Post by Dave Dangerously on Aug 11, 2008 20:29:03 GMT -6
"Spit" by Kittie plays, as ICW champions past and present are shown.
Insane Championship Wrestling - The Pinnacle of Sports Entertainment.
"Chrome" by VNV Nation plays, as the ICW Thursday, Insane THURSDAY intro package rolls. Cut to inside the sold out HP Pavillion, in San Jose California. Pyro goes off from the stage.
Joey Styles: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO ICW THURSDAY...INSANE...THURSDAY!!!
The camera pans the crowd, before settling on the announce position.
JS: Hello once again everyone I'm Joey Styles and it's GREAT TO BE BACK HERE ON ICW!!!!! I'm joined here by Mr. Dick Dragon himself, the ever-lovin' MYST!
Myst: ...
JS: ...come on, Myst. Say something.
Myst: ...
JS: Well in any event we're both glad to be back here on TIT, after suffering brutal attacks from Romulus Maximii at July2Die. What a long month it has been for the both of us, but we're glad to be back!!!! AND LET'S NOT WASTE ANY TIME, LET'S JUMP INTO OUR OPENING CONTEST!!!!
The bell sounds, and "To Take The Black" hits, and out come Johnny Q. Public and Fenyx Kayne to a roaring response from the crowd!
The two hit the ring and raise their arms in glory, as the fans eat it right up.
JS: Well both of these men are scheduled for competition next week at Ultimatum! Kayne challenging Morrigan for the NYO title, and Johnny Q. facing his PARTNER tonight, Genesis, in the HttK final round!
Myst: Look at these two fucks. Basking in the adulation of the insolent crowd. They should be ASHAMED of themselves.
JS: ...right.
"Genesis" hits, and out comes the enigmatic Genesis to what seems to be slightly above a mixed reaction from the crowd. There are a few boos. He slowly makes his way to the ring, but stays on the apron, removing his jacket from there, as he stares down QPublic.
JS: Genesis blames QPublic for not helping to take up the fight against tyranny here in ICW.
Myst: I like Genesis. He's an idealist. When's the last time someone in ICW had a good idea?
"Hair of the Dog" hits, and out comes THE HARDCORE REGIME - Lone Wolf, Sylver Morrigan, Pyro, Helter Skelter, Seductress, Really Crazy. HS, Seductress, and RC stop on the stage, and head to the back, as the other three proceed to the ringside area.
The Regime slides into the ring, and this one is underway!
Wolf immediately goes for QPublic, while Pyro goes after Genesis, and Morrigan is reluctant, but is attacked by Kayne.
JS: HERE WE GO!!!
Genesis whips Pyro into the ropes, Pyro slides out and lands on his feet, and starts to yell at the fans. Genesis runs towards the ropes, CORKSREW PLANCHA ONTO PYRO!!!!!
QPublic whips Wolf into the ropes, but he reverses, and QPublic crashes into Kayne.
Myst: Ut oh, they hit each other here!
QPublic and Kayne COULD GET INTO IT...
But they don't, they TANDEM DROPKICK BOTH OPPONENTS, AND BOTH GO FLYING TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!
They celebrate in the ring, while on the outside, Pyro gets to his feet, and Genesis sizes him up...THE ARCLIGHT SUPERKICK!!!! PYRO GOES FLYING OVER THE GUARDRAIL!!!!!
Morrigan and Wolf talk shop on the outside, and MORRIGAN THROWS WOLF INTO THE RING!!!!!!!!
JS: What's Morrigan doing??
QPUBLIC ROLLS WOLF UP, THE SCHOOLBOY!!!!!!
1...
2....
KICKOUT, BY WOLF!!!!!!
Wolf gets up...LOW BLOW ONTO QPUBLIC!!!!!!!
Morrigan grabs a steel chair.
Myst: What the hell is going on? This is all over the place.
JS: You said it, this has degenerated quickly!
Morrigan enters the ring with the chair, as Genesis climbs to the top.
Morrigan swings the chair at Kayne, but MISSES, SHE HITS LONE WOLF IN THE BACK WITH THE CHAIR!!!
JS: MORRIGAN HITS HER OWN PARTNER!!!
Morrigan doesn't seem to care, she swings the chair at Kayne, he ducks, he spins around and he CLOTHESLINES THEM BOTH OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!!
Wolf is dazed as he stumbles towards QPublic, who is recovering from the low blow. Up top, Genesis, sizes up someone.
Myst: Wait, who is Genesis aiming for?
JS: IS GENESIS GOING TO ATTACK QPUBLIC HERE???
GENESIS LEAPS OFF, QPUBLIC DROPS OUT OF THE WAY, AND GENESIS CONNECTS WITH LONE WOLF WITH THE FLYING DROP DDT!!!! THE FALL FROM GRACE!!!!!!!
JS: THAT'S IT, FALL FROM GRACE!!!!!
Genesis hooks the leg on Lone Wolf.
1...
2....
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winners, by pinfall, Genesis, Johnny Q. Public, and Fenyx Kayne
on the outside MORRIGAN FINALLY STRIKES KAYNE WITH THE CHAIR, HE GOES DOWN!
She sees that her Hardcore Regime has been falled here, and she starts to head up the ramp.
Myst: She's leaving Wolf in there, Joey.
JS: Morrigan, apparently sensing the defeat, has left the ringside area!
Meanwhile, in the ring, QPublic is helped up by Genesis, and QPublic turns around, immediately putting up his fists in a boxing stance.
JS: Genesis/QPublic going to go at it here???
QPublic continues putting up his dukes as Genesis just stands there. QPublic sees Kayne laid out on the floor, and slowly makes his way out of the ring, while still watching Genesis. Genesis stares at QPublic the whole way out.
Myst: QPublic doesn't trust Genesis for ONE minute here!
JS: But Genesis didn't touch QPublic! He helped him up!
QPublic tends to Kayne as Morrigan on the ramp, walks backwards, holding her NYO title belt. She stops on the stage when suddenly, from behind, SCOTTIEPP7 ATTACKS HER WITH THE ICW TITLE!!!! She hits the floor, as Scottie has a referee in tow. He motions for the ref to ring the bell!
JS: THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT???
Scottie picks up Morrigan...MARTINI DDT ON THE METAL STAGE!!!!! HE MAKES THE COVER!!!!
1......
2........
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winner by pinfall, ScottiePP7
"Shipping up to Boston" plays, as Scottie picks up the ICW World Title and celebrates.
He shoves the title in Morrigan's face and taunts her with it. Suddenly, DAN HAMPTON runs out, and runs off PP7!
JS: PP7 JUST SCREWED MORRIGAN!
Myst: And not in the way she likes it.
...in the pooper, that is.
Hampton looks at PP7 run off, as he tends to Morrigan.
JS: Well Hampton has his match with PP7 at Ultimatum EITHER WAY. He's sending a message here, and helping out his sister in the process...
Morrigan pushes him away! She gets up, holding her head, and grabs the NYO title. Hampton watches on, with a puzzled look on his face...
Commercial break:
GO SEE PINEAPPLE EXPRESS!!!!!!!!!
back to live TV, where we see Romulus Maximii in the back preparing for their match, next.
The Emperor: My Gladiator. Are you ready?
Gladiator: ....
The Emperor: Speak to me.
Gladiator: .....
The Emperor: ...NOW! SPEAK WHEN YOU'RE SPOKEN TO, DOG!
The Gladiator GRABS HEALIUS MAXIMUS BY THE COLLAR OF HIS ROBE!!!!
Gladiator: I...AM...NOT...AN...ANIMAL!!!!!!! I AM A MAN!!!!!!
The Emperor: Sure. Sure you are. Whatever you say. My temper got the best of me. Here, let me get something to refresh you.
Healius produces a bottle of water, and some pills. He dissolves the pills in the water.
The Emperor: Drink up. You'll feel better.
The Gladiator, Centurius Maximus abides.
The Gladiator: I don't know what came over me, master. I'm sorry. This thing with the Dangerous Alliance weighs heavily on my mind.
The Emperor: As it does mine, my young apprentice. But like I have always said, you've nothing to worry about. Everything is going according to plan...
Cut to the announce table
JS: Well I hope that Damaged Ink DESTROYS those FUCKS, and then The Dangerouslys DO IT FUCKING AGAIN FOR WHAT THEY DID TO US, RIGHT???
Myst: ...right.
"Cyberwaste" by Fear Factory hits, and out comes Juggernaut and Mayhem, Damaged Ink to a good response from the fans.
JS: Damaged Ink have won over the fans with their smash and grab attitude. Juggernaut made it to the second round of the Hail to the King tournament, and Mayhem now finds himself an announcer over on Monday Night Mayhem, ICW's bi-weekly event.
Myst: Wish him well on that task. Commentating can wear down a person's soul.
JS: Right. In any event they've garnered enough attention to warrant a shot at the newly reinstated ICW World Tag Team Championship, but they'll have to go through...
"Duel of the Fates" hits, and fireworks ignite the stage, and confetti falls from the rafters as the arena turns a light shade of beige/yellow as Romulus Maximii - Healius Maximus and Centurius Maximus, The ICW World Tag Team Champions come out, as the fans boo.
The Gladiator strips off his armor on the stage, revealing his incredible physique, as The Emperor unrobes, revealing not a bad one himself. The two wear their tag team titles around their waists as they walk down the aisle.
JS: Well none the less, they are the ICW Tag Team Champs, and they have been pretty unstoppable here since they've reformed.
Myst: Yeah. Unstoppable.
JS: Healius has even gone so far as to pull a JJ Hagan and usurp power from Lou E. Dangerously, prompting Mark McPhail to name a NEW ICW General Manager...RIGHT AFTER THIS MATCH!
Myst: Wonder who it could be?
The Romans hit the ring, and the bell sounds as The Gladiator immediately goes for Damaged Ink, knocking them both down with clotheslines!
Healius jumps into the fray for the first time since returning, really, punching away on Mayhem, as Gladiator takes on Juggernaut.
The referee separates the two teams, and it's down to Healius and Mayhem, as the other two men go to the ring apron.
JS: Finally, a REAL tag team match!!!
Healius kicks Mayhem in the gut, and whips him into the ropes, dropping him with a knee to the midsection. Healius makes the cover
1...
2..
Kickout quickly by Mayhem. Mayhem tries to jump to his corner to make the tag, but Healius pulls him back into the center of the ring, and applies a rear chin lock!
Myst: Damned be this man. But he is REMINDING EVERYONE ONCE AGAIN WHY he is the TRUE cerebral assassin. No one is better than that man, in the ring. No one...
Healius really cranks it on, but Mayhem struggles to get free.
He gets to his feet, and puts the elbows to Healius' midsection. He breaks the hold, and runs into the corner, MAKING THE TAG!!!
JS: Juggernaut tagged in!
Juggernaut yells at Healius - "I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!!!!!" and he charges him, knocking Healius down with a clothesline.
The Emperor gets back to his feet, and gets dropped AGAIN, WITH THE SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE, DEATH CAMP!
Juggernaut sizes The Emperor up for the chokeslam...
JS: JUGGERNAUT GOING FOR THE 5-0!!!
HEALIUS COUNTERS INTO THE ROMAN COLLAR!!!!!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!!!!!!
Myst: Stalemate.
JS: THE TENSION, RISING!!!!!
Juggernaut crawls for a tag to Mayhem, who is ready to get back into the ring. On the opposite side, The Gladiator is howling at the moon to get in. The fans are going wild...
AND BOTH MEN MAKE THEIR TAGS!!!!
JS: GLADIATOR IN, MAYHEM IN!!!!!!!
Mayhem runs into the Gladiator who kicks him in the midsection. He sets him up for the powerbomb...
JS: HE'S GOING FOR THE FALL OF ROME!!!!!
Juggernaut attempts a clothesline and Gladiator has to throw Mayhem off to the side, and Gladiator counters with THE LEVIATHAN SPINEBUSTER!!!!
Healius tries to enter the ring, but the referee prevents him. Gladiator picks up Mayhem, kicks him in the gut, and goes once again for THE FALL OF ROME!
SUDDENLY, DAVE DANGEROUSLY HITS THE RING WITH A SINGAPORE CANE, AND FLEETINGLY CAPS GLADIATOR IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!!!
Dangerously is in and out of the ring just as fast as he leaves behind the cane, and Gladiator goes down.
JS: WHAT AN ATTACK BY DANGEROUSLY!
Myst: It was a dangerous attack, for sure.
Healius finally gets the referee out of his face, and enters the ring, picking up the cane. The Gladiator gets to his feet, and sees The Emperor holding the cane. Gladiator looks PISSED, he grabs the cane from Healius and breaks it over his knee. He says "WHAT THE FUCK". Healius looks just as confused.
JS: WAR OF THE ROSES, HERE!!!
Myst: ...nice reference.
THE GLADIATOR SHOVES THE EMPEROR!!!! THE GLADIATOR IS ROLLED UP FROM BEHIND BY MAYHEM!!!!!!
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2.....
THE EMPEROR BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!!!
JS: DAMAGED INK ALMOST HAD IT!!!!!!
Juggernaut clotheslines Healius over the top rope as in the ring, Mayhem signals to the fans for the jackhammer, The Destroyer!
He sets up The Gladiator, BUT THE GLADIATOR POWERS OUT, RUNNING SPEAR ON MAYHEM, ET TU, ET TU , ET TU!
Gladiator makes the cover on Mayhem!!!!
1....
2.......
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winners by pinfall, and STILL ICW World Tag Team Champions, Healius Maximus and Centurius Maximus
On the outside, Healius kicks Juggernaut in the groin and FOLLOWS IT UP WITH THE ENLIGHTENMENT PEDIGREE ON THE RING FLOOR!!!!!
Healius slides back into the ring, as he grabs one half of the tag titles, Gladiator with the other one.
JR: THE ROMANS HAVE WON AGAIN, BUT DAMAGED INK WITH THE PYHRRIC VICTORY, HERE. They came so close!
Myst: Not...close...enough.
Healius walks towards Gladiator, they stare each other down. Healius pleads his case, saying it was Dangerously. Gladiator holds his head, and shakes it, before apparently accepting what Healius has to say. They hold up their tag titles in victory.
JS: THE WATERS ARE CALM NOW...BUT FOR HOW LONG!!!!!!!
Cut to backstage where we see Mark McPhail in a locker room, ready to announce the new ICW GM...
JS: We find out who our new GM is...NEXT!!!!!!
Commercial break:
BEER
Back to live tv, where we are in ICW Executive Committee Chairman Mark McPhail's locker room.
Mark McPhail: Good evening, ICW fans. I come to you this evening to announce that there will FINALLY be some stability here in ICW. There will FINALLY be JUST, ORDER, and CIVILITY. I'll just cut to the chase, you know, one of the great ICW reigns was when I served as the Chairman overseeing the daily operations of ICW.
Well, the committee agrees with that as well, so without further ado, the NEW ICW General Manager...
ME! MARK MCPHAIL!!!!!!
The fans cheer!
JS: All RIGHT!!! I was hoping it would have been Y2A....
Myst: Oh, please.
McPhail: I'm really excited to get back in there and be a GREAT GM for all of you, now that I'm healed and ready to go-
Suddenly, THE DOOR BURSTS IN, AND MCPHAIL IS HIT IN THE FACE BY A CHAIR....
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO COULD IT BE???
HEALIUS MAXIMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He drops the chair on the ground, as he directs traffic to The Gladiator.
JS: NO! NO!!!!!
The Gladiator picks up McPhail...THE FALL OF ROME POWER BOMB THROUGH A TABLE!!!!! McPhail is OUT COLD!!!!!!!!
Healius laughs and picks up McPhail...THE ENLIGHTENMENT PEDIGREE, ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!!!
ICW Staff and Security and EMTs come down and separate the fracas, as Healius and Gladiator smile and walk away.
JS: WHAT THE HELL. WHAT THE HELL?
Myst: Well, he knew what kind of target he'd be.
JS: DOES THIS MEAN WE HAVE NO GM, AGAIN? AND MCPHAIL, ONCE AGAIN TAKEN OUT BY THE ROMANS?
Myst: Just like at Insane Rumble V.
Fireworks explode at the top of the ramp as "Alcohol" hits. The fans roar as Lightning Bolt emerges from the smoke and sprints to the ring.
JS: Well...DAMNIT! ICW fans, it's time for triple threat action between Lightning Bolt, former champion Calvin Constantine, and number one contender Dan Hampton. If LB or Constantine wins, they'll join with ScottiePP7 and Hampton in making the main event at Ultimatum a triple threat match for the world title. If Hampton wins, the match between him and PP7 will remain one on one, isn't that right, Myst?
Myst: …
JS: Uh…Myst?
Myst: JESUS JOEY WHAT THE FUCK IS IT LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE
JS: Uh, mkay.
"Here I Come" hits as the crowd explodes for Calvin Constantine. Calvin heads to the ring, never taking his eyes off of Lightning Bolt, who returns the stare.
JS: Here comes the former champion! Last week, he was brutally attacked during the number one contendership match by a mystery assailant, allowing Dan Hampton to take the victory.
Myst: What a worthless coward.
JS: Uh, do you mean Constantine or Hampton?
Myst: What the hell did I just say, Joey?
JS: Right.
"Past Tense, Future Perfect" hits as pyro explodes and the crowd gives a massive pop for the number one contender, Dan Hampton.
JS: Last week we saw Dan Hampton win the right to face world champion ScottiePP7 at Ultimatum, and tonight he'll have to protect his investment against Constantine and LB!
Hampton and Constantine are jawing at each other all the way down the ramp, and as soon as Dan slides into the ring, Calvin starts to stomp at him. Hampton gets up and he and Constantine start to exchange right hands in the middle of the ring. UNTIL LB CHARGES OUT OF HIS CORNER, JUMPS OFF THE SECOND ROPE, AND HITS A DOUBLE SPRINGBOARD BACK ELBOW ON BOTH MEN! The referee rings the bell.
JS: LIGHTNING BOLT, starting this one off with a bang!
Constantine is back up first, but LB quickly clotheslines him back to the canvas. Hampton gets up, but LB nails him with a spinning heel kick. Calvin is back up, but LB nails him with a spear!
JS: LB is cleaning house early on!
But just as LB gets back up from the spear, Hampton nails him from behind with a forearm to the head, followed with a few stiff right hands. Hampton looks for a whip, but LB reverses it! But LB telegraphs a back body drop, and Hampton nails him with a swinging neckbreaker.
JS: The five time EWA world champion is trying to seize control of the match, right here.
Myst: The five time EWA world champion, hahahaha. Do you have any idea how many times I've kicked this guy's ass?
JS: No, how many times?
Myst: Uh…well, it was a lot.
Hampton hooks both of LB's arms, then hits Brain Surgery, double underhook brainbuster! He floats over into a cover-
1…
2…
LB kicks out!
JS: Dan Hampton really wants a quick finish here tonight!
Myst: Hey, Joey-
JS: Yes, you're exactly right, Myst. I do know quite a bit about quick finishes. Ha, ha, ha.
Back in the ring, as soon as Hampton gets up, Calvin Constantine nails him with a boot to the stomach and a DDT. He stomps away at Dan a few times, before lifting him into an Argentinean back breaker rack.
JS: Constantine looking for Crucifix Dawn, the reverse Samoan drop!
BUT BEFORE CALVIN CAN HIT THE MOVE, LB NAILS HIM WITH THE THUNDERCLAP SUPERKICK, DROPPING CALVIN AND HAMPTON! LB COVERS CONSTANTINE!
1…
2…
HAMPTON BREAKS THE COVER!
JS: HAMPTON, JUST IN TIME! WHAT A MATCH!
Myst: This is pitiful.
LB looks pissed as he and Hampton start to square off. The two trade right hands, with LB getting a quick advantage, sending Hampton back toward the corner! Hampton tries for a desperation punch, but LB blocks it, hooking Dan's arm in the process. He hooks up the other arm, and starts nailing Dan with headbutts, Ball Lightning! Hampton slithers to the floor, dazed as LB plays to the crowd! BUT CALVIN CONSTANTINE SPINS HIM AROUND FROM BEHIND AND NAILS THE 180DDT!
JS: OUT OF NOWHERE, CALVIN CONSTANTINE!
Myst: Jesus, I'm sick of this shit.
LB is down, his legs right by the turnbuckle, his head toward the center of the ring. Calvin hops over to his legs, lifts them up, steps through, and spins LB over-Pagan Lament sharpshooter!
JS: PAGAN LAMENT! Calvin Constantine is going to Ultimatum!
Calvin cinches the hold in as tight as he can, and LB writhes in pain! Calvin jerks LB's legs up as high as possible, as LB starts to yell in pain. The ref gets down right alongside of LB, checking to see if he wants to tap out.
Checking…
Checking…
JS: HOW MUCH LONGER CAN LB HOLD OUT?
LB PICKS HIS ARM UP, AS IF TO TAP!
BUT HAMPTON RUNS IN FROM BEHIND CONSTANTINE! IN ONE MOVE, HE GRABS CALVIN'S HEAD IN A STUNNER POSITION, RUNS UP THE TURNBUCKLES, AND DOES A BACKFLIP, SPIKING CALVIN'S HEAD ON THE MAT! PURGATORY CHASM!
JS: THAT'S IT, CONSTANTINE IS OUT, HAMPTON HAS GOT IT!
HAMPTON MAKES THE COVER ON CONSTANTINE!
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LB BREAKS THE COVER AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT!
JS: LB AT THE LAST SECOND!
Myst: This match reminds me of the Special Olympics. Even if one of them wins, he's still retarded.
LB and Dan get to their feet at the same time and start to square off, trading punches. This time, Dan gets the upper hand. He clotheslines LB to the ground. LB is quickly back up, but Dan ducks behind him and grabs him, then nails the STFUPlex! Dan looks for a cover!
1…
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LB kicks out!
Dan pulls Lightning Bolt back to his feet, and looks to lock in the Mewdan Clutch! BUT LB SPINS OUT OF IT! BOOT TO HAMPTON'S STOMACH, AND LB SETS HIM UP BETWEEN HIS LEGS! BOOM, LIGHTNING STRIKE, RUNNING POWERBOMB!
JS: THAT'S IT, LB IS GOING TO ULTIMATUM!
BUT BEFORE LIGHTNING BOLT CAN MAKE A COVER, CONSTANTINE NAILS HIM WITH EMPIRE'S FALL, A TWISTING HURRICANRANA! HE MAKES THE COVER!
1…
2…
LB KICKS OUT!
JS: OH MY GOD, LB BARELY GOT HIS SHOULDER UP!
Constantine gets up, looking frustrated. LB is still down. Calvin drags him next to Hampton, then heads to the top rope…
IMPERIAL SPLIT, FLIPPING LEG DROP ONTO BOTH MEN-WAIT, NO, HAMPTON SLID OUT OF THE WAY!
JS: THAT'S IT, NOW IT HAS TO BE OVER!
Calvin looks for a cover on LB!
1…
2…
HAMPTON BREAKS IT UP!
JS: DAN HAMPTON! JUST IN TIME! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT, MYST?
Myst: Fuck it.
Hampton and Constantine are both back up, exchanging blows! Hampton grabs the advantage, and sends Calvin into the ropes with a whip. On the way back, Calvin looks for the 180DDT-BUT HAMPTON BLOCKS IT, BY HOOKING BOTH OF CALVIN'S ARMS! HE PULLS CALVIN TO THE GROUND, THEN LOCKS IN A BODY SCISSORS! CRUCIFIXTION! MIDDLE OF THE RING!
JS: CRUCIFIXTION! KILL THAT MESSIAH!
Calvin is shaking in pain, as Hampton implores the ref to check him. Calvin can't tap out, because his arms are hooked, but he won't say "I quit" either! But he looks to be fading…
JS: IF CONSTANTINE PASSES OUT, HAMPTON WILL BE THE WINNER!
Myst: What a bunch of pussies.
Calvin is fading…
fading…
BUT OUT OF NOWHERE, LB QUICKLY CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE! BALL LIGHTNING 450 SPLASH ONTO BOTH MEN!
JS: HOLY SHIT!
Everybody's down in the ring, as the ref begins to administer a ten count on all three competitors!
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LB BEGINS TO GET BACK UP!
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5…
AS DOES HAMPTON!
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CONSTANTINE STRUGGLES BACK TO HIS FEET!
JS: ALL THREE MEN ARE BACK UP!
In the back, we see ScottiePP7 watching the match on a monitor, alongside Johnny Hook and Clee Tarus.
JS: SCOTTIE WATCHING WITH INTEREST!!!!
Myst: YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS FACADE.
JS: What???
Myst stands up, drops the headset. He slides into the ring!!!
JS: WHAT THE HELL IS MYST DOING???
CALL TO ASHLEY SUPERKICK ON LB!!!!!
CALL TO ASHLEY SUPERKICK ON DAN HAMPTON!!!!
Constantine looks into Myst's eyes.
JS: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? MYST HAS TAKEN OUT LB AND HAMPTON!
Constantine runs into Myst, but Myst catches Constantine with a firm grip around his throat. A VICIOUS CHOKE SLAM ONTO CALVIN CONSTANTINE!
JS: OH MY GOD! WHAT A CHOKESLAM!!!!
With the grip around CC's throat still intact, Myst stares down into Calvin Constantine.
Myst: IT WAS ME!!!!!
JS: What the FUCK?
Myst: THE VOICES...YOU'RE FIRST. BUT NOT THE LAST!!!!!
Myst lets go of the choke hold, as Constantine is out. The fans BOO!
JS: MYST was the one who took out Constantine last week? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???
Slowly, Hampton and LB both crawl towards Constantine as Myst leaves the ring, and walks up the ramp, with a devastatingly evil look on his face.
LB crawls...
Hampton crawls...
THEY BOTH PLACE AN ARM ON CALVIN CONSTANTINE!!!!!
THE REF DROPS TO THE MAT, TO MAKE THE COUNT!
JS: WHAT THE HELL???
1.....
2............
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winner....s? Lightning Bolt, and Dan Hampton?
the ref shakes his head too, as he holds up BOTH MEN'S ARMS!
JS: Both men? HOW CAN BOTH MEN WIN THIS MATCH?
We see PP7 watching, IRATE.
JS: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? WHY DID MYST ATTACK THESE MEN?? WHAT THE HELL WILL HAPPEN WHEN ICW ISSUES IT'S FINAL...ULTIMATUM??? GOODNIGHT, EVERYONE!!!!
We see LB and Hampton groggily look at each other, arm raised in victory, as the camera fades to black.
End transmission.
Insane Championship Wrestling - The Pinnacle of Sports Entertainment.
"Chrome" by VNV Nation plays, as the ICW Thursday, Insane THURSDAY intro package rolls. Cut to inside the sold out HP Pavillion, in San Jose California. Pyro goes off from the stage.
Joey Styles: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO ICW THURSDAY...INSANE...THURSDAY!!!
The camera pans the crowd, before settling on the announce position.
JS: Hello once again everyone I'm Joey Styles and it's GREAT TO BE BACK HERE ON ICW!!!!! I'm joined here by Mr. Dick Dragon himself, the ever-lovin' MYST!
Myst: ...
JS: ...come on, Myst. Say something.
Myst: ...
JS: Well in any event we're both glad to be back here on TIT, after suffering brutal attacks from Romulus Maximii at July2Die. What a long month it has been for the both of us, but we're glad to be back!!!! AND LET'S NOT WASTE ANY TIME, LET'S JUMP INTO OUR OPENING CONTEST!!!!
The bell sounds, and "To Take The Black" hits, and out come Johnny Q. Public and Fenyx Kayne to a roaring response from the crowd!
The two hit the ring and raise their arms in glory, as the fans eat it right up.
JS: Well both of these men are scheduled for competition next week at Ultimatum! Kayne challenging Morrigan for the NYO title, and Johnny Q. facing his PARTNER tonight, Genesis, in the HttK final round!
Myst: Look at these two fucks. Basking in the adulation of the insolent crowd. They should be ASHAMED of themselves.
JS: ...right.
"Genesis" hits, and out comes the enigmatic Genesis to what seems to be slightly above a mixed reaction from the crowd. There are a few boos. He slowly makes his way to the ring, but stays on the apron, removing his jacket from there, as he stares down QPublic.
JS: Genesis blames QPublic for not helping to take up the fight against tyranny here in ICW.
Myst: I like Genesis. He's an idealist. When's the last time someone in ICW had a good idea?
"Hair of the Dog" hits, and out comes THE HARDCORE REGIME - Lone Wolf, Sylver Morrigan, Pyro, Helter Skelter, Seductress, Really Crazy. HS, Seductress, and RC stop on the stage, and head to the back, as the other three proceed to the ringside area.
The Regime slides into the ring, and this one is underway!
Wolf immediately goes for QPublic, while Pyro goes after Genesis, and Morrigan is reluctant, but is attacked by Kayne.
JS: HERE WE GO!!!
Genesis whips Pyro into the ropes, Pyro slides out and lands on his feet, and starts to yell at the fans. Genesis runs towards the ropes, CORKSREW PLANCHA ONTO PYRO!!!!!
QPublic whips Wolf into the ropes, but he reverses, and QPublic crashes into Kayne.
Myst: Ut oh, they hit each other here!
QPublic and Kayne COULD GET INTO IT...
But they don't, they TANDEM DROPKICK BOTH OPPONENTS, AND BOTH GO FLYING TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!
They celebrate in the ring, while on the outside, Pyro gets to his feet, and Genesis sizes him up...THE ARCLIGHT SUPERKICK!!!! PYRO GOES FLYING OVER THE GUARDRAIL!!!!!
Morrigan and Wolf talk shop on the outside, and MORRIGAN THROWS WOLF INTO THE RING!!!!!!!!
JS: What's Morrigan doing??
QPUBLIC ROLLS WOLF UP, THE SCHOOLBOY!!!!!!
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2....
KICKOUT, BY WOLF!!!!!!
Wolf gets up...LOW BLOW ONTO QPUBLIC!!!!!!!
Morrigan grabs a steel chair.
Myst: What the hell is going on? This is all over the place.
JS: You said it, this has degenerated quickly!
Morrigan enters the ring with the chair, as Genesis climbs to the top.
Morrigan swings the chair at Kayne, but MISSES, SHE HITS LONE WOLF IN THE BACK WITH THE CHAIR!!!
JS: MORRIGAN HITS HER OWN PARTNER!!!
Morrigan doesn't seem to care, she swings the chair at Kayne, he ducks, he spins around and he CLOTHESLINES THEM BOTH OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!!
Wolf is dazed as he stumbles towards QPublic, who is recovering from the low blow. Up top, Genesis, sizes up someone.
Myst: Wait, who is Genesis aiming for?
JS: IS GENESIS GOING TO ATTACK QPUBLIC HERE???
GENESIS LEAPS OFF, QPUBLIC DROPS OUT OF THE WAY, AND GENESIS CONNECTS WITH LONE WOLF WITH THE FLYING DROP DDT!!!! THE FALL FROM GRACE!!!!!!!
JS: THAT'S IT, FALL FROM GRACE!!!!!
Genesis hooks the leg on Lone Wolf.
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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winners, by pinfall, Genesis, Johnny Q. Public, and Fenyx Kayne
on the outside MORRIGAN FINALLY STRIKES KAYNE WITH THE CHAIR, HE GOES DOWN!
She sees that her Hardcore Regime has been falled here, and she starts to head up the ramp.
Myst: She's leaving Wolf in there, Joey.
JS: Morrigan, apparently sensing the defeat, has left the ringside area!
Meanwhile, in the ring, QPublic is helped up by Genesis, and QPublic turns around, immediately putting up his fists in a boxing stance.
JS: Genesis/QPublic going to go at it here???
QPublic continues putting up his dukes as Genesis just stands there. QPublic sees Kayne laid out on the floor, and slowly makes his way out of the ring, while still watching Genesis. Genesis stares at QPublic the whole way out.
Myst: QPublic doesn't trust Genesis for ONE minute here!
JS: But Genesis didn't touch QPublic! He helped him up!
QPublic tends to Kayne as Morrigan on the ramp, walks backwards, holding her NYO title belt. She stops on the stage when suddenly, from behind, SCOTTIEPP7 ATTACKS HER WITH THE ICW TITLE!!!! She hits the floor, as Scottie has a referee in tow. He motions for the ref to ring the bell!
JS: THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT???
Scottie picks up Morrigan...MARTINI DDT ON THE METAL STAGE!!!!! HE MAKES THE COVER!!!!
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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winner by pinfall, ScottiePP7
"Shipping up to Boston" plays, as Scottie picks up the ICW World Title and celebrates.
He shoves the title in Morrigan's face and taunts her with it. Suddenly, DAN HAMPTON runs out, and runs off PP7!
JS: PP7 JUST SCREWED MORRIGAN!
Myst: And not in the way she likes it.
...in the pooper, that is.
Hampton looks at PP7 run off, as he tends to Morrigan.
JS: Well Hampton has his match with PP7 at Ultimatum EITHER WAY. He's sending a message here, and helping out his sister in the process...
Morrigan pushes him away! She gets up, holding her head, and grabs the NYO title. Hampton watches on, with a puzzled look on his face...
Commercial break:
GO SEE PINEAPPLE EXPRESS!!!!!!!!!
back to live TV, where we see Romulus Maximii in the back preparing for their match, next.
The Emperor: My Gladiator. Are you ready?
Gladiator: ....
The Emperor: Speak to me.
Gladiator: .....
The Emperor: ...NOW! SPEAK WHEN YOU'RE SPOKEN TO, DOG!
The Gladiator GRABS HEALIUS MAXIMUS BY THE COLLAR OF HIS ROBE!!!!
Gladiator: I...AM...NOT...AN...ANIMAL!!!!!!! I AM A MAN!!!!!!
The Emperor: Sure. Sure you are. Whatever you say. My temper got the best of me. Here, let me get something to refresh you.
Healius produces a bottle of water, and some pills. He dissolves the pills in the water.
The Emperor: Drink up. You'll feel better.
The Gladiator, Centurius Maximus abides.
The Gladiator: I don't know what came over me, master. I'm sorry. This thing with the Dangerous Alliance weighs heavily on my mind.
The Emperor: As it does mine, my young apprentice. But like I have always said, you've nothing to worry about. Everything is going according to plan...
Cut to the announce table
JS: Well I hope that Damaged Ink DESTROYS those FUCKS, and then The Dangerouslys DO IT FUCKING AGAIN FOR WHAT THEY DID TO US, RIGHT???
Myst: ...right.
"Cyberwaste" by Fear Factory hits, and out comes Juggernaut and Mayhem, Damaged Ink to a good response from the fans.
JS: Damaged Ink have won over the fans with their smash and grab attitude. Juggernaut made it to the second round of the Hail to the King tournament, and Mayhem now finds himself an announcer over on Monday Night Mayhem, ICW's bi-weekly event.
Myst: Wish him well on that task. Commentating can wear down a person's soul.
JS: Right. In any event they've garnered enough attention to warrant a shot at the newly reinstated ICW World Tag Team Championship, but they'll have to go through...
"Duel of the Fates" hits, and fireworks ignite the stage, and confetti falls from the rafters as the arena turns a light shade of beige/yellow as Romulus Maximii - Healius Maximus and Centurius Maximus, The ICW World Tag Team Champions come out, as the fans boo.
The Gladiator strips off his armor on the stage, revealing his incredible physique, as The Emperor unrobes, revealing not a bad one himself. The two wear their tag team titles around their waists as they walk down the aisle.
JS: Well none the less, they are the ICW Tag Team Champs, and they have been pretty unstoppable here since they've reformed.
Myst: Yeah. Unstoppable.
JS: Healius has even gone so far as to pull a JJ Hagan and usurp power from Lou E. Dangerously, prompting Mark McPhail to name a NEW ICW General Manager...RIGHT AFTER THIS MATCH!
Myst: Wonder who it could be?
The Romans hit the ring, and the bell sounds as The Gladiator immediately goes for Damaged Ink, knocking them both down with clotheslines!
Healius jumps into the fray for the first time since returning, really, punching away on Mayhem, as Gladiator takes on Juggernaut.
The referee separates the two teams, and it's down to Healius and Mayhem, as the other two men go to the ring apron.
JS: Finally, a REAL tag team match!!!
Healius kicks Mayhem in the gut, and whips him into the ropes, dropping him with a knee to the midsection. Healius makes the cover
1...
2..
Kickout quickly by Mayhem. Mayhem tries to jump to his corner to make the tag, but Healius pulls him back into the center of the ring, and applies a rear chin lock!
Myst: Damned be this man. But he is REMINDING EVERYONE ONCE AGAIN WHY he is the TRUE cerebral assassin. No one is better than that man, in the ring. No one...
Healius really cranks it on, but Mayhem struggles to get free.
He gets to his feet, and puts the elbows to Healius' midsection. He breaks the hold, and runs into the corner, MAKING THE TAG!!!
JS: Juggernaut tagged in!
Juggernaut yells at Healius - "I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!!!!!" and he charges him, knocking Healius down with a clothesline.
The Emperor gets back to his feet, and gets dropped AGAIN, WITH THE SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE, DEATH CAMP!
Juggernaut sizes The Emperor up for the chokeslam...
JS: JUGGERNAUT GOING FOR THE 5-0!!!
HEALIUS COUNTERS INTO THE ROMAN COLLAR!!!!!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!!!!!!
Myst: Stalemate.
JS: THE TENSION, RISING!!!!!
Juggernaut crawls for a tag to Mayhem, who is ready to get back into the ring. On the opposite side, The Gladiator is howling at the moon to get in. The fans are going wild...
AND BOTH MEN MAKE THEIR TAGS!!!!
JS: GLADIATOR IN, MAYHEM IN!!!!!!!
Mayhem runs into the Gladiator who kicks him in the midsection. He sets him up for the powerbomb...
JS: HE'S GOING FOR THE FALL OF ROME!!!!!
Juggernaut attempts a clothesline and Gladiator has to throw Mayhem off to the side, and Gladiator counters with THE LEVIATHAN SPINEBUSTER!!!!
Healius tries to enter the ring, but the referee prevents him. Gladiator picks up Mayhem, kicks him in the gut, and goes once again for THE FALL OF ROME!
SUDDENLY, DAVE DANGEROUSLY HITS THE RING WITH A SINGAPORE CANE, AND FLEETINGLY CAPS GLADIATOR IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!!!
Dangerously is in and out of the ring just as fast as he leaves behind the cane, and Gladiator goes down.
JS: WHAT AN ATTACK BY DANGEROUSLY!
Myst: It was a dangerous attack, for sure.
Healius finally gets the referee out of his face, and enters the ring, picking up the cane. The Gladiator gets to his feet, and sees The Emperor holding the cane. Gladiator looks PISSED, he grabs the cane from Healius and breaks it over his knee. He says "WHAT THE FUCK". Healius looks just as confused.
JS: WAR OF THE ROSES, HERE!!!
Myst: ...nice reference.
THE GLADIATOR SHOVES THE EMPEROR!!!! THE GLADIATOR IS ROLLED UP FROM BEHIND BY MAYHEM!!!!!!
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THE EMPEROR BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!!!
JS: DAMAGED INK ALMOST HAD IT!!!!!!
Juggernaut clotheslines Healius over the top rope as in the ring, Mayhem signals to the fans for the jackhammer, The Destroyer!
He sets up The Gladiator, BUT THE GLADIATOR POWERS OUT, RUNNING SPEAR ON MAYHEM, ET TU, ET TU , ET TU!
Gladiator makes the cover on Mayhem!!!!
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2.......
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winners by pinfall, and STILL ICW World Tag Team Champions, Healius Maximus and Centurius Maximus
On the outside, Healius kicks Juggernaut in the groin and FOLLOWS IT UP WITH THE ENLIGHTENMENT PEDIGREE ON THE RING FLOOR!!!!!
Healius slides back into the ring, as he grabs one half of the tag titles, Gladiator with the other one.
JR: THE ROMANS HAVE WON AGAIN, BUT DAMAGED INK WITH THE PYHRRIC VICTORY, HERE. They came so close!
Myst: Not...close...enough.
Healius walks towards Gladiator, they stare each other down. Healius pleads his case, saying it was Dangerously. Gladiator holds his head, and shakes it, before apparently accepting what Healius has to say. They hold up their tag titles in victory.
JS: THE WATERS ARE CALM NOW...BUT FOR HOW LONG!!!!!!!
Cut to backstage where we see Mark McPhail in a locker room, ready to announce the new ICW GM...
JS: We find out who our new GM is...NEXT!!!!!!
Commercial break:
BEER
Back to live tv, where we are in ICW Executive Committee Chairman Mark McPhail's locker room.
Mark McPhail: Good evening, ICW fans. I come to you this evening to announce that there will FINALLY be some stability here in ICW. There will FINALLY be JUST, ORDER, and CIVILITY. I'll just cut to the chase, you know, one of the great ICW reigns was when I served as the Chairman overseeing the daily operations of ICW.
Well, the committee agrees with that as well, so without further ado, the NEW ICW General Manager...
ME! MARK MCPHAIL!!!!!!
The fans cheer!
JS: All RIGHT!!! I was hoping it would have been Y2A....
Myst: Oh, please.
McPhail: I'm really excited to get back in there and be a GREAT GM for all of you, now that I'm healed and ready to go-
Suddenly, THE DOOR BURSTS IN, AND MCPHAIL IS HIT IN THE FACE BY A CHAIR....
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO COULD IT BE???
HEALIUS MAXIMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He drops the chair on the ground, as he directs traffic to The Gladiator.
JS: NO! NO!!!!!
The Gladiator picks up McPhail...THE FALL OF ROME POWER BOMB THROUGH A TABLE!!!!! McPhail is OUT COLD!!!!!!!!
Healius laughs and picks up McPhail...THE ENLIGHTENMENT PEDIGREE, ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!!!
ICW Staff and Security and EMTs come down and separate the fracas, as Healius and Gladiator smile and walk away.
JS: WHAT THE HELL. WHAT THE HELL?
Myst: Well, he knew what kind of target he'd be.
JS: DOES THIS MEAN WE HAVE NO GM, AGAIN? AND MCPHAIL, ONCE AGAIN TAKEN OUT BY THE ROMANS?
Myst: Just like at Insane Rumble V.
Fireworks explode at the top of the ramp as "Alcohol" hits. The fans roar as Lightning Bolt emerges from the smoke and sprints to the ring.
JS: Well...DAMNIT! ICW fans, it's time for triple threat action between Lightning Bolt, former champion Calvin Constantine, and number one contender Dan Hampton. If LB or Constantine wins, they'll join with ScottiePP7 and Hampton in making the main event at Ultimatum a triple threat match for the world title. If Hampton wins, the match between him and PP7 will remain one on one, isn't that right, Myst?
Myst: …
JS: Uh…Myst?
Myst: JESUS JOEY WHAT THE FUCK IS IT LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE
JS: Uh, mkay.
"Here I Come" hits as the crowd explodes for Calvin Constantine. Calvin heads to the ring, never taking his eyes off of Lightning Bolt, who returns the stare.
JS: Here comes the former champion! Last week, he was brutally attacked during the number one contendership match by a mystery assailant, allowing Dan Hampton to take the victory.
Myst: What a worthless coward.
JS: Uh, do you mean Constantine or Hampton?
Myst: What the hell did I just say, Joey?
JS: Right.
"Past Tense, Future Perfect" hits as pyro explodes and the crowd gives a massive pop for the number one contender, Dan Hampton.
JS: Last week we saw Dan Hampton win the right to face world champion ScottiePP7 at Ultimatum, and tonight he'll have to protect his investment against Constantine and LB!
Hampton and Constantine are jawing at each other all the way down the ramp, and as soon as Dan slides into the ring, Calvin starts to stomp at him. Hampton gets up and he and Constantine start to exchange right hands in the middle of the ring. UNTIL LB CHARGES OUT OF HIS CORNER, JUMPS OFF THE SECOND ROPE, AND HITS A DOUBLE SPRINGBOARD BACK ELBOW ON BOTH MEN! The referee rings the bell.
JS: LIGHTNING BOLT, starting this one off with a bang!
Constantine is back up first, but LB quickly clotheslines him back to the canvas. Hampton gets up, but LB nails him with a spinning heel kick. Calvin is back up, but LB nails him with a spear!
JS: LB is cleaning house early on!
But just as LB gets back up from the spear, Hampton nails him from behind with a forearm to the head, followed with a few stiff right hands. Hampton looks for a whip, but LB reverses it! But LB telegraphs a back body drop, and Hampton nails him with a swinging neckbreaker.
JS: The five time EWA world champion is trying to seize control of the match, right here.
Myst: The five time EWA world champion, hahahaha. Do you have any idea how many times I've kicked this guy's ass?
JS: No, how many times?
Myst: Uh…well, it was a lot.
Hampton hooks both of LB's arms, then hits Brain Surgery, double underhook brainbuster! He floats over into a cover-
1…
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LB kicks out!
JS: Dan Hampton really wants a quick finish here tonight!
Myst: Hey, Joey-
JS: Yes, you're exactly right, Myst. I do know quite a bit about quick finishes. Ha, ha, ha.
Back in the ring, as soon as Hampton gets up, Calvin Constantine nails him with a boot to the stomach and a DDT. He stomps away at Dan a few times, before lifting him into an Argentinean back breaker rack.
JS: Constantine looking for Crucifix Dawn, the reverse Samoan drop!
BUT BEFORE CALVIN CAN HIT THE MOVE, LB NAILS HIM WITH THE THUNDERCLAP SUPERKICK, DROPPING CALVIN AND HAMPTON! LB COVERS CONSTANTINE!
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2…
HAMPTON BREAKS THE COVER!
JS: HAMPTON, JUST IN TIME! WHAT A MATCH!
Myst: This is pitiful.
LB looks pissed as he and Hampton start to square off. The two trade right hands, with LB getting a quick advantage, sending Hampton back toward the corner! Hampton tries for a desperation punch, but LB blocks it, hooking Dan's arm in the process. He hooks up the other arm, and starts nailing Dan with headbutts, Ball Lightning! Hampton slithers to the floor, dazed as LB plays to the crowd! BUT CALVIN CONSTANTINE SPINS HIM AROUND FROM BEHIND AND NAILS THE 180DDT!
JS: OUT OF NOWHERE, CALVIN CONSTANTINE!
Myst: Jesus, I'm sick of this shit.
LB is down, his legs right by the turnbuckle, his head toward the center of the ring. Calvin hops over to his legs, lifts them up, steps through, and spins LB over-Pagan Lament sharpshooter!
JS: PAGAN LAMENT! Calvin Constantine is going to Ultimatum!
Calvin cinches the hold in as tight as he can, and LB writhes in pain! Calvin jerks LB's legs up as high as possible, as LB starts to yell in pain. The ref gets down right alongside of LB, checking to see if he wants to tap out.
Checking…
Checking…
JS: HOW MUCH LONGER CAN LB HOLD OUT?
LB PICKS HIS ARM UP, AS IF TO TAP!
BUT HAMPTON RUNS IN FROM BEHIND CONSTANTINE! IN ONE MOVE, HE GRABS CALVIN'S HEAD IN A STUNNER POSITION, RUNS UP THE TURNBUCKLES, AND DOES A BACKFLIP, SPIKING CALVIN'S HEAD ON THE MAT! PURGATORY CHASM!
JS: THAT'S IT, CONSTANTINE IS OUT, HAMPTON HAS GOT IT!
HAMPTON MAKES THE COVER ON CONSTANTINE!
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LB BREAKS THE COVER AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT!
JS: LB AT THE LAST SECOND!
Myst: This match reminds me of the Special Olympics. Even if one of them wins, he's still retarded.
LB and Dan get to their feet at the same time and start to square off, trading punches. This time, Dan gets the upper hand. He clotheslines LB to the ground. LB is quickly back up, but Dan ducks behind him and grabs him, then nails the STFUPlex! Dan looks for a cover!
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LB kicks out!
Dan pulls Lightning Bolt back to his feet, and looks to lock in the Mewdan Clutch! BUT LB SPINS OUT OF IT! BOOT TO HAMPTON'S STOMACH, AND LB SETS HIM UP BETWEEN HIS LEGS! BOOM, LIGHTNING STRIKE, RUNNING POWERBOMB!
JS: THAT'S IT, LB IS GOING TO ULTIMATUM!
BUT BEFORE LIGHTNING BOLT CAN MAKE A COVER, CONSTANTINE NAILS HIM WITH EMPIRE'S FALL, A TWISTING HURRICANRANA! HE MAKES THE COVER!
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2…
LB KICKS OUT!
JS: OH MY GOD, LB BARELY GOT HIS SHOULDER UP!
Constantine gets up, looking frustrated. LB is still down. Calvin drags him next to Hampton, then heads to the top rope…
IMPERIAL SPLIT, FLIPPING LEG DROP ONTO BOTH MEN-WAIT, NO, HAMPTON SLID OUT OF THE WAY!
JS: THAT'S IT, NOW IT HAS TO BE OVER!
Calvin looks for a cover on LB!
1…
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HAMPTON BREAKS IT UP!
JS: DAN HAMPTON! JUST IN TIME! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT, MYST?
Myst: Fuck it.
Hampton and Constantine are both back up, exchanging blows! Hampton grabs the advantage, and sends Calvin into the ropes with a whip. On the way back, Calvin looks for the 180DDT-BUT HAMPTON BLOCKS IT, BY HOOKING BOTH OF CALVIN'S ARMS! HE PULLS CALVIN TO THE GROUND, THEN LOCKS IN A BODY SCISSORS! CRUCIFIXTION! MIDDLE OF THE RING!
JS: CRUCIFIXTION! KILL THAT MESSIAH!
Calvin is shaking in pain, as Hampton implores the ref to check him. Calvin can't tap out, because his arms are hooked, but he won't say "I quit" either! But he looks to be fading…
JS: IF CONSTANTINE PASSES OUT, HAMPTON WILL BE THE WINNER!
Myst: What a bunch of pussies.
Calvin is fading…
fading…
BUT OUT OF NOWHERE, LB QUICKLY CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE! BALL LIGHTNING 450 SPLASH ONTO BOTH MEN!
JS: HOLY SHIT!
Everybody's down in the ring, as the ref begins to administer a ten count on all three competitors!
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LB BEGINS TO GET BACK UP!
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5…
AS DOES HAMPTON!
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CONSTANTINE STRUGGLES BACK TO HIS FEET!
JS: ALL THREE MEN ARE BACK UP!
In the back, we see ScottiePP7 watching the match on a monitor, alongside Johnny Hook and Clee Tarus.
JS: SCOTTIE WATCHING WITH INTEREST!!!!
Myst: YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS FACADE.
JS: What???
Myst stands up, drops the headset. He slides into the ring!!!
JS: WHAT THE HELL IS MYST DOING???
CALL TO ASHLEY SUPERKICK ON LB!!!!!
CALL TO ASHLEY SUPERKICK ON DAN HAMPTON!!!!
Constantine looks into Myst's eyes.
JS: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? MYST HAS TAKEN OUT LB AND HAMPTON!
Constantine runs into Myst, but Myst catches Constantine with a firm grip around his throat. A VICIOUS CHOKE SLAM ONTO CALVIN CONSTANTINE!
JS: OH MY GOD! WHAT A CHOKESLAM!!!!
With the grip around CC's throat still intact, Myst stares down into Calvin Constantine.
Myst: IT WAS ME!!!!!
JS: What the FUCK?
Myst: THE VOICES...YOU'RE FIRST. BUT NOT THE LAST!!!!!
Myst lets go of the choke hold, as Constantine is out. The fans BOO!
JS: MYST was the one who took out Constantine last week? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???
Slowly, Hampton and LB both crawl towards Constantine as Myst leaves the ring, and walks up the ramp, with a devastatingly evil look on his face.
LB crawls...
Hampton crawls...
THEY BOTH PLACE AN ARM ON CALVIN CONSTANTINE!!!!!
THE REF DROPS TO THE MAT, TO MAKE THE COUNT!
JS: WHAT THE HELL???
1.....
2............
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winner....s? Lightning Bolt, and Dan Hampton?
the ref shakes his head too, as he holds up BOTH MEN'S ARMS!
JS: Both men? HOW CAN BOTH MEN WIN THIS MATCH?
We see PP7 watching, IRATE.
JS: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? WHY DID MYST ATTACK THESE MEN?? WHAT THE HELL WILL HAPPEN WHEN ICW ISSUES IT'S FINAL...ULTIMATUM??? GOODNIGHT, EVERYONE!!!!
We see LB and Hampton groggily look at each other, arm raised in victory, as the camera fades to black.
End transmission.