Post by Dave Dangerously on Jun 25, 2008 9:04:46 GMT -6
"Dead Bodies Everywhere" hits, as we are greeted with a shot of inside the ICW Arena. On the stage, we see a casket, funeral floral decor, and a big picture of Dave Dudley held up by a white funeral easel. Pallbearers line the stage, as Lou E. Dangerously is seen standing at a podium, dressed in black and white mourning attire...
Lou E. Dangerously: Ladies and gentleman, children of all ages. We're all here today to pay homage to one of the men who helped FORGE ICW...
The KoRn stops, and "Testify" by Rage Against The Machine hits.
Lou E. Dangerously: A man who was birthed in hardcore...and went on to TESTIFY around the world...
"Closer" by Nine Inch Nails hits
Lou E. Dangerously: And a man who tried to get closer to god, with each passing day....
"Survivalism" by NIN hits next
Lou E. Dangerously: But in the end, it turned out that he wasn't able to survive himself.
The pallbearers leave the stage area.
Lou E. Dangerously: Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we're here to mourn the passing of the greatest performer wrestling has ever seen.
Yep, you guessed it, SIGN GUY DUDLEY.
Myst: What the hell?
Lou E. Dangerously: Oh, and some faggot named Dave Dudley, too. I think. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SAY IT WITH ME...
NO MORE DUDLEYS!
NO MORE DUDLEYS!
NO MORE DUDLEYS!
NO MORE DUDLEYS!
"NO MORE DUDLEYS!"
"NO MORE DUDLEYS!"
"NO MORE DUDLEYS!"
The ICW Thursday, Insane Thursday intro package rolls, as we cut back to inside the ICW Arena in Philadelphia, PA. FIREWORKS GO OFF ALL OVER THE STAGE, BLOWING UP THE CASKET AND PICTURE OF DAVE DUDLEY!
Joey Styles: WELCOME TO THURSDAY INSANE THURSDAY!
The camera pans to see such signs as:
"SAVE US, Y2A!"
"NO MORE DUDLEYS!"
"I WANT A ROOM AT THE HAMPTON INN"
"I WANT TO BE INN HAMPTON"
"WHO LET CHUCK FINN IN THE BUILDING? IT SMELLS LIKE FRENCH FRIES!"
"ICW IS REALLY CRAZY!"
"THE AGE OF CONSTANTINE BEGINS TONIGHT!!!"
The camera settles in front of the announce table
JS: Hello everyone and WELCOME to Thursday Insanity, I'm your host the VOICE of Insanity, Joey Styles and I'm joined by my broadcast partner, THE LOCAL BREATH OF INSANITY, Myst!
Myst: Good to be here Joey, we've got a lot planned for tonight as you've seen, Lou E. Dangerously has MADE IT OFFICIAL - NO MORE DUDLEYS!
JS: A new era in ICW, indeed. Also tonight we will have A BATTLE ROYAL, with the winner receiving an entry into JULY2DIE AND THE INSANITY CELL!
Myst: That's not all, Joey, in our main event, The ICW World Title will be up for grabs TONIGHT, it's ScottiePP7 vs. Calvin Constantine!
JS: All this and more on the march to July2Die, and Myst, we're going to see the return of a EWA staple here.
Myst: Spunk?
JS: No, not that faggot shit.
Myst: Faggot shit? I created SPUNK!
JS: Exactly. I'M TALKING ABOUT THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH DAN HAMPTON!!!!
It's been 6 years.
Talents have come and gone.
Fuck, I think Carson died in the middle of all this.
But here, for the first time ever on ICW-TV, we present for you...
THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH DAN HAMPTON!!!!
Reno Starr: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and the occasional dolphin, put your hands together for the star of our show... DAN HAMPTON!
The camera sweeps around the set...a standard oak desk with an old-styled condenser microphone on it; next to it, a plain black corduroy couch, and a small, nondescript plant sitting in between the two. A large black curtain separating the backstage and on-stage areas. A set of risers off to the side showcase a band and its leader, Sib Hashian. Yes, that Sib Hashian. The crowd's applaus amplifies as Dan Hampton comes onstage, waving his hands to the crowd, and playfully shoving the Andy Richter to his Conan O'Brien, Michael Cole to the ground. Dan then playfully kicks him in the jaw before walking over to his desk, resplendent in a black pinstriped suit. The ovation dies down, and he addresses the crowd.
Dan: Thank you, thank you, it's...kind of great to be back.
Michael Cole wanders over to the couch, rubbing his jawbone.
Dan: stage whispering Really, Cole, all you could get was Sib fuckin' Hashian? What, were the guys from Air Supply busy?
Michael Cole: C'mon dude, Boston rocks. You know this, I know this, the world knows this.
As if on cue, the Sib Hashian 7 play a few bars of a lounge-ified "More Than A Feeling".
Dan: stony silence
Sib Hashian, former drummer of Boston: Easy like a Sunday morning, boys.
Dan: THAT WASN'T EVEN YOUR FUCKING SONG. Jesus Christ, I hate my life.
Anyways, we've got a great show for you tonight, and boy, does it feel fucking great to be back here for the first time on ICW-TV! Thursday nights. live in fucking stereo! Now, let's bring out our first guest, Scot-
Michael Cole interrupts.
Cole: Uh, Dan...about that...see, Scottie had to cancel.
Dan: stunned No shit? Fuck...then who do we have as a backup?
Cole: Uh...back...up?
Dan: Don't tell me you didn't book anyone else as a fallback...
Sib Hashian of Boston fame: Hey man, it doesn't matter who it is, the Sib Hashian 7 will welcome them with open arms.
Dan: THAT'S STILL NOT YOUR FUCKING SONG.
Sib: Man, keep that up and we're gonna have to go our Separate Ways.
Dan: stony silence
Cole: Well, we got one guy...
Dan: Fuck it, bring it out, whoever it is.
The Sib Hashian 7 plays a snazzy version of "Peace of Mind" as out comes the man, the myth, the absolute fucking legend...BIKER.
The crowd reacts as if someone just shit all over their dinner. Can you blame then? Dan, for his part, starts banging his head on his desk.
Biker: Tnkahs rof avhing em rehe, Nad Frampton. u htuought di' vervn tge to eb no ICW letvesioni agnia!
Dan: WHY CAN'T YOU SPEAK ENGLISH.
Cole: I think i caught one word in there that wasn't really that awful...
Dan: God I hate my life. I think I hate my agent more.
Biker: Rnat'e yuo gnoig ot aks me aoutb ym nwe book?
Dan: You have a book? Seriously?
Biker: Yse!! Is't clalde "KRAM FUCK: YM FLEI SA NA ICW ITNREVIWER"
Dan: Really, really, that sounds fascinating...now, does the book read like a game of Boggle threw up on the page, too?
Biker: Whta?
Dan: Nevermind. Well, folks, my producer Steve--hey Steve, wave hello to all the people at home!
The shots switches to a look behind the cameras, where a modest looking man with black-rimmed glasses, a red sweater, and a set of headphones holds a clipboard.
Dan: Take a look at Steve, America. He's probably the one to blame for this. As I was saying, Steve's in my ear telling me we have about four more minutes with this segment, but I'm just so goddamn furious I'm going to sit here in silence the entire time. And if either you or Cole talks, I'm going to disembowel you and then pray to the god Frushia'ggev to come and rape your souls in the eternal midnight of purgatory.
Biker: Snudos fari.
Dan sighs and resumes banging his head on his desk. For the next four minutes, all you hear is the dull thud of the eternal sadness of a man whose late night show is being booked by someone who couldn't keep his job going up against Jonathan Coachman. Finally, Dan looks up and smiles at the camera.
Dan: Well, that's all the time we have tonight. I'm going to go back in the dressing room and list the pros and cons of suicide. Goodnight, America!
The crowd hoots and hollers[but why?] as the camera sweeps over the set and the announcer speaks over the rolling credits.
Reno Starr: Join us next week, when our special guest will be Todd Pettengill!
Dan: OVER MY DEAD BODY.
commercial break:
Remember Ethan Prophet?
Remember how gay he was?
Just sayin'.
danrevolution85 (7:45:02 PM): He's probably having sex with art cunts with short hair cuts and oversized clits
DaVE DuDLeY 632 (7:45:07 PM): lol
DaVE DuDLeY 632 (7:45:09 PM): oh man
DaVE DuDLeY 632 (7:45:14 PM): I gotta quote you on that
danrevolution85 (7:45:24 PM): print it
DaVE DuDLeY 632 (7:45:29 PM): That just made a commercial break
DaVE DuDLeY 632 (7:45:38 PM): This IM is brought to you by Snickers, take it away dan
Back to live TV:
JS: Fans we're back here on ICW, and it's time for the Battle Royal. The rules are simple. You go over the top rope, you fall through a table, you're eliminated!
Myst: Now, remember, you have to go over the top rope AND land through a table to be eliminated. You land on the floor, no table, no dice. No table breakage, no dice. NO DICE!
JS: Take it easy, Charles Bronson.
Myst: Lou E. Dangerously has added some stipulations, as well: The winner gets into the insanity cell match. But the last four eliminated? GO STRAIGHT TO THE ICW NAME YOUR OWN CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH...AT JULY2DIE!
JS: Wow! And the stipulations for that match will be voted on by YOU, THE FANS!
Myst: Fucking A!!!
We see inside the ring, already:
Fenyx Kayne.
Sylver Morrigan.
Pyro.
Lightning Bolt.
Johnny Q. Public.
Cromwell Welkins.
Conquistador Uno.
Conquistador Dos.
The ringside area is lined with tables, including a GLASS TABLE directly on the side of the ring in FRONT of the ramp. "Battery" hits, and out comes Lone Wolf to a chorus of boos. He comes out with his baseball bat in tow, alongside The Seductress, Helter Skelter, and Really Crazy.
Myst: Wolf is coming out with an army, it seems like!
JS: Absolutely, the shocking return of Really Crazy to ICW, aligning himself with Lone Wolf...we haven't seen Crazy in years!
Myst: Oh, I'LL show you crazy...
JS: I should point out, fans, that The Gladiator, Centurius Maximus was SUPPOSED to be in this battle royal, but he has sustained some sort of concussion type injury, and is currently in a coma. Our best wishes and prayers go out to him, we don't know when he'll return to action, but we'll keep you posted.
Myst: Don't forget Los Conquistadors, who have returned to ICW after a 2-year hiatus!
Wolf hands the baseball bat to Really Crazy, as he enters the ring, THE BELL SOUNDS, AND THIS FUCKING BATTLE OF MOST ROYALNESS IS UNDERWAY!!!
JS: SLOBBERKNOCKER!!! Was that right?
Myst: No, try this: STONE COLD, STONE COLD, STONE COLD!
Immediately, Wolf is targeted. Sylver Morrigan, Johnny Q. Public, Fenyx Kayne, and Pyro all gang up on Wolf. Conquistador Uno and Cromwell Welkins tie it up, while LB tangles with Conquistador Dos.
Welkins immediately tries to eliminate Uno. Welkins tosses Uno over the top rope, but Uno hangs on, head scissoring Welkins over the top rope!
Myst: WELKINS IS GONE HERE!
Nope, he hangs on.
Welkins slides back under the ropes as Uno goes over to help Dos double team Lightning Bolt.
QPublic is hammering away on Lone Wolf. QPublic charges LW, but LW low-bridges the ropes, QPUBLIC GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE!
JS: JOHNNY Q IS HANGING ON BY A THREAD!
QPublic hangs on, as his feet touch the table. He slides back into the ring, under the bottom rope, as we see Cromwell Welkins slide out of the ring, and stand out on the outside, hands on his waist.
LW turns around STRAIGHT INTO SYLVER MORRIGAN! THE FANS GO WILD!
JS: MORRIGAN IS FINALLY GOING TO GET A PIECE OF LONE WOLF!
Fenyx Kayne pushes her out of the way, and starts to hammer away on Lone Wolf, as Kayne looks on. Meanwhile, Pyro takes the initiative, and picks up Johnny Q Public, starting to work him over with some lefts and rights.
Myst: Morrigan had the chance there to take out Wolf, but Kayne took charge and is taking a piece out of his ass, himself!
Meanwhile, as Cromwell still looks on outside the ring, Dos and Uno are double teaming Lightning Bolt. Dos and Uno DOUBLE DROPKICK TO LB! LB IS ROCKED, OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!
BUT HE FLIPS BACK INTO THE RING! Dos kicks LB in the midsection, as Uno climbs the top rope. DOS POWER BOMBS LIGHTNING BOLT AS UNO HITS HIM WITH A FLYING LEG DROP FROM THE TOP ROPE, THE BIG ENCHILADA!!!
The fans cheer for Los Conquistadors, as Dos tries to then eliminate LB.
As Dos is trying to throw out LB, Morrigan and Uno hook it up. Morrigan whips Uno into the ropes, and attempts a clothesline.
Uno ducks! Uno keeps running, bouncing off the ropes. On the rebound, Morrigan grabs him by the mask and TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!
JS: That's it! Conquistador Uno is GONE!
UNO HANGS ON, flipping over the rope, landing on the apron! He turns his back to the ring, holding on to the top rope, and looks at the crowd, pointing at his head like he's smart.
Myst: Skill by Uno. Cockiness by CUERVO!
Uno turns around only to be greeted in the face by a SUPERKICK, FROM MORRIGAN! UNO FALLS OFF OF THE APRON, THROUGH THE TABLE!!!
Eliminated, Conquistador Uno
The fans go wild as the table is in shards from Uno going through it. Welkins steps by the wreckage, on the outside.
JS: Conquistador Uno has been elimated, his partner Conquistador Dos looking on...
Dos looks on, as LB uses the opportunity to gain an advantage, turning the tide and now trying to elimate Dos.
Meanwhile, Pyro stomps QPublic on the mat, as QPublic still won't allow Pyro to eliminate him just yet. Pyro goes and helps Fenyx Kayne punch away on Lone Wolf. Morrigan picks up QPublic and starts to attempt to eliminate him, now.
Kayne Holds LW, as Pyro sizes him up, but WOLF BREAKS FREE, Pyro hits Kayne with a brutal haymaker, Kayne is rocked back.
JS: The double-team kind of backfired, there!
Wolf breaks free, as Kayne holds his head, more shocked at himself getting hit, than hurt. Pyro leans in to apologize but WOLF TAKES ADVANTAGE, starting to punch away. Pyro counters, and whips Wolf into the ropes. Wolf reverses, and Pyro goes into the ropes, off of the rebound, Really Crazy on the outside trips Pyro with the baseball bat!
JS: Come on, get Wolf's entourage out of there!
Myst: Hey, it was an honest mistake on RC's part. Ah, RC cola. Refreshing. ICW Thursday Inferno is brought to you by RC Cola, and by Diet Rite. When you've got to Diet, Diet RITE!
JS: ...this show is actually still called Thursday Inferno?
Myst: Technically, yeah. Kind of like how Monday Night Raw became Raw is War for a while?
JS: I like I liked Sunday Night Fire better.
Myst: YEAHBUTWUH?
Pyro turns around, yelling at RC, but it costs him, as Wolf comes up from behind and tosses Pyro OVER THE TOP ROPE, AND THROUGH A TABLE!!!
Eliminated, Pyro
Really Crazy, Helter Skelter, and Seductress all applaud Wolf's actions, as Kayne comes up from behind and CLOTHESLINES WOLF, OVER THE TOP ROPE, THROUGH A TABLE!
Eliminated, Lone Wolf
The fans cheer for Wolf being eliminated, as he is helped by his entourage.
JS: Wolf and Pyro both eliminated, we're down to Fenyx Kayne, Sylver Morrigan, Johhny Q.Public, Lighting Bolt, Conquistador Dos, and Cromwell Welkins!
Myst: SIX LEFT!!!
Lighting Bolt and Conquistador Dos start to trade blows, LEFT AND RIGHT, RIGHT AND LEFT, BACK AND FORTH, TO AND FRO, FORTH AND BACK, FRO AND TO, ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY.
LB whips Dos into the ropes, and follows him into the ropes attempting a CLOTHESLINE...THEY BOTH GO OVER!
BUT THEY BOTH HOLD ON, and fall back into the ring!
JS: What action!
Myst: Welkins is still on the outside!
JS: What a dirty bastard.
The fans begin to chant "FENYX KAYNE, FENYX KAYNE"
As Kayne goes to help Morrigan take on QPublic. Morrigan and Kayne try to elimate Johnny Q, but he manages to wiggle off of the ropes. He starts to punch Morrigan and kick Kayne. They both kick Johnny Q. in the midsection, and whip him into the ropes. They go for a double clothesline but QPublic ducks!
He keeps running into the ropes, and hits the two with a flying double clothesline of his own! The fans cheer!
On the outside, Welkins is pacing around the ringside area, surveying the match, as Lone Wolf gets to his feet, furious.
Myst: QPublic is standing ground in the ring. You know, Joey, I had some great matches with him. He's a hell of a competitor. Great will to survive.
JS: Unlike Dave Dudley, who turned out to not have...SURVIVALISM, HEH HEH
Myst: HEH HEH
French Guy: HEH HEH
In the backstage area, Lou E. Dangerously: HEH HEH
In a hospital in Philadelphia, Christian Underwood: HEH HEH {cough} Man...having LEIGHDS sucks.
QPublic gets up, as he grabs Kayne by the head and FLINGS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! But Kayne teeters, and lands back in the ring, never going over the top. Right after Kayne regains his balance, Morrigan whips QPublic into the ropes, and QPublic bounces into Kayne, THIS TIME SENDING HIM FLYING OVER THE TOP!
JS: KAYNE IS ELIMINATED!
But he hangs on, on the ring apron, as QPublic hits the mat from the collision. Morrigan walks over to express her concern.
Myst: Kayne is hovering right in front of that glass table, Joey.
JS: Morrigan didn't mean to throw QPublic into Kayne, Myst. She's honestly sorry, it appears.
Myst: These two, their relationship is- HEY WAIT Lone Wolf, right out in front of us, is ENTERING THE RING, WHA???
LW enters the ring and charges Morrigan and Kayne, Morrigan turns around, sees LW coming, and steps out of the way, WOLF HITS THE POUNCE ON KAYNE THROUGH THE ROPES, WOLF SENDS KAYNE FLYING OFF THE APRON AND THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE
Eliminated, Fenyx Kayne
Wolf falls to the outside, too, as Morrigan looks on with anguish!
JS: Oh my GOD! Kayne is FULL OF GLASS!!!
RC, HS, and Seductress help up Wolf as he has a bit of glass in him as well. They start to take him to the back, as Kayne is laying in a bloody mess of glass.
Myst: Man, that glass table was HARDCORE!!!
Morrigan looks on, not beliving what just transpired.
JS: We're down to the final five! FOUR OF THESE COMPETITORS WILL GO ON TO JULY2DIE TO BE IN THE NYO TITLE MATCH, AS THE WINNER WILL GO ON TO THE MAIN EVENT!
QPublic gets to his feet, as Morrigan looks down on Kayne...ATONEMENT SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF MORRIGAN'S HEAD, SHE GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE, AND THROUGH A TABLE!
Eliminated, and qualifying for the NYO title match at July2Die, Sylver Morrigan
She lands through the table, right next to Kayne, who is full of broken glass, as EMTs help.
JS: Good lord! QPublic is an opportunistic-
Myst: QPublic is the veteran in the ring here, Joey. He's not one to pass up an opportunity like that! The ICW title is what these people all want, in the long run. They'll do anything!
Cromwell Welkins enters the ring, with a steel CHAIR, as QPublic celebrates, and from behind, a CHAIRSHOT TO QPUBLIC'S BACK, SENDING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE, AND THROUGH A TABLE!!!
Eliminated, and qualifying for the NYO title match at July2Die, Johnny Q. Public
Cromwell raises the chair high, as he turns around to see CONQUISTADOR DOS and LIGHTNING BOLT RUNNING FOWARD, DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE TO WELKINS, WELKINS GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND THROUGH A TABLE!
Eliminated, and qualifying for the NYO title match at July2Die, Cromwell Welkins
Conquistador Dos and Lightning Bolt look at the crowd and then each other, as they are the final two in the ring. The fans go wild!
On the outside, Morrigan is walking with Kayne as he is led out on a stretcher, as the EMTs try to pick glass out of him.
JS: WE'RE DOWN TO THE FINAL TWO!!!
Myst: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. Dos, who with Uno were late additions to this match, and Bolt, who has just been cleared to wrestle tonight after sustaining a concussion!
Dos and LB start to brawl again, Dos, the heavier power man of Los Conquistadors, easily whips LB into the ropes. On the rebound, LB stops, and picks up the chair!
JS: LB's got that chair that Welkins brought into the ring!
LB throws the chair at Dos, Dos catches it, and LB hits a THUNDERCLAP SUPERKICK TO THE FACE OF CONQUISTADOR DOS, WITH THE CHAIR!
The chair goes flying up off of Dos, as Dos stumbles back into the ropes.
JS: OH MY GOD!
Myst: Dos is living on the edge, just like Aerosmith!
LB runs towards Dos, looking to clothesline him over the top rope, but DOS BACKBODY DROPS LB OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!
THATS IT IT'S OVER!!!!!!!
THE WINNER,
NO WAIT!!! LB HANGS ON!!! He runs up the apron and jumps on the turnbuckle, flying off of the top rope onto Dos with what appears to be a seated senton/stage dive/doink whoopie cushion! DOS CATCHES LB, though, and holds him like he's going to powerbomb him!
Myst: Bolt is in trouble here!!!
LB starts to punch on Dos as he holds him in the air, and LB counters, taking Dos over with a hurricanrana!
Dos hits lightly, and starts to get back to his feet, as LB leaps for the chair, grabs it, and as Dos gets up, LB leaps up with a FLYING DROPKICK WITH THE CHAIR TO THE FACE OF CONQUISTADOR DOS! DOS GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Myst: CONQUISTADOR DOS IS OUT!
As Dos flips out of the ring, he hangs on a bit, causing him to bounce off the apron, and basically roll onto a table.
JS: Wait, wait. You have to be thrown over the top rope AND put THROUGH a table to be eliminated. This doesn't count!
The referees confirm amongst themselves, as they say it is not an elimination.
LB looks confused in the ring, as he steps through the second rope, and climbs the turnbuckle...
Myst: What's LB doing?
JS: Well, he's through the second rope, so he can't eliminate himself, here, I guess!
LB motions to the fans, and flies off the top rope, BALL LIGHTNING 450 SPLASH ONTO CONQUISTADOR DOS, THROUGH THE TABLE.
Eliminated, and qualifying for the NYO title match at July2Die, Conquistador Dos
WINNER, and qualifying for the Insanity Cell World Heavyweight Championship match, Lightning Bolt!
The fans go wild, as LB gets up and raises his arms over Dos, who is out cold in a sea of broken table.
JS: LB put Dos through the table, LB WINS!
Myst: What a match! These last two competitors had been fighting with each other since the beginning of the match, and they made it through to the end. Amazing!
LB heads to the back, as the ring crew sweeps up broken tables, and Conquistador Uno alongside Cuban Pete and Ramirez help Dos up.
JS: The way it looks now folks, for the NYO Title at July2Die we will see:
Sylver Morrigan
vs.
Johnny Q. Public
vs.
Cromwell Welkins
vs.
Conquistador Dos
Myst: And you fans will vote on the stipulations!!!
JS: And lighting bolt joins the Insanity Cell match, becoming the only man to be in BOTH insanity cell matches. WOW!
Myst: LB will definitely have an advantage in the match then. He knows the atmosphere, how it works.
JS: Does anyone REALLY have an advantage in something like that? YOU KNOW.
Myst: That's true. I was beaten in the first Insanity Cell match, which one Mr. Dave Dudley won to win the ICW title.
JS: Well that's in the past, Myst. Because up next, we're talking the future. THE ICW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP, ON THE LINE...AND IT'S NEXT!!!
Commercial Break:
NEXT WEEK on THURSDAY INSANE THURSDAY...
With July2Die just weeks away, and the Insanity Cell match finally set,
WHAT KIND OF STARTLING ANNOUNCEMENT WILL LOU E. DANGEROUSLY HAVE?
Also, the NYO Championship will be decided at July2Die...
How will the four challengers try to one-up each other?
All this and more, THURSDAY is INSANE, THURSDAY.
Back to live tv
"Shipping Up To Boston" hits, as the fans begin their boos...
Clee Tarus comes out first, followed by Johnny Hook, who is holding a steel chair. The song builds up, the pyro goes off, and out comes ScottiePP7 to great pomp and circumstance.
JS: ScottiePP7, recieving this ICW World Title shot here after the debacle that was Tuesday In Texas, two days ago.
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Myst: In an unsanctioned match, Hook basically laid down for PP7 allowing him to get the "win", and the title shot.
JS: Looks like Hook had no qualms whatsoever about doing the job for PP7.
Myst: Well, the ICW World Title is the most important thing to anybody on this roster...I can't imagine how much PP7 is paying Hook.
Scottie enters the ring with his entourage while the fans continue the onslaught of boos. Hook raises the steel chair as Clee does her best Vanna White impression, with Scottie in the middle of the three, raising arms to the fans.
"Here I Come" hits, signalling the arrival of the ICW World Heavyweight Champion, Calvin Constantine. The fans cheer as Constantine stops to slap some hands as he makes his way down the ramp.
JS: Our ICW Champ is easily the fan favorite here, Myst.
Myst: There haven't been a whole lot of super fan favorite ICW champions that I can remember. Andrew Leigh, QPublic, Supa Sky...a lot of ICW's champs have been rooted in evil, it seems.
JS: All thanks to Dave Dudley, I would presume.
Constantine enters the ring, and takes off the strap. The referee raises the belt:
One Fall match for the ICW World Heavyweight Championship
Calvin Constantine(c)
vs.
ScottiePP7
The bell sounds, and we're underway, as Hook and Clee leave the ring area.
Scottie circles around Constantine, as the two size each other up.
JS: This match isn't contested under "Insane Rules". This is Scottie's first one-on-one match in a LONG LONG TIME, folks. And not to mention this is ScottiePP7's FIRST ICW World Heavyweight Championship title shot, if my memory serves correctly.
Myst: I think you're right, Joey. This is going to be an opportunity that Scottie can't pass up. He's got to do his best here.
We cut backstage where we see Dan Hampton watching the match on a monitor.
JS: The number one contender definitely watching this match with intrigue.
Myst: Joey, theoretically, Dan Hampton could come out after this match, after the winner has been decimated, and challenge him for the title!
JS: Well, theoretically, yes. Theoretically he could interject himself in the match right now, making it a three-way, or just taking his opportunity to cock-block PP7.
Myst: What an interesting amount of possibilities...
Constantine and PP7 lock up, with PP7 immediately beginning with the brawling, pushing CC into the corner, hitting him with punches to the head, chops to the chest. The fans chant WHOOO!
CC slumps into the corner and starts to stomp a mudhole in Constantine.
JS: Fans, we're getting word of some stuff that's happening in the backstage area, we're going to stick with the main event here, but...there's something going on backstage.
Myst: What is it?
PP7 pulls CC out of the corner, and signals for the Martini DDT. CONSTANTINE REVERSES, russian leg sweep!
Hook climbs up onto the ring apron, only to be knocked down by CC. CC picks Scottie up, irish whip into the turnbuckle. CC charges with a BIG SPLASH onto Scottie! Scottie walks out of the corner as CC bounces off the ropes, gaining momentum, and flies off with a PERFECT DROPKICK right to Scottie's face!
PP7 hits the mat, and CC climbs up to the top. PP7 gets to his feet...CC hits a FLYING CROSS BODY BLOCK OFF THE TOP ROPE!
1...
2...
HOOK PULLS THE REFEREE OUT!!!
Myst: I think the referee attacked Hook there! He should have been counting the pin.
JS: What? Hook PULLED HIM OUT!
Myst: I'm kind of the heel commentator, remember?
JS: Oh, right...
CC runs towards Hook and knocks him to the floor with a baseball slide through the ropes. CC slides under the ropes, and stands up on the apron, looking back at Hook. He looks back into the ring, and sees PP7 getting to his feet.
CC uses the ropes as leverage, and SPRINGBOARDS BACK INTO THE RING, BUT PP7 CATCHES HIM MIDAIR, MARTINI DDT!
JS: MARTINI DDT!
Myst: THATS ALL SHE WROTE!
JS: We have a NEW ICW CHAMPION!!!
1...
2...
KICKOUT, by Calvin Constantine!
JS: The champ kicked out barely!!
We cut to the backstage area, where we see Sylver Morrigan laying in a locker room floor, surrounded by a broken table, all bloodied and battered.
We see EMTs helping her, as she is unconcious.
JS: Oh my God.
Myst: You said it, Joey. What happened?
JS: Fans this match is still going on, we, we'll be RIGHT BACK!
Commercial break:
Did you see that shit? Who beat her up? And Calvin just kicked out of the awesome Martini DDT. What will happen next? WHY WAIT, LET'S CONTINUE BITCHES!
Back to live TV, Scottie has Calvin in a figure four leglock, as the referee is asking CC if he wants to tap. Constantine shakes his head "no".
Back to the backstage area, EMTs still working on Morrigan, as Fenyx Kayne hobbles into the frame, all bandaged up from the glass from earlier.
Kayne leans down to touch Morrigan, suddenly, Pyro walks up.
Fenyx Kayne: What the HELL, man?
Pyro: What? What?
Fenyx Kayne: I asked you to STAY with her while the doctors bandaged my cuts. Where the HELL WERE YOU?
Pyro: Man, I had to do some stuff. What's the problem?
Fenyx Kayne: THIS IS THE PROBLEM! LOOK!
Fenyx points to Morrigan, as she has been decimated. Fenyx picks up a piece of baseball bat.
Fenyx Kayne: Lone Wolf...
Pyro: Man, you don't even know who did it.
Fenyx Kayne: YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN WITH HER!
Kayne gets up and slaps Pyro in the face.
JS: Good LORD!
Pyro stands there, and then turns and walks off, as Kayne looks on...Suddenly, Dan Hampton arrives on the scene, pushing EMTs out of the way as he tries to help his sister...
Myst: Looks like all hell has broken loose in the backstage area, Joey.
JS: But that's not important fans, as the tide has turned here in our main event!
Somehow, Constantine has managed to reverse the figure 4, and gain the advantage once again in the match. Constantine whips PP7 into the ropes...180 DDT!!!
Scottie hits the mat hard, as Calvin ascends the top rope.
JS: The champ is looking to end this!
Constantine waits for PP7 to get to his feet, after the DDT, and CC FLIES OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A TWISTING HURRICANRANA, THE EMPIRE'S FALL!!!
Myst: What a flying hurricanrana! Constantine NAILED IT!
JS: PP7 is looking worse for wear, here!
Calvin goes for the cover, but Hook climbs back up onto the apron.
JS: Come ON!
Calvin gets up to go towards Hook, as the referee tries to break it up.
Hook THROWS SCOTTIE A PAIR OF BRASS KNUCKLES!!!
Myst: A PERFECT FIT!
JS: Knucks? SCOTTIE HAS BRASS KNUCKS?
Scottie puts them on, and gets up, sizing up Constantine...
CONSTANTINE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY, PP7 HITS HOOK IN THE FACE WITH THE KNUCKS, KNOCKING HIM DOWN OFF OF THE APRON!!!
JS: JOHNNY HOOK EATS THE KNUCKLE SANDWICH!!!
Constantine grabs PP7, and whips him into the ropes, but PP7 reverses, kicking Constantine in the midsection.
PP7 steps back, and then runs forward towards CC.
Myst: He's going for that Million Dollar Knee-lift!!!
Constantine blocks it, catching PP7's feet as he falls down to the mat. Constantine holds his feet in the air, and steps through, locking in THE PAGAN LAMENT SHARPSHOOTER!!!
JS: PAGAN LAMENT!!!
Myst: Constantine has him!!!
Constantine locks in the Pagan Lament, as the referee is asking PP7 if he wants to tap. Scottie struggles to break the hold...
JS: PP7 can't take the hold much longer!
Myst: He'll have no choice but to tap. Look at that ring positioning!!!
Constantine sits back deep with the sharpshooter...
The referee is asking Scottie if he wants to tap, Scottie is holding his arm up off the mat...
still up...
still up....
getting weaker...
getting weaker...
HOOK ENTERS THE RING WITH THE STEEL CHAIR, CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD OF CALVIN CONSTANTINE!!!!
The referee calls for the bell, as Calvin falls to the mat, releasing the sharpshooter on PP7.
JS: What the HELL?
Myst: Hook just saved PP7, Joey.
JS: And he costs PP7 the match in the process!
Winner, by disqualification, STILL ICW World Heavyweight Champion, Calvin Constantine.
Hook helps PP7 to his feet, as PP7 starts directing traffic.
Cut to the backstage, where the match is on a monitor in the locker rooms, where Morrigan is loaded up on the stretcher. Hampton glances over at the monitor
Dan Hampton: Oh, shit!
Hampton runs out of the locker room.
JS: I can't believe this!
PP7 places the chair on the mat, holding his lower back and favoring his knee, and puts Constantine's face over it. PP7 tells Hook to get another chair from the outside.
Myst: What are they-
JS: Oh no. Oh no!
Hook brings in TWO chairs, as he hands Scottie one of them. Scottie raises the chair up over Constantine's head, which is face down on a steel chair.
JS: NO! Scottie is going for a one-man CONCHAIRTO on Constantine! NOT THIS!!!
Suddenly, DAN HAMPTON runs to the ring, making a beeline towards Scottie, turning him around
Myst: HAMPTON IS HERE TO HELP CONSTANTINE? WHA???
JS: He's trying to protect his title shot, Myst. Hampton is a CLASS ACT. He doesn't want to see things go down like THIS!
Hampton is stopped by a chair shot to the back, from Johnny Hook. Hampton drops to his knees.
JS: NO!
Hook and PP7 line up their chairs...CONCHAIRTO TO DAN HAMPTON, BOTH STEEL CHAIRS GO SLAMMING INTO EACH SIDE OF HAMPTON'S FACE AT THE SAME TIME!!!
Hampton slumps to one side, as the fans gasp.
Myst: Oh...my...
JS: GODDDDDDD!!!
Hampton does the D-Von Dudley body twitch as Johnny Hook HITS THE ONE MAN CONCHAIRTO ON CONSTANTINE, DRIVING CONSTANTINE'S FACE BETWIXT TWO CHAIRS, MAKING A SUITABLE CHAIR SANDWICH.
The fans begin to boo.
JS: NO! NO!!!
Amped up, Hook throws the chair down onto the mat. Scottie drops his chair down, and tells Hook to pick Constantine up.
Myst: MORE???
Hook picks up Constantine, who is now busted wide open and barely able to stand, and throws him into PP7, who kicks Constantine in the gut, MARTINI DDT ON THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!
JS: SOMEBODY STOP THIS! OH MY GOD!!!
Hampton starts to get to his feet, and Hook pulls him up the rest of the way. Hook sets him up...HOOK'S HELL, the suplex into the neckbreaker!!!
Myst: Hampton put down HARD!!!!
Hampton is down, wiggling around, as Constantine, bloody, is out cold. PP7 and Hook stand over the two bodies, as "Apocalypse Please" hits, and out comes Lou E. Dangerously to the stage.
Lou E. Dangerously: THAT'S ENOUGH! THAT'S EN-CUT MY MUSIC!!! THAT'S ENOUGH. HOOK, PP7. YOU GUYS WANT TO BEAT PEOPLE UP, YOU WANT TO INFLICT PAIN, YOU WANT THE ICW CHAMPIONSHIP? FINE. THE BOTH OF YOU WILL BE AT JULY2DIE...IN THE INSANITY CELL MAIN EVENT. TAKE THE FIGHT THERE!!!
Hook and PP7 both smile, as they look pleased.
Myst: Dangerously just said that Hook and PP7 will join Lightning Bolt, Dan Hampton, and Calvin Constantine in the main event at July2Die!
JS: BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR, SCOTTIEPP7! WHAT A BASTARD!!!
Scottie and Hook leave the ring, but Scottie motions to Hook, like he forgot something. He goes around to the timekeeper and GRABS THE ICW WORLD TITLE BELT!
JS: What in the?
Myst: Scottie is walking out of here with the ICW World Title!!!
JS: But it's not his! HE'S STEALING CALVIN CONSTANTINE'S TITLE BELT!!!
Myst: THESE FANS CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!
Scottie drapes the ICW Title over his shoulder, as he and Hook walk up the ramp, as the fans boo...
The camera cuts back to Hampton who is starting to get to his feet, holding his head, and Constantine, who is still out cold, a bloody mess.
JS: The ICW World Champion has been totally DESTROYED HERE!
Hook and PP7 stop on the stage, as they are greeted by Clee Tarus, who gives Scottie a hug, as ScottiePP7 raises the ICW World Title belt he stole, high above his head...
End Transmission
Lou E. Dangerously: Ladies and gentleman, children of all ages. We're all here today to pay homage to one of the men who helped FORGE ICW...
The KoRn stops, and "Testify" by Rage Against The Machine hits.
Lou E. Dangerously: A man who was birthed in hardcore...and went on to TESTIFY around the world...
"Closer" by Nine Inch Nails hits
Lou E. Dangerously: And a man who tried to get closer to god, with each passing day....
"Survivalism" by NIN hits next
Lou E. Dangerously: But in the end, it turned out that he wasn't able to survive himself.
The pallbearers leave the stage area.
Lou E. Dangerously: Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we're here to mourn the passing of the greatest performer wrestling has ever seen.
Yep, you guessed it, SIGN GUY DUDLEY.
Myst: What the hell?
Lou E. Dangerously: Oh, and some faggot named Dave Dudley, too. I think. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SAY IT WITH ME...
NO MORE DUDLEYS!
NO MORE DUDLEYS!
NO MORE DUDLEYS!
NO MORE DUDLEYS!
"NO MORE DUDLEYS!"
"NO MORE DUDLEYS!"
"NO MORE DUDLEYS!"
The ICW Thursday, Insane Thursday intro package rolls, as we cut back to inside the ICW Arena in Philadelphia, PA. FIREWORKS GO OFF ALL OVER THE STAGE, BLOWING UP THE CASKET AND PICTURE OF DAVE DUDLEY!
Joey Styles: WELCOME TO THURSDAY INSANE THURSDAY!
The camera pans to see such signs as:
"SAVE US, Y2A!"
"NO MORE DUDLEYS!"
"I WANT A ROOM AT THE HAMPTON INN"
"I WANT TO BE INN HAMPTON"
"WHO LET CHUCK FINN IN THE BUILDING? IT SMELLS LIKE FRENCH FRIES!"
"ICW IS REALLY CRAZY!"
"THE AGE OF CONSTANTINE BEGINS TONIGHT!!!"
The camera settles in front of the announce table
JS: Hello everyone and WELCOME to Thursday Insanity, I'm your host the VOICE of Insanity, Joey Styles and I'm joined by my broadcast partner, THE LOCAL BREATH OF INSANITY, Myst!
Myst: Good to be here Joey, we've got a lot planned for tonight as you've seen, Lou E. Dangerously has MADE IT OFFICIAL - NO MORE DUDLEYS!
JS: A new era in ICW, indeed. Also tonight we will have A BATTLE ROYAL, with the winner receiving an entry into JULY2DIE AND THE INSANITY CELL!
Myst: That's not all, Joey, in our main event, The ICW World Title will be up for grabs TONIGHT, it's ScottiePP7 vs. Calvin Constantine!
JS: All this and more on the march to July2Die, and Myst, we're going to see the return of a EWA staple here.
Myst: Spunk?
JS: No, not that faggot shit.
Myst: Faggot shit? I created SPUNK!
JS: Exactly. I'M TALKING ABOUT THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH DAN HAMPTON!!!!
It's been 6 years.
Talents have come and gone.
Fuck, I think Carson died in the middle of all this.
But here, for the first time ever on ICW-TV, we present for you...
THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH DAN HAMPTON!!!!
Reno Starr: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and the occasional dolphin, put your hands together for the star of our show... DAN HAMPTON!
The camera sweeps around the set...a standard oak desk with an old-styled condenser microphone on it; next to it, a plain black corduroy couch, and a small, nondescript plant sitting in between the two. A large black curtain separating the backstage and on-stage areas. A set of risers off to the side showcase a band and its leader, Sib Hashian. Yes, that Sib Hashian. The crowd's applaus amplifies as Dan Hampton comes onstage, waving his hands to the crowd, and playfully shoving the Andy Richter to his Conan O'Brien, Michael Cole to the ground. Dan then playfully kicks him in the jaw before walking over to his desk, resplendent in a black pinstriped suit. The ovation dies down, and he addresses the crowd.
Dan: Thank you, thank you, it's...kind of great to be back.
Michael Cole wanders over to the couch, rubbing his jawbone.
Dan: stage whispering Really, Cole, all you could get was Sib fuckin' Hashian? What, were the guys from Air Supply busy?
Michael Cole: C'mon dude, Boston rocks. You know this, I know this, the world knows this.
As if on cue, the Sib Hashian 7 play a few bars of a lounge-ified "More Than A Feeling".
Dan: stony silence
Sib Hashian, former drummer of Boston: Easy like a Sunday morning, boys.
Dan: THAT WASN'T EVEN YOUR FUCKING SONG. Jesus Christ, I hate my life.
Anyways, we've got a great show for you tonight, and boy, does it feel fucking great to be back here for the first time on ICW-TV! Thursday nights. live in fucking stereo! Now, let's bring out our first guest, Scot-
Michael Cole interrupts.
Cole: Uh, Dan...about that...see, Scottie had to cancel.
Dan: stunned No shit? Fuck...then who do we have as a backup?
Cole: Uh...back...up?
Dan: Don't tell me you didn't book anyone else as a fallback...
Sib Hashian of Boston fame: Hey man, it doesn't matter who it is, the Sib Hashian 7 will welcome them with open arms.
Dan: THAT'S STILL NOT YOUR FUCKING SONG.
Sib: Man, keep that up and we're gonna have to go our Separate Ways.
Dan: stony silence
Cole: Well, we got one guy...
Dan: Fuck it, bring it out, whoever it is.
The Sib Hashian 7 plays a snazzy version of "Peace of Mind" as out comes the man, the myth, the absolute fucking legend...BIKER.
The crowd reacts as if someone just shit all over their dinner. Can you blame then? Dan, for his part, starts banging his head on his desk.
Biker: Tnkahs rof avhing em rehe, Nad Frampton. u htuought di' vervn tge to eb no ICW letvesioni agnia!
Dan: WHY CAN'T YOU SPEAK ENGLISH.
Cole: I think i caught one word in there that wasn't really that awful...
Dan: God I hate my life. I think I hate my agent more.
Biker: Rnat'e yuo gnoig ot aks me aoutb ym nwe book?
Dan: You have a book? Seriously?
Biker: Yse!! Is't clalde "KRAM FUCK: YM FLEI SA NA ICW ITNREVIWER"
Dan: Really, really, that sounds fascinating...now, does the book read like a game of Boggle threw up on the page, too?
Biker: Whta?
Dan: Nevermind. Well, folks, my producer Steve--hey Steve, wave hello to all the people at home!
The shots switches to a look behind the cameras, where a modest looking man with black-rimmed glasses, a red sweater, and a set of headphones holds a clipboard.
Dan: Take a look at Steve, America. He's probably the one to blame for this. As I was saying, Steve's in my ear telling me we have about four more minutes with this segment, but I'm just so goddamn furious I'm going to sit here in silence the entire time. And if either you or Cole talks, I'm going to disembowel you and then pray to the god Frushia'ggev to come and rape your souls in the eternal midnight of purgatory.
Biker: Snudos fari.
Dan sighs and resumes banging his head on his desk. For the next four minutes, all you hear is the dull thud of the eternal sadness of a man whose late night show is being booked by someone who couldn't keep his job going up against Jonathan Coachman. Finally, Dan looks up and smiles at the camera.
Dan: Well, that's all the time we have tonight. I'm going to go back in the dressing room and list the pros and cons of suicide. Goodnight, America!
The crowd hoots and hollers[but why?] as the camera sweeps over the set and the announcer speaks over the rolling credits.
Reno Starr: Join us next week, when our special guest will be Todd Pettengill!
Dan: OVER MY DEAD BODY.
commercial break:
Remember Ethan Prophet?
Remember how gay he was?
Just sayin'.
danrevolution85 (7:45:02 PM): He's probably having sex with art cunts with short hair cuts and oversized clits
DaVE DuDLeY 632 (7:45:07 PM): lol
DaVE DuDLeY 632 (7:45:09 PM): oh man
DaVE DuDLeY 632 (7:45:14 PM): I gotta quote you on that
danrevolution85 (7:45:24 PM): print it
DaVE DuDLeY 632 (7:45:29 PM): That just made a commercial break
DaVE DuDLeY 632 (7:45:38 PM): This IM is brought to you by Snickers, take it away dan
Back to live TV:
JS: Fans we're back here on ICW, and it's time for the Battle Royal. The rules are simple. You go over the top rope, you fall through a table, you're eliminated!
Myst: Now, remember, you have to go over the top rope AND land through a table to be eliminated. You land on the floor, no table, no dice. No table breakage, no dice. NO DICE!
JS: Take it easy, Charles Bronson.
Myst: Lou E. Dangerously has added some stipulations, as well: The winner gets into the insanity cell match. But the last four eliminated? GO STRAIGHT TO THE ICW NAME YOUR OWN CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH...AT JULY2DIE!
JS: Wow! And the stipulations for that match will be voted on by YOU, THE FANS!
Myst: Fucking A!!!
We see inside the ring, already:
Fenyx Kayne.
Sylver Morrigan.
Pyro.
Lightning Bolt.
Johnny Q. Public.
Cromwell Welkins.
Conquistador Uno.
Conquistador Dos.
The ringside area is lined with tables, including a GLASS TABLE directly on the side of the ring in FRONT of the ramp. "Battery" hits, and out comes Lone Wolf to a chorus of boos. He comes out with his baseball bat in tow, alongside The Seductress, Helter Skelter, and Really Crazy.
Myst: Wolf is coming out with an army, it seems like!
JS: Absolutely, the shocking return of Really Crazy to ICW, aligning himself with Lone Wolf...we haven't seen Crazy in years!
Myst: Oh, I'LL show you crazy...
JS: I should point out, fans, that The Gladiator, Centurius Maximus was SUPPOSED to be in this battle royal, but he has sustained some sort of concussion type injury, and is currently in a coma. Our best wishes and prayers go out to him, we don't know when he'll return to action, but we'll keep you posted.
Myst: Don't forget Los Conquistadors, who have returned to ICW after a 2-year hiatus!
Wolf hands the baseball bat to Really Crazy, as he enters the ring, THE BELL SOUNDS, AND THIS FUCKING BATTLE OF MOST ROYALNESS IS UNDERWAY!!!
JS: SLOBBERKNOCKER!!! Was that right?
Myst: No, try this: STONE COLD, STONE COLD, STONE COLD!
Immediately, Wolf is targeted. Sylver Morrigan, Johnny Q. Public, Fenyx Kayne, and Pyro all gang up on Wolf. Conquistador Uno and Cromwell Welkins tie it up, while LB tangles with Conquistador Dos.
Welkins immediately tries to eliminate Uno. Welkins tosses Uno over the top rope, but Uno hangs on, head scissoring Welkins over the top rope!
Myst: WELKINS IS GONE HERE!
Nope, he hangs on.
Welkins slides back under the ropes as Uno goes over to help Dos double team Lightning Bolt.
QPublic is hammering away on Lone Wolf. QPublic charges LW, but LW low-bridges the ropes, QPUBLIC GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE!
JS: JOHNNY Q IS HANGING ON BY A THREAD!
QPublic hangs on, as his feet touch the table. He slides back into the ring, under the bottom rope, as we see Cromwell Welkins slide out of the ring, and stand out on the outside, hands on his waist.
LW turns around STRAIGHT INTO SYLVER MORRIGAN! THE FANS GO WILD!
JS: MORRIGAN IS FINALLY GOING TO GET A PIECE OF LONE WOLF!
Fenyx Kayne pushes her out of the way, and starts to hammer away on Lone Wolf, as Kayne looks on. Meanwhile, Pyro takes the initiative, and picks up Johnny Q Public, starting to work him over with some lefts and rights.
Myst: Morrigan had the chance there to take out Wolf, but Kayne took charge and is taking a piece out of his ass, himself!
Meanwhile, as Cromwell still looks on outside the ring, Dos and Uno are double teaming Lightning Bolt. Dos and Uno DOUBLE DROPKICK TO LB! LB IS ROCKED, OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!
BUT HE FLIPS BACK INTO THE RING! Dos kicks LB in the midsection, as Uno climbs the top rope. DOS POWER BOMBS LIGHTNING BOLT AS UNO HITS HIM WITH A FLYING LEG DROP FROM THE TOP ROPE, THE BIG ENCHILADA!!!
The fans cheer for Los Conquistadors, as Dos tries to then eliminate LB.
As Dos is trying to throw out LB, Morrigan and Uno hook it up. Morrigan whips Uno into the ropes, and attempts a clothesline.
Uno ducks! Uno keeps running, bouncing off the ropes. On the rebound, Morrigan grabs him by the mask and TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!
JS: That's it! Conquistador Uno is GONE!
UNO HANGS ON, flipping over the rope, landing on the apron! He turns his back to the ring, holding on to the top rope, and looks at the crowd, pointing at his head like he's smart.
Myst: Skill by Uno. Cockiness by CUERVO!
Uno turns around only to be greeted in the face by a SUPERKICK, FROM MORRIGAN! UNO FALLS OFF OF THE APRON, THROUGH THE TABLE!!!
Eliminated, Conquistador Uno
The fans go wild as the table is in shards from Uno going through it. Welkins steps by the wreckage, on the outside.
JS: Conquistador Uno has been elimated, his partner Conquistador Dos looking on...
Dos looks on, as LB uses the opportunity to gain an advantage, turning the tide and now trying to elimate Dos.
Meanwhile, Pyro stomps QPublic on the mat, as QPublic still won't allow Pyro to eliminate him just yet. Pyro goes and helps Fenyx Kayne punch away on Lone Wolf. Morrigan picks up QPublic and starts to attempt to eliminate him, now.
Kayne Holds LW, as Pyro sizes him up, but WOLF BREAKS FREE, Pyro hits Kayne with a brutal haymaker, Kayne is rocked back.
JS: The double-team kind of backfired, there!
Wolf breaks free, as Kayne holds his head, more shocked at himself getting hit, than hurt. Pyro leans in to apologize but WOLF TAKES ADVANTAGE, starting to punch away. Pyro counters, and whips Wolf into the ropes. Wolf reverses, and Pyro goes into the ropes, off of the rebound, Really Crazy on the outside trips Pyro with the baseball bat!
JS: Come on, get Wolf's entourage out of there!
Myst: Hey, it was an honest mistake on RC's part. Ah, RC cola. Refreshing. ICW Thursday Inferno is brought to you by RC Cola, and by Diet Rite. When you've got to Diet, Diet RITE!
JS: ...this show is actually still called Thursday Inferno?
Myst: Technically, yeah. Kind of like how Monday Night Raw became Raw is War for a while?
JS: I like I liked Sunday Night Fire better.
Myst: YEAHBUTWUH?
Pyro turns around, yelling at RC, but it costs him, as Wolf comes up from behind and tosses Pyro OVER THE TOP ROPE, AND THROUGH A TABLE!!!
Eliminated, Pyro
Really Crazy, Helter Skelter, and Seductress all applaud Wolf's actions, as Kayne comes up from behind and CLOTHESLINES WOLF, OVER THE TOP ROPE, THROUGH A TABLE!
Eliminated, Lone Wolf
The fans cheer for Wolf being eliminated, as he is helped by his entourage.
JS: Wolf and Pyro both eliminated, we're down to Fenyx Kayne, Sylver Morrigan, Johhny Q.Public, Lighting Bolt, Conquistador Dos, and Cromwell Welkins!
Myst: SIX LEFT!!!
Lighting Bolt and Conquistador Dos start to trade blows, LEFT AND RIGHT, RIGHT AND LEFT, BACK AND FORTH, TO AND FRO, FORTH AND BACK, FRO AND TO, ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY.
LB whips Dos into the ropes, and follows him into the ropes attempting a CLOTHESLINE...THEY BOTH GO OVER!
BUT THEY BOTH HOLD ON, and fall back into the ring!
JS: What action!
Myst: Welkins is still on the outside!
JS: What a dirty bastard.
The fans begin to chant "FENYX KAYNE, FENYX KAYNE"
As Kayne goes to help Morrigan take on QPublic. Morrigan and Kayne try to elimate Johnny Q, but he manages to wiggle off of the ropes. He starts to punch Morrigan and kick Kayne. They both kick Johnny Q. in the midsection, and whip him into the ropes. They go for a double clothesline but QPublic ducks!
He keeps running into the ropes, and hits the two with a flying double clothesline of his own! The fans cheer!
On the outside, Welkins is pacing around the ringside area, surveying the match, as Lone Wolf gets to his feet, furious.
Myst: QPublic is standing ground in the ring. You know, Joey, I had some great matches with him. He's a hell of a competitor. Great will to survive.
JS: Unlike Dave Dudley, who turned out to not have...SURVIVALISM, HEH HEH
Myst: HEH HEH
French Guy: HEH HEH
In the backstage area, Lou E. Dangerously: HEH HEH
In a hospital in Philadelphia, Christian Underwood: HEH HEH {cough} Man...having LEIGHDS sucks.
QPublic gets up, as he grabs Kayne by the head and FLINGS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! But Kayne teeters, and lands back in the ring, never going over the top. Right after Kayne regains his balance, Morrigan whips QPublic into the ropes, and QPublic bounces into Kayne, THIS TIME SENDING HIM FLYING OVER THE TOP!
JS: KAYNE IS ELIMINATED!
But he hangs on, on the ring apron, as QPublic hits the mat from the collision. Morrigan walks over to express her concern.
Myst: Kayne is hovering right in front of that glass table, Joey.
JS: Morrigan didn't mean to throw QPublic into Kayne, Myst. She's honestly sorry, it appears.
Myst: These two, their relationship is- HEY WAIT Lone Wolf, right out in front of us, is ENTERING THE RING, WHA???
LW enters the ring and charges Morrigan and Kayne, Morrigan turns around, sees LW coming, and steps out of the way, WOLF HITS THE POUNCE ON KAYNE THROUGH THE ROPES, WOLF SENDS KAYNE FLYING OFF THE APRON AND THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE
Eliminated, Fenyx Kayne
Wolf falls to the outside, too, as Morrigan looks on with anguish!
JS: Oh my GOD! Kayne is FULL OF GLASS!!!
RC, HS, and Seductress help up Wolf as he has a bit of glass in him as well. They start to take him to the back, as Kayne is laying in a bloody mess of glass.
Myst: Man, that glass table was HARDCORE!!!
Morrigan looks on, not beliving what just transpired.
JS: We're down to the final five! FOUR OF THESE COMPETITORS WILL GO ON TO JULY2DIE TO BE IN THE NYO TITLE MATCH, AS THE WINNER WILL GO ON TO THE MAIN EVENT!
QPublic gets to his feet, as Morrigan looks down on Kayne...ATONEMENT SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF MORRIGAN'S HEAD, SHE GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE, AND THROUGH A TABLE!
Eliminated, and qualifying for the NYO title match at July2Die, Sylver Morrigan
She lands through the table, right next to Kayne, who is full of broken glass, as EMTs help.
JS: Good lord! QPublic is an opportunistic-
Myst: QPublic is the veteran in the ring here, Joey. He's not one to pass up an opportunity like that! The ICW title is what these people all want, in the long run. They'll do anything!
Cromwell Welkins enters the ring, with a steel CHAIR, as QPublic celebrates, and from behind, a CHAIRSHOT TO QPUBLIC'S BACK, SENDING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE, AND THROUGH A TABLE!!!
Eliminated, and qualifying for the NYO title match at July2Die, Johnny Q. Public
Cromwell raises the chair high, as he turns around to see CONQUISTADOR DOS and LIGHTNING BOLT RUNNING FOWARD, DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE TO WELKINS, WELKINS GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND THROUGH A TABLE!
Eliminated, and qualifying for the NYO title match at July2Die, Cromwell Welkins
Conquistador Dos and Lightning Bolt look at the crowd and then each other, as they are the final two in the ring. The fans go wild!
On the outside, Morrigan is walking with Kayne as he is led out on a stretcher, as the EMTs try to pick glass out of him.
JS: WE'RE DOWN TO THE FINAL TWO!!!
Myst: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. Dos, who with Uno were late additions to this match, and Bolt, who has just been cleared to wrestle tonight after sustaining a concussion!
Dos and LB start to brawl again, Dos, the heavier power man of Los Conquistadors, easily whips LB into the ropes. On the rebound, LB stops, and picks up the chair!
JS: LB's got that chair that Welkins brought into the ring!
LB throws the chair at Dos, Dos catches it, and LB hits a THUNDERCLAP SUPERKICK TO THE FACE OF CONQUISTADOR DOS, WITH THE CHAIR!
The chair goes flying up off of Dos, as Dos stumbles back into the ropes.
JS: OH MY GOD!
Myst: Dos is living on the edge, just like Aerosmith!
LB runs towards Dos, looking to clothesline him over the top rope, but DOS BACKBODY DROPS LB OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!
THATS IT IT'S OVER!!!!!!!
THE WINNER,
NO WAIT!!! LB HANGS ON!!! He runs up the apron and jumps on the turnbuckle, flying off of the top rope onto Dos with what appears to be a seated senton/stage dive/doink whoopie cushion! DOS CATCHES LB, though, and holds him like he's going to powerbomb him!
Myst: Bolt is in trouble here!!!
LB starts to punch on Dos as he holds him in the air, and LB counters, taking Dos over with a hurricanrana!
Dos hits lightly, and starts to get back to his feet, as LB leaps for the chair, grabs it, and as Dos gets up, LB leaps up with a FLYING DROPKICK WITH THE CHAIR TO THE FACE OF CONQUISTADOR DOS! DOS GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Myst: CONQUISTADOR DOS IS OUT!
As Dos flips out of the ring, he hangs on a bit, causing him to bounce off the apron, and basically roll onto a table.
JS: Wait, wait. You have to be thrown over the top rope AND put THROUGH a table to be eliminated. This doesn't count!
The referees confirm amongst themselves, as they say it is not an elimination.
LB looks confused in the ring, as he steps through the second rope, and climbs the turnbuckle...
Myst: What's LB doing?
JS: Well, he's through the second rope, so he can't eliminate himself, here, I guess!
LB motions to the fans, and flies off the top rope, BALL LIGHTNING 450 SPLASH ONTO CONQUISTADOR DOS, THROUGH THE TABLE.
Eliminated, and qualifying for the NYO title match at July2Die, Conquistador Dos
WINNER, and qualifying for the Insanity Cell World Heavyweight Championship match, Lightning Bolt!
The fans go wild, as LB gets up and raises his arms over Dos, who is out cold in a sea of broken table.
JS: LB put Dos through the table, LB WINS!
Myst: What a match! These last two competitors had been fighting with each other since the beginning of the match, and they made it through to the end. Amazing!
LB heads to the back, as the ring crew sweeps up broken tables, and Conquistador Uno alongside Cuban Pete and Ramirez help Dos up.
JS: The way it looks now folks, for the NYO Title at July2Die we will see:
Sylver Morrigan
vs.
Johnny Q. Public
vs.
Cromwell Welkins
vs.
Conquistador Dos
Myst: And you fans will vote on the stipulations!!!
JS: And lighting bolt joins the Insanity Cell match, becoming the only man to be in BOTH insanity cell matches. WOW!
Myst: LB will definitely have an advantage in the match then. He knows the atmosphere, how it works.
JS: Does anyone REALLY have an advantage in something like that? YOU KNOW.
Myst: That's true. I was beaten in the first Insanity Cell match, which one Mr. Dave Dudley won to win the ICW title.
JS: Well that's in the past, Myst. Because up next, we're talking the future. THE ICW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP, ON THE LINE...AND IT'S NEXT!!!
Commercial Break:
NEXT WEEK on THURSDAY INSANE THURSDAY...
With July2Die just weeks away, and the Insanity Cell match finally set,
WHAT KIND OF STARTLING ANNOUNCEMENT WILL LOU E. DANGEROUSLY HAVE?
Also, the NYO Championship will be decided at July2Die...
How will the four challengers try to one-up each other?
All this and more, THURSDAY is INSANE, THURSDAY.
Back to live tv
"Shipping Up To Boston" hits, as the fans begin their boos...
Clee Tarus comes out first, followed by Johnny Hook, who is holding a steel chair. The song builds up, the pyro goes off, and out comes ScottiePP7 to great pomp and circumstance.
JS: ScottiePP7, recieving this ICW World Title shot here after the debacle that was Tuesday In Texas, two days ago.
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Myst: In an unsanctioned match, Hook basically laid down for PP7 allowing him to get the "win", and the title shot.
JS: Looks like Hook had no qualms whatsoever about doing the job for PP7.
Myst: Well, the ICW World Title is the most important thing to anybody on this roster...I can't imagine how much PP7 is paying Hook.
Scottie enters the ring with his entourage while the fans continue the onslaught of boos. Hook raises the steel chair as Clee does her best Vanna White impression, with Scottie in the middle of the three, raising arms to the fans.
"Here I Come" hits, signalling the arrival of the ICW World Heavyweight Champion, Calvin Constantine. The fans cheer as Constantine stops to slap some hands as he makes his way down the ramp.
JS: Our ICW Champ is easily the fan favorite here, Myst.
Myst: There haven't been a whole lot of super fan favorite ICW champions that I can remember. Andrew Leigh, QPublic, Supa Sky...a lot of ICW's champs have been rooted in evil, it seems.
JS: All thanks to Dave Dudley, I would presume.
Constantine enters the ring, and takes off the strap. The referee raises the belt:
One Fall match for the ICW World Heavyweight Championship
Calvin Constantine(c)
vs.
ScottiePP7
The bell sounds, and we're underway, as Hook and Clee leave the ring area.
Scottie circles around Constantine, as the two size each other up.
JS: This match isn't contested under "Insane Rules". This is Scottie's first one-on-one match in a LONG LONG TIME, folks. And not to mention this is ScottiePP7's FIRST ICW World Heavyweight Championship title shot, if my memory serves correctly.
Myst: I think you're right, Joey. This is going to be an opportunity that Scottie can't pass up. He's got to do his best here.
We cut backstage where we see Dan Hampton watching the match on a monitor.
JS: The number one contender definitely watching this match with intrigue.
Myst: Joey, theoretically, Dan Hampton could come out after this match, after the winner has been decimated, and challenge him for the title!
JS: Well, theoretically, yes. Theoretically he could interject himself in the match right now, making it a three-way, or just taking his opportunity to cock-block PP7.
Myst: What an interesting amount of possibilities...
Constantine and PP7 lock up, with PP7 immediately beginning with the brawling, pushing CC into the corner, hitting him with punches to the head, chops to the chest. The fans chant WHOOO!
CC slumps into the corner and starts to stomp a mudhole in Constantine.
JS: Fans, we're getting word of some stuff that's happening in the backstage area, we're going to stick with the main event here, but...there's something going on backstage.
Myst: What is it?
PP7 pulls CC out of the corner, and signals for the Martini DDT. CONSTANTINE REVERSES, russian leg sweep!
Hook climbs up onto the ring apron, only to be knocked down by CC. CC picks Scottie up, irish whip into the turnbuckle. CC charges with a BIG SPLASH onto Scottie! Scottie walks out of the corner as CC bounces off the ropes, gaining momentum, and flies off with a PERFECT DROPKICK right to Scottie's face!
PP7 hits the mat, and CC climbs up to the top. PP7 gets to his feet...CC hits a FLYING CROSS BODY BLOCK OFF THE TOP ROPE!
1...
2...
HOOK PULLS THE REFEREE OUT!!!
Myst: I think the referee attacked Hook there! He should have been counting the pin.
JS: What? Hook PULLED HIM OUT!
Myst: I'm kind of the heel commentator, remember?
JS: Oh, right...
CC runs towards Hook and knocks him to the floor with a baseball slide through the ropes. CC slides under the ropes, and stands up on the apron, looking back at Hook. He looks back into the ring, and sees PP7 getting to his feet.
CC uses the ropes as leverage, and SPRINGBOARDS BACK INTO THE RING, BUT PP7 CATCHES HIM MIDAIR, MARTINI DDT!
JS: MARTINI DDT!
Myst: THATS ALL SHE WROTE!
JS: We have a NEW ICW CHAMPION!!!
1...
2...
KICKOUT, by Calvin Constantine!
JS: The champ kicked out barely!!
We cut to the backstage area, where we see Sylver Morrigan laying in a locker room floor, surrounded by a broken table, all bloodied and battered.
We see EMTs helping her, as she is unconcious.
JS: Oh my God.
Myst: You said it, Joey. What happened?
JS: Fans this match is still going on, we, we'll be RIGHT BACK!
Commercial break:
Did you see that shit? Who beat her up? And Calvin just kicked out of the awesome Martini DDT. What will happen next? WHY WAIT, LET'S CONTINUE BITCHES!
Back to live TV, Scottie has Calvin in a figure four leglock, as the referee is asking CC if he wants to tap. Constantine shakes his head "no".
Back to the backstage area, EMTs still working on Morrigan, as Fenyx Kayne hobbles into the frame, all bandaged up from the glass from earlier.
Kayne leans down to touch Morrigan, suddenly, Pyro walks up.
Fenyx Kayne: What the HELL, man?
Pyro: What? What?
Fenyx Kayne: I asked you to STAY with her while the doctors bandaged my cuts. Where the HELL WERE YOU?
Pyro: Man, I had to do some stuff. What's the problem?
Fenyx Kayne: THIS IS THE PROBLEM! LOOK!
Fenyx points to Morrigan, as she has been decimated. Fenyx picks up a piece of baseball bat.
Fenyx Kayne: Lone Wolf...
Pyro: Man, you don't even know who did it.
Fenyx Kayne: YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN WITH HER!
Kayne gets up and slaps Pyro in the face.
JS: Good LORD!
Pyro stands there, and then turns and walks off, as Kayne looks on...Suddenly, Dan Hampton arrives on the scene, pushing EMTs out of the way as he tries to help his sister...
Myst: Looks like all hell has broken loose in the backstage area, Joey.
JS: But that's not important fans, as the tide has turned here in our main event!
Somehow, Constantine has managed to reverse the figure 4, and gain the advantage once again in the match. Constantine whips PP7 into the ropes...180 DDT!!!
Scottie hits the mat hard, as Calvin ascends the top rope.
JS: The champ is looking to end this!
Constantine waits for PP7 to get to his feet, after the DDT, and CC FLIES OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A TWISTING HURRICANRANA, THE EMPIRE'S FALL!!!
Myst: What a flying hurricanrana! Constantine NAILED IT!
JS: PP7 is looking worse for wear, here!
Calvin goes for the cover, but Hook climbs back up onto the apron.
JS: Come ON!
Calvin gets up to go towards Hook, as the referee tries to break it up.
Hook THROWS SCOTTIE A PAIR OF BRASS KNUCKLES!!!
Myst: A PERFECT FIT!
JS: Knucks? SCOTTIE HAS BRASS KNUCKS?
Scottie puts them on, and gets up, sizing up Constantine...
CONSTANTINE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY, PP7 HITS HOOK IN THE FACE WITH THE KNUCKS, KNOCKING HIM DOWN OFF OF THE APRON!!!
JS: JOHNNY HOOK EATS THE KNUCKLE SANDWICH!!!
Constantine grabs PP7, and whips him into the ropes, but PP7 reverses, kicking Constantine in the midsection.
PP7 steps back, and then runs forward towards CC.
Myst: He's going for that Million Dollar Knee-lift!!!
Constantine blocks it, catching PP7's feet as he falls down to the mat. Constantine holds his feet in the air, and steps through, locking in THE PAGAN LAMENT SHARPSHOOTER!!!
JS: PAGAN LAMENT!!!
Myst: Constantine has him!!!
Constantine locks in the Pagan Lament, as the referee is asking PP7 if he wants to tap. Scottie struggles to break the hold...
JS: PP7 can't take the hold much longer!
Myst: He'll have no choice but to tap. Look at that ring positioning!!!
Constantine sits back deep with the sharpshooter...
The referee is asking Scottie if he wants to tap, Scottie is holding his arm up off the mat...
still up...
still up....
getting weaker...
getting weaker...
HOOK ENTERS THE RING WITH THE STEEL CHAIR, CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD OF CALVIN CONSTANTINE!!!!
The referee calls for the bell, as Calvin falls to the mat, releasing the sharpshooter on PP7.
JS: What the HELL?
Myst: Hook just saved PP7, Joey.
JS: And he costs PP7 the match in the process!
Winner, by disqualification, STILL ICW World Heavyweight Champion, Calvin Constantine.
Hook helps PP7 to his feet, as PP7 starts directing traffic.
Cut to the backstage, where the match is on a monitor in the locker rooms, where Morrigan is loaded up on the stretcher. Hampton glances over at the monitor
Dan Hampton: Oh, shit!
Hampton runs out of the locker room.
JS: I can't believe this!
PP7 places the chair on the mat, holding his lower back and favoring his knee, and puts Constantine's face over it. PP7 tells Hook to get another chair from the outside.
Myst: What are they-
JS: Oh no. Oh no!
Hook brings in TWO chairs, as he hands Scottie one of them. Scottie raises the chair up over Constantine's head, which is face down on a steel chair.
JS: NO! Scottie is going for a one-man CONCHAIRTO on Constantine! NOT THIS!!!
Suddenly, DAN HAMPTON runs to the ring, making a beeline towards Scottie, turning him around
Myst: HAMPTON IS HERE TO HELP CONSTANTINE? WHA???
JS: He's trying to protect his title shot, Myst. Hampton is a CLASS ACT. He doesn't want to see things go down like THIS!
Hampton is stopped by a chair shot to the back, from Johnny Hook. Hampton drops to his knees.
JS: NO!
Hook and PP7 line up their chairs...CONCHAIRTO TO DAN HAMPTON, BOTH STEEL CHAIRS GO SLAMMING INTO EACH SIDE OF HAMPTON'S FACE AT THE SAME TIME!!!
Hampton slumps to one side, as the fans gasp.
Myst: Oh...my...
JS: GODDDDDDD!!!
Hampton does the D-Von Dudley body twitch as Johnny Hook HITS THE ONE MAN CONCHAIRTO ON CONSTANTINE, DRIVING CONSTANTINE'S FACE BETWIXT TWO CHAIRS, MAKING A SUITABLE CHAIR SANDWICH.
The fans begin to boo.
JS: NO! NO!!!
Amped up, Hook throws the chair down onto the mat. Scottie drops his chair down, and tells Hook to pick Constantine up.
Myst: MORE???
Hook picks up Constantine, who is now busted wide open and barely able to stand, and throws him into PP7, who kicks Constantine in the gut, MARTINI DDT ON THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!
JS: SOMEBODY STOP THIS! OH MY GOD!!!
Hampton starts to get to his feet, and Hook pulls him up the rest of the way. Hook sets him up...HOOK'S HELL, the suplex into the neckbreaker!!!
Myst: Hampton put down HARD!!!!
Hampton is down, wiggling around, as Constantine, bloody, is out cold. PP7 and Hook stand over the two bodies, as "Apocalypse Please" hits, and out comes Lou E. Dangerously to the stage.
Lou E. Dangerously: THAT'S ENOUGH! THAT'S EN-CUT MY MUSIC!!! THAT'S ENOUGH. HOOK, PP7. YOU GUYS WANT TO BEAT PEOPLE UP, YOU WANT TO INFLICT PAIN, YOU WANT THE ICW CHAMPIONSHIP? FINE. THE BOTH OF YOU WILL BE AT JULY2DIE...IN THE INSANITY CELL MAIN EVENT. TAKE THE FIGHT THERE!!!
Hook and PP7 both smile, as they look pleased.
Myst: Dangerously just said that Hook and PP7 will join Lightning Bolt, Dan Hampton, and Calvin Constantine in the main event at July2Die!
JS: BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR, SCOTTIEPP7! WHAT A BASTARD!!!
Scottie and Hook leave the ring, but Scottie motions to Hook, like he forgot something. He goes around to the timekeeper and GRABS THE ICW WORLD TITLE BELT!
JS: What in the?
Myst: Scottie is walking out of here with the ICW World Title!!!
JS: But it's not his! HE'S STEALING CALVIN CONSTANTINE'S TITLE BELT!!!
Myst: THESE FANS CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!
Scottie drapes the ICW Title over his shoulder, as he and Hook walk up the ramp, as the fans boo...
The camera cuts back to Hampton who is starting to get to his feet, holding his head, and Constantine, who is still out cold, a bloody mess.
JS: The ICW World Champion has been totally DESTROYED HERE!
Hook and PP7 stop on the stage, as they are greeted by Clee Tarus, who gives Scottie a hug, as ScottiePP7 raises the ICW World Title belt he stole, high above his head...
End Transmission