and Orion go at it!!!
JS: The monster has been eliminated!!!
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“Liebstod” by VNV Nation hits...
JS: Who's this going to be now???
The music plays, and out come LOS CONQUISTADORS as the fans cheer! Conquistador Uno, Conquistador Dos, they both hit the ring!
Uno goes after X-Dude and Orion,
Does goes after Wolf and Morrigan. QPublic slumping in the corner, trying to compose himself.
Harrison: The multi time ICW Tag Team Champs are in the house!!!
Wolf and Dos start to double team Morrigan now, as they both try to eliminate her.
X-Dude and Uno double team Orion, trying for the same effect here.
JS: Well, Los Conquistadors do count as two separate entries here, but they're working as a team! If it came down to the both of them, what would happen?
Harrison: This is competition, Joey! They'd take care of business!!!
Morrigan with a thumb to the eye of Wolf.
Orion with a thumb to the eye of X-Dude.
They both grab a conquistador...DOUBLE IRISH WHIP INTO A DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER, LOS CONQUISTADORS GO DOWN!!!!
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“Oops, I did it again” hits, and out comes Phil Flate down the aisle, as the fans boo and throw garbage and shit at him.
Harrison: Not THIS guy again!
JS: THE RETURNER! PHIL FLATE! THE RUMBLE KILLER! THE EFED KILLER HIMSELF!!!
Flate reluctantly enters the ring, and the entire contents of the ring, Morrigan, Wolf, QPublic, Orion, X-Dude, Los Conquistadors all yell out GTFO!!!!!!
Scared, Flate hops over the top rope and heads to the back.
Eliminated, Phil Flate
The fans cheer!!!
ICW,
ICW,
ICW!!!
JS: Well now that that is over with, we're down to the last entrant! Who could it be?
Harrison: I don't know, but number 30 is one lucky spot!!!
in the ring, Conquistadors are trying to sort everything out, as they both go to attack QPublic, who is on his feet. Wolf and Morrigan are tussling still, as are Orion and X-Dude.
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“The Ecstasy of Gold(RMX)” hits, as out comes Calvin Constantine to a great reaction from the crowd!
Harrison: Former ICW Champ, Constantine is here!
JS: FORGET THE INMATES, FORGET CALVIN SERAPHIM, FORGET DAN WILSON, FORGET SIMEON, HELL EVEN FORGET DAN FARRELL! THERE IS ONLY ONE...CALVIN CONSTANTINE!!!
Constantine hits the ring, and immediately dumps over WOLF AND MORRIGAN!
Eliminated, Lone Wolf
Eliminated, Sylver Morrigan
Constantine then heads towards X-Dude, and Orion, and FROM BEHIND, with the elimination!!!
Eliminated, X-Dude
Eliminated, Orion
The fans are going wild for Constantine!
JS: CALVIN CONSTANTINE PULLING AN AUSTIN HERE AND WITH THE TWO DOUBLE ELIMINATIONS, WE'RE DOWN TO THE FINAL FOUR!!!
Harrison: Constantine, QPublic, and Los Conquistadors!!!
Dos charges Constantine,
Uno charges QPublic,
DOUBLE BACK BODY DROPS OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!!
Eliminated, Conquistador Uno
Eliminated, Conquistador Dos
Constantine and QPublic stare each other down in the ring!!!
JS: AND JUST LIKE THAT, DOWN TO OUR FINAL TWO!!!
Constantine and QPublic lock up, collar elbow in the center of the ring...
From the back, once again comes ACE! Ace hops up onto the ring apron, and QPublic lets go of Constantine to go after Ace! QPublic knocks Ace down off the apron.
Harrison: SERIOUSLY?
JS: ACE WON'T STOP! HE WANTS TO SEND A MESSAGE TO ALL OF ICW!!!
Constantine charges QPublic from behind, looking to eliminate him!!!
JS: Johnny Q- look out!
Harrison: Constantine has this!!!
QPublic holds down the ring rope, and Constantine to the outside!!!!!!!!
JS: CONSTANTINE IS OUT!!!!!
Harrison: WAIT JOEY HE HANGS ON!!!
Constantine hangs on, only touching one foot to the floor.
Constantine up on the apron, but QPublic locks in PUBLIC DISGRACE, THE KATAHAJIME ON THE APRON, HE IS CHOKING OUT CONSTANTINE!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!!! TAZMISSION!!!!!
QPublic locks on the hold for a few seconds, before releasing, and pushing Constantine from behind, sending him off the apron and to the floor!!!
Eliminated, Calvin Constantine
QPublic with the arms in the air as the fans celebrate and the bell rings!!!
The Winner of the Old-School ICW Rumble, Johnny Q. Public
QPublic cannot celebrate for long, as Ace back in the ring, jumping him from behind.
JS: QPUBLIC WINS! THE CLEANCORE MASTER HAS WAIT ACE IS BACK!!
Harrison: Good lord! Let the guy have his moment!!!
QPublic comes back, boxing away on Ace!!!
Suddenly, LOS CONQUISTADORS back in the ring, taking out both Ace AND QPublic.
Harrison: The golden ones are back in there!!!
JS: We gotta get some order!!!
Ace and QPublic fight off Los Conquistadors here, but from through the crowd come HAWK AND DOVE followed by REVELATION!!!!
Harrison: Now what the hell???
Hawk with a spear to QPublic!!! Revelation with a CHOKESLAM TO ACE!!! Ace rolls out of the ring, as Los Conquistadors, Hawk and Dove, and Revelation all put the boots to Qpublic.
JS: Have the Conquistadors joined with The Kingdom here???
Harrison: This is a gang assault here! COME ON!!!
Revelation, with the help of Hawk, Dove, and Los Conquistadors, give a SUPER POWERBOMB to QPublic OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE FLOOR, CRASHING INTO ACE ON THE OUTSIDE!!!
The fans are booing here, as then Hawk, Dove, Revelation, and Los Conquistadors all put their arms in the air, and kneel down to one knee, as we see Genesis wheel out onto the ramp area in the wheelchair, clapping his hands, smiling and laughing.
Harrison: What the hell???
Harrison gets up from the announce table, and runs into the ring, the ICW Title belt falling off from around his waist in the process. Los Conquistadors immediately start to stomp kick and punch away on the champion, but he fights them off!!!
SPINEBUSTER TO CONQUISTADOR DOS!
SAXA BOTTOM TO CONQUISTADOR UNO!!!
the fans go wild!
JS: Harrison taking out the Kingdom...and Los Conquistadors...have they drank the kool aid too???
Harrison charges Hawk, ET TU, SPEAR TO HAWK!!!
Harrison up, but now Dove is in his face. SHE SLAPS HIM IN THE FACE!!!!
Harrison is going to SNAP!!!
JS: Don't do it, champ!
Harrison turns around into Revelation, CHOKESLAM TO THE CHAMPION! Revelation heads to the outside, as Hawk recovers and helps Dove roll Harrison to the outside.
They set up Harrison, and place him up high on Revelation's shoulders...TRIPLE POWER BOMB THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE ONTO HARRISON!!!
The table explodes around Harrison!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!! - {Styles loses audio at this point}
Conquistador Dos grabs the dropped ICW Title and hands it to Revelation, as he holds it high above his head. He then throws it down on Harrison, as Hawk and Dove congratulate Revelation, and then turn and shake hands with Los Conquistadors, as they all make their way up to the ramp stage area, joining Genesis who is still smiling. Revelation raises his arm in the air, followed by Conquistadors, and Hawk and Dove, before all dropping to one knee. Genesis is clapping, and he raises his arm in the air while still sitting in the wheel chair.
End transmission.
2013 ©The Hanso Foundation
the sign on the marquee? ICW Old School TONIGHT – LAST APPEARANCE AT THE ICW ARENA!
Cut to the backstage area, where we see former ICW Owner, President, and even world heavyweight Champion, ScottiePP7, walking in the hallways.
ScottiePP7: Tonight, ICW goes OLD SCHOOL! And it doesn't get any more old school than you...MISS Clee...
Clee: Tarus. Clee Tarus.
ScottiePP7: And what prompted you to poke your head out, Clee Tarus?
Clee: Well, the area just seemed really sensitive, so I couldn't help myself.
ScottiePP7: I can't blame you for that! ICW always brings out the Clee Tarus due to sensitivity!
Scottie laughs as the camera pans in on his face
ScottiePP7: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME RASSLIN?
The camera shows the sold out ICW arena, the ring, and the stage, as the fans are going wild as
INSANE CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING
GOES...
OLD SCHOOL!!!!!
Joey Styles: Hello everyone I'm Joey Styles and THIS is Insane Championship Wrestling and tonight we bring to you the ICW Old School Rumble. You may remember last week we brought to you a special presentation of the EWA Old School Rumble, now ICW does it big time as we go INSANE!
”Bond Theme” by Moby plays, and out comes ScottiePP7 to applause from the fans. He has Clee Tarus in tow. Scottie makes his way to the ringside announce position area.
JS: Scottie, welcome to broadcast central and I'm glad you could join me in announcing this great rumble.
PP7: Absolutely Joey, there are two things I am...OLD SCHOOL...AND...I'M SCOTTIEPP7, DAMNIT!!!!!!!
JS: And is see you found Clee Tarus!
PP7: Probably one of the only people in ICW to do so!
A-Thank you.
JS: Well let's not hesitate, IT'S A RUMBLE, YOU KNOW THE RULES, HERE WE GO!
Gary Michael Cappeta: Ladies and gentlemen our opening bout here at Slamboree is scheduled for one fall with a 10 minute time limit.
”Dead Bodies Everywhere” by Korn hits, interrupting the announcer...
The fans cheer, and Dave Dudley is on stage with a microphone!
Dave Dudley: Hold on, hold on cut the music. Cappeta you BoF you were supposed to do the EWA show. Get this piece of trash out of here, I'll announce this weak piece of crap.
Dave starts to walk down the ramp
Dave Dudley: INTRODUCING FIRST...THE GREATEST SUPERSTAR IN ICW HISTORY. THE MOST STAR STUDDED ICON IN WRESTLING HISTORY. MORE CHAMPIONSHIPS THAN ANYONE, MORE VICTORIES THAN ANYONE, AND MORE SCARS THAN MOST. HE IS THE HARDCORE ICON. HE HAILS FROM PHILADELP-
The fans pop for the mention of Philly
Dave Dudley: NAH. SCREW THAT!!!!
Dave rips off his tye dye shirt and jean shorts, and throws off his glasses, revealing the look of Dave Dangerously underneath.
Dave Dangerously: He's from HELL'S KITCHEN NEW YORK, THE MOST DANGEROUS TOWN IN AMERICA. HE IS THE ICON, THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN WRESTLING TODAY...
DAVE DANGEROUSLY!!!!! HA YOU IDIOTS!
Dangerously drops the mic as the fans boo.
PP7: I love this guy!
JS: Well Dangerously sheds the Dudley look he used for the EWA rumble, as he also starts this Rumble at the number one position. Remember, last week at the EWA rumble he eliminated the MOST men from the match. He was eliminated by Dan Hampton before coming back as Super Hero, and getting attacked by Hampton after the match.
PP7: A great showing in that EWA Rumble for the first and last EWA Champion. But Joey, this is ICW! And Dangerously is the best of all time! Other than myself.
JS: That is hotly debatable, Scott! Let's see who drew number 2!!!
”Apocalypse Please” hits, and this signals the arrival of Lou E. Dangerously/Sign Guy Dudley!!!
Lou comes in wearing Sign Guy attire, but drops the gear, keeping the sign, heading to the ring.
JS: The first two are Dave and Lou? WHAT???
PP7: It's ICW, baby!!!!!
Lou hits the ring and stares at Dave.
DING, DING
The bell sounds and Lou and Dave circle each other in the ring.
JS: Are they going to fight here??
Seconds and seconds of no action, as the two just circle. The crowd chants
'YOU CANT WRESTLE'
'YOU CANT WRESTLE'
'YOU CANT WRESTLE'
JS: These ICW fans are letting the Dangerouslys know about it!!!
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JS: Here comes one half of the 3 time ICW Tag Team Champions!!
PP7: REMEMBER JOEY, YOU EITHER KICK ASS, OR YOU TAKE IT UP THE ASS!
The Inmate runs in and is greeted as Lou and Dave team up with a 3D!!!!!!
THE TEAM DANGEROUSLY DEATH DROP!!!!!!!!!
The fans POP!!!
JS: Well it looks like The Dangerous Alliance is in FULL EFFECT here tonight!!!!
Dave picks up Inmate 148-813, and throws him OVER the top rope and to the floor!
Eliminated, Inmate 148-813
Lou and Dave hug in the ring, as the fans cheer!!
PP7: Well, looks like he'll go back to taking it in the ass Joey!
JS: Truer words never spoken Scott!!
Dave and Lou pace around the ring, as they are awaiting the next entrant...
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The stage is blank, empty.
JS: Well that's Pyro's music, where is he?
PP7: Well remember, if you will, Pyro got put into a coma after taking a chair shot from Tommy Jacobs using Dudley's barbed wire wrapped steel chair. He was the top star in ICW. He returned as a new character like coming out of a cocoon named Vassago Saevita. He then evolved into Vassago Arcturus before fading into obscurity. I have obtained a live feed with Pyro/Vassago/Jeff Watson because I have all the money, here it goes:
PP7: Jeff, it's ScottiePP7, damnit. Are you still alive?
Jeff Watson: Go away. I am gambling and getting drunk.
ICW...
we're not racist.
JS: Well there goes our People's Choice award!!!
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“Ace of Spades” by Motorhead hits, and out comes The Gambler!!!
Gambler hits the ring, and goes after Lou! Dave has his back turned live tweeting the rumble.
HARDKORIKON(Dave Dangerously): #WHITE HATIN WATSON MAJOR LOLZ #ICW #OLDSCHOOLICW #YOLO
HARDKORIKON(Dave Dangerously): RETWEETED: EMMFPREZZZ(ABVP): This fry grease is hot!!!
HARDKORIKON(Dave Dangerously): RETWEETED: BriskWintersPiss(Myst): GOD DAMNIT STUBBED TOE...I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!!
HARDKORIKON(Dave Dangerously): RETWEETED: REBELYELL: Driving near a cliff again with Rob Bartlett, DoPlo, Smackdown, and DC. This Southern Comfort is almost out! Tires are kinda wobbly! #YOLO
HARDKORIKON(Dave Dangerously): Checking out this chick in the audience...she's fat but her boobs stick out further than that belly! Good in my book! #Donthatetheplayahatethegame #cheeseisgood
HARDKORIKON(Dave Dangerously): RETWEETED: MCLMO(James Elmo): Getting ready for #ICWOLDSCHOOLRUMBLE ! Approached by Kevin Clash...he says he knows a party to go to, and that I should just go in his van. Seems legit!
Anyway, the Gambler gets pushed into Dave and he eliminates him.
Eliminated, The Gambler
He hits the floor running.
PP7: Well, maybe he can go hang out with White Hatin' Watson and gamble over who's going to get more drunk off Firewater tonight???
ICW.
We're not racist.
Honestly!!!
JS: The Dangerous Alliance formidable in this Insane Old School Rumble!
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”YOU SEE IT'S NOT THE BLOOD YOU SPILL THAT GETS YOU WHAT YOU WANT. IT'S THE BLOOD YOU SHARE.
YOUR FAMILY.
YOUR FRIENDS.
YOUR COMMUNITY.
THESE ARE THE MOST VALUABLE THINGS A MAN SHOULD HAVE.”
“Before Dishonor” by Hatebreed plays, as The ORIGINAL Hardcore Icon, Hey Kid comes out to a huge pop from these fans.
JS: THE HARDCORE ICON HEY KID IS HERE! FORMER CHAMPION HIMSELF!!!!1 THE STRAIGHT EDGE SUPERSTAR!!!
PP7: Dave looks like he's seen a ghost!
Dave looks surprised, as Lou pats him on the back, trying to psych him up.
HK stands on the ramp, as suddenly from behind...
REALLY CRAZY COMES OUT AS WELL, CARRYING A TRASHCAN FULL OF WEAPONS!!!!!
PP7: THE HARDCORE REVOLUTION!!!!!!!
JS: THE HARDCORE REVOLUTION IS HERE! THE VERY FIRST ICW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!! THE DANGEROUS ALLIANCE STANDS IN THE RING READY TO TAKE THEM ON!!!!
Hey Kid and Really Crazy look on, as they turn their attention to the back, where suddenly...
WICKIT COMES FROM THE BACK!!!!
JS: WICKIT NOW??? THE VERY FIRST EVER ICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!
PP7: TEAM 4:20 IS IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!
The Cheshire Chumps make their way to the ring, as Dave and Lou brace for impact.
JS: It looks like Really Crazy and Wickit are jumping the gun here, deciding to enter all at once alongside the scheduled entrant, Hey Kid!
Team 4:20 hits the ring, and Really Crazy hits Lou with a trashcan lid to the head. Dave blocks a guitar shot from Hey Kid, and kicks him in the gut. Dave picks up the guitar, and goes to swing-
WICKIT BLOCKS HIM, HITTING HIM FROM BEHIND!
Wickit picks up a STOP SIGN, and SWINGS IT AT DAVE, DAVE DUCKS, WICKIT CLOBBERS REALLY CRAZY WITH THE SIGN!!!
Dave picks up the guitar, EL KABONG TO WICKIT'S HEAD!!!!!
Lou picks up Hey Kid, but HK clobbers him with a swinging neckbreaker. With Lou on the ground, HK hits OUT OF ORDER – THE LEGDROP OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!
The fans are chanting,
4:20,
4:20,
4:20
PP7: INSANE ACTION AT IT'S FINEST JOSEPH!
HK stands up celebrating, but Dave pushes HK and gets in his face.
JS: HK FACING OFF WITH THE MAN THAT TOOK THE MONIKER THE HARDCORE ICON FROM HIM HERE!!!!
HK swings at Dave, Dave ducks, HK spins around, DAVE GOES FOR THE 4D, countered by HK, HK pushes Dave into Wickit, CLOTHESLINING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!
Eliminated, Wickit
HK grabs Dave from behind after the elimination, but Dave out of nowhere with THE 4D!!!! THE DAVE DANGEROUSLY DEATH DROP!!!!!!!
Dave picks up HK, and throws him OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!
Eliminated, Hey Kid
Lou picks up Really Crazy, whipping him into the ropes, THE 3D!!!!! THE DANGEROUSLY DEATH DROP!!!!!!!!!!!
Dave picks up RC, And over the top he goes!!!!!!
Eliminated, Really Crazy
The fans are chanting
DAVE,
DAVE,
DAVE!!!!
JS: THE DANGEROUS ALLIANCE TAKING OUT TEAM 4:20! WHAT ACTION!!!!!
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this video plays
and it signals the arrival of JAMES EMCEE ELMO!!!!
He hits the ring, IMMEDIATELY DOUBLE CLOTHESLINED BY DAVE AND LOU, OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!
Eliminated, James L-Mo
the fans go crazy!!!!
PP7: Dave and Lou have completely dominated all of Cheshire!!!!!
JS: Well, it looks like Dave and Lou Dangerously are definitely a force to be reckoned with so far here in this Rumble!!!
From behind, Lou E. tries to throw Dave out.
PP7: Lou trying to eliminate Dave here!
JS: Well, it is every man for himself!
Dave looks at Lou...
WTF?
NO! THAT IS NO!
Dave points at the ropes
JS: Dave SCOLDING Lou E. here!
Dave points at the ropes, and instructs Lou E to exit the ring, via the top rope.
Eliminated, Lou E. Dangerously
Lou walks to the back, as the fans boo.
Dave in the ring is yelling at the fans to shut up.
PP7: Well it looks like The Hardcore Icon pulled a regular old PP7 Trump Card here!
JS: Well, Lou knows who the boss is, I just hope that doesn't come back to bite Dave in the ass!
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JS: Icy is here! It's about to get cold up in here!
PP7: THE CHILL FACTOR HAS BEEN CRANKED UP TO ELEVEN, JOEY!!!
Icychiller hits the ring, 4D!!!!!!!! THE DAVE DANGEROUSLY DEATH DROP ONTO ICYCHILLER!!! He bounces up, Dave clotheslines him OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE FLOOR!
Eliminated, Icychiller
Dave in the ring motions for more!!!!
PP7: My main man Dangerously has been DOMINATING this match, Joey!
JS: Much like in the EWA Rumble, it appears as if Dave has a point to prove here!
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he hits the ring, Dave grabs him by the back of the head, and tosses him OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!
Eliminated, Matt Dawg
Dave grabs a microphone
Dave Dangerously I OWN THIS SHIT. LETS GO FASTER!!!
With that, the clock starts again,
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“Bound for the Floor” by Local H hits, and out comes DKnoch to a big pop from the crowd!!!
PP7: DKNOCH???
JS: Yes, I ALSO forgot about him!!!
DKnoch hits the ring, but is greeted with a SUPERKICK TO THE GROIN!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!
PP7: DKNOCH JUST GOT...DICK KNOCKED!!!!!
As Dknoch recoils in pain, Dave superkicks him in the face, OVER THE TOP ROPE HE GOES!!!
Eliminated, Dknoch
Dave chants
FEED
ME
MORE!!!!!!!!
“I'm Blue” by Eiffel Blue hits, and out comes MASTA SEXAY!!!!! THE FANS BOO!!!
JS: MASTA SEXAY IS HERE. DID YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO TYPE IN CAPS WHEN YOU SAY MASTA SEXAY?
PP7: I didn't know that. Let me try....MASTA SEXAY OH GOD WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME JOEY?
JS: I DON'T KNOW. I'M SCARED!!!!!
MASTA SEXAY POSES TO THE CROWD, BUT WAIT...HE'S GOT BACKUP...
TIMSTER...
nEo...
EXTREME MEASURES!!!
The three hit the ring. Timster has an oversized yard stick.
JS: IT'S THE EXTREME MEASURE(R)!!!
Dave grabs the stick from Timster and cracks it over his head, sending him over the top rope.
Eliminated, Timster
Dave then tosses out nEo
Eliminated, nEo
and finally, a 4D!!!!! THE DAVE DANGEROUSLY DEATH DROP TO MASTA SEXAY!!!!
Eliminated, Masta Sexay
The fans are going wild!!!
JS: Can anyone stop Dave Dangerously???
Suddenly from the crowd, HAWK appears, AND SPEARS DANGEROUSLY!!!
PP7: What the hell???
JS: Where did HAWK come from???
Hawk is soon joined by Dove, as she puts the boots to Dave...but he fights back!!! Punches to Dove, punches to Hawk
JS: Dangerously fighting back here!!!
Now, from through the crowd and over the railing comes the big man, REVELATION!!!
PP7: OH NO!!!
JS: REVELATION IS HERE!!! THIS IS THE SECOND TIME WE'VE SEEN HIM! THE KINGDOM IS ATTACKING DANGEROUSLY!!!!
As Revelation hits the ring, Dove hits Dave with a hurricanrana, followed by another spear from Hawk. Dave goes OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!
JS: DANGEROUSLY ELIMINATED!!!!!!
NO!!! DAVE HANGS ON!!!!!!!!
Revelation grabs Dave by the throat from inside the ring as Dave stands on the apron...
CHOKE SLAM OFF THE APRON THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS'S TABLE!!!!!
Eliminated, Dave Dangerously
The fans go wild with the boos!!!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
PP7: COME ON!!!!!!
Lou runs down but Hawk punches him down to the ground, as Hawk, Dove, and Revelation approach Dave on the outside by the wreckage of the table. Scottie stands up, dropping his headset.
ScottiePP7: COME ON. YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH!
JS: You tell him, Scott!
Revelation SNAPS and grabs Scottie, IN DEFIANCE GALLOWS POLE ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!
Referees out to separate the mess, and EMTs down to assist Dangerously as The Kingdom remains in the ringside area, when suddenly ICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION HARRISON HITS THE RINGSIDE AREA, WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!!
JS: HARRISON!!! THE GLADIATOR, THE WARRIOR IS HERE!!!!!
Harrison chases off The Kingdom as they retreat through the crowd. EMTs remove Dave Dangerously and Lou and ScottiePP7 as a ring crew sets up a new announce table. Harrison uses the chair as a seat, joining Joey Styles at the announce table.
Harrison: YOU RUN, PUNKS!
JS: Well it looks as though I'm joined by the ICW World Heavyweight Champion now! Welcome.
Harrison: Thanks Joseph. Just wish it was under certain circumstances. I'd love to get my hands around The Kingdom and especially GENESIS' throats!
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”Chariots of Fire” hit, and out come The EMMF: Jeremy Knipe, ABVP, and ByrdX. The fans go wild for the EMMF!
JS: Here comes the EMMF as a collective unit here!!!
Harrison: This is the wackiest rumble...ever.
The EMMF enter the empty ring, and motion for competition, and the ICW gods provide:
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The fans go wild!!!!
JS: MYST IS HERE! MYST IS HERE!
Harrison: I smell trouble for these wacky EMMFers!
Myst hits the ring, CALL TO ASHLEY SUPERKICK TO THE HEART OF BYRDX, SENDING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!
Eliminated, ByrdX
He follows that up with a DARKNESS FROM WITHIN T-BONE SUPERPLEX TO KNIPE, OVER THE TOP ROPE HE GOES!!!
Eliminated, Jeremy Knipe
Myst then looks at the PREZ, ABVP...RUNNING SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR TO ABVP!!!
Harrison: Hell of a spear by the former ICW World Champion(that I beat for the belt originally)
Myst picks up ABVP over his head, tosses him over the top rope crashing into Knipe and ByrdX!!!
Eliminated, ABVP
MYST in the ring...
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
JS: MYST HAS ELIMINATED THE ENTIRE EMMF! WHAT A SHOWING BY THE DARK MACHINE!
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JS: Wolf in the Rumble!!!
Harrison: Where is he???
Myst looking at the entrance way, when suddenly from behind, he gets jumped by Wolf with a baseball bat shot to the back!
Myst turns around, BAT SHOT TO THE MIDSECTION OF MYST!
Harrison: That's one way to do it!!!
Myst down to one knee, Wolf lines Myst up for a big bat shot, Myst blocks it!!! Myst throws the bat to the side, and shoves Wolf down to the mat.
Wolf back up, THE POUNCE spear into Myst, knocking him down!
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Qpublic hits the ring, and goes after Wolf! Wolf with the swing of a right fist, Q Public spins Wolf around, GOES FOR THE PAYBACK STUNNER! Wolf slides away!
JS: HARDCORE VS. CLEANCORE HERE!!!
Harrison: QPublic looking great here!
Wolf goes for the bat, and grabs it, turning around to swing at Johnny Q, but Johnny grabs it, and kicks Wolf away!
QPublic holds the bat up, as the crowd cheers, and dumps it over the top rope, shaking his finger no. the crowd boos this act.
JS: QPublic taking care of that weapon...it doesn't mesh well with his Cleancore lifestyle!
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JS: An ICW legend, Warrior is here!!!
Warrior hits the ring, and immediately starts to brawl with QPublic. Lone Wolf and Myst slugging it out in the corner, before Wolf starts to try to eliminate Myst, but Myst is too strong, and holds on tight.
Harrison: QPublic and Warrior have had some run ins lately, due to the actions of ICW newcomer ACE.
JS: Yes, ACE Is the killer case, or maybe he is the place we're the helpful hardware folks IN ANY EVENT Warrior looking in better shape than he has in years!
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Hate hits the ring and stares down Warrior, who loses the attention off of Qpublic.
JS: Dude Hate and Warrior, one of the classic ICW feuds of all time!!!!!
Hate pushes Warrior, Warrior pushes back...SUDDENLY FROM BEHIND, QPUBLIC HITS ATONEMENT THE SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF DUDE HATE'S NECK! HATE GOES FORWARD, INTO WARRIOR, WHO GRABS THE HATED ONE AND TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!
Eliminated, Dude Hate
Warrior and QPublic continue to battle, Myst and Wolf still struggling for position on the other side.
JS: Dude Hate is gone! Thanks for joining us!
It's time once more in this hectic rumble...
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Harrison: X-Dude looking fierce!
JS: Looks like he has some sort of score to settle with Warrior, the ex EFWO alumnis are going at it!!!
Suddenly from down the ramp, ACE APPEARS, HE HOPS UP ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE AND GRABS QPUBLIC, QPUBLIC FIGHTS HIM OFF, ACE GOES CRASHING BACK DOWN TO THE MAT.
JS: ACE trying to get Qpublic's attention here in this Rumble!!!!
Harrison: Ace isn't old school just yet...he's got to prove himself!
QPublic turns his back, but Ace grabs Wolf's bat on the outside, and hops back up onto the apron, And CLOBBERS QPUBLIC IN THE BACK WITH THE BAT!!!!!
JS: WHAT A CHEAP SHOT BY ACE!!!!
QPublic goes down, as Ace stands on the apron. X-Dude whips Warrior into the ropes, he HITS ACE, AND THE COLLISION SENDS WARRIOR OVER THE TOP ROPE AS THEY BOTH FALL TO THE FLOOR!
Eliminated, The One True Warrior
Ace and Warrior lay on the ground, as X-Dude turns his attention to QPublic, stomping away, before tryin to help Wolf eliminate Myst.
JS: Ace and Warrior have had some sort of alignment here lately, but it's hard to say how this will affect that relationship!
Harrison: It was an accident, Joseph. Wrong place at the wrong time. Right place for X-Dude!
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“Sick of Life” by Godsmack hits, and out comes Sylver Morrigan to a great reaction from the fans.
Harrison: Morrigan out, can she make an impact here?
JS: She is the First Lady of Insanity, champ, she IS ICW!!!
Morrigan hits the ring, and goes toward QPublic but he is still out from the bat shot. She goes to help Wolf and X-Dude eliminate Myst, who still will not budge.
Harrison: Myst looking incredibly impressive here!!!
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“Past Tense, Future Perfect” by Paint it Black hits, and out comes Dan Hampton...but he puts on an Orion t-shirt...tonight he's once more ORION as “Orion” by Metallica plays!!!
JS: ORION! ORION HERE!!!
Orion enters the ring, and immediately goes to help Morrigan, as they, Wolf, and X-Dude manage to eliminate Myst in a combined effort!
Eliminated, Myst
After this, Wolf immediately starts to attack Morrigan, and X-Dude and Orion go at it!!!
JS: The monster has been eliminated!!!
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“Liebstod” by VNV Nation hits...
JS: Who's this going to be now???
The music plays, and out come LOS CONQUISTADORS as the fans cheer! Conquistador Uno, Conquistador Dos, they both hit the ring!
Uno goes after X-Dude and Orion,
Does goes after Wolf and Morrigan. QPublic slumping in the corner, trying to compose himself.
Harrison: The multi time ICW Tag Team Champs are in the house!!!
Wolf and Dos start to double team Morrigan now, as they both try to eliminate her.
X-Dude and Uno double team Orion, trying for the same effect here.
JS: Well, Los Conquistadors do count as two separate entries here, but they're working as a team! If it came down to the both of them, what would happen?
Harrison: This is competition, Joey! They'd take care of business!!!
Morrigan with a thumb to the eye of Wolf.
Orion with a thumb to the eye of X-Dude.
They both grab a conquistador...DOUBLE IRISH WHIP INTO A DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER, LOS CONQUISTADORS GO DOWN!!!!
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“Oops, I did it again” hits, and out comes Phil Flate down the aisle, as the fans boo and throw garbage and shit at him.
Harrison: Not THIS guy again!
JS: THE RETURNER! PHIL FLATE! THE RUMBLE KILLER! THE EFED KILLER HIMSELF!!!
Flate reluctantly enters the ring, and the entire contents of the ring, Morrigan, Wolf, QPublic, Orion, X-Dude, Los Conquistadors all yell out GTFO!!!!!!
Scared, Flate hops over the top rope and heads to the back.
Eliminated, Phil Flate
The fans cheer!!!
ICW,
ICW,
ICW!!!
JS: Well now that that is over with, we're down to the last entrant! Who could it be?
Harrison: I don't know, but number 30 is one lucky spot!!!
in the ring, Conquistadors are trying to sort everything out, as they both go to attack QPublic, who is on his feet. Wolf and Morrigan are tussling still, as are Orion and X-Dude.
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“The Ecstasy of Gold(RMX)” hits, as out comes Calvin Constantine to a great reaction from the crowd!
Harrison: Former ICW Champ, Constantine is here!
JS: FORGET THE INMATES, FORGET CALVIN SERAPHIM, FORGET DAN WILSON, FORGET SIMEON, HELL EVEN FORGET DAN FARRELL! THERE IS ONLY ONE...CALVIN CONSTANTINE!!!
Constantine hits the ring, and immediately dumps over WOLF AND MORRIGAN!
Eliminated, Lone Wolf
Eliminated, Sylver Morrigan
Constantine then heads towards X-Dude, and Orion, and FROM BEHIND, with the elimination!!!
Eliminated, X-Dude
Eliminated, Orion
The fans are going wild for Constantine!
JS: CALVIN CONSTANTINE PULLING AN AUSTIN HERE AND WITH THE TWO DOUBLE ELIMINATIONS, WE'RE DOWN TO THE FINAL FOUR!!!
Harrison: Constantine, QPublic, and Los Conquistadors!!!
Dos charges Constantine,
Uno charges QPublic,
DOUBLE BACK BODY DROPS OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!!
Eliminated, Conquistador Uno
Eliminated, Conquistador Dos
Constantine and QPublic stare each other down in the ring!!!
JS: AND JUST LIKE THAT, DOWN TO OUR FINAL TWO!!!
Constantine and QPublic lock up, collar elbow in the center of the ring...
From the back, once again comes ACE! Ace hops up onto the ring apron, and QPublic lets go of Constantine to go after Ace! QPublic knocks Ace down off the apron.
Harrison: SERIOUSLY?
JS: ACE WON'T STOP! HE WANTS TO SEND A MESSAGE TO ALL OF ICW!!!
Constantine charges QPublic from behind, looking to eliminate him!!!
JS: Johnny Q- look out!
Harrison: Constantine has this!!!
QPublic holds down the ring rope, and Constantine to the outside!!!!!!!!
JS: CONSTANTINE IS OUT!!!!!
Harrison: WAIT JOEY HE HANGS ON!!!
Constantine hangs on, only touching one foot to the floor.
Constantine up on the apron, but QPublic locks in PUBLIC DISGRACE, THE KATAHAJIME ON THE APRON, HE IS CHOKING OUT CONSTANTINE!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!!! TAZMISSION!!!!!
QPublic locks on the hold for a few seconds, before releasing, and pushing Constantine from behind, sending him off the apron and to the floor!!!
Eliminated, Calvin Constantine
QPublic with the arms in the air as the fans celebrate and the bell rings!!!
The Winner of the Old-School ICW Rumble, Johnny Q. Public
QPublic cannot celebrate for long, as Ace back in the ring, jumping him from behind.
JS: QPUBLIC WINS! THE CLEANCORE MASTER HAS WAIT ACE IS BACK!!
Harrison: Good lord! Let the guy have his moment!!!
QPublic comes back, boxing away on Ace!!!
Suddenly, LOS CONQUISTADORS back in the ring, taking out both Ace AND QPublic.
Harrison: The golden ones are back in there!!!
JS: We gotta get some order!!!
Ace and QPublic fight off Los Conquistadors here, but from through the crowd come HAWK AND DOVE followed by REVELATION!!!!
Harrison: Now what the hell???
Hawk with a spear to QPublic!!! Revelation with a CHOKESLAM TO ACE!!! Ace rolls out of the ring, as Los Conquistadors, Hawk and Dove, and Revelation all put the boots to Qpublic.
JS: Have the Conquistadors joined with The Kingdom here???
Harrison: This is a gang assault here! COME ON!!!
Revelation, with the help of Hawk, Dove, and Los Conquistadors, give a SUPER POWERBOMB to QPublic OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE FLOOR, CRASHING INTO ACE ON THE OUTSIDE!!!
The fans are booing here, as then Hawk, Dove, Revelation, and Los Conquistadors all put their arms in the air, and kneel down to one knee, as we see Genesis wheel out onto the ramp area in the wheelchair, clapping his hands, smiling and laughing.
Harrison: What the hell???
Harrison gets up from the announce table, and runs into the ring, the ICW Title belt falling off from around his waist in the process. Los Conquistadors immediately start to stomp kick and punch away on the champion, but he fights them off!!!
SPINEBUSTER TO CONQUISTADOR DOS!
SAXA BOTTOM TO CONQUISTADOR UNO!!!
the fans go wild!
JS: Harrison taking out the Kingdom...and Los Conquistadors...have they drank the kool aid too???
Harrison charges Hawk, ET TU, SPEAR TO HAWK!!!
Harrison up, but now Dove is in his face. SHE SLAPS HIM IN THE FACE!!!!
Harrison is going to SNAP!!!
JS: Don't do it, champ!
Harrison turns around into Revelation, CHOKESLAM TO THE CHAMPION! Revelation heads to the outside, as Hawk recovers and helps Dove roll Harrison to the outside.
They set up Harrison, and place him up high on Revelation's shoulders...TRIPLE POWER BOMB THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE ONTO HARRISON!!!
The table explodes around Harrison!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!! - {Styles loses audio at this point}
Conquistador Dos grabs the dropped ICW Title and hands it to Revelation, as he holds it high above his head. He then throws it down on Harrison, as Hawk and Dove congratulate Revelation, and then turn and shake hands with Los Conquistadors, as they all make their way up to the ramp stage area, joining Genesis who is still smiling. Revelation raises his arm in the air, followed by Conquistadors, and Hawk and Dove, before all dropping to one knee. Genesis is clapping, and he raises his arm in the air while still sitting in the wheel chair.
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