Post by Dave Dangerously on Sept 27, 2008 14:28:22 GMT -6
Tonight:
From the Rose Garden, in Portland, Oregon.
Life is a rollercoaster ride.
There are ups.
There are downs.
And we're directly responsible for most of the ups and downs.
Our actions speak louder than our words, they say.
The actions of late in ICW, speak the loudest.
Because the forces of nature in ICW are on a collision course.
The stage? The squared circle.
The stakes? They couldn't be higher.
It's time for ICW to step up.
To rise above the rest.
To rise above the bar set by the annals of time.
To rise to the challenge.
But most importantly,
To...
Rise Before The Fall
LIVE, on Pay-Per-View!!!!!!
From the Rose Garden, in Portland, Oregon.
Life is a rollercoaster ride.
There are ups.
There are downs.
And we're directly responsible for most of the ups and downs.
Our actions speak louder than our words, they say.
The actions of late in ICW, speak the loudest.
Because the forces of nature in ICW are on a collision course.
The stage? The squared circle.
The stakes? They couldn't be higher.
It's time for ICW to step up.
To rise above the rest.
To rise above the bar set by the annals of time.
To rise to the challenge.
But most importantly,
To...
Rise Before The Fall
LIVE, on Pay-Per-View!!!!!!
The camera pans inside the sold out Rose Garden as ICW is broadcast live from the west coast, Portland Oregon, a capacity crowd.
Fireworks go off from the rafters and the stage, as "Fall Into Sleep" by Mudvayne plays.
We see the scaffolding high above the ring, we see the camera pan the crowd to show such signs as:
"DANGEROUSLY VS. MCCAIN, BOOK IT VINCE!"
"CONSTANTINE IS PALIN'S BITCH!"
"MYST FOR SECRETARY OF DESTRUCTION!"
"SCOTTIEPP7=CONDOLEEZA?"
"LONE WOLF PROMISES NO NEW TAXES IN THE NEXT FOUR YEARS..."
"BUT PROMISES ABORTIONS FOR EVERYONE!"
"SAVE US, Y2A!!!!"
"GOLDEN ONE, GOLDEN ONE!!!!"
"CEREAL KILLER, CEREAL KILLER!"
"CATCHPHRASE HAMPTON FOR PRESIDENT OF BROCTOON!"
"I CAME TO SEE BUBBA SOUTH"
"REALLY?"
"MORRIGAN VS. WALTON - ICW WORLD TITLE, ROLEPLAYMANIA V, BOOK IT DAVE!!!!"
"BOW DOWN TO YOUR TRUE KING, GENESIS!!!!!!!!!!"
"DAMAGED INK FEARS HEPATITIS NEEDLES!"
"HAGAN FEARS THE MENINGITIS CUP!"
The camera finally settles on the announce position.
Jim Ross: WELCOME TO THE SECOND...RISE BEFORE THE FALL!!!!!!!
Joey Styles: Hello everybody welcome to the Rose Garden, in Portland Oregon, I'm the voice of insanity, Joey Styles alongside my broadcast colleague Jim Ross, it's time JR!
JR: It is time, Joey, it is time for the CLASH OF THE TITANS WE CALL RISE BEFORE THE FALL!!! TWO ICW TITLES ON THE LINE TONIGHT, CAREERS, LIVES ON THE LINE!!!!
JS: Lots of firsts tonight JR, especially the first ever TRIPLE THREAT last man standing match for the ICW World Championship.
JR: Also the scaffolding match, and also a highly looked upon match tonight, the 9 lives Ladder Scramble match for the NYO Title!!!!!!!!
JS: I can't wait for that one!
JR: First, we’re about to see the first part of a score settling that’s been weeks in the making.
JS: That’s right, JR. Ever since ICW has reopened, Lone Wolf and Johnny Q. Public have been at odds with each other.
JR: And tonight, both men will get a chance to get even with one another. But their endurance is going to be tested in a best two out of three falls series!
JS: The first match will be a standard, shoot wrestling match, playing to QPublic’s strengths.
JR: The next match will be a HARDCORE match, which is Wolf’s forte.
JS: And finally, if both men have survived, we’ll bear witness to an “I Quit” match, which plays to the strengths of both men-Johnny Q. Public as a submissionist and technician, and Lone Wolf as a sadistic, twisted inflictor of punishment.
JR: It’s old school versus no school, and it’s starting right now!
Howard Finkel: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE OPENING BOUT HERE AT RISE BEFORE THE FALL, WHICH IS PART OF A BEST TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS SERIES, IS A SHOOT WRESTLING MATCH!
Metallica’s “Battery” hits and the crowd erupts with boos.
Howard Finkel: INTRODUCING FIRST…
WEIGHING IN AT 240 POUNDS…
REPRESENTING THE MOST DANGEROUS FACTION IN WRESTLING TODAY…
HE IS…
LONE WOLF!
Wolf comes walking down the ramp carrying his trusty baseball bat. He slides into the ring, and the referee works on parting him and the bat. Wolf feints nailing the ref with the bat before tossing it to the outside with a smirk on his face.
JR: Joey, we know Lone Wolf can trade blows with the best of them. But I have to wonder if he’s going to be out of his element in this match, because he can’t rely on his hardcore abilities.
JS: We’re about to find out!
The Sword’s “To Take the Black” hits, and the crowd explodes for Johnny Q. Public!
Howard Finkel: AND HIS OPPONENT…
WEIGHING IN AT 220 POUNDS…
REPRESENTING THE WAYS OF “CLEANCORE”
HE IS…
JOHNNY Q. PUBLIC!
JR: LISTEN TO THE RECEPTION FOR JOHNNY Q. PUBLIC!
QPublic wastes no time, heading down to the ring briskly and sliding right in. Wolf starts jawing at him, but Johnny doesn’t take the bait, simply smiling at him instead.
JS: You have to believe that Johnny Q. Public is well inside his comfort zone here.
JR: Johnny Q. Public is a man who stands up for what he believes in, who’s stood up for what he believes in from the first day he entered ICW. Now, you can laugh at that, you can say it’s not for you, but when you hear the roar of this crowd when he comes out, one thing you CAN NOT do is dismiss it!
The ref checks each man’s boots and hands. The bell sounds, and the two men begin to circle each other.
JS: Here we go, a shoot wrestling match for the first fall!
Wolf and QPublic quickly lock up, collar to elbow. The stronger Wolf appears to get the upper hand, but QPublic uses Wolf’s aggressiveness against him and quickly slips behind into a back waistlock and a school boy roll up!
1…
2…
Wolf kicks out, and hops up looking PISSED!
JR: Johnny almost had him a moment after the bell had rung!
JS: If Lone Wolf wants to succeed in this environment, he’s going to have to adjust his style!
Wolf looks like he’s a moment away from charging at Johnny, but as if he heard Joey Styles, he seems to calm down and goes back to methodically circling the ring. The two men lock up again, and Johnny quickly applies a side headlock, but this time Wolf gains the upper hand, countering with an atomic drop!
JR: I think he heard you, Joey.
QPublic bounces off Wolf’s knee and toward the ropes. Wolf follows him and whips him to the opposite side, and looks for a back elbow, but Johnny ducks under! Johnny hits the opposite ropes, and Wolf looks for a back drop, but he telegraphs it! Swinging neckbreaker from Johnny Q. Public!
Wolf gets back up, and QPublic goes for a kick to the stomach-but Wolf catches it! But QPublic strikes back with an enziguri, knocking Wolf to the ring floor!
JS: Johnny Q. Public, on the offensive early!
JR: Watching QPublic over the years, he is one of those competitors who can completely take over a match with his energy!
Johnny hits the ropes, looking to stay aggressive, but Wolf is ready for him and catches him with a BIG spinebuster!
JS: And Lone Wolf is a guy who can take over a match with pure aggression, if you’re unfortunate enough to piss him off!
Not hesitating, Wolf steps between Johnny’s legs and looks to lock in a sharpshooter for the Wolf Trap combination! But Johnny is ready for it and sweeps Wolf’s back leg out! Johnny stays aggressive and grabs Wolf’s leg, flipping him over with an ankle lock!
JR: Johnny had that scouted beautifully! Wolf could be in trouble!
Johnny cinches in the ankle lock as the ref checks on Wolf. Wolf disgustedly waves the referee away before easily reaching out and grabbing the bottom rope, forcing Johnny to break the hold.
JS: Wolf looks pissed at himself more than anything!
Both men hop up, with Wolf moving a little gingerly on his ankle. Johnny recognizes this and looks for a roundhouse sweep, but Wolf was playing possum and steps back! With Johnny hunched over in front of him, Wolf rears back and delivers a STIFF kick to Johnny’s forehead!
JR: God DAMN, Johnny just took a steel toed boot right between the eyes!
JS: He might be out cold!
Wolf quickly moves in with a lateral press-
1…
2…
Johnny kicks out!
JR: Johnny kicked out, but I guarantee you he’s seeing stars right now!
Wolf hauls Johnny up and whips him into the ropes, nailing him with a shoulder block on the way back. Johnny seems dazed and Wolf stays on the attack, dropping an elbow to QPublic’s sternum. He makes another cover-
1…
2…
Johnny kicks out!
Wolf slaps at the canvas while yelling at the ref, then hauls Johnny back up again.
JS: Lone Wolf seems to have taken command of the match, QPublic needs to make a move here.
Wolf pulls Johnny up and hoists him onto his shoulders.
JR: It looks like it’s time for the Wolves Den!
But Johnny slips off the back of Wolf! Wolf spins around, Johnny hits him with a boot to the gut, PAYBACK STUNNER AS THE CROWD GOES CRAZY!!!
JR: THE STUNNER, THE STUNNER, IT’S OVER!
Johnny moves in for a cover!
1…
2…
WOLF DRAPES A LEG ON THE BOTTOM ROPE, BREAKING THE COUNT!
JR: WHAT?!?!?!
JS: Wolf got a leg on the ropes! That’s incredible ring awareness, otherwise the match might have been over!
Johnny gets up to his knees, looking frustrated, before pulling Wolf back up…WOLF COUNTERS WITH A SMALL PACKAGE!
The ref slides in to make the count-AND WOLF PROPS HIS FREE LEG UP ON THE ROPES FOR MORE LEVERAGE!
JR: WHAT THE HELL!?!?!
The ref doesn’t see it, and begins to make the count as Johnny wriggles his shoulders furiously!
1…
2…
3!
Winner by pinfall, Lone Wolf
Score: Lone Wolf 1 QPublic 0
The fans boo in disgust.
Howard Finkel: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH BY PINFALL, AND TAKING A ONE TO ZERO FALL LEAD IN THE BEST TWO OF THREE FALLS SERIES, LONE WOLF!
Wolf quickly slides out of the ring, grabbing his bat, and begins backing up the ramp, laughing and yelling at Johnny Q. Public, who’s pleading his case to the ref.
JR: DAMNIT, WOLF JUST STOLE THIS FROM QPUBLIC!
JS: First he used the ropes LEGALLY to avoid being pinned, then he used them to gain an illegal advantage to make the pinfall! And now QPublic will have to survive a hardcore match with Wolf if he wants to come out on top in the series!
JR: This is a DAMNED TRAVESTY, Joey!
ICW NYO Championship
9 Lives Ladder Scramble
Judah Walton (c) v. Sylver Morrigan v. Nero Wirtz v. Juggernaut v. Seductress
v. Bubba South v. Mayhem v. Lightning Bolt v. Mike Anvil
9 Lives Ladder Scramble
Judah Walton (c) v. Sylver Morrigan v. Nero Wirtz v. Juggernaut v. Seductress
v. Bubba South v. Mayhem v. Lightning Bolt v. Mike Anvil
Howard Finkel: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. OUR NEXT BOUT HERE AT RISE BEFORE THE FALL IS A LADDER MATCH, AND IS FOR THE ICW NAME-YOUR-OWN CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!
The fans cheer, "Alcohol" plays
Howard Finkel: INTRODUCING FIRST, COMING DOWN THE AISLE...
FROM CHICO, CALIFORNIA...
WEIGHING 196 POUNDS...
LIGHTNING BOLT!!!!!!!!!!
LB enters the ring, as the fans cheer.
JS: The former ICW World Champ hoping to relcaim some gold here tonight.
JR: This match certainly favors LB, as it's just a big clusterfuck of a match.
Howard Finkel: INTRODUCING NEXT...
"Cyberwaste" by Fear Factory hits.
Howard Finkel: COMING DOWN THE AISLE...
FROM PARTS UNKNOWN....
THEY ARE THE ICW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...
JUGGERNAUT...
MAYHEM.......
DAMAGED INK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damaged Ink walk out to the ring, and enter it, to a pretty good reaction from these fans.
JR: The ICW World Tag Team Champions! You know, maybe Jack Juggernaut and Chris Mayhem might be interested in bringing some ADDITIONAL gold back to Damaged Ink.
JS: Yeah, but the question is will they go against each other, to do so?
JR: They've shown more teamwork than any other entity and ICW so FAR, so we'll have to see.
"Sick of Life" hits
Howard Finkel: And NEXT..
SYLVER MORRIGAN!!!!!!!!!!
Morrigan walks down the ring, and joins her teammates in the ring, as the fans cheer.
JR: There is the FORMER ICW NYO champion and she was actually the LONGEST REIGNING NYO Champ of all time, Joey.
JS: Morrigan out to prove that she is the rightful owner of that belt, that belt that hangs high above the ring, JR. And she's got to survive this match, because she has another one later!
JR: You've got to wonder how much Morrigan is going to give it in this match. She has had to decide which title opportunity is more meaningful to her! If she risks too much in this match, she might not be able to give it her full in the triple threat later.
"Summer Breeze" hits.
Howard Finkel: THE NEXT CHALLENGER...
COMING DOWN THE AISLE...
FROM LANCASTER, PENNSYLVANIA...
WEIGHING 175 POUNDS...
TO BE ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY HEZIOR...
NERO WIRTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wirtz comes out to a booing from the normal people in the crowd, and lots of titty-showing from the gothic girls. Nice. But yeah, I like tits. The pasty white funbags look like camera flashes going off in the crowd. Wirtz looks like he's arguing with himself.
Howard Finkel: AND NEXT...
"Doll Parts" hits
Howard Finkel: COMING DOWN THE AISLE...
WEIGHING 150 POUNDS,
SEDUCTRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seductress walks down the ramp, holding her cat-o'nine tails.
JR: Not much has been seen of Seductress so far, Joey.
JS: Look at that outfit!
JR: Yeah...you can almost see her kidneys.
"Holy Roller" hits...
Howard Finkel: COMING NEXT...
FROM SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA...
WEIGHING IN AT 280 POUNDS....
MIKE ANVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anvil walks out, as the fans boo.
"To Arms in Dixie" hits.
Howard Finkel: NEXT...
FROM GOOSEPIMPLE JUNCTION...
WEIGHING 315 POUNDS...
BUBBA SOUTH!!!!!!!!!
South comes out, a'grinnin. The fans cheer as he stomps and claps on his way to the ring.
JR: Here comes the good ol' boy, Bubba South!
JS: Wasn't he in Deliverance?
JR: Come on now, Joey! Not all country folks are hicks!
JS: Yeah but he has a card in his billfold that says "Card-carrying Hick. See, here's the card!" He showed me, in the back.
JR: That's nonsense.
JS: You'd better not go all "Stone Cold" for him, you regional racist.
"When The Levee Breaks" hits...
Howard Finkel: AND INTRODUCING THE CHAMPION!
HE WEIGHS IN AT 245 POUNDS..
HE IS THE ICW NAME YOUR OWN CHAMPION...
HE IS JUDAH, "THE LION" WALTON!!!!!!!!!!!
Walton comes out to a huge ovation. He walks down the ramp, and walks past the ladder that is set up. There are several other ladders that line the ring area. The ICW NYO title hangs above the rafters.
In the ring, Morrigan, LB, Juggernaut, Mayhem. To the left of Walton, Seductress, South. To the right of Walton, Anvil, Wirtz...
Walton grabs the ladder that is standing there, and SLIDES INTO THE RING!!!!!!!!
JR: HERE WE GO!!!!!
Walton slides in with the ladder, and SWINGS IT AT LB, KNOCKING HIM OUT OF THE RING!!!!!!!!!
MORRIGAN DROPKICKS THE LADDER INTO WALTON'S FACE!!!!!!! MAYHEM GOES TO THE OUTSIDE, WHERE ANVIL AND WIRTZ ARE FIGHTING OVER A LADDER, AND JUGGERNAUT GOES TO THE OTHERSIDE, WHERE SOUTH AND SEDUCTRESS ARE FIGHTING OVER THEIRS!!!!
JS: ALL HELL BREAKING LOOSE!!!!!!
Morrigan picks up the ladder, and sets it up in the center of the ring.
JR: MORRIGAN GOING FOR IT EARLY!!!!
Morrigan starts to climb.
Meanwhile, on the outside, Juggernaut slams the ladder into South, knocking him down.
Seductress enters the ring, and WHIPS MORRIGAN WITH THE CAT-O-NINE TAILS!
Morrigan is stopped in her climb.
On the other side, Mayhem is brawling it out with Mike Anvil before Nero Wirtz picks up the ladder, and slides it into the ring. LB runs at Wirtz with a clothesline, but Wirtz ducks, and LB GOES INTO THE RING POST!
JS: NO ONE HOME FOR LB!
Morrigan, holding her back from the whip, FLIES OFF THE LADDER WITH A BRUTAL HURRICANRANA ONTO SEDUCTRESS!!!!!!
Seductress flies out of the ring.
On the outside, it's Juggernaut and Wirtz battling it out, and Mayhem and Anvil slugging it out.
In the ring, Morrigan begins to climb the ladder again. Bubba South in the ring now to intervene, but Walton is there to stop him, WHO TACKLES HIM DOWN AND BEGINS THE MOUNTED PUNCH!!!!
JR: WALTON DOMINATING BUBBA SOUTH HERE!!!!
Walton gets up, as Morrigan climbs the ladder...AND HE TIPS THE LADDER OVER!!!!!!
BUT MORRIGAN LANDS ON THE TOP ROPE, SHE FLIES OFF AT WALTON WITH BAD MAGICK!!!!!!!!
Walton goes down!!!!! The fans chant ICW, ICW, ICW!!!!!
Juggernaut and Mayhem in the ring now, setting the ladder back up. Mike Anvil enters the ring from the other side, holding up a ladder himself!!!!!! HE CHARGES THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, THEY SCATTER OUT OF THE WAY, THE LADDER HITS MORRIGAN, KNOCKING HER DOWN!!!!!
Juggernaut grabs the ladder from Anvil, and swings it back at him! ANVIL DUCKS, JUGGERNAUT HITS MAYHEM WITH THE LADDER, IN THE FACE!!!!!!
JS: GOOD LORD!
JR: WHAT A MISTAKE!!!!
Juggernaut, shocked, takes his eyes off of Anvil, WHO CATCHES JUGGERNAUT WITH THE SHANK-CHOKESLAM INTO A BACKBREAKER!
Juggernaut is down, as Anvil stands victorious! He starts to climb the ladder!
JR: ANVIL CAPITALIZING HERE! HE'S GOING FOR IT!!!!!!
Meanwhile, Wirtz has climbed up on top of the apron, and climbs to the third rope...AND HE STARTS TO SPAZ!!!!!!
JR: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH WIRTZ?
Wirtz looks FOCUSED IMMEDIATELY HE FLIES OFF AT ANVIL FROM THE TOP ROPE, HE HITS AN ARMBAR TAKE DOWN OFF OF THE LADDER IN MIDAIR ONTO ANVIL, THROWING HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS AND LOCKING IN THE CONFUTATIS MALEDICTUS!!!!!!!
Anvil is down, screaming in pain!!!!!
JR: WIRTZ LOOKS LIKE A MAN POSESSED!
JS: HE'S LIKE A DIFFERENT MAN!!!!!
Meanwhile, up top WE SEE LIGHTNING BOLT, HE FLIES OFF WITH THE 450 SPLASH ONTO WIRTZ AND ANVIL!!!!
THE FANS CHANT, ICW, ICW, ICW!!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!
LB gets up and starts to climb the ladder.
BUBBA SOUTH ENTERS THE RING, AND CLIMBS UP BEHIND LB....
BUBBA LIFTS LB UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS...
SOUTHERN REVIVAL F-5 OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER ONTO LB!!!!!!!!
THE FANS COLLECTIVELY GASP!!!!!!!
JR: GOOD....LORD!!!!!!!!
Bubba gets up, and starts to climb the ladder, but from behind, SEDUCTRESS ATTACKS HIM!
BUBBA TURNS AROUND, PISSED, AND STARTS TO STALK YA'LL....
BUT MORRIGAN FROM BEHIND HITS SEDUCTRESS WITH THE LADDER, SENDING HER CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!
MORRIGAN THEN THROWS THE LADDER DOWN ONTO SEDUCTRESS FROM INSIDE THE RING!!!!!!
SEDUCTRESS IS SMASHED!
JR: Jesus CHRIST!
JS: CAAAAAAAAATFIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Morrigan turns around......MUSCLE BUSTER ON MORRIGAN COURTESTY OF BUBBA SOUTH! IT'S HERITAGE, NOT HATE!!!!!!!!!
JR: THAT'S A SLOBBERKNOCKER!!!!!!!
South gets up, all pumped up, only to recieve a THUNDERCLAP SUPERKICK COURTESY OF LIGHTNING BOLT!!!!
South falls to the outside, as LB turns around to see Juggernaut and Mayhem standing tall, and DAMAGED INK HITS THE DEGREDATION ON LB!!!!!!
LB IS DOWN, as Juggernaut and Mayhem begin to shove each other around!
JR: TENSION BETWEEN THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!
Mayhem shoves Juggernaut, and as Juggernaut walks back towards Mayhem FROM BEHIND NERO WIRTZ WITH THE ABSURD AGONY SUPERKICK, JUGGERNAUT DROPS TO THE MAT, IT CONNECTS WITH MAYHEM, SENDING HIM FLYING TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!!
Juggernaut back up, he hits the DEATH CAMP SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE ON WIRTZ!
JS: THAT KICK WAS MEANT FOR JUGGERNAUT!
JR: Mayhem took the full effect, however!!!!
On the outside, Anvil has set up a table, and a ladder connecting from the ring apron to the guard railing.
Anvil enters the ring with a steel chair...HUGE STEEL CHAIR SHOT TO THE CRANIUM OF JUGGERNAUT!!!!
Anvil turns around.....DROPKICK TO THE FACE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR COURTESY OF JUDAH WALTON!!!!!!!!!
JR: WOW! THE NYO CHAMP WITH A GREAT MOVE THERE!
Judah sets the ladder up, but Bubba South is there to stop him. Bubba tries brawling with Walton, and then whips Walton into the ropes, WALTON REVERSES INTO THE PRAY PREY PRAY!!!! BUBBA TAPS OUT, BUT IT IS USELESS!!!!!!
Walton releases the hold, as LB is back up in action and confronting Walton. LB goes for the THUNDERCLAP, but WALTON BLOCKS IT, AND SETS UP LB FOR THE JUNGLE BOMB, AND IT CONNECTS GOING OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE FLOOR THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!! LB IS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
ICW, ICW, ICW!!!!!!!!!
Walton climbs the ladder, GOING FOR THE NYO TITLE!!!!!!!!
JS: THE LION IS CLOSE TO SUCCESSFULLY DEFENDING HIS TITLE HERE!!!!
JR: JUST A FEW MORE STEPS!!!!!!!!
MORRIGAN BACK UP, CLIMBING THE LADDER BEHIND WALTON. THE TWO BATTLE IT OUT ON THE TOP OF THE LADDER, BUT MORRIGAN LOCKS IN A DRAGON SLEEPER, AND DRIVES WALTON INTO THE MAT FROM THE LADDER WITH THE REVERSE DDT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JS: MORRIGAN WITH THE TIMEBOMB!!!!!!!!
JR: AND IT JUST WENT OFF IN HER FACE!!!!!!!
JS: DON'T GO THERE GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!
The fans are going wild, as Morrigan is to her feet, Juggernaut helps her climb, as he sets up a second ladder IN the ring.
Morrigan climbing slow, as now Mayhem is in the ring as the two argue.
JR: THERE IS SOME SORT OF LACK OF COMMUNICATION HERE BETWEEN THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
Wirtz JUMPS TO THE TOP ROPE, AND JUMPS ON THE LADDER THAT JUGGERNAUT JUST SET UP! HE THEN MAKES A FLYING LEAP TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, GOING FOR THE BELT!!!!!!!
JR: OH MY!!!!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
Wirtz MISSES, BUT LANDS ON THE LADDER THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF MORRIGAN!!!!!!!
Juggernaut and Mayhem realize Morrigan is in danger now, and go to intervene.
WIRTZ GRABS MORRIGAN FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER AND FLIES OFF THE LADDER TO THE MAT WITH QUIA SUMUS LEGIO, THE CODE-BREAKER FROM HELL!!!!
Juggernaut and Mayhem pick up Wirtz who is just as beaten as Morrigan, and throw him out of the ring.
JR: WIRTZ TAKEN OUT AFTER AN AMAZING DISPLAY OF SKILL!!!!!
Mayhem and Juggernaut turn around into SIMULTANEOUS DDT'S FROM MIKE ANVIL AND BUBBA SOUTH, RESPECTIVELY!!!!
Mayhem and Juggs roll out of the ring, as Mike Anvil and Bubba South stare each other down.
JR: HERE WE GO!
THEY COME TO BLOWS...
BUT WALTON SWEEPS OUT ANVIL'S LEGS BEFORE IT CAN HAPPEN! WALTON UP NOW, WHIPS BUBA INTO THE CORNER WHERE THE LADDER HAS BEEN SET UP, AND THE LADDER CLOSES UPON IMPACT! WALTON FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A FLYING KNEE STRIKE TO BUBBA! BUBBA LAYS IN THE CORNER ON THE LADDER!
Anvil takes the opportunity to climb the ladder directly behind Walton, and he does. Walton sees this, and climbs the otherside of the ladder. Anvil is slow to climb, but Walton climbs a little faster.
JS: BOTH MEN ON THAT LADDER NOW!!
AND WALTON FLIPS OVER WITH A POWER BOMB ON ANVIL WHO IS SENT FLYING INTO THE CORNER, CRASHING INTO BUBBA SOUTH AND THE LADDER!!!!!!
ICW, ICW, ICW!
JR: GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY! ANVIL AND SOUTH HAVE BEEN DECIMATED!
JS: WHAT A SUNSET FLIP INTO A POWERBOMB FROM THAT LADDER!
Morrigan entering the ring and starts to battle with Walton. Morrigan whips Walton into the turnbuckle, but Walton counters, reverse-irish-whipping Morrigan into the corner.
SHE JUMPS UP ONTO THE TOP ROPE, AND PREPARES FOR A MOONSAULT, BUT WALTON KICKS THE ROPE, AND MORRIGAN FALLS TO THE TURNBUCKLE, CROTCHING HERSELF ON THE TOP ROPE!!!!
JS: BETTER HER THAN ME!!!!
JR: What are you talking about, Joey? You didn't get that high-pitched voice by accident.
JS: FUCK YOU HILL BILLY
Walton climbs up the ropes behind Morrigan, and locks in a rear waistlock.
JS: WALTON IS GOING FOR THE LION'S BITE GERMAN SUPLEX!
JR: THAT MIGHT JUST BE THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN FOR MORRIGAN!!!!!
WALTON FLIES OFF WITH THE GERMAN SUPLEX, BUT MORRIGAN FLIPS THROUGH, LANDING ON THE LADDER!!!!!!!
WALTON HITS THE MAT, BACKFIRST, AND HAS THE WIND KNOCKED OUT OF HIM! MORRIGAN RIGHTS HERSELF ON THE LADDER, AND BEGINS TO CLIMB!!!!
AND CLIMB!!!!!!
THE FANS ARE GOING WILD!
JS: SHE'S GOT IT, SHE'S GOT IT!
JR: CAN SHE DO IT? THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!!
MORRIGAN REACHES THE NYO TITLE, AND PULLS IT DOWN!!!!!!
Winner, and NEW ICW NYO Champion, Sylver Morrigan
THE FANS GO WILD!!!!!!!
JR: MORRIGAN WINS, MORRIGAN WINS!!!!!!
She celebrates on the top of the ladder, as Walton looks on, looking very dissatisfied with himself.
JS: Walton's winning streak comes to an end, Morrigan is the NYO Champion again!
Juggernaut and Mayhem enter the ring to celebrate as Morrigan stays on top, holding the belt, looking very worn and tired.
Juggernaut shoves Mayhem, MAYHEM FALLS INTO THE LADDER, THE LADDER STARTS TO SWAY!!!!!!!
JR: NO NO!!!!!
AND THE LADDER TIPS OVER WITH MORRIGAN ON IT, AND SHE GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE CRASHING THROUGH THE LADDER THAT WAS SET UP CONNECTED TO THE APRON AND GUARD RAIL, THE LADDER BENDS AROUND HER AND SHE GOES RIGHT THROUGH IT!!!!!!!
THE FANS GASP FOR AIR!
JR: GOOD LORD NO!!!!!!!
JS: MORRIGAN IS........she's hurt, JR!
Juggernaut and Mayhem immediately down to check on her, as EMTs arrive. Both men look frustrated and very concerned for Morrigan. Dan Hampton joins them as well.
JR: Morrigan is the champion. BUT AT WHAT COST? WILL SHE BE ABLE TO COMPETE TONIGHT??
Cut to backstage, where Mark McPhail is seen talking to a man.
Mark McPhail: Welcome to ICW, Mr. Terry O'Quinn!!!!!
Terry O'Quinn: Well thank you, Mr. McPhail. It's a pleasure to be here, I am a very big fan.
Mark McPhail: Now, I never thought that John Locke himSELF from the Lost TV show on ABC would join us here in ICW!!!
Terry O'Quinn: Well, Mark, I just PLAY Locke on television. In real life, we're nothing alike.
A man walks in
Man: Mr. McPhail, Morrigan got seriously hurt just now.
Mark McPhail: What? HOW? What? IS SHE OK?
Man: I don't know. EMTs are checking her out.
Mark McPhail: Is she going to be able to compete tonight against Dangerously and Hampton? WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
Terry O'Quinn: It looks like you've got yourself quite a quandary there, Mark.
Mark McPhail: If she can't compete we-
Terry O'Quinn: You need to take a leap of faith. Maybe she's not supposed to compete later. Maybe she doesn't want to. But if you feel like she needs to, then she will. If she feels like she needs to, she will. She will stand on her own two feet and walk out of that arena back to her room, and rest and walk out later for her next match. We are all responsible for our own fate, Mark. And Morrigan's no different.
Cut to the ring area, where Morrigan is walking out on her own two feet, helped by Damaged Ink and Hampton. The fans cheer for her.
Mark McPhail: What? How did you know-
Terry O'Quinn: You've got to have faith, Mark. You've got to have faith...
The camera closes in on O'Quinn's grin, as it engulfs his storied face...
Howard Finkel: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING IS A HARDCORE MATCH, AND THE SECOND OF THE BEST TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS SERIES!
INTRODUCING FIRST…
LONE WOLF!
“Battery” hits, and the crowd boos voraciously as Lone Wolf emerges from the back, pushing a shopping cart full of weapons. At the very top is his trusty ball bat, along with a tire iron, some steel chairs, a crowbar, and a…bowling ball? WTF?
JR: Well ladies and gentlemen, earlier on in the first part of this series, we witnessed a SCREWJOB, a MOCKERY of justice, and Lone Wolf got the first fall. Now he’s got a chance to win the series in a hardcore match, his speciality!
JS: Johnny Q. Public is going to have to chance his cleancore ways if he wants to stand a chance here! Forget about winning the series, he needs to worry about SURVIVING in that ring against Lone Wolf!
Wolf steps into the ring, leaving his cart of tricks on the outside, except for his baseball bat, which comes in with him.
“To Take the Black” hits…
Howard Finkel: AND HIS OPPONENT…
JOHNNY Q. PUBLIC!
The crowd ROARS as Johnny Q. Public steps out onto the ramp, looking pissed. He charges down the ramp, and slides right in as the bell rings!
JR: Here we go!
Wolf comes flying at QPublic with his bat, but Johnny weaves out of the way, shifting into a boxing stance! He sidesteps Wolf, and connects with three quick jabs to Wolf’s face, then a BIG right cross, causing Wolf to drop the bat and knock him to the ground!
JS: Johnny’s showing off his boxing background! Maybe that will be his counter to Wolf’s sadistic ways!
Wolf is down, and Johnny stays with him, hopping on him and continuing to punch away at his face! The two of them roll out of the ring and onto the floor!
JR: QPublic is HOT early!
Johnny continues to pound away on Lone Wolf on the outside, but Wolf gets a knee up into Johnny’s gut, ending the assault. Johnny rolls off and Wolf gets up, shaking the cobwebs out of his head as he goes after QPublic. He pulls Johnny up and whips him HARD into the ring post!
JS: That’s just a TASTE of the kind of punishment Lone Wolf can unleash in a match like this!
Johnny goes to the floor clutching his head, and Wolf stays on the offensive, pulling him back up and tossing him over the barrier into the crowd!
JR: Uh oh, we need security down there!
Wolf follows QPublic over and into the crowd, and just as Johnny gets to his feet, Wolf rears back and connects with a big right hand! Johnny staggers back, but then nails Wolf with one of his own! The two men begin to trade punches as the crowd roars its approval!
JS: WE’VE GOT CHAOS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CROWD!
QPublic begins to gain the upper hand, throwing punches and moving Wolf back toward the barrier! He follows a stiff right with a clothesline, knocking Wolf back over the barrier and onto the ringside floor!
JR: And we’re back!
QPublic hops over the ramp and pulls Wolf up, dragging him back toward the ring. Johnny tries to roll Wolf into the ring, but Wolf blocks it by elbowing Johnny in the midsection and slamming his head against the side of the ring. Wolf knocks Johnny backward with a few hands, then springs forward, delivering the Pounce gore!
JS: GOREGOREGOREGOREGORE!!!!!
Al Gore: What?
JS: Uh, I loved your movie.
Wolf stands over QPublic with a sadistic sneer on his face before pulling Johnny back up and leading him toward the announce table area.
JR: Oh no, don’t come over here!
Wolf begins to clear the table of its monitors. He pulls QPublic up, sticks him between his legs and jackknifes him up…
JS: POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE, DON’T DO IT!
But QPublic slips overtop of Wolf’s head and ducks into a sunset flip, pinning Wolf to the ground! The referee moves in for the count!
1…
2…
Kickout by Wolf!
JR: Johnny Q. Public just showed that wrestling ability can always trump sadistic SOBs like Lone Wolf!
Johnny and Wolf are both back on their feet. Wolf takes a big swing at Johnny, but the quicker QPublic ducks out of the way. He grabs Wolf, and whips him into his own shopping cart full of weapons! Shit goes flying everywhere!
JS: Shrapnel is everywhere!
Johnny pursues Wolf…BUT WOLF WAS LYING IN WAIT WITH A CHAIR, VICIOUS SHOT TO QPUBLIC’S HEAD!
Johnny drops to his knees…ANOTHER SADISTIC CHAIRSHOT FROM LONE WOLF!
JR: BY GOD, QPUBLIC IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN…AND LONE WOLF LOOKS LIKE HE’S ENJOYING IT! DESPICABLE!
Johnny is indeed lying prone on the ground with blood streaming from his forehead, and Wolf is looking on with an amused look. He covers Johnny by putting a foot in the middle of his chest.
JS: That’s it, Johnny Q. Public is finished.
The ref moves in to make the count…
1…
2…
KICKOUT BY QPUBLIC!
JS: OH MY GOD! HE’S ALIVE!
Lone Wolf can’t believe it! Johnny slowly gets back to his knees while Wolf walks back over to his shopping cart…AND GRABS THE BOWLING BALL!
JR: Now what the hell is this going to be?
Wolf sticks his fingers in the ball. QPublic gets back up, AND LONE WOLF TAKES A BIG SWING AT HIM WITH THE BOWLING BALL-BUT QPUBLIC DUCKS UNDER! ATONEMENT SUPERKICK!!!!
JS: WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM?
Wolf is down with Johnny standing over him as the crowd roars. QPublic surveys the scene for a moment…then picks up the bowling ball as the crowd gets even louder!
JR: I think cleancore is about to go out the window!!!
Johnny stands over Lone Wolf with the bowling ball…THEN CREAMS HIM WITH IT, BUSTING WOLF OPEN! WOLF WRITHES IN PAIN ON THE FLOOR!
JS: THERE IT GOES!
Johnny picks Wolf up and rolls him back into the ring…AND STARTS TOSSING WEAPONS IN WITH HIM! He tosses the chair and the bowling ball in, then picks up the tire iron!
JR: This is a new side of QPublic!!!
Johnny starts to slide into the ring, where the prone Wolf has his back to him, still spurting blood…but the camera shows that Wolf has picked up his baseball bat!!!
JR: IT’S A DAMNED TRAP, JOHNNY!
Johnny slides in with the tire iron, while Wolf gets to his feet with the bat and turns around…AND BOTH MEN SIMULTANEOUSLY CRACK EACH OTHER, QPUBLIC NAILS WOLF WITH THE TIRE IRON AND WOLF NAILS QPUBLIC WITH THE BAT!!!!! BOTH MEN GO DOWN!!!!
JS: HOLY SHIT, THEY’RE BOTH DEAD!!!!
Both men are down, not stirring, as the referee begins a ten count!
JR: If both men are counted out, the match will be a draw, and Lone Wolf will win the series!!!!
1…
2…
3…
4…
QPUBLIC BEGINS TO STAND UP AS THE CROWD ROARS!!!
5…
6…
LONE WOLF GETS TO HIS FEET!!!
7…
8…
QPUBLIC IS BACK UP!
JS: NO DRAW TODAY, HERE WE GO!
BUT LONE WOLF IMMEDIATELY NAILS JOHNNY IN THE FACE WITH HIS BALL BAT!!! FRED MCGRIFF, BITCH!!!!!
JR: DAMN him!!!
Wolf looks down at QPublic, then drops his bat and pulls Johnny back up. He sets Johnny up for a pedigree, AND NAILS IT, JUGULAR CRUSH ONTO THE BAT!!!!
JS: That’s it for Johnny Q., nobody gets up from that.
Wolf stands up, lording over the fallen QPublic…THEN SLIDES OUT OF THE RING!
JR: What the hell is Wolf doing, he has this damn match won!!!
Wolf ducks under the ring apron…AND PULLS OUT A TABLE!!! HE SLIDES BACK IN, SETS THE TABLE UP, AND PUTS JOHNNY ON IT, THEN HEADS FOR THE TOP ROPE!
JR: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!!
JS: He’s going for the Full Moon, the shooting star press through a table!!! This is a move Wolf rarely attempts!!!! He wants to put an exclamation point on this match and destroy QPublic in the process!
JR: NO, THIS IS TOO MUCH, JUST PIN THE MAN, DAMNIT!!!
Atop the turnbuckle, Wolf raises his arms in the air, takes a deep breath, and launches himself at the prone QPublic as camera flashes explode…
BUT JOHNNY SLIDES OFF OF THE TABLE!!!! NOBODY HOME, WOLF GOES CRASHING THROUGH!!!!
JR: HOLY HELL, WOLF GOT GREEDY, AND HE JUST PAID FOR IT!!!!
Wolf is DESTROYED in the wreckage of the table…AND JOHNNY IS GETTING TO HIS FEET AS THE CROWD ROARS!!!!
JS: Johnny has it won, he just needs to make a cover!!!
Johnny gets up, sees the crowd roaring…THEN GRABS TWO CHAIRS AND HEADS FOR THE TOP ROPE!!!
JR: BY GOD, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS GOING TO BE!!!
Johnny reaches the top turnbuckle, face drenched in the crimson mask…THEN WRAPS A CHAIR AROUND EACH FOOT!
JS: HE’S GOING FOR THE FALL MOONSAULT!!! IF HE TIMES IT RIGHT, THOSE CHAIRS ARE GOING TO NAIL LONE WOLF!!!
JOHNNY LEAPS…
AND CONNECTS!!!!! WOLF IS SIMULTANEOUSLY NAILED WITH TWO CHAIRS!!!! THE CROWD IS GOING APESHIT!!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!
Wolf may be dead, and Johnny drapes an arm over him!!!
1…
2…
3!
Winner, QPublic
Score: Lone Wolf 1 QPublic 1
The fans cheer!
Howard Finkel: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH, AND TYING THE BEST TWO OUT FO THREE SERIES ONE TO ONE…
JOHNNY…Q…PUBLIC!!!!!!
JR: BY GOD, JOHNNY Q. PUBLIC JUST WALKED RIGHT INTO A HARDCORE MATCH WITH LONE WOLF AND BEAT THE SON OF A BITCH!!! WE’RE TIED UP, ONE TO ONE!!!!
JS: BUT HOW ARE THESE TWO GOING TO HAVE ENOUGH LEFT FOR THE I QUIT MATCH?
Camera shot of Johnny standing over Lone Wolf in a blood soaked ring.
The camera cuts to the back, to show ICW General Manager Mark McPhail standing in his office, looking at a monitor.
Mark McPhail: I gotta tell you, Mark. You're a genius!
Suddenly a man bursts through the door, covered in sweat, looking like death warmed over.
Mark McPhail: YOU? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???
ScottiePP7: THE TRUTH! I'VE LEARNED THE TRUTH!
Mark McPhail: What the hell are you talking about? What have you been- Where have you been, Scott? What's wrong with you?
ScottiePP7: IT'S ALL CONNECTED! I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED...
Mark McPhail: What...what are you talking about?
ScottiePP7: DON'T YOU REALIZE? PHILADELPHIA. WE'RE ALL FROM PHILADELPHIA. ME. CONSTANTINE. MYST. DUDLEY...THE LIST GOES ON AND ON!!!
Mark McPhail: You're not making sense.
ScottiePP7: IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!!!! LISTEN TO ME!!!!!!!
Scottie grabs McPhail by the jacket
ScottiePP7: IT'S ALL CONNECTED!!!!!!!! ICW IS-
FROM BEHIND, SCOTTIE IS HIT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!!!
IT'S DAVE DANGEROUSLY!!!!!!!!!
He is holding a steel chair wrapped in barbed wire.
Mark McPhail: WHAT ARE YOU DOING??
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
JR: WHAT THE HELL???
Dangerously looks at PP7, who is out cold, as EMTs push Dangerously out of the door jamb to attend to PP7. McPhail looks on at Dangerously, as Dangerously holds up the steel chair wrapped in barbed-wire.
JR: PP7 JUST LAID OUT BY DANGEROUSLY AND THAT DAMN STEEL CHAIR!
JS: EMTS HELP THIS MAN! WHAT WAS SCOTTIE TALKING ABOUT???
JR: Wait...there's.....that steel chair...and the barbed wire...
HOWARD FINKEL: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. OUR NEXT MATCH IS THE TRIPLE THREAT SCAFFOLDING MATCH FOR A TITLE SHOT AT THE ICW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!
THE RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS. THE MATCH WILL START AT THE RINGSIDE AREA. THE COMPETITORS WILL HAVE TO CLIMB THE SCAFFOLDING TO THE CATWALK ABOVE THE RING, TO RETRIEVE THE BRIEFCASE WITH THE CONTRACT THAT IS HANGING FROM THE CEILING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CATWALK!
HOWEVER, BE WARNED. SHOULD A COMPETITOR FALL OFF OF THE CATWALK, THE RING IS LINED WITH STACKED TABLES TO BREAK THEIR FALL!
THE WINNER IS THE COMPETITOR WHO RETRIEVES THE BRIEFCASE WITH THE CONTRACT!!!!!!
INTRODUCING FIRST...
"Letting You" by NIN plays
Howard Finkel: COMING DOWN THE AISLE...
FROM NEW YORK CITY BY WAY OF PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
WEIGHING 258 POUNDS...
THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN WRESTLING, TODAY...
DAVE DANGEROUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dangerously comes out holding the steel chair wrapped in barbed wire, to fans booing his ass off.
JS: Dangerously looking smug after that cheapshot attack on ScottiePP7.
JR: Joey, there is something familiar about the whole thing. The whole scenario. That barbed wire steel chair...something...
Dangerously stops at the ringside area, where the scaffolding is set up. He looks up high at the catwalk and the briefcase hanging. He then looks at the tables lining the ring.
JS: I hope Dangerously is ready, because this is THE MOST DANGEROUS MATCH IN WRESTLING!
"Past Tense, Future Perfect" hits.
Howard Finkel: AND NEXT.
FROM THE POOR ETHNIC MINORITY DISTRICT OF LINDENHURST, NEW YORK
WEIGHING IN AT 198 POUNDS...
HE IS A FIVE TIME EWA CHAMPION,
AND HE IS THE GOLDEN ONE.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
DAN HAMPTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The fans cheer for Dan Hampton as he comes out, ready to go.
JR: Well in any event, Hampton looking to get back into the title scene here tonight, as his bittersweet victory at last month's Ultimatum was short lived.
JS: Regardless, he still became one of the few people to call themselves EWA AND ICW champion.
JR: A very prestigious class, indeed.
"Sick of Life" hits, as Hampton and Dangerously stare each other down.
Howard Finkel: AND FINALLY, COMING DOWN THE AISLE, SHE IS THE....
NEW!!!!!!!! ICW NYO CHAMPION,
SYLVER MORRIGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Morrigan comes out, looking beaten and bruised.
JR: Morrigan pulling double duty here tonight, becoming the new NYO champion in the match earlier. But she endured great pain to get there!
JS: And what of Morrigan's partners, Damaged Ink? What's the status with the tag team champions?
JR: What I want to know, Joey, is how long is it going to be before Morrigan and Hampton have to come to blows with each other?
JS: They are family, but they've stated that the ICW title means more than that, that they will do what it takes to get a shot at it, so who knows...
Morrigan makes her way down, and her and Hampton stare at Dangerously...
THE BELL RINGS, AND THEY BOTH ATTACK DANGEROUSLY!!!!!
JR: IT'S FAMILY UNITED HERE IN THE BEGINNING!
Dangerously drops his steel chair, as Hampton kicks it away.
Hampton and Morrigan both grab Dangerously's head and slam it into the scaffolding ladder.
The scaffolding is on the side of the ring that's facing the ramp. It is a ladder scaffolding that's connected to a catwalk made out of wood that's held up by the overhead ring lighting harnass.
Hampton climbs up two steps, and flies off with a reverse elbow to the face of Dangerously.
Dangerously is down, as Morrigan puts the boots to him.
Hampton motions something to Morrigan.
JS: They're working together, looks like they have a big game plan!
JR: Inevitably, though, they're going to have to face one another in the match.
Morrigan grabs a LADDER FROM UNDER THE RING!!!!
JR: That must have been left over from the NYO match earlier!
JS: Morrigan has had her share of ladders tonight, JR.
Morrigan sets up the ladder, next to the scaffolding. Morrigan climbs the ladder, and Hampton climbs the scaffolding.
JR: What are they doing?
Morrigan stands on top of the ladder, and Hampton is on the scaffolding, and they look like they're going to do some tandem offense from their respective perches. But Dangerously is up, crawling up the scaffolding! Hampton starts to climb down, but Dangerously kicks the ladder! He kicks the ladder!!!!
JR: The ladder is tumbling!!!
The ladder tips over, but Morrigan HOPS INTO THE RING, STANDING ON TOP OF THE THREE LAYERS OF STACKED TABLES THAT LINE THE RING!
Hampton watches, as he hangs from one arm, ready to jump down.
Morrigan stands on the table, AND JUMPS OFF TOWARDS DANGEROUSLY, BUT DANGEROUSLY LUNGES OFF OF THE SCAFFOLDING, AND CONNECTS WITH MORRIGAN, HITTING.......THE 4D!!!!!!
THE DAVE DANGEROUSLY DEATH DROP!!!!!!!
MORRIGAN HITS HARD!
Hampton sees this, and starts to climb down.
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!
JR: WHAT A MOVE!!!!!!!
Dangerously climbs up the scaffolding, and meets Hampton, as the two brawl on the scaffolding, their position is about level with that third layer of tables that line the entire inside of the ring.
They are battling away at each other, with lefts, rights, and smashes into the scaffolding itself.
JR: Hampton and Dangerously up there, JOCKING FOR POSITION!
JS: I HOPE THEY'RE NOT AFRAID OF HEIGHTS!
Hampton slams Dangerously's head into the scaffolding, and Dangerously takes a step down. Hampton climbs up a little bit.
On the ground, Morrigan starts to climb up the scaffolding.
JS: Morrigan isn't out just yet!
Dangerously a few steps below Hampton now, BUT DANGEROUSLY CONNECTS WITH THE LOW BLOW!!!! HAMPTON DROPS DOWN ONTO DANGEROUSLY'S SHOULDERS....
JR: OH NO. OH NO.
JS: OHHHHHHH.......MY........
AND DANGEROUSLY FLIES OFF THE SCAFFOLDING WITH THE LIVING DANGEROUSLY DEATH VALLEY DRIVER ON HAMPTON, DANGEROUSLY FALLS BETWEEN THE SCAFFOLDING AND THE ROPES TO THE RING APRON, HAMPTON GOES CRASHING THROUGH A LAYER OF TABLES NEAR THE ROPES IN THE RING!
THE FANS GO WILD!
JS: GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!
JR: GOOD LORD!!!!!
Hampton is in a broken mess of tables, but he took a glancing blow, as he is already moving in the wreckage, trying to crawl out of the tables without having the rest of them fall on him.
Dangerously, resting on the ring apron, but having hit his side hard on the ring apron, pulls himself up with the ropes. Morrigan FLIES OFF THE SCAFFOLDING AND HITS DAVE FROM THE APRON WITH SOMEWHERE IN LONDON!!!!!!
Dangerously hits hard with the hurricanrana, as Morrigan gets to her feet slowly after the high-risk move.
JS: WHAT A WHO-RA-KHAN-RANA!!!!!!
Morrigan gets to her feet, as Hampton crawls out from the wreckage and falls from the apron to the floor.
Dangerously gets to his feet, and clubs Morrigan in the back. Hampton intervenes and starts to punch away to Dave, whipping him into the scaffolding. Morrigan starts to climb the scaffolding.
JR: Morrigan climbing that scaffolding with her broken body. It's a testament to her desire to become ICW WORLD CHAMPION in addition to being the NYO champion!!!!
Morrigan climbs, as Hampton follows behind her. Dangerously climbs up the ladder, grabbing the steel chair as he climbs. Morrigan is in the lead, followed by hampton and Dangerously right behind him.
Dangerously gets a second wind, and catches up with Hampton, but the struggle of Dangerously trying to climb and hold his chair is too much, and it slows Dangerously down. Hampton takes the opportunity, and locks his feet in place in the rungs of the scaffolding, and locks in THE MEWDAN CLUTCH!!! Dangerously is hanging from one arm, as Hampton lets go and puts all of his weight on Dangerously. Morrigan still climbing slowly.
JR: I CANT BELIEVE IT!
JS: THE KATA-HA-JIME!!!!
Dangerously lets go and the two both fall down, but not before grabbing back onto the scaffolding. They just lose a few steps in position, as Hampton begins to climb. He sees that Morrigan is getting close to the top, so he puts the pedal to the metal on the climbing. Dangerously composes himself and begins to climb after them.
JR: IT IS A RACE TO THE TOP! WHO WILL WIN!!!!
JS: That catwalk is HIGH up there, JR. You've got to think of the risk of vertigo.
JR: UNO...DOS...TRES....CATORCE....
JS: No, not THAT vertigo.
MORRIGAN GETS TO THE TOP! SHE CLIMBS ON THE CATWALK ON HER HANDS AND KNEES, TESTING THE CATWALK'S STABILITY!!!!
JR: MORRIGAN IS SO CLOSE TO THAT CONTRACT!!!!!!
Morrigan stands up, as the catwalk wobbles. She seems nervous, as Hampton shakes the catwalk a bit, climbing up after it. He crawls towards Morrigan, as she reaches up.
JS: IS MORRIGAN GOING TO GET IT HERE???
Dangerously hangs on the side of the scaffolding, locking his feet in and almost sitting there, as he CRACKS THE CATWALK WITH THE STEEL CHAIR OVER AND OVER, SHAKING THE CATWALK!!!!
THE CATWALK IS WOBBLY!!!!!!!!
JR: OH NO!!!!!
...
MORRIGAN FALLS!!!!!!!
BUT SHE HANGS ON TO THE CATWALK!!!!!!!!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
HAMPTON THERE TO GRAB HER HAND!!!!!!! HE TRIES TO PULL HER UP!!!!!!
Dangerously crawling up the scaffolding more now, laying his chair on the catwalk, as he struggles to climb.
JR: PULL HER UP DAN, DAMNIT! NO!
Hampton tries to pull his sister up...
BUT MORRIGAN FALLS OF THE CATWALK, CRASHING TO THE TABLES BELOW IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!! THE RING ENGULFS MORRIGAN IN A WAVE OF CRUSHED TABLE!!!!!!
THE FANS ARE STUNNED!!!!!!
JR: NO!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!! OH NO!!!!!!!!!
JS: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!
EMTs and Mark McPhail out to check on Morrigan as they pull her from the wreckage, as Hampton looks on.
Dangerously makes it to the catwalk now, and stands up, smiling at Hampton. Hampton turns to Dangerously and lets out a primal scream.
Hampton charges Dangerously, spearing him down and punching away.
JR: MORRIGAN BEING TAKEN OUT ON A STRETCHER! THIS IS INSANE, THIS NEEDS TO BE STOPPED!!!!
JS: LOOK UP THERE, THEIR LIVES HANG IN THE BALANCE!!!!!
Hampton picks up Dangerously, and positions him towards the edge of the catwalk. He locks him up for a northern lights suplex.
JS: HAMPTON DOESNT CARE, HE WANTS TO HIT THE GILDED AGE FROM THE CATWALK!!!! HE JUST WANTS TO HURT DANGEROUSLY!!!!
BUT DANGEROUSLY REVERSES, HE PICKS UP HAMPTON IN A FIREMAN'S CARRY, AND HITS HUSH, THE GO TO SLEEP!
HAMPTON BLOCKS IT!!!!! THEY BOTH GRAB THE BRIEFCASE