Post by Dave Dangerously on Aug 7, 2008 18:47:53 GMT -6
"Chrome" by VNV Nation plays, as the ICW Thursday, Insane Thursday Intro rolls.
The camera immediately cuts to the backstage area, where Sylver Morrigan PUTS FENYX KAYNE THROUGH THE TABLE, IN A LOCKER ROOM AREA!!!!!!!!
Jim Ross: GOOD LAWD, GOOD LAWD!!!!!! WHAT A WAY TO KICK OFF THURSDAY, INSANE THURSDAY!!!!!
Suddenly, Johhny Q. Public runs to Kayne's aid, as Morrigan scurries off.
JR: The Chaos Champ with a BRUTAL attack on Kayne. WHY?
In the ring, waits Genesis, as the fans cheer for him.
An official runs down and whispers to the referee.
JR: Well, Kayne/Genesis was supposed to open up the show, but with Kayne down in the back, I dunno how this is going to work out here, folks.
The referee talks to the ring announcer-
Gary Michael Cappeta: It has been brought to my attention that if Fenyx Kayne does not answer the 10 count and come out for this bout, he will forfeit the match, and the winner will be GENESIS!
JR: Whoa!!! Looks like the referee is going to administer the good ol' 10 count here.
The referee begins his count, as Genesis waits patiently in the ring.
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"Evolution" by Korn hits, and out comes Fenyx Kayne, limping.
JR: He's here!
Kayne holds his arms up in the air, and does his best to sprint to the ring. He slides into the ring, and immediately takes down Genesis, mounting him with some punch action!
JR: Kayne made it, and he's on the offensive!!!
Kayne picks up Genesis, and whips him into the ropes. Genesis reverses, and whips KAYNE into the ropes. Kayne bounces off, and ducks a forearm from Genesis. He runs into the ropes again and hits a HIGH KNEE ONTO GENESIS, FOLLOWED UP BY A DDT!!!!!
The fans cheer for Kayne!
JR: Kayne is RISING HERE!
He signals to the fans, as Genesis is down. Kayne climbs the top rope, but is slow. Genesis starts to get to his feet. Kayne steadies himself, and FLIES OFF THE TOP ROPE...
BUT GENESIS IS UP, AND AS KAYNE HITS THE FLOOR, GENESIS HITS THE SUPERKICK, ARCLIGHT!!!!
Kayne goes STRAIGHT DOWN! GENESIS MAKES THE COVER!
JR: FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!!!
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Winner, and advancing to the final round of the Hail to the King Tournament, Genesis
The fans mostly cheer, as Genesis gets to his feet. He raises his arm in victory. Genesis then proceeds to help Kayne up, before leaving him laying on the ropes, and leaving the ring area.
JR: Genesis is the winner here, and what an act of sportsmanship! Kayne just couldn't compete with that attack from Morrigan earlier. But Genesis pulled through, what an amazing move!!!!!
Genesis walks back up the stage, as Kayne looks thoroughly pissed.
COMMERCIAL BREAK:
MONDAY NIGHT MAYHEM, LIVE EVERY OTHER WEEK!!!!!!!!!! SO IT'LL BE BACK AGAIN IN TWO WEEKS!!!!!!! THE WEEK BEFORE ULTIMATUM!!!!!!!!
"It's Clobberin' Time" hits and Juggernaut steps out onto the ramp to mostly boos from the sold out crowd.
JR: Welcome back ladies and gentleman, and we're about to see some more Hail to the King action. In just a short time here in ICW, Juggernaut and Damaged Ink have made a major impact. Juggernaut scored an upset win over the Gladiator, and he and his partner Mayhem have let it be known that they're here to stay.
Juggernaut enters the ring, focused and aloof to the fan reaction. Suddenly, the arena darkens, "To Take the Black" hits, and the crowd explodes for Johnny Q. Public.
JR: And here comes Johnny Q. Public, a former ICW world champion, a people's champion, and maybe the best pure wrestler in ICW. That's what this tournament is supposed to be about, but we haven't seen too much of that so far. Especially in that last match. Fenyx Kayne was basically screwed out of the match by The Hardcore Regime and Morrigan, but I imagine that QPublic would love to regain the advantage for the QPublic/Kayne alliance.
Johnny heads to the ring, never taking his eyes off Juggernaut before sliding in. Juggernaut starts jawing at him, but QPublic doesn't take the bait, simply using the ropes to stretch out a little before the match. Juggernaut charges, looking for a clothesline, but Johnny ducks under as the bell rings.
JR: And here we go with round two action of the Hail to the King tournament, you'll see our winner in the 60 minute iron man match at Ultimatum.
After QPublic ducks, Juggernaut looks for several haymaker punches, all of which Johnny bobs and weaves around. Johnny then fires back with two of his own right hands, before dropping Juggernaut with a jumping heel kick.
JR: Juggernaut needs to remember that he may have the size advantage, but Johnny Q. Public is a former boxer-he's not a guy you want to try to trade punches with.
As Juggernaut gets up, Johnny boots him in the gut, and looks for the Payback stunner-but Juggernaut pushes him away, into the ropes, then catches him on the way back with a VICIOUS short arm clothesline, the Death Camp.
JR: THAT'S what Juggernaut needs to do, use his power to wear out QPublic.
Juggernaut goes for a quick lateral press cover-
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Kickout by Johnny Q. Public!
Juggernaut hops up and barks at the ref before stomping Johnny a few times. Johnny struggles to his feet and gets whipped into the ropes but Juggernaut, who catches him with a shoulder block and goes for another cover-
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Kickout by Johnny!
JR: Juggernaut is an impressive newcomer, but he has to learn that Johnny Q. Public doesn't go down that easily. He's proved himself to be one of the toughest men ever to step into the ring in ICW.
Juggernaut pulls Johnny to his feet, then grabs him by the neck, setting up the 5-0 chokeslam! He lifts QPublic-but Johnny spins out of his hold, landing behind Juggernaut and hitting a quick side Russian leg sweep. Juggernaut pops back up and grabs Johnny in a collar to elbow lockup, which QPublic quickly works to his advantage. Johnny spins into a back waistlock, and delivers a German suplex to Juggernaut, briding into a cover!
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Juggernaut kicks out!
JR: Juggernaut definitely doesn't want to try to out-wrestle Johnny Q. Public, either!
As Juggernaut gets to his feet, Johnny is poised, ready to strike. Once Juggernaut is vertical, Johnny steps behind him, locking in the Disgrace sleeper hold! Juggernaut immediately begins to flail desperately against the hold.
JR: The Disgrace, The Disgrace! Juggernaut is in big trouble!
Juggernaut's struggles start to slow as QPublic wrenches the Disgrace in tighter and tighter. Finally, Juggernaut drops to his knees, and ceases fighting all together, as the ref moves into check him. The ref lifts his arm…and it drops!
ONE!
The ref pulls Juggernaut's arm up a second time…and it drops…but right on the ropes! Johnny has to break the hold!
JR: By God, what a lucky break there for Juggernaut! QPublic had this damn match won!
Confused, Johnny hops up and asks the ref what happened. But while the ref is explaining, Juggernaut nails Johnny with a chop block to the back of the knees! Johnny gets back up quickly, but Juggernaut quickly nails him with the Neglect facebuster!
JR: Just like that, Juggernaut's grabbed all of the momentum in this match.
Juggernaut goes for a cover!
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QPublic barely kicks out!
Juggernaut pulls Johnny up, and lifts him in a fireman's carry, looking for the Scratch the Surface! But QPublic slides off behind him! Before Juggernaut can turn around, Johnny nails the Atonement, the superkick to the back of the neck!
JR: Atonement! That's it, Johnny Q. Public is about to move on!
But before Johnny can make a cover, Seductress and Sylver Morrigan appear at the top of the ramp as the crowd explodes with boos. The two women make their way to ringside quickly, where Seductress hops up on the ring apron. Johnny goes right after her, while the ref tries to stay between them. Meanwhile, Morrigan grabs a steel chair and slides into the ring.
JR: Johnny needs to turn around!
Morrigan stands poised with the steel chair. Johnny, sensing something, turns around as Morrigan swings…and catches the chair, grabbing it out of her hands! BUT MORRIGAN HITS A STANDING DROPKICK, DRIVING THE CHAIR INTO JOHNNY'S FACE! She grabs the crumpled chair and slides out of the ring!
JR: GOD DAMN, THAT AUDACIOUS JEZEBEL AND THE HARDCORE REGIME HAVE JUST RUINED ANOTHER MATCH!
Once Morrigan and the chair are out of the ring, Seductress hops off the apron, ceasing her distraction of the referee. QPublic is still down, and Juggernaut begins to get back up.
Juggernaut leans in to grab QPublic. QPUBLIC ROLLS HIM UP IN THE SMALL PACKAGE!!!!
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KICKOUT BY JUGGERNAUT!!!
JR: QPublic almost had the win there, Juggernaut is reeling!
Juggernaut gets up quick, and attempts a clothesline on QPublic. QPublic ducks, Juggernaut spins around, QPUBLIC HITS THE PAYBACK!!! HE MAKES THE COVER!!!!
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Winner, and advancing to the final round of the Hail to the King Tournament, Johnny Q. Public!!!!
QPublic rolls out of the ring, victorious, and quickly leaves through the crowd. Juggernaut is on his knees, in the center of the ring, holding his jaw, as he looks rather pissed.
JR: HE DID IT, HE DID IT!!!! JOHNNY QPUBLIC HAS WON, AND HE'S GOING TO GO ON TO ULTIMATUM TO FACE GENESIS IN THE 60 MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH, TO BE THE KING OF ICW!!!!
Cut to backstage, where Romulus Maximii- The Emperor and The Gladiator are entering the arena, with the ICW World Tag Team Championship in tow. They walk back to their locker room area, where someone is waiting for them...
The Emperor: What is this nonsense?
Mark McPhail: I'm chairman of the ICW Executive Committee, Mark McPhail. You should remember me, you and your inbred freak there injured me way back at Insane Rumble 5. REMEMBER?
The Emperor: No, I don't. I don't waste time with such fleas as yourself.
McPhail: Flea? In case you haven't noticed, "Healius", there is no active General Manager for ICW right now. No one to make the rules Of course, my job now, is to ENFORCE the rules. And here it is, CHAPTER XI A of the ICW compliance laws:
In the event of no General Manager or acting Executive of ICW, immediate powers can ONLY BE GIVEN to one man - The ICW World Heavyweight Champion.
The Emperor: What the HELL?
McPhail: That's right, ScottiePP7 has the power. .......TONIGHT. Next week, I'll be appointing a NEW GENERAL MANAGER, in the interim, until you and Lou E. Dangerously can sort out your petty power differences. Your "acting GM" reign is CUT SHORT.
The Emperor: You're wrong. The Gladiator will win the ICW title soon enough, and I will DESTROY YOUR REPLACEMENT, AND I WILL SOON ONCE AGAIN BE IN CONTROL. NOTHING HAS CHANGED.
McPhail: I don't know about that. See, Scottie has ALREADY made a match, and it's for next week. See it's going to be our NEW Tag Team Champions, you two, against...DAMAGED INK.
The Emperor: WHAT???
McPhail: And I'VE made a contract signing for Ultimatum. And it involves YOU TWO as well.
The Emperor and The Gladiator look confused, but irate.
McPhail: You've got to take on THE DANGEROUS ALLIANCE, DAVE DANGEROUSLY AND LOU E. DANGEROUSLY...but there will be special stipulations. IT'S AN ICW FIRST, thanks to the brainstorming of me, and the Dangerouslys. It will be Romulus Maximii- against The Dangerous Alliance...
IN THE FIRST EVER ICW- BARBED WIRE TAG TEAM TORNADO MATCH!!!!!!!
The Emperor and The Gladiator look PISSED
McPhail: So good luck, and well, Gladiator, you've got a chance to be in the title match at Ultimatum as well tonight, so...good luck to that, as well.
McPhail leaves the office, as The Emperor looks angry for a second, and then smiles.
The Gladiator: Master. Should I break this insect as well?
The Emperor: No. No, let him go. Once again...
everything is going according to plan...
Cut to another backstage area, where QPublic is celebrating with Kayne.
QPublic: See man? DETERMINATION. And SKILL. That's what it takes. THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES TO OVERCOME.
Kayne: Yeah.
QPublic: What is it?
Kayne: You know, I don't know if fighting clean is the way to go.
QPublic: What?
Kayne: Nothing. Look man, I'll catch up with you in a bit. I've got a few...things...to do.
QPublic: Well don't take too long. We've got more training!
Suddenly, Genesis walks into the locker room.
Genesis: Johnathan Q. You have served for many years as an embassador of good will for ICW.
You have accepted many into your arms. You have been tolerant, and forgiving. And you have fought the forces of the Dark with a strong, steady arm.
But I am the embodiment of the Light. I am the equation to defeating the reign of Darkness this company has come under.
And during my time of need, last week? Where were you? Where was the enigmatic constant hero of ICW, Johnathan Q?
QPublic: Look, I-
Genesis: Save your lies. I am here to do one thing: Shine my Light all over the Darkness of ICW.
I see now that my cause is a solitary cause. And more just than ever.
Listen to my words now, Jonathan Q. There is only room for one savior of ICW, one true purveyor of the Light.
And the scriptures have it written. And it has a name.
And it's not yours.
You are not my enemy, but I issue you a warning. At Ultimatum, for one to become a King, he must have walked in the Kingdom.
You are not the man that ICW needs. I will destroy the Dark. I will become the King of ICW, I will become the World Heavyweight Champion.
And I will show no mercy to you, friend. I will show no extended hand, as you showed none to me.
Genesis walks off
QPublic: ....
Commercial break:
WORKSUCKSSORRYTHISSHOWSUCKSIVEWORKEDSOMUCHARGH!!!!
Back to live TV, where we see Sylver Morrigan laying in a mess of broken tables, as Lone Wolf, Pyro, and the rest of The Hardcore Regime are running around trying to help her. Her head is bloody, and we see her NYO title belt, and on it, drawn in blood, is the symbol of...a Phoenix...
JR: What the hell???
We see Fenyx Kayne in the crack of the doorway, laughing. He walks off.
JR: Looks like Kayne got some payback!!!
Cut to backstage, where ScottiePP7 is standing with Johnny Hook, and Ms Clee Tarus. He holds the ICW World Title over his shoulder.
ScottiePP7: That's right, bitches. I'm ScottiePP7, damnit, and I have some immediate control over ICW. It all started when I FIRED TODD PETTENGILL on THE SHOW I CREATED, MONDAY NIGHT MAYHEM. And I'm pleased to announce the NEW MONDAY NIGHT MAYHEM ANNOUNCE TEAM-
JIM ROSS,
MAYHEM - FROM DAMAGED INK
AND MYSELF, SCOTTIEPP7, DAMNIT!!!!!!!!
So PUT THAT IN YOUR JOCK AND STUFF IT. What?
And I have a few more things planned, like Morrigan, obviously she couldn't compete this week...well...NEXT WEEK LET'S SCHEDULE IT AGAIN, MORRIGAN VS PP7, CHAMPION VS. CHAMPION! I'm a fighting champ, I won't back down from a challenge.
And speaking of not backing down from a challenge, TONIGHT, MY OPPONENT FOR ULTIMATUM WILL BE DECIDED. Bring them ALL on, I don't care, because all 5 of them, I can take out ANY DAY OF THE WEEK! And as for Dave Dudley? Dave DANGEROUSLY? I created you, you little punk. And I can end you just as quick, so as soon as you want a piece of Mr. Custom Made, you know where to come knocking. WHOO!!!!!!
JR: Me? On Monday Night Mayhem? WHA??
Commercial Break:
Don't eat an entire bag of Nestle Flipz.
Please.
back to live TV
JR: Folks, it's main event time here!
"Alcohol" hits, and out comes LIGHTNING BOLT to a great reaction from the crowd.
LB hits the ring, and stares down Hampton.
"Battery" hits, and out comes Lone Wolf, leaving The Hardcore Regime on the stage. He has his black baseball bat, as he leaves it laying on JR's announce position.
He stands on the outside of the ring area, waiting.
"Here I Come" hits and out comes Calvin Constantine as the fans explode!
JR: Here comes the former ICW Champ, making his return to action after taking that nasty spill off of the Insanity Cell. It's still my opinion that Constantine is the RIGHTFUL CHAMP!
CC enters the ring, and shakes the hand of NO, HE FAKES OUT HAMPTON!!! HARDCOREEEEEE
"Duel of the Fates" hits, and out comes The Gladiator, Centurius Maximus he runs down to the ring, and IMMEDIATELY GORE GORE GORES CALVIN CONSTANTINE!!!!!
JR: THIS IS UNDERWAY, ONE HALF OF THE TAG CHAMPS HAS GORED CONSTANTINE, WHERE IS DANGEROUSLY, THE SPECIAL ENFORCER? HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE AT RINGSIDE!!!!
The Gladiator kicks LB, THE FALL OF ROME POWER BOMB!!!! LB rolls out of the ring. Gladiator kicks Hampton, THE FALL OF ROME POWER BOMB!!!!!!!!
The Gladiator is EXPLOSIVE WITH HATRED ENERGY!
JR: Can ANYONE STOP THE GLADIATOR???
Suddenly, DAVE DANGEROUSLY runs down to the ring! HE CHARGES THE GLADIATOR, CLOTHESLINE OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!!
JR: DANGEROUSLY, DANGEROUSLY! THEY'RE RIGHT OUT IN FRONT OF US!!!
Dangerously grabs Wolf's bat, AND CRUSHES GLADIATOR IN THE BACK!!!
Dave discards the bat, and picks up The Gladiator...LIVING DANGEROUSLY, THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!!!!!
JR: MAH GAWD! MAH GAWD!!!!!!
Dangerously holds up his hand in the air, signalling a 4D to everyone as the fans go wild. He decides to leave Gladiator in the wreckage, however, and heads back up to the ramp.
JR: MY TABLE IS DESTROYED! DAMN THAT DUD-ERR...DANGEROUSLY!!!!
In the ring, WOLF ATTEMPTS THE COVER ON CONSTANTINE!!!!
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KICKOUT, BY CALVIN CONSTANTINE!!!!!!!
Wolf signals for the Jugular Crush, but looks for his bat. He sees it on the outside, and starts to head towards the ropes but Constantine catches him, turns him around, 180 DDT!!!! Wolf rolls to the outside, as Constantine has regained some steam! On the outside, LB and Hampton battle it out.
JR: Constantine in control of this match!
SUDDENLY, THE LIGHTS GO OUT!!!!!!!!!
JR: WHAT. THE. HELL???
The lights remain off, as cameras go off, trying to catch the action in the ring, We hear a huge THUMP!!!!
JR: What is this???
The lights go back on, CONSTANTINE IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, BUSTED WIDE OPEN
JR: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT, CHARLES?
LB and Hampton see that CC is out, as does Wolf.
Wolf starts to try to crawl into the ring, but LB runs towards him and hits a BASEBALL SLIDE, kicking Wolf in the face. LB slides to the outside to put the boots to LW.
AT THE SAME TIME, HAMPTON ASCENDS THE TOP ROPE, AND HITS SUMMER IN THE HAMPTONS ON CALVIN CONSTANTINE!!!!!! HE MAKES THE COVER!!!!!!
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LB TRIES TO STOP THE COUNT, BUT.....
HE'S TOO LATE!!!!!!!!
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winner, and going on to face ScottiePP7 for the ICW World Heavyweight Championship at Ultimatum, Dan Hampton!
Hampton starts to celebrate, but it is cut short by LB who pushes him off. LB looks frustrated. On the outside, Wolf sneaks off, as in the ring, Constantine is still down.
JR: DAN HAMPTON IS THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER, AGAIN!!! LB DOESN'T LIKE IT! DUDLEY HAS TAKEN OUT THE GLADIATOR! AND WHO TOOK OUT CONSTANTINE??? OH MY GOD, FOLKS, WHAT A TIT THIS HAS BEEN! A MIGHTY FINE TIT INDEED! I'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK...OR WILL I? WHAT IS MY FATE? WHAT IS MY FATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The last shot is LB and Hampton, staring each other down.
End transmission
The camera immediately cuts to the backstage area, where Sylver Morrigan PUTS FENYX KAYNE THROUGH THE TABLE, IN A LOCKER ROOM AREA!!!!!!!!
Jim Ross: GOOD LAWD, GOOD LAWD!!!!!! WHAT A WAY TO KICK OFF THURSDAY, INSANE THURSDAY!!!!!
Suddenly, Johhny Q. Public runs to Kayne's aid, as Morrigan scurries off.
JR: The Chaos Champ with a BRUTAL attack on Kayne. WHY?
In the ring, waits Genesis, as the fans cheer for him.
An official runs down and whispers to the referee.
JR: Well, Kayne/Genesis was supposed to open up the show, but with Kayne down in the back, I dunno how this is going to work out here, folks.
The referee talks to the ring announcer-
Gary Michael Cappeta: It has been brought to my attention that if Fenyx Kayne does not answer the 10 count and come out for this bout, he will forfeit the match, and the winner will be GENESIS!
JR: Whoa!!! Looks like the referee is going to administer the good ol' 10 count here.
The referee begins his count, as Genesis waits patiently in the ring.
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"Evolution" by Korn hits, and out comes Fenyx Kayne, limping.
JR: He's here!
Kayne holds his arms up in the air, and does his best to sprint to the ring. He slides into the ring, and immediately takes down Genesis, mounting him with some punch action!
JR: Kayne made it, and he's on the offensive!!!
Kayne picks up Genesis, and whips him into the ropes. Genesis reverses, and whips KAYNE into the ropes. Kayne bounces off, and ducks a forearm from Genesis. He runs into the ropes again and hits a HIGH KNEE ONTO GENESIS, FOLLOWED UP BY A DDT!!!!!
The fans cheer for Kayne!
JR: Kayne is RISING HERE!
He signals to the fans, as Genesis is down. Kayne climbs the top rope, but is slow. Genesis starts to get to his feet. Kayne steadies himself, and FLIES OFF THE TOP ROPE...
BUT GENESIS IS UP, AND AS KAYNE HITS THE FLOOR, GENESIS HITS THE SUPERKICK, ARCLIGHT!!!!
Kayne goes STRAIGHT DOWN! GENESIS MAKES THE COVER!
JR: FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!!!
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Winner, and advancing to the final round of the Hail to the King Tournament, Genesis
The fans mostly cheer, as Genesis gets to his feet. He raises his arm in victory. Genesis then proceeds to help Kayne up, before leaving him laying on the ropes, and leaving the ring area.
JR: Genesis is the winner here, and what an act of sportsmanship! Kayne just couldn't compete with that attack from Morrigan earlier. But Genesis pulled through, what an amazing move!!!!!
Genesis walks back up the stage, as Kayne looks thoroughly pissed.
COMMERCIAL BREAK:
MONDAY NIGHT MAYHEM, LIVE EVERY OTHER WEEK!!!!!!!!!! SO IT'LL BE BACK AGAIN IN TWO WEEKS!!!!!!! THE WEEK BEFORE ULTIMATUM!!!!!!!!
"It's Clobberin' Time" hits and Juggernaut steps out onto the ramp to mostly boos from the sold out crowd.
JR: Welcome back ladies and gentleman, and we're about to see some more Hail to the King action. In just a short time here in ICW, Juggernaut and Damaged Ink have made a major impact. Juggernaut scored an upset win over the Gladiator, and he and his partner Mayhem have let it be known that they're here to stay.
Juggernaut enters the ring, focused and aloof to the fan reaction. Suddenly, the arena darkens, "To Take the Black" hits, and the crowd explodes for Johnny Q. Public.
JR: And here comes Johnny Q. Public, a former ICW world champion, a people's champion, and maybe the best pure wrestler in ICW. That's what this tournament is supposed to be about, but we haven't seen too much of that so far. Especially in that last match. Fenyx Kayne was basically screwed out of the match by The Hardcore Regime and Morrigan, but I imagine that QPublic would love to regain the advantage for the QPublic/Kayne alliance.
Johnny heads to the ring, never taking his eyes off Juggernaut before sliding in. Juggernaut starts jawing at him, but QPublic doesn't take the bait, simply using the ropes to stretch out a little before the match. Juggernaut charges, looking for a clothesline, but Johnny ducks under as the bell rings.
JR: And here we go with round two action of the Hail to the King tournament, you'll see our winner in the 60 minute iron man match at Ultimatum.
After QPublic ducks, Juggernaut looks for several haymaker punches, all of which Johnny bobs and weaves around. Johnny then fires back with two of his own right hands, before dropping Juggernaut with a jumping heel kick.
JR: Juggernaut needs to remember that he may have the size advantage, but Johnny Q. Public is a former boxer-he's not a guy you want to try to trade punches with.
As Juggernaut gets up, Johnny boots him in the gut, and looks for the Payback stunner-but Juggernaut pushes him away, into the ropes, then catches him on the way back with a VICIOUS short arm clothesline, the Death Camp.
JR: THAT'S what Juggernaut needs to do, use his power to wear out QPublic.
Juggernaut goes for a quick lateral press cover-
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Kickout by Johnny Q. Public!
Juggernaut hops up and barks at the ref before stomping Johnny a few times. Johnny struggles to his feet and gets whipped into the ropes but Juggernaut, who catches him with a shoulder block and goes for another cover-
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Kickout by Johnny!
JR: Juggernaut is an impressive newcomer, but he has to learn that Johnny Q. Public doesn't go down that easily. He's proved himself to be one of the toughest men ever to step into the ring in ICW.
Juggernaut pulls Johnny to his feet, then grabs him by the neck, setting up the 5-0 chokeslam! He lifts QPublic-but Johnny spins out of his hold, landing behind Juggernaut and hitting a quick side Russian leg sweep. Juggernaut pops back up and grabs Johnny in a collar to elbow lockup, which QPublic quickly works to his advantage. Johnny spins into a back waistlock, and delivers a German suplex to Juggernaut, briding into a cover!
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Juggernaut kicks out!
JR: Juggernaut definitely doesn't want to try to out-wrestle Johnny Q. Public, either!
As Juggernaut gets to his feet, Johnny is poised, ready to strike. Once Juggernaut is vertical, Johnny steps behind him, locking in the Disgrace sleeper hold! Juggernaut immediately begins to flail desperately against the hold.
JR: The Disgrace, The Disgrace! Juggernaut is in big trouble!
Juggernaut's struggles start to slow as QPublic wrenches the Disgrace in tighter and tighter. Finally, Juggernaut drops to his knees, and ceases fighting all together, as the ref moves into check him. The ref lifts his arm…and it drops!
ONE!
The ref pulls Juggernaut's arm up a second time…and it drops…but right on the ropes! Johnny has to break the hold!
JR: By God, what a lucky break there for Juggernaut! QPublic had this damn match won!
Confused, Johnny hops up and asks the ref what happened. But while the ref is explaining, Juggernaut nails Johnny with a chop block to the back of the knees! Johnny gets back up quickly, but Juggernaut quickly nails him with the Neglect facebuster!
JR: Just like that, Juggernaut's grabbed all of the momentum in this match.
Juggernaut goes for a cover!
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QPublic barely kicks out!
Juggernaut pulls Johnny up, and lifts him in a fireman's carry, looking for the Scratch the Surface! But QPublic slides off behind him! Before Juggernaut can turn around, Johnny nails the Atonement, the superkick to the back of the neck!
JR: Atonement! That's it, Johnny Q. Public is about to move on!
But before Johnny can make a cover, Seductress and Sylver Morrigan appear at the top of the ramp as the crowd explodes with boos. The two women make their way to ringside quickly, where Seductress hops up on the ring apron. Johnny goes right after her, while the ref tries to stay between them. Meanwhile, Morrigan grabs a steel chair and slides into the ring.
JR: Johnny needs to turn around!
Morrigan stands poised with the steel chair. Johnny, sensing something, turns around as Morrigan swings…and catches the chair, grabbing it out of her hands! BUT MORRIGAN HITS A STANDING DROPKICK, DRIVING THE CHAIR INTO JOHNNY'S FACE! She grabs the crumpled chair and slides out of the ring!
JR: GOD DAMN, THAT AUDACIOUS JEZEBEL AND THE HARDCORE REGIME HAVE JUST RUINED ANOTHER MATCH!
Once Morrigan and the chair are out of the ring, Seductress hops off the apron, ceasing her distraction of the referee. QPublic is still down, and Juggernaut begins to get back up.
Juggernaut leans in to grab QPublic. QPUBLIC ROLLS HIM UP IN THE SMALL PACKAGE!!!!
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KICKOUT BY JUGGERNAUT!!!
JR: QPublic almost had the win there, Juggernaut is reeling!
Juggernaut gets up quick, and attempts a clothesline on QPublic. QPublic ducks, Juggernaut spins around, QPUBLIC HITS THE PAYBACK!!! HE MAKES THE COVER!!!!
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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winner, and advancing to the final round of the Hail to the King Tournament, Johnny Q. Public!!!!
QPublic rolls out of the ring, victorious, and quickly leaves through the crowd. Juggernaut is on his knees, in the center of the ring, holding his jaw, as he looks rather pissed.
JR: HE DID IT, HE DID IT!!!! JOHNNY QPUBLIC HAS WON, AND HE'S GOING TO GO ON TO ULTIMATUM TO FACE GENESIS IN THE 60 MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH, TO BE THE KING OF ICW!!!!
Cut to backstage, where Romulus Maximii- The Emperor and The Gladiator are entering the arena, with the ICW World Tag Team Championship in tow. They walk back to their locker room area, where someone is waiting for them...
The Emperor: What is this nonsense?
Mark McPhail: I'm chairman of the ICW Executive Committee, Mark McPhail. You should remember me, you and your inbred freak there injured me way back at Insane Rumble 5. REMEMBER?
The Emperor: No, I don't. I don't waste time with such fleas as yourself.
McPhail: Flea? In case you haven't noticed, "Healius", there is no active General Manager for ICW right now. No one to make the rules Of course, my job now, is to ENFORCE the rules. And here it is, CHAPTER XI A of the ICW compliance laws:
In the event of no General Manager or acting Executive of ICW, immediate powers can ONLY BE GIVEN to one man - The ICW World Heavyweight Champion.
The Emperor: What the HELL?
McPhail: That's right, ScottiePP7 has the power. .......TONIGHT. Next week, I'll be appointing a NEW GENERAL MANAGER, in the interim, until you and Lou E. Dangerously can sort out your petty power differences. Your "acting GM" reign is CUT SHORT.
The Emperor: You're wrong. The Gladiator will win the ICW title soon enough, and I will DESTROY YOUR REPLACEMENT, AND I WILL SOON ONCE AGAIN BE IN CONTROL. NOTHING HAS CHANGED.
McPhail: I don't know about that. See, Scottie has ALREADY made a match, and it's for next week. See it's going to be our NEW Tag Team Champions, you two, against...DAMAGED INK.
The Emperor: WHAT???
McPhail: And I'VE made a contract signing for Ultimatum. And it involves YOU TWO as well.
The Emperor and The Gladiator look confused, but irate.
McPhail: You've got to take on THE DANGEROUS ALLIANCE, DAVE DANGEROUSLY AND LOU E. DANGEROUSLY...but there will be special stipulations. IT'S AN ICW FIRST, thanks to the brainstorming of me, and the Dangerouslys. It will be Romulus Maximii- against The Dangerous Alliance...
IN THE FIRST EVER ICW- BARBED WIRE TAG TEAM TORNADO MATCH!!!!!!!
The Emperor and The Gladiator look PISSED
McPhail: So good luck, and well, Gladiator, you've got a chance to be in the title match at Ultimatum as well tonight, so...good luck to that, as well.
McPhail leaves the office, as The Emperor looks angry for a second, and then smiles.
The Gladiator: Master. Should I break this insect as well?
The Emperor: No. No, let him go. Once again...
everything is going according to plan...
Cut to another backstage area, where QPublic is celebrating with Kayne.
QPublic: See man? DETERMINATION. And SKILL. That's what it takes. THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES TO OVERCOME.
Kayne: Yeah.
QPublic: What is it?
Kayne: You know, I don't know if fighting clean is the way to go.
QPublic: What?
Kayne: Nothing. Look man, I'll catch up with you in a bit. I've got a few...things...to do.
QPublic: Well don't take too long. We've got more training!
Suddenly, Genesis walks into the locker room.
Genesis: Johnathan Q. You have served for many years as an embassador of good will for ICW.
You have accepted many into your arms. You have been tolerant, and forgiving. And you have fought the forces of the Dark with a strong, steady arm.
But I am the embodiment of the Light. I am the equation to defeating the reign of Darkness this company has come under.
And during my time of need, last week? Where were you? Where was the enigmatic constant hero of ICW, Johnathan Q?
QPublic: Look, I-
Genesis: Save your lies. I am here to do one thing: Shine my Light all over the Darkness of ICW.
I see now that my cause is a solitary cause. And more just than ever.
Listen to my words now, Jonathan Q. There is only room for one savior of ICW, one true purveyor of the Light.
And the scriptures have it written. And it has a name.
And it's not yours.
You are not my enemy, but I issue you a warning. At Ultimatum, for one to become a King, he must have walked in the Kingdom.
You are not the man that ICW needs. I will destroy the Dark. I will become the King of ICW, I will become the World Heavyweight Champion.
And I will show no mercy to you, friend. I will show no extended hand, as you showed none to me.
Genesis walks off
QPublic: ....
Commercial break:
WORKSUCKSSORRYTHISSHOWSUCKSIVEWORKEDSOMUCHARGH!!!!
Back to live TV, where we see Sylver Morrigan laying in a mess of broken tables, as Lone Wolf, Pyro, and the rest of The Hardcore Regime are running around trying to help her. Her head is bloody, and we see her NYO title belt, and on it, drawn in blood, is the symbol of...a Phoenix...
JR: What the hell???
We see Fenyx Kayne in the crack of the doorway, laughing. He walks off.
JR: Looks like Kayne got some payback!!!
Cut to backstage, where ScottiePP7 is standing with Johnny Hook, and Ms Clee Tarus. He holds the ICW World Title over his shoulder.
ScottiePP7: That's right, bitches. I'm ScottiePP7, damnit, and I have some immediate control over ICW. It all started when I FIRED TODD PETTENGILL on THE SHOW I CREATED, MONDAY NIGHT MAYHEM. And I'm pleased to announce the NEW MONDAY NIGHT MAYHEM ANNOUNCE TEAM-
JIM ROSS,
MAYHEM - FROM DAMAGED INK
AND MYSELF, SCOTTIEPP7, DAMNIT!!!!!!!!
So PUT THAT IN YOUR JOCK AND STUFF IT. What?
And I have a few more things planned, like Morrigan, obviously she couldn't compete this week...well...NEXT WEEK LET'S SCHEDULE IT AGAIN, MORRIGAN VS PP7, CHAMPION VS. CHAMPION! I'm a fighting champ, I won't back down from a challenge.
And speaking of not backing down from a challenge, TONIGHT, MY OPPONENT FOR ULTIMATUM WILL BE DECIDED. Bring them ALL on, I don't care, because all 5 of them, I can take out ANY DAY OF THE WEEK! And as for Dave Dudley? Dave DANGEROUSLY? I created you, you little punk. And I can end you just as quick, so as soon as you want a piece of Mr. Custom Made, you know where to come knocking. WHOO!!!!!!
JR: Me? On Monday Night Mayhem? WHA??
Commercial Break:
Don't eat an entire bag of Nestle Flipz.
Please.
back to live TV
JR: Folks, it's main event time here!
"Alcohol" hits, and out comes LIGHTNING BOLT to a great reaction from the crowd.
LB hits the ring, and stares down Hampton.
"Battery" hits, and out comes Lone Wolf, leaving The Hardcore Regime on the stage. He has his black baseball bat, as he leaves it laying on JR's announce position.
He stands on the outside of the ring area, waiting.
"Here I Come" hits and out comes Calvin Constantine as the fans explode!
JR: Here comes the former ICW Champ, making his return to action after taking that nasty spill off of the Insanity Cell. It's still my opinion that Constantine is the RIGHTFUL CHAMP!
CC enters the ring, and shakes the hand of NO, HE FAKES OUT HAMPTON!!! HARDCOREEEEEE
"Duel of the Fates" hits, and out comes The Gladiator, Centurius Maximus he runs down to the ring, and IMMEDIATELY GORE GORE GORES CALVIN CONSTANTINE!!!!!
JR: THIS IS UNDERWAY, ONE HALF OF THE TAG CHAMPS HAS GORED CONSTANTINE, WHERE IS DANGEROUSLY, THE SPECIAL ENFORCER? HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE AT RINGSIDE!!!!
The Gladiator kicks LB, THE FALL OF ROME POWER BOMB!!!! LB rolls out of the ring. Gladiator kicks Hampton, THE FALL OF ROME POWER BOMB!!!!!!!!
The Gladiator is EXPLOSIVE WITH HATRED ENERGY!
JR: Can ANYONE STOP THE GLADIATOR???
Suddenly, DAVE DANGEROUSLY runs down to the ring! HE CHARGES THE GLADIATOR, CLOTHESLINE OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!!
JR: DANGEROUSLY, DANGEROUSLY! THEY'RE RIGHT OUT IN FRONT OF US!!!
Dangerously grabs Wolf's bat, AND CRUSHES GLADIATOR IN THE BACK!!!
Dave discards the bat, and picks up The Gladiator...LIVING DANGEROUSLY, THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!!!!!
JR: MAH GAWD! MAH GAWD!!!!!!
Dangerously holds up his hand in the air, signalling a 4D to everyone as the fans go wild. He decides to leave Gladiator in the wreckage, however, and heads back up to the ramp.
JR: MY TABLE IS DESTROYED! DAMN THAT DUD-ERR...DANGEROUSLY!!!!
In the ring, WOLF ATTEMPTS THE COVER ON CONSTANTINE!!!!
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KICKOUT, BY CALVIN CONSTANTINE!!!!!!!
Wolf signals for the Jugular Crush, but looks for his bat. He sees it on the outside, and starts to head towards the ropes but Constantine catches him, turns him around, 180 DDT!!!! Wolf rolls to the outside, as Constantine has regained some steam! On the outside, LB and Hampton battle it out.
JR: Constantine in control of this match!
SUDDENLY, THE LIGHTS GO OUT!!!!!!!!!
JR: WHAT. THE. HELL???
The lights remain off, as cameras go off, trying to catch the action in the ring, We hear a huge THUMP!!!!
JR: What is this???
The lights go back on, CONSTANTINE IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, BUSTED WIDE OPEN
JR: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT, CHARLES?
LB and Hampton see that CC is out, as does Wolf.
Wolf starts to try to crawl into the ring, but LB runs towards him and hits a BASEBALL SLIDE, kicking Wolf in the face. LB slides to the outside to put the boots to LW.
AT THE SAME TIME, HAMPTON ASCENDS THE TOP ROPE, AND HITS SUMMER IN THE HAMPTONS ON CALVIN CONSTANTINE!!!!!! HE MAKES THE COVER!!!!!!
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LB TRIES TO STOP THE COUNT, BUT.....
HE'S TOO LATE!!!!!!!!
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winner, and going on to face ScottiePP7 for the ICW World Heavyweight Championship at Ultimatum, Dan Hampton!
Hampton starts to celebrate, but it is cut short by LB who pushes him off. LB looks frustrated. On the outside, Wolf sneaks off, as in the ring, Constantine is still down.
JR: DAN HAMPTON IS THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER, AGAIN!!! LB DOESN'T LIKE IT! DUDLEY HAS TAKEN OUT THE GLADIATOR! AND WHO TOOK OUT CONSTANTINE??? OH MY GOD, FOLKS, WHAT A TIT THIS HAS BEEN! A MIGHTY FINE TIT INDEED! I'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK...OR WILL I? WHAT IS MY FATE? WHAT IS MY FATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The last shot is LB and Hampton, staring each other down.
End transmission