Post by Dave Dangerously on Jul 1, 2008 13:18:09 GMT -6
We see Pyro hitting Fenyx Kayne in the head with a trashcan, as the camera picks up the live feed.
The two are fighting in a back alley, somewhere on the streets of Philadelphia. There are trash and homeless folks in the alley way, as the scurry out of the way when the fight rolls through their makeshift homes...
Joey Styles: HELLO EVERYONE and WELCOME to ICW, I'm Joey Styles this match is already underway!!!
Pyro mounts Kayne on the concrete, and begins to punch away on him.
Myst: You're watching Pyro versus Fenyx Kayne in what they're calling a STREETS OF PHILADELPHIA STREET FIGHT, and the bad blood is RUNNING between these two.
JS: It's almost like a sibling rivalry here, Myst!
Kayne rolls Pyro over and starts to punch away on the NEWER ICWite, as he gets the advantage. Kayne hops off of Pyro and grabs what looks to be a SHOWER CURTAIN ROD!!!
Myst: Joey, isn't that your shower curtain rod?
JS: Yeah, I mean, well, it was, we got a new one- HEY, how do you know?
Myst: Your wife showed me while we were...uh...cleaning the bathroom.
JS: Oh, right. She has help over to clean the bathroom about four times a week.
and Kayne CLOBBERS PYRO WITH THE SHOWER CURTAIN ROD!!! It's all bent out of shape like Sycho Sid's leg, as Kayne tosses it down. Kayne charges forward to Pyro but Pyro DROP TOE HOLDS KAYNE INTO THE CONCRETE GROUND!!
Pyro gets up, and starts to put the boots to Kayne.
JS: This match started a while back, before we could make it on air. These two just couldn't wait to go one on one!
Myst: This match is the result of a mishap last Thursday. I dont think these two are necessarily angry with one another, but they need to get out some sort of aggression, to relieve some tension.
JS: No, basically that deranged Lou E. Dangerously just wanted to see two friends beat each other up!
Myst: Hey, don't knock Mr. Dangerously, he's a pretty fair guy.
JS: Fairly evil, I'd say.
Myst: Come on now, Joey! He's been a GREAT GM!
JS: So far. Let's just watch this match!
Pyro picks Kayne up, BIG BODY SLAM onto a wooden pallet.
Myst: Hey, that's someone's bed!
A vagrant walks up, he looks like a ska musician from NY, all dirty and stuff. And he can't grow facial hair very good, which is funny. But at least he doesn't have stupid long hair anymore. But he is pretty weird looking. And I bet he probably has B.O. which is mostly caused by his dirty, dirty clothing. Disgusting.
Vagrant: HEY, THAT'S MY BED!!!
Pyro: FUCK YOU, HOBO!!!
Pyro kicks the vagrant in the face.
Kayne turns around to stop Pyro. Pyro is knocked down by Kayne, as Kayne looks to help the homeless man.
JS: I can't believe it, Pyro has attacked that poor man!
Myst: I can't believe it, that man is poor. I mean...I can't believe Kayne helped that POOR guy. I mean...no, I was right both times.
PYRO HITS KAYNE IN THE HEAD WITH A METAL GAS CAN!!!
JS: GOD!!! Where did THAT come from???
Myst: You know, those homeless like to light their bumfires in barrells and whatnot.
Pyro looks at Kayne, who is holding his head. Pyro then looks at the homeless man, on the wooden pallet, and STARTS DOUSING HIM WITH GASOLINE!!!
JS: Oh...my...GOD!!!!
Myst: Ok, this is a little too much.
The man squirms at the smell of the gas. But Pyro stops, and looks at Kayne.
JS: Thank GOD! Get that man out of there!
The referee helps the homeless man up as some ICW guys get him out of the way.
Pyro starts to pour the gasoline on Kayne!
JS: NO! NO!
Myst: Hey, I can handle this!!!
But Pyro hesitates! He looks down on Kayne, and then looks at the gas can...
JS: NOT THIS PYRO!!! COME TO YOUR SENSES!!!
KAYNE HITS PYRO WITH A LOW BLOW!!! Pyro drops the gas can.
Myst: GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!!!
Kayne laying on the ground still, picks up a big piece of wood, almost 2x4 in size, and BUSTS IT ACROSS PYRO'S FACE!!!!!! Pyro goes falling down, as Kayne crawls over!
1...
2...
3!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winner by pinfall, Fenyx Kayne
Kayne rolls off of Pyro, as Pyro looks to be out of it. Kayne kicks the gas can away from him, as he then rolls over Pyro, trying to wake him up.
JS: Kayne gets the victory, and he's trying to wake Pyro up.
Myst: The friendship still seems to be there, Joey.
JS: What could drive Pyro to be so...RUTHLESS, carefree? He was going to set Fenyx Kayne on FIRE!!!
Kayne tries to wake Pyro up, when suddenly from behind, LONE WOLF appears, and ATTACKS KAYNE WITH THE BASEBALL BAT!!!
JS: WHAT THE HELL???
LW pounds away with the bat on Kayne, with shots to the back, and one directly to the top of his head, an axe swing. Kayne is OUT!!
Myst: HOT DAMN! Kayne is OUT!!
Yeah, thats what I said. Anyway, LW stops, as Pyro gets to his feet. Pyro is wobbly, and looks on at LW.
JS: No!!!
A SWING AND A HIT, A HOME RUN TO THE FACE OF PYRO!!! HE IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN ACROSS THE MOUTH, AS HE FLIES INTO THE WALL OF THE ALLEY WAY!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!
LW raises the baseball bat in the air. He LICKS THE BLOOD OFF THE BAT, and SPITS IT IN THE FACE OF KAYNE!!!
Myst: NICE!!!!
JS: THIS IS SICK, THIS IS TWISTED!!! THIS IS CRAZY!!!
Myst: This is SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
Commercial break:
NEXT WEEK, on THURSDAY INSANE THURSDAY: TODD PETTENGILL SITS DOWN WITH THE CHILD THAT APPEARED ON TUESDAY IN TEXAS(TIT) AND THURSDAY INSANE THURSDAY(TIT) LAST WEEK.
The Toddster goes one on one with the ICW TITBABY, NEXT WEEK IN A SITDOWN INTERVIEW!!!
Seriously, that will happen. Back to live TV.
JS: I can't believe what we just witnessed, Myst.
Myst: The TITbaby?
JS: ...haha. No, but seriously, the attack on Kayne and Pyro!
Cuts to backstage where we see EMTs working on Fenyx Kayne and Pyro.
Kayne: I'm fine. I'M FINE!!!
the EMTs leave Fenyx alone...
Kayne: Pyro...what were you thinking? I almost HOPE that Lone Wolf knocked some sense into you.
Pyro's mouth is busted wide open, missing a tooth apparently
EMT: He can't talk right now, he's going to need a lot of stitches. He'll be fine though.
Kayne: Damn you, Wolf...
Suddenly, Sylver Morrigan walks into the room
Kayne: Morrigan!
Morrigan: Is Pyro okay?
Kayne: I think he'll be fine. Where were you?
Morrigan: What do you mean?
Kayne: During all of this. Where were you? Were you safe? Did Wolf find you?
Morrigan: ...of course I was safe. I was in my locker room. Where else would I be?
Kayne: I'm just worried. Wolf has been screwing with all of us. He's unpredictable. He's jealous of what we have.
Morrigan: What DO we have?
Kayne: What?
Morrigan: Nothing. Look, I'm fine, Fenyx. Let's worry about Pyro now. And Wolf, when he tries to stick his snout in our business again. You've got a match with him at July2Die, you need to prepare for that!
Kayne: True. I just don't want him hurting you anymore.
Cut back to the announce table.
JS: FOLKS WHAT A NIGHT ITS BEEN ALREADY, and WOW!
Myst: Fuckin A, Joey.
JS: Well the July2Die card has been set, and what a bunch of great matches we have in store!
Myst: Apparently, I've been challenged to a Hardcore Iron Chef Challenge by Gordon Ramsay.
JS: Just what exactly does that mean, Myst?
Myst: I only know the "hardcore" part. Apparently, Ramsay will be here NEXT WEEK joining us on commentary, in which he'll explain the rules. I can't stand that fucker.
JS: Also as you've heard by now, announced this past week on the ICW Hotline was a match between Fenyx Kayne, and Lone Wolf...LAST MAN STANDING!
Myst: That's right, Joey. These two men will finally have the chance to work their differences out. The attack tonight was only the tip of the iceburg. Repeated attacks on Kayne and his apparent friend or maybe even love interest Sylver Morrigan have just set Kayne over the deep end.
JS: What's Wolf's motivation behind all of these attacks? Hopefully, we'll find out. Also at July2Die, the Name Your Own title comes back into play, as we will see it defended in a FOUR WAY ELIMINATION DUMPSTER MATCH!
Myst: The RULES ARE SIMPLE, Joey. You get tossed in the dumpster and the door is closed, you're eliminated!
JS: And that match will feature Sylver Morrigan versus Conquistador Dos versus Johnny Q. Public versus Cromwell Welkins.
Myst: The NYO title is an interesting thing, the winner will christen the title whatever he or she desires, while they are champion.
JS: And our main event, Myst...the ICW World Heavyweight Title is ON THE LINE! The Insanity Cell 2!
Myst: The Insanity Cell puts the ICW title up for grabs as the Champ, Calvin Constantine must defend the belt against four men, ScottiePP7, Johnny Hook, Dan Hampton, and Lightning Bolt. LB has the advantage, I believe, as he was in the first Insanity Cell match, held at ICW Death and Taxes.
JS: As a PREVIEW of the Insanity Cell match, we proudly present to you this re-broadcasting of ICW Death and Taxes' main event, The VERY FIRST INSANITY CELL MATCH!!!
ICW Death and Taxes, April 26, 2002 SKYDOME Toronto, Ontario Canada
JR: Well folks, it's now time. The cell is being lowered...it's time...for THE INSANITY CELL!!!
Ding ding,
Gary Michael Cappeta: The following contest, is the Insanity Cell match, and it is for the ICW WORLD HEAVYEWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Here are the rules: All 6 competitors will start in the ring at the same time. The first cell will be full of weapons, and if you are pinned or submit at this stage, you ARE eliminated.
You must then access the 2nd cage via the trap door at the top. In this cage, there will be a hard floor, and this cage will be full of tables, and the way to eliminate people in this stage, is by putting them THROUGH a table!
Then the goal is to access the third and final cage, and it will contain a ladder. The ladder must be put through the door at the top, and set up on top of the cage, where ONE person will grab the ICW World Heavyweight Championship, and become the NEW ICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!
The fans go wild.
ICW World Heavyweight Championship
Insanity Cell
Myst(c)
v.
Fister McCarl
v.
Sylver Morrigan
v.
Lightning Bolt
v.
Gryphon
v.
Dave Dudley
JR: Folks, this one should be...IN-CREDIBLE!
Lawler: That's right JR, and we're going to be joined for Commentary, by none other than SCOTTIEPP7!
ScottieScottiePP7: Hey King, JR. Good to be here.
Scottie is already out there, obviously.
JR: So Scottie, any thoughts on this match?
ScottieScottiePP7: All I can say is that this match might quite possibly be the greatest match in the history of Insane Championship Wrestling. After tonight, NOTHING for NO ONE will ever be the same.
"The Real Me" by The Who hits, and out comes Gryphon to a nice reaction from the crowd.
He walks down the ramp, and stands at the entrance to the cage. He examines it, and gets in. He walks around the ring, stopping to examine the cage from time to time, and finally gets in the ring and starts stretching and getting loose.
Lawler: Gryphon could win this one, I think he's going to be my pick to win it!
ScottiePP7: I dunno about that, but I do know that Dave Dudley will have his ass handed to him in this match.
JR: What about Myst? How do you feel about how he gored you last week?
ScottiePP7: Uh...I'm sure it was an honest mistake.
JR: So you hold no ill feelings?
ScottiePP7: ...look, it's Sylver Morrigan!
"Sick Of Life" hits, and out comes the NYO champ, Sylver Morrigan to a very strong reaction from the crowd.
She walks out, holding her back, and moving slowly. She enters the ring, and poses to the crowd, as they cheer. Gryphon starts to talk trash but she almost practically ignores him.
JR: As we saw earlier, Sylver's partner Orion apparently turned on her, causing her to take a nasty spill off a ladder through the table.
Lawler: No way, JR! It was an accident!
JR: Nonetheless, she's definitely not at 100% walking into this match.
"Good Thing" by Fine Young Cannibals hit, and the fans give a mixed reaction for The TransContinental Champion, Fister McCarl.
He cockily walks down to the ring, arguing with the fans. He enters the ring, and makes Sylver and Gryphon get out of his way as he walks around the ring.
JR: Personally for me, my choice here is Fister McCarl. He, like Gryphon, hasnt had a match tonight, and he's been on a roll lately.
Lawler: Come on JR, so has Gryphon.
JR: Yeah, well Fister is so damned cool.
At this point, "OHHHH TESTIFY!" fills the arena, and "Devil's Dance" by Metallica hits, signalling the arrival of Dave Dudley. He walks down the aisle as the fans boo. Sign Guy Dudley is a step behind him. He's carrying a sign that reads "Insanity Cell? More like boraphyll" and on the other side it reads: "Dave's the only Icon"
ScottiePP7: Here it is folks, this will be Dave Dudley's last match, because I know he'll get destroyed here tonight.
JR: That's a bold statement, Scott. I mean as much as I hate Dudley, just like you do, I recognize the fact that he's very talented.
Lawler: Yeah, Dudley is my choice to win it all.
JR: What about Gryphon?
Lawler: Yeah, Dudley and Gryphon.
"Due to the graphic nature of this program, viewer discretion is advised.
"Shock" by Fear Factory hits, and the pyro goes off, for Lightning Bolt! He walks down the aisle and yells at the fans and the opponents. He hops into the ring, and raises his arm in the air, saluting Communism. The fans cheer and boo at the same time, afraid to admit they're Kard Karrying Kommies.
ScottiePP7: I think LB has a good chance of winning.
JR: That's the thing about this match, you have no idea who's going to win.
ScottiePP7: Exactly.
"Liar" by Henry Rollins Band hits, and out comes the brand new ICW World Heavyweight Champion, Myst. He doesnt seem to be too affected by his earlier brutal match, in which he was victorious over QPublic. He makes his way to the ring, and stops to look up at the ICW World Title, danglign HIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH above the top cage. He then enters the ring, and all 6 men are standing in there, along with the referee, Mike Chioda.
JR: Earlier on, Dave Dudley attacked Myst and QPublic, and Myst barely managed to pull out a victory. Another example of how Dudley makes me sick.
ScottiePP7: Yeah, he'll end up paying for that, I'm sure.
Ding ding,
And the match is OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY!
They dont do anything though. They all just stare each other down. Myst shouts "Let's go, MOTHERF*CKER!" and they all start to pair off.
Myst and Dudley,
Fister and Gryphon,
LB and Sylver.
Fister and Gryphon fight in the middle of the ring. They trade punches back and forth, but Gryphon locks in a headlock.
Fister reverses the headlock into a hammerlock. Gryphon reverses the hammerlock, and goes back into the headlock.
Fister reverses back into another hammerlock, and starts shouting off to the crowd about how cool he is.
Gryphon reverses the hammerlock into another hammerlock, and LIFTS HIM UP INTO A HAMMERLOCK BACK SUPLEX, DROPPING HIM RIGHT ON HIS ARM!
Gryphon(prounounced Griffin) then starts to stomp away.
JR: Gryphon showing Fister that he is just as proficient as Fister, and Fister learned this, the hard way.
Sylver pushes LB back into the corner, and starts to box at his face.
She takes a step back, and charges forth, but LB drop toe holds her into the bottom turn buckle.
He then runs into the middle of the ring, grabs his crotch, and gives her A REVERSE BRONCO BUSTER!!!
Lawler: Haha! Nothing new to Sylver!!
Myst and Dudley spill out to the ring, as Myst grates Dudleys face into the cage, trying to bust him open. Dudley counters with a back kick low blow. Dave then grabs Myst, and slams his face into the cage...
on the outside, Sign Guy has a chair!
Dave holds Myst's head against the cage and SIGN GUY HITS MYST IN THE FACE VIA THE CAGE WITH THE CHAIR!!!
Myst flops back and hits the ring apron, and slumps down to the ground. Dave then starts to kick at Myst's chest.
JR: Cheap, absolutely cheap from Dudley.
Lawler: He's Dave Dudley! It's what he does!
Dave goes to the corner where there is a trashcan full of weapons(there is a trashcan of weapons attached to each corner.) and pulls out a SINGAPORE CANE. He walks over to Myst and CANES HIM RIGHT IN THE HEAD!!!
Dudley then slides into the ring, and grabs LB, turns him around, and CANES HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!
He then waits for LB to get up again so he can cane him but he gets hit from behind by Sylver with a LOW BLOW! He drops the cane, and Fister picks it up, after tossing Gryphon out of the ring.
Dudley holds his crotch and turns right into a CANE SHOT RIGHT INTO THE HEAD BY FISTER!!!
Dave goes down, Fister makes the cover!!!
1...
2...
kICKOUT, BY DUDLEY!!!
JR: Fister with the first pinfall attempt here tonight, but Dave Dudley wont go down that easy.
Gryphon pulls Fister out of the ring, and they begin to fight on the outside.
Lightning Bolt delivers a baseball slide to Myst on the outside, causing Myst to hit the cage and fall back down to the floor. LB exits the ring, and grabs a steel chair.
Meanwhile, Sylver helps Dudley up...and they stare each other down...and SHE LAYS A KISS ON HIM!!!
The fans go wild!
Lawler: DUDLEY IS A PIMP!
JR: Disgusting!!!
ScottiePP7: I dunno who should be washing their mouth out, Dave, or Sylver.
Dave pushes Sylver off of him, and looks at her, but LB reenters the ring and charges at Dave but DAVE PULLS SYLVER IN FRONT OF HIM, AND SHE GETS HIT WITH THE CHAIR!!!
LB stops to look at what he did, as he was aiming at Dudley. Dudley uses this opportunity to kick him in the gut and deliver a DAVE CUTTER!
Myst hops up on the ring apron, and Dudley charges the ropes attempting to knock him off, but Myst counters, and knocks Dudley back into the middle of the ring. Myst jumps up on top of the rope, from the apron, and he stands there!!
JR: WTF IS HE THINKING?
ScottiePP7: HOLY @#%$!!!
Myst flies off like a missle, with a FLYING GORE!!! HE CONNECTS INTO DUDLEY!!! GORE!, GORE! GORE!
JR: GORE, GORE, GORE!!!
Lawler: AHHHH!!!
Heyman: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE!
Myst gets up and pounds his chest, and starts to shout...but from behind...
FISTER MCCARL HITS HIM WITH A CHAIR RIGHT IN THE HEAD!!!
MYST DOESNT GO DOWN, HE SWINGS THE CHAIR LIKE A BASEBALL BAT, AND HITS HIM AGAIN!!!
MYST DROPS TO ONE KNEE, AND FISTER HITS HIM RIGHT ON TOP AGAIN!!!
MYST REMAINS, AND FISTER SETS DOWN THE CHAIR, LIFTS MYST TO HIS FEET, AND DROPS HIM WITH THE UNCONCIOUSLY COOL DDT ON THE CHAIR!!!
Cover!!!
1...
2...
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eliminated, Myst
The fans are STUNNED!!!
ScottiePP7: YEAH!
JR: Oh my GOD. Myst, the champion, was the FIRST ONE ELIMINATED!!! FISTER PINS MYST!!
Myst rolls to outside the cage, as back in the ring, we have Sylver on the top rope, jumping onto Gryphon from the outside with BAD MAGICK!! Pinfalls only count in the ring though, but Gryphon got hit pretty good.
She slides back into the ring, and dropkicks Fister over the top rope.
She poses to the crowd, as LB, who now has a trash can, hits her in the back with it, and puts the garbage can over her.
He then grabs the steel chair and HITS HER IN THE CAN!!! Sylver falls over, and out of the trash can, as LB sets up the chair in the middle of the ring. He picks up Sylver...BACKDROP ON THE CHAIR!!! THE CHAIR EXPLODES!
He attempts a cover...
1...
2...
Sylver kicks out!
Fister re-enters the ring, and LB and Fister start to fight! They trade punches...
Meanwhile on the outside...MYST AND DUDLEY ARE FIGHTING ONCE AGAIN!
Myst kicks Dudley in the gut, picks him up, runs, RUNNING GORE INTO THE CAGE! Dudley bounces off and hits the floor. At this point, Gryphon runs over and starts attacking Myst too.
JR: Well, Myst is eliminated, but since the cage door is locked, eliminated people will stay in this match.
ScottiePP7: Looks like Dudley and Gryphon seem to be helping each other...curious.
In the ring, as LB and Fister fight,Sylver delivers a DOUBLE LOW BLOW to the both of them, followed by a DOUBLE DDT!
She falls back down though, trying to recover as she holds her back in pain.
Fister rolls out of the ring, and LB gets to his feet. Sylver also gets up, and she starts to punch away on LB. She whips him into the ropes, and attempts a superkick.
LB blocks the kick, spins her around,, and delivers a BRUTAL OMNI-BOMB POWERBOMB!
He makes the cover
1...
2...
SYLVER KICKS OUT!!!
LB grabs a chair thats in the ring, and sets it up like before. He stops, seems to think, and then rolls out and grabs another chair, enters the ring, and sets it next to the other one so that the seats are down, and facing each other.
LB picks up Sylver...and puts her in the powerbomb position, lifts her up, and RUNS INTO THE CHAIRS WITH THE LIGHTNING STRIKE RUNNING POWERBOMB THROUGH THE CHAIRS!!!
JR: Good lord, that's got to end Sylver's back, for certain.
ScottiePP7: JEE-ZUS!
LB makes the cover
1...
2...
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eliminated, Sylver Morrigan
The fans boooooo, as Sylver lies there unconcious.
LB gets up, and raises his arms in the air, he knows hes bad.
JR: It's unfortunate, Sylver could have won this match, but her back was hurt earlier in the night and well, LB just capitalized on it.
Lawler: Sylver is still hot, though, and the NYO champ!
Gryphon and Myst continue to fight on the outside.
Gryphon grabs a 2x4 out of a garbage can and BUSTS IT OVER MYST'S BACK!!!
Myst screams in pain but then shakes it off and starts to walk towards Gryphon. Dudley, from behind, takes out Myst's legs, as the two start to punch away on the Angry One.
Fister on the outside of the ring, produces a ladder from underneath the ring. He slides it into the ring, and HITS LB IN THE BACK WITH THE LADDER!!!
Fister then sets up the ladder, and starts to climb it, heading for the door at the top to access the 2nd cage.
JR: Well, Fister here is the first one to attempt the climb to the top to the 2nd cage.
Lawler: That's because hes so damn COOL, JR!
LB doesnt stay down, as he slides back into the ring.
Fister is near the top of the ladder, and the top of the cell, when LB climbs up and pulls down Fister a little bit.
He then grabs Fister and delivers Chain-Lightning Headbutts! Fister gets woozy and falls off the ladder.
LB looks down, and then looks up...then he looks down.
He starts to climb the ladder, and he gets to the top. He opens the trap door at the top and grabs the door...he swings off of the ladder, holding onto the door...
ScottiePP7: Eh?
LB swings his legs up...AND FLIES OFF WITH A EDGECRUSHER 450 FROM THE ROOF OF THE CAGE ONTO FISTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE FANS CHANT HOL-EE SHITE, HOL-EE SHITE, HOL-EE SHITE!
ScottiePP7: GOOD GOD DAMN!
JR: HOLY GOD ALMIGHTY!
Lawler: FUCKIN' @#%$!
LB hits so hard, he bounces off of Fister, so there's no pinfall.
Meanwhile on the outside, Gryphon and Dudley still pound away on Myst.
LB gets to his feet, woozy...and starts to climb the ladder...and he makes it into the 2nd level, but collapses on the hard floor.
Fister gets to his feet, and starts to climb the ladder...verry slowly.
Meanwhile, Gryphon and Dudley roll Myst into the ring...
Dudley signals for something, Gryphon pulls myst up, whips him into the ropes...they hit him with a 3D!!! THE DUDLEY DEATH DROP!!!! Myst is down!
JR: Wow! 3D!!!
Lawler: Looks like Dudley and Gryphon just wanted to make sure Myst stays out of this match now that he's eliminated.
ScottiePP7: Serves Myst right, for GORING me last week.
Myst lies on the mat, as the camera shows Sylver, still unconcious on the outside of the ring.
Dudley advises Gryphon to start climbing up after Fister, who now is on the 2nd level, attempting to get to his feet, as is LB.
Dudley kicks around Myst a little, as Gryphon enters the 2nd cage.
Dave then climbs the ladder himself, and as he enters the 2nd cage, kicks over the ladder, and closes the trap door...
he then produces a lock from his pocket, and LOCKS THE DOOR WITH A PADLOCK!
JR: WHAT...THE...HELL!!
Lawler: NO ONE'S GETTING IN OR OUT OF THAT 2ND CAGE!
Inside the 2nd cage, LB has started to work on Gryphon, as Fister and Dudley start to fight. On one side of the cage, there contains several wooden chairs. Dudley slams Fister into the cage, and sets up a table.
Fister bounces off of the cage and walks backwards. Dudley is ready and waiting to toss him through the table when he turns around...
Fister turns around, Dudley lifts him up in a flapjack(like the flapjack part of the 3D), but FISTER COUNTERS WITH A DDT DRIVING DAVE'S HEAD DOWN INTO THE HARD FLOOR!!!
Fister mounts Dudley and begins to FIST dudley in the face with a flurry of rapid fire shots to Dudley's temple.
Meanwhile, Gryphon is slamming LB's head into a table, as he rolls him onto the table.
Gryphon hops up onto the table, and pulls LB to his feet, getting ready to put him through the table in a powerbomb/piledriver position. But Gryphon is standing above the trap door, as he reaches up and unfastens the door, causing it to hang open.
But Gryphon wasted time, as LB backdrops him off of the table, and Gryphon hits hard on the floor!
JR: Gryphon wasted time there, and it backfired.
Meanwhile, down below, Myst has gotten to his feet, and he is punching the cage door, trying to get out.
Lawler: Look at that idiot! He realizes he cant get up through the top, so hes going to get out of the cage!
Myst charges back...screams, and charges forward to the door HITTING THE DOOR WITH THE GORE!!!!!! GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE HE BUSTS THROUGH THE CAGE!
He falls through to the outside, gets up, and starts to climb the side of the cage.
JR: HE'S GOOFIER THAN A PET COON!
ScottiePP7: Don't be hatin', JR.
Back in cage #2, LB stands on top of the table, as Gryphon gets up. Gryphon charges the table, jumps up, and hits THE WOLFE TONE SOCIETY SPRINGBOARD DDT, THROUGH THE TABLE!!!
Eliminated, Lightning Bolt
the table explodes as LB's head bounces off the floor.
JR: Well, there goes LB's chances of winning this thing.
Meanwhile, Myst has reached the top of the first cage, and he starts to beat his chest, as he runs towards the side of the 2nd cage and BURSTS THROUGH WITH A GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE!!!!
He enters, and starts to work on Fister, and Dudley, and even Gryphon.
JR: BUSINESS HAS PICKED UP!!!
Lawler: I hate to say it, but MYST...IS...PYST!!!
Myst kicks Gryphon in the midsection, hoists him above his head, and throws him into the side of the cage!!! Gryphon's head bounces off.
Meanwhile, Fister uses the table set up earlier by Dudley, to climb up and into the 3rd and final cage.
Dudley rolls out of the hole that was made by Myst, and catches his breath.
In the 2nd cage, Myst picks up LB who is groggy as hell...lifts him up, and SLAMS HIM DOWN ON THE TRAP DOOR WITH A FULL NELSON SLAM THROUGH THE DOOR THE LOCK BUSTS LB GOES FALLING ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE RING BELOW, HOLY @#%$!!!!
LB flops around on the mat, as the fans go wild.
JR: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY THAT KILLED HIM!
Lawler: HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD!
ScottiePP7: GOOD GOD DAMNx2!!!!!!
Myst then turns his attention to Gryphon, who is leaning next to the wall of the cage, where he was thrown...
Myst charges...AND GORES GRYPHON THROUGH THE CAGE WALL!!!!
Myst and Gryphon are both down. Gryphon is out, but Myst hit his head on the cage after the gore, so he is a little out of it.
JR: JESUS H.!
ScottiePP7: MYST ISNT EVEN IN THIS DAMN MATCH ANYMORE. GET HIM OUT OF THERE!
On the other side of this huge cage structure, Dave Dudley crawled his way out of the first hole Myst made. Dave is outside of the 2nd cage now, and he begins to climb one of the good walls...he makes his way to the top of that cage, and then starts to climb the 3rd and final cage.
At this point, he's very high up there.
Inside the 3rd cage, Fister has a 2nd wind, and he grabs the ladder that is in this 3rd smaller cage, and he begins to set it up to push it through the trap door.
Dave is already on top of this cage, however, as he kicks the door open and it swings down on Fisters head, knocking him down. Dave then grabs the ladder and pulls it up through the top of the cage.
JR: DUDLEY HAS THE LADDER!
Lawler: HE'S GOING TO WIN!!!
ScottiePP7: I wouldnt be too sure of this, come on, FISTER!
Dudley sets the ladder up on top of the cage, and begins to climb, slowly.
meanwhile, back down on the 2nd cage, Myst is up, and on his knees trying to shake off the cobwebs.
Fister climbs up through the 3rd cage, and to the top. Dudley is only a few rungs up, as Fister comes up behind him and starts to pound on his back, causing Dave to stop climbing.
Fister pulls Dudley down a rung, but Dudley kicks at Fister, knocking him back.
Fister almost falls off the edge of the cage, as the fans get all excited.
But fister leans back foward and shoves the ladder.
JR: OH GOD, NO!
He pushes the ladder, and it starts to tip...it doesnt move much so fister uses the HELLA GOOD GORE and the ladder tips...
DUDLEY GOES FLYING OFF OF THE LADDER, AND HITS THE TOP OF THE FIRST CAGE, AND SLIDES OFF THE SIDE!!!!
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..........
BUT HE HANGS ON!!!!
THE FANS ARE FREAKING WILD!!!
The ladder doesnt fall all the way off of the 3rd cage roof, it is hanging half off.
Fister slides off of the 3rd cage, and drops down to the top of the 1st cage as he lands on his feet.
Lawler: DUDLEY IS GOING OVER THE SIDE!!!
Dudley doesnt, he pulls himself back up, but Fister walks over and looks down on Dudley.
We get a shot of right next to the announce table, as we look up to see the two men at the top of the cell, they're on the side where the announce tables are.
On the OTHER side of the ring, Myst starts to get up...
JR: Oh my GOD, here comes Myst again!
Myst slowly walks up behind Fister, but Fister turns around, obviously sensing him from behind! He punches Myst, but Myst kicks Fister in the midsection, causing him to double over...
Myst grabs Fister by the tights...
AND TOSSES HIM OFF THE SIDE OF THE CAGE!!!!
FISTER FALLS THROUGH THE AIR, AND LANDS ON THE NEWLY REBUILT SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!
THE TABLE EXPLODES!!!
THE FANS CHANT "ICW, ICW, ICW"
JR: OH.......MY....GOD!!!!!! STOP THE MATCH, STOP THE MATCH!!
Lawler: I CANT BELIEVE THIS!!!
ScottiePP7: HOLY LORD!!!
Myst turns and looks at Dudley...Dudley starts to crawl backwards towards the 2nd cage, as he is terrified of Myst.
Myst yells out: "YOU'VE F*CKED WITH ME TOO MANY TIMES TONIGHT, MOTHERF*CKER!
ScottiePP7: That's it, I cant take anymore of this bullshit anymore.
JR: What?
ScottiePP7 drops his headset, and begins to CLIMB THE CAGE!!!
Lawler: What the HELL is he doing?
JR: He's going to get killed up there!
PP7 reaches the top, and gestures "bring it on". He yells something out and Myst turns around.
He looks PP7 right in the eyes, and his face turns into a grim, grim look.
JR: What the hell is going on?
Myst CHARGES PP7!
JR: HE'S GOING TO TRY TO GORE PP7!!!
But SCOTTIEPP7 BLOCKS IT, AND COUNTERS WITH A MARTINI DDT ON THE STEEL CAG
JR: OH MY GOD! MARTINI DDT!!!!
Lawler: THAT'S SCOTTIE'S TRADEMARK MOVE!!!
The fans go WILD for Scottie after he hits the Martini DDT.
Dudley gets up...cautiously...
PP7 just stands there, as he picks up Myst. Myst is bleeding from the forehead, as PP7 holds him up.
Dudley looks around to the crowd, and smiles.
JR: WHAT...THE...FUUUUUUUCK???
PP7 pushes Myst into Dudley lifts him up...BOOM!!!!!!! THE 4D!!!THE DAVE DUDLEY DEATH DROP!!!!
Myst gets dropped with the 4D, as the fans are stunned!!!
PP7 still stands there, looking down on Myst.
JR: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY I'M HAVING A STROKE, I CANT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW, THE 4D!!!
Lawler: DUDLEY HAS THIS ONE IN THE BAG!!!
Dudley climbs the cages, with PP7 behind him. Dudley gets to the top, and sets up the ladder, he starts to climb.
PP7 gets to the top of the 3rd ladder, and holds the ladder still for Dudley.
JR: NO...NO!!!!!!
Dudley climbs the ladder, reaches up...and GRABS THE ICW CHAMPIONSHIP BELT!!!!
Winner, and NEW ICW World Heavyweight Champion, Dave Dudley
The fans burst in a chorus of boos, as they start to throw garbage at the cage.
JR: ARE YOU SEEING THIS, KING? I CANT BELIEVE IT!
Lawler: Calm down JR, you're going hoarse!
JR: THIS IS A CRIME! THEY SCREWED US ALL!!!
Lawler: Come on, we've got a new ICW champion AGAIN! And this time it's Dave DUDLEY!!!
Dudley holds the belt, and smiles, as blood starts to drip from his nose. He's beaten to hell, but he doesnt care.
PP7 below him is clapping, and smiling as he looks out to all of the fans, who continue to boo.
JR: I CANT BELIEVE THIS! YOU HAVE WITNESSED THE INSANITY CELL, FOLKS, YOU HAVE WITNESSED ONE HELL OF A NIGHT, YOU HAVE WITNESSED THE ICW TITLE CHANGE HANDS TWO TIMES IN ONE NIGHT, YOU HAVE WITNESSED A TOTAL SCREWJOB, AND YOU HAVE WITNESSED THE PRICE THAT THE ICW SUPERSTARS HAVE PAID TONIGHT...
DID THEY PAY IN DEATH? OR TAXES? I THINK YOU KNOW THE ANSWER!!!
For The Reverend Al Sharpton, for Dick Vitale, for Bill Walton, and for Jerry "The King" Lawler, this is Jim Ross saying...GOOD NIGHT!!!
The last shot we see is Dudley climbing down off the ladder, as PP7 pats his back, and the two begin to climb down off of the cage, while Dudley has the ICW World Title in tow...
end transmission
JS: Welcome back to live ICW action, folks as you just saw that was the very first Insanity Cell match, just a taste of what's to come at July2Die on July 17th.
Myst: Not exactly very good memories for myself, Joey.
JS: Exactly, times have indeed changed here in ICW.
"Alcohol" by The Dropkick Murphys hits, signalling the arrival of Lightning Bolt! The fans cheer their hearts out for the krazy kommunist kracker.
KKK? I mean...wait.
He gets in the ring, and starts to wait, patiently.
JS: LB is more focused than ever before!
Myst: Focused on DOMINATING ICW with DESTRUCTION, VIOLENCE, AND MAYHEM.
LB: Yeah, that's what I meant.
Myst: I haven't seen such a raw destructive force in ICW since, well...ME!
"Malaguena Salerosa" hits, and out comes LOS CONQUISTADORS with Jose Ramirez to a great fan reaction. Conquistador Uno comes out first, not really dressed in wrestling gear. Dos looks prepared to fight, as Jose is calling the shots down the ramp.
Dos immediately slides into the ring, and this one is underway!
LB and Dos exchange blows as LB whips into the ropes, shoulderblock by LB, Dos goes down. LB runs off the ropes, drop toe hold by Dos, LEGDROP to the back of LB's head!
COVER!!!
1...
2...
Kickout, by LB.
JS: This is Conquistador Dos' first singles match in ICW, I believe, Myst.
Myst: Los Conquistadors are the only 4 time ICW Tag Team Champions in the history. The closest rival to that are the Inmates, three time holders of the belts.
Dos whips LB into the ropes, but LB counters, THROWING DOS OVER THE TOP ROPE! DOS LANDS HARD!
as the referee checks on Dos, LB stays in the ring, yelling at Dos. From behind, CONQUISTADOR UNO RUNS IN AND DROPKICKS LB IN THE BACK!!!
JS: FROM BEHIND!!!
Myst: YOU DIDN'T SAY UNO!
Joey draws 5 cards as the force from the dropkick causes LB to land on the second rope, leaning on it chest first. Dos climbs up onto the apron, and a big ELBOWDROP FROM THE APRON TO THE BACK OF LB'S HEAD! HE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES BACK INTO THE RING! Dos hits the ring floor feet first, and rolls back into the ring.
Dos signals to the fans, as the fans are cheering for both competitors. Dos sets LB up for a powerbomb!
Myst: The Conquistador looking for the big bomb!!
LB goes up, and jumps off of Dos, landing on the top rope!
JS: WHAT BALANCE!!!
LB FLIES OFF BACKWARDS WITH A MOONSAULT ONTO DOS!
1...
2...
KICKOUT BY CONQUISTADOR DOS!!!
Conquistador Uno runs in, and attempts a flying leg kick, but LB blocks it, and locks Uno up in the tied up headbutts! CHAIN LIGHTNING!
Dos is back to his feet, and goes for a clothesline! LB ducks yet again, and hits the THUNDERCLAP on Dos! The sensational superkick sends Dos over the top rope!
JS: LB HAS TAKEN OUT BOTH CONQUISTADORS!
Myst: Look at Ramirez, he's slid in a chair to Conquistador Uno!
Ramirez slides the chair in, as on the outside, Dos gets a table, and slides it into the ring, propping it up in the corner.
Uno grabs the chair, CHAIRSHOT TO LB!!!!
....BUT LB TAKES IT! LB walks towards Uno as Dos, from behind, clubs LB in the back!
Myst: My God, LB just took that chair shot standing!
JS: This match has just broken out into a brawl! 2 on 1!!!
Dos positions LB in the middle of the ring, as Uno climbs the top rope. Dos sets LB up for a powerbomb.
JS: Los Conquistadors are going for THE BIG ENCHILADA, the powerbomb/legdrop finisher that won them so many tag team titles!!!
Dos lifts LB up, but LB REVERSES, BACKDROP TO DOS!!!
LB looks towards Uno, as Uno flies off the top rope, looking to hit some kind of hurricanrana, but LB CATCHES HIM!!!
JS: Good lord!!!
Myst: LB just caught him in midair!!!
LB turns around...LIGHTNING STRIKE RUNNING POWER BOMB ON UNO THROUGH THE TABLE IN THE CORNER!!!
The fans chant "ICW, ICW ICW"!!!
The table explodes, as Uno is holding his arm.
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!
Myst: Uno seriously hurt his arm there, Joey!
LB looks at the broken Uno in the corner, as from behind, DOS ROLLS LB UP IN THE LA MAHISTRAL CRADLE!!!
1...
2...
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winner by pinfall, Conquistador Dos
"Malaguena Salerosa" hits again, as Dos releases the hold as LB gets up, stunned. Dos immediately goes to check on Uno, as EMTs have arrived.
JS: DOS GETS THE WIN!!!
Myst: No way LB could have kicked out of that. A man that size with the la mahistral cradle? Wow!
JS: LB looking at the destruction he caused, anyhow. It looks like he's satisfied, even though he lost the match.
LB leaves the ring, as the EMTs help Uno and Dos leave the ringside area, as well...
Commercial break:
JOEY GRECO WILL BE LIVE AT JULY2DIE. In what capacity? WHO KNOWS, BUT ONE THING WE KNOWS IS THAT JOEY GRECO HATES ONLY TWO THINGS IN THIS WORLD...
INDIANS...
AND CHEATERS!
back to live tv DISCLAIMER: No indian hatred was intended during that last commercial.
::checks for indians in ICW::
*Whew* is it safe?
Finally. Fuck those indians.
JS: Fans welcome back to TIT, we've just found out that Conquistador UNO has suffered a BROKEN ARM at the hands of Lightning Bolt!
Myst: Yeah, he went through the table hard, Joey. The extent of his injury, they're not sure. I'm sure we'll hear more about it later on.
JS: We wish Uno a speedy recovery, but it's now time for our main event, EIGHT MAN TAG TEAM HARDCORE WARFARE!!!
"To Take The Black" by The Sword hits, out comes Johnny Q. Public to a great ovation from the crowd.
Myst: Former ICW Champ QPublic (Thanks to me, hah) makes his way out...he's got a chance to win the NYO title at July2Die, he's going to try to impress here tonight.
Johnny Q. Public enters the ring and waits as "Sick of Life" hits, and out comes Sylver Morrigan! The fans cheer as she makes her way out to the ring, looking focused.
She enters the ring, and apparently reluctantly at first shakes QPublic's hand.
JS: These two, partners tonight, enemies at July2Die!
"Past Tense, Future Perfect" hits, and out comes the #1 contender, Dan Hampton to great cheers from the crowd.
Hampton enters the ring, and high fives Morrigan, and pats QPublic on the back.
Myst: The return of the Tonight Show with Dan Hampton last week was an overwhelming success!
Finally, "Here I Come" hits, and out comes ICW World Heavyweight Champion, Calvin Constantine to the biggest ovation of the night.
CC heads down the ring, jazzed up and looking full of energy. He enters the ring and STARES DOWN Dan Hampton, before giving "the nod" to Morrigan and giving QPublic some knuck love.
JS: Constantine looking ALL business tonight. Quite absent, though, is his ICW World Title belt.
Myst: Well, last week, Scottie stole it, and he's managed to hold onto it so far.
"Shipping Up To Boston" hits, and out comes ScottiePP7 and Johnny Hook, the first two members of the second team. Scottie has Clee Tarus in tow, as well as The ICW World Title over his shoulder, and quite the smug grin appears on both individuals, PP7 and Hook.
Myst: If Scottie could get someone to name the price, he'd buy all of ICW, just to satiate his ego.
JS: If you remember correctly, ScottiePP7 was once the owner and president of ICW, before he hit rock bottom. Now he's almost rebuilt his empire, and he's got a newfound vengeance with him, and I think Scottie is at the top of his game, the best he's been his entire wrestling career. And with a guy like Johnny Hook in his back pocket, Scottie is the premier force to be reckoned with in ICW.
Scottie and Hook enter the ring, and stare down CC as the referee holds CC back, as CC obviously wants his title belt back.
JS: Scottie taunting Constantine here with that title belt. GIVE IT BACK!
"Dig, Lazarus, DIG!!!" hits, and out comes the International Yahtzee Champion, Cromwell Welkins. The fans boo the Heel with the most Appeal. He enters the ring, and shakes hands with PP7 and Hook. PP7 HANDS HIM A WAD OF CASH!
Myst: NIIIIIICE!
JS: WHAT? SCOTTIE PAID OFF WELKINS?
Myst: Probably just to ensure teamwork here tonight.
JS: Still, though. Sickening!
Finally, "Battery" hits, and out comes Lone Wolf to a ROUSING CHORUS OF BOOS. Helter Skelter, Seductress, and Really Crazy all stay behind on the ramp, as the sadist comes down to the ring.
JS: Here comes the most hated man in all of ICW!
Myst: LW is the most devious personality here...he's the biggest threat in ICW, in my opinion. He's sick!
Morrigan stares down Wolf as he enters the ring. Wolf's group, and also Clee Tarus, leave the ringside area, as Wolf stands with his team, seemingly not even noticing that they are there.
Ding ding
The bell sounds, and six people go to the ring apron, as in the ring starting things off is Johnny Hook and Johnny Q. Public.
JS: Hook and QPublic starting things off here!
Hook and QPublic lock up in the collar elbow tie-up. Hook with the whip into the ropes, QPublic reverses. Hook bounces off the ropes, QPublic leap frogs and Hook runs right into the corner of his opposing team. Hook puts on the breaks!
Myst: Hook almost ended up in a world of hurt there!
Hook points to his head, that he's smart, meanwhile, from behind, QPublic hits THE ATONEMENT SUPERKICK! Hook bounces into the turnbuckle, and QPublic rolls him up with the schoolboy!
1...
2...
kickout, by Hook.
JS: Qpublic almost had Hook, there!
QPubes picks up Hook, LOW BLOW WHILE THE REFEREE ISNT LOOKING!
JS: CHEAP!
Hook crawls to his corner, to make the tag to Lone Wolf. LONE WOLF REFUSES THE TAG!
Myst: What's this now?
Wolf refuses the tag, as PP7 yells at LW to make the tag. QPublic gets up, and tags in Sylver Morrigan. At this time, Wolf leans over the ropes, slapping Hook on the shoulder, making his OWN tag. LW enters the ring, and Morrigan and Wolf start to stare each other down!
JS: This is what we've been waiting for!!!
Morrigan punches away at Wolf, NO EFFECT WHATSOEVER!!!
Wolf grabs Morrigan by the hair, and TOSSES HER OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Wolf follows, and on the ring floor, begins to taunt and yell at her. Wolf picks Morrigan up by the hair. Meanwhile, back in the ring, Hampton and Welkins have joined the fray. The two are exchanging blows.
JS: LONE WOLF HAS MORRIGAN WHERE HE WANTS HER!
Wolf begins to drag Morrigan up the ramp backwards, by the hair. SUDDENLY, THROUGH THE CROWD FROM THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE ARENA, COMES FENYX KAYNE!
Myst: The hell?
JS: KAYNE IS HERE!
Kayne runs up in front of Wolf as he lets go of Morrigan and starts to walk backwards back up the ramp. Kayne arrives and punches away on Wolf. Kayne then stops to see if Morrigan is all right, as the two then start to stalk Wolf back up the ramp.
JS: Kayne is here to help Morrigan!
Myst: Wolf is in over his head, now!
"Burn" by Throwdown hits, and out from the back onto the stage comes a bloody PYRO! He has a steel chair in hand, as he points at Wolf. Morrigan and Kayne continue to get closer, with Wolf in the middle.
JS: Lone Wolf is stuck between a rock and a hard place, here!
Kayne and Pyro make their move towards Wolf...PYRO HITS FENYX KAYNE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!
JS: WHAT THE HELL?
Myst: YES!!!
Pyro wails on Kayne with the chair, as LW grabs Morrigan, holding her by the hair, showing her the decimation.
JS: THIS IS DISGUSTING!
Kayne is busted open as Pyro looks down and spits in the face of Kayne. Wolf shows Morrigan some more, saying "SEE WHAT HAPPENS? SEE WHAT HAPPENS?" As he positions her towards the edge of the stage, and HITS THE WOLF SLAM CHOKESLAM ON MORRIGAN OFF THE STAGE ONTO THE FLOOR! The fans are STUNNED, as the action in the ring as halted to a standstill, as Hampton looks on. Welkins uses the opportunity to toss him over the top rope to the floor. QPublic comes in and starts to attack Welkins.
JS: OH MY GOD!!!
Myst: Morrigan hit concrete, Joey. CONCRETE!
Pyro throws down the chair, as Wolf picks up Kayne and hits the JUGULAR CRUSH on the chair on the stage!!! Kayne lies face first in the chair, bloody, as Wolf leads Pyro to the backstage area.
Dan Hampton rushes to Morrigan's aid, as does EMTs. In the ring, Calvin Constantine looks pissed that Hampton has left.
JS: I CANT BELIEVE IT! TRAINERS, EMTs HELPING MORRIGAN...good LORD, Myst!
Myst: Look at the action in the ring!
Welkins runs towards QPublic who stands near the ropes, and hits ROLLING THE FIVES OVER THE TOP ROPE CAUSING BOTH MEN TO CRASH TO THE OUTSIDE!
Constantine enters the ring, as do PP7 and Hook, as PP7 wags his finger "no no" at Constantine.
JS: QPublic hit HARD!
Welkins sets QPublic up, THE LAST WALTZ RAZOR'S EDGE THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!
Myst: Fucking SHIT!
JS: DAMN!!!!
Welkins gets up, brushes his hair back, and pulls out the money, counting it. He smiles, and then proceeds to head up the ramp, as EMTs come to QPublic's aid, now.
Myst: Looks like Welkins did what he was paid to do!
JS: This is BULLSHIT. It's turned into 2-on-1 here!
In the ring, Hook lunges for CC, but CC ducks. CC kicks PP7 in the gut, and whips him into Hook. The two collide, as PP7 turns around and walks back into Calvin, who hits Scottie with a snap suplex!
JS: THE CHAMP IS FIGHTING HIS HEART OUT!
Myst: But the odds, Joey. THE ODDS!
Hook gets to his feet and tries to grab CC but CC tosses him over the top rope!
Hook, seeing that the referee is busy helping QPublic on the outside, grabs the ICW World Title belt, and re-enters the ring. Hook holds the belt up, and motions for CC to turn around. Constantine is picking up PP7, signalling to everyone for the 180-DDT, as Hook charges towards him with the belt, CONSTANTINE DUCKS, HOOK HITS PP7 WITH THE ICW TITLE!!!
Myst: These fans are loving it!
JS: Scottie wanted that title belt, he got it!
The referee, still helping QPublic. CC kicks Hook in the midsection, and picks up the ICW title, and NAILS HOOK WITH IT!!! The fans go wild as CC drops the title, and then goes near PP7, locking in the PAGAN LAMENT SHARPSHOOTER!!!
JS: Constantine is a true champ! He could have tried to pin Hook after that belt shot but he'd rather make PP7 tap out, fair and square!
Myst: Joey, will that frame of mind work well in the Insanity Cell? It's kill or be killed.
The referee enters the ring, and looks to see if PP7 will tap, as he struggles to break free, the pain apparently waking him up after the shot from the title belt. Hook has gone to the outside and retrieved a steel chair, he enters the ring, and lunges towards Constantine who has PP7 in the sharpshooter, CC relinquishes the hold, HOOK SWINGS THE CHAIR, CONSTANTINE DUCKS, HOOK SPINS AROUND, CONSTANTINE HITS THE 180 DDT!!!
1...
2...
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The winning team, Calvin Constantine, Dan Hampton, Sylver Morrigan, Johnny Q. Public
The fans go wild as Constantine gets to his feet, arms in victory.
JS: THE CHAMP GETS THE PINFALL AND THE VICTORY FOR HIS TEAM!!!
Myst: I'll give him credit, overcoming odds like that!
JS: And he got his ICW title back in the process! WAIT NO!
From behind, PP7 hits Constantine in the back with the steel chair. Constantine's celebration stops as Hook gets to his feet, as well. Hook and PP7 pick Constantine up, DOUBLE SPIKE PILEDRIVER ONTO CONSTANTINE!!!!!
JS: GOOD LORD!!!!
Myst: What a move!
PP7 looks outraged, as he and Hook stomp around the ring, yelling at the fallen champion. PP7 picks up the ICW title belt and throws it down at Constantine. He then motions for Hook and him to leave the ring, as Hook looks back to mock the ICW Champion once more. The two leave the ring area, as Constantine starts to stir.
JS: Poor sports, PP7 and Hook!
Myst: No, they're sending a message. Joey, I think the ICW title is going to change hands come July2Die. How can Constantine overcome those odds, especially when Hook and PP7 are such a strong unit?
JS: Because he's a damn fighting champion, that's how. This was an ASSAULT!
From the side of the stage comes Dan Hampton, as Constantine is on his hands and knees in the ring, getting up. Constantine reaches for his ICW Title, picking it up.
Myst: Well here comes the number one contender, too little too late.
JS: He must have helped Morrigan to the back with the EMTs, and now wanting to come back and finish the match. He doesn't know it's over!
Hampton hits the ring, as Constantine is up, looking worse for wear.
Dan Hampton: Hey, what happened?
Calvin Constantine: What the FUCK just happened?
Dan Hampton: Look, I had to help my sister.
Calvin Constantine: You LEFT THE MATCH. WE were a TEAM.
Dan Hampton: Look, asshole, I'm not your partner.
Calvin Constantine: DAMN STRAIGHT YOU AREN'T.
Constantine shoves Hampton. Hampton looks down at the mat, and then back up at Constantine, shoving him back!
JS: Ohhhh no!
Myst: Here we go!
Constantine drops the title, and gets in Hampton's face, as a slew of referees and officals hit the ring, breaking them up, including Lou E. Dangerously, who personally pulls Constantine off of Hampton.
JS: This is out of control here!
Myst: These two want a piece of each other, NOW!
JS: They'll have their chance at JULY2DIE, oh, what a combustionable situation here! We're out of time, SEE YOU NEXT WEEK on THURSDAY INSANE THURSDAY!!!!
Constantine and Hampton still struggle to break out of the restraints, as they yell at each other from across the ring...
end transmission
The two are fighting in a back alley, somewhere on the streets of Philadelphia. There are trash and homeless folks in the alley way, as the scurry out of the way when the fight rolls through their makeshift homes...
Joey Styles: HELLO EVERYONE and WELCOME to ICW, I'm Joey Styles this match is already underway!!!
Pyro mounts Kayne on the concrete, and begins to punch away on him.
Myst: You're watching Pyro versus Fenyx Kayne in what they're calling a STREETS OF PHILADELPHIA STREET FIGHT, and the bad blood is RUNNING between these two.
JS: It's almost like a sibling rivalry here, Myst!
Kayne rolls Pyro over and starts to punch away on the NEWER ICWite, as he gets the advantage. Kayne hops off of Pyro and grabs what looks to be a SHOWER CURTAIN ROD!!!
Myst: Joey, isn't that your shower curtain rod?
JS: Yeah, I mean, well, it was, we got a new one- HEY, how do you know?
Myst: Your wife showed me while we were...uh...cleaning the bathroom.
JS: Oh, right. She has help over to clean the bathroom about four times a week.
and Kayne CLOBBERS PYRO WITH THE SHOWER CURTAIN ROD!!! It's all bent out of shape like Sycho Sid's leg, as Kayne tosses it down. Kayne charges forward to Pyro but Pyro DROP TOE HOLDS KAYNE INTO THE CONCRETE GROUND!!
Pyro gets up, and starts to put the boots to Kayne.
JS: This match started a while back, before we could make it on air. These two just couldn't wait to go one on one!
Myst: This match is the result of a mishap last Thursday. I dont think these two are necessarily angry with one another, but they need to get out some sort of aggression, to relieve some tension.
JS: No, basically that deranged Lou E. Dangerously just wanted to see two friends beat each other up!
Myst: Hey, don't knock Mr. Dangerously, he's a pretty fair guy.
JS: Fairly evil, I'd say.
Myst: Come on now, Joey! He's been a GREAT GM!
JS: So far. Let's just watch this match!
Pyro picks Kayne up, BIG BODY SLAM onto a wooden pallet.
Myst: Hey, that's someone's bed!
A vagrant walks up, he looks like a ska musician from NY, all dirty and stuff. And he can't grow facial hair very good, which is funny. But at least he doesn't have stupid long hair anymore. But he is pretty weird looking. And I bet he probably has B.O. which is mostly caused by his dirty, dirty clothing. Disgusting.
Vagrant: HEY, THAT'S MY BED!!!
Pyro: FUCK YOU, HOBO!!!
Pyro kicks the vagrant in the face.
Kayne turns around to stop Pyro. Pyro is knocked down by Kayne, as Kayne looks to help the homeless man.
JS: I can't believe it, Pyro has attacked that poor man!
Myst: I can't believe it, that man is poor. I mean...I can't believe Kayne helped that POOR guy. I mean...no, I was right both times.
PYRO HITS KAYNE IN THE HEAD WITH A METAL GAS CAN!!!
JS: GOD!!! Where did THAT come from???
Myst: You know, those homeless like to light their bumfires in barrells and whatnot.
Pyro looks at Kayne, who is holding his head. Pyro then looks at the homeless man, on the wooden pallet, and STARTS DOUSING HIM WITH GASOLINE!!!
JS: Oh...my...GOD!!!!
Myst: Ok, this is a little too much.
The man squirms at the smell of the gas. But Pyro stops, and looks at Kayne.
JS: Thank GOD! Get that man out of there!
The referee helps the homeless man up as some ICW guys get him out of the way.
Pyro starts to pour the gasoline on Kayne!
JS: NO! NO!
Myst: Hey, I can handle this!!!
But Pyro hesitates! He looks down on Kayne, and then looks at the gas can...
JS: NOT THIS PYRO!!! COME TO YOUR SENSES!!!
KAYNE HITS PYRO WITH A LOW BLOW!!! Pyro drops the gas can.
Myst: GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!!!
Kayne laying on the ground still, picks up a big piece of wood, almost 2x4 in size, and BUSTS IT ACROSS PYRO'S FACE!!!!!! Pyro goes falling down, as Kayne crawls over!
1...
2...
3!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winner by pinfall, Fenyx Kayne
Kayne rolls off of Pyro, as Pyro looks to be out of it. Kayne kicks the gas can away from him, as he then rolls over Pyro, trying to wake him up.
JS: Kayne gets the victory, and he's trying to wake Pyro up.
Myst: The friendship still seems to be there, Joey.
JS: What could drive Pyro to be so...RUTHLESS, carefree? He was going to set Fenyx Kayne on FIRE!!!
Kayne tries to wake Pyro up, when suddenly from behind, LONE WOLF appears, and ATTACKS KAYNE WITH THE BASEBALL BAT!!!
JS: WHAT THE HELL???
LW pounds away with the bat on Kayne, with shots to the back, and one directly to the top of his head, an axe swing. Kayne is OUT!!
Myst: HOT DAMN! Kayne is OUT!!
Yeah, thats what I said. Anyway, LW stops, as Pyro gets to his feet. Pyro is wobbly, and looks on at LW.
JS: No!!!
A SWING AND A HIT, A HOME RUN TO THE FACE OF PYRO!!! HE IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN ACROSS THE MOUTH, AS HE FLIES INTO THE WALL OF THE ALLEY WAY!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!
LW raises the baseball bat in the air. He LICKS THE BLOOD OFF THE BAT, and SPITS IT IN THE FACE OF KAYNE!!!
Myst: NICE!!!!
JS: THIS IS SICK, THIS IS TWISTED!!! THIS IS CRAZY!!!
Myst: This is SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
Commercial break:
NEXT WEEK, on THURSDAY INSANE THURSDAY: TODD PETTENGILL SITS DOWN WITH THE CHILD THAT APPEARED ON TUESDAY IN TEXAS(TIT) AND THURSDAY INSANE THURSDAY(TIT) LAST WEEK.
The Toddster goes one on one with the ICW TITBABY, NEXT WEEK IN A SITDOWN INTERVIEW!!!
Seriously, that will happen. Back to live TV.
JS: I can't believe what we just witnessed, Myst.
Myst: The TITbaby?
JS: ...haha. No, but seriously, the attack on Kayne and Pyro!
Cuts to backstage where we see EMTs working on Fenyx Kayne and Pyro.
Kayne: I'm fine. I'M FINE!!!
the EMTs leave Fenyx alone...
Kayne: Pyro...what were you thinking? I almost HOPE that Lone Wolf knocked some sense into you.
Pyro's mouth is busted wide open, missing a tooth apparently
EMT: He can't talk right now, he's going to need a lot of stitches. He'll be fine though.
Kayne: Damn you, Wolf...
Suddenly, Sylver Morrigan walks into the room
Kayne: Morrigan!
Morrigan: Is Pyro okay?
Kayne: I think he'll be fine. Where were you?
Morrigan: What do you mean?
Kayne: During all of this. Where were you? Were you safe? Did Wolf find you?
Morrigan: ...of course I was safe. I was in my locker room. Where else would I be?
Kayne: I'm just worried. Wolf has been screwing with all of us. He's unpredictable. He's jealous of what we have.
Morrigan: What DO we have?
Kayne: What?
Morrigan: Nothing. Look, I'm fine, Fenyx. Let's worry about Pyro now. And Wolf, when he tries to stick his snout in our business again. You've got a match with him at July2Die, you need to prepare for that!
Kayne: True. I just don't want him hurting you anymore.
Cut back to the announce table.
JS: FOLKS WHAT A NIGHT ITS BEEN ALREADY, and WOW!
Myst: Fuckin A, Joey.
JS: Well the July2Die card has been set, and what a bunch of great matches we have in store!
Myst: Apparently, I've been challenged to a Hardcore Iron Chef Challenge by Gordon Ramsay.
JS: Just what exactly does that mean, Myst?
Myst: I only know the "hardcore" part. Apparently, Ramsay will be here NEXT WEEK joining us on commentary, in which he'll explain the rules. I can't stand that fucker.
JS: Also as you've heard by now, announced this past week on the ICW Hotline was a match between Fenyx Kayne, and Lone Wolf...LAST MAN STANDING!
Myst: That's right, Joey. These two men will finally have the chance to work their differences out. The attack tonight was only the tip of the iceburg. Repeated attacks on Kayne and his apparent friend or maybe even love interest Sylver Morrigan have just set Kayne over the deep end.
JS: What's Wolf's motivation behind all of these attacks? Hopefully, we'll find out. Also at July2Die, the Name Your Own title comes back into play, as we will see it defended in a FOUR WAY ELIMINATION DUMPSTER MATCH!
Myst: The RULES ARE SIMPLE, Joey. You get tossed in the dumpster and the door is closed, you're eliminated!
JS: And that match will feature Sylver Morrigan versus Conquistador Dos versus Johnny Q. Public versus Cromwell Welkins.
Myst: The NYO title is an interesting thing, the winner will christen the title whatever he or she desires, while they are champion.
JS: And our main event, Myst...the ICW World Heavyweight Title is ON THE LINE! The Insanity Cell 2!
Myst: The Insanity Cell puts the ICW title up for grabs as the Champ, Calvin Constantine must defend the belt against four men, ScottiePP7, Johnny Hook, Dan Hampton, and Lightning Bolt. LB has the advantage, I believe, as he was in the first Insanity Cell match, held at ICW Death and Taxes.
JS: As a PREVIEW of the Insanity Cell match, we proudly present to you this re-broadcasting of ICW Death and Taxes' main event, The VERY FIRST INSANITY CELL MATCH!!!
ICW Death and Taxes, April 26, 2002 SKYDOME Toronto, Ontario Canada
JR: Well folks, it's now time. The cell is being lowered...it's time...for THE INSANITY CELL!!!
Ding ding,
Gary Michael Cappeta: The following contest, is the Insanity Cell match, and it is for the ICW WORLD HEAVYEWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Here are the rules: All 6 competitors will start in the ring at the same time. The first cell will be full of weapons, and if you are pinned or submit at this stage, you ARE eliminated.
You must then access the 2nd cage via the trap door at the top. In this cage, there will be a hard floor, and this cage will be full of tables, and the way to eliminate people in this stage, is by putting them THROUGH a table!
Then the goal is to access the third and final cage, and it will contain a ladder. The ladder must be put through the door at the top, and set up on top of the cage, where ONE person will grab the ICW World Heavyweight Championship, and become the NEW ICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!
The fans go wild.
ICW World Heavyweight Championship
Insanity Cell
Myst(c)
v.
Fister McCarl
v.
Sylver Morrigan
v.
Lightning Bolt
v.
Gryphon
v.
Dave Dudley
JR: Folks, this one should be...IN-CREDIBLE!
Lawler: That's right JR, and we're going to be joined for Commentary, by none other than SCOTTIEPP7!
ScottieScottiePP7: Hey King, JR. Good to be here.
Scottie is already out there, obviously.
JR: So Scottie, any thoughts on this match?
ScottieScottiePP7: All I can say is that this match might quite possibly be the greatest match in the history of Insane Championship Wrestling. After tonight, NOTHING for NO ONE will ever be the same.
"The Real Me" by The Who hits, and out comes Gryphon to a nice reaction from the crowd.
He walks down the ramp, and stands at the entrance to the cage. He examines it, and gets in. He walks around the ring, stopping to examine the cage from time to time, and finally gets in the ring and starts stretching and getting loose.
Lawler: Gryphon could win this one, I think he's going to be my pick to win it!
ScottiePP7: I dunno about that, but I do know that Dave Dudley will have his ass handed to him in this match.
JR: What about Myst? How do you feel about how he gored you last week?
ScottiePP7: Uh...I'm sure it was an honest mistake.
JR: So you hold no ill feelings?
ScottiePP7: ...look, it's Sylver Morrigan!
"Sick Of Life" hits, and out comes the NYO champ, Sylver Morrigan to a very strong reaction from the crowd.
She walks out, holding her back, and moving slowly. She enters the ring, and poses to the crowd, as they cheer. Gryphon starts to talk trash but she almost practically ignores him.
JR: As we saw earlier, Sylver's partner Orion apparently turned on her, causing her to take a nasty spill off a ladder through the table.
Lawler: No way, JR! It was an accident!
JR: Nonetheless, she's definitely not at 100% walking into this match.
"Good Thing" by Fine Young Cannibals hit, and the fans give a mixed reaction for The TransContinental Champion, Fister McCarl.
He cockily walks down to the ring, arguing with the fans. He enters the ring, and makes Sylver and Gryphon get out of his way as he walks around the ring.
JR: Personally for me, my choice here is Fister McCarl. He, like Gryphon, hasnt had a match tonight, and he's been on a roll lately.
Lawler: Come on JR, so has Gryphon.
JR: Yeah, well Fister is so damned cool.
At this point, "OHHHH TESTIFY!" fills the arena, and "Devil's Dance" by Metallica hits, signalling the arrival of Dave Dudley. He walks down the aisle as the fans boo. Sign Guy Dudley is a step behind him. He's carrying a sign that reads "Insanity Cell? More like boraphyll" and on the other side it reads: "Dave's the only Icon"
ScottiePP7: Here it is folks, this will be Dave Dudley's last match, because I know he'll get destroyed here tonight.
JR: That's a bold statement, Scott. I mean as much as I hate Dudley, just like you do, I recognize the fact that he's very talented.
Lawler: Yeah, Dudley is my choice to win it all.
JR: What about Gryphon?
Lawler: Yeah, Dudley and Gryphon.
"Due to the graphic nature of this program, viewer discretion is advised.
"Shock" by Fear Factory hits, and the pyro goes off, for Lightning Bolt! He walks down the aisle and yells at the fans and the opponents. He hops into the ring, and raises his arm in the air, saluting Communism. The fans cheer and boo at the same time, afraid to admit they're Kard Karrying Kommies.
ScottiePP7: I think LB has a good chance of winning.
JR: That's the thing about this match, you have no idea who's going to win.
ScottiePP7: Exactly.
"Liar" by Henry Rollins Band hits, and out comes the brand new ICW World Heavyweight Champion, Myst. He doesnt seem to be too affected by his earlier brutal match, in which he was victorious over QPublic. He makes his way to the ring, and stops to look up at the ICW World Title, danglign HIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH above the top cage. He then enters the ring, and all 6 men are standing in there, along with the referee, Mike Chioda.
JR: Earlier on, Dave Dudley attacked Myst and QPublic, and Myst barely managed to pull out a victory. Another example of how Dudley makes me sick.
ScottiePP7: Yeah, he'll end up paying for that, I'm sure.
Ding ding,
And the match is OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY!
They dont do anything though. They all just stare each other down. Myst shouts "Let's go, MOTHERF*CKER!" and they all start to pair off.
Myst and Dudley,
Fister and Gryphon,
LB and Sylver.
Fister and Gryphon fight in the middle of the ring. They trade punches back and forth, but Gryphon locks in a headlock.
Fister reverses the headlock into a hammerlock. Gryphon reverses the hammerlock, and goes back into the headlock.
Fister reverses back into another hammerlock, and starts shouting off to the crowd about how cool he is.
Gryphon reverses the hammerlock into another hammerlock, and LIFTS HIM UP INTO A HAMMERLOCK BACK SUPLEX, DROPPING HIM RIGHT ON HIS ARM!
Gryphon(prounounced Griffin) then starts to stomp away.
JR: Gryphon showing Fister that he is just as proficient as Fister, and Fister learned this, the hard way.
Sylver pushes LB back into the corner, and starts to box at his face.
She takes a step back, and charges forth, but LB drop toe holds her into the bottom turn buckle.
He then runs into the middle of the ring, grabs his crotch, and gives her A REVERSE BRONCO BUSTER!!!
Lawler: Haha! Nothing new to Sylver!!
Myst and Dudley spill out to the ring, as Myst grates Dudleys face into the cage, trying to bust him open. Dudley counters with a back kick low blow. Dave then grabs Myst, and slams his face into the cage...
on the outside, Sign Guy has a chair!
Dave holds Myst's head against the cage and SIGN GUY HITS MYST IN THE FACE VIA THE CAGE WITH THE CHAIR!!!
Myst flops back and hits the ring apron, and slumps down to the ground. Dave then starts to kick at Myst's chest.
JR: Cheap, absolutely cheap from Dudley.
Lawler: He's Dave Dudley! It's what he does!
Dave goes to the corner where there is a trashcan full of weapons(there is a trashcan of weapons attached to each corner.) and pulls out a SINGAPORE CANE. He walks over to Myst and CANES HIM RIGHT IN THE HEAD!!!
Dudley then slides into the ring, and grabs LB, turns him around, and CANES HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!
He then waits for LB to get up again so he can cane him but he gets hit from behind by Sylver with a LOW BLOW! He drops the cane, and Fister picks it up, after tossing Gryphon out of the ring.
Dudley holds his crotch and turns right into a CANE SHOT RIGHT INTO THE HEAD BY FISTER!!!
Dave goes down, Fister makes the cover!!!
1...
2...
kICKOUT, BY DUDLEY!!!
JR: Fister with the first pinfall attempt here tonight, but Dave Dudley wont go down that easy.
Gryphon pulls Fister out of the ring, and they begin to fight on the outside.
Lightning Bolt delivers a baseball slide to Myst on the outside, causing Myst to hit the cage and fall back down to the floor. LB exits the ring, and grabs a steel chair.
Meanwhile, Sylver helps Dudley up...and they stare each other down...and SHE LAYS A KISS ON HIM!!!
The fans go wild!
Lawler: DUDLEY IS A PIMP!
JR: Disgusting!!!
ScottiePP7: I dunno who should be washing their mouth out, Dave, or Sylver.
Dave pushes Sylver off of him, and looks at her, but LB reenters the ring and charges at Dave but DAVE PULLS SYLVER IN FRONT OF HIM, AND SHE GETS HIT WITH THE CHAIR!!!
LB stops to look at what he did, as he was aiming at Dudley. Dudley uses this opportunity to kick him in the gut and deliver a DAVE CUTTER!
Myst hops up on the ring apron, and Dudley charges the ropes attempting to knock him off, but Myst counters, and knocks Dudley back into the middle of the ring. Myst jumps up on top of the rope, from the apron, and he stands there!!
JR: WTF IS HE THINKING?
ScottiePP7: HOLY @#%$!!!
Myst flies off like a missle, with a FLYING GORE!!! HE CONNECTS INTO DUDLEY!!! GORE!, GORE! GORE!
JR: GORE, GORE, GORE!!!
Lawler: AHHHH!!!
Heyman: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE!
Myst gets up and pounds his chest, and starts to shout...but from behind...
FISTER MCCARL HITS HIM WITH A CHAIR RIGHT IN THE HEAD!!!
MYST DOESNT GO DOWN, HE SWINGS THE CHAIR LIKE A BASEBALL BAT, AND HITS HIM AGAIN!!!
MYST DROPS TO ONE KNEE, AND FISTER HITS HIM RIGHT ON TOP AGAIN!!!
MYST REMAINS, AND FISTER SETS DOWN THE CHAIR, LIFTS MYST TO HIS FEET, AND DROPS HIM WITH THE UNCONCIOUSLY COOL DDT ON THE CHAIR!!!
Cover!!!
1...
2...
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eliminated, Myst
The fans are STUNNED!!!
ScottiePP7: YEAH!
JR: Oh my GOD. Myst, the champion, was the FIRST ONE ELIMINATED!!! FISTER PINS MYST!!
Myst rolls to outside the cage, as back in the ring, we have Sylver on the top rope, jumping onto Gryphon from the outside with BAD MAGICK!! Pinfalls only count in the ring though, but Gryphon got hit pretty good.
She slides back into the ring, and dropkicks Fister over the top rope.
She poses to the crowd, as LB, who now has a trash can, hits her in the back with it, and puts the garbage can over her.
He then grabs the steel chair and HITS HER IN THE CAN!!! Sylver falls over, and out of the trash can, as LB sets up the chair in the middle of the ring. He picks up Sylver...BACKDROP ON THE CHAIR!!! THE CHAIR EXPLODES!
He attempts a cover...
1...
2...
Sylver kicks out!
Fister re-enters the ring, and LB and Fister start to fight! They trade punches...
Meanwhile on the outside...MYST AND DUDLEY ARE FIGHTING ONCE AGAIN!
Myst kicks Dudley in the gut, picks him up, runs, RUNNING GORE INTO THE CAGE! Dudley bounces off and hits the floor. At this point, Gryphon runs over and starts attacking Myst too.
JR: Well, Myst is eliminated, but since the cage door is locked, eliminated people will stay in this match.
ScottiePP7: Looks like Dudley and Gryphon seem to be helping each other...curious.
In the ring, as LB and Fister fight,Sylver delivers a DOUBLE LOW BLOW to the both of them, followed by a DOUBLE DDT!
She falls back down though, trying to recover as she holds her back in pain.
Fister rolls out of the ring, and LB gets to his feet. Sylver also gets up, and she starts to punch away on LB. She whips him into the ropes, and attempts a superkick.
LB blocks the kick, spins her around,, and delivers a BRUTAL OMNI-BOMB POWERBOMB!
He makes the cover
1...
2...
SYLVER KICKS OUT!!!
LB grabs a chair thats in the ring, and sets it up like before. He stops, seems to think, and then rolls out and grabs another chair, enters the ring, and sets it next to the other one so that the seats are down, and facing each other.
LB picks up Sylver...and puts her in the powerbomb position, lifts her up, and RUNS INTO THE CHAIRS WITH THE LIGHTNING STRIKE RUNNING POWERBOMB THROUGH THE CHAIRS!!!
JR: Good lord, that's got to end Sylver's back, for certain.
ScottiePP7: JEE-ZUS!
LB makes the cover
1...
2...
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eliminated, Sylver Morrigan
The fans boooooo, as Sylver lies there unconcious.
LB gets up, and raises his arms in the air, he knows hes bad.
JR: It's unfortunate, Sylver could have won this match, but her back was hurt earlier in the night and well, LB just capitalized on it.
Lawler: Sylver is still hot, though, and the NYO champ!
Gryphon and Myst continue to fight on the outside.
Gryphon grabs a 2x4 out of a garbage can and BUSTS IT OVER MYST'S BACK!!!
Myst screams in pain but then shakes it off and starts to walk towards Gryphon. Dudley, from behind, takes out Myst's legs, as the two start to punch away on the Angry One.
Fister on the outside of the ring, produces a ladder from underneath the ring. He slides it into the ring, and HITS LB IN THE BACK WITH THE LADDER!!!
Fister then sets up the ladder, and starts to climb it, heading for the door at the top to access the 2nd cage.
JR: Well, Fister here is the first one to attempt the climb to the top to the 2nd cage.
Lawler: That's because hes so damn COOL, JR!
LB doesnt stay down, as he slides back into the ring.
Fister is near the top of the ladder, and the top of the cell, when LB climbs up and pulls down Fister a little bit.
He then grabs Fister and delivers Chain-Lightning Headbutts! Fister gets woozy and falls off the ladder.
LB looks down, and then looks up...then he looks down.
He starts to climb the ladder, and he gets to the top. He opens the trap door at the top and grabs the door...he swings off of the ladder, holding onto the door...
ScottiePP7: Eh?
LB swings his legs up...AND FLIES OFF WITH A EDGECRUSHER 450 FROM THE ROOF OF THE CAGE ONTO FISTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE FANS CHANT HOL-EE SHITE, HOL-EE SHITE, HOL-EE SHITE!
ScottiePP7: GOOD GOD DAMN!
JR: HOLY GOD ALMIGHTY!
Lawler: FUCKIN' @#%$!
LB hits so hard, he bounces off of Fister, so there's no pinfall.
Meanwhile on the outside, Gryphon and Dudley still pound away on Myst.
LB gets to his feet, woozy...and starts to climb the ladder...and he makes it into the 2nd level, but collapses on the hard floor.
Fister gets to his feet, and starts to climb the ladder...verry slowly.
Meanwhile, Gryphon and Dudley roll Myst into the ring...
Dudley signals for something, Gryphon pulls myst up, whips him into the ropes...they hit him with a 3D!!! THE DUDLEY DEATH DROP!!!! Myst is down!
JR: Wow! 3D!!!
Lawler: Looks like Dudley and Gryphon just wanted to make sure Myst stays out of this match now that he's eliminated.
ScottiePP7: Serves Myst right, for GORING me last week.
Myst lies on the mat, as the camera shows Sylver, still unconcious on the outside of the ring.
Dudley advises Gryphon to start climbing up after Fister, who now is on the 2nd level, attempting to get to his feet, as is LB.
Dudley kicks around Myst a little, as Gryphon enters the 2nd cage.
Dave then climbs the ladder himself, and as he enters the 2nd cage, kicks over the ladder, and closes the trap door...
he then produces a lock from his pocket, and LOCKS THE DOOR WITH A PADLOCK!
JR: WHAT...THE...HELL!!
Lawler: NO ONE'S GETTING IN OR OUT OF THAT 2ND CAGE!
Inside the 2nd cage, LB has started to work on Gryphon, as Fister and Dudley start to fight. On one side of the cage, there contains several wooden chairs. Dudley slams Fister into the cage, and sets up a table.
Fister bounces off of the cage and walks backwards. Dudley is ready and waiting to toss him through the table when he turns around...
Fister turns around, Dudley lifts him up in a flapjack(like the flapjack part of the 3D), but FISTER COUNTERS WITH A DDT DRIVING DAVE'S HEAD DOWN INTO THE HARD FLOOR!!!
Fister mounts Dudley and begins to FIST dudley in the face with a flurry of rapid fire shots to Dudley's temple.
Meanwhile, Gryphon is slamming LB's head into a table, as he rolls him onto the table.
Gryphon hops up onto the table, and pulls LB to his feet, getting ready to put him through the table in a powerbomb/piledriver position. But Gryphon is standing above the trap door, as he reaches up and unfastens the door, causing it to hang open.
But Gryphon wasted time, as LB backdrops him off of the table, and Gryphon hits hard on the floor!
JR: Gryphon wasted time there, and it backfired.
Meanwhile, down below, Myst has gotten to his feet, and he is punching the cage door, trying to get out.
Lawler: Look at that idiot! He realizes he cant get up through the top, so hes going to get out of the cage!
Myst charges back...screams, and charges forward to the door HITTING THE DOOR WITH THE GORE!!!!!! GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE HE BUSTS THROUGH THE CAGE!
He falls through to the outside, gets up, and starts to climb the side of the cage.
JR: HE'S GOOFIER THAN A PET COON!
ScottiePP7: Don't be hatin', JR.
Back in cage #2, LB stands on top of the table, as Gryphon gets up. Gryphon charges the table, jumps up, and hits THE WOLFE TONE SOCIETY SPRINGBOARD DDT, THROUGH THE TABLE!!!
Eliminated, Lightning Bolt
the table explodes as LB's head bounces off the floor.
JR: Well, there goes LB's chances of winning this thing.
Meanwhile, Myst has reached the top of the first cage, and he starts to beat his chest, as he runs towards the side of the 2nd cage and BURSTS THROUGH WITH A GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE!!!!
He enters, and starts to work on Fister, and Dudley, and even Gryphon.
JR: BUSINESS HAS PICKED UP!!!
Lawler: I hate to say it, but MYST...IS...PYST!!!
Myst kicks Gryphon in the midsection, hoists him above his head, and throws him into the side of the cage!!! Gryphon's head bounces off.
Meanwhile, Fister uses the table set up earlier by Dudley, to climb up and into the 3rd and final cage.
Dudley rolls out of the hole that was made by Myst, and catches his breath.
In the 2nd cage, Myst picks up LB who is groggy as hell...lifts him up, and SLAMS HIM DOWN ON THE TRAP DOOR WITH A FULL NELSON SLAM THROUGH THE DOOR THE LOCK BUSTS LB GOES FALLING ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE RING BELOW, HOLY @#%$!!!!
LB flops around on the mat, as the fans go wild.
JR: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY THAT KILLED HIM!
Lawler: HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD!
ScottiePP7: GOOD GOD DAMNx2!!!!!!
Myst then turns his attention to Gryphon, who is leaning next to the wall of the cage, where he was thrown...
Myst charges...AND GORES GRYPHON THROUGH THE CAGE WALL!!!!
Myst and Gryphon are both down. Gryphon is out, but Myst hit his head on the cage after the gore, so he is a little out of it.
JR: JESUS H.!
ScottiePP7: MYST ISNT EVEN IN THIS DAMN MATCH ANYMORE. GET HIM OUT OF THERE!
On the other side of this huge cage structure, Dave Dudley crawled his way out of the first hole Myst made. Dave is outside of the 2nd cage now, and he begins to climb one of the good walls...he makes his way to the top of that cage, and then starts to climb the 3rd and final cage.
At this point, he's very high up there.
Inside the 3rd cage, Fister has a 2nd wind, and he grabs the ladder that is in this 3rd smaller cage, and he begins to set it up to push it through the trap door.
Dave is already on top of this cage, however, as he kicks the door open and it swings down on Fisters head, knocking him down. Dave then grabs the ladder and pulls it up through the top of the cage.
JR: DUDLEY HAS THE LADDER!
Lawler: HE'S GOING TO WIN!!!
ScottiePP7: I wouldnt be too sure of this, come on, FISTER!
Dudley sets the ladder up on top of the cage, and begins to climb, slowly.
meanwhile, back down on the 2nd cage, Myst is up, and on his knees trying to shake off the cobwebs.
Fister climbs up through the 3rd cage, and to the top. Dudley is only a few rungs up, as Fister comes up behind him and starts to pound on his back, causing Dave to stop climbing.
Fister pulls Dudley down a rung, but Dudley kicks at Fister, knocking him back.
Fister almost falls off the edge of the cage, as the fans get all excited.
But fister leans back foward and shoves the ladder.
JR: OH GOD, NO!
He pushes the ladder, and it starts to tip...it doesnt move much so fister uses the HELLA GOOD GORE and the ladder tips...
DUDLEY GOES FLYING OFF OF THE LADDER, AND HITS THE TOP OF THE FIRST CAGE, AND SLIDES OFF THE SIDE!!!!
...
..........
BUT HE HANGS ON!!!!
THE FANS ARE FREAKING WILD!!!
The ladder doesnt fall all the way off of the 3rd cage roof, it is hanging half off.
Fister slides off of the 3rd cage, and drops down to the top of the 1st cage as he lands on his feet.
Lawler: DUDLEY IS GOING OVER THE SIDE!!!
Dudley doesnt, he pulls himself back up, but Fister walks over and looks down on Dudley.
We get a shot of right next to the announce table, as we look up to see the two men at the top of the cell, they're on the side where the announce tables are.
On the OTHER side of the ring, Myst starts to get up...
JR: Oh my GOD, here comes Myst again!
Myst slowly walks up behind Fister, but Fister turns around, obviously sensing him from behind! He punches Myst, but Myst kicks Fister in the midsection, causing him to double over...
Myst grabs Fister by the tights...
AND TOSSES HIM OFF THE SIDE OF THE CAGE!!!!
FISTER FALLS THROUGH THE AIR, AND LANDS ON THE NEWLY REBUILT SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!
THE TABLE EXPLODES!!!
THE FANS CHANT "ICW, ICW, ICW"
JR: OH.......MY....GOD!!!!!! STOP THE MATCH, STOP THE MATCH!!
Lawler: I CANT BELIEVE THIS!!!
ScottiePP7: HOLY LORD!!!
Myst turns and looks at Dudley...Dudley starts to crawl backwards towards the 2nd cage, as he is terrified of Myst.
Myst yells out: "YOU'VE F*CKED WITH ME TOO MANY TIMES TONIGHT, MOTHERF*CKER!
ScottiePP7: That's it, I cant take anymore of this bullshit anymore.
JR: What?
ScottiePP7 drops his headset, and begins to CLIMB THE CAGE!!!
Lawler: What the HELL is he doing?
JR: He's going to get killed up there!
PP7 reaches the top, and gestures "bring it on". He yells something out and Myst turns around.
He looks PP7 right in the eyes, and his face turns into a grim, grim look.
JR: What the hell is going on?
Myst CHARGES PP7!
JR: HE'S GOING TO TRY TO GORE PP7!!!
But SCOTTIEPP7 BLOCKS IT, AND COUNTERS WITH A MARTINI DDT ON THE STEEL CAG
JR: OH MY GOD! MARTINI DDT!!!!
Lawler: THAT'S SCOTTIE'S TRADEMARK MOVE!!!
The fans go WILD for Scottie after he hits the Martini DDT.
Dudley gets up...cautiously...
PP7 just stands there, as he picks up Myst. Myst is bleeding from the forehead, as PP7 holds him up.
Dudley looks around to the crowd, and smiles.
JR: WHAT...THE...FUUUUUUUCK???
PP7 pushes Myst into Dudley lifts him up...BOOM!!!!!!! THE 4D!!!THE DAVE DUDLEY DEATH DROP!!!!
Myst gets dropped with the 4D, as the fans are stunned!!!
PP7 still stands there, looking down on Myst.
JR: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY I'M HAVING A STROKE, I CANT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW, THE 4D!!!
Lawler: DUDLEY HAS THIS ONE IN THE BAG!!!
Dudley climbs the cages, with PP7 behind him. Dudley gets to the top, and sets up the ladder, he starts to climb.
PP7 gets to the top of the 3rd ladder, and holds the ladder still for Dudley.
JR: NO...NO!!!!!!
Dudley climbs the ladder, reaches up...and GRABS THE ICW CHAMPIONSHIP BELT!!!!
Winner, and NEW ICW World Heavyweight Champion, Dave Dudley
The fans burst in a chorus of boos, as they start to throw garbage at the cage.
JR: ARE YOU SEEING THIS, KING? I CANT BELIEVE IT!
Lawler: Calm down JR, you're going hoarse!
JR: THIS IS A CRIME! THEY SCREWED US ALL!!!
Lawler: Come on, we've got a new ICW champion AGAIN! And this time it's Dave DUDLEY!!!
Dudley holds the belt, and smiles, as blood starts to drip from his nose. He's beaten to hell, but he doesnt care.
PP7 below him is clapping, and smiling as he looks out to all of the fans, who continue to boo.
JR: I CANT BELIEVE THIS! YOU HAVE WITNESSED THE INSANITY CELL, FOLKS, YOU HAVE WITNESSED ONE HELL OF A NIGHT, YOU HAVE WITNESSED THE ICW TITLE CHANGE HANDS TWO TIMES IN ONE NIGHT, YOU HAVE WITNESSED A TOTAL SCREWJOB, AND YOU HAVE WITNESSED THE PRICE THAT THE ICW SUPERSTARS HAVE PAID TONIGHT...
DID THEY PAY IN DEATH? OR TAXES? I THINK YOU KNOW THE ANSWER!!!
For The Reverend Al Sharpton, for Dick Vitale, for Bill Walton, and for Jerry "The King" Lawler, this is Jim Ross saying...GOOD NIGHT!!!
The last shot we see is Dudley climbing down off the ladder, as PP7 pats his back, and the two begin to climb down off of the cage, while Dudley has the ICW World Title in tow...
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JS: Welcome back to live ICW action, folks as you just saw that was the very first Insanity Cell match, just a taste of what's to come at July2Die on July 17th.
Myst: Not exactly very good memories for myself, Joey.
JS: Exactly, times have indeed changed here in ICW.
"Alcohol" by The Dropkick Murphys hits, signalling the arrival of Lightning Bolt! The fans cheer their hearts out for the krazy kommunist kracker.
KKK? I mean...wait.
He gets in the ring, and starts to wait, patiently.
JS: LB is more focused than ever before!
Myst: Focused on DOMINATING ICW with DESTRUCTION, VIOLENCE, AND MAYHEM.
LB: Yeah, that's what I meant.
Myst: I haven't seen such a raw destructive force in ICW since, well...ME!
"Malaguena Salerosa" hits, and out comes LOS CONQUISTADORS with Jose Ramirez to a great fan reaction. Conquistador Uno comes out first, not really dressed in wrestling gear. Dos looks prepared to fight, as Jose is calling the shots down the ramp.
Dos immediately slides into the ring, and this one is underway!
LB and Dos exchange blows as LB whips into the ropes, shoulderblock by LB, Dos goes down. LB runs off the ropes, drop toe hold by Dos, LEGDROP to the back of LB's head!
COVER!!!
1...
2...
Kickout, by LB.
JS: This is Conquistador Dos' first singles match in ICW, I believe, Myst.
Myst: Los Conquistadors are the only 4 time ICW Tag Team Champions in the history. The closest rival to that are the Inmates, three time holders of the belts.
Dos whips LB into the ropes, but LB counters, THROWING DOS OVER THE TOP ROPE! DOS LANDS HARD!
as the referee checks on Dos, LB stays in the ring, yelling at Dos. From behind, CONQUISTADOR UNO RUNS IN AND DROPKICKS LB IN THE BACK!!!
JS: FROM BEHIND!!!
Myst: YOU DIDN'T SAY UNO!
Joey draws 5 cards as the force from the dropkick causes LB to land on the second rope, leaning on it chest first. Dos climbs up onto the apron, and a big ELBOWDROP FROM THE APRON TO THE BACK OF LB'S HEAD! HE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES BACK INTO THE RING! Dos hits the ring floor feet first, and rolls back into the ring.
Dos signals to the fans, as the fans are cheering for both competitors. Dos sets LB up for a powerbomb!
Myst: The Conquistador looking for the big bomb!!
LB goes up, and jumps off of Dos, landing on the top rope!
JS: WHAT BALANCE!!!
LB FLIES OFF BACKWARDS WITH A MOONSAULT ONTO DOS!
1...
2...
KICKOUT BY CONQUISTADOR DOS!!!
Conquistador Uno runs in, and attempts a flying leg kick, but LB blocks it, and locks Uno up in the tied up headbutts! CHAIN LIGHTNING!
Dos is back to his feet, and goes for a clothesline! LB ducks yet again, and hits the THUNDERCLAP on Dos! The sensational superkick sends Dos over the top rope!
JS: LB HAS TAKEN OUT BOTH CONQUISTADORS!
Myst: Look at Ramirez, he's slid in a chair to Conquistador Uno!
Ramirez slides the chair in, as on the outside, Dos gets a table, and slides it into the ring, propping it up in the corner.
Uno grabs the chair, CHAIRSHOT TO LB!!!!
....BUT LB TAKES IT! LB walks towards Uno as Dos, from behind, clubs LB in the back!
Myst: My God, LB just took that chair shot standing!
JS: This match has just broken out into a brawl! 2 on 1!!!
Dos positions LB in the middle of the ring, as Uno climbs the top rope. Dos sets LB up for a powerbomb.
JS: Los Conquistadors are going for THE BIG ENCHILADA, the powerbomb/legdrop finisher that won them so many tag team titles!!!
Dos lifts LB up, but LB REVERSES, BACKDROP TO DOS!!!
LB looks towards Uno, as Uno flies off the top rope, looking to hit some kind of hurricanrana, but LB CATCHES HIM!!!
JS: Good lord!!!
Myst: LB just caught him in midair!!!
LB turns around...LIGHTNING STRIKE RUNNING POWER BOMB ON UNO THROUGH THE TABLE IN THE CORNER!!!
The fans chant "ICW, ICW ICW"!!!
The table explodes, as Uno is holding his arm.
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!
Myst: Uno seriously hurt his arm there, Joey!
LB looks at the broken Uno in the corner, as from behind, DOS ROLLS LB UP IN THE LA MAHISTRAL CRADLE!!!
1...
2...
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winner by pinfall, Conquistador Dos
"Malaguena Salerosa" hits again, as Dos releases the hold as LB gets up, stunned. Dos immediately goes to check on Uno, as EMTs have arrived.
JS: DOS GETS THE WIN!!!
Myst: No way LB could have kicked out of that. A man that size with the la mahistral cradle? Wow!
JS: LB looking at the destruction he caused, anyhow. It looks like he's satisfied, even though he lost the match.
LB leaves the ring, as the EMTs help Uno and Dos leave the ringside area, as well...
Commercial break:
JOEY GRECO WILL BE LIVE AT JULY2DIE. In what capacity? WHO KNOWS, BUT ONE THING WE KNOWS IS THAT JOEY GRECO HATES ONLY TWO THINGS IN THIS WORLD...
INDIANS...
AND CHEATERS!
back to live tv DISCLAIMER: No indian hatred was intended during that last commercial.
::checks for indians in ICW::
*Whew* is it safe?
Finally. Fuck those indians.
JS: Fans welcome back to TIT, we've just found out that Conquistador UNO has suffered a BROKEN ARM at the hands of Lightning Bolt!
Myst: Yeah, he went through the table hard, Joey. The extent of his injury, they're not sure. I'm sure we'll hear more about it later on.
JS: We wish Uno a speedy recovery, but it's now time for our main event, EIGHT MAN TAG TEAM HARDCORE WARFARE!!!
"To Take The Black" by The Sword hits, out comes Johnny Q. Public to a great ovation from the crowd.
Myst: Former ICW Champ QPublic (Thanks to me, hah) makes his way out...he's got a chance to win the NYO title at July2Die, he's going to try to impress here tonight.
Johnny Q. Public enters the ring and waits as "Sick of Life" hits, and out comes Sylver Morrigan! The fans cheer as she makes her way out to the ring, looking focused.
She enters the ring, and apparently reluctantly at first shakes QPublic's hand.
JS: These two, partners tonight, enemies at July2Die!
"Past Tense, Future Perfect" hits, and out comes the #1 contender, Dan Hampton to great cheers from the crowd.
Hampton enters the ring, and high fives Morrigan, and pats QPublic on the back.
Myst: The return of the Tonight Show with Dan Hampton last week was an overwhelming success!
Finally, "Here I Come" hits, and out comes ICW World Heavyweight Champion, Calvin Constantine to the biggest ovation of the night.
CC heads down the ring, jazzed up and looking full of energy. He enters the ring and STARES DOWN Dan Hampton, before giving "the nod" to Morrigan and giving QPublic some knuck love.
JS: Constantine looking ALL business tonight. Quite absent, though, is his ICW World Title belt.
Myst: Well, last week, Scottie stole it, and he's managed to hold onto it so far.
"Shipping Up To Boston" hits, and out comes ScottiePP7 and Johnny Hook, the first two members of the second team. Scottie has Clee Tarus in tow, as well as The ICW World Title over his shoulder, and quite the smug grin appears on both individuals, PP7 and Hook.
Myst: If Scottie could get someone to name the price, he'd buy all of ICW, just to satiate his ego.
JS: If you remember correctly, ScottiePP7 was once the owner and president of ICW, before he hit rock bottom. Now he's almost rebuilt his empire, and he's got a newfound vengeance with him, and I think Scottie is at the top of his game, the best he's been his entire wrestling career. And with a guy like Johnny Hook in his back pocket, Scottie is the premier force to be reckoned with in ICW.
Scottie and Hook enter the ring, and stare down CC as the referee holds CC back, as CC obviously wants his title belt back.
JS: Scottie taunting Constantine here with that title belt. GIVE IT BACK!
"Dig, Lazarus, DIG!!!" hits, and out comes the International Yahtzee Champion, Cromwell Welkins. The fans boo the Heel with the most Appeal. He enters the ring, and shakes hands with PP7 and Hook. PP7 HANDS HIM A WAD OF CASH!
Myst: NIIIIIICE!
JS: WHAT? SCOTTIE PAID OFF WELKINS?
Myst: Probably just to ensure teamwork here tonight.
JS: Still, though. Sickening!
Finally, "Battery" hits, and out comes Lone Wolf to a ROUSING CHORUS OF BOOS. Helter Skelter, Seductress, and Really Crazy all stay behind on the ramp, as the sadist comes down to the ring.
JS: Here comes the most hated man in all of ICW!
Myst: LW is the most devious personality here...he's the biggest threat in ICW, in my opinion. He's sick!
Morrigan stares down Wolf as he enters the ring. Wolf's group, and also Clee Tarus, leave the ringside area, as Wolf stands with his team, seemingly not even noticing that they are there.
Ding ding
The bell sounds, and six people go to the ring apron, as in the ring starting things off is Johnny Hook and Johnny Q. Public.
JS: Hook and QPublic starting things off here!
Hook and QPublic lock up in the collar elbow tie-up. Hook with the whip into the ropes, QPublic reverses. Hook bounces off the ropes, QPublic leap frogs and Hook runs right into the corner of his opposing team. Hook puts on the breaks!
Myst: Hook almost ended up in a world of hurt there!
Hook points to his head, that he's smart, meanwhile, from behind, QPublic hits THE ATONEMENT SUPERKICK! Hook bounces into the turnbuckle, and QPublic rolls him up with the schoolboy!
1...
2...
kickout, by Hook.
JS: Qpublic almost had Hook, there!
QPubes picks up Hook, LOW BLOW WHILE THE REFEREE ISNT LOOKING!
JS: CHEAP!
Hook crawls to his corner, to make the tag to Lone Wolf. LONE WOLF REFUSES THE TAG!
Myst: What's this now?
Wolf refuses the tag, as PP7 yells at LW to make the tag. QPublic gets up, and tags in Sylver Morrigan. At this time, Wolf leans over the ropes, slapping Hook on the shoulder, making his OWN tag. LW enters the ring, and Morrigan and Wolf start to stare each other down!
JS: This is what we've been waiting for!!!
Morrigan punches away at Wolf, NO EFFECT WHATSOEVER!!!
Wolf grabs Morrigan by the hair, and TOSSES HER OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Wolf follows, and on the ring floor, begins to taunt and yell at her. Wolf picks Morrigan up by the hair. Meanwhile, back in the ring, Hampton and Welkins have joined the fray. The two are exchanging blows.
JS: LONE WOLF HAS MORRIGAN WHERE HE WANTS HER!
Wolf begins to drag Morrigan up the ramp backwards, by the hair. SUDDENLY, THROUGH THE CROWD FROM THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE ARENA, COMES FENYX KAYNE!
Myst: The hell?
JS: KAYNE IS HERE!
Kayne runs up in front of Wolf as he lets go of Morrigan and starts to walk backwards back up the ramp. Kayne arrives and punches away on Wolf. Kayne then stops to see if Morrigan is all right, as the two then start to stalk Wolf back up the ramp.
JS: Kayne is here to help Morrigan!
Myst: Wolf is in over his head, now!
"Burn" by Throwdown hits, and out from the back onto the stage comes a bloody PYRO! He has a steel chair in hand, as he points at Wolf. Morrigan and Kayne continue to get closer, with Wolf in the middle.
JS: Lone Wolf is stuck between a rock and a hard place, here!
Kayne and Pyro make their move towards Wolf...PYRO HITS FENYX KAYNE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!
JS: WHAT THE HELL?
Myst: YES!!!
Pyro wails on Kayne with the chair, as LW grabs Morrigan, holding her by the hair, showing her the decimation.
JS: THIS IS DISGUSTING!
Kayne is busted open as Pyro looks down and spits in the face of Kayne. Wolf shows Morrigan some more, saying "SEE WHAT HAPPENS? SEE WHAT HAPPENS?" As he positions her towards the edge of the stage, and HITS THE WOLF SLAM CHOKESLAM ON MORRIGAN OFF THE STAGE ONTO THE FLOOR! The fans are STUNNED, as the action in the ring as halted to a standstill, as Hampton looks on. Welkins uses the opportunity to toss him over the top rope to the floor. QPublic comes in and starts to attack Welkins.
JS: OH MY GOD!!!
Myst: Morrigan hit concrete, Joey. CONCRETE!
Pyro throws down the chair, as Wolf picks up Kayne and hits the JUGULAR CRUSH on the chair on the stage!!! Kayne lies face first in the chair, bloody, as Wolf leads Pyro to the backstage area.
Dan Hampton rushes to Morrigan's aid, as does EMTs. In the ring, Calvin Constantine looks pissed that Hampton has left.
JS: I CANT BELIEVE IT! TRAINERS, EMTs HELPING MORRIGAN...good LORD, Myst!
Myst: Look at the action in the ring!
Welkins runs towards QPublic who stands near the ropes, and hits ROLLING THE FIVES OVER THE TOP ROPE CAUSING BOTH MEN TO CRASH TO THE OUTSIDE!
Constantine enters the ring, as do PP7 and Hook, as PP7 wags his finger "no no" at Constantine.
JS: QPublic hit HARD!
Welkins sets QPublic up, THE LAST WALTZ RAZOR'S EDGE THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!
Myst: Fucking SHIT!
JS: DAMN!!!!
Welkins gets up, brushes his hair back, and pulls out the money, counting it. He smiles, and then proceeds to head up the ramp, as EMTs come to QPublic's aid, now.
Myst: Looks like Welkins did what he was paid to do!
JS: This is BULLSHIT. It's turned into 2-on-1 here!
In the ring, Hook lunges for CC, but CC ducks. CC kicks PP7 in the gut, and whips him into Hook. The two collide, as PP7 turns around and walks back into Calvin, who hits Scottie with a snap suplex!
JS: THE CHAMP IS FIGHTING HIS HEART OUT!
Myst: But the odds, Joey. THE ODDS!
Hook gets to his feet and tries to grab CC but CC tosses him over the top rope!
Hook, seeing that the referee is busy helping QPublic on the outside, grabs the ICW World Title belt, and re-enters the ring. Hook holds the belt up, and motions for CC to turn around. Constantine is picking up PP7, signalling to everyone for the 180-DDT, as Hook charges towards him with the belt, CONSTANTINE DUCKS, HOOK HITS PP7 WITH THE ICW TITLE!!!
Myst: These fans are loving it!
JS: Scottie wanted that title belt, he got it!
The referee, still helping QPublic. CC kicks Hook in the midsection, and picks up the ICW title, and NAILS HOOK WITH IT!!! The fans go wild as CC drops the title, and then goes near PP7, locking in the PAGAN LAMENT SHARPSHOOTER!!!
JS: Constantine is a true champ! He could have tried to pin Hook after that belt shot but he'd rather make PP7 tap out, fair and square!
Myst: Joey, will that frame of mind work well in the Insanity Cell? It's kill or be killed.
The referee enters the ring, and looks to see if PP7 will tap, as he struggles to break free, the pain apparently waking him up after the shot from the title belt. Hook has gone to the outside and retrieved a steel chair, he enters the ring, and lunges towards Constantine who has PP7 in the sharpshooter, CC relinquishes the hold, HOOK SWINGS THE CHAIR, CONSTANTINE DUCKS, HOOK SPINS AROUND, CONSTANTINE HITS THE 180 DDT!!!
1...
2...
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The winning team, Calvin Constantine, Dan Hampton, Sylver Morrigan, Johnny Q. Public
The fans go wild as Constantine gets to his feet, arms in victory.
JS: THE CHAMP GETS THE PINFALL AND THE VICTORY FOR HIS TEAM!!!
Myst: I'll give him credit, overcoming odds like that!
JS: And he got his ICW title back in the process! WAIT NO!
From behind, PP7 hits Constantine in the back with the steel chair. Constantine's celebration stops as Hook gets to his feet, as well. Hook and PP7 pick Constantine up, DOUBLE SPIKE PILEDRIVER ONTO CONSTANTINE!!!!!
JS: GOOD LORD!!!!
Myst: What a move!
PP7 looks outraged, as he and Hook stomp around the ring, yelling at the fallen champion. PP7 picks up the ICW title belt and throws it down at Constantine. He then motions for Hook and him to leave the ring, as Hook looks back to mock the ICW Champion once more. The two leave the ring area, as Constantine starts to stir.
JS: Poor sports, PP7 and Hook!
Myst: No, they're sending a message. Joey, I think the ICW title is going to change hands come July2Die. How can Constantine overcome those odds, especially when Hook and PP7 are such a strong unit?
JS: Because he's a damn fighting champion, that's how. This was an ASSAULT!
From the side of the stage comes Dan Hampton, as Constantine is on his hands and knees in the ring, getting up. Constantine reaches for his ICW Title, picking it up.
Myst: Well here comes the number one contender, too little too late.
JS: He must have helped Morrigan to the back with the EMTs, and now wanting to come back and finish the match. He doesn't know it's over!
Hampton hits the ring, as Constantine is up, looking worse for wear.
Dan Hampton: Hey, what happened?
Calvin Constantine: What the FUCK just happened?
Dan Hampton: Look, I had to help my sister.
Calvin Constantine: You LEFT THE MATCH. WE were a TEAM.
Dan Hampton: Look, asshole, I'm not your partner.
Calvin Constantine: DAMN STRAIGHT YOU AREN'T.
Constantine shoves Hampton. Hampton looks down at the mat, and then back up at Constantine, shoving him back!
JS: Ohhhh no!
Myst: Here we go!
Constantine drops the title, and gets in Hampton's face, as a slew of referees and officals hit the ring, breaking them up, including Lou E. Dangerously, who personally pulls Constantine off of Hampton.
JS: This is out of control here!
Myst: These two want a piece of each other, NOW!
JS: They'll have their chance at JULY2DIE, oh, what a combustionable situation here! We're out of time, SEE YOU NEXT WEEK on THURSDAY INSANE THURSDAY!!!!
Constantine and Hampton still struggle to break out of the restraints, as they yell at each other from across the ring...
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