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Post by Dave Dangerously on Jun 11, 2008 18:19:51 GMT -6
Insane Championship Wrestling presents...
ONE NIGHT ONLY:
THE TRIPLE TERROR TOURNAMENT!!!!
LIVE, ON PAY-PER-VIEW!!!!!!! The camera pans around the sold out Mellon Arena, in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Pyro goes off from the stage and above the ring as the fans go wild!Joey Styles: THIS...IS...INSANE!!!!! Signs in the crowd include:
"LETS HAVE A SINGAPORE KAYNE MATCH!"
"DUDLEY FOR PREZZ, 2020"
"IS THAT EVEN AN ELECTION YEAR?"
"NO, BUT ITS FAR ENOUGH AWAY!"
"SAVE US, Y2A!!!!"
"MYST, MYST, MYST!"Joey Styles: Hello everyone and welcome to ICW on Pay-Per-View, it's the Insanity of the Triple Terror Tournament, we're happy to be in Pittsburgh, and I'm happy to be alongside my broadcast colleague, THE executive chef of Hell's Kitchen, CHEF GORDON RAMSAY!!! Gordon Ramsay: NOT SO MUCH RUBBISH TONIGHT, JOEY. You look good, if I do say so myself. Styles: Well I always bring out my tux for ICW PPV's...and our SPECIAL guest announcer for the evening, former THREE TIME ICW World Heavyweight Champion, MYST! Myst: Hello, Joseph. Gordy. I'm pleased to be here tonight. Lou E. Dangerously extended the offer, and I of course always love to be a part of ICW. JS: Better not make you mad, eh Myst? HUH? MYST? PYST? RIGHT??? Myst: I've mellowed out a lot. I have nothing to be angry about. I'm retired. I'm as happy as a dragon fucking a goat on my arm. GR: ...that's hot. JS: Huh. Well, nonetheless, here is our CARD FOR THE EVENING!!!! We've been notified that Lightning Bolt has NOT been cleared to wrestle tonight against The Gladiator. Therefore, The Gladiator will automatically advance to the second round, to meet the winner of Constantine/ The Triple Terror Tournament Brackets:
FIRST ROUND: SECOND ROUND: Hardcore match steel cage match
Dave Dudley
vs. winner of Dudley/Hampton
Dan Hampton
Sylver Morrigan
vs. winner of Morrigan/Kayne
Fenyx Kayne
Lightning Bolt(injured) - BYE
vs. The Gladiator
The Gladiator
Calvin Constantine
vs. winner of Constantine/TBD
TBDJS: The final round? A LETHAL LADDER MATCH FOR THE VACANT ICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Myst: And that's what it's all about! GS: Exactly. NOW WHERE IS THE FUCKING RIZZOTO? JS: I think what Gordon means is, let's waste no time, let's start the tournament!!!!!!! FIRST ROUND TOURNAMENT MATCH: HARDCORE RULES
Dave Dudley vs. Dan HamptonVideo package rolls.
We see clips from EWA, Dudley winning the EWA title, Hampton winning the EWA title, the two fighting, the two teaming up, etc. We see Hampton signing a contract to ICW in 2006, we see ICW closing down after the Insane Rumble, we see Hampton attacking Dudley on Insane Thursday, tossing him through the stage. We see Dudley and Hampton teaming up last week on Thursday Insanity, and Dudley 4Ding Hampton, getting in the last laugh...
THE FIVE TIME EWA WORLD CHAMP
VERSUS
THE SIX TIME ICW WORLD CHAMP
Lou E. Dangerously: Let's...get...DANGEROUS!Myst: Everyone backstage is watching this match. There hasn't been a match that's been more hyped, more wanted more EXCITING than this one right here. Years in the making, this is going to be a damn great match. Ding, Ding
"Survivalism" by NIN hits, and out comes The Hardcore Icon, The Most DANGEROUS Man in Wrestling Today, Dave Dudley to a chorus of boos from the ICW fans. Dudley is carrying a steel chair, wrapped in barbed wire.JS: Dudley is all business here. Wow. It's intense! GR: He looks totally char-broiled, this evening. Dudley gets into the ring, and waits, silently.
"Past Tense, Future Perfect" by Paint It Black hits, signalling the arrival of The Golden One, Dan Hampton.Myst: I think everyone in the arena has goosebumps. JS: I do, I know that. The fans cheer, awaiting Hampton.
Dudley waits in the ring, facing the ramp, steel chair in hand.
And waits.Ramsay: Where in the bloody hell is that wanker? JS: Yeah, where is Hampton? Myst: LOOK! Through the crowd, on the opposite side of the arena, comes Dan Hampton. He is running, and he hops over the guard rail, slides into the ring, and ROLLS UP AN UNSUSPECTING DUDLEY!!!!!!
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kickout by Dudley!JS: Hampton going for the sneak attack there! Dudley gets up, pissed, and charges Hampton. Hampton whips Dudley into the turnbuckle, BIG STINGER SPLASH!
Dudley stumbles out of the turnbuckle, and Hampton runs off of the ropes, dropping Dudley with a BULLDOG!
Dudley is down on the mat, as Hampton slides out of the ring, grabbing a table!GR: This one is getting dirty already! Dudley staggers to his feet as Hampton slides into the ring with the table, leaving it on the mat. Hampton runs from behind Dudley, into the ropes facing Dudley, bouncing off, running towards him, and DUDLEY HITS HAMPTON WITH A SUPERKICK RIGHT TO THE FACE! Hampton goes down hard!Myst: Dudley just kicked Hampton's teeth down his throat! Dudley stomps the mat in anger, looking upset that Hampton got such offense in early.
Dudley picks up his barbed wire steel chair, and wedges it into a turnbuckle corner. He picks up the table, and sticks it in another corner.
Hampton gets to his feet, and starts clubbing Dudley in the back.
Dudley knees hampton and puts him in a headlock.JS: This is not a good sign, Dudley looks worn out already from the fast-paced Hampton. He's trying to wear Hampton down now, while regaining his breath. Myst: That's the thing about Dave Dudley, he has great strength, but not a lot of stamina. If you run circles around him, he will get tired trying to keep up. Hampton breaks free of the headlock, and grabs Dudley in a diamond cutter/stunner headlock!Myst: Is Hampton going to try to hit a Dave Cutter on Dudley? Hampton runs into the corner, climbing up the ropes as he maintains the headlock!GR: He's going for the PURGATORY CHASM! BOLLOCKS! Dudley counters, lifting Hampton in the air, and tossing him OVER THE TOP ROPE STRAIGHT TO THE FLOOR! HAMPTON LANDS ON HIS BACK!JS: GOOD LORD! Hampton hits hard, writhing in pain. Dudley steps out onto the ring apron. HE FLIES OFF WITH A SENTON BOMB ONTO HAMPTON!!! Dudley makes the cover on the ringside floor!
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kickout, by Dan Hampton.
Dudley searches under the ring, and pulls out a trashcan, full of objects. One object being a SINGAPORE CANE!GR: Dudley is going to send Hampton to your proverbial american WOODSHED! DUDLEY CANES HAMPTON IN THE CHEST! IT IMMEDIATELY BUSTS HAMPTON'S CHEST WIDE OPEN!JS: OH MY GOD!!!!! Myst: Jesus LORD, that was VILE! GR: PISS OFFFFF Dudley holds the cane up to the crowd, as Hampton is on his knees holding his chest. The fans at ringside cheer, but the whole arena boos in general. Blood drips off of the cane.
Dudley turns around from Hampton, and Hampton on his knees, LOW BLOWS DUDLEY!!!
Hampton starts punching away on Dudley. Hampton whips Dudley into the steel steps! DUDLEY GOES KNEES FIRST, FLYING OFF THE STEPS!JS: Just BRUTAL! Hampton then picks up the cane, and CANES DUDLEY IN THE BACK! IMMEDIATELY LEAVING A CANE MARK!Myst: Dudley's back is as red as your drunk scottish ass, Ramsay. GR: Fuck you, you fucking kike. Myst: Hey FUCK YOU BITCH. JS: Calm down, Gordon...don't make him mad! {whispers} you wouldn't like him when he's mad...Hampton holds the cane up, before breaking it over his knee. Dudley turns around and SPEARS HAMPTON, pushing Hampton back into the guardrail.
Dudley and Hampton start to trade blows, going left and right, before Hampton eventually breaks the back and forth with a boot to the midsection. Dudley turns to walk away but Hampton catches Dudley with a full nelson, into a STFUplex DRAGON SUPLEX, INTO THE GUARDRAILING!!! DUDLEY'S HEAD BOUNCES OFF!!!GR: SHITE!!! Hampton makes a cover, on the ring floor!
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KICKOUT, by Dave Dudley!JS: I'd be surprised if that didn't snap Dudley's neck! Hampton grabs the trash can, as he climbs back onto the ring apron.Myst: Hampton so far has the advantage over Dudley. Dudley gets to his feet, as Hampton, from the apron, throws the trash can into Dudley. Dudley catches it, and Hampton runs the apron bouncing off the top turnbuckle, hitting Dudley with the RATED R VAN DAMINATOR DROPKICK TO THE TRASHCAN TO THE FACE OF DUDLEY!
The fans chant ICW, ICW, ICWJS: Good...LORD!!!! GR: TIME TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH, YOU FUCKING CUNT. Hampton looks to have hurt his ankle a bit, though, as he walks very gingerly on it. He hops back into the ring, trying to shake it off.
Dudley rolls around on the mat for a minute, before sliding back into the ring.Myst: And this is Dudley's most valuable trait, his ability to handle pain. He can deal with it like no other. He once finished a match after having his THROAT SLIT. Dudley rolls, and lays on his stomach in the ring, facing Hampton. Hampton shakes off the stinger in his ankle, and turns around, as Dudley springs to his feet, tossing Hampton into the air, and dropping him with a diamond cutter. the 4D!!!!!! THE DAVE DUDLEY DEATH DROP!!!!
The fans go wild!
Dudley makes a one handed cover on Hampton!
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KICKOUT BY HAMPTON!!!Myst: And that's Dudley's OTHER trait, his ability to hit THAT MOVE out of NOWHERE. GR: FLAME BROILED WHOPPER JS: Dudley was THAT CLOSE to winning there. Dudley gets up, pissed yet again. He sees the steel chair in the turnbuckle, and he smiles. He picks up Hampton, and whips him into the turnbuckle, BUT HAMPTON REVERSES! MEWDAN CLUTCH ONTO DAVE DUDLEY!!!JS: HE'S GOT HIM, THE KATA HA JIME!!!!!! Dudley jumps onto the top of the turnbuckle, and flips over, breaking the hold. He lands behind Hampton, with a waistlock. He pushes Hampton into the turnbuckle, but HAMPTON DROPS, DUDLEY GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR!!!!JS: Oh my GOD! Dudley hits hard, and then backs up. Hampton punches away, and Dudley hits the ground. Dan Hampton dislodges the steel chair from the turnbuckle, and raises it in the air.
The fans pop!
BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF DAVE DUDLEY!!!!
Dudley's skin is immediately peppered with drops of blood.Myst: Shit. JS: Shit! GR: SHITE. Muslim: SHIITE. Dan Hampton sets up the chair in the ring. He picks up Dudley, and goes for the fame-asserJS: Hampton going for the Cut The Tension, on that barbed wire chair! As Hampton jumps in the air, Dudley catches him with a fireman's carry.Myst: Dudley blocks! Dudley walks Hampton over to the table propped up in the corner, and DROPS HIM WITH THE DEATH VALLEY DRIVER THROUGH THE TABLE, LIVING DANGEROUSLY!!!!!!GR: DINNER IS SERVED!!!!! Myst: ...YOUR TABLE IS READY!!!!! JS: CATCHPHRASE-MANIA!!!!! The table is in pieces, the fans go wild as Dudley makes the cover!
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KICKOUT BY DAN HAMPTON!!!!!
Dudley rolls to the outside, and grabs another table, sliding it into the ring. He sets it up in the middle of the ring. Dudley then grabs the barbed wire steel chair, and sets it on top of the table!Myst: Dudley playing some sort of stacking game, here. Dudley picks up Hampton, and sets him on the top turnbuckle. Dudley climbs up with him, hooking Hampton up in a suplex lock.JS: Dudley wanting to superplex Hampton through all that mess! Hampton blocks! He punches Dave Dudley off, as Dudley hits the mat. Dudley stands up, and Hampton flies off with a flying hurricanrana off the top rope!!! The Last Dance!
Dudley hits hard, and rolls to the outside.
Hampton follows as Dudley gets up and SLAMS Hampton's head into the announcer's table.JS: Come on, get away from here! GR: PISS OFF!!! Hampton rolls onto the announce table, and Dudley climbs up there with him, locking in THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE, THE SILENT SCREAM!!!!Myst: HE'S SCREAMING IN PAIN, LISTEN! Myst sticks the headset up to HamptonHampton: WAUGHHHHH!!! Dudley: ASK HIM! ASK HIM!!!!! The referee on hand to see if Hampton wants to quit.
Dudley knocks over Myst's water bottle, and Myst stands up.JS: Sit down, Myst! Myst: THAT WAS MY FUCKING SPRINGWATER, YOU BITCH. Dudley: FUCK YOU. Myst pushes Dudley off of Hampton!
The crowd goes wild!
Dudley stands on top of the table, and looks down on Myst.GR: PISS OFF, MAN! Myst: You'd better keep your mind on the game, little man! JS: Cut it out, Myst! Hampton sweeps Dudley down, and Dudley falls on the table.
Hampton springs up to the ring apron, and then springboards off the ropes, CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!!!!GR: What the HELL??? Myst: HA!!!!!! Hampton drapes himself over Dudley!
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KICKOUT BY DUDLEY!!!!!
the fans BOOOOOOJS: See what you did? Now stay out of this Myst! Hampton drags Dudley back into the ring.
Hampton locks Dudley up into the CRUCIFIXION!Myst: Now it's Dudley's turn to be stretched out!!! GR: Just like your mother's vagina. PISS OFF. Myst: I'M STARTING TO GET PYST, GORDON... Dudley screams, as the referee asks him if he wants to quit.
Hampton yells as he tightens the hold. The fans go wild!JS: Dudley is going to tap here! Well not really tap, because his arms are tied up. But still! Dudley frees an arm. Ha, Joey. Take that!
Dudley grabs the referee with one arm, and throws him outside of the ring!
Dudley then TAPS! BUT NO REFEREE!!!JS: What the HELL? Myst: The referee hit hard, I think he's knocked out! Hampton lets go, realizing that if there's no ref, Dudley can't submit. Hampton gets up to look at the referee on the outside...
and turns around to be greeted by a BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD!!!!!
Hampton hits hard as Dudley falls down on him, making the coverGR: NO REFEREE, THE MEAT IS RAW. RAW!!!!!!!!!! JS: HERE COMES ANOTHER REF!!! The referee slides into the ring, hitting the table in the process.
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KICKOUT BY DAN HAMPTON!!!!!!Myst: THE CROWD IS LOVING IT!!!! Dudley confronts the referee, pushing him into the ropes. Out of his shorts, Dudley pulls out lighter fluid, and matches, and sets the table in the middle of the ring on fire!!!!!!JS: What the hell? WHAT THE HELL?? GR: FLAME GRILLED, A LA CARTE! What the fuck does that mean, Gordon?
Dudley lights the table, and it goes up in flames, as Dudley motions for the 4D!!!!! The referee confronts Dudley about the burning table, but Dudley backs the ref into the turnbuckle.JS: Dudley is pissed about earlier, when the ref didn't count the win after the chairshot! Dudley mounts the second rope, and yells down at the referee, grabbing his collar and shaking him.
Hampton comes up from behind, and climbs behind Dudley, turning him around, and hitting him with a release NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX FROM THE TURNBUCKLE, THE GILDED AGE THROUGH THE BURNING TABLE!!!!!!!!
ICW, ICW, ICWJS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!The table EXPLODES, as Dudley hits the flames. The flames are doused by the table exploding into bits, as Hampton makes the cover!
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KICKOUT BY DUDLEY!!!!!!!Myst: JEEZUS CHRIST ON A CRACKER!!!!! JS: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! GR: What will it take to put Dudley away??? Hampton gets to his feet, as Dudley is barely moving in the table wreckage. Hampton slams down the barbed wire steel chair over Dudley's face/torso.
Hampton climbs the top rope...Myst: Ut oh... ...AND FLIES OFF WITH THE PHOENIX SPLASH, SUMMER IN THE HAMPTONS ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR COVERED IN BARBED WIRE, ONTO DUDLEY WHO LIES IN THE TABLE SHARDS!!!!!!!
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Winner by Pinfall, and advancing to the second round, Dan Hampton
The crowd goes wild!!!!JS: I can't believe it! Hampton wins!!! GR: GOOD JOB, RED TEAM!!!! Myst: Hampton took Dudley TO HELL...AND BACK. And upon returning, Hampton is ONE STEP CLOSER to the ICW World Heavyweight Championship!!! UPDATED Terror Tournament Brackets:
FIRST ROUND: SECOND ROUND: Hardcore match steel cage match
Dave Dudley
vs. Hampton
Dan Hampton
Sylver Morrigan
vs. winner of Morrigan/Kayne
Fenyx Kayne
Lightning Bolt(injured) - BYE
vs. The Gladiator
The Gladiator
Calvin Constantine
vs. winner of Constantine/TBD
TBDJS: Dan Hampton moves along to the next round, broken and beaten he may be, Dave Dudley heads back to the locker room. What an amazing opening bout here in the TRIPLE TERROR TOURNAMENT! Cut to backstageFenyx Kayne: Only moments away from cementing my future greatness here in ICW. I can't wait. Sylver Morrigan walks upSylver Morrigan: Kayne. Let's give them a great show. Don't pull your punches. Tonight, it's all about the ICW World Title. Whoever wins between us gets to fight Dan Hampton. And from the looks of it, he's pretty worn out already. I won't take anything personally, what happens next. As long as you don't either. Kayne: You're on. Morrigan walks out, as Kayne looks on...JS: We've got a new announce table, and it's time for our second first round match. Morrigan and Kayne have had an explosive history so far in the new ICW. The first night ICW opened for business, these two took a shining to throwing down with each other. After that, it seemed like the two were inseperable. Perhaps they formed a relationship, who knows. Last week on Insane Thursday, Morrigan's mistakes cost her and Kayne the match. Kayne and Morrigan seemed to patch things up after the match, however, and have vowed to back up whoever wins tonight in their hunt for the title. FIRST ROUND TOURNAMENT MATCH: HARDCORE RULES
Fenyx Kayne vs. Sylver Morrigan"Sick of Life" by Godsmack hits, and out comes Sylver Morrigan to a standing ovation from the fans.Myst: One thing Sylver has always had, is a big fan base. Ever since she debuted in EWA, she's been a fan-favorite. Morrigan comes out, in hand, a singapore cane. She taps it on her hand, as she waits in the ring.JS: A Singapore Cane, much like the one her ex-beau Clark Steele used on her years ago. Myst: I was there that night, Joey, I've never seen more brutal cane shots than those. I mean, just look at her back. GR: GRILLED TO PERFECTION! "Burn Back The Sun" by Decyfer Down hits, and out comes Fenyx Kayne to a mixed reaction. He holds in the air a big red stop sign. He runs down into the ring, and the bell sounds as Kayne and Morrigan GET IT ON!JS: No time wasted here, as the two are getting into it already. Kayne swings the stop sign at Morrigan, but she ducks, CLOCKING KAYNE IN THE FACE WITH THE ...CANE!Myst: CANE GOT KAYNED. JS: You mean, Kayne got CAINED. Myst: ::sigh:: ...Myst is pyst. Morrigan drops the cane, and starts to throw punches down on Kayne. She whips Kayne into the ropes, and dropkicks him, sending him to the floor!
Morrigan follows suit.GR: WHY GO BACK TO THE CONCESSION STAND WHEN YOU CAN STAY HERE AND HAVE A NICE TRUFFLE? Myst: Eggs on scallops? Sounds gross. GR: IT'S CALLED CUISINE, YOU PRICK. Myst: YOUR MOTHER WAS A WHORE!!!! GR: ONLY ON THE WEEKENDS, YOU FACIST! JS: Guys, GUYS!!!!!! Morrigan picks up Kayne and walks to the back with him. The two go down the side of the ramp to the backstage area, fighting along the way.
Kayne elbows Morrigan in the side, and throws her into the guard railing.
Kayne then walks near the large crane boom camera, and operates the controls, SENDING THE CAMERA CRASHING INTO MORRIGAN!!!JS: Damn, never seen that one before. Morrigan gets up, holding her head, as Kayne SPEARS HER INTO THE SIDE OF THE STAGE, THE TWO GO THROUGH THE ALUMINUM SIDING!!!!GR: NOT...GOOD...ENOUGH!!! Kayne grabs Morrigan by the hair, and the two start walking backstage. The cameras lose themJS: Well, we're going to try to pick the feed up here, folks. We've lost sight of them for now. The camera picks them up in the backstage lobby area, near the concessions.
Kayne throws Morrigan into a row of trashcans, knocking them all down.
Kayne picks up one, and slams it down into Morrigan.
Kayne grabs another can and looks to hit Morrigan, but she leg sweeps Kayne. He falls back first onto the floor, holding the trash can.
Morrigan springs to her feet and hits a MOONSAULT THROUGH THE TRASH CAN ONTO KAYNE!!!
Morrigan makes a cover!!!
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Kayne kicks out.Myst: Nice moonsault there by Morrigan. Everyone knows, though, that I had the Moonsault perfected. JS: Really? Myst: Yeah, it was the Mystsault. It was a 900 moonsault off the top of a hell in the cell cage through the basement onto burning hot thumbtacks. It was never actually DONE, of course. GR: Sounds like a...MYST-ake to me. Myst: FUCK YOU, BITCH! GR: BRING IT ON, YOU CUNT BURGER! JS: Cunt burger? Myst: YOU LIMEY PIECE OF SHIT. GR: YOUR MOM IS. Myst: ARGHHHHHHH JS: Calm down, he didn't mean it. GORDON!!!!! back to the action, Morrigan slams Kayne's head through double doors, leading them to the actual WRESTLING backstage part only for employees. She slams Kayne's face into a couple of equipment cases.
Kayne then bounces Morrigan's head off of the wall, in the tight corridor.JS: These two are just BRAWLING the hell out of each other! Morrigan and Kayne then enter a locker room. Kayne kicks Morrigan in the midsection, and POWERSLAMS HER THROUGH A BENCH!!!!!!
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kickout, by Morrigan.
Morrigan reachers in her pocket, and pulls out an aerosol can. She SPRAYS IT IN KAYNE'S FACE!!!Myst: Damn, dude. JS: What the hell was that? The camera pans inJS: FDS? MORRIGAN SPRAYED KAYNE WITH FDS? Myst: Well, if she carries around FDS, at least she ain't stank. GR: Good show, Myst. Finally something we can agree on. Myst: Yeah. Who wants stank trim? I mean, except Joey. JS: Leave my wife out of this! Kayne is blinded, as he stumbles into some lockers. HE THROWS THEM DOWN ON MORRIGAN!JS: OH MY GOD! MORRIGAN COULD BE CRUSHED BY THOSE LOCKERS! Myst: Yeah, and I think that was Dudley's locker. He keeps all kinds of snack cakes in there too, so it's probably pretty weighed down. Kayne walks out of the room, and back towards the stage area, holding his eyes.JS: How Fenyx Kayne can see, I don't know! Kayne stops right before the "Gorilla Area", the area right before the curtain to go out to the stage/arena. He douses his eyes with a bottle of water that's on top of a box.Myst: See? Everyone needs their springwater. GR: FUCKING RUBBISH. Kayne takes a drink and turns around, SPRAYING IT OUT, because here comes Morrigan pushing a shopping cart!
She rams into Kayne, FLIPPING HIM OVER AND INTO THE SHOPPING CART!JS: BRUTAL! Morrigan pushes Kayne through the curtain and back out into the arena, on the stage, and she pushes Kayne down the aisle, as he is out of control in the shopping cart!!!Myst: SHOP TILL YOU DROP! Kayne slams into the ring apron VICIOUSLY! He is still laying in the cart, disoriented. Morrigan runs down and climbs the apron, and climbs the top rope...
SHOOTING STAR PRESS OFF THE TOP ROPE, ONTO KAYNE IN THE SHOPPING CART! THE SHOPPING CART EXPLODES!
ICW, ICW, ICWJS: Oh my GOD! GR: CLEANUP, AISLE THREE! Morrigan holds her back as she takes the broken Kayne into the ring. She rolls Kayne in and climbs the top rope.GR: THINLY SLICED. WELL DONE! Morrigan waits for Kayne to get to his feet...and flies OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH THE DRAGONCARANAJS: THAT'S IT, SOMEWHERE IN LONDON! KAYNE REVERSES INTO A POWERBOMB!!!!!
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KICKOUT, BY MORRIGAN!
Caps means things are getting exciting. Wasn't that exciting? MORESO BECAUSE OF THE CAPS.JS: Kayne almost got her there! Kayne picks Morrigan up, reverse suplex into a RKO!!!!!!!!! THE NEW BEGINNING!!!!Myst: THAT'S MY FAVORITE FRIDAY THE 13TH!!!!! Kayne makes the pin!
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KAYNE PICKS UP MORRIGAN, BREAKING THE COUNT!JS: What the hell? GR: IT'S FUCKING RUBBISH!!!! Myst: Big mistake on the part of Kayne. He might have had her, there. Kayne shakes his head no, as he looks like he has a better way of finishing her off.
Kayne goes to the outside, and grabs a steel chair. He sets it up, and sits Morrigan in the chair, and ascends the top rope...Myst: Looks like he's going for the coup de gras here. Kayne flies off, WITH THE PHOENIX DOWN BLOCKBUSTER NECKBREAKER BUT MORRIGAN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY, KAYNE EATS THE CHAIR WITH HIS BACK!JS: Kayne wanted to inflict serious pain on Morrigan! But he took too long! Kayne hits the ground, and springs back up, holding his back. Morrigan locks in a COBRA CLUTCH, THEN SHE FALLS DOWN WITH A NECKBREAKER, BREAK THE CYCLE!!!!JS: THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT! GR: PISS OFF!!!!! MYST: U GO, GRRL! Morrigan doesn't release the cobra clutch, and the referee is on hand to see if Kayne wants to tap out...but he's fading.
The ref raises Kayne's arm once.
twice....JS: Kayne is OUT! Three times!!!!!
Winner by knockout, and advancing to the second round, Sylver Morrigan
The fans go wild for Morrigan, as she springs to her feet, raising her arms in the air.JS: KAYNE IS OUT COLD!!!!!!! Morrigan looks down on Kayne, and tries to wake him up. She slaps him in the face, nothing.Myst: Man, Kayne doesn't look good. He is way out! Morrigan leans in and...
KISSES KAYNE!!!!JS: What the hell? GR: PUPPIES!!!!!!! for dinner? Myst: You don't make chinese food. Morrigan lets go of the kiss, disappointed it didn't wake Kayne up. She goes "HURMPH". She starts to turn around but KAYNE WAKES UP GRABS MORRIGAN AND LAYS A SMOOCH ON HER AS WELL!!!!JS: DISGUSTING! Myst: Two consentual adults showing some kind of emotion towards each other through an exchange of saliva is disgusting Joey? If that's wrong, then I don't want to be right. The two kiss for a while, then smile.JS: Nonetheless, Sylver Morrigan advances in the tournament to the second round cage match, to meet her BROTHER, Dan Hampton. UPDATED Terror Tournament Brackets:
FIRST ROUND: SECOND ROUND: Hardcore match steel cage match
Dave Dudley
vs. Hampton
Dan Hampton
Sylver Morrigan
vs. Morrigan
Fenyx Kayne
Lightning Bolt(injured) - BYE
vs. The Gladiator
The Gladiator
Calvin Constantine
vs. winner of Constantine/TBD
TBDJS: So, those advancing so far are Dan Hampton, Sylver Morrigan, and The Gladiator. Myst: Exciting night so far, guys! GR: Piss off. Cut to the parking lot, where we see Dave Dudley walking away from the building, a bag in tow.JS: Looks like Dave Dudley is leaving the arena tonight! Myst: He must be pretty upset after losing to Hampton. GR: He's FUCKING RUBBISH.
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Post by Dave Dangerously on Jun 11, 2008 18:20:53 GMT -6
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JULY2DIE.
live, from Madison Square Garden, only on Pay-Per-View.
back to live PPVJS: Well, The Gladiator has been granted a first round bye in the tournament. So there's only one first round match left... Myst: Lucky, The Gladiator is. Advantage he has. GR: What the fuck? You sound like a fucking MUPPET. IT'S RUBBISH. Myst: Dude...DUDE. YOU'RE ENCROACHING ON MY DECREES. GR: I SKULLFUCKED YOUR PISSANT MOTHER ON YOUR DECREES. Myst: THAT'S IT. IT'S GO TIME. JS: CAAAAAAAAAATFIGHT! I mean...MYST IS PYYYYYYYYYYYYYSTTTTTTTTTTTT Myst stands up, and throws Ramsay out of his seat to the floor in front of the announcers table.JS: This fight looks like a dragon fucking a goat. Ramsay gets up and throws some STEAK KNIFE CUTLERY INTO THE LEG OF MYST!!!!!!Myst: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEARGH!!!!!! Myst pulls the knife out, and throws it at Ramsay, it lands between his legs, narrowly missing his nutsac.JS: Oh my god! Myst then superkicks Ramsay right in the face. THE CALL TO ASHLEY!!!!JS: Hello, Ashley? Phone for you, it's GORDON'S FACE! paramedics come down to help Ramsay, but they go past him and help Myst instead. Ramsay is pissed, as he writhes in pain on the floor. Myst doesn't need medical attention, as he just pulls out a lighter and cauterizes the wound.Myst: WHAT'S REALLY HOOD, BITCH? JS: Damn, Myst. Myst: WHAT WHAT? I KEEPS IT REAL. The EMTS help Ramsay back to the...back.JS: Well, Myst, I guess it's just you and me, now. Myst: I don't swing that way Joseph. JS: I meant- Myst: I know what you MEANT. I'm just KIDDING. JS: Oh- Myst: Of COURSE we can fuck. JS: What? Myst: Huh? JS: Urrr...so NOW ON WITH THE TOURNAMENT! "Here I Come" by The Roots hits, and out comes Calvin Constantine, to a great fan reaction.JS: Calvin Constantine might be the best pure talent ICW has, right now. Myst: Calvin looks great in the ring, Joey. He's at the top of his game. JS: You've calmed down quite a bit, since Gordon left. Myst: What can I say? I hate the English. Constantine gets in the ring, and poses to the fans.FIRST ROUND MATCH: HARDCORE RULES
Calvin Constantine vs ......?JS: Well, let's see who it's going to be! Constantine's music stops, as the arena waits the arrival of his opponent.Tony Chimel: AND HIS OPPONENT.... Myst: Who could it be? The fans wait, as the camera focuses on the stage.
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Nothing.JS: What the hell? Myst: Where is the challenger? Constantine looks frustrated in the ring.Myst: COME ON, DAMNIT!!! The referee walks over to the timekeeper, as the timekeeper tells the referee something.JS: Fans, we're sorry for this, but this IS live TV. It looks like Constantine's opponent no-showed. The referee begins to count
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Winner by forfeit, and advancing to the second round, Calvin Constantine
Constantine hops out of the ring, and begins to walk up the stage.JS: Well, Constantine has won, here. What a crazy turn of events! Myst: The mystery guy was a pussy, that's all. A big fat sweaty one. JS: Kallista? Myst: No, but that works too. UPDATED Terror Tournament Brackets:
FIRST ROUND: SECOND ROUND: Hardcore match steel cage match
Dave Dudley
vs. Hampton
Dan Hampton
Sylver Morrigan
vs. Morrigan
Fenyx Kayne
Lightning Bolt(injured) - BYE
vs. The Gladiator
The Gladiator
Calvin Constantine
vs. Constantine
TBD - NO SHOW FORFEITMyst: Calvin looks pretty pissed, seems like he's going backstage to see what the hell happened. JS: Can you blame him? "DIY" by KMFDM hits.JS: What the hell? From the entrance comes The Gladiator, Centurius Maximus. The fans give a mixed reaction.Myst: What's going on here? Ding, ding
The steel cage begins to lower over the ring.JS: What in the world? Myst: Maximus vs. Constantine is supposed to be a second round match!!! Maximus walks towards Constantine as Constantine stands tall.SECOND ROUND MATCH: STEEL CAGE
The Gladiator vs. Calvin ConstantineMyst: THIS MATCH IS HAPPENING! Gladiator charges Constantine, but CC sidesteps. Gladiator charges into the cage as it finally lowers into place.
Constantine delivers a dropkick, knocking Gladiator back into the cage, once more.
Constantine picks up The Gladiator...SNAP SUPLEX INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAGE! Gladiator falls off the cage, onto the floorJS: Damn, what a suplex! Myst: Constantine needs to get some agression out, it looks like! Just like I do, when I take a huge poop. Straight doo doo, indeed.
CC slams Gladiator's head into the mesh, before sending him flying into the guardrailing. CC charges Gladiator, but Gladiator flips him over the rail!
CC falls to the crowd, as The Gladiator punches away at him from the other side.JS: This fight is taking it to the streets! The Gladiator locks CC up, and ROMAN COLLAR TWIST OF FATE ON THE GUARDRAILING!!!!!!Myst: WHOA! JS: Oh my GOD! Constantine's NECK IS BROKEN! The fans chant HOLY SHIT!
Constantine flips over the railing back into the ringside area, as The Gladiator marches up the stairs, and through the cage door, into the ring.
Constantine grabs his throat, as he starts to crawl into the cage.JS: They've both got to be in the cage before this match can actually start. Myst: Will Calvin be able to make it? That throat is dryer than Leigh's mom's. JS: Hey, don't diss Andrew Leigh. Myst: Why, because he's your precious Extreme Child Andrew Leigh? JS: YOU WONT TARNISH THE NAME OF ECAL. Myst: Fuck ECAL, fuck Y2A. All I need is Carter Wilson! Constantine crawls into the ring, and STARTS TO PUNCH GLADIATOR WHILE STILL ON HIS KNEES!JS: Constantine mounting a comeback! He won't be stopped! Constantine punches The Gladiator enough to get back to his feet. CC whips Gladiator into the ropes, and attempts a clothesline. Gladiator ducks, bounces off the ropes, and hits the big HHH KNEE TO THE FACE!Myst: Oh what a great knee to the face! Constantine is down again, as The Gladiator basks in the fans boos. Gladiator stomps Constantine a few times in the back, before applying a CAMEL CLUTCH!JS: Constantine couldn't come ALL the way back, there, it seems. Now Gladiator's wearing him down. Myst: For the folks at home, remember, the only way to win these second round matches is to escape the cage, through the door, or by climbing out. No pinfalls, no submissions. Gladiator cranks on the camel clutch, as Constantine struggles to break free.JS: I guess technically, The Gladiator could hold Constantine down until he passes out! Myst: Could be the strategy here. The Gladiator needs to win the match as fast as possible so he's fresh for the next round. The Gladiator jumps up and crashes down on the back of CC, as he lets go of the hold. The Gladiator flexes his muscles, as the fans boo.JS: We saw last week, these two men in a HELL of a match, as they both were taken out by outside forces. Myst: Gladiator managed to pull a victory out, still, however. That lucky fuck. The Gladiator shrugs off the boos, as he begins to walk towards the door.
Constantine wobbles up, and pushes Gladiator into the ropes, Gladiator hits the cage door, opening it, but doesn't go through it.
Constantine hits a russian leg sweep on Gladiator, and lies on the mat a moment, to regain his breath. Calvin FLIPS to his feet, as the fans go wild!JS: CC showing that stamina there! Constantine grabs The Gladiators legs, and tries to hook him up in the sharpshooter.
Gladiator blocks it, kicking CC into the ropes. Gladiator gets up, and goes for the SAXA BOTTOM!!!!
CC blocks it! REVERSE INTO THE 180 DDT! CC instinctively goes for the cover.Myst: Not in this match! CC picks up Gladiator and rams him face first into the cage!!
Gladiator falls between the ropes and the cage. CC runs and jumps on the turnbuckle, MISSLE DROPKICK TO GLADIATOR, HIS HEAD BOUNCES OFF THE CAGE AND HE FALLS BACK DOWN TO THE APRON!
CC quickly jumps to the ropes, and starts to climb the cage!JS: CC trying to get out now!!! Myst: Gladiator is down! But not for long, Gladiator gets to his feet, and grabs CC's feet. CC is halfway between the ropes and the top of the cage, clung to the cage. Gladiator tries to pull him down, as he stands on the bottom rope. Constantine kicks Gladiator off, and Gladiator steps back towards the middle of the ring.
CC looks back, and sizes Gladiator up...
CROSS BODY BLOCK FROM THE CAGE TO GLADIATOR!!!!!!
The fans chant ICW ICW ICWJS: OH MY GOD!!! Myst: You've got to think, if this was a one fall match, Gladiator would be done for. What an amazing high risk move! Constantine gets up, collects himself, and starts to go for the cage door.
The Gladiator grabs ahold of CC's boot, and keeps him from getting to the cage door.
Gladiator pulls himself up, using CC as leverage!
Gladiator hits CC with a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!!
CC flips and lands ON HIS FEET!!!!!!!JS: Whoa! What agility! Gladiator turns around and charges. Constantine counters with THE 180 DDT!!
BUT GLADIATOR COUNTERS, THE SAXA BOTTOM!!!!!
Constantine bounces off the mat!Myst: ROCK BOTTOM, ROCK BOTTOM! Gladiator crawls for the door.JS: He's gonna make it!!!! Gladiator crawls and crawls, when suddenly LIGHTNING BOLT comes from backstage!JS: What the hell? LB runs in and SLAMS THE CAGE DOOR ON MAXIMUS' HEAD!Myst: CRUD! JS: Maximus is OUT!!! LB then produces a masterlock, and proceeds to lock the cage door.JS: LB is locking the cage door! No escape from the door, now! LB walks off to the back, as he points at the ring.Lightning Bolt: Take that, you mother fucker. I'm the craziest in the ICW! Myst: Joey, LB is the craziest in ICW, apparently. JS: I guess so! Gladiator rolls around on the mat as Constantine gets to his feet.
Constantine sees that the cage door is locked, so he begins to climb the cage.JS: I think Constantine's got this one in the bag! Constantine is up to the top, and beginning to climb over when The Gladiator gets to his feet.
Gladiator begins to climb the cage, faster than CC. CC is over to the outside of the cage, as his belly rests on top of the cage wall. Gladiator begins to hook him up into a hold...Myst: Joey, Maximus is going for THE FALL OF ROME brainbuster, off the top of that cage! JS: No, that will KILL CONSTANTINE! CC struggles to break the hold, as the fans go wild. CC breaks the hold, and slams Gladiator's head into the cage. Gladiator takes a step back down, as CC manages to make it almost entirely over the top to the other side.
Gladiator climbs back up. He grabs CC's head and tries to pull him back inside the cage.JS: Good God, one of them are going to fall! Joey is incorrect, however,
as Constantine takes a step back up, grabbing Maximus' head, and FALLS OFF THE CAGE, SLAMMING GLADIATOR'S THROAT INTO THE TOP OF THE CAGE.
MAXIMUS FALLS BACK INTO THE RING, AND CONSTANTINE FALLS FEET FIRST TO THE FLOOR!
Winner by escaping the cage, and advancing to the final round, Calvin Constantine
The fans go wild!!!!JS: I can't believe it! I can't believe it! Constantine limps to the backstage area, as he raises his hand in victory.
Maximus is out, in the center of the ring.Myst: Constantine moves on to the final round, he could be the next ICW Champ! JS: He's going to have to face the winner of our next match, though, Morrigan, or Hampton. Myst: Gladiator kept coming back there, he wouldn't quit. He had the victory if it weren't for LB's locking the cage door. JS: Could be, Myst. Like they always say, don't play around with Lightning. Here's some updated brackets: UPDATED Terror Tournament Brackets:
SECOND ROUND: FINAL ROUND: Steel cage match Ladder match
Dan Hampton
vs. Winner of Hampton/Morrigan
Sylver Morrigan
The Gladiator
vs. Calvin Constantine
Calvin Constantinecut to backstage
Lightning Bolt is walking by, as Todd Pettengill stops himTodd Pettengill: LB, LB, a quick word with you, please. LB: What? Fuck you, Michael Cole. I may have a concussion, but I'm still LB. ICW needs to be on notice. Todd Pettengill: On notice for what? LB: That I'm a mushroom cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! LB walks off...Todd Pettengill: Gee whiz, that 1-2-3 kid is FAST. Like a POWER RANGER. Brain, Gorilla? Myst: Isn't that guy dead? And did he just call me black? JS: Well, our next match is going to determine Constantine's opponent. Myst: Hampton, Morrigan, or Constantine. One of the three will be the NEXT ICW CHAMP! "Sick of Life" hits, and out comes Sylver Morrigan.SECOND ROUND MATCH: STEEL CAGE
Sylver Morrigan vs. Dan HamptonJS: Well fans, it's time for what could turn out to be a heated, hellacious steel cage match here between not only friends, not only former tag team champions, but FAMILY. Myst: There's no question here that Dan Hampton and Sylver Morrigan are indeed family. How close? Well from what we've seen, it seems to wane. Morrigan enters the ring, as she surveys the steel cage around her.JS: The ominous steel cage structure. A death trap, some would say. Myst: This steel cage is made from solid steel supports, surrounded by a steel mesh wall. The wall has a little give to it, but as I can attest to, it still hurts like a mugfug. Just ask Gladiator!!! Morrigan looks at the cage, as she takes a deep breath.
"Past Tense, Future Perfect" hits, and out comes Dan Hampton, limping and looking dishelved as the fans cheer for The Golden One.JS: Morrigan is in the better condition of the two, I believe. Myst: Dudley really took it to Hampton, earlier, Joey. Morrigan's got a definite advantage, here. The two are now face to face in the ring. The referees close the cage door on the outside, as the bell sounds
Ding, Ding
The match is now underway, and the two just stare each other down.Myst: These two are not going to let anything stand in their way of becoming the next ICW World Heavyweight Champion. JS: Look at the show of respect, the show of FAMILY. Hampton and Morrigan shake hands, and then circle around each other.
They lock up in the collar-elbow.
Hampton gets the power advantage, but Morrigan reverses, twisting Hampton's tested arm.
Hampton rolls down on the mat, flips out of the armbar, and locks one on Morrigan. Morrigan runs towards the cage and
CLIMBS UP THE CAGE, flipping over backwards, to reverse. The fans applaudJS: Great technical wrestling from the both of them, and it is very obvious that Morrigan has the advantage in the energy department. Myst: I wonder if Hampton will be able to overcome the loss of what energy he exhausted while fighting Dudley earlier. That match was brutal. The two lock up again, and this time, a knee from Morrigan to the gut of Hampton.
Morrigan whips Hampton into the ropes, and drops him with a DROPKICK!
Morrigan lunges for the door!JS: Morrigan wants to end it now!!! Hampton grabs onto her leg, and pulls her back in...
ONLY TO LUNGE FOR THE DOOR HIMSELF!!!
Morrigan pulls Hampton back in, and starts to hit Hampton with a few haymakers to the forehead. She whips Hampton into the ropes, CLOTHESLINE!
Hampton DUCKS, and keeps running. Morrigan attempts another clothesline, and HAMPTON DUCKS!
Hampton runs into the ropes again and is DROPPED BY A SPINNING HEEL KICK!Myst: Ohhh, Hampton just couldn't keep that momentum going, there. Morrigan picks Hampton up, and whips him into the turnbuckle. Hampton stumbles out and walks right into a SPIRAL TILT-A-WHIRL SLAM!
Hampton bounces off the mat, as Morrigan gets back up to her feet.
Morrigan starts to go for the cage door...
But turns around!JS: What's she doing? She has this! Hampton is crawling, reaching to try to stop her.Myst: Hampton won't quit! The fire is there! Morrigan goes back to Hampton....but he drop toe holds her! Face first!
Morrigan gets back to her feet fast, as Hampton goes for a running fame-asser, CUT THE TENSION!
Morrigan blocks, Hampton keeps running, into the turnbuckle. He hops straight to the top rope!Myst: Hampton with a second wind! Hampton looks back at Morrigan from the top rope...
And jumps to the cage, starting to climb!
Morrigan jumps up as well, as the two are side by side on top of the cage.JS: The fans are rallying behind Hampton here, giving him some energy, but there is a HUGE following for Morrigan as well. Myst: It's undeniable that these two are the biggest fan favorites here in ICW. And they're neck and neck! Morrigan bashes Hampton's head into the cage. Hampton kicks Morrigan and she falls down, hanging by one arm. Morrigan falls, as Hampton starts to climb the cage.JS: Hampton is climbing! Morrigan gets back up, but Hampton kicks her off. Hampton, seeing that Morrigan won't stay down...flies off the cage with THE LAST DANCE hurricanrana from the cage!
The fans chant ICW, ICW, ICWMyst: What a MOVE! Hampton crawls up, as does Morrigan. Looks like it took more out of Hampton than it did Morrigan...
"Survivalism" hits the PA.JS: What in the HELL? Dave Dudley runs out, with a steel chair in hand.
Dudley comes to ringside, and starts to climb the cage. Dudley throws the chair into the ring, and it barely avoids hitting Morrigan.Myst: Damnit, Dudley! Stay out of this! Suddenly, FENYX KAYNE runs to ringside!JS: Here comes Kayne! Kayne runs down, and starts to climb the cage.
Kayne catches up to Dudley and starts to battle him on the side of the cage, until Dudley locks in a front facelock, and drops him, with the 4D! THE DAVE DUDLEY DEATH DROP OFF THE SIDE OF THE CAGE TO THE FLOOR!
HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT!JS: Fenyx Kayne is DEAD!!! Dudley crawls to the cage door, shoves the referees out of the way, and enters the ring. He starts to stomp on Hampton.JS: Come ON! Dudley sets Hampton up...the 4D! THE DAVE DUDLEY DEATH DROP!!!
Hampton is down, as Dudley raises his arms in victory.Myst: What the hell, we thought Dudley left the arena!!! Dudley grabs Morrigan by the hair, and pulls her close.JS: What the HELL!!! Fenyx Kayne gets back up, and enters the ring. He picks up the steel chair...CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF DUDLEY!!!
Dudley stumbles forward, SUPERKICK TO DUDLEY FROM MORRIGAN!!! Dudley is down!JS: Looks like Kayne helped Morrigan dispatch of Dudley! Kayne drops the chair, and starts to stomp away on Dudley...
Hampton gets to his feet...CHAIRSHOT TO THE BACK OF KAYNE!!!! KAYNE GOES DOWN!JS: Hampton wants to win this match!!!! Myst: He doesn't have time to play favorites. EVERYONE IN THE RING IS AN OPPONENT! Hampton turns around...MORRIGAN HITS THE BRACKISH CRADLE NECKBREAKER!!!!
Hampton is down, Morrigan starts to climb the cage!JS: She's going for it, right in front of us! Myst: Climb! Climb! Morrigan gets above the ropes and starts to climb the cage in quick fashion. Hampton gets to his feet and follows suit. He is right behind Morrigan.
Morrigan gets over the top, and Hampton follows.JS: THEY'RE DEAD EVEN!!! SOMEONE'S GOTTA DROP! Morrigan slips, and loses her footing, and Hampton gains a lead on getting down.
Dudley stumbles to the ropes, and climbs the cage.
He climbs to the top, and grabs Hampton, starting to pummel away on him on top of the cage.JS: Dudley is preventing Hampton from climbing down! Myst: Dave's trying to suplex him back into the ring! Hampton and Dudley struggle on the top, while Morrigan regains her footing...
She takes a few steps down the cage, taking the lead over Hampton...
and falls to the ring floor!!!
Winner, and advancing to the final round, Sylver Morrigan
The fans go wild!JS: Morrigan wins! She escaped the cage!!! Myst: Joey, Dudley and Hampton are right over us!!! Hampton and Dudley continue the struggle. Hampton bounces Dudley's head off the top of the cage as Dudley takes a step forward and up...
HAMPTON SUPER-PLEXES DUDLEY OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE TO THE RING FLOOR THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!!!
The table explodes, as Hampton mostly hits the floor, the back of his head bouncing off the table, and Dudley goes right through the table, right between Myst and Joey Styles.JS: OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!Myst: JESUS!!!! Dudley rolls around on the table wreckage, as Myst and Joey try to gather themselves.
Morrigan gets to her feet, as she crawls over to Hampton for the second time tonight, and helps him up. Kayne makes his way over to the scene, and helps the both of them up, as well.Myst: Dudley is fucking HURT, Styles. JS: No SHIT. WE NEED EMTS FOR BOTH!!! Hampton raises Morrigan's arm in the air, in victory.
The fans go crazy for the show of respect, as the three go to the backstage area, as the cage is raised. EMTs come to put Dave Dudley on a stretcher.JS: This might be the end of Dave Dudley right here. Good lord! Myst: That was one of the worst bumps I've ever seen, Joey. Wow. JS: Morrigan isn't going to have much time to recover, though. As the main event is in moments... Cut to backstage...
Calvin Constantine is stretching, shake out the bumps in preparation for the main event...
Suddenly, a man walks up...Calvin Constantine: ...can I help you? Johnny Hook: How's it going, Mr. Calvin? Name's Johnny Hook. Calvin Constantine: Should that mean anything? Johnny Hook: Yeah. It should. Hook steps up to Constantine's face.Johnny Hook: See, I'm the guy who was going to face you in the tournament. Calvin Constantine: What? Johnny Hook: Yeah, but I decided that for my ICW debut, I needed to do something a little more...substantial. I didn't just want to settle on defeating you, and moving on to dominate the tournament. That'd be far too easy. You see, I'm the best money can buy. And money certainly proved that, as you can see. And whoever pays for me, gets their money's worth. I'm the new highlight reel here in ICW. The star attraction. Calvin Constantine: You think you could have beat me? You blew it, buster. Now I'm in the main event, and you're jack shit. Why? Because I'm THE REAL DEAL. Johnny Hook: The real deal, eh? Well, go on, prove it. Take your best shot, real deal. Calvin Constantine: I don't have time for this. I've got to go out there and give those fans what they came to see. Constantine walks off, as we get a closeup of Johnny Hook's face...Johnny Hook: Hook...line...and sinker. JS: Well, apparently that was Constantine's opponent. Johnny Hook, making his debut in ICW. Myst: Maybe he was late? But I think he was telling the truth. He wants to make a big impact. JS: Well big impact is this: The final match of the Triple Terror Tournament.
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FINAL ROUND: LADDER MATCH FOR THE ICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Sylver Morrigan
vs.
Calvin Constantine
JS: Myst, Morrigan has wrestled twice already tonight. Constantine has only wrestled once. Morrigan isn't the worst beaten of the two, as she might have just tendered her ankle a litle bit on that fall from the cage.
Backstage dudes set up a new table at ringside for Myst and Styles.
Myst: I'm getting word from backstage that Morrigan is 100% ready to go for the main event. Also getting word that Dudley has been taken out in an ambulance. The extent of his injuries are unknown. We do know, that Dan Hampton is in good condition, just bruised and beaten a little.
JS: Unbelievable! Myst, the rules of this ladder match are pretty standard. You must climb the ladder to grab the belt. However, the belt is REALLY high up there. You're going to have to use an extra large ladder.
Myst: Yeah, the large ladder indeed. We've only seen this huge ladder in a couple of matches here in ICW. It's really deadly, hence "the Lethal Ladder match".
JS: Constantine is definitely the fresher of the two. But he did take a beating from Gladiator, don't get me wrong.
Myst: Mos def. Morrigan and Constantine might be evenly matched in the worn-down department here tonight. Who knows what will happen.
JS: In any event, we're about to crown a new ICW World Champ, and we've got us a new announce table here. Hopefully it's the last one.
Myst: I'm getting word from the back...
JS: What is it?
Myst: Gordon Ramsay is a douche.
JS: Yikes. Myst, I wouldn't mess with him. I guarantee-
Myst: Shut up, Broseph. He Pyst me off.
JS: Yeah but-
Myst: You don't PYSS ME OFF. You wouldn't LIKE me when I'm mad...
Camera cuts to backstage, where we see a shadowy figure, in the shadows...
Obscured by shadow: ICW, I don't have a name. I don't need one. I live inside each and every one of you. I'm the people, I'm the buildings. I'm America. I'm...
ICW. The landscape has changed, this is true. But some things never really change. Like the desire. The will to compete, to win. To stand up for what I believe in. This is where I belong, ICW. Now I'm home...
Cut back to the arena
JS: Interesting.
Myst: MYST-terious?
JS: That's a little much.
The bell sounds.
JS: Okay, here we go!
"Here I Come" hits, and out comes Calvin Constantine. The fans cheer loudly.
Constantine makes his way down the aisle, and stops in front of the ring, where the giant ladder rests. He eyes it, before walking around it, and sliding into the ring.
JS: Johnny Hook had some strong words for CC, eh?
Myst: He's a smart guy. Wants to make a huge impact here in ICW.
Cut to backstage, we see Morrigan talking to Kayne
Morrigan: Thanks for the help earlier, but I got this. You stay back here, no matter what happens.
Kayne: Good luck.
Morrigan: I won't need it...
Morrigan walks off, as we hear CC's music still in the background. Cut to the ring where Constantine is crouched, waiting for Morrigan...
"Sick of Life" hits, and the fans cheer for a slightly limping Sylver Morrigan. She makes her way to the ring and walks UNDER THE LADDER before getting into the ring.
Myst: Joey, that's bad luck!
JS: I think Morrigan feels like she is about to craft her OWN destiny right here.
the bell sounds again, the match is underway.
Ding, Ding.
The two circle each other in the ring...and IMMEDIATELY COME TO BLOWS!
JS: It's like they're trying to knock one another out!
Myst: Well, if one is incapacitated then it'd be easy to climb that ladder and retrieve the title.
Morrigan whips CC into the ropes, CC counters with a FLYING FOREARM!
Morrigan is down, CC runs into the ropes. Morrigan hits flat to the floor, CC jumps over her.
CC bounces off the ropes, Morrigan gets up, and on the rebound HIP TOSSES CALVIN CONSTANTINE TO THE FLOOR!
JS: Well, we knew this match would spill to the outside.
Myst: There's too much at stake here. Skill and finesse is nowhere to be seen.
CC is on the outside, as Morrigan makes a mad dash for the ladder. She slides to the outside, grabs it, and slides it back into the ring.
She then goes around the corner to go after CC but he is waiting for her, and drops her with a running clothesline. Morrigan hits the ringside floor, as CC leans on the ring apron for a moment.
CC kicks Morrigan a few times, and lays her over the guardrail.
CC climbs on top of the ring apron...
SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT!!!! MORRIGAN GETS OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!!!!
CONSTANTINE HITS THE GUARDRAIL, MIDSECTION-FIRST!
JS: Good lord!
Myst: Well, that's a way to start the digestion process, I'd say.
Morrigan slides into the ring, and sets up the ladder.
She positions it just right, and starts to climb...
JS: Morrigan going for the belt now!
Myst: That's a long, long climb, Joey.
Morrigan slowly climbs, as she looks fatigued.
CC collects himself on the outside and slides into the ring.
He starts to tip the ladder...
AND MORRIGAN AND THE LADDER GO CRASHING INTO THE RING ROPES!
Morrigan hits hard, holding her ankle.
JS: Morrigan may have injured or re-injured herself there, Myst.
Myst: That was a nasty fall, Joey.
CC rests on his knees, before setting the ladder back up. He doesnt decide to climb, however, as he decides to inflict more pain on Morrigan.
He pulls her to her feet, and hits a SNAP SUPLEX!
Morrigan bounces off the mat, as CC puts the boots to her face. He climbs up on the second rung of the ladder and uses it to springboard into a huge stomp to the midsection.
JS: CC showing a bit of a mean streak?
Myst: No, it's just intensity. He's really determined to win this thing.
CC picks up Morrigan, irish whip into the turnbuckle. Morrigan hits hard, and then walks forward, meeting CC who greets her with a HURRICANRANA, MORRIGAN IS FLIPPED RIGHT INTO THE LADDER, KNOCKING IT DOWN.
JS: Geez H. Christ!
CC sets the ladder up once again. He picks up Morrigan...DROP TOE HOLD! He floats over, locking in the sharpshooter!
Myst: THE PAGAN LAMENT!!!!
JS: Submissions are useless here though, Myst!
Morrigan is tapping out, but the referees can do nothing. CC cranks on the sharpshooter, as we can hear Morrigan yelling.
JS: Morrigan is just twisted crazy!
Myst: The sharpshooter is a dangerous move. Morrigan instinctively tapped to have CC release the hold, but like you said, it was futile. CC knows what he's doing when he picks apart each body part. Morrigan already has a bad leg here, and CC exploited it. How you gonna climb the ladder without a foot?
CC releases the hold, as he starts to climb the ladder. The fans are cheering still for both combatants.
JS: Constantine is climbing here, it looks as if he's got it in the bag!
Morrigan is on the mat, crawling towards the ladder.
Suddenly, from the back, out comes Johnny Hook, running down to the ring!
Myst: The fuck?
JS: That's Johnny Hook Myst! From earlier!
Hook pulls down CC from the ladder, and CC gets right in his face. The two start arguing. CC pushes Hook away from him, and starts to climb the ladder. Hook pulls him back down, and the two start brawling!
JS: Hook said he wanted to make an impact!!!
Constantine and Hook brawl it out, as Hook whips CC into the ropes. CC reverses and CLOTHESLINES HOOK OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!
Myst: Goodbye, Mr Hook!
CC starts to climb the ladder again, as Hook gets up, furious. He slides back into the ring. Calvin is almost near the top!
JS: Constantine's got it! He's got it!
HOOK PUSHES THE LADDER WITH CONSTANTINE ON IT, CONSTANTINE FALLS TO THE OUTSIDE, THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!
HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT!!!
JS: Oh...my...GOD!!!!!
Myst: NOT AGAIN!!!!!
Hook is in the ring, celebrating, as he is pumped up by the carnage. He slides to the outside, and pulls CC into the ring. Hook then goes under the ring, and pulls out TWO STEEL CHAIRS!
JS: Good lord, Hook has DECIMATED Constantine.
"I'm Shipping Up To Boston" hits the PA.
JS: What's this now?
Myst: What's that music?
Hook looks up around the arena, with a smile on his face. Morrigan has taken refuge in the corner.
JS: What's going on?
Suddenly the camera shows the crowd. Through the crowd comes a man, slightly familiar.
Myst: Someone's coming through the crowd. I can't tell who...
JS: Don't tell me it's Dudley again!
Myst: I don't know...
We can't see the man still, through the sea of crowd, but as he hops the guardrail, it becomes clear.
SCOTTIEPP7!!!!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!
Myst: SCOTTIEPP7!
the fans go wild for ScottiePP7, as he enters the ring, and stares down Johnny Hook.
JS: This is INSANE!
Myst: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hook and Scottie have some words...
AND SCOTTIE STOMPS AWAY ON CALVIN CONSTANTINE!!!!!
Scottie's cheers from the crowd quickly turn to BOOS
JS: WHAT THE HELL? WHAT THE HELL?
Myst: SCOTTIE! THATS THE MYSTERY MAN! HE'S BROUGHT HIMSELF AND JOHNNY HOOK TO ICW! HE'S THE ONE WHO PAYROLLED HOOK!
JS: BUT FOR THIS?
Myst: Talk about an IMPACT!!!!!
Scottie picks up Constantine...MARTINI DDT ON THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!
They position Constantine, putting him on his knees. Hook and PP7 grab the steel chairs...
JS: STOP THIS, THIS IS ENOUGH!!!
Myst: THEY'RE GOING FOR A CON-CHAIR-TO!!!!
Suddenly, Fenyx Kayne runs to ringside!
Kayne grabs PP7 from behind, punching away on him.
Morrigan gets to her feet, LOW BLOW TO JOHNNY HOOK!
The two simultaneously strip away the chairs from both men...
MORRIGAN HITS HOOK WITH THE CHAIR!
KAYNE HITS PP7 WITH THE CHAIR!
Hook and PP7 fall to the outside, as Kayne rolls out as well.
JS: Morrigan and Kayne dispatch of Hook and PP7!
Myst: But Morrigan told Kayne to stay out!
JS: Yeah, but Morrigan has more respect for Constantine than to let him get beat to hell by two men with chairs, Myst. Plus you know Hook and PP7 would have moved on to Morrigan!
The fans go wild!
Myst: Joey, look!
THE CAGE BEGINS TO LOWER
JS: What the hell?
The cage lowers, as the camera cuts to the back, where we see Lou E. Dangerously with the cage controls.
JS: Lou E. is ensuring that there is NO MORE INTERFERENCE in this match!
The cage lowers, trapping Morrigan, Constantine, the ladder, and a steel chair inside.
Myst: Now this is a...STEEL CAGE LADDER MATCH?
JS: AND LOOK, the cage door is LOCKED with a padlock, to further ENSURE no interference!
Kayne and Hook and PP7 battle to the backstage area.
Morrigan sets the ladder up, and starts to climb!
JS: Morrigan is going for it!!!
Morrigan climbs!
CC gets to his knees, he pushes the ladder!
THE LADDER GOES BARRELING INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAGE! MORRIGAN HITS HARD, AND BOUNCES OFF THE CAGE TO THE MAT!
HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT
JS: Good GOD!
Myst: Wow! That was fun!
JS: Fun? That was INSANE!
CC crawls to the ladder, setting it up...he climbs the ladder, but then stops. He SLAMS THE LADDER DOWN INTO MORRIGAN!
CC then sets the ladder up again. CC begins to climb!
At the same time, Morrigan gets to her feet. SHE TIPS THE LADDER OVER!
CONSTANTINE LANDS ON HIS FEET, ON THE ROPES!! HE LEAPS OFF WITH A CROSS BODY BLOCK!!!
MORRIGAN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!!! CONSTANTINE CRASHES ON THE MAT!
Constantine gets to his feet, as Morrigan creeps up behind him, and locks in a COBRA CLUTCH, and FALLS AWAY WITH IT!
JS: Morrigan just hit Constantine with the BREAK THE CYCLE!!!!
Morrigan picks up the ladder, and sets it up into the corner.
She picks Constantine up, and whips him into the turnbuckle. Constantine reverses, pushing Morrigan into the ladder face first!
Myst: Damn!
CC then reverse rolls up Morrigan, instinctively, but Morrigan kicks out, pushing CC Into the ladder!
JS: Constantine eats ladder!
But Constantine blocks it, and drops to his feet, MONKEY FLIPPING THE LADDER RIGHT INTO MORRIGAN!!!
Morrigan eats ladder!!!
JS: What a move!
Myst: INGENIUS MOVE BY CONSTANTINE!
CC positions the ladder on the mat, and picks up Morrigan...RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP ONTO THE LADDER!
Morrigan rolls off the ladder, as Constantine sets it up, and begins to climb...
JS: Constantine going for it, yet again!
Morrigan picks up the steel chair, and FLINGS IT INTO CONSTANTINE'S BACK!
Morrigan then climbs up on the other side of the ladder, as Morrigan and Constantine are battling it out on the next from top rung!
JS: THE TWO FINALISTS ARE TRADING BLOWS ON TOP OF THE LADDER!!
Myst: Joey, that ladder is taking some abuse. It's all bent out of shape like Eric Stoltz in Mask. It's gonna topple!
The ladder sways from left, and right
The fans go wild, as the ladder teeters from the left, to the right...
Before the ladder can give way, Constantine and Morrigan ABANDON SHIP! And jump off the ladder, to each side of the cage, Constantine jumps to the left, Morrigan jumps to the right! They both land on the top rope, and cling to the cage!
JS: I've never seen anything like this before!
Myst: THIS IS ICW!!!
The fans go CRAZY as the ladder slams into the mat. Morrigan and Constantine stare at each other, and then stare at the title hanging above the ring.
AND THEY BOTH BEGIN TO CLIMB THE CAGE!!!
It's a race, as the two climb to the top of the cage.
Myst: I don't know what they're trying to accomplish, here!
JS: Yeah, they're going to need to climb that ladder to reach the belt, Myst.
Constantine and Morrigan stare each other down, as the stand on THE TOP OF THE CAGE, holding on to the guide wires.
They look at the title belt hanging, and look past it, to each other...
AND THEY BOTH JUMP TOWARDS THE BELT, OFF OF THE CAGE!
IN FREE FALL THEY BOTH LATCH ON TO THE BELT, HANGING FROM THE RAFTERS BY A STEEL CABLE!!!
The fans ERUPT!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!
Myst: THIS IS INSANE!!!
The two struggle for position as they hang onto the steel cable holding the ICW title, high above the ring.
They both kick their feet at each other, trying to knock one another off.
JS: Good lord! They've gotta be 40 feet in the air!
Myst: Someone is going to get hurt, here!!!
Constantine lets go of the ring holding the belt, as he holds on with one hand and punches Morrigan.
Morrigan almost loses her grip, but she soon wraps her legs around Constantine's head.
Myst: They're fighting for that title! NO QUIT HERE!
Morrigan LETS GO OF THE RING HOLDING THE BELT ON THE CABLE ABOVE THE RING, AND FLIPS CONSTANTINE OFF WITH A DRAGONRANA- SOMEWHERE IN LONDON!!! THE TWO GO CRASHING INTO THE MAT, CONSTANTINE HITS THE LADDER ON THE FALL!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
Myst: They are BROKEN IN HALF!!!!!!! LISTEN TO THESE FANS!!!
Morrigan holds her back after hitting the mat hard, as Calvin Constantine appears to be out cold.
She picks the ladder up, after getting to her feet, and positions it. And climbs, SLOWLY.
JS: I can't BELIEVE she is able to climb after that, let alone STAND!
Morrigan climbs slowly, allowing Constantine to get to his feet.
Myst: Good LORD! The ICW Title means THAT MUCH to the both of them!
JS: It means THAT MUCH to EVERYONE, Myst. You know this!
Constantine climbs up the ladder, meeting Morrigan once again on the top of the ladder. Morrigan is just touching the belt, when Constantine reaches her. The two exchange blows once again, on top of the wobbly ladder.
Myst: They've got to be careful, remember what happened last time!
Constantine bashes Morrigan's face into the top of the ladder, and then hits her with THE 180 DDT OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER TO THE CANVAS BELOW!!!!
THE FANS: ICW, ICW, ICW
JS: DAMNIT! WHEN WILL IT END? WHAT WILL IT TAKE?
Consantine gets to his feet, raising his arms in victory. The fans cheer!
He eyes Morrigan, rolling around on the mat, not unconcious, but close. He walks past her, and starts to climb the ladder, yet again!
JS: THE DETERMINATION, THE DRIVE! CALVIN CONSTANTINE HAS IT ALL!!
Myst: But not the ICW World Heavyweight Championship, Joey!
Calvin climbs, and is close to range to reach out and touch the belt!
JS: HE'S GOT THAT TOO!!!
Constantine looks down at the mat, and sees Morrigan stirring....
he looks back up at the title, and back down at Morrigan. CONSTANTINE FLIES OFF THE LADDER WITH A ROLLING LEGDROP, THE ATOMIC SPLIT!!!
JS: Oh...my...
MORRIGAN ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!!!! CONSTANTINE LANDS RIGHT ON HIS ASS!!!
JS: GOD!!!
Morrigan picks up the steel chair, as Constantine remains seated on the mat, STEEL CHAIR SHOT RIGHT TO THE TOP OF CONSTANTINE'S CRANIUM!!!!!
Myst: SAY GOODNIGHT, CALVIN!!!
Morrigan throws down the steel chair, as she starts to climb the ladder. The fans are nuts!
Myst: Constantine wanted to drive a final nail in Morrigan's coffin, but it cost him!
JS: ONE MISTAKE CAN CHANGE IT ALL, AS MORRIGAN CLIMBS TO GLORY!!!
Morrigan is climbing the ladder, as suddenly from the back, the camera catches...LONE WOLF running to the ring, baseball bat in hand!
Myst: Lone Wolf? WHAT THE FRICK?
JS: What's he doing out here? NO!
LW hits the ringside area, and bashes the cage door lock repeatedly with the baseball bat.
JS: No. WHAT'S HE DOING?
The lock disintegrates courtesy of LW's bat. He enters the cage, and goes near the ladder, BASEBALL BAT TO THE BACK OF MORRIGAN!!!!
She falls of the ladder, as the fans are in DISGUST!
JS: NO! WHAT THE HELL???
Myst: LONE WOLF? WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?
Morrigan climbs down with LW's help, as he drops his bat on the mat. LW sets her up in a double underhook, JUGULAR CRUSH PEDIGREE ON THE BASEBALL BAT!
Morrigan is OUT!
JS: OH MY GOD! HER THROAT MAY BE SERIOUSLY DAMAGED!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
Myst: She needs medical attention. MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!
LW then picks up his baseball bat and proceeds to SMASH THE LADDER WITH IT!
The ladder is completely twisted, and unable to stand up. Lone Wolf leaves the ringside area, just as fast as he came.
Myst: What the hell? Lone Wolf destroyed the ladder, too.
JS: WAS THIS A DELIBERATE ATTACK ON SYLVER MORRIGAN? WHY WOULD LONE WOLF DO THIS?
Myst: LW didn't even LOOK at Constantine, Joey. Are they in cahoots?
JS: I would like to believe NOT, Myst. But WHO KNOWS?
Constantine gets to his feet, as Morrigan is completely out cold.
JS: Cheap. CHEAP!
Constantine gets to his feet, as the fans are still cheering for him. He sees Morrigan is down, as he tries to set the ladder up, but it is totally beyond repair.
Constantine SLAMS THE LADDER INTO MORRIGAN!
Constantine looks around, and starts to climb the cage.
JS: Morrigan is out! Constantine needs to grab the belt!
Myst: Nothing to climb but the cage, Joey! And did you see Constantine slam that ladder into the unconscious Morrigan? Further insult to injury. The way Calvin looked, he didn't know who attacked Morrigan, or did he look like he was waiting for this to happen. I think it was a random attack.
JS: Lone Wolf DID run the Crack House Federation. Maybe some spilled into his supper.
Calvin Constantine climbs the cage a bit...and then jumps back off. He goes over to Morrigan, pulls the ladder off of her, and picks her up.
JS: What's this now?
Myst: You know...I think Calvin has more respect than that. He wants to beat Morrigan fair and square!
Constantine helps the severely dazed Morrigan to her feet...and hits her with the EMPIRE'S FALL HURRICANRANA!
Constantine climbs the cage as the fans cheer!
Myst: Constantine wanted to prove that he could win the title on his own!
JS: That's just insane. That move might not have worked if it weren't for Lone Wolf!!!
Myst: Calvin Constantine is a bigger man than that. He HAD to put Morrigan down with his own moves.
Constantine climbs to the top of the cage, and LEAPS OFF TOWARDS THE BELT, GRABBING IT!!!
HE HANGS!!!!
HE HANGS!!!!!!!!
HE HANGS!!!!!!!!!!!
HE GRABS THE ICW TITLE,
HE FALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winner, and NEW ICW World Heavyweight Champion, Calvin Constantine
CC falls to the mat hard, clutching the ICW Title belt. "Here I Come" hits the PA again, as Constantine struggles to get to his feet, still holding the ICW title. The fans are on their feet!
JS: CONSTANTINE IS THE NEW ICW CHAMPION!
Myst: What a match. WHAT A NIGHT!
JS: It should be noted that he won WITH HELP FROM LONE WOLF.
Myst: I don't think so, Joey. I think Wolf acted independantly.
Cut to the backstage area, we see Fenyx Kayne on the recieving end of a beatdown from LONE WOLF AND HIS BAT!
JS: Good LORD! Someone stop it!
Myst: No wonder he didn't come to Morrigan's aid!
EMTs come down for Morrigan, who is bleeding from the nose, and totally out cold.
Constantine poses with the ICW title on the turnbuckle, as the cage is raised into the air. Fireworks and pyro go off above the ring!
JS: Ladies and gentlemen, what a night here from the Triple Terror Tournament. We have a new ICW Champion, SEVERAL people are in the hospital, and TOTAL INSANITY.
Myst: What else do you expect? IT'S ICW!!!!!!
JS: Fans, for Gordon Ramsay, Todd Pettengill, Myst, and anyone else that I don't remember might have been on the PPV, this is Joey Styles. We'll see you NEXT THURSDAY on Thursday, INSANE Thursday. GOODNIGHT!
EMTS continue helping Morrigan, as the camera pans to the skybox, where Lou E. Dangerously is clapping his hands.
The camera cuts to Calvin Constantine, who is walking around the ring with the ICW Championship, giving the fans high fives...
end transmission
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