Post by Dave Dangerously on May 5, 2008 23:14:29 GMT -6
The Insane Rumble 5 did happen.
The Hardcore Icon Dave Dudley surprised the fans by being the first man eliminated from the Insane Rumble.
He walked off backstage, with no dignity.
The final two men were Icychiller and The Gladiator, Centurius Maximus.
The Gladiator clotheslines Icy over the top rope, winning The ICW World Heavyweight Championship.
Pomp and circumstance abound as confetti falls from the rafters.
Suddenly...MYST makes his way out!
Myst has the ICW World Heavyweight Championship in tow.
Myst says he is the true ICW champ. He challenges The Gladiator to a match right now for the title of the TRUE champ. If Myst loses, he leaves ICW forever.
The two go one on one.
The Emperor, Gladiator's manager, hits Myst with the ICW title.
Gladiator wins, and is still ICW Champion.
Just then, ICW Executive Committee CEO Mark McPhail hits the ring, and cites controversy. He states that Maximus is not the champion.
Just Jessica Hagan hits, and as the lead chairwoman of ICW she says McPhail is wrong.
The fans are in disarray.
She throws McPhail off of the stage, McPhail lands hard, bad. EMTs attend to him.
JJ Hagan claims that Maximus is the true champion. The Emperor and Maximus join her on stage. The Emperor hands her the ICW world title...and UNMASKS!
It's HEALIUS!!!!
The fans are puzzled.
Healius gets on the mic and says this was his master plan to wrest the ICW back to a more prestigious legacy, that of EWA.
JJ Hagan hits Healius with the title!
She says: "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE HAGAN!"
The Gladiator hits THE ENLIGHTENMENT on Healius on the stage!
JJ picks up "the emperor's" robe
JJ Hagan states that now she is in complete control of ICW.
The Bond Theme hits, and ScottiePP7 comes out.
Scottie claims that JJ is wrong. Scottie bought back all of ICW. The Twelve person executive committee is dissolved.
JJ Hagan laughs, claiming Scottie was the leader of the Twelve, all along.
Suddenly, THE HEY KID and REALLY CRAZY come out wielding steel chairs. It's THE HARDCORE REVOLUTION!
They knock out Gladiator and JJ Hagan. They tell Scottie we're even, and head to the back. Scottie takes the ICW title to the backstage area.
He leaves the arena, and tosses the ICW World Heavyweight Championship in a trashcan.
The last thing we see is Scottie walking off, saying "This is where you belong."
End transmission
The Hardcore Icon Dave Dudley surprised the fans by being the first man eliminated from the Insane Rumble.
He walked off backstage, with no dignity.
The final two men were Icychiller and The Gladiator, Centurius Maximus.
The Gladiator clotheslines Icy over the top rope, winning The ICW World Heavyweight Championship.
Pomp and circumstance abound as confetti falls from the rafters.
Suddenly...MYST makes his way out!
Myst has the ICW World Heavyweight Championship in tow.
Myst says he is the true ICW champ. He challenges The Gladiator to a match right now for the title of the TRUE champ. If Myst loses, he leaves ICW forever.
The two go one on one.
The Emperor, Gladiator's manager, hits Myst with the ICW title.
Gladiator wins, and is still ICW Champion.
Just then, ICW Executive Committee CEO Mark McPhail hits the ring, and cites controversy. He states that Maximus is not the champion.
Just Jessica Hagan hits, and as the lead chairwoman of ICW she says McPhail is wrong.
The fans are in disarray.
She throws McPhail off of the stage, McPhail lands hard, bad. EMTs attend to him.
JJ Hagan claims that Maximus is the true champion. The Emperor and Maximus join her on stage. The Emperor hands her the ICW world title...and UNMASKS!
It's HEALIUS!!!!
The fans are puzzled.
Healius gets on the mic and says this was his master plan to wrest the ICW back to a more prestigious legacy, that of EWA.
JJ Hagan hits Healius with the title!
She says: "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE HAGAN!"
The Gladiator hits THE ENLIGHTENMENT on Healius on the stage!
JJ picks up "the emperor's" robe
JJ Hagan states that now she is in complete control of ICW.
The Bond Theme hits, and ScottiePP7 comes out.
Scottie claims that JJ is wrong. Scottie bought back all of ICW. The Twelve person executive committee is dissolved.
JJ Hagan laughs, claiming Scottie was the leader of the Twelve, all along.
Suddenly, THE HEY KID and REALLY CRAZY come out wielding steel chairs. It's THE HARDCORE REVOLUTION!
They knock out Gladiator and JJ Hagan. They tell Scottie we're even, and head to the back. Scottie takes the ICW title to the backstage area.
He leaves the arena, and tosses the ICW World Heavyweight Championship in a trashcan.
The last thing we see is Scottie walking off, saying "This is where you belong."
End transmission