Post by Dave Dangerously on May 13, 2008 19:06:39 GMT -6
Name: Hey Kid.....
The Original Hardcore Icon
Height: 5'11
Weight: 173 lb..
Appearance: NJ Straight Edge T-shirt with a sXe logo on the front. �On the back it say's "Hardcore Pride." �Wear's camouflage shorts and old school Nike shoes. �Hair is shaved with no facial hair at all. �
Wrestling Style: Cruserwieght/Hardcore. Is a face and could be compared to such faces as the Dudley Boy's. �
Finisher:
Hardcore Matches - "Against All Odds" - Shooting Star Press onto his opponent that is on a table. �
Regular Matches - "Out Of Order" Does a flip off the top turnbuckle and lands a leg drop onto opponent
Entrance: �Quote comes on the speakers. �"You See it's not the blood you spill that gets you what you want. �It's the blood you share. �Your family, your friends, your community. �These are the most valuable things a man should have" �Then Hatebreeds, "Before Dishonor" �plays. Depending on the match, Kid sometimes goes into the crowd like the Sandman and has a super long entrance. Other times he runs to the ring and starts the match quickly.
Music: Hatebreed - "Before Dishonor"
Favorite Lines: "I'll never fucking live like you, I'll never live like the people I fucking hate. �I'll put a bullet in my fucking head before I live like the people I Fucking Hate!" (from Blood for Blood's - "Wasted Youth Crew")
"That's not just the coolest, that's not just the best, that's fucking hardcore in the head!"
He also interrupt's his opponents in the middle of talking and calmly says, "fuck you"
"You can suck my substandard Irish Package!"
Booking:
Helped create and was the first ever booker of EFWO
Booked for ICW in its early stages
Wrote matches and LiveWire type shows for LWN
LWN Title History:
2 time LWN Hardcore Champion
2 time LWN Tagpost Champion
LWN History- (There is so much im gonna forget most of it. If I get something wrong, correct me!)
Kid debuted in the LWN about two years ago. �He was mostly a scrub with undercard matches. �He managed to obtain the tagpost titles only to lose them 2 weeks later. �After a few months of pure losing, Kid stepped up his career and started a life saving feud with BIKER! �Kid retired Biker's career in LWN and began his bright but unclear future. �He won the hardcore title but lost it the next night.
Later, Hey Kid joined the Southern Gentlemen. �Kid became a top mid carder with Hoyakillah and Healuis. �But soon after words the Southern Gentlemen turned on Kid and broke his leg. �Hey Kid was out for a good few months.
On his return, he competed multiple hardcore matches and kept his grudge against the Southern Gentlemen, especially Hoyakillah. �Hey Kid started a long feud with Y2A Andrew Leigh. �The two men who hated each other so much were put in a tag match's together until they were ready till kill one another. �At the ppv, Hey Kid and Y2A had one of the greatest Hardcore Titles matches in LWN history with Kid getting his 2nd Hardcore Title. �
Soon after words, Hey Kid and Really Crazy formed the Hardcore Revolution. �Just as Kid dropped the hardcore title to phreak after about a 2 month reign, he won his 2nd tagpost title with Crazy. �Kid and Crazy became the anarchy of LWN. �After a few months of holding the belts, the Revolution dropped them to Healuis and Y2A. �
But not to long after that was Hey Kid's greatest achievement of his career. �On an edition of NitRAW, Hey Kid took on his greatest rival, Hoyakillah. �Hey Kid won his greatest match to this date that night.
The Hardcore Revolution continued its reign of terror in LWN. �So much that they were threatened to be banned several times! �But then Kid and Crazy to it so far that they were banned from the LWN E-fed for history. �Here is why they were banned...
........
Hey is shown in is front lawn with his friends Adam the Animal and Scottie.. All three men are chugging back beer while listening to the local radio show.
Hey Kid: You know what...F*ck it! LWN wants me to do this F***ing promo for them! Im tired of this f*cking cameraman following me everywhere I go!
Camera Man: Sorry sir..I'll leave.
Hey Kid: no no no...I'll give them a ****ing promo!
Kid scratches is nuts.
Hey Kid: Aight...LWN..you wanna f*** with my whole career huh? All these bookers say they'll give me pushes...all of them...What do I get, Matches with d***heads like Phreak! Who the f***wants to wrestle that homo?
Kid drinks the last of his beer and throws it on the ground.
Hey Kid: Bookers can suck my d***! These new bookers in the LWN can suck my D***, Old bookers can suck my d***, all these newbies that havnt paid dues can suck my d***!
Scott: Yo...tell the people about the world title thingy.
Hey Kid: aight...check it, you ever notice that once a fella becomes a booker he wins a title? Look at ****in Y2Asshole! That b**** has got that damn title..that sorry excuse for a gimmick Wombie! Healuis....I mean for real...These cats SUCK! When I booker Insane Championship Wrestling I didn't give myself the World Title. Infact...the first day in office, I dropped the World Title to Dave Dudley! In E-fed World Order..I won the World Title once and gave it up the next day..just for a f*cking storyline! And when I take Insane Championship Wrestling over again you wont be seeing me where all the gold!
Adam: For Real!!!
Hey Kid: And LWN...what you did to Marc and I was wrong...and you will F***ing pay!!! Now turn that ****ing thing off bit...
Camera shuts off
...............
Hey Kid is pissed he didn't get any CyberSlammys, especially not getting most improved wrestler!
Also is pissed that Dave Dudley continues to use Hey Kid's name, "Hardcore Icon".
Fuck You Dave...Go listen to korn you fucking pussy. �straight edge hardcore is where it's at!
Kid will also never forget hoyakillah...he will never forget him....
EWA is about to get.... really..... crazy.......
The Original Hardcore Icon
Height: 5'11
Weight: 173 lb..
Appearance: NJ Straight Edge T-shirt with a sXe logo on the front. �On the back it say's "Hardcore Pride." �Wear's camouflage shorts and old school Nike shoes. �Hair is shaved with no facial hair at all. �
Wrestling Style: Cruserwieght/Hardcore. Is a face and could be compared to such faces as the Dudley Boy's. �
Finisher:
Hardcore Matches - "Against All Odds" - Shooting Star Press onto his opponent that is on a table. �
Regular Matches - "Out Of Order" Does a flip off the top turnbuckle and lands a leg drop onto opponent
Entrance: �Quote comes on the speakers. �"You See it's not the blood you spill that gets you what you want. �It's the blood you share. �Your family, your friends, your community. �These are the most valuable things a man should have" �Then Hatebreeds, "Before Dishonor" �plays. Depending on the match, Kid sometimes goes into the crowd like the Sandman and has a super long entrance. Other times he runs to the ring and starts the match quickly.
Music: Hatebreed - "Before Dishonor"
Favorite Lines: "I'll never fucking live like you, I'll never live like the people I fucking hate. �I'll put a bullet in my fucking head before I live like the people I Fucking Hate!" (from Blood for Blood's - "Wasted Youth Crew")
"That's not just the coolest, that's not just the best, that's fucking hardcore in the head!"
He also interrupt's his opponents in the middle of talking and calmly says, "fuck you"
"You can suck my substandard Irish Package!"
Booking:
Helped create and was the first ever booker of EFWO
Booked for ICW in its early stages
Wrote matches and LiveWire type shows for LWN
LWN Title History:
2 time LWN Hardcore Champion
2 time LWN Tagpost Champion
LWN History- (There is so much im gonna forget most of it. If I get something wrong, correct me!)
Kid debuted in the LWN about two years ago. �He was mostly a scrub with undercard matches. �He managed to obtain the tagpost titles only to lose them 2 weeks later. �After a few months of pure losing, Kid stepped up his career and started a life saving feud with BIKER! �Kid retired Biker's career in LWN and began his bright but unclear future. �He won the hardcore title but lost it the next night.
Later, Hey Kid joined the Southern Gentlemen. �Kid became a top mid carder with Hoyakillah and Healuis. �But soon after words the Southern Gentlemen turned on Kid and broke his leg. �Hey Kid was out for a good few months.
On his return, he competed multiple hardcore matches and kept his grudge against the Southern Gentlemen, especially Hoyakillah. �Hey Kid started a long feud with Y2A Andrew Leigh. �The two men who hated each other so much were put in a tag match's together until they were ready till kill one another. �At the ppv, Hey Kid and Y2A had one of the greatest Hardcore Titles matches in LWN history with Kid getting his 2nd Hardcore Title. �
Soon after words, Hey Kid and Really Crazy formed the Hardcore Revolution. �Just as Kid dropped the hardcore title to phreak after about a 2 month reign, he won his 2nd tagpost title with Crazy. �Kid and Crazy became the anarchy of LWN. �After a few months of holding the belts, the Revolution dropped them to Healuis and Y2A. �
But not to long after that was Hey Kid's greatest achievement of his career. �On an edition of NitRAW, Hey Kid took on his greatest rival, Hoyakillah. �Hey Kid won his greatest match to this date that night.
The Hardcore Revolution continued its reign of terror in LWN. �So much that they were threatened to be banned several times! �But then Kid and Crazy to it so far that they were banned from the LWN E-fed for history. �Here is why they were banned...
........
Hey is shown in is front lawn with his friends Adam the Animal and Scottie.. All three men are chugging back beer while listening to the local radio show.
Hey Kid: You know what...F*ck it! LWN wants me to do this F***ing promo for them! Im tired of this f*cking cameraman following me everywhere I go!
Camera Man: Sorry sir..I'll leave.
Hey Kid: no no no...I'll give them a ****ing promo!
Kid scratches is nuts.
Hey Kid: Aight...LWN..you wanna f*** with my whole career huh? All these bookers say they'll give me pushes...all of them...What do I get, Matches with d***heads like Phreak! Who the f***wants to wrestle that homo?
Kid drinks the last of his beer and throws it on the ground.
Hey Kid: Bookers can suck my d***! These new bookers in the LWN can suck my D***, Old bookers can suck my d***, all these newbies that havnt paid dues can suck my d***!
Scott: Yo...tell the people about the world title thingy.
Hey Kid: aight...check it, you ever notice that once a fella becomes a booker he wins a title? Look at ****in Y2Asshole! That b**** has got that damn title..that sorry excuse for a gimmick Wombie! Healuis....I mean for real...These cats SUCK! When I booker Insane Championship Wrestling I didn't give myself the World Title. Infact...the first day in office, I dropped the World Title to Dave Dudley! In E-fed World Order..I won the World Title once and gave it up the next day..just for a f*cking storyline! And when I take Insane Championship Wrestling over again you wont be seeing me where all the gold!
Adam: For Real!!!
Hey Kid: And LWN...what you did to Marc and I was wrong...and you will F***ing pay!!! Now turn that ****ing thing off bit...
Camera shuts off
...............
Hey Kid is pissed he didn't get any CyberSlammys, especially not getting most improved wrestler!
Also is pissed that Dave Dudley continues to use Hey Kid's name, "Hardcore Icon".
Fuck You Dave...Go listen to korn you fucking pussy. �straight edge hardcore is where it's at!
Kid will also never forget hoyakillah...he will never forget him....
EWA is about to get.... really..... crazy.......