Post by Dave Dangerously on Dec 30, 2021 15:37:11 GMT -6
ICW The Return
Dave begins to teleport away, as a lightning bolt strikes from above, but suddenly, QPUBLIC SPEARS DANGEROUSLY OUT OF THE WAY!!! The energy discharge BLOWS THE WINDOWS OUT OF THE ROOM, AND A GIANT HOLE ON THE CEILING, EXPOSING THE TOP FLOOR ROOF!
Energy swirls around and it fires back up into the sky, crackling with it. Suddenly, the sky turns dark, and full of clouds. The wind picks up, and it starts to rain.
Papers fly around the decimated office building, as Dave stands up, only to see
QPublic: IT’S NOT OVER YET! IT’LL NEVER BE GAME OVER!
QPublic is holding the barbed wire wrapped steel chair, as Dave looks on, as the square each other up from across the room.
You can almost hear the bell sound.
Dave Dangerously: Let’s finish this, then.
Dave Dangerously lifts his fists in a fighting stance, as does QPublic, as the lightning strikes and the thunder cracks…
QPublic throws the chair at Dave, but he deflects it. Dave and QPublic lock up, collar and elbow tie up. The rain begins to beat down upon them, as lightning cracks the sky and thunder roars from above.
Johnny works Dave into a wristlock, but Dave spins out of it, into a hammerlock on QPublic. Dangerously backs QPublic into a piece of the wall that is still standing, and slams his face into it. Johnny stands there for a moment, jumps up, grabs onto a fixture on the wall, and hits Dave with a reverse headscissors, spinning Dangerously across the room!
Dave stands up, wipes the rain off his face, and charges towards QPublic. Johnny hits Dangerously with a drop toe hold into one of Scottie’s office chairs, the chair goes flying out of the room and into the air, falling to the ground below.
Johnny then locks in a STF on Dave, grinding away at the knee and neck of Dangerously. Dave rolls over and elbows QPublic in the ribs, releasing the hold. Dave gets up and picks up one of the other office chairs, and throws it into Johnny’s face. QPublic mostly deflects the chair, but Dangerously follows up with a super kick directly to Johnny’s face!
Lightning strikes a piece of the corner of the roof that is still standing, as a huge gust of wind blows through, blowing out a lot of papers that have been swirling around, as well as some of the remaining wall – mounted items, such as pictures and other framed or hanging items. Dave begins to go for the door, but QPublic grabs him from behind, locking him in a full nelson hold, and swinging him back in a dragon suplex!
Dave rolls through, but QPublic gets up at the same time and greets him in the face with a RUNNING KNEE STRIKE! Dave looks fazed!
QPublic then starts to hit Dave in the face with some lefts and rights, showing off his boxing skills. Johnny rears back for another knee strike, but Dave ducks out of the way, QPublic goes right past him! Before Dangerously can get to his feet, QPublic hits Dave with the ATONEMENT SUPER KICK, RIGHT TO THE BACK OF DANGEROUSLY’S HEAD!
Dave goes face down, as QPublic stops to take a moment to rest.
QPublic: What did you do, Dave? Why was Scottie so afraid? Why did he pay me to put you down? What is it you’re trying to accomplish?
Dave turns around, and gets to one knee, as the rain pours down on them both
Dave Dangerously: I’m trying to end this!
QPublic: End what?
Dave Dangerously: This cycle of destruction! The insanity! It has to end, we have to destroy it to make something new. I found out the secret Johnny, the secret of the twelve, I learned so many things, I know that to begin again, I had to destroy what came before.
QPublic: How are you going to do that? By throwing Scottie out of a window? You KILLED HIM, man! Is that how you change things?
Dave Dangerously: No, that is how I change things.
Dave points to the sky, where in a massive swirling storm, rests a large portal of light much like the ones he was seen stepping through as he traveled through various points in time.
Dave Dangerously: I’m controlling the future of ICW now!
QPublic: The future? Who are you kidding, man? There IS NO Insane Championship Wrestling!
Dave Dangerously: There will ALWAYS BE an ICW!!!
Dave lunges towards QPublic, but Johnny kicks him in the gut, and hits Dangerously with the PAYBACK stunner!!!
Dave goes face down, and Johnny stands over him.
QPublic: No, it’s over. You’re over, man. I’ll end ICW if I have to. If you want the Insanity stopped, let the king of cleancore end it. Let old school reign supreme. You were always just a hardcore washout anyway. You were always just that damn Dudley that couldn’t make it without having to control the narrative yourself. I earned everything I got! And you?
QPublic kicks Dangerously in the ribs, as he still lies face down
QPublic: YOU schemed and manipulated your way to the top. If ANYONE deserved the fame and glory in ICW, it’s me! It’s always been me!
QPublic leans in, and locks in his version of the Katahajime, the DISGRACE!!!
He picks Dave up and drags him towards where one of the walls has collapsed, and the entire side of the room is exposed.
QPublic: GIVE UP! GIVE UP! DON’T MAKE ME END YOUR NARRATIVE!!!
QPublic drags Dangerously towards the edge more, applying pressure, as Dave tries to grasp something to escape…
QPublic: If you won’t give up, I’ll throw you over! Say hello to Scottie for me! Tell him I’ll be sure to cash the check! ICW is through, my friend! Do you hear me? INSANE CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING IS DEAD!
Just then, the storm begins to intensify. Johnny Q Public looks up as the storm swirls and the portal in the sky glows more brightly. The rain begins to intensify, and we hear thunder rumblings and see several lightning strikes.
A buzzing can be heard, and the sky begins to shake…
Dangerously wiggles out of the DISGRACE, and hits the 4D!!! THE DAVE DANGEROUSLY DEATH DROP!!! QPublic bounces up from the impact –
JUST AS A MASSIVE LIGHTNING STRIKE COMES DOWN FROM THE PORTAL, HITTING QPUBLIC DIRECTLY!!!!
HE BEGINS TO SHAKE, AS DANGEROUSLY WATCHES FROM ACROSS THE ROOM!
QPUBLIC WRITHES IN PAIN, AS THE ELECTRICITY SHOOTS THROUGH HIS BODY!
THE LIGHTNING STOPS, AND QPUBLIC IS CHARRED, SMOKING, STANDING ON THE EDGE OF THE EXPOSED WALL!
Dave Dangerously: Testify.
Dave hits a SUPERKICK TO QPUBLIC’S FACE, AND HE GOES FLYING OVER THE EDGE, FALLING TO THE GROUND BELOW!!!!!!
We do not see QPublic in the aftermath, but he falled far enough away from the ledge to assume that he could not have hung on.
Dave gets back up to his feet, and looks down briefly, and then turns back and walks towards the middle of the room.
Dave Dangerously: It’s time to set things straight. I control the narrative. I have, and I always will…who better?
Dave summons the portal energy, as the portal in the sky expands even further, enveloping the sky, the building, Dave, everything in bright blinding light…
The light fades away, and we see a shot of a sunny day in New York city.
Traffic is bustling, and a man steps out of a building onto the street.
That man is Dave Dangerously. He is wearing business casual, slacks and a buttoned up long sleeve shirt, as he begins to hail a cab…
Dave Dangerously: TAXI! TAXI!
A taxi stops, and Dave gets in
Cab driver: Where to?
Dave Dangerously: Madison Square Garden. I’ve got an appointment to see about booking the venue.
The cab pulls away
cab driver: Very good sir, you are a promoter then yes?
Dave Dangerously: Something like that. I’m meeting some of the shareholders, they’re the ones who are going to promote the show, I’m just the CEO and talent.
cab driver: Oh wow, that is impressive sir. It is good for you then yes no?
Dave Dangerously: Business? Yeah, I guess so. Being a wrestler is tough.
cab driver: Oh very good sir, you know I wanted to be a wrestler in my day ooh yes but my family back in India forbade it no no they said I must become doctor or attorney but look at me I am cab driver you know? Oh no no I always wanted to be wrestler.
Dave Dangerously: Well, I know some trainers, we could get you started. It’s not too late.
cab driver: Oh it would be an honor sir but I have tried out before, and this would be the 3RD AND FINAL time I could possibly try.
Dave Dangerously: Well, if you don’t try, you never know. This is my stop.
The cab stops, and Dave leans up to pay the fare. He notices a cat in the front seat with the driver.
Dave Dangerously: Here you go, and here is a card for some trainers, have a try out some time. Cute cat. What’s it’s name?
cab driver: Oh I thank you very much, the cat’s name is Dino yes Dino the cat! What is your name good sir?
Dave Dangerously: Dudley. DANGEROUS DAVE DUDLEY. But you can call me Triple D (DDD).
cab driver: Oh, I like that very much thank you yes you are a very good man yes very good man indeed.
Dave steps out of the car, and walks up to where some of the people he is meeting are waiting.
DDD: All right, guys! Are you ready?
waiting for Dangerous Dave Dudley are the ICW executive committee: Dan Farrell, Mark McPhail, and Lou E. Dangerously…they walk up to Dave excited, and shaking his hand.
Lou E. Dangerously: Testify my brother!
Mark McPhail: Good to see you Trips! I hope the world is excited for our announcement.
Dan Farrell: You know, I once thought that I’d launch my own wrestling company some day, but never though we’d be launching once again at the MSG!
DDD: You were going to start your company, huh?
Dan Farrell: Yeah, I thought about it once…me and this other guy…named Dan, actually…but I dunno, I just thought it would be too much work.
DDD: I’m sure that was for the best!
Suddenly, a woman in a business suit comes walking up, excitedly…
Woman: You! It IS you!!!
DDD: Excuse me?
Lou E. Dangerously: Triple D, do we need to handle this for you?
Woman: Sorry to interrupt, but after all of these years, it is you! I can’t believe it!
DDD: Do I know you?
Woman: Many years ago…it was YOU! You helped me with…a hard decision…I was with child and…
DDD: Mrs. Bastarde?
Mrs. Bastarde: Yes! It is me, Linda Bastarde, and I got to say, you haven’t aged a bit!
DDD: Well, what can I say…
Mark McPhail: You know her, boss?
Mrs. Bastarde: Years ago this fine man gave me some of the best advice I’ve ever had. And now look at me, I am a financial advisor for a Fortune 500 company, an immigrant living the American dream!
DDD: Well, that just goes to show you what relieving a giant piece of crap can do for you.
Mrs. Bastarde: Absolutely! Flushing that bastarde was the best thing I have ever done!
DDD: Glad to hear it. The world is definitely much better without that bastarde running around.
Mrs. Bastarde: Yep! Welp, seeya later!
The woman walks off, skipping because she isn’t releated to a piece of trash
Dan Farrell: Well, it’s time, they’re going to put it out on the marquee!
DDD: Here we go guys, let’s get dangerous!
DDD: To infinity…
Lou E. Dangerously, Mark McPhail, Dan Farrell: AND BEYOND!!!!
the ICW executive team enjoy their reveal as the scene fades away…
EPILOGUE:
the camera fades into a view of a makeshift camp area, at night. It is lit by several fires, some of them in barrels.
The camera moves throughout to show homeless folks in tents, or huddling around the fires, drinking out of bottles with paper bags.
These unfortunate souls are just trying to do what they can to survive.
The camera zooms into show a man watching a battery powered TV, black and white, cracked screen, on a wooden crate. The channel flickers and changes:
More information today on the arrest of one of the capitol rioters. Jeff Watson was arrested today on several counts of trespassing and an act of terrorism. Here he can be seen leading a charge though the senate halls chanting “YOU TOOK OUR LAND, WE’RE TAKING IT BACK”! Jeff Watson, of course, a former wrestler who after getting injured and falling into a coma, was never able to recover enough to come back and perform, and lost his career, eventually turning to running a extremist website for many years. White Hatin’ Watson dot com was seized by the FBI today as well, where it was discovered that this site housed many pictures of white blonde women that he secretly stalked. More on this as it develops.
The channel changes
Boxing star Johnny Q. Public is premiering his own line of "old school IPA" beers this week. The boxing sensation also appeared at the ESPYs, with new girlfriend in tow. On the red carpet he stated that he's considering retiring from boxing, and wants to persue a NEW challenge...
the channel changes
ICW enterprises inc reports new growth this week, injected by a huge investment from an unknown source. An anonymous donation attributed to a rise in value for the company, who is getting ready to announce a return to business as a rebrand, changing their promotion’s name to INFINITE Championship Wrestling. The former Insane Championship Wrestling brand was a top company in the early 2000s which then saw a resurgence in the early 2010s. They recently acquired a company known as Pearson industries, although there is actually no record of that company ever doing business, it had a net worth of 1.2 billion dollars.
A man starts shouting, as the camera cuts to a group of vagrants around a fire…
Man: That is what I’m talking about! That is what I’ve been trying to tell you! That was me! I had that money! That was my company!
Other homeless man: Yeah, yeah we know. You had all of that money and it was taken away from you, and you have no idea how you even lost it or got here.
Man: That’s right! Something…happened. I don’t really…I can’t…
Other homeless man: Come now man, have a drink, it will relax you, I got some scotch. It ain’t a martini, but hey it will do the job!
Man: A mar…tini?
Other homeless man: Yeah, now relax, and tell us another story about your crazy life, right? Hey everyone, who wants to hear another of Scottie’s stories about his rich days???
homeless people: groaning…uh…sure!
Man: You make fun of me, but you’ll see…
The man walks away from the group, to his shopping cart…he rummages through a bag and produces something shiny…
It is a golden gun, glimmering with the fire’s reflection…
EPILOGUE TWO:
the camera pans away from the man with the golden gun, to an alley way nearby…the night sky begins to light up with lightning strikes, as a distant rumble can be heard…a figure slips and falls into a wall in the alley way, crashing into some boxes…the camera zooms in on him, as he begins to speak:
Man: I made it…I…survived…
the lightning begins to intensify, as the man stands up, he is wearing a trenchcoat and has long hair, and a long beard. He looks very dirty.
Man: In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.
And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light.
God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness.
God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.
The lightning intensifies even more, as it lights up the man’s face, as he turns towards the camera directly…
Man: It is the dawn of a NEW day…the light has returned. Prepare to witness…
GENESIS.
end transmission
Chapter Six:
Infinity War
Infinity War
Dave begins to teleport away, as a lightning bolt strikes from above, but suddenly, QPUBLIC SPEARS DANGEROUSLY OUT OF THE WAY!!! The energy discharge BLOWS THE WINDOWS OUT OF THE ROOM, AND A GIANT HOLE ON THE CEILING, EXPOSING THE TOP FLOOR ROOF!
Energy swirls around and it fires back up into the sky, crackling with it. Suddenly, the sky turns dark, and full of clouds. The wind picks up, and it starts to rain.
Papers fly around the decimated office building, as Dave stands up, only to see
QPublic: IT’S NOT OVER YET! IT’LL NEVER BE GAME OVER!
QPublic is holding the barbed wire wrapped steel chair, as Dave looks on, as the square each other up from across the room.
You can almost hear the bell sound.
Dave Dangerously: Let’s finish this, then.
Dave Dangerously lifts his fists in a fighting stance, as does QPublic, as the lightning strikes and the thunder cracks…
QPublic throws the chair at Dave, but he deflects it. Dave and QPublic lock up, collar and elbow tie up. The rain begins to beat down upon them, as lightning cracks the sky and thunder roars from above.
Johnny works Dave into a wristlock, but Dave spins out of it, into a hammerlock on QPublic. Dangerously backs QPublic into a piece of the wall that is still standing, and slams his face into it. Johnny stands there for a moment, jumps up, grabs onto a fixture on the wall, and hits Dave with a reverse headscissors, spinning Dangerously across the room!
Dave stands up, wipes the rain off his face, and charges towards QPublic. Johnny hits Dangerously with a drop toe hold into one of Scottie’s office chairs, the chair goes flying out of the room and into the air, falling to the ground below.
Johnny then locks in a STF on Dave, grinding away at the knee and neck of Dangerously. Dave rolls over and elbows QPublic in the ribs, releasing the hold. Dave gets up and picks up one of the other office chairs, and throws it into Johnny’s face. QPublic mostly deflects the chair, but Dangerously follows up with a super kick directly to Johnny’s face!
Lightning strikes a piece of the corner of the roof that is still standing, as a huge gust of wind blows through, blowing out a lot of papers that have been swirling around, as well as some of the remaining wall – mounted items, such as pictures and other framed or hanging items. Dave begins to go for the door, but QPublic grabs him from behind, locking him in a full nelson hold, and swinging him back in a dragon suplex!
Dave rolls through, but QPublic gets up at the same time and greets him in the face with a RUNNING KNEE STRIKE! Dave looks fazed!
QPublic then starts to hit Dave in the face with some lefts and rights, showing off his boxing skills. Johnny rears back for another knee strike, but Dave ducks out of the way, QPublic goes right past him! Before Dangerously can get to his feet, QPublic hits Dave with the ATONEMENT SUPER KICK, RIGHT TO THE BACK OF DANGEROUSLY’S HEAD!
Dave goes face down, as QPublic stops to take a moment to rest.
QPublic: What did you do, Dave? Why was Scottie so afraid? Why did he pay me to put you down? What is it you’re trying to accomplish?
Dave turns around, and gets to one knee, as the rain pours down on them both
Dave Dangerously: I’m trying to end this!
QPublic: End what?
Dave Dangerously: This cycle of destruction! The insanity! It has to end, we have to destroy it to make something new. I found out the secret Johnny, the secret of the twelve, I learned so many things, I know that to begin again, I had to destroy what came before.
QPublic: How are you going to do that? By throwing Scottie out of a window? You KILLED HIM, man! Is that how you change things?
Dave Dangerously: No, that is how I change things.
Dave points to the sky, where in a massive swirling storm, rests a large portal of light much like the ones he was seen stepping through as he traveled through various points in time.
Dave Dangerously: I’m controlling the future of ICW now!
QPublic: The future? Who are you kidding, man? There IS NO Insane Championship Wrestling!
Dave Dangerously: There will ALWAYS BE an ICW!!!
Dave lunges towards QPublic, but Johnny kicks him in the gut, and hits Dangerously with the PAYBACK stunner!!!
Dave goes face down, and Johnny stands over him.
QPublic: No, it’s over. You’re over, man. I’ll end ICW if I have to. If you want the Insanity stopped, let the king of cleancore end it. Let old school reign supreme. You were always just a hardcore washout anyway. You were always just that damn Dudley that couldn’t make it without having to control the narrative yourself. I earned everything I got! And you?
QPublic kicks Dangerously in the ribs, as he still lies face down
QPublic: YOU schemed and manipulated your way to the top. If ANYONE deserved the fame and glory in ICW, it’s me! It’s always been me!
QPublic leans in, and locks in his version of the Katahajime, the DISGRACE!!!
He picks Dave up and drags him towards where one of the walls has collapsed, and the entire side of the room is exposed.
QPublic: GIVE UP! GIVE UP! DON’T MAKE ME END YOUR NARRATIVE!!!
QPublic drags Dangerously towards the edge more, applying pressure, as Dave tries to grasp something to escape…
QPublic: If you won’t give up, I’ll throw you over! Say hello to Scottie for me! Tell him I’ll be sure to cash the check! ICW is through, my friend! Do you hear me? INSANE CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING IS DEAD!
Just then, the storm begins to intensify. Johnny Q Public looks up as the storm swirls and the portal in the sky glows more brightly. The rain begins to intensify, and we hear thunder rumblings and see several lightning strikes.
A buzzing can be heard, and the sky begins to shake…
Dangerously wiggles out of the DISGRACE, and hits the 4D!!! THE DAVE DANGEROUSLY DEATH DROP!!! QPublic bounces up from the impact –
JUST AS A MASSIVE LIGHTNING STRIKE COMES DOWN FROM THE PORTAL, HITTING QPUBLIC DIRECTLY!!!!
HE BEGINS TO SHAKE, AS DANGEROUSLY WATCHES FROM ACROSS THE ROOM!
QPUBLIC WRITHES IN PAIN, AS THE ELECTRICITY SHOOTS THROUGH HIS BODY!
THE LIGHTNING STOPS, AND QPUBLIC IS CHARRED, SMOKING, STANDING ON THE EDGE OF THE EXPOSED WALL!
Dave Dangerously: Testify.
Dave hits a SUPERKICK TO QPUBLIC’S FACE, AND HE GOES FLYING OVER THE EDGE, FALLING TO THE GROUND BELOW!!!!!!
We do not see QPublic in the aftermath, but he falled far enough away from the ledge to assume that he could not have hung on.
Dave gets back up to his feet, and looks down briefly, and then turns back and walks towards the middle of the room.
Dave Dangerously: It’s time to set things straight. I control the narrative. I have, and I always will…who better?
Dave summons the portal energy, as the portal in the sky expands even further, enveloping the sky, the building, Dave, everything in bright blinding light…
The light fades away, and we see a shot of a sunny day in New York city.
Traffic is bustling, and a man steps out of a building onto the street.
That man is Dave Dangerously. He is wearing business casual, slacks and a buttoned up long sleeve shirt, as he begins to hail a cab…
Dave Dangerously: TAXI! TAXI!
A taxi stops, and Dave gets in
Cab driver: Where to?
Dave Dangerously: Madison Square Garden. I’ve got an appointment to see about booking the venue.
The cab pulls away
cab driver: Very good sir, you are a promoter then yes?
Dave Dangerously: Something like that. I’m meeting some of the shareholders, they’re the ones who are going to promote the show, I’m just the CEO and talent.
cab driver: Oh wow, that is impressive sir. It is good for you then yes no?
Dave Dangerously: Business? Yeah, I guess so. Being a wrestler is tough.
cab driver: Oh very good sir, you know I wanted to be a wrestler in my day ooh yes but my family back in India forbade it no no they said I must become doctor or attorney but look at me I am cab driver you know? Oh no no I always wanted to be wrestler.
Dave Dangerously: Well, I know some trainers, we could get you started. It’s not too late.
cab driver: Oh it would be an honor sir but I have tried out before, and this would be the 3RD AND FINAL time I could possibly try.
Dave Dangerously: Well, if you don’t try, you never know. This is my stop.
The cab stops, and Dave leans up to pay the fare. He notices a cat in the front seat with the driver.
Dave Dangerously: Here you go, and here is a card for some trainers, have a try out some time. Cute cat. What’s it’s name?
cab driver: Oh I thank you very much, the cat’s name is Dino yes Dino the cat! What is your name good sir?
Dave Dangerously: Dudley. DANGEROUS DAVE DUDLEY. But you can call me Triple D (DDD).
cab driver: Oh, I like that very much thank you yes you are a very good man yes very good man indeed.
Dave steps out of the car, and walks up to where some of the people he is meeting are waiting.
DDD: All right, guys! Are you ready?
waiting for Dangerous Dave Dudley are the ICW executive committee: Dan Farrell, Mark McPhail, and Lou E. Dangerously…they walk up to Dave excited, and shaking his hand.
Lou E. Dangerously: Testify my brother!
Mark McPhail: Good to see you Trips! I hope the world is excited for our announcement.
Dan Farrell: You know, I once thought that I’d launch my own wrestling company some day, but never though we’d be launching once again at the MSG!
DDD: You were going to start your company, huh?
Dan Farrell: Yeah, I thought about it once…me and this other guy…named Dan, actually…but I dunno, I just thought it would be too much work.
DDD: I’m sure that was for the best!
Suddenly, a woman in a business suit comes walking up, excitedly…
Woman: You! It IS you!!!
DDD: Excuse me?
Lou E. Dangerously: Triple D, do we need to handle this for you?
Woman: Sorry to interrupt, but after all of these years, it is you! I can’t believe it!
DDD: Do I know you?
Woman: Many years ago…it was YOU! You helped me with…a hard decision…I was with child and…
DDD: Mrs. Bastarde?
Mrs. Bastarde: Yes! It is me, Linda Bastarde, and I got to say, you haven’t aged a bit!
DDD: Well, what can I say…
Mark McPhail: You know her, boss?
Mrs. Bastarde: Years ago this fine man gave me some of the best advice I’ve ever had. And now look at me, I am a financial advisor for a Fortune 500 company, an immigrant living the American dream!
DDD: Well, that just goes to show you what relieving a giant piece of crap can do for you.
Mrs. Bastarde: Absolutely! Flushing that bastarde was the best thing I have ever done!
DDD: Glad to hear it. The world is definitely much better without that bastarde running around.
Mrs. Bastarde: Yep! Welp, seeya later!
The woman walks off, skipping because she isn’t releated to a piece of trash
Dan Farrell: Well, it’s time, they’re going to put it out on the marquee!
DDD: Here we go guys, let’s get dangerous!
COMING SOON TO MSG:
ICW
RETURNS!
GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!
INFINITE CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING
ICW
RETURNS!
GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!
INFINITE CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING
DDD: To infinity…
Lou E. Dangerously, Mark McPhail, Dan Farrell: AND BEYOND!!!!
the ICW executive team enjoy their reveal as the scene fades away…
EPILOGUE:
the camera fades into a view of a makeshift camp area, at night. It is lit by several fires, some of them in barrels.
The camera moves throughout to show homeless folks in tents, or huddling around the fires, drinking out of bottles with paper bags.
These unfortunate souls are just trying to do what they can to survive.
The camera zooms into show a man watching a battery powered TV, black and white, cracked screen, on a wooden crate. The channel flickers and changes:
More information today on the arrest of one of the capitol rioters. Jeff Watson was arrested today on several counts of trespassing and an act of terrorism. Here he can be seen leading a charge though the senate halls chanting “YOU TOOK OUR LAND, WE’RE TAKING IT BACK”! Jeff Watson, of course, a former wrestler who after getting injured and falling into a coma, was never able to recover enough to come back and perform, and lost his career, eventually turning to running a extremist website for many years. White Hatin’ Watson dot com was seized by the FBI today as well, where it was discovered that this site housed many pictures of white blonde women that he secretly stalked. More on this as it develops.
The channel changes
Boxing star Johnny Q. Public is premiering his own line of "old school IPA" beers this week. The boxing sensation also appeared at the ESPYs, with new girlfriend in tow. On the red carpet he stated that he's considering retiring from boxing, and wants to persue a NEW challenge...
the channel changes
ICW enterprises inc reports new growth this week, injected by a huge investment from an unknown source. An anonymous donation attributed to a rise in value for the company, who is getting ready to announce a return to business as a rebrand, changing their promotion’s name to INFINITE Championship Wrestling. The former Insane Championship Wrestling brand was a top company in the early 2000s which then saw a resurgence in the early 2010s. They recently acquired a company known as Pearson industries, although there is actually no record of that company ever doing business, it had a net worth of 1.2 billion dollars.
A man starts shouting, as the camera cuts to a group of vagrants around a fire…
Man: That is what I’m talking about! That is what I’ve been trying to tell you! That was me! I had that money! That was my company!
Other homeless man: Yeah, yeah we know. You had all of that money and it was taken away from you, and you have no idea how you even lost it or got here.
Man: That’s right! Something…happened. I don’t really…I can’t…
Other homeless man: Come now man, have a drink, it will relax you, I got some scotch. It ain’t a martini, but hey it will do the job!
Man: A mar…tini?
Other homeless man: Yeah, now relax, and tell us another story about your crazy life, right? Hey everyone, who wants to hear another of Scottie’s stories about his rich days???
homeless people: groaning…uh…sure!
Man: You make fun of me, but you’ll see…
The man walks away from the group, to his shopping cart…he rummages through a bag and produces something shiny…
It is a golden gun, glimmering with the fire’s reflection…
EPILOGUE TWO:
the camera pans away from the man with the golden gun, to an alley way nearby…the night sky begins to light up with lightning strikes, as a distant rumble can be heard…a figure slips and falls into a wall in the alley way, crashing into some boxes…the camera zooms in on him, as he begins to speak:
Man: I made it…I…survived…
the lightning begins to intensify, as the man stands up, he is wearing a trenchcoat and has long hair, and a long beard. He looks very dirty.
Man: In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.
And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light.
God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness.
God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.
The lightning intensifies even more, as it lights up the man’s face, as he turns towards the camera directly…
Man: It is the dawn of a NEW day…the light has returned. Prepare to witness…
GENESIS.
end transmission
ICW:
INFINITE CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING.
THE RETURN
INFINITE CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING.
THE RETURN