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Post by Dave Dangerously on Aug 22, 2008 15:37:31 GMT -6
Tonight.
Live, from the sold out Staples Center in Los Angeles, California.
The Power Struggle in ICW reaches new heights.
In every battle, there are winners,
and there are losers.
And to each victory, there are consequences.
But sometimes, the consequences are well known, going into the battle.
And the results can be devastating.
And these consequences will be ever-lasting.
Because tonight, there is no draw finish.
Tonight, there can only be winners and losers.
Tonight, EVERYTHING is at stake.
And after tonight, NOTHING WILL BE THE SAME...
Because tonight...
issues an....
ULTIMATIUM. Cut to inside the sold out Staples Center in the City of Angels, as pyro goes off from the stage, and above the rafters.
The smoke clears, and the camera pans the crowd, to show such signs as:
"SAVE US, Y2A!!!!!!"
"THE ENLIGHTENMENT DRAWS NEAR!!!"
"SCOTTIEPP7/JOHNNY HOOK = PREZ AND VICE PREZ"
"LET'S...GET...DANGEROUS!!!!"
"MYST? PYST?"
"YEAH, OF COURSE HE IS. BUT THERE'S SO MUCH MORE TO HIM THAN THAT."
"GOLDEN ONE!!!"
"REAL DEAL!"
"FAT SLUT"
"WAIT, WHO'S THE FAT SLUT?"
"OH, RIGHT...LOU E. DANGEROUSLY"
"REGIME TIME!"
"TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!!!"
"WHOOPS WRONG SHOW."
"BRING BACK PETTENGILL"
"BRING BACK ANDREW ATTITUDE"
"FUCK THAT GUY!!!"
The camera settles on the announce position...Joey Styles: TONIGHT...ICW MAKES IT'S FINAL...ULTIMATUM!!!!!!! More crowd shit.Joey Styles: HELLO EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO ICW ULTIMATUM, WE ARE COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM THE SOLD OUT STAPLES CENTER IN LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA, I'M THE VOICE OF ICW, JOEY STYLES ALONGSIDE MY BROADCAST PARTNER, AND GREAT TO BE BACK WITH HIM, JIM ROSS!!! Jim Ross: Thanks Joey, TONIGHT, THREE ICW CHAMPIONSHIPS WILL BE DECIDED, and we will crown a NEW KING OF ICW as we reach the finals of the Hail to The King Tournament, HERE TONIGHT!!! JS: It's a night of firsts, JR, tonight we have ICW's first ever SIXTY MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH, between Genesis and Johnny Q. Public. JR: Also, The Tag Team Championship will be defended in the first ever BARBED WIRE MATCH, the Dangerouslys vs The Maximuses- ITS LIKE THE WALTONS, JOEY!!! JS: Haha, I don't get that reference JR even though ECW WAS BROADCAST ON TNN, YA'LL!!! And also another first the ICW Title defended TWICE IN ONE NIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT TWO ICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCHES TONIGHT!!!! JR: And don't forget Myst taking on Calvin Constantine in what is SURE to be a BRUTAL matchup here tonight. I can't wait for that one, Joey. And UP FIRST, SPEAKING OF NEVER BEFORE SEEN... JS: THE FIRST EVER- ACTUALLY BOOKED - STRAP/LADDER MATCH FOR THE NYO TITLE!!!! It's truly ICW's Ultimatum tonight as so much is at stake for our ICW-Ites, so much to gain, SO MUCH TO LOSE! JR: Let's jump right into things, Joseph!!! Cut to Howard FinkelHoward Finkel: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...OUR OPENING BOUT AT ULTIMATUM IS A STRAP-LADDER MATCH, FOR THE ICW NAME YOUR OWN CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!
INTRODUCING FIRST..."Evolution" by Korn hitsTHE CHALLENGER.
FROM PARTS UNKNOWN...
WEIGHING IN AT 235 POUNDS...
FENYX KAYNE!!!!!!JR: Here comes Fenyx Kayne! The fans love him! JS: Fenyx has taken on the advisory of Johnny Q. Public as of late, to perhaps instill some discipline in him, and some wrestling accumen. It's seemed to work, but on the case of Sylver Morrigan, our NYO Champion, he's still resorting to the hardcore style, for obvious reasons. Kayne enters the ring, as the fans cheer. The ring crew sets up a ladder in the outside area, and hands a long leather strap to the referee.JR: Morrigan and Kanye have a storied past. First opponents, then partners, then perhaps lovers. And then Lone Wolf's interjecting manipulating ways cause the two to part ways, as Morrigan turned her back on Kayne and joined The Hardcore Regime. The two have been at each other's throats since. "Sick of Life" hits...Howard Finkel: AND HIS OPPONENT....
COMING DOWN THE AISLE...
REPRESENTING THE HARDCORE REGIME....
THE ICW "CHAOS" CHAMPION...
SYLVER MORRIGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JR: Of course fans this match is for the "CHAOS" Championship, as Morrigan has named the NYO title to her liking, and it apparently reflects her state of mind... Morrigan walks out, alone, and down the ramp, with a solemn expression on her face.JS: What's gotten into Morrigan? She can't even seem to get along with her partners. Or even her FAMILY! We go back to last Thursday, dissention in the ranks with the Regime, and then her BROTHER, Dan Hampton...and then just a few days ago on Mayhem she turns her back on Wolf and Pyro! Morrigan enters the ring, and the referee takes the Chaos title, holding it up above the ring.
The referee begins to strap the two combatants together...JS: They'll be tethered together, and have to figure out how to climb that ladder and reach the top! JR: AN ICW ORIGINAL!!! The bell sounds, and this one is underway.
They immediately test the boundaries of the leash, Kayne grabs some slack, and pulls Morrigan a little closer...
they circle around the ring...
AND MORRIGAN SLIDES OUT, TO GRAB THE LADDER!
SHE PULLS KAYNE WITH HER, AND HE GETS TANGLED IN THE ROPES, AS SHE GRABS THE LADDER, AND SLIDES IT INTO THE RING!JR: Kayne learning early here that there isn't much breathing room between the two! Kayne flips over the ropes, and lands on the outside, as Morrigan slides under the bottom rope, and starts to set up the ladder. He slides in after her, and the two and the strap are now inside the ring.
Morrigan starts to climb...
BUT KAYNE STARTS TO ROCK THE LADDER!!!!!!!JS: Kayne looking to score big here! Morrigan sees this, AND FLIES OFF THE LADDER, WITH A REVERSE PRESS!!!!!
BUT KAYNE GRABS SLACK ON THE ROPE AND USES IT AS A WHIP TO MORRIGAN'S MIDSECTION AS SHE COMES CRASHING DOWN!!!!
The fans go OOOH as Morrigan screams at the leather strap.
She then turns to Kayne and smiles, and yells out "MORE. GIVE ME MORE!!!"JR: MORRIGAN IS SOME KIND OF DAMN SADIST! JS: Actually JR, me and my wife try that...errr...nevermind LOOK, WRESTLING ACTION! Kayne grabs the slack again and WHIPS MORRIGAN IN THE BACK!!!!! She gets to her feet, feeling the sting, but she still seems to like it more than hate it. Kayne comes up from behind Morrigan and WRAPS THE STRAP AROUND HER NECK!!!
Morrigan struggles to break free of the choke hold, as Kayne looks ENRAGED. Morrigan walks into the turnbuckle, and kicks up, sending Kayne flying BACKWARDS INTO THE LADDER! His back bounces off.
Kayne is down, slumped on the ladder, as Morrigan runs off the ropes, barely pulling Kayne with her due to the strap, and connects with a FLYING VERTICAL LEGDROP, ONTO KAYNE, WHO IS LEANING ON THE LADDER! His head bounces off a rung, as she grabs his head again and slams it back into the ladder. She then uses Kayne's chest and head as steps and starts to climb up the ladder...JR: Morrigan going up high, once again!!! Kayne looks up and sees Morrigan. He stands up, and grabs her thighs, and POWERBOMBS HER OFF THE LADDER!!!
The fans chant ICW, ICW, ICWJS: What a move from Kayne! Great wherewithol!!! JR: Okay Joey, don't go all Michael Cole on me here! cut to backstage, where Michael Cole is chilling with Dan Hampton.Michael Cole: HEY!!! Dan Hampton: It's okay, it's okay. Relax, I'll buy you a Citra... Michael Cole: But you don't have $2.50.... back to the ring, where Kayne is recovering, he gets to his feet, and starts to climb the ladder! He pulls Morrigan up with him, as she is far away from the ladder at this point, so his climbing almost drags her.
She gets up, and PUSHES THE LADDER OVER!!!!!!!!JR: HERE WE GO!!!! THE LADDER FALLS...
AND KAYNE LANDS ON THE ROPES, STANDING ON THE TOP ROPE!!!!!
THE LADDER IS BETWEEN MORRIGAN AND KAYNE AT THIS POINT, AND KAYNE FLIES OFF THE ROPES USING IT AS A SPRINGBOARD, AND DROPKICKS THE LADDER INTO MORRIGAN!
SHE GOES SPILLING OUT OF THE RING AS THE LADDER HITS HER IN THE FACE, BUT THE STRAP PULLS KAYNE ON TOP OF THE LADDER WHICH IS NOW LAYING ON THE GROUND, AND HE SCREAMS OUT IN AGONY!!!JS: WOW that strap is a DOUBLE PUNISHING device here, Jim. JR: Isn't that called a "Klingon" at the sex toy shop? JS: ....yeah, but...that's besides the point. Morrigan's arm rests on the ring apron while the rest of her is down on the mat. She turns and climbs back into the ring, as Kayne, running on adrenaline, pulls her into the ring. He pulls her in close, AND GOES FOR A SPINEBUSTER, BUT MORRIGAN COUNTERS, DDT ONTO THE LADDER!!!!!!
Morrigan immediately gets to her feet and pulls the ladder out from under Kayne. She sets it up, and drags Kayne close, and starts to climb, the NYO title hangs high above the ring.
Kayne holding his head, heads to the side of the ladder, and throws Morrigan off. THe strap now is THROUGH THE LADDER, and both Morrigan and Kayne chase each other around the ladder...JR: THE STRAP IS TANGLED UP IN THE LADDER NOW!!!! The strap is wrapped around the ladder, and both Morrigan and Kayne SIMULTANEOUSLY PULL THE STRAP FOR SLACK, AND IT CLOSES UP THE LADDER TIGHT IN A KNOT!!!!!
The fans go wild, as Morrigan and Kayne look at each other in question. The ladder is standing up, closed, as they both are attached to it. They struggle in a tug of war!!!!JS: This is INSANE, JR!!!! King Leonidas: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAA It IS Sparta, holmes.
But anyway, yeah. Kayne and Morrigan- they're fighting over the ladder, right? Man this is some fucked up shit. So they're back and forth it's nuts. How are they gonna get that shit untangled? Wow. This is so crazy.JR: What the hell, who writes this shit, FREDDIE PRINZE JR??? FUCK DAT.
Kayne and Morrigan close in on the ladder, and forget the slack. They both grab the ladder, but KAYNE POWERS THE LADDER AWAY FROM MORRIGAN! She retaliates, BY DROPKICKING THE LADDER INTO KAYNE'S FACE...
BUT HE BLOCKS IT!!!! AS SHE FALLS HE TRIES TO SWING THE LADDER AT HER...
BUT SHE DUCKS!!!!!!!
They are locked in struggle for the ladder again, and they both go for the slack again, AND THEY BOTH PULL THE STRAP, AND THE LADDER GOES SPINNING INTO THE AIR, NAILING BOTH KAYNE AND MORRIGAN IN THE FACE AS IT SPINS AS IT'S UNRAVELED!!!!!JR: What the HELL!!! JS: It's physics, JR!!! The ladder is still a bit tangled up, as both Kayne and Morrigan are down, now.
Suddenly, DAMAGED INK comes from the backstage area, and they run down...
AND THEY START TO ATTACK FENYX KAYNE!!!!!JR: COME ON, COME ON!!!!!!! JS: They're helping Morrigan??? Juggernaut and Mayhem start to stomp away on Kayne, as he lies helpless.
SUDDENLY, THE HARDCORE REGIME comes out, PYRO AND LONE WOLF!!!!!!
AND THEY ATTACK DAMAGED INK!!!!!JR: THIS IS TURNED WILD!!! JS: The Regime is attacking Damaged Ink, but they were HELPING MORRIGAN!!! Wolf and Pyro dispatch Damaged Ink, as Pyro turns to help untangle the ladder. He manages to do so, and helps Morrigan to her feet.
WHO RETURNS THE FAVOR TO PYRO BY THROWING HIM OUT OF THE RING!!!!!JS: THE FUCK??? LW clotheslines Juggernaut over the top rope, and turns to Mayhem as from behind MORRIGAN SPINNING HEEL KICKS WOLF IN THE BACK, SENDING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!!
Wolf lands on the outside, as Juggernaut whips LW into the steel stairs!!!!JS: WHAT IS THIS??? Kayne gets up now, and grabs the ladder...
AND SWINGS IT AT MAYHEM AND MORRIGAN!!!!!
MORRIGAN DUCKS, MAYHEM GETS KNOCKED OUT OF THE RING BY A LADDER TO THE FACE!!!
Morrigan kicks Kayne in the gut, the Ladder leans on the ropes.
Juggernaut stands up on the ring apron, and Morrigan runs into Kayne...
KAYNE DROP TOE HOLDS MORRIGAN ONTO THE LADDER, SENDING THE LADDER FLYING UPWARDS, AND INTO JUGGERNAUT WHO GETS HIT IN THE FACE, SENDING HIM OFF THE APRON!!!!!!
The fans cheer!
Morrigan deflects most of the shot, and as Kayne turns around into her, she hits THE SPIRAL TILT-A-WHIRL SLAM INTO THE LADDER!!!!!!
Kayne goes down, as Morrigan stands up.JS: OH MY... JR: Kayne is out, Kayne is OUT!!!! Morrigan turns and Looks at Pyro and Wolf, who are pointing at Morrigan, walking to the back. They are yelling at her, as she just smiles.JR: ARE WE SEEING SOME FALLING OUT BETWIXT THE REGIME??? Damaged Ink are still on the outside, collecting themselves.
Morrigan sets up the ladder, and starts to climb.
She climbs, as Kayne is pulled a little, and he gets to his feet.
She climbs the ladder, and starts to reach for the belt...JR: MORRIGAN GOING FOR THE GOLD HERE, THIS SURE BEATS THE OLYMPICS FOLKS!!! KAYNE CLIMBS THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE LADDER, AND STARTS TO LASH THE STRAP AT MORRIGAN!!!
HE REACHES FOR THE BELT, SHE PUMMELS HIM!!!!!!!!!
HE WHIPS THE STRAP AT HER FACE, AND KEEPS WHIPPING!!!!!JS: I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS... JR: THEY'RE WHIPPING EACH OTHER LIKE A COUPLE OF GOVERNMENT MULES!!! KAYNE WHIPS...
AND THE STRAP GOES UP AND OVER THE BELT AND THE RING IT'S HANGING FROM! IT'S STUCK!!!!JR: What the hell??? JS: The strap is stuck up there! Kayne and Morrigan pull to try to unhook the strap...and they wobble the ladder.
THE LADDER TEETERS
AND THE LADDER FALLS OVER, AND MORRIGAN AND KAYNE ARE HANGING BY THE STRAP, OFF THE RING AND CABLE THAT HOLDS THE NYO TITLE ABOVE THE RING!!!!!!
The fans chant HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT!!!!!JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!! MORRIGAN AND KAYNE HANG FROM THE RAFTERS, AS THEY SWING IN MIDAIR!!!!
MORRIGAN TRIES TO CLIMB UP THE STRAP TO REACH THE BELT!!!!
KAYNE SWINGS INTO HER, AND KNEES HER IN THE MIDSECTION!!!!!JR: SOMEONE IS GONNA HURT THEMSELVES UP THERE!!!! Damaged Ink enter the ring, and try to grab at Kayne's feet.
KAYNE'S SIDE OF THE STRAP SLIDES DOWN AND MORRIGAN SLIDES UP, AND KAYNE SWINGS INTO DAMAGED INK, KICKING THEM BOTH OUT OF THE RING!!!!!!
MORRIGAN GRABS THE NYO TITLE, AND STARTS TO TRY TO LOOSEN IT!!!!
KAYNE SWINGS BACK UP WITH THE MOMENTUM, AND MORRIGAN STARTS TO FALL BACK DOWN, JUST AS SHE LOOSENS THE BELT!!!!!!!
THE STRAP BREAKS!!!!!!!!!
THE BELT FALLS TO THE GROUND!!!!!!!!!!!
MORRIGAN FALLS IN MIDAIR, KAYNE FALLS IN MIDAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!JR: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!!!!!!!! JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL THREE LAND AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!!
The belt is laying between the two competitors, as they start to stir.
Kayne crawls towards the NYO title...
Morrigan crawls towards the NYO title...JS: THE TETHER HAS BEEN SEVERED!!!!! JR: I would imagine that now the first one to grab the belt is the the winner! They both crawl towards...BUT KAYNE JUMPS ON MORRIGAN, PREVENTING HER FROM GETTING THE BELT!!!!
he picks up Morrigan...KAYNE HITS THE NEW BEGINNING ON MORRIGAN!!!!!!!!!
MORRIGAN IS DOWN!!!!
KAYNE MAKES HIS WAY TOWARDS THE BELT!!!!!!!JR: FENYX KAYNE!!!!!!!!!! JS: HE'S GOT IT WITHIN REACH!!!!! KAYNE IS JUMPED BY DAMAGED INK, THEY HIT THE DEGREDATION ON KAYNE!!!!!!JS: WHAT THE FUCK??? JR: NO!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kayne is down, as he looks at the belt, as he lays with the side of his face on the mat.
Juggernaut picks up the NYO title and sets it down on Morrigan.JR: NO!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!! DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! The bell sounds.Howard Finkel: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...
AND.....
STILL!!!!!!!!!! ICW NYO CHAOS CHAMPION........SYLVER MORRIGAN!!!!!!!"Sick of Life" plays as Morrigan is helped up by Mayhem and Juggernaut. Kayne lies there, looking at all what has transpired.JR: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!!!!! KAYNE SCREWED...AGAIN!!!! JS: Morrigan obviously has turned her back on The Regime, and has found newfound friendship with Damaged Ink! Look! Damaged Ink hoist Morrigan up on their shoulders, as she holds up the NYO title belt, very much out of it.JR: THAT WITCH STOLE ONE FROM KAYNE, WITH THE HELP OF THOSE BASTARDS!!!!! THIS IS SICK!!!!! Damaged Ink and Morrigan leave the ring, celebrating, Morrigan very spent. Fenyx Kayne lays in the ring still, Johnny Q. Public comes out to help him up.JS: Kayne did his best. But the odds were stacked against him, AGAIN. What a match!!!! Kayne and QPublic leave the ring, as Kayne obviously looks disgusted.Cut to backstage, where we see The Emperor, Healius Maximus and The Gladiator, Centurius Maximus, collectively Romulus Maximii, and the ICW World Tag Team Champions in their locker room.The Emperor: My Gladiator. Tonight we slay the false idols. TONIGHT WE BEGIN THE PATH TO ENLIGHTENMENT... AND MOVE ONE STEP CLOSER TO DOMINATING THE WRESTLING WORLD. The Gladiator: Yes, master. The Emperor: ARE YOU READY??? The Gladiator: What is thy bidding? The Emperor: Take out Dave Dangerously. And Lou Dangerously. AT. ANY. COST. I will be there right with you, joining you in the fray. WE WILL PREVAIL!!!!! The Gladiator: They will BOW to us. The Emperor: This much is true. For I have forseen it. Everything is going according to plan... The Emperor produces a bottle of water. What looks like alka-seltzer is dissolving in the bottom.The Emperor: Here. Hydrate yourself, Centurius Maximus. We must prepare for WAR!!! The Emperor hands The Gladiator the bottle, and leaves the room.
Gladiator takes a drink, and stands up.
And spits out the water, tossing it in the trash. He leaves the room, as well...JR: Well, so far here at Ultimatum we've seen a TRAVESTY, what else could happen next? JS: Well it's time for the FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE STREET FIGHT between Myst and Calvin Constantine. JR: Yeah, moving on, IN ANY EVENT, this is the first time these two have ever met in a wrestling ring for an actual match. JS: And these two men who have built careers on being great technical wrestlers have decided to make it very serious and very deadly here with the rules as they are. JR: Myst makes his return to ICW, one of the few men to hold both the ICW World Title and the EWA world title. Two other men here tonight are Healius and Dave Dud- excuse me, Dangerously. Dan Hampton tries to become the NEXT man to hold that honor, later tonight... JS: Myst has promised a path of destruction that starts here tonight with the former ICW Champ. Will his prophecy come true, or will Calvin's path to redemption and his comeback story continue tonight, with a win over The Dark Machine? WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT!!!!!! The bell soundsHoward Finkel: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. OUR NEXT BOUT, SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, IS A FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH!!!
INTRODUCING FIRST..."Tranquilize" by the Killers and Lou Reed hits.Howard Finkel: COMING DOWN THE AISLE...
WEIGHING 252 POUNDS...
FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA...
THE DARK MACHINE, MYST!!!!!!!!!Myst enters the arena, with about 70 percent boos, 30 percent cheers. He walks down the ramp, almost expressionless.JS: I can't believe I used to call this man my broadcast colleague. JR: Just weeks ago, he was a fun-loving individual. Ever since his attack by Romulus Maximii, he's been detached...distant. JS: That demeanor has lead him to several world titles, JR. I think that now that the old Myst is back, ICW had better be on guard. JR: That in itself, Joey, is an Ultimatum. Beware Myst. Myst stands in the ring, patiently.Howard Finkel: AND HIS OPPONENT..."Here I Come" by The Roots hitsHoward Finkel: WEIGHING 220 POUNDS...
FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA.
CALVIN CONSTANTINE!!!!!!!!CC comes out to a huge ovation from the fans. His usual happy, but focused demeanor is replaced with that of intensity. As if this match meant everything.JS: This feud, which has come out of nowhere, will undoubtebly have lasting ramifications. JR: It's the battle between two men from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. One representing the great things that can happen there, Calvin Constantine, and the other, from the other side of town, the darker side, representing the turmoil, Myst. Calvin makes his way to the ring, warily eyeing the destructive dynamo in the ring. He hops up to the ring apron and steps in, never taking his eyes off of Myst. Myst returns his stare with an icy gaze of his own. With both men in the ring, they start to circle each other as the crowd cheers in anticipation.JS: Here we go, Myst versus Calvin Constantine, FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE! Myst has had enough of deliberations and he rushes Constantine, taking the former world champion down and pounding his head with right hands. Calvin manages to reverse the situation and rolls over, throwing some punches of his own. Myst gets a leg in between himself and Calvin and sends him backward with a knee to the gut, before hopping to his feet.JR: There were concerns about Myst’s conditioning coming into this match, but I’ll tell you Joey, he looks as fit as I’ve ever seen him. With both men back on their feet, they lock up, collar to elbow. Myst gains the upper hand, wrenching on a side headlock. Calvin fires elbows into Myst’s gut to loosen the hold. Myst pushes him into the ropes and catches him with a clothesline on the way back. Calvin pops back up, but Myst delivers a STIFF snap suplex.JS: I agree JR, and he’s definitely in control here early on. Calvin rolls over, grabbing at the small of his back-BIG mistake, as Myst drops a knee right on the afflicted area. He follows it with another knee before pulling Calvin back to his feet. He whips Calvin into the ropes and looks for a clothesline, but Calvin ducks under and hits the ropes on the other side! BUT MYST NAILS HIM COMING BACK WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE HEART, THE CALL TO ASHLEY!JR: CALL TO ASHLEY! THAT MOVE CAN STOP A MAN’S HEART! Calvin drops to the ground and Myst quickly makes a cover!
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Kickout by Calvin!JS: Calvin Constantine hasn’t been able to match Myst’s intensity level here early on! He’s gonna need to step it up! Myst pulls Calvin up and tosses him over the top rope on the entrance side! Calvin hits the floor HARD and grabs at his back once more! Myst steps out onto the ringside floor, stalking Calvin as the former champ struggles to get back to his feet. As soon as Calvin is vertical, Myst knocks him back down with a clothesline. The Dark Machine scoops him up and delivers a backbreaker across his knee! Instead of dropping Calvin, Myst pulls him back up across his body, then charges him into the ringpost, back first!JR: Myst is showing us here how he’s a man of contrasts, showing us his methodical side. But whatever side he shows you, you can count on one thing-he’s still a predator, an absolute predator. Calvin is down, writhing in pain, but Myst is relentless. He stomps at the prone man before pulling him back up and delivering a hard Irish whip into the ringside barrier. He charges Calvin, looking to deliver a clothesline, but Calvin ducks and backdrops Myst over the barrier, into the crowd!JS: Calvin needs to try to break Myst’s momentum right here! Calvin hops over the barrier to join Myst as ICW security tries to hold back the Staples Center crowd. As Myst gets to his feet, Calvin delivers two knife edge chops to his chest, then a boot to the gut and a DDT, on the concrete floor!JR: GOOD GOD, MYST’S HEAD BOUNCED OFF OF THE FLOOR! Calvin quickly covers Myst!
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Kickout by Myst!JS: Near fall there for Calvin Constantine, in the crowd! Remember, this is a falls count anywhere match! Undeterred, Calvin pulls Myst back up, and dumps him back over the barrier onto the ringside floor. He stomps away at Myst a few times, then positions him with a scoop slam before hopping up onto the ring apron.JR: Myst still seems a little groggy after that DDT. Calvin runs down and off the ring apron, looking for a flying elbow, a la Cactus Jack! But Myst rolls out of the way, Calvin hits the ring floor, hard!JS: No JR, I think he was baiting Constantine! JR: You’re right Joey, it’s easy to forget just how much experience Myst has. Myst quickly hops to his feet, pulling Calvin up and dragging him up the ramp. He stops and grabs Calvin, Darkness from Within T-Bone suplex, ON THE RAMP! Myst covers Constantine!
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Kickout by Constantine!JS: It’s impossible to know just how much these maneuvers outside the ring increase the impact! Calvin and Myst both get to their feet, and Myst begins delivering punches to Calvin’s jaw, forcing him backward up the ramp toward the arena entrance. He backs Calvin up to the entrance, and all the way out to the very side of the entrance area, 20 feet above the floor! Myst hops between Calvin and the edge, kicks him in the gut, and sticks his head between his legs.JR: NO, GOD NO, NOT THE PILEDRIVER OFF OF THE RAMP! But Calvin counters! He twists out from between Myst’s legs, and hoists him up on his back, Crucifix Dawn, the reverse Samoan drop onto the ramp! He drapes an arm over Myst!
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Myst kicks out!JS: Constantine went from almost being dead to almost winning the match! Both men are slow to get to their feet, and almost immediately start trading punches. Calvin gains the upper hand and forces Myst back through the arena entrance and into the back. The main arena hallway runs in a circle around the ring area; the two men cross over that and into a smaller hallway with an exit at the end. Calvin is leading Myst by the head; he stops to bash Myst’s skull into the cinder block wall! He then leads Myst to the end of the hallway and tosses him through the swinging exit doors!JR: We’re leaving the building! Calvin follows Myst out through the exit doors, AND IMMEDIATELY GETS DROP KICKED BY MYST! The two men are in a small, auxiliary parking lot. Calvin lands on the hood of a sedan, and Myst mounts him, firing away with punches to the head. Now standing on the hood of the car, Myst pulls Calvin up and ducks behind him, DRAGON’S CALL SUPLEX ONTO THE ROOF OF THE CAR! The roof visibly crumbles as Myst bridges into a cover!
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KICKOUT BY CONSTANTINE!JR: I hope that somebody’s got their insurance paid up! Calvin and Myst roll off of the top of the car to the pavement. Myst is back to his feet and stomps away at Calvin before pulling him back to his feet-SPINEBUSTER on the pavement!JS: Myst is going back to work on Calvin’s back! Myst pulls Calvin back up and tosses him back through the exit doors, back into the arena. He leads Calvin down the side hallway, then spots a palate stacked with 2x4s!JR: That doesn’t look good for Calvin Constantine! Myst lines Calvin up, and looks to whip him into the 2x4s! BUT CALVIN REVERSES, MYST CRASHES THROUGH THE 2x4s AND SLAMS INTO THE WALL! HE’S DOWN!JS: OH MY GOD, WOOD IS EVERYWHERE! Myst is on his back. Calvin steps up and steps through Myst’s legs, then flips him over! PAGAN LAMENT SHARPSHOOTER!JR: THE PAGAN LAMENT! Remember, submissions count everywhere too! This could be it! Myst struggles against the hold, visibly in pain. The ref is down to check him, but Myst says no! With no ropes as a refuge, Myst tries to kick his legs out of the submission, but Calvin holds tight, wrenching back Myst’s back and legs even further!JS: HOW LONG CAN MYST HOLD OUT! Unable to break the hold, Myst bridges up to his hands and starts to crawl!JR: MYST IS TRYING TO CRAWL, BUT HE’S NOT NOWHERE TO GO! But Myst isn’t going anywhere, he’s going for something! Now yelling in pain, Myst crawls, reaches out, and grabs one of the 2x4s! He grabs it in both hands, and swings it back over his head, CRACKING Calvin’s skull!JS: OH DAMN, MYST JUST CRUSHED CALVIN’S SKULL! JR: Calvin had that sharpshooter pulled back as far as possible, and it cost him! Calvin is down, and Myst isn’t going anywhere in a hurry, either. Slowly, Myst crawls over to Calvin, and drapes an arm over him!
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Calvin hops up, waiting for Myst! Myst stands up, 180DDT!JS: 180DDT! This could be it, right here! Calvin doesn’t go for a cover, however! He heads to the top rope! IMPERIAL SPLIT FLIPPING LEG DROP! CALVIN NAILS IT, THEN ROLLS OFF TO THE SIDE!JR: IMPERIAL SPLIT! CALVIN CONSTANTINE NEEDS TO MAKE A COVER! Calvin slowly manages to get an arm across Myst’s chest!
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ANOTHER KICKOUT!JR: GOOD LORD! Myst now looks frustrated. Calvin kicked out, but he doesn’t seem to be going anywhere. Myst looks under the ring apron, and pulls out not ONE, but TWO TABLES!JS: THIS DOESN’T LOOK GOOD, JR! MYST SETS UP ONE TABLE! THEN HE SETS UP THE OTHER ON TOP OF THE FIRST! He pulls Constantine up, hits him with a boot to the stomach and a DDT! Then he lifts him up and places him on top of the second table!JR: CONSTANTINE IS OUT, I DON’T THINK HE KNOWS THE TROUBLE HE’S IN! Myst goes under the ring apron again and pulls out…A LADDER!JR: GOOD LORD, WE HAD A LADDER MATCH EARLIER, WHAT THE HELL IS MYST GOING TO DO WITH THAT?!?!?! MYST SLIDES THE LADDER INTO THE RING, AND SLIDES INTO THE RING HIMSELF AND SETS UP THE LADDER!
HE BEGINS TO CLIMB THE LADDER…
CLIMBING…
MYST IS AT THE TOP, 25 FEET ABOVE CONSTANTINE! HE LOOKS DOWN AT CALVIN’S PRONE BODY ON TOP OF THE TWO TABLES! FLASHBULBS EXPLODE, ILLUMINATING THE WHOLE ARENA!JR & JS: DON’T DO IT! MYST LEAPS!
DRAGON’S BREATH SHOOTING STAR FROG SPLASH, OFF THE LADDER, ONTO CALVIN CONSTANTINE, THROGH TWO TABLES!JS & JR: OH MY GOD GOOD GOD OH MY GOD GOOD GOD OH MY GOD GOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!! IT’S ABSOLUTE CARNAGE, BOTH TABLES SMASHED, CALVIN CONSTANTINE AND MYST LYING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE WRECKAGE!JR: CALVIN CONSTANTINE IS DEAD! MYST HAS IT WON! JS: BUT MYST ISN’T MOVING EITHER! The two men are down next to each other, neither of them moving.JR: All Myst has to do is roll over and make a cover! THE REF STARTS THE TEN COUNT!
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THE BELL RINGS!Howard Finkel: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… DUE TO BOTH MEN BEING UNABLE TO CONTINUE… THE MATCH HAS BEEN RULED…A DRAW! JR: FORGET ABOUT THE MATCH, WE NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION FOR THESE MEN! EMTs begin to run out for both men. They reach the two and start to work. BUT, INCREDIBLY, MYST STANDS UP AND PUSHES THEM AWAY FROM HIM!JS: OH MY GOD, HOW IS MYST STANDING? The EMTs beg Myst to stay down, but he ignores them! He looks around the arena, a furious look on his face! Then he actually begins to jog to the back!JR: WHAT THE HELL, HOW IS MYST EVEN ABLE TO STAND, LET ALONE RUN?!?!?!?! JS: I don’t know, but he sure looks pissed! JR: MY GOD, WHAT A MATCH! We have to take a break, the ring area needs to be cleaned up, and more importantly, Calvin Constantine needs medical attention! We’ll be right back! Shot of Constantine being helped to his feet and to the back by EMTs as the crowd applauds.Commercial break:Thursday, September 26
From the Rose Garden, in Portland, Oregon.
Life is a rollercoaster ride.
There are ups.
There are downs.
And we're directly responsible for most of the ups and downs.
Our actions speak louder than our words, they say.
The actions of late in ICW, speak the loudest.
Because the forces of nature in ICW are on a collision course.
The stage? The squared circle.
The stakes? They couldn't be higher.
It's time for ICW to step up.
To rise above the rest.
To rise above the bar set by the annals of time.
To rise to the challenge.
But most importantly.
To...
Rise Before The Fall
LIVE, on Pay-Per-View. JR: Well fans, it's time for a ICW first. It's time for the first ever barbed-wire match here in ICW. JS: That's right, JR. Ultimatum is a night of FIRSTS! Barbed wire is the most...DANGEROUS concoction known to wrestling. And tonight these four men are going to endure it.
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Post by Dave Dangerously on Aug 22, 2008 15:38:29 GMT -6
The bell sounds.
Barbed-Wire Match for the ICW World Tag Team Championship Romulus Maximii (c) vs. The Dangerous Alliance
"Duel of the Fates" hits.JR: Well here come two of the most vile, dispicable men in ICW today, the Maximuses. JS: JR, as much as I have HATRED for these two after putting me out of work to where I couldn't provide food for my FAMILY, I must correct you on that, the correct term would be "Maximii". JR: In any event they're just like you said. WORTHLESS. They think they can come in here are fuck OUR SHIT UP? JS: They're the worst thing to ever happen to ICW, hands-down. Healius Maximus and Centurius Maximus make their way to the ring, carrying their ICW World Tag Team Championship title belts.
Centurius holds open the ropes for the Emperor, who poses to the fans with the tag team title belt. The Gladiator follows suit.JR: This is Healius' return to ICW Pay-Per-View...he hasn't been on once since 2001!!! JS: He should have stayed gone. If Andrew Leigh were here, he'd... JR: What? Leigh would what? JS: He'd...he'd... JR: Face it, Joey. He's dead. Dead. Romulus Maximii disrobe, The Emperor his robe, The Gladiator his Gladatorial armour.
"Apocalypse Please" by Muse hits, as the fans begin to cheer.JR: Well these fans are hoping to see an end to the tyrannical regime of Romulus Maximii here tonight. This marks Dave Dudley- JS: Dangerously, JR. JR: Right, DANGEROUSLY's return to ICW PPV, he hasn't been on PPV since the Triple Terror Tournament, several months ago!!! From the back, come Lou E. Dangerously, and Dave Dangerously collectively known as The Dangerous Alliance. They look very focused, very determined. Lou is wearing wrestling gear- jean shorts and a cutoff t-shirt. Dave wears his usual garb, black wrestling tights.
We see the ropes, which have been replaced by barbed wire. The wire looks dark grey, and almost rusty...JS: This match is going to be not for the weak at heart, JR. JR: You took the words right out of my mouth, Joey. Put the kids to bed on this one, folks. Trust us, if you are sensitive, look away, we don't know what's going to happen. The Dangerous Alliance carefully enter the ring, as Howard Finkel stays on the outside, careful not to brush up against the barbed wire.Howard Finkel: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, OUR NEXT CONTEST, SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, IS FOR THE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP, AND WILL BE CONTESTED INSIDE THE BARBED-WIRE RING!!!
FIRST, THE CHALLENGERS.
FROM NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK.
LOU E. DANGEROUSLY.
DAVE DANGEROUSLY.
THE DANGEROUS, ALLIANCE!!!!!!!
AND THE CHAMPIONS.
THEY ARE FROM WASHINGTON D.C. BY WAY OF ROME, ITALY.
COLLECTIVELY THEY ARE ROMULUS MAXIMII.
THE GLADIATOR, CENTURIUS MAXIMUS.
THE EMPEROR, HEALIUS MAXIMUS!!!!!!!!!The fans boo for Romulus Maximii. The referee holds up the ICW World Tag Team Titles, and calls for the bell.
Ding, ding
The ref hands the belts to the ringside person, and then sprints back to the center of the ring.JS: Here we go, JR. JR: Hold on to your butts! Romulus Maximii and The Dangerous Alliance circle each other.
LOU E. IMMEDIATELY CHARGES THE GLADIATOR!!!!
HE ANSWERS WITH THE LEVIATHAN SPINEBUSTER!!!!!!!!
Dave goes to work on Healius, the two collar-elbow but then end up coming to blows. Left and rights, rights and lefts. Healius whips Dave into the BARBED WIRE ROPES...
DAVE BLOCKS!
HE STOPS, AND FLIES AT HEALIUS WITH A FLYING KNEE TO THE FACE!!!!!!!JS: Dangerously showing why he is one of the greats right there! That ring presence! Dave calls for another flying knee...
BUT HEALIUS COUNTERS, THE SAXA BOTTOM!!!!!
DANGEROUSLY GOES DOWN HARD!!!!!!!JR: AND HEALIUS SHOWS WHY HE IS THE CEREBRAL ASSASIN!!!! Healius makes the cover!
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KICKOUT, BY DAVE DANGEROUSLY!JR: Dangerously, NARROWLY escapes there! The Gladiator picks up Lou E. Dangerously...MILITARY PRESS!!!!
LOU E. GETS TOSSED OVER THE TOP ROPE, AND THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!!!!JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! JR: HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!!!!!! Dave, on the mat, looks at Lou who has gone through the announce table, and is out. The Gladiator snarls in the ring, as he turns his attention to Dave Dangerously.
Healius picks up Dave, BUT DAVE COUNTERS, LOW BLOW TO HEALIUS!!!!!
Healius turns away as Gladiator takes over in his place, but Dave starts to put the fists to The Gladiator. Dave punches away on Centurius Maximus, and then grabs him for an irish whip...
THE GLADIATOR GOES INTO THE ROPES.....
BUT REVERSES!!!!!!! DANGEROUSLY GOES INTO THE BARBED WIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!JR: THE BARBED WIRE CLAIMS IT'S FIRST VICTIM TONIGHT!!!!!!! Dave Dangerously screams in pain, as he rests against the ropes. The Gladiator charges Dangerously.JS: CENTURIUS GOING FOR THE GORE GORE GORE!!!!!! DAVE DANGEROUSLY HITS THE GLADIATOR WITH A SUPERKICK!!!! THE GLADIATOR IS STUNNED!!!!!
Dave whips Gladiator into the turnbuckle!! GLADIATOR HITS A BIT OF BARBED WIRE!!!!!!JR: DANGEROUSLY GAINING MOMENTUM!!!!! WHAT THE, HE'S RUNNING INTO THE BARBED WIRE LOOK OUT!!! Dangerously runs into the turnbuckle and hits a FLYING KNEE!!!!!!!! He rests on the second strand of barbed wire, as he gets tangled up a bit, and then jocks for position, and hits a BULLDOG FROM THE SECOND ROPE OUT OF THE CORNER ONTO THE GLADIATOR!!!!!
DANGEROUSLY MAKES THE COVER!!!!
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HEALIUS HITS THE ROMAN COLLAR TWIST OF FATE ON DANGEROUSLY!!!!!!!
Dangerously's face bounces off the mat, as the Emperor directs traffic. He orders The Gladiator to get a table from outside the ringside area. And the Gladiator obliges, setting up the table in the middle of the ring.JR: What the hell is this??? The Gladiator holds out his arms, and gives a thumbs up. He looks at the Emperor, who gives a single thumbs down, and The Gladiator follows with a DOUBLE thumbs down.JR: Oh no! JS: He's signalling for The Fall of Rome, JR!!! The Gladiator sets up Dave Dangerously...
SUDDENLY, LOU E. THROWS A CHAIR INTO THE RING, HITTING GLADIATOR IN THE HEAD!!! THE CHAIR RICOCHETS AND HITS HEALIUS!
Lou E. enters the ring, as The Gladiator tosses away Dangerously. HE RUNS TOWARDS LOU E., AND JUMPS UP ON THE TABLE,
AND FLIES OFF OF IT, WITH A FLYING RUNNING SPEAR, THE ET-TU!!!!
HE CONNECTS WITH LOU E. DANGEROUSLY, AND THEY GO FLYING THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE ROPES, AS THEY SNAP, AND THEY BOTH FALL TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!JS: OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!! JR: GOOD LORD!!!!!As they fall, and as the barbed-wire snaps, it wraps around them both on the outside. Gladiator lays on top of Lou E. as the barbed wire encompasses them.JR: IN ALL OF MY YEARS, I HAVE NEVER...GOOD GOD DAMN!!!! JS: SOMEONE GET OUT HERE AND HELP THEM!!!!!! WE NEED WIRE CUTTERS!!!!!!! Healius looks on in the ring, in amazement.
He turns to Dangerously just in time to see Dave hit the 4D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE DAVE DANGEROUSLY DEATH DROP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Healius is down, DANGEROUSLY is down!!!JS: 4D! 4D!!! JR: We need help for these two in the ring! We apologize folks. We'll try to keep the action in the ring. The referee, on the outside helping some more referees separate Lou E. Dangerously and The Gladiator, notices what has happened in the ring. Dave has crawled to Healius and draped an arm over his chest. The ref slides in!
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KICKOUT BY HEALIUS!!!!!!! The fans can't believe it!JS: HEALIUS SO CLOSE TO LOSING IT THERE!!!!!! The officials have separated The Gladiator from Lou E. Dangerously, as The Gladiator is bleeding across his arms, belly, and back. Lou is still wrapped in barbed wire, as it is wrapped in his clothing.
The Gladiator gets up and THROWS ALL THE OFFICIALS AND REFEREES OFF OF LOU E. DANGEROUSLY!!!
HE PICKS UP DANGEROUSLY, COVERED IN THE BARBED WIRE, AND HITS THE ENLIGHTENMENT PEDIGREE ON THE RING FLOOR!!!!!
Dangerously is OUT in a pool blood on the mats!JR: NO! NO! STOP THIS MADNESS!!! Dave, seeing what has happened, gets up and runs towards the action, to where there are no barbed wire ropes. DAVE DANGEROUSLY FLIES OFF WITH A SUICIDE DIVE TO THE OUTSIDE...
BUT THE GLADIATOR CATCHES DANGEROUSLY!!!!JR: THE STRENGTH! JS: What's he going to do with him??? DANGEROUSLY WIGGLES FREE, HE FALLS BEHIND THE GLADIATOR AND PUSHES HIM INTO THE RING POST!!!
Dave then picks up a steel chair...CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD OF THE GLADIATOR!!!!
THE GLADIATOR DOESN'T GO DOWN!!!!!
Dave, frustrated throws the chair into the ring. He then charges The Gladiator, who CATCHES HIM BY THE THROAT!!!!JR: Dangerously in trouble, again!!! LOW BLOW TO THE GLADIATOR!!! DAVE HITS THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL ON THE OUTSIDE!!!!JS: GLADIATOR IS DOWN, GLADIATOR IS DOWN!!!!!!! Dave gets up, only to have Healius pull him back into the ring by his hair. Dave whips Healius into the ropes...
HEALIUS TAKES THE BARBED WIRE!!!!
Healius screams in pain, as DANGEROUSLY CHARGES, AND CLOTHESLINES HEALIUS OVER THE TOP BARBED-WIRE ROPE!!!!!!JR: Sweet GOD!!!! JS: THAT WAS RECKLESS!!!!! Dave slides into the ring, as the fans cheer. He sets the table up that was in the middle of the ring, into the corner.
Lou E. struggles on the outside as the referees still try to get the barbed wire off of him.JR: Someone help Lou E. Dangerously. HE'S NOT A WRESTLER, DAMNIT!!!!! Dave looks at Lou, and realizes there's nothing he can do for the moment. The Gladiator slides back into the ring, and gets to his feet, and Dave charges him.JS: Dave going for another running knee strike here- BUT THE GLADIATOR CATCHES HIM, LEVIATHAN SPINEBUSTER!!!!!! GLADIATOR MAKES THE COVER!!!!!
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The Gladiator is frustrated, he looks for The Emperor, and goes to the outside to help him.JR: The Emperor is lucky to have that Gladiator as his manslave. He's wasting time here he could be beating on Dangerously! A fatal mistake, if you ask me. Healius agrees, he points at Gladiator to get back in the ring. Gladiator offers to help him up, and HEALIUS SLAPS THE GLADIATOR!!!!!
The fans are in awe!JS: UT OH!!!!! JR: THE GLADIATOR GETTING SOME DISCIPLINE HERE!!!! The Gladiator looks pissed, as he walks towards Healius, who now looks apologetic.
Healius points behind The Gladiator, who turns around to DAVE DANGEROUSLY WHO HITS GLADIATOR WITH A FLYING CHAIRSHOT!!!!
Gladiator goes down, as Dangerously enters the ring. Healius follows, and charges Dangerously who hits THE MEET YOUR MASTER SPINEBUSTER ON HEALIUS!!!!!JR: DOUBLE A SPINEBUSTER ON THE EMPEROR! DANGEROUSLY MOUNTING QUITE THE OFFENSE HERE!!!! Dangerously motions to the fans, and goes up top!
He climbs the turnbuckle, and wobbily stands on the barbed wire top rope...
AND FLIES OFF WITH LIGHTS IN THE SKY, THE FLYING ELBOW DROP!
IT CONNECTS WITH HEALIUS!!!!!!!!! DANGEROUSLY MAKES THE COVER, HOOKS THE LEG!!!!!!
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KICKOUT BY HEALIUS!!!!!! A COLLECTIVE GASP WASHES OVER THE STAPLES CENTER!!!!!!!!JS: Dave Dangerously was SO CLOSE!!! JR: Healius isn't new at this dance, he knows what's at stake!!!! On the outside, LOU E. DANGEROUSLY IS STANDING ON HIS FEET, COVERED IN BLOOD!!!!!JS: Ohhhhhhhh myyyyyyyy goddddddddddddd... JR: He looks like a man posessed! Lou E walks over to The Gladiator, and pulls off some of the barbed wire he was wrapped in...AND STARTS TO LASH THE GLADIATOR IN THE BACK WITH IT!!!!
Gladiator GRABS THE BARBED WIRE AND PULLS LOU E IN CLOSE AND HITS A SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE!!!! The barbed wire slices the hand wide open on The Gladiator, and the blood starts pouring from it.JR: Oh no. JS: That's just gruesome!!!!! Dave grabs Healius' legs in the middle of the ring, setting up for perhaps a sharpshooter. The Gladiator enters the ring, and WHIPS DANGEROUSLY IN THE BACK WITH THE BARBED WIRE HE TOOK FROM LOU E.!!!!
Dave sees that The Gladiator's hand is bleeding, and Dave GRABS IT AND SQUEEZES IT!!!!!JR: GOOD LORD, MAN!!!!! JS: LOOK AT THAT BLOOD!!!!! The Gladiator is almost in tears, as Dave drop toe-holds The Gladiator, and locks in THE SILENT SCREAM CRIPPLER CROSSFACEJR: SILENT SCREAM, SILENT SCREAM!!!!! JS: WILL THE GLADIATOR TAP? Dave cranks in the Silent Scream as the referee asks The Gladiator if he wants to tap out. Centurius Maximus shakes his head "no".
Dave sees the strand of barbed wire...
AND WRAPS IT AROUND THE GLADIATOR'S THROAT, WHILE LOCKING IN THE CROSSFACE!!!!!!!!JS: THAT IS AN ASSAULT RIGHT THERE!!!!! JR: BARBED WIRE AROUND THE THROAT OF THE GLADIATOR!!!!! Healius intervenes and kicks Dave off of The Gladiator. The Gladiator untangles himself, as Healius whips Dave into the corner...
BUT DAVE REVERSES, HEALIUS GOES FLYING INTO THE CORNER, AND RUNS INTO THE TABLE!!!!JR: Healius laying on that table here! JS: That table did not break, I don't think!!! DAVE CHARGES HEALIUS, THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN TO DANGEROUS-VILLE DOUBLE KNEE INTO THE BACK THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!JS: ELIJAH EXPRESS, ELIJAH EXPRESS!!!!!!! The Emperor is FOLDED UP amist the turnbuckle wreckage.
Lou E. is standing in front of the announce table, on the side where the barbed wire ropes broke earlier.
He looks into the ring, as Dave gets up, and looks at Lou. The fans start to rumble.JR: What's this now? Dave Dangerously: LOUIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....... GET THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!THE FANS GO WILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lou E, bloodied and broken pulls out a table and sets it up on the same side.
HE THEN PRODUCES LIGHTER FLUID, AND IGNITES THE TABLE!!!!!!!JR: BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP HERE! JS: FIRE!!! FIRE!!! THERE'S A FIRE!!!!!! JR: Can you feel the HEAT off of those flames? GOD ALMIGHTY!!! Dave points at the table and picks up The Emperor, and walks him to the edge.JS: THE EMPEROR IS GOING THROUGH THAT TABLE!!!!! JR: NO!!! THIS IS TOO MUCH!!! EVEN FOR HIM!!!!!!!!! Dangerously sets up Healius, he puts him in a fireman's carry...
BUT FROM BEHIND, THE GLADIATOR GRABS DAVE!!! He drops Healius, as The Gladiator sets him up...
THE FALL OF ROME BATISTA BOMB FROM THE RING TO THE FLOOR THROUGH THE BURNING TABLE ONTO DAVE DANGEROUSLY!!!!!
The fans chant HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT!!!!!!JS: OHHHH MY GODDDDDDDDD!!!!!!! JR: AS GOD IS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!!! STOP THE MATCH, STOP THE MATCH!!!!!! Lou E. tries to intervene but The Gladiator is back up and he clotheslines him down.JR: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!!! Gladiator enters the ring, and helps The Emperor up. The Emperor pushes him off.JS: What the hell now? We can hear what is going on in the ring, as the camera gets close.
The Emperor: GO GET THEM, YOU FOOL!!! PIN HIM!!!!
The Gladiator just stares on, trying to help up The Emperor.
The Emperor: YOU INSOLENT---
The Emperor slaps The Gladiator, and looks on.
The Emperor: MUST I DO IT MYSELF???
The Emperor HITS THE SAXA BOTTOM ON THE GLADIATOR!!!!!!!JR: WHAT IN THE WORLD??? THE GLADIATOR GETS RIGHT BACK UP!!!JS: IT HAD NO EFFECT!!! The Gladiator outstretches his arms, and points his thumbs in the air.
The Emperor: I'm sorry! I'M SORRY!!!!
The Gladiator: NO.......MORE.....
The Emperor: Come on!! What are you doing???
The Gladiator: I AM...NOT.....AN........ANIMAL!!!!
THE GLADIATOR GIVES THE THUMBS DOWN, AND HITS THE FALL OF ROME POWERBOMB ONTO THE EMPEROR!!!!!!!!!!!JR: FALL OF ROME, FALL OF ROME!!!!! JS: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!!! The Gladiator LEAVES THE RING AREA!!!!!!
Healius stirs in the ring....JR: WHAT HAS JUST HAPPENED HERE??? JS: Has the Gladiator turned on The Emperor? Dave Dangerously, burns on his back, crawls into the ring, and puts an arm over Healius.JR: WITH THE FATE OF ICW AT STAKE!!!!!!! THE COVER!!!!!
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KICKOUT, BY HEALIUS!!!!!!!!!!!JS: Oh my GOD!!!!!!! WHAT WILL IT TAKE??? Suddenly, from the backstage area...JR: What the hell??? It's LONE WOLF!Lone Wolf enters the ringside area and pulls out a table, setting it up on the opposite side of the ring floor from where the last one was.JS: WHAT IS HE DOING HERE? ? Wolf enters the ring, and picks up Healius...JUGULAR CRUSH PEDIGREE ONTO HEALIUS!!!!!!JR: LONE WOLF ATTACKING HEALIUS HERE!!!!!! Wolf drapes Dave Dangerously over Healius.JS: WHAT IN THE WORLD? The referee counts!
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KICKOUT, BY HEALIUS!!!!!!!!!!JR: Good LORD!!!!!!!! HEALIUS WON'T QUIT!!!!!! JS: I can't believe this!!!!!! LW looks irate.
SUDDENLY--
THE LIGHTS GO OUT!!!!!!!!JR: WHAT. THE. HELL? ? They come back on,
MYST IS ON THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!!
THE FANS ARE GOING WILD!!!!!!!JS: MYST? MYST??? MYST FLIES OFF THE TOP, DRAGON'S BREATH SHOOTING STAR FROG SPLASH ONTO THE EMPEROR!!!!!
Myst gets up immediately after, looking down on the Emperor.JR: WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON??? JS: THEY ARE PUTTING AN END TO HEALIUS HERE!!!!!!! LW and Myst help up Dave to put him on Healius, but he refuses.JR: What the hell is this??? JS: He doesn't want to cover Healius! JR: That's because he has other plans, LOOK!!!!!! Dave Dangerously picks up Healius, and puts him in the fireman's carry, and walks to the side of the ring...
LIVING DANGEROUSLY DEATH VALLEY DRIVER THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE THROUGH THE TABLE TO THE FLOOR ONTO HEALIUS!!!!
The table EXPLODES as Dave and Healius are bloody from the barbed wire.JR: {losing voice} SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!!! JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! LW and Myst help Dave and Healius get back into the ring, and Dave rolls over onto Healius.JR: WILL THIS BE IT? The referee begins his count--
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Winners, by pinfall, and NEW ICW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, DAVE DANGEROUSLY AND LOU E. DANGEROUSLY
"Letting You" by NIN plays, as the fans are actually booing now.JR: WHAT THE HELL? JS: WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!! Howard Finkel: THE WINNERS.....
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NEW!!!!!!!!!! WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, THE DANGEROUS ALLIANCE!!!!!!Lou E. stumbles into the ring with the tag team titles as LW and Myst help up Dave Dangerously. Lou hands Dave one of the belts, and Lou holds up the other.JR: I have NO IDEA what is going on!!!!!! LONE WOLF AND MYST AND DAVE DANGEROUSLY ALL RAISE THEIR ARMS IN THE AIR!!!!!!JS: WHAT THE FUCK? The fans start to throw trash into the ring.JR: Are they- ARE THEY ALL ALLIED? ? JS: I BELIEVED IN LOU E. DANGEROUSLY. I BELIEVED IN DAVE DANGEROUSLY!!!! Lou E. hobbles up and joins the Trio in the arms raised victory, as down the ramp, clapping, come Helter Skelter, Pyro, Seductress, and Really Crazy, The Hardcore Regime.JR: THIS IS SICK, DAMNIT!!! JS: Was it a fair trade, are we rid of Romulus Maximii only to have something worse? The 8 person ensemble in the ring celebrates, as Dave and Lou Dangerously hold their newly won tag team titles in the air.JR: SICKENING! SICKENING!!!!!!!! A video package for Genesis vs. Johnny Q. Public rolls. The two are seen staring each other down back and forth, with little making physical contact. JR: Sickening. SICKENING. What did we just see? JS: I have no idea, JR. I'm as dumbfounded as you are. JR: Well the 60 minute iron man match is next. These two have travelled a long road to get here.
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Post by Dave Dangerously on Aug 22, 2008 17:43:52 GMT -6
JS: It all started after July2Die, with the introduction of the Hail to the King tournament. QPublic defeated Morrigan in the first round, and Juggernaut in the second. Genesis defeated Mayhem in the first round, and Fenyx Kayne in the second. First Round Second Round Third Round SIXTY MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH The Gladiator
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Johnny Q. Public
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Fenyx Kayne
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Mayhem
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GenesisJR: And now we've reached the end of the Hail to the King tournament. The winner will be the new KING OF ICW, and will recieve a World Heavyweight Championship Title shot, to be used at their discretion, at any point within the next year. JS: That's quite the opportunity, JR. You've got Johnny Q. Public, a former ICW World Champion looking at a chance at redemption, and one might wonder if it's one of his last chances he's got left in him. JR: That's an interesting point, Joey. And then you have Genesis, the newcomer, who has promised to clean up the darkness of ICW, and that he's here to "balance the scales". He's undefeated so far here in ICW, as well. JS: The bitterness started between the two when Genesis was victim of a brutal beatdown. No one offered to help from backstage, and he blamed Johnny Q. Public, the so called "leader" of the ICW "resistance" and the "heart and soul" of ICW for not helping. He says he has extended his hand to all of ICW and that he is here to lead us to a greater time and place, but that the favor is not returned, and he must make an example. JR: I'm not so sure that there is any bad blood between these two, and I have a feeling that after this match, we'll be seeing a handshake or two. But that's not to say that both of these men won't BRING IT, and they're going to show the world what they've got, NOW. Ding, dingHoward Finkel: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST, IS THE SIXTY-MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH, AND IS THE FINAL ROUND IN THE HAIL TO THE KING TOURNAMENT!!!
THE RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS. THE MATCH WILL LAST AN ENTIRETY OF SIXTY MINUTES. IN THIS SIXTY MINUTES, THE COMPETITORS MUST SCORE AS MANY WINS AS POSSIBLE, VIA PINFALL, SUBMISSION, COUNTOUT, OR DISQUALIFICATION.
THE COMPETITOR WITH THE MOST WINS AT THE END OF THE SIXTY MINUTE TIME LIMIT WILL BE THE NEW KING OF ICW, AND WILL RECIEVE A WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE SHOT!!!!JR: We're going to crown a new KING and number one contender here at the same time, folks. JS: Exciting. The ring crew is finished putting the ropes back up, now.JR: Here we go! "Genesis" by Justice plays...Howard Finkel: INTRODUCING FIRST.
FROM TORONTO, ONTARIO CANADA.
WEIGHING 235 POUNDS...
GENESIS!!!!!!!!!!!!Genesis comes out to the ring, looking ready, as the fans give a majority great reaction for the ICW newcomer.JS: These fans, and MYSELF for that matter, still don't know what to make of Genesis. JR: I can understand that, Joey. Friend? Or foe? Genesis takes his gear off, and waits in the ring.
"To Take The Black" by the Sword plays...Howard Finkel: AND HIS OPPONENT...
COMING DOWN THE AISLE...
FROM PARTS UNKNOWN.
WEIGHING 220 POUNDS...
JOHNNY Q. PUBLIC!!!!!!!!!Johnny Q. comes out to a huge pop from the crowd! He looks very energetic, but very focused as he enters the ring.JR: And here comes the former ICW Champion! JS: QPublic has been one of the constants here in ICW, during it's tenure. He probably embodies ICW more than anyone else on the roster, JR. JR: I'd agree with that. But what does Genesis embody? What are we going to see out of him? JS: Both of these guys are fan-favorites. So it's going to be a tense situation, either way... The bell sounds again, as both men stare each other down.
Genesis and QPublic lock up in a collar elbow tieup.Time - 59:52JR: You see the time ticking down now! JS: Sixty minutes is a LONG, LONG time JR!!! Genesis whips QPublic into the ropes, QPublic reverses, both men stop in the center of the ring.
Collar elbow tieup now, Genesis with the roll behind into a waistlock, QPublic rolls out of it, ROLLING GENESIS UP WITH A PINFALL ATTEMPT!!!!
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Kickout, by Genesis.JS: QPublic looking to score an early advantage, here! Time: 56:38JR: He's got to be careful, though, as to not run out of energy too soon. QPublic runs off the ropes, catches Genesis with a BULLDOG!!!!! Genesis goes down, QPublic waits for him to get back up.
Genesis gets to his feet, and GOES FOR THE ARCLIGHT SUPERKICK!!!!
QPUBLIC AVOIDS AND SHIFTS INTO A BOXING STANCE!!!!!
GENESIS STUMBLES INTO THE CORNER, FACE FIRST, QPUBLIC HITS THE SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF THE NECK, ATONEMENT!!!
FOLLOWED UP BY A SCHOOLBOY!!!!
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The fans go wild as QPublic celebrates the first victory.Time: 51:42JS: QPublic scores the first pinfall here, just within 10 minutes!!! Genesis gets to his feet, and shakes QPublic's hand. The two square off once more, collar-elbow tieup.JR: Great show of respect by Genesis. This is already proven to be a clinic in wrestling technique. Genesis applies an armbar, QPublic flips through, and applies an armbar of his own.
Genesis counters with some kicks to QPublic's shins, QPublic releases the hold. Genesis grabs QPublic and starts hitting running knee lifts into QPublic's face.
QPublic manages to break free, and sends Genesis into the ropes. Genesis JUMPS UP TO THE TOP ROPE, AND FLIES OFF WITH THE VAN DAMNINATOR, BLINDING LIGHT!!!!!
QPublic goes down, Genesis makes the cover!
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Kickout, by Johnny Q.JS: That was a half a count away there! Genesis picks up QPublic...BUT QPUBLIC ROLLS HIM UP IN THE LA MAHISTRAL CRADLE!!!!
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KICKOUT, BY GENESIS!!!!Time: 44:52JR: Time ticking away here as it's QPublic 1, Genesis Zero! QPublic and Genesis both get up, and Genesis runs towards QPublic with THE INTERCEPTOR, THE RUNNING ENZIGURI...
BUT QPUBLIC DUCKS, GENESIS TAKES OUT THE REFEREE!!!!JS: OH MY GOD, THE REFEREE HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT COMPLETELY!!! JR: It was an obvious accident, on Genesis' part. Genesis is shocked, he checks the referee for help.
BUT FROM BEHIND, QPUBLIC LOCKS IN PUBLIC DISGRACE!!!!!!JR: THE TAZZMISSION! JS: THE KATA-HA-JIME!!!!!! Genesis struggles, as QPublic locks it on tight.JR: Did QPublic even see the ref out, or was he taking advantage of Genesis' back turned? JS: Either way, JR, a sound strategy. They can't afford to be nice the WHOLE TIME! SUDDENLY...
FROM THE BACKSTAGE AREA, COMES LONE WOLF!!!!JR: What the hell??? He enters the ring with a baseball bat, and NAILS QPUBLIC IN THE BACK!!!!!!
QPUBLIC GOES DOWN!!!!!
The fans boo, as LW holds up his bat.JR: COME ON, WHAT THE HELL??? JS: Lone Wolf's new alignment with Dangerously seems to have recharged the Wolf here! GENESIS STARTS TO ATTACK WOLF, NOW!!!!!JR: Genesis fighting back, the referee is down!!!! Suddenly, MYST hits the ring, and comes up behind LW...as Genesis goes for a clothesline on Wolf, WOLF DUCKS, GENESIS GETS NAILED BY THE CALL TO ASHLEY SUPERKICK COURTESY OF MYST!!!!JR: BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!!!!!! Myst leaves the ring just as fast as he came, as we see Dave and Lou Dangerously on the ramp. Wolf walks up slowly, mocking QPublic, and laughing. The fans boo.JS: What is the deal with this new Dangerous Alliance? JR: I don't know, but our two competitors, and the referee are both down!!!!! Time: 39:21JR: Time ticks away, we're almost at the halfway point!!!! Genesis gets to his feet first, closely followed by QPublic. Genesis sees the baseball bat, and goes to throw it out of the ring.
BUT HE KEEPS IT! HE HITS QPUBLIC IN THE BACK WITH THE BAT!!!!
QPUBLIC GOES DOWN!JS: QPUBLIC DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING!!!! JR: That might have been retribution for QPublic applying the Tazzmission when Genesis's back was turned helping the ref! JS: I think they were BOTH misunderstandings, JR. Genesis grabs the referee and pulls him close. Genesis then makes the cover on QPublic!
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The fans give a mixed reaction. QPublic is still down, as the referee is up to his knees now. Genesis runs into the referee, JUMPS ON THE REFEREE'S BACK, JUMPS INTO THE TOP ROPE, AND FLIES OFF WITH THE MOONSAULT, BALANCING THE SCALES!JS: TRIPLE JUMP MOONSAULT!!!! Genesis connects, and makes the cover!!!!!
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Genesis gets up and the fans go wild. QPublic stirs on the mat.JR: Just like that, Genesis is up by one! Time: 33:19JS: Close to halftime here!!!! Genesis picks up QPublic and drop toe holds him into the ropes, QPublic lies on the second rope.
Genesis then runs into the turnbuckle, JUMPS TO THE TOP, AND FLIES TO THE OUTSIDE FOR A LEGDROP ACROSS THE BACK OF QPUBLIC'S HEAD...
BUT QPUBLIC MOVES, GENESIS GOES CRASHING TO THE FLOOR!!!JS: OH MY GOD!!!! QPublic climbs out to the apron, and as Genesis is still seated on the floor, FLIES OFF THE APRON WITH A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF GENESIS!!!!!JR: GOOD LORD!!!! The fans pop for QPublic, as he slides Genesis back into the ring, and makes the cover!
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kickout, by Genesis.Time: 30:01JR: We're halfway through this now!!!! QPublic whips Genesis into the turnbuckle, and follows it up with a running clothesline.
QPublic then climbs the turnbuckle, and starts to mounted punch in the corner, Genesis.JS: QPublic with that boxing background, he sure knows how to throw a punch! 1.....
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The fans go nuts!JR: WHAT A COUNTER INTO THE POWERBOMB! Time: 27:03Genesis holds on to QPublic's feet, and immediately after the powerbomb, LOCKS IN THE TEXAS CLOVERLEAF, ENTROPY!!!!JR: WHAT A BRILLIANT TEXAS CLOVERLEAF! JS: GENESIS MAY HAVE HIM HERE, HE MAY HAVE HIM!!!!!! QPublic struggles to reach the ropes.
He reaches....
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AND GRABS THE ROPES!!!!JS: QPublic grabs the bottom rope, the referee calling for Genesis to break the hold! Genesis does not, HE PULLS QPUBLIC TO THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND REAPPLIES ENTROPY!!!
QPUBLIC HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO TAP OUT!!!!!!!!
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Genesis releases the hold and retreats to a corner, as QPublic hobbles up to one leg and retreats to another corner.JS: QPublic made the smart decision there, he had to tap, he cant wrestle another twenty minutes on one leg! JR: You're right, Joey. Smart move there! Genesis charges towards QPublic who is on one leg.
QPublic KICKS GENESIS IN THE GUT, and hits PAYBACK!!!!!!!
QPUBLIC MAKES THE COVER!!!!
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QPublic gets up as the fans cheer! Genesis holds his jaw.Time: 22:11JS: Near the twenty minute mark QPublic has leveled the score to within one! What a great desperation move there! QPublic watches Genesis get up, and QPublic runs towards him! QPublic slides between Genesis' legs.
HE GOES FOR THE PUBLIC DISGRACE ONCE MORE!!!!!!!!!JR: THERE IT IS!!!!!! GENESIS REVERSES, a kick to the shin of QPublic, followed up by a REVERSE SOCCER KICK TO THE HEAD OF QPUBLIC!!!!!!
BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!Time: 20:00JR: Twenty minutes to go, both men are tired, EXHAUSTED! The referee begins a count.
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Both men are still down!JR: ABSURD! They're calling that a victory for both men! JS: Well JR because in a way it's a LOSS for both men! The referee continues a count, for a second time!
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QPUBLIC MOVES, GENESIS GOES THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ICW, ICW, ICW!!!!!!!!!Time: 17:32JR: JESUS GOD IN HEAVEN!!!! JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! QPublic can't believe it, as right in front of him, Genesis is in a broken bit of table.
QPublic slides back into the ring, and the referee begrudgingly starts the ten count.
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QPublic starts to box Genesis.
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BIG RIGHT HAND!!!!!!!!! GENESIS GOES DOWN!JS: What a right hook! JR: A KNOCKOUT BLOW! Genesis hits the mat, QPublic GOES TO THE TOP!!!! HE HITS THE MOONSAULT, THE FALL!!!!
GENESIS HIT HARD BY QPUBLIC!Time: 12:15JR: THAT'S IT!!!!!! THE FALL!!!!!! QPublic makes the cover!
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QPublic - 5 Genesis - 4
QPublic crawls to the corner, looking up at the screen to see the time left.JS: QPUBLIC WITH THE ADVANTAGE!!!!! JR: WE'RE DOWN TO THE WIRE HERE!!!!! ONE OF THESE MEN WILL BE THE NEW KING OF ICW!!!!! QPublic looking content with letting the clock tick down, while he has the advantage.
Genesis gets up in the middle of the ring. QPublic sees this, and takes a three point stance.JR: QPublic looking to put away Genesis here! Time: 9:49QPublic charges Genesis, BUT OUT OF NOWHERE, GENESIS HITS THE SUPERKICK, ARCLIGHT!!!!!!
THESE FANS GOING WILD!!!!!!!!!!!JS: ARCLIGHT!!!!! WOW!!!!!!!! JR: OUT OF NOWHERE!!!! GOOD LORD!!!!!!!!!! Genesis crawls to QPublic, making the cover!
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QPublic - 5 Genesis - 5
QPublic and Genesis both laying on the mat. The referee begins the count.JR: We're all tied up again! The stakes couldn't be higher!!!! 1......
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Genesis picks up QPublic.....SLEEPER HOLD!JS: Genesis looking to put QPublic out, hopefully to run some time down! JR: A sound strategy! QPublic down to one knee....
BUT FLIPS GENESIS OVER, AND ROLLS HIM UP!!!!!!
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KICKOUT BY GENESIS!!!!!Time: 6:58JR: So close! Genesis gets to his feet, JAPANESE ARM DRAG to Genesis! Genesis to his feet, SMALL PACKAGE BY QPUBLIC!!!!
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KICKOUT, BY GENESIS!!!!!!!
Genesis to his feet, QPublic to his feet. QPublic with the rights and lefts! He whips Genesis into the turnbuckle!Time: 5:20JS: FIVE MINUTES LEFT, HERE!!!!!!!! JR: WE'RE DOWN TO THE WIRE, AND WE'RE TIED, NECK AND NECK! FIVE FALLS A PIECE! WHO WILL BE THE NEW KING OF ICW? Genesis hard into the turnbuckle. QPublic charges with a clothesline.
He sets Genesis on the top rope, and climbs up there with him.JS: QPublic looking for the coup de gras here!!!!! JR: A superplex maybe? QPublic hooks Genesis up.......SUPERPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE....
BUT GENESIS BLOCKS IT!!!!!! HE THROWS QPUBLIC TO THE MAT!!!!
QPublic hits hard, Genesis stays on the top rope.Time: 4:06JS: Genesis with the high road! JR: Business is about to pick up here!!!!! QPublic gets to his feet, Genesis stands on the top rope....
AND FLIES OFF WITH THE FALL FROM GRACE, THE FLYING FRONT DDT!!!!!!!
QPUBLIC CRASHES DOWN HARD, GENESIS MAKES THE COVER, HOOKS THE LEG!!!!!!
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The fans go wild!!!!!!JR: WHAT A MOVE!!!!!!!!!! MY GOD IN HEAVEN!!!!!! JS: GENESIS IS SUPER CRAZY!!!!!! Time: 2:42Both men are down, at this point.
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GENESIS TO HIS FEET!JR: WE'RE DAMN BY-GOD CLOSE HERE! GENESIS ONE AHEAD OF QPUBLIC HERE! Genesis helps QPublic up, QPUBLIC BREAKS FREE, STARTING TO PUNCH AWAY AT GENESIS!JS: GENESIS BEING ROCKED HERE! 1:30QPublic punches away, GENESIS COUNTERS WITH KNEE STRIKES AND KICKS TO THE HIP OF QPUBLIC!JR: BOTH MEN PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS!!!!! Time: 1:00JS: LESS THAN A MINUTE LEFT!!!!!!! Genesis' kicks are blocked by QPublic who resumes the punching.
Genesis goes for a clothesline! QPUBLIC DUCKS, reversal into a rear waistlock!
Genesis reverses, a rear waist lock onto QPublic!
QPublic elbows Genesis, breaks the waistlock!Time: :30JR: DOWN TO THE DAMN WIRE!!!!!! QPublic whips Genesis into the ropes, REVERSAL, QPUBLIC GOES INTO THE ROPES!!!!!
Clothesline by Genesis. QPUBLIC DUCKS!!!!!
GENESIS TURNS AROUND,
QPUBLIC WITH THE SUPERKICK!!!!
GENESIS WITH THE SUPERKICK!!!!!!!
SIMULTANEOUS SUPERKICKS!!!!!!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!JS: OH MY GOD!!!!! JR: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!! Both men lay down on the mat.Time: :17The referee begins the ten count....
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THE WINNER. AND THE NEW KING OF ICW.....
WITH A SCORE OF..............SIX TO FIVE!!!!!!!!!!
GENESIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Genesis" by Justice plays.
Winner, and NEW KING OF ICW, and awarded a ICW World Title Shot, GENESIS
The fans are on their feet!!!!!JR: WHAT A MATCH! GENESIS IS KING!!!! JS: WHAT AN UNBELIEVABLE FINISH JR!!!!!! QPUBLIC WAS SO CLOSE!!!!! Confetti falls from the rafters, as the referee hands Genesis a crown. Genesis doesn't put it on, but holds it.
QPublic gets to his feet, hands on his waist. Genesis walks to the middle of the ring, and extends a hand....
QPUBLIC SHAKES IT!!!!!!!!!
THESE FANS APPLAUD BOTH MEN!!!!!!!!JR: THIS IS WHAT WRESTLING SHOULD BE!!!!!!! THIS IS THE ULTIMATE IN WRESTLING ACHIEVEMENT!!!!! JS: All I can say is.....HAIL TO THE KING, BABY!!!!! Genesis leaves the ring, and walks up the ramp. QPublic salutes the crowd.JR: Genesis is the winner of the HAIL TO THE KING tournament! He gets a title shot as well as the title of KING OF ICW!!!! JS: That was a hard fought victory for the still undefeated Genesis. What a match! Even with that interference! Cameras cut to the back, where we see Michael Cole catching up with Genesis, sweaty.
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Michael Cole: Genesis, Genesis a word with you! Genesis stops, and allows Cole to converse.Cole: That was a hard fought victory! Congratulations, you are the King of ICW! Genesis: Congratulations are indeed in order. The real winner here is ICW, as it moves one step closer to moving out of the Darkness and into the Light. Not only am i the Prodgical son, but I am the savior King as well. QPublic fought the good fight, and he has a place on the side of the Light, but it's now clear he is not the savior of ICW. Cole: You've also recieved a ICW World Title shot, which you can use anytime, good for one year. Genesis: The beginning is the end, but the end is the beginning. A chapter closes, and a new page is written. I have this title shot bestowed upon me. My aim will be true, I am sure of it. Thank you. Genesis walks off.Cole: Back to you!!!! ....GO HAMPTON!!!!!!! The steel cage begins to lower.JR: Thanks, Michael. Folks, this is what it all boils down to. The World Heavyweight Championship. JS: I thought we've seen it all here tonight, wrestling fans. But tonight the ICW World Title will be defended TWICE!!! JR: ScottiePP7, or Dan Hampton will have to wrestle TWICE in this evening. The winner will meet Lightning Bolt. JS: All this went down when both Hampton AND LB pinned Calvin Constantine in that triple threat match last week, JR. JR: ScottiePP7 says he wants competition, he's got it. GAME ON! The bell sounds.
Ding, ding
Steel Cage Match for the ICW World Heavyweight Championship ScottiePP7 (c) vs. Dan HamptonHoward Finkel: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. IT IS NOW TIME FOR OUR FIRST MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING. FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH WILL MEET LIGHTNING BOLT IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS, IN A FIRST BLOOD MATCH!
THAT MATCH, WILL ALSO BE FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!
FIRST, THE FOLLOWING BOUT, SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, IS A STEEL CAGE MATCH! WINNERS ARE DETERMINED BY PINFALL, SUBMISSION, OR BY ESCAPE FROM THE CAGE VIA THE SIDE DOOR, OR BY GOING OVER THE TOP OF THE CAGE!
INTRODUCING FIRST, THE CHALLENGER...
WEIGHING IN TONIGHT AT 198 POUNDS...
FROM LINDENHURST, NEW YORK.
THE GOLDEN ONE........
DAN HAMPTON!!!!!!!!!"Past Tense, Future Perfect" hits, as Dan Hampton makes his way out to a standing ovation. He walks down the ramp, and enters the cage, surveying it. He throws his arms up to the fans.JS: The cage doesn't phase Hampton ONE BIT! JR: Hampton looking to become only the 5th man to be the EWA and ICW World Heavyweight Champions. A prestigious group only consisting of Dave Dudley, Amalek. Myst, and Healius. JS: Michael Cole is surely rooting him on, backstage. JR: And a big shoutout to Michael Cole. I hope the indention my ass made in that seat isn't too big for you. Howard Finkel: And his opponent...
TO BE ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY JOHNNY HOOK, AND THE LOVELY MISS CLEE TARUS.
HE WEIGHS IN AT 208 POUNDS.
HE HAILS FROM BOSTON MASSACHUSETTS.
HE IS MR. CUSTOM MADE,
AND HE IS THE INSANE CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
SCOTTIEPP7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Fireworks go off as "Shipping Up to Boston" hits, and The Conglomerate makes their way to the cage. Clee Tarus shows her titties to the fans, as Johnny Hook carries a steel chair. Scottie proudly wears his ICW World Heavyweight Championship.
He enters the ring, as Clee Tarus and Hook stay on the outside. He holds the ICW title in the air, before handing it to the ref, who holds it up, and hands it to the timekeeper.JR: Scottie accompanied by his conglomerate here. Joey, you have to think they'll be a major factor in this match. JS: Well if they weren't, it just wouldn't be the Conglomerate, now would it JR? The bell sounds.JR: Here we go!!! The cage is locked, as PP7 and Hampton pace each other.JS: This match has been MONTHS in the making! JR: You're right, even BEFORE Scottie was the champion. Hook grabs his steel chair, and THROWS IT UP INTO THE CAGE!!!!!!!JR: The hell is this? Hook and Clee Tarus then proceed to leave the ringside area.JS: Hook threw his chair in the ring! Scottie goes for the chair, but Hampton cuts him off, wailing away with forearms to the back. Hampton picks up Scottie and WHIPS HIM INTO THE CAGE!!!!!!
Scottie lands between the cage and the ropes, and falls to the ring apron.
Hampton charges, to splash the ropes and smash PP7 between them and the cage, but Scottie picks up that STEEL CHAIR!!!
PP7 HOLDS UP THE CHAIR, SO HAMPTON FLIES INTO IT FACE FIRST!!!
Scottie then re-enters the ring, and a VILE CHAIRSHOT TO THE MIDSECTION OF HAMPTON!!!!!!JR: VILE! VILE!!!!! PP7 GOES FOR THE COVER!
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KICKOUT, BY DAN HAMPTON!!!!!!!!
Scottie gets up, and motions for the referee to open the cage door.JS: Scottie wants to walk out right now!!! The referee opens the door, but Hampton gets up, and from behind THROWS THE CHAIR AT SCOTTIE!!!
Scottie gets hit in the back, and steps backwards, into Hampton, who locks in THE STFUPLEX!!!!!!!
THE COVER!!!!!!
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KICKOUT, BY SCOTTIEPP7!!!!!!!JR: HAMPTON A FRACTION OF A SECOND AWAY FROM BEING CHAMPION!!!!! Hampton climbs the cage, as Scottie gets to his feet. Hampton looks down at PP7, who is standing up...THE LAST DANCE OFF THE SIDE OF THE CAGE!!!!!!!
HAMPTON MAKES THE COVER!!!!!
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KICKOUT, BY PP7!!!!!JS: SO CLOSE! Hampton opts for the cage door, and makes his way towards it...
SUDDENLY, FROM THE CROWD COMES LIGHTNING BOLT, HE SLAMS THE CAGE DOOR IN HAMPTON'S FACE!!!!
Hampton falls backwards, as LB produces a lock, and LOCKS THE CAGE CLOSED!!!!!JR: LB FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!!!! JS: LB has a stake in this match, very interesting here!!! HAMPTON BUSTED WIDE OPEN!!!!!!!!!
He turns around to meet ScottiePP7 who is barely standing...SCOTTIE HITS THE MARTINI DDT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!!!!JR: HAMPTON'S FACE THE CRIMSON MASK!!!!!! JS: How will this effect the first blood match!!! Hampton, bleeding profusely, lies on the mat, as Scottie tries to get up too.JR: Both men are down, here! The referee begins his count.
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Hampton NIPS UP, HBK STYLE, ONLY TO BE DRILLED BY A SCOTTIEPP7 MILLION DOLLAR KNEE LIFT!!!!!!!
PP7 MAKES THE COVER!!!!!
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KICKOUT BY DAN HAMPTON!JS: THESE MEN WON'T QUIT, WHEN THE ICW TITLE IS ON THE LINE!!!!!! Scottie gets up, and looks at the cage door. He walks over, and tries to open it himself.JR: PP7's too tired to climb, I think. But that door is locked! SCOTTIE PRODUCES A KEY FROM HIS TIGHTS!!!!! He starts to pick at the lock.JS: PP7 has a KEY? WHO'D HE PAY OFF??? LB grabs a steel chair, and SWINGS IT AT THE DOOR, HITTING PP7'S HEAD IN THE PROCESS!!!!! HE GETS ROCKED BACK AND HAMPTON ROLLS HIM UP IN A SCHOOLBOY!!!!!!!
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KICKOUT, BY SCOTTIEPP7JR: THE CHAMP IN DANGER HERE! JS: Well we now know that Lightning Bolt isn't playing any favorites!!! Hampton sets up the steel chair in the middle of the ring, unfolding it and putting it in it's proper position. He picks up PP7 and leans him on it, and steps back a bit...JS: Hampton going for the fame-asser, CUT THE TENSION here! HAMPTON RUNS, AND PP7 MOVES, CATCHING HAMPTON'S LEG ON THE WAY DOWN, WRENCHING IT ON THE CHAIR!!!!!!JR: GOOD LORD!!!! JS: OH MY GOD!!! HAMPTON'S LEG MUST BE BROKEN IN HALF!!!!!! Hampton writhes in pain on the mat, as Scottie LOCKS IN THE FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK!!!!!!!JR: THAT'S IT, FIGURE FOUR, FIGURE FOUR!!! JS: Hampton MUST tap!!! Hampton screams, Hampton screams.
The referee asks him if he wants to quit, Hampton says "No". PP7 cranks on the Figure Four, Hampton's shoulders go down.
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AND HE REVERSES THE HOLD!!!!!!!! THE PRESSURE IS ON PP7 NOW!JR: Nice reversal by the challenger! JS: PP7 can't hold on now! PP7 relinquishes the hold, as he crawls forward after separation.
LB looks on, still standing outside the ring area.
PP7 gets up first, as Hampton hobbles on one leg. PP7 motions to the fans, and grabs Hampton, AND HITS THE PERFECT-PLEX AND BRIDGE INTO THE PIN!!!!!
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KICKOUT, BY DAN HAMPTON!JS: Hampton won't quit!!!! Scottie, frustrated, stomps Hampton a few times. He looks at the cage door, locked, and he had dropped his key somewhere. He looks up at the top of the cage, and begins to climb!JR: Scottie going for it!!!! Scottie climbs slow, as he stops on the cage to taunt the fans. Hampton gets to his feet, and isn't as wobbily anymore. He climbs up behind PP7.JR: Ut oh, business is about to pick up! JS: Hampton climbing up there on one leg!!! He gets to PP7, and PP7 slams Hampton's face into the cage!!!!! Hampton returns the favor, slamming his head into the cage! They're side-by-side!JR: They're pretty high up there!!!! Hampton jocks for position, and locks in a stunner foward headlock, AND FLIPS OVER PP7, FALLING DOWN TO THE MAT WITH THE REVERSE IMPLANT DDT, PURGATORY CHASM!!!!!!!!JS: THAT'S IT! HE GOT HIM, HE GOT HIM!!!!!!! JR: OH MY! OH MY! Both men are down, as Scottie looks mostly unconcious.
Hampton crawls towards PP7, and places his hand across his chest!
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KICKOUT, BY SCOTTIEPP7!JS: I can't BELIEVE he kicked out of that! JR: Scottie's got more heart than he lets on, Joey! JS: At least the blood has stopped pouring out of Hampton's head! Hampton gets to his feet, PP7 gets to his feet. Hampton wipes the crusty blood from his face, as he approaches PP7 from behind.
He grabs PP7 in a rear waistlock but PP7 KICKS BACKWARDS, THE REVERSE LOW BLOW KICK!!!!!!!!!JR: That's why PP7 is the dirtiest player in the game!!!!! Hampton grabs his groin, as Scottie grabs Hampton, signalling for THE MARTINI DDT!!!!JR: Scottie wants another DDT here!!! JS: THAT MIGHT BE ENOUGH TO PUT HAMPTON AWAY! Scottie locks up Hampton....HAMPTON REVERSES, HE GOES BEHIND PP7, AND LOCKS IN THE TAZZMISSION, THE MEWDAN CLUTCH!!!!!!JR: MEWDAN CLUTCH! TAZZMISSION!!!! JS: THE KATA-HA-JIME!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S IT!!!!!!! Scottie struggles to break free, as Hampton locks it in.
Scottie almost overpowers Hampton, almost carrying him around the ring. HAMPTON DROPS TO THE MAT, LOCKING IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!!!JR: WILL PP7 TAP? ? JS: HE CAN'T BREAK FREE!!!!!! Scottie struggles, but starts to lose momentum. Hampton rocks back and forth, really digging it in.
The referee picks up Scottie's arm....
it falls to the mat.
The referee picks it up again.......
it falls to the mat.
THE REFEREE PICKS IT UP THE THIRD TIME.....
SCOTTIE HOLDS ON, HE HAS MOMENTUM!!!!JR: CAN HE BREAK IT??? JS: IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!! Scottie rallies, but it slowly dwindles.
He drops his arms to the side.
The referee calls for the bell!JR: What? WHAT?? Howard Finkel: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
THE WINNER, AND....
NEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION,
DAN HAMPTON!!!!!!!!
Winner, by knockout, and NEW ICW World Heavyweight Champion, Dan HamptonJR: HAMPTON WINS! HAMPTON IS THE CHAMPION!!!!!! JS: SCOTTIE PASSED OUT!!!!! "Past Tense, Future Perfect" hits as Dan Hampton is awarded the ICW World Heavyweight Championship.
The cage starts to raise, as the fans go wild!JR: HE DID IT! THE KID DID IT!!!!! LB watches the cage rise, on the outside.Howard Finkel: NOW. FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP, IN A FIRST BLOOD MATCH!!!!
THE NEW CHALLENGER...
WEIGHING 196 POUNDS...
FROM CHICO, CALIFORNIA!
LIGHTING BOLT!!!!!!!!!LB slides into the ring, as the fans cheer for him, and the bell sounds.
Ding, Ding
First Blood Match for the ICW World Heavyweight Championship Dan Hampton (c) vs. Lightning BoltJS: This match is happening right now? JR: RIGHT NOW! LB enters the ring, HAMPTON SWINGS THE TITLE AT LB, BUT LB DUCKS!!!!JR: HAMPTON IS READY TO GO! LB kicks Hampton in the gut, Hampton drops the ICW title. LB locks in the armlocks, and hits the AL SNOW HEADBUTTS, CHAIN LIGHTNING!!!!!JS: LB GOING FOR THAT OPEN WOUND FROM EARLIER!!!!! JR: I'm sure LB knew what he was doing there, he caused the wound in the first place!!!! JS: Remember, the first man to BLEED here is the loser. Hampton bled earlier, but is no longer bleeding! JR: You've got to wonder, how long will that wound stay closed? LB whips Hampton into the ropes, and on the rebound, HITS THE THUNDER CLAP SUPERKICK!!!!!
The referee checks Hampton for blood.JR: DID THAT DO IT? JS: Doesn't look like it, JR! JR: This is insane! LB picks up Hampton, and hits THE RUNNING POWERBOMB, LIGHTNING STRIKE.....
BUT NO!!!!! HAMPTON REVERSES, HE HITS BRAIN SURGERY ON LB OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!
BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!!!!!JS: Hampton with the desperation move!!!!! JR: He's pulling out all the stops! Hampton checks the cut on his forehead, to see that it's still closed. He goes to pick up LB, BUT LB GRABS THE ICW TITLE, AND CRUSHES HAMPTON IN THE FACE!!!!
Hampton goes falling down, the referee checks him...
NO BLOOD!!!!!JR: LB SO CLOSE HE CAN TASTE THE BLOOD!!!!!! LB kneels over Hampton, and SLAMS THE TITLE INTO HAMPTON'S FACE!!!!
AND AGAIN!!!!!!!!
AND AGAIN!!!!!!!
AND AGAIN!!!!!!!!JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!! JR: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!! vote democraticThe refere checks Hampton's head, as LB throws down the ICW title...
HAMPTON IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN!!!!!!!!! THE REF CALLS FOR THE BELL!!!!!!!
Winner, by first blood, and NEW ICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, LIGHTNING BOLT!
"Alcohol" plays, as the ref hands LB the ICW title.JR: WHAT? WHAT?? Howard Finkel: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE WINNER BY FIRST BLOOD.
AND....
NEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, LIGHTNING BOLT!!!!!!!!JS: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! WE HAVE A NEW ICW CHAMPION, AGAIN!!!!!! LB: LB'S DREAM HAS COME TRUE!!!!! MY GOD!!!!! HAMPTON BLED!!!! The referee attends to Hampton, who not only is busted wide open, but looks completely disgusted with himself. EMTs come down to assist.
LB holds the belt in the air, as the fans cheer!JR: WHAT A NIGHT!!!!! THE ICW TITLE CHANGED HANDS TWICE!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!! JS: THE FINAL ULTIMATUM WAS SURE GIVEN! THE LANDSCAPE OF ICW HAS CHANGED!!!! JR: WHAT A NIGHT!!!!! "Genesis" by Justice plays.JR: What the hell? JS: Genesis? Our King! From the back comes Genesis, the newly crowned "King of ICW".JR: What's he doing here? LB watches as Genesis comes out to the stage.JS: Wait... HE HAS A REFEREE WITH HIM!!!!! JR: SURELY...HE WANTS HIS TITLE MATCH NOW??? JS: HE'S PULLING A CM PUNK!!!!! Genesis runs to the ring, as the referee slides in, and calls for the bell.JR: WHAT THE HELL? THIS IS HAPPENING!!!!!! LB charges Genesis with the title, but Genesis ducks. LB swings the title and drops it. LB turns around, GENESIS HITS THE SUPERKICK, ARCLIGHT!!!!!!!!!JS: ARCLIGHT!!!!! ARCLIGHT!!!!! JR: WHAT A KICK!!!!!!! LB goes down, GENESIS MAKES THE COVER!!!!!!!!
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Winner, by pinfall, and NEW ICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, Genesis
THE FANS GO WILD!!!!!!!!! THE REFEREE HANDS GENESIS THE BELT!!!!!!JR: I CAN'T FUCKING BE-LIEVE IT!!!!! JS: GENESIS USED HIS TITLE SHOT, AND HE WON!!!!!!!!!! THE KING IS THE CHAMPION!!!!!! JR: NEVER BEFORE HAS THE ICW TITLE CHANGED THREE TIMES IN ONE NIGHT!!!!!!!! Genesis holds the belt up on the turnbuckle to the fans, as he is very excited.JR: GENESIS IS THE CHAMPION!!!!!! GOOD LORD!!!!!!! LB is shown, out from the superkick on the mat. EMTs are carrying off a bloody Dan Hampton.
Genesis is standing on the turnbuckle, holding up the ICW World Title.JS: DOES THIS MEAN THE DARK DAYS FOR ICW ARE OVER??? JR: WHO KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS, BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE...ALL HAIL KING GENESIS!!!!!! GOOD NIGHT FROM LOS ANGELES!!!!! The final shot is Genesis looking at the ICW World Title, with a grin on his face...
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