Post by Dave Dangerously on May 28, 2008 17:34:18 GMT -6
Yes, ladies and gents, the most ACTIONest of FACTIONs is here in the EWA!
Members:
Dan Hampton: 5 Time World Champion!
Supa Sky: Vodka Champion!
Eclypse: Two time Tag Champion, American Champion, and Hardcore Champion!
Ziggo: Battlebots Lightheavyweight Champion!
Franklin Sherman: Baby New Year 1937 and Secretary of Balloon Doggies!
Charlton Heston: Moses, and NRA Prezz!
Michael Cole: Not worthy to describe!
Entrance Theme: "Number One" by Premarital Sax
History: So far it's really short. Dan Hampton was languishing in angle hell, and Sky and Eclypse had been missing from EWA-TV for quite some time. Sooooooo, Dan decided that enough was enough and it was time for a change! And he wound up helping Sky in a match, leading to him and Sky forming a tag team in the EWA Tag Team Titles tournament. One day, while at Fuddrucker's, Dan noticed the sexalicious Eclypse hanging out in a corner of the resteraunt, and the two hit it off hella-good. They may or may not be an item, depending on which accounts of Dan's sexual preference you buy into.
Dan Hampton: I'M NOT GAY! THIS IS FOR REAL!
Ahem, anyways, the two look like they're shacking it up, and who knows, this might lead to Dan finally getting another shot at his world title, and Sky will have another chance to reign supreme over all that is MANIC! Well, Eclypse... Eclypse will probably get something out of this, maybe a pretty steady man for a while, hehehe.
Oh, and the other members? A quick history of each and their connection to the ACTION FACTION!
Franklin Sherman: Everyone's favorite cartoon lush, he's in the ACTION FACTION because everyone loves his witty remarks.
Ziggo: He's fucking INSANE! Everyone fears Ziggo... he might be a li'l feller, but he's dangerous! DANGEROUS! Since he can't talk, he communicates by spinning around and signin'.
Charlton Heston: The NRA's President, he's mostly in the ACTION FACTION for intimidation purposes. He wanders around the arena with a staff and a bottle of liquor, and occasionally a shotgun, threatening infidels who get in his way.
Michael Cole: Dan Hampton found him wandering the streets one day, and much like the Big Show with Mango, asked "Can I keep him?" So he's stuck in the ACTION FACTION mainly to be the butt of everyone's jokes, but especially Sky's.
So there you have it. Call them what you will... the ACTION FACTION, the A TEAM, the Anti-Pants League... no matter what the name, it still amounts up to one thing...
THE
WORLD'S
MOST
ANGRIEST
FACTION
...ever.
Members:
Dan Hampton: 5 Time World Champion!
Supa Sky: Vodka Champion!
Eclypse: Two time Tag Champion, American Champion, and Hardcore Champion!
Ziggo: Battlebots Lightheavyweight Champion!
Franklin Sherman: Baby New Year 1937 and Secretary of Balloon Doggies!
Charlton Heston: Moses, and NRA Prezz!
Michael Cole: Not worthy to describe!
Entrance Theme: "Number One" by Premarital Sax
History: So far it's really short. Dan Hampton was languishing in angle hell, and Sky and Eclypse had been missing from EWA-TV for quite some time. Sooooooo, Dan decided that enough was enough and it was time for a change! And he wound up helping Sky in a match, leading to him and Sky forming a tag team in the EWA Tag Team Titles tournament. One day, while at Fuddrucker's, Dan noticed the sexalicious Eclypse hanging out in a corner of the resteraunt, and the two hit it off hella-good. They may or may not be an item, depending on which accounts of Dan's sexual preference you buy into.
Dan Hampton: I'M NOT GAY! THIS IS FOR REAL!
Ahem, anyways, the two look like they're shacking it up, and who knows, this might lead to Dan finally getting another shot at his world title, and Sky will have another chance to reign supreme over all that is MANIC! Well, Eclypse... Eclypse will probably get something out of this, maybe a pretty steady man for a while, hehehe.
Oh, and the other members? A quick history of each and their connection to the ACTION FACTION!
Franklin Sherman: Everyone's favorite cartoon lush, he's in the ACTION FACTION because everyone loves his witty remarks.
Ziggo: He's fucking INSANE! Everyone fears Ziggo... he might be a li'l feller, but he's dangerous! DANGEROUS! Since he can't talk, he communicates by spinning around and signin'.
Charlton Heston: The NRA's President, he's mostly in the ACTION FACTION for intimidation purposes. He wanders around the arena with a staff and a bottle of liquor, and occasionally a shotgun, threatening infidels who get in his way.
Michael Cole: Dan Hampton found him wandering the streets one day, and much like the Big Show with Mango, asked "Can I keep him?" So he's stuck in the ACTION FACTION mainly to be the butt of everyone's jokes, but especially Sky's.
So there you have it. Call them what you will... the ACTION FACTION, the A TEAM, the Anti-Pants League... no matter what the name, it still amounts up to one thing...
THE
WORLD'S
MOST
ANGRIEST
FACTION
...ever.