Post by Lou E. Dangerously on Jun 3, 2008 14:34:36 GMT -6
Lou E. Dangerously: Welcome everyone to this special edition of Thursday, Insane Thursday.
The crowd cheers
Lou E. Dangerously: We here at ICW want to bring you the best entertainment possible. And I think we've got that tonight. Because tonight, it's going to be tag team turmoil. That's right. One week before The Triple Terror Tournament, we've got a very special TTT of our own. We're gonna have two tag team matches. And they're going to be turmoil, indeed.
First up, Calvin Constantine and his mystery partner vs. The Gladiator and Lightning Bolt? To be decided...
A man comes up, whispering in Lou E.'s ear...
Lou E. Dangerously: WHAT? DAMNIT. Okay, it's going to be....a...TRIPLE THREAT MATCH. CALVIN VS. GLADIATOR VS. LIGHTNING BOLT. NO DISQUALIFICATION. FIRST MAN TO GET A PINFALL OR SUBMISSION, IS THE WINNER!
Can't beLIEVE he didn't show up.
The next match, Dudley and Hampton vs. Morrigan and Kayne? TEXAS TORNADO MATCH! NO DISQUALIFICATION! Like you really wanted to see a regular old tag team match, right? COME ONNNNNNNNNN, ICW! LET'S...GET...
The crowd: DANGEROUS!
Fireworks go off, and it's time for:
Camera pans the audience, before settling on the announce position:
Joey Styles: Hello everyone and WELCOME to ICW. I'm your host Joey Styles alongside the new VOICE of Insanity, Executive Chef of Hell's Kitchen, Gordon Ramsay!
Gordon Ramsay: SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!! BOLLOCKS!
Styles: Changes to the card tonight, as apparently the 8th competitor hasn't shown up yet.
Ramsay: He's on the chopping block.
Styles: Always quick witted, Gordon.
Ramsay: THROW IT OUT!!!!
camera cuts to backstage, to show The Gladiator Centurius Maximus standing by for a comment.
Centurius Maximus: [glow=black,3,400]::It's time for Insanity, this Thursday. And nothing is more insane than the opposition here in ICW.
I look around at all of the competitors, and I wonder to myself, does thou think you can truly match up to the awesome power of The Gladiator?
I'm the People's Champion. I was the LAST ICW World Heavyweight Champion, I am the NEXT CHAMPION, and I am a WARRIOR. No one can stop me. I will defend the rights of ALL WOMEN AND CHILDREN, and those men who lay down for the word of the Holy Roman Church. Tonight, I now face two opponents who ALSO face me. I fear nothing, as I was made to do. I was trained to do, I was TORTURED TO DO. I FEAR NOT DEFEAT. Only a defeat without glory. Because glory is what makes me The Gladiator. And I have the glory. I have the strength, I have the POWER, and I have the people, for I am their...Champion.::[/glow]
Suddenly, Lightning Bolt walks up, and gets in Maximus' face.
LB: You want to talk insane, Toucan Sam? I INVENTED Insane.
Maximus: [glow=black,3,400] Walk away from me, peasant.[/glow]
LB: Peasant? It's MORE LIKE A SERF!!!!!
Lightning bolt KNOCKS Gladiator down with a fist! Gladiator sweeps LB's feet, and brings him down!
Styles: THIS IS ALL GOING TO HELL IN THE BACK!!!
Ramsay: THE MEAT IS RAREEEEEEEEEEE
Gladiator mounts LB, and starts punching away. LB rolls off and knees Gladiator in the face, just as the officials come to break it up.
Styles: Yeah, break this up. They're fighting at TTT, but they're partners tonight!!!
Ramsay: Communication, you CUNTS! COMMUNICATION!
The officials separate the two, as they yell at each other. They turn away from each other, walking off...
Styles: Finally, some order.
But THE GLADIATOR JUMPS LB FROM BEHIND! He broke loose of the officials hold, and he is pummeling LB in the back!
Gladiator double-underhooks LB...
Styles: NO, STOP THIS!!!
and drops him with the pedigree, THE ENLIGHTENMENT!
Ramsay: ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!
Styles: Damnit! Break this up!
The Gladiator throws off the officials as he storms in the other direction. The officials tend to LB, as he lies face first in a pile of beaten, on the concrete floor...
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Styles: We just got word fans, that LB is backstage treating a broken nose. He wants to compete, but Lou E. Dangerously has taken him out of the match tonight. Looks like it's just gonna be Gladiator vs. Calvin Constantine!
Ramsay: It's fucking rubbish. Gladiator deserves to sweep the fucking floors. Constantine will make swift work of him, hopefully.
Styles: What a fit of anger from The Gladiator. It's very uncharacteristic.
Ramsay: So is your president Bush NOT smoking illegal drugs. Just sayin'.
Styles: Word.
"Here I Come" hits, and Calvin Constantine makes his way to the ring, with a huge reaction from the crowd.
Styles: Well this match has been jacked with so many times, I don't even know what to think about it.
Ramsay: It's like the wellington that's been overcooked TWICE in a row. NOT...GOOD...ENOUGH!!!
Constantine gets on the mic, in the ring.
Calvin Constantine: First off, let me start by saying hello to all of you out there. I'm glad to be here, even if this match has become a weird occurance. I don't care WHO it is, I just want to get one step closer to the ICW world title. And I'm going to beat The Gladiator, here tonight. And then I'll beat whoever it may be next week, and I'll beat the next guy, and the next guy. Because I'm the ICW "Real deal". I don't need gimmicks, I don't need anything. I've got desire. It's not about who can talk the best. It's about action. And I am the man of action, and soon to be the main attraction. Now lets do this!
Styles: Big words from Constantine, very impressive!
"DIY" hits, and to pomp and circumstance, out comes The Gladiator, Centurius Maximus. He's not wearing his armor, as he walks down the ramp, he poses. The fans give a mixed reaction, slightly more to the booing side. Gladiator is not pleased.
Ramsay: Looks like...the people's champion isn't necessarily liked by the PEOPLE! RUBBISH!
Ding, Ding
The match is underway as Gladiator and Constantine lock up in the collar-elbow tie up.
They struggle for a moment, as they both push each other away, and circle the ring.
They again tie up in the collar-elbow, but this time, Constantine locks in an armbar on The Gladiator. Gladiator soon reverses it though, into a twisting armbar, into a hammerlock.
Styles: Gladiator's strength was too much for Constantine, there.
Gladiator sends Constantine into the ropes, and Constantine is knocked down by Gladiator's shoulder. Gladiator runs into the ropes, bouncing off. Constantine drops to the mat, Gladiator runs over him, into the far side of the ropes. On the return back, Gladiator is met with a DROPKICK from Constantine! THE COVER
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kickout by The Gladiator.
Ramsay: Constantine looks to be a...CUT...above, here.
Constantine runs into the ropes, SPINNING HEEL KICK ON THE GLADIATOR! Gladiator goes down, as Constantine runs into the ropes again. Gladiator gets up, as Constantine goes for a cross body! Gladiator catches him! HOISTS him up, for a press slam!!!
Constantine reverses! He rolls Gladiator up!
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Kickout, by The Gladiator.
Constantine starts to pummel away on Gladiator, with forearms to the back of the neck. Constantine hits Gladiator with a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Gladiator is down!
Styles: Constantine really taking it to The Gladiator!
Constantine goes up top...DROPS THE FLYING ELBOW ON THE GLADIATOR!
He sets up for the sharpshooter!
Ramsay: PISS OFF!!!
Styles: He's going for the PAGAN LAMENT!
Gladiator reverses it, kicking CC into the turnbuckle. Gladiator charges, DROP TOE HOLD TO GLADIATOR INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! CALVIN SCHOOLBOYS GLADIATOR!!!
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kickout, by Gladiator.
Styles: JEEZ that was close!
Constantine runs into the ropes to catch The Gladiator off guard...but the gladiator catches him with THE SAXA BOTTOM!!!
Styles: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!
Ramsay: SUPERB!!!
The Gladiator is on his knees recovering, as the fans go nuts. The Gladiator gets up and points THUMBS DOWN TO THE CROWD.
Styles: The Gladiator going for it, here!
The Gladiator hooks up Constantine in a stall suplex, presumably for the fall of rome brainbuster...
CONSTANTINE REVERSES! 180 DDT!!!!!!
Constantine makes the cover...
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KICKOUT BY GLADIATOR!
Styles: That was close!
Ramsay: Not...good...ENOUGH.
Constantine sets him up in the PAGAN LAMENT sharpshooter!
Styles: The Gladiator is going to tap here!!!
Ramsay: He can't hold out for long. HE'S GOING TO COLLAPSE LIKE A SOUFFLE!
Constantine cranks on the sharpshooter as The Gladiator struggles. The fans go wild!
The Gladiator starts to crawl to the ropes...
crawling...
crawling...
crawling...
CONSTANTINE PULLS HIM FROM THE ROPES BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!
Styles: No hope for Gladiator now! Constantine has it in the bag!
Ramsay: Listen to these fans, Joey!
Constantine looks around at the audience as a chant of MAX-I-MUS, MAX-I-MUS engulfs the arena.
Styles: Wait...these fans aren't even talking. THEIR MOUTHS ARENT MOVING. IT'S BEING PUMPED IN OVER THE PA SYSTEM!!!
The Gladiator seems to use the chat, however, and starts to regain his strength...BREAKING OUT OF THE SHARPSHOOTER!
Styles: The Gladiator has gained some kind of advantage!!!
From the back, Lightning Bolt comes down the aisle, with a bloody nose, steel chair in hand. He slides into the ring, swings at Maximus, but The Gladiator DUCKS, and LB hits Constantine WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!
Styles: Oh my...GOD!
Ramsay: TAKE YOUR SEAT!!!!!
LB looks disappointed that he hit Constantine, as LB turns around to recieve THE FALL OF ROME brainbuster! LB is rolled out to the outside.
Constantine staggers to his feet, only taking a glancing steel chair shot, as The Gladiator hooks him up with the double underhook, dropping him with a pedigree, The Enlightenment!
Ramsay: RUBBISH. FUCKING RUBBISH.
Styles: That's got to be it!!!
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2.....
LB BREAKS THE COUNT WITH A CHAIRSHOT TO THE BACK OF GLADIATOR!!!!
LB kicks away at Gladiator, as Calvin Constantine gets to his feet.
Constantine hits LB with a twisting Hurricanrana to the outside!
Styles: Constantine hits the Empire's Fall on Lightning Bolt! He's back on the outside.
Ramsay: The man just won't stay down. He looks like he's crazy.
Styles: He may have suffered an injury earlier, Gordon. Now we've got The Gladiator and Constantine getting back to their feet!
Maximus and Constantine slowly start to stand up, and square off against one another when suddenly
The lights go black!!!!!!!
Styles: What the hell?
Ramsay: IT'S FUCKING RAW!!!!!
Styles: What's going on? Who turned the lights out? Who? Who, who?
Ramsay: SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!
Styles: What's going on in the ring? I can barely see!
The lights come on to show Maximus and Constantine both out and on the mat.
Styles: What the hell?
The referee looks as puzzled as everyone else, and begins to make the 10 count.
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The Gladiator starts to slowly crawl towards Constantine.
Styles: Movement from the Gladiator here!
8...
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Gladiator makes a one-armed cover on Constantine!
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3!!!!!!!!!!!
Winner by pinfall, The Gladiator
The fans BOOO!
Styles: The Gladiator just STOLE a victory here from Constantine. What the hell?
Ramsay: The question here, is who turned the lights out on the match? What the hell just happened?
Styles: It looks like someone has attacked both men, whilst the lights were out. That's just crazy. We'll be right back!
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Styles: Ladies and gentlemen, we're now standing by with Lou E. Dangerously, ICW General Manager, and Lou, what the hell just happened?
Lou E. Dangerously: Joey, I can assure you that I was not behind turning the lights off in the last match. I have no idea what happened! I stepped outside for a smoke, and when I came back, everyone told me what had happened. I assure you, I will find out exactly who was responsible for this.
Styles: Looks like someone attacked the two, also.
Lou E. Dangerously: Again, I don't know. I'm going to try to find out what happened. I do know this, however, Lightning Bolt is en route to the Emergency Room, as he has suffered a massive concussion tonight. He might have hurt himself earlier when he was attacked backstage by The Gladiator, but it appears that he was definitely hurt or possibly reinjured during that brainbuster from Gladiator.
Styles: Will he be able to compete in the TTT?
Lou E. Dangerously: It's too early to tell, Joey.
Styles: Well, thanks for your time, Mr. Dangerously. It's time for the main event here, folks and...wait a minute...
Camera cuts backstage to show Dan Hampton finishing a bowl of Frosted Flakes.
Sylver Morrigan walks up...
Sylver Morrigan: Listen. Tonight...I know we used to be partners. And we're family. But it's all about the ICW World Heavyweight Championship. I want it. I want to prove to everyone that I'm not just another pretty face.
Dan Hampton: The-
Sylver Morrigan: Let me finish. No matter what happens, ANYWHERE...we're always family. To the end.
Morrigan walks off...
Dan Hampton: ....these aren't FROSTED flakes...they're CORN flakes...GENERIC.
Hampton drops the bowl, and walks out to the stage area, hanging his head in shame....
Cut to Calvin Constantine tearing up a hallway backstage.
Constantine: GLADIATOR! WHERE ARE YOU? WHAT KIND OF SHIT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL HERE?? COME OUT AND SHOW YOURSELF!!!!
Constantine knocks all kinds of equipment over, as he searches for The Gladiator.
We see ICW correspondant Murphysboro Man Muncher with Fenyx Kayne.
MMM: Fenyx glad to see you could make time for this interview.
Fenyx: What the fuck is that suppose to mean. Nevermind. I have something to say and your presence is not needed for it. Looks at MMM. BOOO!!!!
Murphysboro Man Muncher runs away.
Fenyx: Now what i came here to say. Dave and Dan tonight me and Morrigan are going to put are differences aside to take you two out. We will have our chace at each other in the TTT. You know Dave Dan its amazing that you two are teaming up I have a nickname for your little team you can call yourselves Double D's. Cause your both nothing more than a couple of boobs. And i cant speak for Morrigan on this but i think we are going to enjoy destroying you two clowns. And weakning our competion after our match at the TTT. I hope that make the ring wheelchair accesible for you two at the TTT cause after we are through with you two thats the only way you will be able to make it into the ring.
Morrigan walks up into camera shot and gets in Fenyx's face. Fenyx holds out his hand and Morrigan reluctantly shakes his hand.
The two make their way to the stage area.
Styles: Strong words from Fenyx. Looks like Morrigan and Kayne may be on the same page here tonight?
"Survivalism" by Nine Inch Nails hits, and out comes The Hardcore Icon, Dave Dudley, to a chorus of boos. He yells at the fans as he walks down the ramp.
Styles: Dave Dudley didn't have much to say here tonight, did he?
Ramsay: No. He's more focused than I've EVER seen him!
"Past Tense, Future Perfect" by Paint It Black hits, the pyro goes off, and spinning through the pyro comes Dan Hampton.
Styles: The self-proclaimed "Golden One" and "Savior of ICW" makes his way out.
Ramsay: My money is on Dan Hampton to win the Triple Terror Tournament, Joey. He's got just the right seasoning, the perfect taste, and he is GRILLED TO PERFECTION.
Hampton casually enters the ring, and stares down Dudley, with Dudley talking trash to Hampton's face.
Styles: Hampton, a five time EWA champion. Dudley, a three time EWA champion, and six time ICW Champion. Dan Hampton hopes to become ICW Champ for the first time, next Thursday.
Ramsay: Like I said, Joey. My money's on Hampton.
Styles: Well if we're putting our money on someone, I'm putting my money on Fenyx Kayne. No one's made as big an impact as he has so far. Especially since he's a newcomer.
"Sick of Life" by Godsmack hits, and out comes Sylver Morrigan to a well recieved reaction from the ICW fans.
She enters the ring, full of energy, as the crowd pops.
Styles: Morrigan has a lot of momentum going for herself, as well!
Ramsay: Talk about spicy hot! That also was a food reference.
Styles: You sure do a lot of food references.
Ramsay: I am a chef, if you didn't know by you telling the fans earlier, and by me having several kitchen themed television shows broadcast around the world. Just sayin.
Styles: No, I know.
Ramsay: Well, some of our readers might not know. They're not all as intellectual as say...guys from Oklahoma.
Styles: You mean that backwoods hick state?
Ramsay: I'm just saying, it's possible for bearded men to enjoy the finer things in life too.
Styles: You're weird. What do you mean, "readers"?
Ramsay: Just enjoy the show. Hope you enjoy it, X-Dude, Warrior, Myst, and Flate. Hope you enjoy the show.
"Burn Back The Sun" by Decyfer Down hits, and out comes the Hellion, Fenyx Kayne to a mixed reaction from the crowd.
Styles: These ICW fans don't know how to treat Kayne. Friend? Or Foe?
Ramsay: I don't think Kayne quite knows what to think of himself, either. He could go either way, grilled, sauteed, or maybe even broiled. Who knows for sure.
Styles: ....
Ding, ding
The bell sounds as this TEXAS Tornado match is underway. The rules are as follows: No tags, all four in the ring at the same time. Or outside of the ring, as this is NO DQ. No countouts. Pinfalls or submissions in the ring determine the winning team.
The four stare down each other...
and Dudley ATTACKS HAMPTON!!!
Styles: Dudley is attacking his own partner!!
Dudley starts to punch away on Hampton, and eventually clotheslines him over the top rope!
Ramsay: No FUCKING COMMUNICATION TEAMWORK TEAMWORK!
Dudley turns around...DOUBLE DROPKICK FROM MORRIGAN AND KAYNE!
Dudley goes down, and jumps right back up, all flustered. Morrigan and Kayne whip Dudley into the ropes, Morrigan catches Dudley with a backdrop, and Kayne hits Dudley with a BIG elbow drop!
Kayne makes the cover!
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kickout by Dave Dudley.
Dudley rolls to the outside, as the fans cheer.
Styles: Morrigan and Kayne looking good as a team here!
Dudley is on the outside, hands on his waist as HAMPTON SMACKS DUDLEY IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE RING BELL!!!
Styles: Oh...my...GOD!!!
Ramsay: ORDER'S UP!!!!
Dudley goes down hard! Hampton holds the bell up in the air as the fans cheer
ICW, ICW, ICW
Kayne and Morrigan look at each other, and Morrigan helps give Kayne a running start, SUICIDE DIVE TO DAN HAMPTON TO THE OUTSIDE!!!
Styles: FASTBALL SPECIAL!!!!!!!!
That was a comic book reference, as Kayne looks more hurt than Hampton on the outside.
Ramsay: Kayne's head hit the guardrail, I believe.
Kayne is busted WIDE OPEN as Hampton hits CUT THE TENSION ON TOP OF THE GUARDRAIL!!! KAYNE'S DOWN!
Styles: Oh...my...WAIT!
Hampton rolls into the ring, and stares down Morrigan. The fans go wild!
Ramsay: Oooh, the intrigue!
Styles: One on one for a moment here as the two former Tag Team Champions, and brother and sister are staring each other down!
They back away from each other! And they leave the ring! Morrigan goes after Dudley, and Hampton goes after Kayne!
Styles: What? They're staying away from each other, here!!! Is there some kind of teamwork between the two here?
Morrigan goes to the outside, ramming Dudley's head into the steel post. Dudley crawls towards the ramp.
Morrigan follows him, kicking Dudley in the back. Dudley drop toe holds Morrigan into the ramp, FACE FIRST...and locks in a crippler crossface!
Styles: THE SILENT SCREAM, THE SILENT SCREAM!!!
Morrigan is in pain!
Meanwhile on the otherside of the arena, Hampton goes after Kayne. Kayne, who is recovering from the busted wide open forehead from earlier, catches Hampton coming, kicking him in the gut. Kayne throws him on the announce table, and climbs up on top with a mounted punch
Ramsay: THROW IT OUT!!!!!
Styles: GET OFF OF US!!!!
Kayne stands up, picking up Hampton in the process...and hits Hampton with THE NEW BEGINNING...THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!!!!!!
The announcers are cut off, at this point.
Kayne starts to make a cover as he stirs, but notices that Dudley has Morrigan in the Silent Scream.
Kayne walks over and kicks Dudley in the back of the head, thus breaking the hold.
Kayne picks Dudley up as Morrigan holds her back on the ramp. Dudley kicks Kayne in the testicles, a low blow!!!
Dudley sets up Kayne for a powerbomb, but Morrigan hits Dave in the back! Kayne backdrops Dudley on the ramp!
Morrigan slides back into the ring, where Hampton has also slid back into. Kayne stomps Dudley in the gut, before rolling back into the ring. Kayne climbs the top rope, sizing up Hampton. As Hampton gets to his feet, Kayne flies off with the PHOENIX DOWN But Hampton side-steps him! Kayne gets back to his feet, and Hampton drops him with a STFUplex! Hampton makes the cover!
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MORRIGAN BREAKS THE COVER!
Hampton looks at Morrigan, confused! Morrigan tries to explain that it was her partner, and that she didn't want to lose the match.
Dudley on the outside, setting up a table. The fans go wild for the table.
Dudley then grabs a steel chair, and slides back into the ring. Dudley drops the chair, and watches Morrigan and Hampton argue.
Styles: We're back here now after we got taken out, and it looks like the partnership between Morrigan and Hampton has crumbled! None of them want to lose their match!
Dudley runs behind Morrigan and knees her in the back, pushing her into Hampton, knocking Hampton down.
Dudley and Morrigan start slugging away at each other, as Morrigan whips Dudley into the ropes, hitting him with a tiltawhirl slam, THE SPIRAL!
Dudley bounces back up, holding his back, and Morrigan sizes Dudley up, launching with a SUPERKICK-
Styles: Morrigan looking to kick Dudley's teeth down his throat!
DUDLEY DUCKS, MORRIGAN SUPERKICKS HAMPTON RIGHT IN THE JAW! MORRIGAN IS STUNNED!
Styles: She was aiming for Dudley!
Ramsay: But Hampton is her opponent as well.
Styles: But Morrigan and Hampton are family!
Morrigan is stunned, as Hampton staggers...
into a 4D!!!!!!!!THE DAVE DUDLEY DEATH DROP!!!!!!!!!!!
Styles: DUDLEY TOOK OUT HIS OWN PARTNER!!!!!
Ramsay: FUCKING RUBBISH!!!!!!
As Dudley gets up, Morrigan still in relative shock looks on as Fenyx picks up the chair and swings at Dudley!
Ramsay: HERE'S YOUR SEAT, DUDLEY!!!
Dudley the veteran DUCKS, CHAIR SHOT TO MORRIGAN!!!
Styles: OH...MY...GOD!!!!!!!!!
Dudley kicks Kayne in the gut, whips him into the ropes, flings him into the air and drops him, with the 4D!!!!!! THE DAVE DUDLEY DEATH DROP!!!!!!
DUDLEY MAKES THE COVER!!!!!!
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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winners by pinfall, Dave Dudley and Dan Hampton
The fans BOO as Dudley rejoices!!!!!
Styles: TOTAL CARNAGE HERE!!!!
Ramsay: I can't believe it. Everyone took out...EVERYONE!
Dudley doesn't celebrate for long, as he picks up Hampton, and walks him to the ring apron...and POWERBOMBS HAMPTON FROM THE RING APRON THROUGH THE TABLE ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!!
Styles: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
Dudley raises his hands in victory as "Survivalism" hits yet again. Dudley walks off to the backstage area, motioning that he will be the next ICW World Heavyweight Champion.
Styles: I can't believe it!!!!
Ramsay: Dudley is dominant!
Morrigan and Kayne get to their feet, as Kayne pulls Morrigan close in with a hug, holding his bloody head.
Morrigan and Kayne notice that Hampton is on the outside and they go to aid him, pulling him up from the table debris.
Styles: Dudley victorious above all, Hampton through the table, Morrigan and Kayne making a fine team even though they took each other out, what else will happen on Thursday when we crown a new ICW World Champion??? WE'LL SEE YOU IN ONE WEEK AT THE TRIPLE TERROR TOURNAMENT, FOLKS!
The last shot is of Morrigan and Kayne helping Hampton to his feet, as he is completely disoriented...
End transmission
The crowd cheers
Lou E. Dangerously: We here at ICW want to bring you the best entertainment possible. And I think we've got that tonight. Because tonight, it's going to be tag team turmoil. That's right. One week before The Triple Terror Tournament, we've got a very special TTT of our own. We're gonna have two tag team matches. And they're going to be turmoil, indeed.
First up, Calvin Constantine and his mystery partner vs. The Gladiator and Lightning Bolt? To be decided...
A man comes up, whispering in Lou E.'s ear...
Lou E. Dangerously: WHAT? DAMNIT. Okay, it's going to be....a...TRIPLE THREAT MATCH. CALVIN VS. GLADIATOR VS. LIGHTNING BOLT. NO DISQUALIFICATION. FIRST MAN TO GET A PINFALL OR SUBMISSION, IS THE WINNER!
Can't beLIEVE he didn't show up.
The next match, Dudley and Hampton vs. Morrigan and Kayne? TEXAS TORNADO MATCH! NO DISQUALIFICATION! Like you really wanted to see a regular old tag team match, right? COME ONNNNNNNNNN, ICW! LET'S...GET...
The crowd: DANGEROUS!
Fireworks go off, and it's time for:
Thursday, INSANE Thursday!
Camera pans the audience, before settling on the announce position:
Joey Styles: Hello everyone and WELCOME to ICW. I'm your host Joey Styles alongside the new VOICE of Insanity, Executive Chef of Hell's Kitchen, Gordon Ramsay!
Gordon Ramsay: SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!! BOLLOCKS!
Styles: Changes to the card tonight, as apparently the 8th competitor hasn't shown up yet.
Ramsay: He's on the chopping block.
Styles: Always quick witted, Gordon.
Ramsay: THROW IT OUT!!!!
camera cuts to backstage, to show The Gladiator Centurius Maximus standing by for a comment.
Centurius Maximus: [glow=black,3,400]::It's time for Insanity, this Thursday. And nothing is more insane than the opposition here in ICW.
I look around at all of the competitors, and I wonder to myself, does thou think you can truly match up to the awesome power of The Gladiator?
I'm the People's Champion. I was the LAST ICW World Heavyweight Champion, I am the NEXT CHAMPION, and I am a WARRIOR. No one can stop me. I will defend the rights of ALL WOMEN AND CHILDREN, and those men who lay down for the word of the Holy Roman Church. Tonight, I now face two opponents who ALSO face me. I fear nothing, as I was made to do. I was trained to do, I was TORTURED TO DO. I FEAR NOT DEFEAT. Only a defeat without glory. Because glory is what makes me The Gladiator. And I have the glory. I have the strength, I have the POWER, and I have the people, for I am their...Champion.::[/glow]
Suddenly, Lightning Bolt walks up, and gets in Maximus' face.
LB: You want to talk insane, Toucan Sam? I INVENTED Insane.
Maximus: [glow=black,3,400] Walk away from me, peasant.[/glow]
LB: Peasant? It's MORE LIKE A SERF!!!!!
Lightning bolt KNOCKS Gladiator down with a fist! Gladiator sweeps LB's feet, and brings him down!
Styles: THIS IS ALL GOING TO HELL IN THE BACK!!!
Ramsay: THE MEAT IS RAREEEEEEEEEEE
Gladiator mounts LB, and starts punching away. LB rolls off and knees Gladiator in the face, just as the officials come to break it up.
Styles: Yeah, break this up. They're fighting at TTT, but they're partners tonight!!!
Ramsay: Communication, you CUNTS! COMMUNICATION!
The officials separate the two, as they yell at each other. They turn away from each other, walking off...
Styles: Finally, some order.
But THE GLADIATOR JUMPS LB FROM BEHIND! He broke loose of the officials hold, and he is pummeling LB in the back!
Gladiator double-underhooks LB...
Styles: NO, STOP THIS!!!
and drops him with the pedigree, THE ENLIGHTENMENT!
Ramsay: ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!
Styles: Damnit! Break this up!
The Gladiator throws off the officials as he storms in the other direction. The officials tend to LB, as he lies face first in a pile of beaten, on the concrete floor...
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Styles: We just got word fans, that LB is backstage treating a broken nose. He wants to compete, but Lou E. Dangerously has taken him out of the match tonight. Looks like it's just gonna be Gladiator vs. Calvin Constantine!
Ramsay: It's fucking rubbish. Gladiator deserves to sweep the fucking floors. Constantine will make swift work of him, hopefully.
Styles: What a fit of anger from The Gladiator. It's very uncharacteristic.
Ramsay: So is your president Bush NOT smoking illegal drugs. Just sayin'.
Styles: Word.
"Here I Come" hits, and Calvin Constantine makes his way to the ring, with a huge reaction from the crowd.
Styles: Well this match has been jacked with so many times, I don't even know what to think about it.
Ramsay: It's like the wellington that's been overcooked TWICE in a row. NOT...GOOD...ENOUGH!!!
Constantine gets on the mic, in the ring.
Calvin Constantine: First off, let me start by saying hello to all of you out there. I'm glad to be here, even if this match has become a weird occurance. I don't care WHO it is, I just want to get one step closer to the ICW world title. And I'm going to beat The Gladiator, here tonight. And then I'll beat whoever it may be next week, and I'll beat the next guy, and the next guy. Because I'm the ICW "Real deal". I don't need gimmicks, I don't need anything. I've got desire. It's not about who can talk the best. It's about action. And I am the man of action, and soon to be the main attraction. Now lets do this!
Styles: Big words from Constantine, very impressive!
"DIY" hits, and to pomp and circumstance, out comes The Gladiator, Centurius Maximus. He's not wearing his armor, as he walks down the ramp, he poses. The fans give a mixed reaction, slightly more to the booing side. Gladiator is not pleased.
Ramsay: Looks like...the people's champion isn't necessarily liked by the PEOPLE! RUBBISH!
Ding, Ding
The match is underway as Gladiator and Constantine lock up in the collar-elbow tie up.
They struggle for a moment, as they both push each other away, and circle the ring.
They again tie up in the collar-elbow, but this time, Constantine locks in an armbar on The Gladiator. Gladiator soon reverses it though, into a twisting armbar, into a hammerlock.
Styles: Gladiator's strength was too much for Constantine, there.
Gladiator sends Constantine into the ropes, and Constantine is knocked down by Gladiator's shoulder. Gladiator runs into the ropes, bouncing off. Constantine drops to the mat, Gladiator runs over him, into the far side of the ropes. On the return back, Gladiator is met with a DROPKICK from Constantine! THE COVER
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kickout by The Gladiator.
Ramsay: Constantine looks to be a...CUT...above, here.
Constantine runs into the ropes, SPINNING HEEL KICK ON THE GLADIATOR! Gladiator goes down, as Constantine runs into the ropes again. Gladiator gets up, as Constantine goes for a cross body! Gladiator catches him! HOISTS him up, for a press slam!!!
Constantine reverses! He rolls Gladiator up!
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Kickout, by The Gladiator.
Constantine starts to pummel away on Gladiator, with forearms to the back of the neck. Constantine hits Gladiator with a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Gladiator is down!
Styles: Constantine really taking it to The Gladiator!
Constantine goes up top...DROPS THE FLYING ELBOW ON THE GLADIATOR!
He sets up for the sharpshooter!
Ramsay: PISS OFF!!!
Styles: He's going for the PAGAN LAMENT!
Gladiator reverses it, kicking CC into the turnbuckle. Gladiator charges, DROP TOE HOLD TO GLADIATOR INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! CALVIN SCHOOLBOYS GLADIATOR!!!
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kickout, by Gladiator.
Styles: JEEZ that was close!
Constantine runs into the ropes to catch The Gladiator off guard...but the gladiator catches him with THE SAXA BOTTOM!!!
Styles: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!
Ramsay: SUPERB!!!
The Gladiator is on his knees recovering, as the fans go nuts. The Gladiator gets up and points THUMBS DOWN TO THE CROWD.
Styles: The Gladiator going for it, here!
The Gladiator hooks up Constantine in a stall suplex, presumably for the fall of rome brainbuster...
CONSTANTINE REVERSES! 180 DDT!!!!!!
Constantine makes the cover...
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KICKOUT BY GLADIATOR!
Styles: That was close!
Ramsay: Not...good...ENOUGH.
Constantine sets him up in the PAGAN LAMENT sharpshooter!
Styles: The Gladiator is going to tap here!!!
Ramsay: He can't hold out for long. HE'S GOING TO COLLAPSE LIKE A SOUFFLE!
Constantine cranks on the sharpshooter as The Gladiator struggles. The fans go wild!
The Gladiator starts to crawl to the ropes...
crawling...
crawling...
crawling...
CONSTANTINE PULLS HIM FROM THE ROPES BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!
Styles: No hope for Gladiator now! Constantine has it in the bag!
Ramsay: Listen to these fans, Joey!
Constantine looks around at the audience as a chant of MAX-I-MUS, MAX-I-MUS engulfs the arena.
Styles: Wait...these fans aren't even talking. THEIR MOUTHS ARENT MOVING. IT'S BEING PUMPED IN OVER THE PA SYSTEM!!!
The Gladiator seems to use the chat, however, and starts to regain his strength...BREAKING OUT OF THE SHARPSHOOTER!
Styles: The Gladiator has gained some kind of advantage!!!
From the back, Lightning Bolt comes down the aisle, with a bloody nose, steel chair in hand. He slides into the ring, swings at Maximus, but The Gladiator DUCKS, and LB hits Constantine WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!
Styles: Oh my...GOD!
Ramsay: TAKE YOUR SEAT!!!!!
LB looks disappointed that he hit Constantine, as LB turns around to recieve THE FALL OF ROME brainbuster! LB is rolled out to the outside.
Constantine staggers to his feet, only taking a glancing steel chair shot, as The Gladiator hooks him up with the double underhook, dropping him with a pedigree, The Enlightenment!
Ramsay: RUBBISH. FUCKING RUBBISH.
Styles: That's got to be it!!!
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LB BREAKS THE COUNT WITH A CHAIRSHOT TO THE BACK OF GLADIATOR!!!!
LB kicks away at Gladiator, as Calvin Constantine gets to his feet.
Constantine hits LB with a twisting Hurricanrana to the outside!
Styles: Constantine hits the Empire's Fall on Lightning Bolt! He's back on the outside.
Ramsay: The man just won't stay down. He looks like he's crazy.
Styles: He may have suffered an injury earlier, Gordon. Now we've got The Gladiator and Constantine getting back to their feet!
Maximus and Constantine slowly start to stand up, and square off against one another when suddenly
The lights go black!!!!!!!
Styles: What the hell?
Ramsay: IT'S FUCKING RAW!!!!!
Styles: What's going on? Who turned the lights out? Who? Who, who?
Ramsay: SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!
Styles: What's going on in the ring? I can barely see!
The lights come on to show Maximus and Constantine both out and on the mat.
Styles: What the hell?
The referee looks as puzzled as everyone else, and begins to make the 10 count.
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The Gladiator starts to slowly crawl towards Constantine.
Styles: Movement from the Gladiator here!
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Gladiator makes a one-armed cover on Constantine!
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3!!!!!!!!!!!
Winner by pinfall, The Gladiator
The fans BOOO!
Styles: The Gladiator just STOLE a victory here from Constantine. What the hell?
Ramsay: The question here, is who turned the lights out on the match? What the hell just happened?
Styles: It looks like someone has attacked both men, whilst the lights were out. That's just crazy. We'll be right back!
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Styles: Ladies and gentlemen, we're now standing by with Lou E. Dangerously, ICW General Manager, and Lou, what the hell just happened?
Lou E. Dangerously: Joey, I can assure you that I was not behind turning the lights off in the last match. I have no idea what happened! I stepped outside for a smoke, and when I came back, everyone told me what had happened. I assure you, I will find out exactly who was responsible for this.
Styles: Looks like someone attacked the two, also.
Lou E. Dangerously: Again, I don't know. I'm going to try to find out what happened. I do know this, however, Lightning Bolt is en route to the Emergency Room, as he has suffered a massive concussion tonight. He might have hurt himself earlier when he was attacked backstage by The Gladiator, but it appears that he was definitely hurt or possibly reinjured during that brainbuster from Gladiator.
Styles: Will he be able to compete in the TTT?
Lou E. Dangerously: It's too early to tell, Joey.
Styles: Well, thanks for your time, Mr. Dangerously. It's time for the main event here, folks and...wait a minute...
Camera cuts backstage to show Dan Hampton finishing a bowl of Frosted Flakes.
Sylver Morrigan walks up...
Sylver Morrigan: Listen. Tonight...I know we used to be partners. And we're family. But it's all about the ICW World Heavyweight Championship. I want it. I want to prove to everyone that I'm not just another pretty face.
Dan Hampton: The-
Sylver Morrigan: Let me finish. No matter what happens, ANYWHERE...we're always family. To the end.
Morrigan walks off...
Dan Hampton: ....these aren't FROSTED flakes...they're CORN flakes...GENERIC.
Hampton drops the bowl, and walks out to the stage area, hanging his head in shame....
Cut to Calvin Constantine tearing up a hallway backstage.
Constantine: GLADIATOR! WHERE ARE YOU? WHAT KIND OF SHIT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL HERE?? COME OUT AND SHOW YOURSELF!!!!
Constantine knocks all kinds of equipment over, as he searches for The Gladiator.
We see ICW correspondant Murphysboro Man Muncher with Fenyx Kayne.
MMM: Fenyx glad to see you could make time for this interview.
Fenyx: What the fuck is that suppose to mean. Nevermind. I have something to say and your presence is not needed for it. Looks at MMM. BOOO!!!!
Murphysboro Man Muncher runs away.
Fenyx: Now what i came here to say. Dave and Dan tonight me and Morrigan are going to put are differences aside to take you two out. We will have our chace at each other in the TTT. You know Dave Dan its amazing that you two are teaming up I have a nickname for your little team you can call yourselves Double D's. Cause your both nothing more than a couple of boobs. And i cant speak for Morrigan on this but i think we are going to enjoy destroying you two clowns. And weakning our competion after our match at the TTT. I hope that make the ring wheelchair accesible for you two at the TTT cause after we are through with you two thats the only way you will be able to make it into the ring.
Morrigan walks up into camera shot and gets in Fenyx's face. Fenyx holds out his hand and Morrigan reluctantly shakes his hand.
The two make their way to the stage area.
Styles: Strong words from Fenyx. Looks like Morrigan and Kayne may be on the same page here tonight?
"Survivalism" by Nine Inch Nails hits, and out comes The Hardcore Icon, Dave Dudley, to a chorus of boos. He yells at the fans as he walks down the ramp.
Styles: Dave Dudley didn't have much to say here tonight, did he?
Ramsay: No. He's more focused than I've EVER seen him!
"Past Tense, Future Perfect" by Paint It Black hits, the pyro goes off, and spinning through the pyro comes Dan Hampton.
Styles: The self-proclaimed "Golden One" and "Savior of ICW" makes his way out.
Ramsay: My money is on Dan Hampton to win the Triple Terror Tournament, Joey. He's got just the right seasoning, the perfect taste, and he is GRILLED TO PERFECTION.
Hampton casually enters the ring, and stares down Dudley, with Dudley talking trash to Hampton's face.
Styles: Hampton, a five time EWA champion. Dudley, a three time EWA champion, and six time ICW Champion. Dan Hampton hopes to become ICW Champ for the first time, next Thursday.
Ramsay: Like I said, Joey. My money's on Hampton.
Styles: Well if we're putting our money on someone, I'm putting my money on Fenyx Kayne. No one's made as big an impact as he has so far. Especially since he's a newcomer.
"Sick of Life" by Godsmack hits, and out comes Sylver Morrigan to a well recieved reaction from the ICW fans.
She enters the ring, full of energy, as the crowd pops.
Styles: Morrigan has a lot of momentum going for herself, as well!
Ramsay: Talk about spicy hot! That also was a food reference.
Styles: You sure do a lot of food references.
Ramsay: I am a chef, if you didn't know by you telling the fans earlier, and by me having several kitchen themed television shows broadcast around the world. Just sayin.
Styles: No, I know.
Ramsay: Well, some of our readers might not know. They're not all as intellectual as say...guys from Oklahoma.
Styles: You mean that backwoods hick state?
Ramsay: I'm just saying, it's possible for bearded men to enjoy the finer things in life too.
Styles: You're weird. What do you mean, "readers"?
Ramsay: Just enjoy the show. Hope you enjoy it, X-Dude, Warrior, Myst, and Flate. Hope you enjoy the show.
"Burn Back The Sun" by Decyfer Down hits, and out comes the Hellion, Fenyx Kayne to a mixed reaction from the crowd.
Styles: These ICW fans don't know how to treat Kayne. Friend? Or Foe?
Ramsay: I don't think Kayne quite knows what to think of himself, either. He could go either way, grilled, sauteed, or maybe even broiled. Who knows for sure.
Styles: ....
Ding, ding
The bell sounds as this TEXAS Tornado match is underway. The rules are as follows: No tags, all four in the ring at the same time. Or outside of the ring, as this is NO DQ. No countouts. Pinfalls or submissions in the ring determine the winning team.
The four stare down each other...
and Dudley ATTACKS HAMPTON!!!
Styles: Dudley is attacking his own partner!!
Dudley starts to punch away on Hampton, and eventually clotheslines him over the top rope!
Ramsay: No FUCKING COMMUNICATION TEAMWORK TEAMWORK!
Dudley turns around...DOUBLE DROPKICK FROM MORRIGAN AND KAYNE!
Dudley goes down, and jumps right back up, all flustered. Morrigan and Kayne whip Dudley into the ropes, Morrigan catches Dudley with a backdrop, and Kayne hits Dudley with a BIG elbow drop!
Kayne makes the cover!
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kickout by Dave Dudley.
Dudley rolls to the outside, as the fans cheer.
Styles: Morrigan and Kayne looking good as a team here!
Dudley is on the outside, hands on his waist as HAMPTON SMACKS DUDLEY IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE RING BELL!!!
Styles: Oh...my...GOD!!!
Ramsay: ORDER'S UP!!!!
Dudley goes down hard! Hampton holds the bell up in the air as the fans cheer
ICW, ICW, ICW
Kayne and Morrigan look at each other, and Morrigan helps give Kayne a running start, SUICIDE DIVE TO DAN HAMPTON TO THE OUTSIDE!!!
Styles: FASTBALL SPECIAL!!!!!!!!
That was a comic book reference, as Kayne looks more hurt than Hampton on the outside.
Ramsay: Kayne's head hit the guardrail, I believe.
Kayne is busted WIDE OPEN as Hampton hits CUT THE TENSION ON TOP OF THE GUARDRAIL!!! KAYNE'S DOWN!
Styles: Oh...my...WAIT!
Hampton rolls into the ring, and stares down Morrigan. The fans go wild!
Ramsay: Oooh, the intrigue!
Styles: One on one for a moment here as the two former Tag Team Champions, and brother and sister are staring each other down!
They back away from each other! And they leave the ring! Morrigan goes after Dudley, and Hampton goes after Kayne!
Styles: What? They're staying away from each other, here!!! Is there some kind of teamwork between the two here?
Morrigan goes to the outside, ramming Dudley's head into the steel post. Dudley crawls towards the ramp.
Morrigan follows him, kicking Dudley in the back. Dudley drop toe holds Morrigan into the ramp, FACE FIRST...and locks in a crippler crossface!
Styles: THE SILENT SCREAM, THE SILENT SCREAM!!!
Morrigan is in pain!
Meanwhile on the otherside of the arena, Hampton goes after Kayne. Kayne, who is recovering from the busted wide open forehead from earlier, catches Hampton coming, kicking him in the gut. Kayne throws him on the announce table, and climbs up on top with a mounted punch
Ramsay: THROW IT OUT!!!!!
Styles: GET OFF OF US!!!!
Kayne stands up, picking up Hampton in the process...and hits Hampton with THE NEW BEGINNING...THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!!!!!!
The announcers are cut off, at this point.
Kayne starts to make a cover as he stirs, but notices that Dudley has Morrigan in the Silent Scream.
Kayne walks over and kicks Dudley in the back of the head, thus breaking the hold.
Kayne picks Dudley up as Morrigan holds her back on the ramp. Dudley kicks Kayne in the testicles, a low blow!!!
Dudley sets up Kayne for a powerbomb, but Morrigan hits Dave in the back! Kayne backdrops Dudley on the ramp!
Morrigan slides back into the ring, where Hampton has also slid back into. Kayne stomps Dudley in the gut, before rolling back into the ring. Kayne climbs the top rope, sizing up Hampton. As Hampton gets to his feet, Kayne flies off with the PHOENIX DOWN But Hampton side-steps him! Kayne gets back to his feet, and Hampton drops him with a STFUplex! Hampton makes the cover!
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MORRIGAN BREAKS THE COVER!
Hampton looks at Morrigan, confused! Morrigan tries to explain that it was her partner, and that she didn't want to lose the match.
Dudley on the outside, setting up a table. The fans go wild for the table.
Dudley then grabs a steel chair, and slides back into the ring. Dudley drops the chair, and watches Morrigan and Hampton argue.
Styles: We're back here now after we got taken out, and it looks like the partnership between Morrigan and Hampton has crumbled! None of them want to lose their match!
Dudley runs behind Morrigan and knees her in the back, pushing her into Hampton, knocking Hampton down.
Dudley and Morrigan start slugging away at each other, as Morrigan whips Dudley into the ropes, hitting him with a tiltawhirl slam, THE SPIRAL!
Dudley bounces back up, holding his back, and Morrigan sizes Dudley up, launching with a SUPERKICK-
Styles: Morrigan looking to kick Dudley's teeth down his throat!
DUDLEY DUCKS, MORRIGAN SUPERKICKS HAMPTON RIGHT IN THE JAW! MORRIGAN IS STUNNED!
Styles: She was aiming for Dudley!
Ramsay: But Hampton is her opponent as well.
Styles: But Morrigan and Hampton are family!
Morrigan is stunned, as Hampton staggers...
into a 4D!!!!!!!!THE DAVE DUDLEY DEATH DROP!!!!!!!!!!!
Styles: DUDLEY TOOK OUT HIS OWN PARTNER!!!!!
Ramsay: FUCKING RUBBISH!!!!!!
As Dudley gets up, Morrigan still in relative shock looks on as Fenyx picks up the chair and swings at Dudley!
Ramsay: HERE'S YOUR SEAT, DUDLEY!!!
Dudley the veteran DUCKS, CHAIR SHOT TO MORRIGAN!!!
Styles: OH...MY...GOD!!!!!!!!!
Dudley kicks Kayne in the gut, whips him into the ropes, flings him into the air and drops him, with the 4D!!!!!! THE DAVE DUDLEY DEATH DROP!!!!!!
DUDLEY MAKES THE COVER!!!!!!
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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winners by pinfall, Dave Dudley and Dan Hampton
The fans BOO as Dudley rejoices!!!!!
Styles: TOTAL CARNAGE HERE!!!!
Ramsay: I can't believe it. Everyone took out...EVERYONE!
Dudley doesn't celebrate for long, as he picks up Hampton, and walks him to the ring apron...and POWERBOMBS HAMPTON FROM THE RING APRON THROUGH THE TABLE ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!!
Styles: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
Dudley raises his hands in victory as "Survivalism" hits yet again. Dudley walks off to the backstage area, motioning that he will be the next ICW World Heavyweight Champion.
Styles: I can't believe it!!!!
Ramsay: Dudley is dominant!
Morrigan and Kayne get to their feet, as Kayne pulls Morrigan close in with a hug, holding his bloody head.
Morrigan and Kayne notice that Hampton is on the outside and they go to aid him, pulling him up from the table debris.
Styles: Dudley victorious above all, Hampton through the table, Morrigan and Kayne making a fine team even though they took each other out, what else will happen on Thursday when we crown a new ICW World Champion??? WE'LL SEE YOU IN ONE WEEK AT THE TRIPLE TERROR TOURNAMENT, FOLKS!
The last shot is of Morrigan and Kayne helping Hampton to his feet, as he is completely disoriented...
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