Post by Dave Dangerously on Aug 28, 2008 17:59:52 GMT -6
Cut to inside the ICW Arena, as the fans are calm, seemingly awaiting for something.
"Letting You" by Nine Inch Nails plays, and they start to boo.
Joey Styles: HELLO EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO THURSDAY, INSANE THURSDAY! I'M JOEY STYLES, IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED ULTIMATUM ON PAY-PER-VIEW YET ORDER THE REPLAY, BECAUSE FRANKLY, WE LIKE YOUR MONEY, AND WE DON'T FEEL LIKE TELLING YOU WHAT HAPPENED!!!!
Dave Dangerously, Myst, Lone Wolf, Lou E. Dangerously, Pyro, Helter Skelter, Seductress, and Really Crazy all come down to the ring. The Dangerouslys have their World Tag Team Titles in tow.
JS: At Ultimatum we saw the apparent formation of a SUPERGROUP with The Dangerous Alliance recruiting Myst, and then joining forces with The Hardcore Regime. This might be the biggest force in ICW's history!!!
The ensemble enters the ring, Lou E. Dangerously grabs the microphone.
Lou E. Dangerously: We are gathered here tonight, to announce several things. ONE, an END TO THE REGIME OF THAT FUCKER, HEALIUS!!!!!!
The fans cheer.
Lou E. Dangerously: AND THE RETURN TO THE WRESTLING WORLD, OF THE GREATEST WRESTLER OF ALL TIME, THE BIGGEST ICON IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT....THE ICON....THE SHOWSTOPPA.....THE MAIN EVENT!!!!!
DAVE DANGEROUSLY!!!!!! AND TOGETHER WITH ME, BECAME YOUR NEW ICW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS. OH TESTIFY!!!!!!
Lou hands the microphone to Dave Dangerously
Dave Dangerously: It was only a matter of time before I planted myself back on top here at ICW. You know, I've been down and out. I've been on the top, and I've been on the bottom. And this last time, reaching the bottom on that downward spiral that Healius was responsible for, I realized something. That it's time I got a little more...Dangerous.
And if you look behind me, I've gotten a LOT more Dangerous. THIS IS THE FINEST THE WRESTLING WORLD HAS TO OFFER. And we're out to dominate the landscape here in ICW. It's time we all took what was ours. THE WRESTLING WORLD UNITES AGAIN. THIS ISN'T THE HARDCORE REGIME.
THIS ISN'T THE DANGEROUS ALLIANCE.
HELL, THIS AIN'T EVEN THE M.W.O.
YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE NEW POWER IN ICW.
THIS.....
THIS IS THE MOST DANGEROUS FACTION IN WRESTLING.
THIS IS THE MDF!!!!!!!!
Styles: If you'll recall, the MDF was a prominent stable in the EWA days, formed by Hoyakillah.
Dave Dangerously: AND IT'S MY TIME....OUR TIME....ONCE AGAIN!!!!
Dave hands the microphone to Lou E. Dangerously
Lou E. Dangerously: And although I'm proud to be a part of this championship, I'm not a wrestler. So, I ANNOUNCE TO YOU, YOUR NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...
Lou hands his belt to Myst
Lou E. Dangerously: DAVE DANGEROUSLY, AND MYST!!!!!!!!
The fans boo
JS: What???
Myst is also handed the microphone.
Myst: This era of chaos, and anarchy will be defined by one man who turns it into organized pain and suffering. The Dark Machine - Myst. When Romulus Maximii gave me that concussion, a whole new world opened up for me. Memories flooded my brain. A full-frontal lobe assault on all of my senses. I realized not only is it an opportunity to reclaim my legacy, but to leave an undelible mark on the face of the wrestling world. To those who have made me suffer, theirs will be tenfold. Dave Dangerously? Who better to bring on armageddon with? The day is at hand. The day of reckoning. The path of destruction begins anew.
Myst hands the microphone to Lone Wolf
Lone Wolf: See, the Hardcore Regime JUST...WASN'T...CUTTING IT. You know, I took my time and I moved my chess pieces and FOR WHAT? FOURTH RATE isn't good enough for the most sadistic man in wrestling history, so I took my chance to cut the fat of the regime and transfigure it into THE MOST Dangerous Faction in Wrestling, the MDF.
The MDF:
Myst
Dave
WolF
WE CLAIM ICW FOR OUR OWN!!!!
The fans boo. Wolf hands the mic to Dave.
Dave Dangerously: Three letters: three words. WE'RE...TAKING...OVER. And it's not a threat, or a promise. It's just a fact. The man you once knew as Dave Dudley is tired of playing games. It's time that I got back to what brought me to the game, in the first place. What brought us ALL to the game...
Living Dangerously.
Dangerously drops the mic, as the MDF raises their arms.
JS: I can't believe it! The super coalition of Dangerously, Myst, and Wolf has just announced their claim to ICW! What a development here!
Wolf raises the arm of Pyro...
AND THEN CLOTHESLINES HIM DOWN!!!!
LW picks Pyro up, and yells at his face, and stands him up. Myst hits THE CALL TO ASHLEY!!!!! Pyro goes down!!!
JS: THE MDF ASSAULTING PYRO, HERE!!!!!!! WHATS GOING ON?
LW is handed a baseball bat by Helter Skelter...AND WOLF CLUBS PYRO IN THE BACK, REPEATEDLY!!!!!! PYRO IS OUT!
The MDF stands over the fallen Pyro, and celebrates, before leaving the ring.
JS: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!!!! THE MDF HAS TURNED ON PYRO!!!!!
Cut to backstage, where we see Dan Hampton, preparing for the battle royal, which is coming up soon.
Suddenly, ScottiePP7 and Johnny Hook approach him. Hampton looks on, as the locker room door closes...
Commercial break:
OMGHAVEYOUWATCHEDTHETERMINATORSARAHCONNORCHRONICLES
ITSREALLYGOOD
Back to live TV
"Kingdom" by VNV Nation plays, and out comes THE NEW ICW World Heavyweight Champion, and KING of ICW, Genesis! The fans are on their feet.
JS: GENESIS, our new ICW Champ comes down for his official statment as King of ICW, and the new champion. The ICW title changed THREE TIMES at Ultimatum. Dan Hampton beating PP7, Lightning Bolt beating Dan Hampton, and Genesis beating LB. That's never happened before!!!!
Genesis gets in the ring, and is handed a microphone.
Genesis: Good evening. ICW, ICW fans...
The landscape has changed.
The Dark fades, giving away to The Light.
I am your champion,
and I am your King.
But I will NOT wear a crown.
I will NOT sit on a throne.
I will ELEVATE YOU ALL to the higher level.
To the blindingly bright love of The Light.
Because my mission is not complete,
My work here is not yet done.
I am the ICW Champion.
I am undefeated.
I am your King.
And I am your savior.
Thy Kingdome Come,
Thy will be done. Thank you.
Genesis drops the microphone, and heads up the ramp.
JS: Well, later tonight, Genesis defends that title in a REMATCH from Ultimatum against Johnny Q. Public!
"Duel of the Fates" hits. The fans boo.
JS: The hell is this?
A frail and broken Emperor, Healius Maximus comes from the back, and limps into the ring. He grabs a microphone.
The Emperor: CUT THE MUSIC. CUT THE MUSIC. ALL OF YOU, SHUT UP!!!!!
The fans boo.
The Emperor: YOU ALL SHOULD BE BOWING DOWN TO ME. ALL OF YOU. I SHOULD BE HERE. I SHOULD BE ON TOP OF ICW. I SHOULD BE ADDRESSING YOU AS CHAMPION. ME! ME!!!! WHERE IS MY GLADIATOR??? CENTURIUS MAXIMUS, I ORDER YOU TO KNEEL AT MY FEET! KNEEL!!!!!!!!!!!
"DIY" by KMFDM hits, and out comes The Gladiator, Centurius Maximus to a mixed reaction.
JS: The Gladiator turned on his master at Ultimatum, leading to The Emperor's downfall, in what was a BRUTAL barbed wire match.
The Gladiator stops on the stage, and has a microphone.
The Emperor: YOU? YOU DARE TO SPEAK? YOU SPEAK WHEN I TELL YOU TO SPEAK. YOU'LL BOW TO ME! I ORDER YOU ALL! I'M NOT FINISHED YET! I AM NOT BROKEN YET! I WILL BE ENLIGHTENED! YOU WILL BE CRUSHED UNDER MY FOOT! YOU-
The Gladiator: ENOUGH!!!!!
The fans cheer.
The Gladiator: YOU USED ME. YOU TORTURED ME. YOU TOOK AWAY EVERYTHING I KNEW TO BE REAL. ALL FOR WHAT? SO YOU COULD FOLLOW YOUR DELUSIONAL DREAM OF BECOMING A CHAMPION AGAIN, EVEN WHEN YOUR BODY IS TOO BROKEN TO DO SO AND YOU SHOULD HAVE RETIRED YEARS AGO???
THAT'S NOT GOING TO WORK WITH ME. SEE, I HAVEN'T BEEN TAKING YOUR LITTLE DRUGS IN A WHILE NOW. SO I'M NOT SO OBIEDIENT, ANYMORE.
The Emperor: YOU WILL BE. I CREATED YOU! I CAN REMOLD-
The Gladiator: ENOUGH. YOU'RE THROUGH, HEALIUS. I'M IN CONTROL NOW. I MAY NOT REMEMBER EVERYTHING...
AND IT MAY TAKE SOME TIME. BUT I'M GOING TO TRY. WHAT YOU DID TO ME...IT MAY NEVER MAKE ME A NORMAL PERSON AGAIN.
BUT...I LIKE BEING DIFFERENT. AND I LIKE BEING IN CONTROL. YOU CAGE THE ANIMAL FOR SO LONG, AND IT BECOMES OBEDIENT.
WELL, THIS ANIMAL HAS BEEN UNLEASHED. THIS ANIMAL BITES THE HAND THAT FEEDS.
I AM NOT A TOOL. I AM NOT A SERVANT. I AM NOT A MACHINE.
I AM NOT A GLADIATOR.
I AM A MAN.
I AM THOMAS HARRISON.
But, at the same time, I'm an animal.
AND THAT ANIMAL'S BEEN UNLEASHED.
The Emperor: ...no. NO! MY WILL BE DONE! YOU WILL FAIL! YOU NEED ME AS I NEED YOU!!! YOU WILL OBEY ME!!!!!!
The Gladiator raises his arms in the air, thumbs up....
AND THEN THUMBS DOWN.
SUDDENLY, FBI AGENTS SWARM THE RING, POINTING THEIR GUNS AT THE EMPEROR!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!
The Gladiator/Harrison smiles, and walks to the back, as Healius puts his hands in the air. We hear an FBI agent talk:
FBI: We finally got you, you fucking bastard.
They handcuff The Emperor, and begin to haul him to the back.
The Emperor: NO! THIS ISN'T THE END! YOU'LL SEE! MY WORK WILL GO ON! I WILL BE THE EMPEROR! They're still out there! THEY'RE STILL OUT THERE.....
Cut to the backstage area, where ICW General Manager Mark McPhail is by the door to the parking lot. The Gladiator walks up.
Mark McPhail: Well Tommy, what's next for you?
The Gladiator/Harrison: A lot of soul-searching, Mr. McPhail. A lot of soul-searching.
McPhail: Will you be back?
The Gladiator/Harrison: ....one can NEVER cage the beast.
The Gladiator walks out the door.
JS: THIS IS NUTS!!!!!! Well fans, I'm being joined here now by THE NYO CHAMPION, Sylver Morrigan, and Morrigan, the battle royal for the title shot at your belt is up next.
Morrigan: Well, let's hope with the introduction of this battle royal to determine a challenger, I can actually get a REAL challenge here. I've been the NYO champ for a while, now. I don't think anyone can stop me, Joey!
JS: Well, I've just been informed that Pyro won't be able to make the battle royal here tonight.
Morrigan: Alas, poor Pyro. I knew him well.
JS: The rules here I'm being told, are simple. Every minute, a new ICW-ite comes into the fray, until all have been entered. Eliminations occur by being tossed over the top rope. The winner gets a title shot NEXT WEEK against you, Morrigan!!!
Morrigan: Bring it on, bitches.
The bell sounds.
"Past Tense, Future Perfect" plays, and out comes Dan Hampton to a ovation from these Philly fans!
JS: Hampton draws number one! What if your brother, Hampton, won?
Morrigan: Brother? Pshh. He'll be begging for mommy like the rest of them.
Hampton makes his way to the ring, with a huge gash in his forehead.
JS: Hampton coming off a short lived title reign at Ultimatum, needed several stitches to close that wound inflicted by both ScottiePP7 and Lightning Bolt.
Morrigan: His forehead looks like a vagina.
JS: You would know.
Morrigan: What does that mean?
JS: Well, you have one.
Morrigan: DAMN RIGHT I DO!
Hampton waits in the ring.
JS: Who drew number two here in this mini- Insane Rumble???
"Here I Come" hits, and out comes Calvin Constantine to a huge pop.
JS: It's Constantine! Wow, Constantine vs. Hampton to start it off!!!
Morrigan: Meh.
JS: Morrigan, Calvin bested you in the finals of the Triple Terror Tournament.
Morrigan: Yeah yeah, now I'm on to bigger and better things.
The bell sounds again, and CC and Hampton instantly get it on!
Hampton whips CC into the ropes, and runs closely behind looking to clothesline him over the top. Constantine LOW BRIDGES THE ROPE, HAMPTON GOES OVER!!!!
BUT HANGS ON!
He rolls back into the ring under the bottom rope, as Constantine puts the boots to him.
Constantine picks Hampton up, BIG BODY SLAM! CC then picks Hampton back up, looking to toss him out.
JS: Constantine looking to throw out Hampton here!
Morrigan: You mind if I smoke?
JS: Actually, yes I do.
Morrigan: Great. Oh did I mention it's a blunt?
Hampton struggles to hold on, as he elbows Constantine in the face. CC lets go of the throw-out attempt, as Hampton slams CC's head into the turnbuckle, before putting the boots to CC's midsection.
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JS: WHO'S IT GOING TO BE???
"More Human Than Human" plays, and out runs Johnny Hook. The fans boo as he hits the ring, and immediately goes after Constantine!
JS: HERE COMES HOOK!
Morrigan: So he's a hooker. Big deal, you want to fight about it?
Hook slams forearms on Constantine's chest, as Hampton looks on.
JS: Wait, was this what Hampton and The Conglomerate were talking about?
Morrigan: Hey, a three way is always a good thing, just ask me and Damaged Ink.
JS: ...EW. Remind me to have that seat and headset burned after tonight's show.
Hook whips Constantine into the ropes, and Hampton and Hook go for a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE on Constantine! Constantine DUCKS, DOUBLE DROPKICK TO HOOK AND HAMPTON!!!!!
They're both down, Constantine ascends the top rope...FLYING CROSS BODY BLOCK ONTO HAMPTON AND HOOK!!!!
JS: OH MY GOD! CONSTANTINE TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS INSIDE THE RING!
Morrigan: Yeah, well until we have a winner I'm still the Chaos Champion, beeitch. Hey, do you want some vodka?
JS: After the show. HEY IT'S TIME FOR A NEW ENTRANT!!!
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"Shipping Up To Boston" hits.
JS: THE HELL? SCOTTIEPP7???
Yup. ScottiePP7 makes his way to the ring, with a steel chair in tow. Constantine is just getting up from the cross body block, when Scottie hits the ring.
JS: BOTH MEMBERS OF THE CONGLOMERATE IN THERE, AND APPARENTLY SOMEONE WHO MIGHT BE ON THEIR PAYROLL, DAN HAMPTON.
Morrigan: My brother does love money. Just about as much as he loves the cock.
JS: Yeah, but you love the cock too.
Morrigan: And how.
PP7 goes for a flying chairshot to Constantine, but CC DUCKS!!!
180DDT BY CALVIN!!!
BUT SCOTTIE THROWS HIM OUT OF IT!!!!
Constantine lands on his feet, but is taken down by a clothesline to the back, courtesy of Hook.
JS: The odds stacked against Calvin Constantine here!
Hampton looks on as Scottie directs traffic. Hook picks up CC... SCOTTIE SETS HIM UP, MILLION DOLLAR KNEE LIFT!!!!!
The fans boo!
JS: JUST LIKE SCOTTIE DID AT JULY2DIE!!!!!!
Scottie smiles as Hook sets up CC again, as Scottie motions for the Martini DDT.
Morrigan: Wow, he's going to hit the Martini DDT on the steel chair!
JS: CONSTANTINE WILL BE FINISHED!!!
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"Tranquilize" plays. The lights go out.
JS: WHAT-
Morrigan: -the fuck?
The lights go out. MYST IS IN THE RING!!!!!!! CALL TO ASHLEY TO JOHNNY HOOK, HE GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!!!
Eliminated, Johnny Hook
PP7 charges Myst, Myst catches him by the throat!!!!!
JS: MYST HAS PP7!!!!
Myst sets up PP7 for the Darkness From Within T-Bone suplex!
FROM BEHIND, HAMPTON WITH THE CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF MYST!!! Scottie is released!
Myst goes down to one knee! Hampton looks to get another chair shot!
JS: IS HAMPTON HELPING PP7 HERE?
CONSTANTINE WITH THE DROPKICK TO THE STEEL CHAIR, IT BOUNCES INTO HAMPTON'S FACE, HAMPTON GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!!
Eliminated, Dan Hampton
Myst looks up and as Scottie goes after Constantine, Myst CLOTHESLINES SCOTTIE OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! The fans BOO!!
Eliminated, ScottiePP7
Myst and Constantine look at each other!
JS: MYST seems unstoppable! These fans were getting behind PP7!
Morrigan: It's better than PP7 getting behind them ZING!!!!
JS: AND NOW IT'S MYST VS. CALVIN!!!!!!! A REMATCH FROM ULTIMATUM WHERE THERE WAS NO WINNER DECIDED!!!!!
Myst and Constantine look off at each other, intense stares.
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Myst and Constantine both look to see who it's going to be.
JS: Looks like I spoke too soon, it might be put off!
"Surfacing" plays, and out comes Mayhem to a mixed reaction!
Morrigan: YEAH BITCH!
JS: Here comes your...what is he?
Morrigan: HE'S MAYHEM!!!!!
Mayhem hits the ring, and goes straight after Myst. Constantine also starts to work over Myst.
JS: Mayhem going after Myst. Could Damaged Ink be targeting Dangerously and Myst for those tag team titles?
Morrigan: Yeah totally. Bring home all the gold to Damaged Ink.
JS: What if Mayhem wins, though? And challenges you? Or Juggernaut, for that matter?
Morrigan: Uh...uh...
Mayhem trying to eliminate Myst with the help of Constantine. He holds on.
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"Evolution" plays.
JS: ALL RIGHT, HERE COMES FENYX KAYNE!!!!!
Morrigan: Yippee.
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Or does he?
JS: Where's he at?
Morrigan: A no show? HAHA! I guess I beat his ass too hard at Ultimatum. Poor baby.
JS: Seriously? Wow! He's really no-showing?
Cut to backstage, where interim GM Mark McPhail is looking frantic.
Mark McPhail: I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS! SEND OUT THE NEXT GUY!!!!!
In the ring, Constantine and Myst are now double teaming Mayhem, pummeling him in the corner.
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"Battery" hits, out runs Lone Wolf!!!
JS: Here comes another member of the newly titled MDF!
Morrigan: Most dangerous fairies?
JS: NO!!!!!
Wolf goes after Mayhem, as now Myst takes control on Constantine.
Wolf trying to eliminate Mayhem now, as Myst and Constantine exchange blows, before Myst locks in a sleeper hold on Constantine.
JS: It's a MDF assault here!
Mayhem almost eliminated by Wolf, but fights back, almost putting Wolf on the outs. Myst and Constantine still locked in the eternal struggle.
Morrigan: Myst just can't seem to get rid of Constantine.
JS: That's because he's a fighter. A REAL CHAMP.
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"Doll Parts" plays.
JS: WHO'S IT GONNA BE?
Seductress runs to the ring, in wrestling gear. She enters the ring, and then slides straight out, and WHIPS MORRIGAN IN THE FACE WITH THE CAT-O-NINE TAILS!!!!
Morrigan is knocked back, as security and referees immediately restrain Seductress.
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!
Morrigan: WHAT THE FUCK, BITCH?
The referees and security send Seductress to the back, as Lone Wolf, having the advantage on Mayhem, looks on in approval.
JS: Seductress, who's with Lone Wolf and now a member of the MDF, JUST ASSAULTED MORRIGAN!
Morrigan: No shit. MY FACE! WHAT THE FUCK?
JS: You gonna make it?
Morrigan: I've taken bigger shots to the face.
JS: ZING!!!!!
In the ring: Lone Wolf almost has Mayhem eliminated. Myst choking Constantine with his boot in the corner.
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"It's Clobberin' Time" hits, and out comes Juggernaut.
Morrigan: My fucking face. YEAH GO JUGGERNAUT!
JS: HERE COMES THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!
Juggernaut jumps up on the ring apron, and as Wolf still tries to eliminate Mayhem, Juggernaut PULLS WOLF DOWN OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!
Eliminated, Lone Wolf
Juggernaut enters the ring.
Morrigan: YEAH!!!!!!!
Wolf on the outside taunts them, as suddenly MYST RUNS OVER AND DROPKICKS MAYHEM AND JUGGERNAUT FROM BEHIND, SENDING THEM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!
Eliminated, Mayhem
Eliminated, Juggernaut
Myst points at them, and yells.
JS: MYST WITH THE DOUBLE ELIMINATION! HE IS DOMINATING THIS MATCH!!!!
From behind, Constantine to his feet, he grabs Myst from behind, AND TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!
Eliminated, Myst
Myst OUTRAGED on the outside.
JS: CONSTANTINE!!!!!
Morrigan: HAHA TAKE THAT!!!!
The fans go wild, as Constantine celebrates in the ring. He crouches down and stares at the ramp, waiting the next challenger.
JS: WHO'S NEXT?
Morrigan: GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLDBERRRRRRRRG
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"Letting You" by NIN plays.
JS: DAVE DANGEROUSLY!!!!! AS JR WOULD SAY, BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP!!!!!
Dave Dangerously runs into the ring, sliding in, and immediately going toe-to-toe with Calvin Constantine, as the two trade lefts and rights.
JR: THIS IS A MUCH AWAITED SHOWDOWN!!!!!
Morrigan: Yawn.
Dangerously whips Constantine into the ropes....HE GOES FOR THE 4D!!!!!!
CONSTANTINE BLOCKS, WHIPS DAVE INTO THE ROPES, DAVE GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!
HE HANGS ON, LANDING ON THE APRON!
JS: DANGEROUSLY ALMOST OUT THERE!!!!!
Constantine runs into the turnbuckle...[/b]HE JUMPS TO THE TOP ROPE, AND FLIES AT DANGEROUSLY WITH A DROPKICK, KNOCKING HIM OFF THE APRON!!!!!
Eliminated, Dave Dangerously[/b]
THE FANS GO WILD!!!!!!![/i]
JS: DANGEROUSLY ELIMINATED!!!!!! CONSTANTINE ELIMINATED THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN WRESTLING!!!
Morrigan: I thought he was The Hardcore Icon.
JS: No, didn't you get the memo?
Constantine celebrates, as he is very tired, being the second man in the battle royal.
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"Alcohol" hits, and out comes Lightning Bolt to a ovation!
JS: LB, fresh off a ICW title victory, albeit short lived, looking ready to go here!
Morrigan: I wish I were drunk. My fucking face.
LB hits the ring, Constantine tries to box it out, but the fresh LB knocks CC into the turnbuckle, punching away on him, before trying to eliminate CC.
JS: These two have been trying to one-up each other for the number one contendership as of late!!!!
CC turns the tables on LB, but it's short lived, as LB is right back in control, punching away on CC.
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"When The Levee Breaks" hits, and out comes Judah "The Lion" Walton. To a mediocre response from the fans.
JS: THE NEWCOMER, JUDAH WALTON!
Morrigan: These fans look as bored as me.
JS: Well, Walton is making his first appearance. They don't know him, yet.
The Lion hits the ring, and starts to club LB in the back. He throws LB off of Constantine, before TRYING TO ELIMINATE CONSTANTINE! LB comes back, and throws The Lion off. LB and The Lion start to duke it out, LB tries to strike The Lion, THE LION LOCKS IN PRAY PREY, PRAY!!!!
LB is in trouble!
JS: Jujigatame by Walton! What a move!
Morrigan: My face, THAT BITCH!
LB goes down, The Lion turns his attention back to Constantine, who tries to gain some momentum. Constantine whips The Lion into the ropes, and shoulder butts his midsection. Constantine turns right around into LB, WHO HITS THE THUNDERCLAP SUPERKICK TO CONSTANTINE knocking him to the mat!
JS: LB WITH THE DESPERATION SUPERKICK OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!
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"Summer Breeze" hits.
JS: WHO'S THE LAST ENTRANT???
Nero Wirtz comes down the aisle, slowly.
JS: ICW newcomer, Nero Wirtz!!!
Morrigan: Whazitz?
JS: WIRTZ?
Morrigan: That wirtz for me.
Babel's Outcast, who is possessed by Hezior, apparently, enters the ring, and goes after LB. He whips LB into The Lion, who in turn whips LB into CONSTANTINE, WHO IN TURN CLOTHESLINES CALVIN CONSTANTINE OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!
Eliminated, Calvin Constantine
LB looks on, smiles, and as he turns around, WIRTZ AND WALTON DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE LIGHTNING BOLT OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!!
Eliminated, Lightning Bolt
LB and Constantine fight their way to the back, as the referees try to separate them.
JS: WE'RE DOWN TO THE FINAL TWO HERE!!!!!! TWO ICW NEWCOMERS!!!!
Wirtz and Walton lock up in the collar elbow, Walton applies the armbar. Wirtz rolls through, and whips Walton into the ropes...HE GOES FOR ABSURD AGONY, THE SUPERKICK!
WALTON DUCKS!!!!!! WIRTZ TURNS AROUND, WALTON JAPANESE ARMDRAGS WIRTZ, OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!! THIS ONE IS OVER!!!!!!!!
Eliminated, Nero Wirtz
The bell sounds, "When The Levee Breaks" plays. Walton celebrates!
JS: In his first match, The Lion is a winner! HE FACES YOU NEXT WEEK MORRIGAN, FOR THAT NYO TITLE!!!!
Winner, and number one contender for the NYO Title, Judah "The Lion" Walton
Morrigan stands up, takes off her headset, and points at Walton. He just stares her down.
The camera shows Wirtz on the outside, staring at the two, with evil(e) intentions...
JS: THE MAIN EVENT IS NEXT!!!!!!!
"Letting You" by Nine Inch Nails plays, and they start to boo.
Joey Styles: HELLO EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO THURSDAY, INSANE THURSDAY! I'M JOEY STYLES, IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED ULTIMATUM ON PAY-PER-VIEW YET ORDER THE REPLAY, BECAUSE FRANKLY, WE LIKE YOUR MONEY, AND WE DON'T FEEL LIKE TELLING YOU WHAT HAPPENED!!!!
Dave Dangerously, Myst, Lone Wolf, Lou E. Dangerously, Pyro, Helter Skelter, Seductress, and Really Crazy all come down to the ring. The Dangerouslys have their World Tag Team Titles in tow.
JS: At Ultimatum we saw the apparent formation of a SUPERGROUP with The Dangerous Alliance recruiting Myst, and then joining forces with The Hardcore Regime. This might be the biggest force in ICW's history!!!
The ensemble enters the ring, Lou E. Dangerously grabs the microphone.
Lou E. Dangerously: We are gathered here tonight, to announce several things. ONE, an END TO THE REGIME OF THAT FUCKER, HEALIUS!!!!!!
The fans cheer.
Lou E. Dangerously: AND THE RETURN TO THE WRESTLING WORLD, OF THE GREATEST WRESTLER OF ALL TIME, THE BIGGEST ICON IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT....THE ICON....THE SHOWSTOPPA.....THE MAIN EVENT!!!!!
DAVE DANGEROUSLY!!!!!! AND TOGETHER WITH ME, BECAME YOUR NEW ICW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS. OH TESTIFY!!!!!!
Lou hands the microphone to Dave Dangerously
Dave Dangerously: It was only a matter of time before I planted myself back on top here at ICW. You know, I've been down and out. I've been on the top, and I've been on the bottom. And this last time, reaching the bottom on that downward spiral that Healius was responsible for, I realized something. That it's time I got a little more...Dangerous.
And if you look behind me, I've gotten a LOT more Dangerous. THIS IS THE FINEST THE WRESTLING WORLD HAS TO OFFER. And we're out to dominate the landscape here in ICW. It's time we all took what was ours. THE WRESTLING WORLD UNITES AGAIN. THIS ISN'T THE HARDCORE REGIME.
THIS ISN'T THE DANGEROUS ALLIANCE.
HELL, THIS AIN'T EVEN THE M.W.O.
YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE NEW POWER IN ICW.
THIS.....
THIS IS THE MOST DANGEROUS FACTION IN WRESTLING.
THIS IS THE MDF!!!!!!!!
Styles: If you'll recall, the MDF was a prominent stable in the EWA days, formed by Hoyakillah.
Dave Dangerously: AND IT'S MY TIME....OUR TIME....ONCE AGAIN!!!!
Dave hands the microphone to Lou E. Dangerously
Lou E. Dangerously: And although I'm proud to be a part of this championship, I'm not a wrestler. So, I ANNOUNCE TO YOU, YOUR NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...
Lou hands his belt to Myst
Lou E. Dangerously: DAVE DANGEROUSLY, AND MYST!!!!!!!!
The fans boo
JS: What???
Myst is also handed the microphone.
Myst: This era of chaos, and anarchy will be defined by one man who turns it into organized pain and suffering. The Dark Machine - Myst. When Romulus Maximii gave me that concussion, a whole new world opened up for me. Memories flooded my brain. A full-frontal lobe assault on all of my senses. I realized not only is it an opportunity to reclaim my legacy, but to leave an undelible mark on the face of the wrestling world. To those who have made me suffer, theirs will be tenfold. Dave Dangerously? Who better to bring on armageddon with? The day is at hand. The day of reckoning. The path of destruction begins anew.
Myst hands the microphone to Lone Wolf
Lone Wolf: See, the Hardcore Regime JUST...WASN'T...CUTTING IT. You know, I took my time and I moved my chess pieces and FOR WHAT? FOURTH RATE isn't good enough for the most sadistic man in wrestling history, so I took my chance to cut the fat of the regime and transfigure it into THE MOST Dangerous Faction in Wrestling, the MDF.
The MDF:
Myst
Dave
WolF
WE CLAIM ICW FOR OUR OWN!!!!
The fans boo. Wolf hands the mic to Dave.
Dave Dangerously: Three letters: three words. WE'RE...TAKING...OVER. And it's not a threat, or a promise. It's just a fact. The man you once knew as Dave Dudley is tired of playing games. It's time that I got back to what brought me to the game, in the first place. What brought us ALL to the game...
Living Dangerously.
Dangerously drops the mic, as the MDF raises their arms.
JS: I can't believe it! The super coalition of Dangerously, Myst, and Wolf has just announced their claim to ICW! What a development here!
Wolf raises the arm of Pyro...
AND THEN CLOTHESLINES HIM DOWN!!!!
LW picks Pyro up, and yells at his face, and stands him up. Myst hits THE CALL TO ASHLEY!!!!! Pyro goes down!!!
JS: THE MDF ASSAULTING PYRO, HERE!!!!!!! WHATS GOING ON?
LW is handed a baseball bat by Helter Skelter...AND WOLF CLUBS PYRO IN THE BACK, REPEATEDLY!!!!!! PYRO IS OUT!
The MDF stands over the fallen Pyro, and celebrates, before leaving the ring.
JS: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!!!! THE MDF HAS TURNED ON PYRO!!!!!
Cut to backstage, where we see Dan Hampton, preparing for the battle royal, which is coming up soon.
Suddenly, ScottiePP7 and Johnny Hook approach him. Hampton looks on, as the locker room door closes...
Commercial break:
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Back to live TV
"Kingdom" by VNV Nation plays, and out comes THE NEW ICW World Heavyweight Champion, and KING of ICW, Genesis! The fans are on their feet.
JS: GENESIS, our new ICW Champ comes down for his official statment as King of ICW, and the new champion. The ICW title changed THREE TIMES at Ultimatum. Dan Hampton beating PP7, Lightning Bolt beating Dan Hampton, and Genesis beating LB. That's never happened before!!!!
Genesis gets in the ring, and is handed a microphone.
Genesis: Good evening. ICW, ICW fans...
The landscape has changed.
The Dark fades, giving away to The Light.
I am your champion,
and I am your King.
But I will NOT wear a crown.
I will NOT sit on a throne.
I will ELEVATE YOU ALL to the higher level.
To the blindingly bright love of The Light.
Because my mission is not complete,
My work here is not yet done.
I am the ICW Champion.
I am undefeated.
I am your King.
And I am your savior.
Thy Kingdome Come,
Thy will be done. Thank you.
Genesis drops the microphone, and heads up the ramp.
JS: Well, later tonight, Genesis defends that title in a REMATCH from Ultimatum against Johnny Q. Public!
"Duel of the Fates" hits. The fans boo.
JS: The hell is this?
A frail and broken Emperor, Healius Maximus comes from the back, and limps into the ring. He grabs a microphone.
The Emperor: CUT THE MUSIC. CUT THE MUSIC. ALL OF YOU, SHUT UP!!!!!
The fans boo.
The Emperor: YOU ALL SHOULD BE BOWING DOWN TO ME. ALL OF YOU. I SHOULD BE HERE. I SHOULD BE ON TOP OF ICW. I SHOULD BE ADDRESSING YOU AS CHAMPION. ME! ME!!!! WHERE IS MY GLADIATOR??? CENTURIUS MAXIMUS, I ORDER YOU TO KNEEL AT MY FEET! KNEEL!!!!!!!!!!!
"DIY" by KMFDM hits, and out comes The Gladiator, Centurius Maximus to a mixed reaction.
JS: The Gladiator turned on his master at Ultimatum, leading to The Emperor's downfall, in what was a BRUTAL barbed wire match.
The Gladiator stops on the stage, and has a microphone.
The Emperor: YOU? YOU DARE TO SPEAK? YOU SPEAK WHEN I TELL YOU TO SPEAK. YOU'LL BOW TO ME! I ORDER YOU ALL! I'M NOT FINISHED YET! I AM NOT BROKEN YET! I WILL BE ENLIGHTENED! YOU WILL BE CRUSHED UNDER MY FOOT! YOU-
The Gladiator: ENOUGH!!!!!
The fans cheer.
The Gladiator: YOU USED ME. YOU TORTURED ME. YOU TOOK AWAY EVERYTHING I KNEW TO BE REAL. ALL FOR WHAT? SO YOU COULD FOLLOW YOUR DELUSIONAL DREAM OF BECOMING A CHAMPION AGAIN, EVEN WHEN YOUR BODY IS TOO BROKEN TO DO SO AND YOU SHOULD HAVE RETIRED YEARS AGO???
THAT'S NOT GOING TO WORK WITH ME. SEE, I HAVEN'T BEEN TAKING YOUR LITTLE DRUGS IN A WHILE NOW. SO I'M NOT SO OBIEDIENT, ANYMORE.
The Emperor: YOU WILL BE. I CREATED YOU! I CAN REMOLD-
The Gladiator: ENOUGH. YOU'RE THROUGH, HEALIUS. I'M IN CONTROL NOW. I MAY NOT REMEMBER EVERYTHING...
AND IT MAY TAKE SOME TIME. BUT I'M GOING TO TRY. WHAT YOU DID TO ME...IT MAY NEVER MAKE ME A NORMAL PERSON AGAIN.
BUT...I LIKE BEING DIFFERENT. AND I LIKE BEING IN CONTROL. YOU CAGE THE ANIMAL FOR SO LONG, AND IT BECOMES OBEDIENT.
WELL, THIS ANIMAL HAS BEEN UNLEASHED. THIS ANIMAL BITES THE HAND THAT FEEDS.
I AM NOT A TOOL. I AM NOT A SERVANT. I AM NOT A MACHINE.
I AM NOT A GLADIATOR.
I AM A MAN.
I AM THOMAS HARRISON.
But, at the same time, I'm an animal.
AND THAT ANIMAL'S BEEN UNLEASHED.
The Emperor: ...no. NO! MY WILL BE DONE! YOU WILL FAIL! YOU NEED ME AS I NEED YOU!!! YOU WILL OBEY ME!!!!!!
The Gladiator raises his arms in the air, thumbs up....
AND THEN THUMBS DOWN.
SUDDENLY, FBI AGENTS SWARM THE RING, POINTING THEIR GUNS AT THE EMPEROR!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!
The Gladiator/Harrison smiles, and walks to the back, as Healius puts his hands in the air. We hear an FBI agent talk:
FBI: We finally got you, you fucking bastard.
They handcuff The Emperor, and begin to haul him to the back.
The Emperor: NO! THIS ISN'T THE END! YOU'LL SEE! MY WORK WILL GO ON! I WILL BE THE EMPEROR! They're still out there! THEY'RE STILL OUT THERE.....
Cut to the backstage area, where ICW General Manager Mark McPhail is by the door to the parking lot. The Gladiator walks up.
Mark McPhail: Well Tommy, what's next for you?
The Gladiator/Harrison: A lot of soul-searching, Mr. McPhail. A lot of soul-searching.
McPhail: Will you be back?
The Gladiator/Harrison: ....one can NEVER cage the beast.
The Gladiator walks out the door.
JS: THIS IS NUTS!!!!!! Well fans, I'm being joined here now by THE NYO CHAMPION, Sylver Morrigan, and Morrigan, the battle royal for the title shot at your belt is up next.
Morrigan: Well, let's hope with the introduction of this battle royal to determine a challenger, I can actually get a REAL challenge here. I've been the NYO champ for a while, now. I don't think anyone can stop me, Joey!
JS: Well, I've just been informed that Pyro won't be able to make the battle royal here tonight.
Morrigan: Alas, poor Pyro. I knew him well.
JS: The rules here I'm being told, are simple. Every minute, a new ICW-ite comes into the fray, until all have been entered. Eliminations occur by being tossed over the top rope. The winner gets a title shot NEXT WEEK against you, Morrigan!!!
Morrigan: Bring it on, bitches.
The bell sounds.
"Past Tense, Future Perfect" plays, and out comes Dan Hampton to a ovation from these Philly fans!
JS: Hampton draws number one! What if your brother, Hampton, won?
Morrigan: Brother? Pshh. He'll be begging for mommy like the rest of them.
Hampton makes his way to the ring, with a huge gash in his forehead.
JS: Hampton coming off a short lived title reign at Ultimatum, needed several stitches to close that wound inflicted by both ScottiePP7 and Lightning Bolt.
Morrigan: His forehead looks like a vagina.
JS: You would know.
Morrigan: What does that mean?
JS: Well, you have one.
Morrigan: DAMN RIGHT I DO!
Hampton waits in the ring.
JS: Who drew number two here in this mini- Insane Rumble???
"Here I Come" hits, and out comes Calvin Constantine to a huge pop.
JS: It's Constantine! Wow, Constantine vs. Hampton to start it off!!!
Morrigan: Meh.
JS: Morrigan, Calvin bested you in the finals of the Triple Terror Tournament.
Morrigan: Yeah yeah, now I'm on to bigger and better things.
The bell sounds again, and CC and Hampton instantly get it on!
Hampton whips CC into the ropes, and runs closely behind looking to clothesline him over the top. Constantine LOW BRIDGES THE ROPE, HAMPTON GOES OVER!!!!
BUT HANGS ON!
He rolls back into the ring under the bottom rope, as Constantine puts the boots to him.
Constantine picks Hampton up, BIG BODY SLAM! CC then picks Hampton back up, looking to toss him out.
JS: Constantine looking to throw out Hampton here!
Morrigan: You mind if I smoke?
JS: Actually, yes I do.
Morrigan: Great. Oh did I mention it's a blunt?
Hampton struggles to hold on, as he elbows Constantine in the face. CC lets go of the throw-out attempt, as Hampton slams CC's head into the turnbuckle, before putting the boots to CC's midsection.
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JS: WHO'S IT GOING TO BE???
"More Human Than Human" plays, and out runs Johnny Hook. The fans boo as he hits the ring, and immediately goes after Constantine!
JS: HERE COMES HOOK!
Morrigan: So he's a hooker. Big deal, you want to fight about it?
Hook slams forearms on Constantine's chest, as Hampton looks on.
JS: Wait, was this what Hampton and The Conglomerate were talking about?
Morrigan: Hey, a three way is always a good thing, just ask me and Damaged Ink.
JS: ...EW. Remind me to have that seat and headset burned after tonight's show.
Hook whips Constantine into the ropes, and Hampton and Hook go for a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE on Constantine! Constantine DUCKS, DOUBLE DROPKICK TO HOOK AND HAMPTON!!!!!
They're both down, Constantine ascends the top rope...FLYING CROSS BODY BLOCK ONTO HAMPTON AND HOOK!!!!
JS: OH MY GOD! CONSTANTINE TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS INSIDE THE RING!
Morrigan: Yeah, well until we have a winner I'm still the Chaos Champion, beeitch. Hey, do you want some vodka?
JS: After the show. HEY IT'S TIME FOR A NEW ENTRANT!!!
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"Shipping Up To Boston" hits.
JS: THE HELL? SCOTTIEPP7???
Yup. ScottiePP7 makes his way to the ring, with a steel chair in tow. Constantine is just getting up from the cross body block, when Scottie hits the ring.
JS: BOTH MEMBERS OF THE CONGLOMERATE IN THERE, AND APPARENTLY SOMEONE WHO MIGHT BE ON THEIR PAYROLL, DAN HAMPTON.
Morrigan: My brother does love money. Just about as much as he loves the cock.
JS: Yeah, but you love the cock too.
Morrigan: And how.
PP7 goes for a flying chairshot to Constantine, but CC DUCKS!!!
180DDT BY CALVIN!!!
BUT SCOTTIE THROWS HIM OUT OF IT!!!!
Constantine lands on his feet, but is taken down by a clothesline to the back, courtesy of Hook.
JS: The odds stacked against Calvin Constantine here!
Hampton looks on as Scottie directs traffic. Hook picks up CC... SCOTTIE SETS HIM UP, MILLION DOLLAR KNEE LIFT!!!!!
The fans boo!
JS: JUST LIKE SCOTTIE DID AT JULY2DIE!!!!!!
Scottie smiles as Hook sets up CC again, as Scottie motions for the Martini DDT.
Morrigan: Wow, he's going to hit the Martini DDT on the steel chair!
JS: CONSTANTINE WILL BE FINISHED!!!
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"Tranquilize" plays. The lights go out.
JS: WHAT-
Morrigan: -the fuck?
The lights go out. MYST IS IN THE RING!!!!!!! CALL TO ASHLEY TO JOHNNY HOOK, HE GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!!!
Eliminated, Johnny Hook
PP7 charges Myst, Myst catches him by the throat!!!!!
JS: MYST HAS PP7!!!!
Myst sets up PP7 for the Darkness From Within T-Bone suplex!
FROM BEHIND, HAMPTON WITH THE CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF MYST!!! Scottie is released!
Myst goes down to one knee! Hampton looks to get another chair shot!
JS: IS HAMPTON HELPING PP7 HERE?
CONSTANTINE WITH THE DROPKICK TO THE STEEL CHAIR, IT BOUNCES INTO HAMPTON'S FACE, HAMPTON GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!!
Eliminated, Dan Hampton
Myst looks up and as Scottie goes after Constantine, Myst CLOTHESLINES SCOTTIE OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! The fans BOO!!
Eliminated, ScottiePP7
Myst and Constantine look at each other!
JS: MYST seems unstoppable! These fans were getting behind PP7!
Morrigan: It's better than PP7 getting behind them ZING!!!!
JS: AND NOW IT'S MYST VS. CALVIN!!!!!!! A REMATCH FROM ULTIMATUM WHERE THERE WAS NO WINNER DECIDED!!!!!
Myst and Constantine look off at each other, intense stares.
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Myst and Constantine both look to see who it's going to be.
JS: Looks like I spoke too soon, it might be put off!
"Surfacing" plays, and out comes Mayhem to a mixed reaction!
Morrigan: YEAH BITCH!
JS: Here comes your...what is he?
Morrigan: HE'S MAYHEM!!!!!
Mayhem hits the ring, and goes straight after Myst. Constantine also starts to work over Myst.
JS: Mayhem going after Myst. Could Damaged Ink be targeting Dangerously and Myst for those tag team titles?
Morrigan: Yeah totally. Bring home all the gold to Damaged Ink.
JS: What if Mayhem wins, though? And challenges you? Or Juggernaut, for that matter?
Morrigan: Uh...uh...
Mayhem trying to eliminate Myst with the help of Constantine. He holds on.
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"Evolution" plays.
JS: ALL RIGHT, HERE COMES FENYX KAYNE!!!!!
Morrigan: Yippee.
....
.................
Or does he?
JS: Where's he at?
Morrigan: A no show? HAHA! I guess I beat his ass too hard at Ultimatum. Poor baby.
JS: Seriously? Wow! He's really no-showing?
Cut to backstage, where interim GM Mark McPhail is looking frantic.
Mark McPhail: I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS! SEND OUT THE NEXT GUY!!!!!
In the ring, Constantine and Myst are now double teaming Mayhem, pummeling him in the corner.
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"Battery" hits, out runs Lone Wolf!!!
JS: Here comes another member of the newly titled MDF!
Morrigan: Most dangerous fairies?
JS: NO!!!!!
Wolf goes after Mayhem, as now Myst takes control on Constantine.
Wolf trying to eliminate Mayhem now, as Myst and Constantine exchange blows, before Myst locks in a sleeper hold on Constantine.
JS: It's a MDF assault here!
Mayhem almost eliminated by Wolf, but fights back, almost putting Wolf on the outs. Myst and Constantine still locked in the eternal struggle.
Morrigan: Myst just can't seem to get rid of Constantine.
JS: That's because he's a fighter. A REAL CHAMP.
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"Doll Parts" plays.
JS: WHO'S IT GONNA BE?
Seductress runs to the ring, in wrestling gear. She enters the ring, and then slides straight out, and WHIPS MORRIGAN IN THE FACE WITH THE CAT-O-NINE TAILS!!!!
Morrigan is knocked back, as security and referees immediately restrain Seductress.
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!
Morrigan: WHAT THE FUCK, BITCH?
The referees and security send Seductress to the back, as Lone Wolf, having the advantage on Mayhem, looks on in approval.
JS: Seductress, who's with Lone Wolf and now a member of the MDF, JUST ASSAULTED MORRIGAN!
Morrigan: No shit. MY FACE! WHAT THE FUCK?
JS: You gonna make it?
Morrigan: I've taken bigger shots to the face.
JS: ZING!!!!!
In the ring: Lone Wolf almost has Mayhem eliminated. Myst choking Constantine with his boot in the corner.
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"It's Clobberin' Time" hits, and out comes Juggernaut.
Morrigan: My fucking face. YEAH GO JUGGERNAUT!
JS: HERE COMES THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!
Juggernaut jumps up on the ring apron, and as Wolf still tries to eliminate Mayhem, Juggernaut PULLS WOLF DOWN OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!
Eliminated, Lone Wolf
Juggernaut enters the ring.
Morrigan: YEAH!!!!!!!
Wolf on the outside taunts them, as suddenly MYST RUNS OVER AND DROPKICKS MAYHEM AND JUGGERNAUT FROM BEHIND, SENDING THEM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!
Eliminated, Mayhem
Eliminated, Juggernaut
Myst points at them, and yells.
JS: MYST WITH THE DOUBLE ELIMINATION! HE IS DOMINATING THIS MATCH!!!!
From behind, Constantine to his feet, he grabs Myst from behind, AND TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!
Eliminated, Myst
Myst OUTRAGED on the outside.
JS: CONSTANTINE!!!!!
Morrigan: HAHA TAKE THAT!!!!
The fans go wild, as Constantine celebrates in the ring. He crouches down and stares at the ramp, waiting the next challenger.
JS: WHO'S NEXT?
Morrigan: GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLDBERRRRRRRRG
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"Letting You" by NIN plays.
JS: DAVE DANGEROUSLY!!!!! AS JR WOULD SAY, BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP!!!!!
Dave Dangerously runs into the ring, sliding in, and immediately going toe-to-toe with Calvin Constantine, as the two trade lefts and rights.
JR: THIS IS A MUCH AWAITED SHOWDOWN!!!!!
Morrigan: Yawn.
Dangerously whips Constantine into the ropes....HE GOES FOR THE 4D!!!!!!
CONSTANTINE BLOCKS, WHIPS DAVE INTO THE ROPES, DAVE GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!
HE HANGS ON, LANDING ON THE APRON!
JS: DANGEROUSLY ALMOST OUT THERE!!!!!
Constantine runs into the turnbuckle...[/b]HE JUMPS TO THE TOP ROPE, AND FLIES AT DANGEROUSLY WITH A DROPKICK, KNOCKING HIM OFF THE APRON!!!!!
Eliminated, Dave Dangerously[/b]
THE FANS GO WILD!!!!!!![/i]
JS: DANGEROUSLY ELIMINATED!!!!!! CONSTANTINE ELIMINATED THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN WRESTLING!!!
Morrigan: I thought he was The Hardcore Icon.
JS: No, didn't you get the memo?
Constantine celebrates, as he is very tired, being the second man in the battle royal.
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"Alcohol" hits, and out comes Lightning Bolt to a ovation!
JS: LB, fresh off a ICW title victory, albeit short lived, looking ready to go here!
Morrigan: I wish I were drunk. My fucking face.
LB hits the ring, Constantine tries to box it out, but the fresh LB knocks CC into the turnbuckle, punching away on him, before trying to eliminate CC.
JS: These two have been trying to one-up each other for the number one contendership as of late!!!!
CC turns the tables on LB, but it's short lived, as LB is right back in control, punching away on CC.
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"When The Levee Breaks" hits, and out comes Judah "The Lion" Walton. To a mediocre response from the fans.
JS: THE NEWCOMER, JUDAH WALTON!
Morrigan: These fans look as bored as me.
JS: Well, Walton is making his first appearance. They don't know him, yet.
The Lion hits the ring, and starts to club LB in the back. He throws LB off of Constantine, before TRYING TO ELIMINATE CONSTANTINE! LB comes back, and throws The Lion off. LB and The Lion start to duke it out, LB tries to strike The Lion, THE LION LOCKS IN PRAY PREY, PRAY!!!!
LB is in trouble!
JS: Jujigatame by Walton! What a move!
Morrigan: My face, THAT BITCH!
LB goes down, The Lion turns his attention back to Constantine, who tries to gain some momentum. Constantine whips The Lion into the ropes, and shoulder butts his midsection. Constantine turns right around into LB, WHO HITS THE THUNDERCLAP SUPERKICK TO CONSTANTINE knocking him to the mat!
JS: LB WITH THE DESPERATION SUPERKICK OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!
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"Summer Breeze" hits.
JS: WHO'S THE LAST ENTRANT???
Nero Wirtz comes down the aisle, slowly.
JS: ICW newcomer, Nero Wirtz!!!
Morrigan: Whazitz?
JS: WIRTZ?
Morrigan: That wirtz for me.
Babel's Outcast, who is possessed by Hezior, apparently, enters the ring, and goes after LB. He whips LB into The Lion, who in turn whips LB into CONSTANTINE, WHO IN TURN CLOTHESLINES CALVIN CONSTANTINE OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!
Eliminated, Calvin Constantine
LB looks on, smiles, and as he turns around, WIRTZ AND WALTON DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE LIGHTNING BOLT OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!!
Eliminated, Lightning Bolt
LB and Constantine fight their way to the back, as the referees try to separate them.
JS: WE'RE DOWN TO THE FINAL TWO HERE!!!!!! TWO ICW NEWCOMERS!!!!
Wirtz and Walton lock up in the collar elbow, Walton applies the armbar. Wirtz rolls through, and whips Walton into the ropes...HE GOES FOR ABSURD AGONY, THE SUPERKICK!
WALTON DUCKS!!!!!! WIRTZ TURNS AROUND, WALTON JAPANESE ARMDRAGS WIRTZ, OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!! THIS ONE IS OVER!!!!!!!!
Eliminated, Nero Wirtz
The bell sounds, "When The Levee Breaks" plays. Walton celebrates!
JS: In his first match, The Lion is a winner! HE FACES YOU NEXT WEEK MORRIGAN, FOR THAT NYO TITLE!!!!
Winner, and number one contender for the NYO Title, Judah "The Lion" Walton
Morrigan stands up, takes off her headset, and points at Walton. He just stares her down.
The camera shows Wirtz on the outside, staring at the two, with evil(e) intentions...
JS: THE MAIN EVENT IS NEXT!!!!!!!